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OP is a low-effort faggot loser who should be banned from making /heem/ threads.
bjpenn.com is all you need, mahalo brotha
>DAILY REMINDER: Some anons wait all day to make a thread and be OP
Left: soulless
Right: soul
Ronda has 10x as many twitter followers as Holly and 6.5x as many Instagram followers, yet some cazzie actually thinks Holly is more popular.
>12 million views over 5 days
>not even his second or third most popular fight
Khabib is officially a drawl. expect 242 to rake in 400k+ buys, which is like 800k+ in the RSPN+ era. I hope money and fame don't change him brothers.
of course not, he will be slain by dusthammad poirmanajadaahajaiazerbanajiashurbanipal takbir
post more pig ronda
don't question it, you really want to have a 3 hour argument with some windowlicker about which MMA waifu is the promqueen?
saying the same thing around the clock won't make it come true cupcake
kill yourself, my man.
wait all day? go to fucking work you weird ass spergs.
pride before a fall, khabeastiality
>they made a typo on Poiriers number
>most likely typed in the last digit wrong with a near number
>find the correct number
>call in during the conference
>pretend to be from a media site like BloodyElbow
>ask Dustin who his favorite female fighter is
khabib wouldn't even be famous if he wasn't the undefeated champ who beat conor
>undefeated
>champ
>beat conor
debatable
anderson “ow my leg snapped again :(“ Silva and BJ “blowjob in my penn” penn are the GOATS
Based Piggy Ronda
>go to fucking work
>work
oh user, these are NEETs top kek
Beating Canor makes cazzies think you're elite. See Nate and see all the cazzies saying Khabib is the goat AFTER 229.
what a fat ugly bitch
Shit, you're right
>undefeated
lost to Tibau
>champ
beat #11 real estate agent
>beat conor
lost the third round
just had a hunch :^)
Ronda Smash
where are all the spergy NEETs that have the capacity to make a decent OP with a link to the previous thread and list of upcoming events? /heem/ just has subversive tard NEETs, it's awful.
Her thicc "don't care" body is an acquired taste
didn't schluab fucker her?
you're a dork
reminder that Conor has a 100% rematch win rate and he will make the proper adjustment to heem khaphile in the 4th round
you're a goof.
TROOF, DAS RITE
It takes a lot of energy being a rockstar
Schlaub is a man with a Patrician's taste
didn't she cuck shakub with the guy who knocked him out?
Paige Van Zant wants more money in here next contract, if you're Dana White how would you negotiate with her?
Didn’t Ronda want to have a kid a while ago? Is Browne sterile from the roids or something. Maybe god is punishing her for betraying schuab.
Aльхaмдyлиллях brother
they were broken up by then so it's not cucking
Based God
Fuck her brains out
Send her to Bellator. Get rid of women's mma.
Khabib is undefeated
>tfw all this Howdy Honda Housey talk reminds me of prime /heem/
She actually did, which makes her based tbqh. Schaub was never the same after that fight it was the fight the made him retire.
What time is the cucktender series on?
I gotta say guys, it feels good knowing your boy will retire undefeated with GOAT status
you now remember the ronda sticky
>*Wish we could turn back time*
>*To the good ole days*
2 hours and 20 mins
Who wins the rematch?
Holloway esque flurry from the guy on the left
very low iq move publicly stating she makes more through sponsorships. literally all of her value comes from being a ufc fighter.
They're both probably sterile, unfortunately
Does anyone know why this picture even exists?
Champ Shit Only
she's friends with them
Dana White's Friday Night BBC Series
She turned down the Maycee fight because she was talking shit in her husband's dms
I dont know
I justn know it used to be posted
does nagangu wins the rematch?
So many questions... What the actual fuck
Black people have inde short torsos
He looks like an overgrown african kid with a big tummy
she can join her husband in bellator even that will unironically kill her sponsorship money on instagram
Has he stopped being a TDDlet and cardiolet? He's obviously got as good a puncher's chance as anyone but I think it's a no
Journalist: are you afraid Stipe?
Stipe: haha no. I'm a fighter. This is what I do, why would I be afra-
Francis: Don't lie Stipe
I was working in a retirement home one time and witnessed 2 old guys in wheelchairs trying to heem each other.
did either win?
