If eating was a sport which country would dominate

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Why are Aussies shorter than us when we share pretty much the exact same genetics? Also, why are Dutch people such fucking lanklets?

>americans
>blonde

>USA whitest
Based and accurate

>amerimutt
>blond

interbreeding with abo cavemen

Why are anglos (amerispics, english, chinkstrailians) so fat and short?

It's what happens when you breed with aborigines.

Here's the full picture you mongs

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Whoever made this thing has some bottled up frustration regarding blonde guys kek

they're descended from lumpen prole troglodytes bro

>Life expectancy: 76.9 years

OH NONONONO

More gravity south on the globe, it's why southerners are shorter than northerners.

Ameridumbs are whiter than german and dutch people?

It depends on bf% and not BMI which is total broscience shit, so OPs picture is useless.

It would be Qatar, Egypt, Kuwait, or (stunningly, I genuinely don't understand how this is the case) Palestine. All four countries have higher obesity rates than the US. Which I don't get at all. I thought Egypt was rioting because of food shortages. I thought Israel was starving the Gaza Strip. But I look up the fucking stats and they're fatter than we are.

>Espanlets

weird croats aren't manlets after all the turk rape

We may lose 4 years, but at least we aren’t communists

>You know remember a time when the all American look consisted of a white chad with blue eyes and light hair

Turks didn't run the place for that long, it's sort of like Rome in Britain. Technically they controlled it but they never got the chance to properly settle down and rape the fuck out of it like they did in Spain or France.

Fewer blacks, more Asians and Persians?

That was always a myth, idk where it ever came from. The founders of the US were English, English people mostly have dark hair. Then we imported fuckton of Italians (almost all dark-haired) and Germans (like 50/50 between blonde and dark). The stereotype of white Americans being blonde has never made any sense.

well in a lot of your old tv shows and movies, the handsome stereotypical jock is a blonde white chad. Plus, the two biggest Hollywood stars among women were blonde guys(Pitt and DiCaprio).

Food, deindustrialization, alcoholism centered exclusively around beer, minimal vegetables and ofc predisposed to Type 1 Diabetes cause the pancreas got used to dying by 30 anyway

Australians are tall, pic is fake

Their national dishes are a plate of meat surrounded by starch with a side of starch. How do you think it happens?

>well in a lot of your old tv shows and movies, the handsome stereotypical jock is a blonde white chad.
I get that, I'm just saying it's absurd. It's literally never been the case that the typical American has been someone with light hair and blue eyes. It's a weird push from our movie industry that the rest of the world somehow fell for. I guess it's kind of like how most of your actors are upper-class Brits with those stereotypical upper-class accent (RP/posh whatever) so Americans assume that your whole country sounds like Emma Watson or David Cameron when you guys actually sound like Harry Kane or James Milner.

Lmao aussie

we are just the fat version of the irish

Because we're rich nigger we can eat whatever we want whenever we want. Yesterday I paid for a guy to go and get me two burgers so I could sit at home and not move my ass while playing dota. I do this like 3 to 4 times a week

>life expectancy: 76,9

lmao amerifats

i want to move to japan or spain so i can be taller than average

it seems a bit too high does it include the mass shooting risk ?

the chad british 5'10" vs the virgin irish 5'9.5"

White Americans are taller than the hyphenated americans

Why are anglos such fat sacks of shit ?

The amerimutt comes equipe with a 9mm for self defense

>t. 5'9 manlet

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bruh pretty sure the chilean life expectancy is like 30

You wanna go against Joey Chesnutt? By all means.

White Americans are actually pretty tall,taller than most europeans except maybe 3 or 4 countries

We got a lot of Midwestern Swedefucks over here.

>tfw I mog everyone in this picture
Fucking gooks bringing our average down

>the american flag itt using the world amerimutt
Cringe

Literally obsessed. I doubt you're English though, definitely Scot or planted squatter in the north.

>Believing (((stats))) about wealth/health in the Middle East
This is why we continue to send billions of dollars of aid every year to you know who

You were a penal colony. Your ancestors where plebs from the lower classes who had limited Norman ancestry and were mostly descended from Anglos and Saxons, who were the niggers of Central Europe.

In short, inferior genetics.

Not really. I went on holiday to Florida a few years ago and was considerably taller than most white Americans. Whenever I travel to mainland Europe, I feel like I'm only marginally above average (manlet Med countries excluded).

no, whites are quite short im 6'0 in shoes and taller than a good 97% of the male population

Despite the Ubermensch Viking memes, Swedes and Norwegians aren't super tall. The Dutch and the Balkan niggers are the tallest races in Europe.

Ahhh dude your travels aren't actual statistics. The average height of a non Hispanic white American is 5 feet 10 inches, that's more than most european countries except the germanic Countries

average white guy is like 5'7

But brits are the rottenest niggers, bunch of dirty niggers

Lmao no that's the average Asian American height according to gov numbers

You alright, m8? Did something happen? Wanna talk about it?

Factually untrue

No it is not you brainlet, white Americans are not 5’7” on average. Our obesity and height statistic are fucked up by minorities

>More gravity south on the globe
u wot m8

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Miniorities like who