BOSS

They played Cardiff

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Kek

*wins Serie A*
*wins Champions League*

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Is there stats of his gametime for each of those months?

checked, it's happening

BOSS YOU CAN'T SELL ME NOW

SIGNORE

HOLY SHIT THEY FINALLY MANAGE TO season-long loan TRANSFER HIM TO ANOTHER CLUB

why are they doing this again? they don't even have wingers

conte doesnt play with wingers, he plays 3-5-2

Inter are paying 5m of his salary. United keep paying 18m lol.

Manure somehow managed to fuck up their squad even worse than Chelsea and Arsenal. Losing Lukaku and Sanchez and spending 150+ million on english shitters like Maguire, Wan-Bissaka and James is idiocy

I hope they're paying him a fair wage. A man and his two dogs cannot survive on the slave wages given to him at Manchester

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United are turning into Arsenal

Are those figures right?? Damn, so we don't need to call him SIGNORE, CAPO, IL BOSS, DON BOSS or whatever Italian meme name, he is gonna still be BOSS, just with an Italian mustache instead

>18m
no fucking way lol
the figures i've seen is 5m from Inter and 7 from United

It's still a terrible deal for united

The young lad's just getting ready to peak again during the crucial holiday fixture buildup. Leave him alone. In a few years he'll have finished developing and can play like that all season.

Chelsea is a bit better than Arsenal. Still I dunno how they got rekt by Manure 4-0.

will Conte unlock them?

since conte unlock cantdera, I don;t really think there's anything impossible for him to do

Transfermarkt says he had one assist in January but still that is ridiculous

this is Conte unlocking power

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>Alexis Alejandro Sánchez Sánchez, also known simply as Alexis, is a Chilean professional footballer who plays as a forward for English Premier League club Manchester United and the Chile national team.
>Sànchez Sànchez
BOSS
WHERE IS MY INCEST BONUS

DON ANTONIO

Holy mother of based

Transfer market stats aren’t official.

it's astonishing how awful united's roster is. I think Ole is a terrible manager but it's not like any other managers could do better with this rabble.

Ole is the one who wants to put the focus on youth though.

He's the son of a single mother la, repeat his last name twice

Watch him and Lukaku get unlocked as they leave the disaster that is Man U.

Will his dogs like it in Milan tho

Oh shit amigo, thanks for the education.
Was he given repeated names due to divorce, or due to his mum literally not knowing who the father was?

5th place max kek

>the levellers of lecce

That was a penalty he won. Not an assist.

She probably knew it, but the guy didn't want to take responsibility. They were very poor and there was probably no money for a paternity suit either.
This is the third world amigo

weird. I can't seem to find highlights of the match cardiff beat man united on youtube.

To be fair he's still learning the game, got bags of potential for such a young lad.

Same thing happens here. Sometimes a girl just "invents" the patronymic name for her child lel.

>the butchers of brighton
>the annihilators of aston villa
>the warlords of west bromwich albion

Man Utd lost against Brighton away last season

Mourinho' quote keeps getting more and more true

wat

Which quote?

That finishing 2nd with Man Utd was probably his biggest acheivement.

Boss told him santa was in the stands

FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

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>Third world
Poor people can get those for free at any Corporación de Asistencia Judicial, mom didn't do it because either she didn't know she could do that or didn't care about that guy so fuck him

Excellent transfer tbqh. Based inter.

The Laura of Wet Blankets enters the thread.

Instead of participating in thread discussion, this Laura just wants to point out that you're currently at the edge of the board and about to die. =^_^=

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