They are best friends. You can see her crying when Josh Thompson HEEM'D Nate. Do your research, cazzie
Old men fighting is just sad desu
if he can ko Stipe within 2 minutes, then yes. If it goest past 2 minutes, no. He has no gas tank and Stipe will grind him out again.
this is every wmma fighter. dumb sluts waste their fertile years being worse fighters than every man on the planet and then retire with nothing to show for it but pain and suffering
She must weigh 170 pounds in that picture and she's suspended for coming in 18% overweight lol
Oh well that makes sense
heeeeeeeey brather one last run at the strap to rediscover
Ronda managed to be a huge star for a brief period of time though, but for the rest it's a stupid idea unless you're a lesbo
Honda got Nick on the liquor
what's everyone favorite Hogda? Mine is Pokefreak Ronda.
youtube.com
wake up rose and paige, it's all over.
she grew up in miami if you're wondering why she sounds like that
He'll have to settle for goatfucker status if he doesn't fight Tony.
That should have been the most obvious sign that she was going to have an autistic meltdown after he first loss.
nah it was like watching wmma
favorite female fighter?
>all this hogda posting
please for the love of god at least post weight cut ronda, this isn't making my peepee hard whatsoever
I have a hard time believing he actually put the work in to improve his gas tank. It will be the same result as the first fight. Mgumbo couldn’t even put his hands up after Round 2.
Her UFC era makeup looked so bad. How can professional makeup artists be worse than Ronda rushing her shit together in the car?
Stipe heems him or gets heemed this time 50/50
>Why don’t you take a seat so we can start “negotiating”
Good taste in music tho
Fellas the doctors just found cancer in my dad's bone after having prostate cancer
F
Can't believe Chuck Liddell is going to outlive my dad that fucker
pig Honda best honda
nice blog dude, I hope it is very painful ;)
Sorry user. At least he outlived MW GOAT Evan Tanner
Think about it this way. DC had TWO dads and they both died before yours.
Based I'll keep that in mind.
Also it's probably better to die than be Matt Hughes
my condolences if true. would be nice if the ruling elites would share the cancer cure already but that's not as profitable
was DC ever named as a primary suspect in these cases? Seems like the most obvious pattern. Then there's his daughter...
...GOOD LORD SOMEONE SAVE JON ANIK
cool
who's your favourite female fighter?
Based. She really fell in love with hot wings.
Because it's based?
JUST IMAGINE THOSE MEATY BRRRRRAPS
>Her UFC era makeup looked so bad. How can professional makeup artists be worse than Ronda rushing her shit together in the car?
Yum
BASED
I like this.
God I wish that me...
Thicc
Piggy Honda
Ronda is the only girl I've ever loved...
RUMBLE IS BACK
NOT A DRILL
ENTERING THE USADA POOL
HEAVYWEIGHTS ON NOTICE
>lay in bed
>throw on a khabib 242 free fight on tv
>fall asleep
Everytime
What did she mean by this?
He knows the heavy height division is full of a bunch of flushed cans
>le quit against DC man
no thanks
you can see her large areolas in that pic
imagine not finding her hot, couldn't be me
that's why it's perfect he goes to HW. You only have to last MAX two rounds see
I believe something along the lines of please fap to me and send me pictures of your penises and money shots on my pictures and merchandise
o
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she looks like a singlemom of 3 in a trailer park. literally what is it about her that is appealing aside from her being a UFC star?
>another giganigger with no tank
Absolute unit. In awe of the size of the lass.
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She's the perfect breeding sow, I'd like to have 9 kids with her and live a very horrible but rewarding life until we both balloon up to scooter weight and careen around costco
I do that with Brendan Schaub podcasts. Really helps me when I have trouble falling asleep
*portions an old meme*
>DC flushed into retirement
>Rumble suddenly comes back
lmao what a pussy
chubby ronda is cute
imagine not being hyped by the return of rumble
this general is full of cazzies
YIKES
I invented portion posting
I thought the same thing. Makes him look like a bitch.
Too bad Jon won't move up.
i am, ill just be more excited when the fight is announced
At Heavyweight he's going to be a killer.
STIPE ON SUICIDE WATCH
kek
these stupid fucks are gonna make rumble/ngannou way too soon and risk deleting a decent HW aren't they?
POOganou vs DUMBle will be spicy. It will make sense as his first fight back as well seeing as Stipe is going to run another rape train on POOganu at some point this year. They're both heartlets though.
