Why don't you faggots train a real sport for men, like Brazilian jiu-jitsu

Why don't you faggots train a real sport for men, like Brazilian jiu-jitsu.

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stubby legs lmao

Is that the sport where sweaty men roll around the ground grabbing each other and and one wins when he "mounts" the other?

lmao bjj in real life is a fucking joke

enjoy getting soccer kicked in the head when you're grappling with someone

redpill me on japanese martial arts

Cringe

What is it with BJJ faggots and pushing it on everyone? What is it with BJJ faggots thinking they are hot shit because they've have another dudes ass hair in his mouth every tuesday and friday? What is it with BJJ cocksuckers and being such faux chad showpony fucks?

*doesn't get in your guard*
what are you gonna do now lol

People who say "cringe" are cringe

I'll just double leg you, splatter you all over the ground and choke you.

>have a mediocre life
>start doing X because of whatever reason (X in this case is BJJ)
>X has a positive impact on your life
>you now think that X is the shit and everyone should be doing it
>you start pushing it on everyone you know, even to those people who aren't even remotely interested in doing X
>congratulations, you're now a douche

X can be anything that improves an average life. It can be jogging, yoga, veganism.

Let's take the example of veganism. If you have a shit diet, going vegan is going to have a positive impact on your health simply because it forces you to think about your diet and what you eat. So the newfound vegan now things that everyone should be like him. What he doesn't realize is that it's not veganism what improved his health, but the act of being conscientious about what you're eating.

If you live a sedentary life then BJJ is an improvement. But these people don't realize how annoying they're being when they try to push that onto everybody (even those who already live active lives).

>Dude just get in my guard bro xD lmao. W-Wait why are you stomping my skull in? Th-That's against the rules! AAAAAHHHH where's the ref!? Someone save me please!!!! Sir p-please don't kill me I'm sorry!

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Royce Gracie cleaned out the competition at UFC 1 with jiu-jitsu alone

i don't like having another man's balls rubbing on my face, so I'll pass

>grappling is g-gay
>fights larger unskilled opponent
>gets taken down and pounded out from mount with no way to escape

Who's the faggot now?

Beating B-level wrestlers and D-level boxers isn't that impressive. The point is that Me > You.

>"Who's the faggot now?" he asks, as he grinds his dick and balls against the chest of another man
Uh, still you.

Gotta establish dominance somehow brah

>beating an entire tournament worth of fighters, most of whom are bigger and stronger than you isn't that impressive

Lmao @ your logic

>Jiu Jitsu
I'm only involved in a real sport

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Because I ruined muh hands and got cubital tunnel from boxing

I'm sorry to hear that man :/

How? If you had good sparring gloves you'd be fine

What? Like half of amateur boxers get hand problems after a while, and 90% of professional ones. Turns out it's not a good idea to abruptly apply a lot of force on your fist and wrist on a regular basis over 5+ years, even with padding

my friend did that, now hes retarded, so good job!

You must have baby hands, wrists and elbows are always fucked with any boxer though

So what happened to white people in America?

Ops a nigger weeaboo

Ok then homophobes. What’s a better defense skill to learn for a pudgey and only somewhat strong 6ft dude who wants to get in shape and also be able to win in a parking lot brawl...but realistically just get in shape.

Let me tell you what REAL brazillian jiu-jitsu is fella. You try your faggot "get in my guard bro" shit in my favela and I soccer kick your fat head, mug you at gunpoint, steal your phone and your passport, sell it in my favela's boca de fumo and now you're fucked stuck here without a way back.

loser weight

cringe

>What’s a better defense skill to learn
defending your fat gut from all the mcdonalds and losing weight

Avoid confrontation and running whenever possible...

bjj will only get your shit kicked in if the guy has friends
do mma if you want to fight, but yeah on a one on one situation the bjj guy will usually have an advantage(that if you can take the other guy down)

but most important dont be a fag and start a martial art so you can fight people on the streets
its a sport like all the others dont try to compare diferent arts

this, ive done muay thai for 5 years and have only gotten into one street fight. I try my very best to avoid physical confrontation because your average person can barely defend themselves.

dude just train ur sprawl and take down defense b lmao like nigga just stay up and box these niggas up lol

Found the WETBACK

Ahahagagahsgsh

Wrong flavor of spic douchebag

outside of grappling the only good ones were started by koreans

Eddie told me that bjj with kimono is retarded

Look at all these virgin neck beards talking about fighting.