I would offer her the exact same contract she's on now and if I had to add any money it would be the absolute minimum. She overplayed her hand talking about her instagram money but I'm willing to bet a chunk of that is tied to her being a UFC fighter and if she leaves the organization she will lose a chunk of those sponsors as well.
Funny how almost no credentialed media outlets are reporting on the Zuffa hearings
Nobody wants to get Helwani'd.
Historically my favorite Rousey pic.
Rumbles back bois hell yea
Rumble vs Big Nigget Harris would be dimes baby
kick that can into the bellator pothole
I hope they skip Tony for Gaethje (after he beats Cowboy) just to see Reddit seethe
I always wanted to see Rumble vs. Jones.
What's /heem/'s opinion on Ramsey "Danger" Dewey?
Post more cut puppy ronda
Thoughts on Paige getting cucked by Maycee Barber?
OY VEY YOU ANTISEMITE
AS SOON AS A JEW BUYS THE UFC IT'S TIME TO AUDIT
THIS IS BIGOTRY PLAIN AND SIMPLE
I DEMAND A COUNTER-SUING CASE TO BE BROUGHT UPON THIS GOY RIGHT FUCKING NOW
What’s going on senpai
>MMA
>Real sport
BASED Canelo poster
>Cuckbib Seizurefraudbumdov couldn't finish
source on this
seems alright but I he says some shit that seems genuinely stupid sometimes
mini ronda?
cute
The fuck do some of you post the same shit every day for? WHY?
I want to beat her ass
>He thinks mudslimes have the money to buy PPVs!
There's a reason Khabib FREE fights are getting tons of views NOW... because these stupid kids who follow Khabib haven't seen anything before the Conor fight!
Wait until UFC 242's PPV numbers don't add up because these kids can't afford to buy it!
to rev you
you just got worked you absolute mark
I'm gonna be totally honest with you guys.
I'm more excited for Askren vs Maia than Khabib vs Dustbin.
OK you got me. Now stop.
This! I remember all the muzzies cazzies saying that Khabib could beat Jon Jones right after he beat Conor!
LOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Based
I'm exited to see askren get flatlined again
breathe kid
take a breath
correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Nate Diaz would beat Khabib in a 5 round fight.
He's unironically a can with a 3-4 record against complete nobodies
Without looking name 2 fights on UFC 242 outside of the main event.
that's a grown ass 40 y/o woman, not sure why she looks so smol
the dyke fight and that one fight
he does. Nate is a nightmare matchup for him
>Danas paying askren 200-350k just to happily watch him get trashed every fight
>you will never have this kind of 'fuck it' money
aren't Dick and BlowJob fighting on that one?
I think a chinaman or two are there too
>blocks ronda's path!
wat do?
Canelo hits harder than Ngannou
Wtf i like maycee barber now lmao
>that surgery scar
b-b-beast of a surgeon furshure
UFC 244
Colby vs Poosman
Toilet Till vs Fatstelum
Lewis vs Ivanov
Walker vs Canderson
Not bad so far.
Wow, she's getting flushed without even fighting
Impressive
brainlets all around. Maycee, pvz, and her husband. All these people would be in a trailer park somewhere if it weren't for the ufc
joe rogan on orgasm watch
There are many forms of Ronda
the fuck is this
Then you should cut your dick so you can have a pussy and a girl to eat you out, faggot!
Trust me when I say this, Rumble's power will be nothing in Heavyweight. He will lose easily against the likes of Stipe, Ngannou, and JDS.
When I'm hungover and can't get up the next day I put on Joe Rogan podcasts and lay on my bed with my head spinning and headphones on... then I fall asleep.
They must fight to death to determine who is the most jacked blonde girl
Is yoga a good base for MMA?
I want to have sex
You really think his real number starts with an 800 area code? Or are you just avin a giggle?
>ywn play classic wow with ronda while she smashes your balls with her feet
yes, it creates great flexibility needed for high kicks, sprawls, wrestling and bjj. I rather do yoga with cuties than weird touch butt moovement with a ponytail dork
canelo is a faggot mick posing as a spic and lost to GGG twice, go back to your dead sports thread.
Imagine the braps after she eats all that
>RUMBLE VS NGANNOU FOR THE GIGA NIGGA BELT
MY DICK IS EXPLODING
Shit take
Are there really casuals that think Shevchenko can beat Cejudo?
>call it
No fucking way, kiddo.
Rumble heems him
Based. Ronda definitely rips some massive farts. She looks like she would take pride in her own farts.
Francis is the TKO king
You could start your own business with that $20.
hi rogan
Is there any male fighter you think she could beat? I'd say Ray Borg loses
Imagine the smell and the sound of the BRAPs after she ate this
Based and GSPilled
UFC finances, fighter pay, and a lot of other shady shit they do has been getting revealed over the past couple years, its only been released to the public recently though
Just Imagine
>GGG won
Those jabs definitely had Canelo down foe the count lmao
Is Schaub the only MMA commentator that has the balls to criticize the UFC?
I think Schaub is actually the good guy.
lads are u looking forward to nov 16??
Rumble vs USADA is the real fight.
Dude looks like a conehead with the amount of HGH he's on
>MMA commentator
It's easy for him because he doesn't work for any of the MMA companies.
He's not a commentator... Joe Rogan is a commentator.
No, and he constantly sucks their cock and barely even watches the sport
Wow, nice toe.
Plus he streams them illegally! What type of example is he setting for Tiger?!
I can Out-Awlkward everyone in this thread
I'm old enough to remember when Rumble wanted to fight GSP.
if MMA fighters are so badass why aren't they in Hezbollah?
>Conor McGregor, you're taking everything I worked for motherfucker I'm coming for your ass
I'm not saying I'd win on the scorecards, but I would probably beat khabib.
alright dude the joke has run its course
Bulldog nate bless
Why is Nate Diaz names Nate and not Nathaneol or some spic shit like that
his name is nathan you dumb faggot
wow my point completely debunked but not really, shut up you fucking nerd
literally a retard
seethe pillowfag
>You're playing touch butt with that dork in the park with the pony tail. The funny motherfucker with the stupid haircut? My whole team would beat your whole team's fucking ass how about that?
>duh huh duh huh wetawd
fucking faggot get in my guard
unironically low IQ
>Nathaneol
That sounds like the name of someone who would write a book you would be forced to read in high school.
/HEEM/ IQ ratings
1. me, italy and the bong
POWER GAP
everyone else (drooling dogshit stupid shit for brained literal retards)
Don't respond, this is the official list
nathaneol is definitely the name of a pool repairman in idahao who only eats potatoes
Acoustic nick bless
The fuck lmao. Saved
If I had remote control of Conor, I'd have won that fight easily.
>Nunes, you've taken everything I've worked for motherfucker I want to fight your mother fucking ass
are these like adult legos?
why does this man look like rogans openly gay cousin?
>loses to Apu via Slushee
Would you suckle?
>There are newfags in this very thread that don't know about warmachine
more like the fuckmenmachine
He recently got married in prison.
more like basedmachine if u ask me
.
Can we get a Dana White's contender series but prisoners fight to get their sentence reduced?
War Machine vs Lee Murray would be based
Didn't Mr. Machine recently get married? Pretty unsettling that there are women out there who want to marry incarcerated domestic abusers
anyone got Warmachine vs Christy Mac with Joe and Goldie commentary screencaps
Bro Charles Manson got married in prison Women are retarded
>been watching since 189
>calls me a Newfag
There's no female UFC fighter who could beat any male fighter
No too big for me fer sure
Why did war machine get life in prison without parole, he didn't even beat her that bad she can still whore around professionally.
Enemy of the state
Probably because he kept going to jail for similar shit. I guess they had enough
Not his first offense.
based, but still very cringe
Thanks, b!
The struggle is real
>This one armed can unironically thinks he can submit Schaub
Schaub would absolutely starch this bum and send him to the shadow realm.
You kidding me? That's a woman's dream, she gets some life sentence famous cuck to marry her, that's free emotional support and the guy actually WANTS to talk to her. Plus it's not like he can get out and beat/rape/murder/eat her, which women find hot other than the being dead part. She'll get any assets he left behind plus money from any books, movies, documentaries he may be a part of. And she still fucks chad on the side.
Manson was the most alpha turbo-manlet ever tbqh.
Schaub is probably clinically obese and im not even trying to be cute
I saw Brendan Shaub at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen CBD oils in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each CBD and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Somebody give me dwcs stream
this please
I got your stream *unzips dick&
This
Double please
CORN / CORE
Miesha's pussy is way more beautiful than Ronda's.
>CM Punk could beat Shevchenko
Reminder Nate Diaz lost to FUCKING Clay Guida
He's walking around at 270 rn.
Damn are we all going to miss the fights. Maybe we should gets espn+
Based! ESPN+ is the way a TRUE fan of the sport experiences the UFC.
i like what i saw, i think the kid has talent
hey goof, youre in
Realized i had 5 bucks on my google account and just copped it. I feel like a faggot cuz i know im not even gonna watch this shit.
Just share you account with me. I watch all the fights even PFL
The knee didn't land
Nah, I'd rather just steal them
>he's not paying for espn+
Seriously. These point deductions are getting out of hand
My nigga JT got nice grapples
who cares, unless you're a female fighter you're not getting a contract without a finish either way.
>In less than a week Khabib's free fight gas become the most watched video on UFC channel history, with more views than anything Conor has done including McGregor vs Nate II.
Is Khabibi about to bury Conor in PPV buys?
Is he now the UFC's biggest superstar?
THE NOTORIOUS
COOOOOOOOOOONOOOORRRRRRRRR
MACGREEEEEEEEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
Literally who.
Where is Rhonda's slot?
yes but this fight wont break 500k buys because dustin is a jobber
khabib vs tony breaks the 3 million barrier
>faggot mcnigger
>caca mcpoopoo
>tapper mcquitter
>manlet mcmemer
>twitter mcwhiskey
INSHALLAH
>phantom knee
One point!
>blatant cage grab preventing brutal slam
Perfectly fine. Perfectly legal.
They have to put the PPV's back on TV
>irish mccuck
Tony Faggotcan's dickriders are the most pathetic existence yet seen on planet earth
Such as?
Does Big Brown even train anymore?
Tony is fun
can't recall any specific instances, I just remember that I watched a few of his videos and remember having a few "what the fuck is this guy talking about" moments
instatap
TJ Downtown!!!
Knee barely landed, bet he still fucked himself out of the contract though
Not many bantamweights can hang with JT on the ground, he's going to be a problem
but, will he get the contract?
>see his little dad get the win
imagine having to be fathered by a manlet.
Damn she put his hand all over his sweaty back and grabbed his biceps
Manlet is the superior race
I'd hate my father for the suffering I will have to endure.
Yes they literally built a stadium for Khabib to fight in
Buddy is about to get them Dubai/Abu Dhabi/UAE bux
>Tony Faggotcan
You're not even trying
>he's now working as a janitor
>what the fuck is this guy talking about" moments
Probably CTE from getting his fucking skull shattered lol
you knew who I meant so it works
>till vs gasetelum
Tills gonna lose his chin for good, fuck
Don't sleep on Andreas 'Bane' Gustaffsson
He's a big guy
imo kanbifaggot nuretarddipshit fans are the worst
Dana White? Haha, more like Anal Shite haha am I right boys?
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
I, for one, believe in Till
Proper picks fellas
This canuck is about to get finna dabbed on isn't he
they're shit too but nobody on here actually unironically likes him
This Canadian cuck looks a couple weeks postpartum
>Plus it's not like he can get out and beat/rape/murder/eat her, which women find hot other than the being dead part
sounds crazy but it seems to be true
The fat guy used to be a pro boxer
Diarrheabib vs Dustbin Poorier in a Saudi Sheikh Shit match
i really meant youtube fans tbqhf
Anyone else playing their own walk out songs for the fighters tonight?
Sosoli looks in better shape than he was on tuf
What effect would a loss to Dustin have on Khabib's mentality?
Would also complete the BTFOing of AKA this year.
Sosoli is unheemable and has nice hands
i like khabib and i am a white non-muslim
I predict one of two possible scenarios
1.) Dana picks only the losers
2.) Dana picks no one
Either way, garbage show
Don't post based Perry with that shit okay come on I'm trying to be here
Giant nips vs tiny nips
is 6'6 too tall for mma?
I cannot conceive a singe situation in which that happens
This guys got some tiddies
I not really attracted to most Jamal's regardless of how tall they are
I wanna see Joynson throw a sidekick to Sosoli's gut
A frame that big can be a disadvantage if you're in a promotion where heavyweight has an upper limit
it’s basically a lot of muhamads with wifi, calm down.
>I can't see anything
brainlet
>gets punched
>calls timeout
Faggot sport
wew
sure you do
Hahah this Canadian was scared shitless after he saw sosoli throwing those bombs. That was a smart way to quit
Heem'd a niggas eye dead. Fair play.
Youre in
>Inb4 Khabib has a fucking brain aneurysm as soon as the bell rings and Dustin clocks him with a clean right hook
I unironically think hes the best fighter in the UFC and a great human being.
I unironically think he is P4P #1 and could beat Jones despite the reach/weight/height difference.
I unironically think he will retire undefeated.
I'll never pick a Canuck again, heeming my picks like that.
I know cazzies like heem only watch fights where it's two smoothbrains trading shots to the head until one gets knocked out, but khabib is the goat and shuts down your "explosive punching power" memes fighters.
Absolute clown sport
27-1 and an immediate rematch with avenged loss.
interesting
You should work your fight game bro
Yes it is sure that Khabib is one of if not my favorite fighters
Khabib is unironically a great, funny, down to earth guy. Watch Anatomy of a Fighters videos or the training videos AKA/IamTheBay put out and try not to like him.
Khabib is a nigger, nobody respects him, loser
this
khabibi would wrap up jj's skinny gazelle legs and heel hook him in 30 seconds
No contest b
Fade the Greek, this asswipe is always wrong.
He's a blatant plant by the casino's.
Too late I already have too in my parlay. Barret moves like elkins
cringe
Khabib is a natural Middleweight, he could probably bulk up to 205 pretty easily and that would negate Jons weight advantage. And of course he's technically skilled enough to negate the height/reach advantage.
>Chinks are good at fighting
;____;
s-s-s-stop p-p-please
Korean Zombie is the only good Asian in the UFC, everyone else is a can.
Khabib was my boy for years and the unofficial Champ when I didn't even realize he was Muslim or wrestled bears, he was just that undefeated badass Russian guy to me
He is still that guy and more
It was an absolute delight seeing him btfo Conor, Dana's Boy, the fraud, the poster puppet, who held up the division for 2 years
Seeing the belt wrapped around Khabib and seeing Conor in a jail cell was delightful
I am sorry for what is about to happen to Dustin, he seems like a nice kid
more fetanyl crocodile tears. this faggy drama is more suited for a show like the ultimate fighter where you actually spend time over a season getting to know these people.
Everyone gets goofed no one picked a no contest ending.
omega cringe
giga-based
NC is not a valid pick. If it was a draw then yeah. Kind of like a bet but with picks it's a 3way moneyline instead of 2, so and NC becomes void
I disagree this isn't everyone gets a trophy this is MMA.
dustin submitting khabib is free money
would you say aspen ladd has gained weight or lost weight since her suspension for weighing 160 pounds for her fight in california?
Based
Not my fault you picked against based Downtown Brown
for the bookies
Everyone has a plan until Khabib puts them on the floor
Somone post a fucking dwcs stream, thanks
I took the redpill.
I saw Khabib vs Tibau.
Now I'm a Tony fan.
dustin doing anything other than being smothered by a guy who cuts from 210 pounds would be shocking
lol. everyone lost deal with it paco.
Just got to the site you used last time
Watching Conor get destroyed, exposed and retired was the greatest moment in UFC history.
I hope Conor comes back to featherweight and gets BTFO by Max to put the nail in the coffin.
It's $5.00 per month it's embarrassing to not be part of the UFC team at this rate.
based.
Great fight
Based and Cucuypilled. You now see the truth.
I will rise again
spicy
Conor was exposed back he tapped out to a Journeyman. Khabib did take his soul though
8 years ago Khabib won a close but unanimous decision over a roided Tibau.
8 years ago Tony lost to Michael Johnson.
Makes no sense to be a fan or not because of shit 8 years ago.
this
Tony won the story of that fight, Khabib didn't.
Will you count Khabib beating Dustin as a good win?
You guys are pretty mean tobh
tony is a gatekeeper who is nearly heemed every fight and has severe mental illness and his body is falling apart at 36 yo
when he finally crumbles to khabib and is exposed he goes full chris benoit, kills himself wife and kids
Tony fought through injury and won the story. Khabib clearly lost the story of the fight when he got exposed as a protected hype job.
no, because I hate khabibs stupid fucking guts and can't stand his boring crotch sniffing style
As we know according to knowledge, Dustin literally doesn't have a single quality win.
>great human being
I really like watching him fight, but that he is not lmao
Dustin heems Khabib
>Banking on a fighter killing his wife and kid
Coping this hard. The absolute state of Khabibsexuals.
How does this fat nigga tank Rumble bombs but falls to Mr.Pillowfist?
>Tony is 36
Honestly makes me a bit mad that his prime will likely slip away without him seeing a title shot
>Based CUCUY is going to beat Khabib! He's so cool and random and epic I just love him!!!
>the story of the fight
just a fancy way of saying they lost the fight
mini khabib has been fanboying khabib since 2012. did she know something we didn't? think of how many free tickets and access to fighters she has received just by using that gimmick for seven years.
>Stipe
>Pillowfist
Cazzie please leave
Seething Khabibsexual
If Dustin "The Diamond" Poirier wins against Khabib "The Eagle" Numagomedov I will personally find the biggest dicked fellow in town and suck him off to completion.
What a can
Tony has unironically lost the story of all his fights
>plebbit
Based! #ChampShitOnly #SnapJitsu (mods, still waiting on my flair)
hold on I'm talking muzzie
stupid leaf
Yes he is.
He did nothing wrong except have a conversation in a hallway man to man. Conor is a pussy and a criminal.
>Tony will beat him... This time!
Awesome fight
>A Golden Gloves boxing champion who can outstrike Ngannou is pillowfisted
>"This time"
>Implying they've fought before
Like I said, fading The Greek is free money.
>X lost but won the story of the fight
>*snorts*
>Gooby wins da rematch, hyuk
>*chortles*
>T-Tony time bidges keke *honks*
>*eats booger*
Kid has a lot of heart.
Hope he gets the contract.
>Pillowfist
U wut m8?
i head you fuckers were looking for a stream
hehe
lol based
>hurr durr I'm retarded
caz detected, have you forgotten about his fights against Werdum, Reem and Dos Santos?
>Golden Gloves
Means nothing.
>Soi face + green text
It's not 2018 anymore sweetie
i wonder if someone actually uses the story of the fight meme seriously, like they actually think that's a real thing
thauwlts on Anal Shite's Poosday Shite Cumtender Peeries?
4chans champ.
looking at khabib and tony side by side is like a bosley hair transplant before and after
if I were tony i would never leave the house without a hat
Why are you even bringing up connor?
Dude is a conservative muslim retard
>caz detected, have you forgotten about his fights against Chinlet #1, #2 and Dos #3?
You guys think Dana has an enlarged prostate?
>gets heemd by the ref
kek
New:
A higher boxing pedigree than most MMA fighters have
Race is an important variable in my MMA model. I had a tough time assigning a value to Kailan Hill, ultimately rating him as 3/4 nigger.
>30 posts early
>31 posts early
Replacing TUF with this Contender Series bullshit was a mistake.
Now instead of being the best guy, you can be a fucking can and enter the UFC, you can even get a contract from losing.
Or you can win and deserve to enter but because you are white Dana doesn't pick you.
wtf bro 30 posts early?!
TUF never dies
Conor would knock both these bums stiff
Who would /heem/ pick as the next TUF coaches?
Dustin Poirier has finished so many people, he's the only ever person to finish Ferreira, finished Yancy, Bobby Green, Alvarez and Gaethje. Someone was claiming he doesn't hit hard as well.
Bolby and Kamaru
I still can't believe they let that Canadian faggot just quit without giving him a loss
He has zero power
Dustin lost to Eddie and was losing to Eddie again
Nick ducked Masvidal.
Never forget that.
Anyone else' stream lagging?
he'll get it because he's from Dellagrotte's gym and mahk dellagrotte will vouch for him to dana personally
this general is a complete shithole.
Dana is a Boston guy too
you gotta give it a shake
I need this fight to go the distance
Hill was a -700 favorite?
yeah uhh no shit that's part of my point my man
Lol yeah
fuck you SPIC
i fuck all your goblina pussies and report to ICE after
Why do you think picks are such a source of autism
these dudes are fucking ripped
new
This is it
pls no
hell yeah dude
based
Fucking based