/hoc/

something something leafs nation

Pulju is smart, he got out of Dedmonton while he still could. It's tragic McDavid's talents are wasted in that frozen shithole

Dedmonters don't reply to me

stop policing my posts

$3m/player would put them well into the upper .01% of earners, and they would probably be lucky to hold on to 1million of it after taxes. even if it happened in burgerland it would get taxed quite heavily.

yo yo niggas

first and last for bulju

dota2
biggest prize pool in gaming

imagine how much of a cokehead hallsy has turned jacko into already

oh, that's one of those games where i've seen the name for years but never actually bothered to look at gameplay to see what it actually is. I thought it started as a warcraft 3 mod.

Do Canadian/Northern U.S franchises have it unfair when UFA's don't want to sign there because of taxes and weather? I see it all the time on HFboards

fug da bolis :DDD

The zoomers probably don't do coke, it's mostly the older guys and russians

it basically is like zoomer wc3/sc

it's amazing how finnish people have never contributed to the well-being and preservation of the human race

taylor hall was doing coke while still in juniors, breh.

taylor hall isn't a zoomer

and what is your point?
dont win?? like what does it matter man these kids are barely 20 and taking home over 1 mil for income in 2019

this is like telling mcdavid to accept less money so he doesnt get raped by the taxman

dota 1 released in 2004
its a boomer game mate

no but the cocaine issue has been affecting all nhl players for over a decade now. you are only kidding yourself if you think certain players are doing it.

Zoomers shy away from drugs for some reason.

Is a stimulant not performence enhancing? It certainly helps me party when Im tired as fuck.

coke is performance enhancing, improving confidence and general mental state. prove me wrong

nothing. i was just wondering if the prize pool of >15mill was going to be subjected to heavy taxation or not. why do you gamerfags always have to compare esport "athletes" to real life athletes?

All cocaine does is make you talk too much and change the song you’re listening to every 30 seconds

its only a stimulant for a few minutes and with the amount of coke nhl players have done over the years they probably have a huge tolerance to it now and 1 line barely affects them.

cocaine helps with my shitposting performance desu.

Is Taylor Hall worth his contract?

general reminder that the majority of the league is made up of coke addicted retards who would have trouble spelling cat

We invented cell phones, internet, memes and hockey

All those things?

none of that is good except hockey and even thats debatable

I'm back. Are you done being faggots?

>why do you gamerfags always have to compare esport "athletes" to real life athletes?
validation
if golfers are considered athletes than esport competitors are too

Golf is extremely difficult ya herb

>and change the song you’re listening to every 30 seconds
Yes i've literally lost friends over this.

All finland has ever done is design some goofy looking buildings and shoot some russians.

i dont see you winning any esports competitions if its so easy. lets see how far you make it at evo

stop posting these plastic hwores
*curses thread*

stop policing my posts bro

not yet come back in a few more hours

Yes, buddy won the Hart making 6 million. He's going to get paid next year if he performs well.

Golf is a sport.

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Just sharted lads, not my finest hour.

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I stopped playing video games after I kissed a girl for the first time

golf, like other sports, takes a life time dedication that begins when you are very young. when you watch pro sports you are witnessing the culmination of all their hard work and dedication over their lifetime. all these esport "athletes" have only been playing their games for a few years. they dont have the lifetime dedication that a real athlete has, they just sat infront of a computer for 20 hours a day.

and yet you ended up on /hoc/

his NHL 20 rating is an 88

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stop policing my posts

did this 3 times in two weeks about a month ago

i still like to play nhl 17 when buljus potential was sky high

it's not weather
athletes here get a bunch of tax credits so it even them out with american brackets
hockey players don't want attention
reporters whose job it is to criticize
wives don't like their husbands being booed
gives sunbelt a big advantage, canucks were treated horribly when they won the president's and got swept by the kings, tampa was forgiven

They intentionally under-rate the players in the base game so idiots spend money in HuT

Totally forgot he won the Hart

I was lucky, it stayed in the crack

golf doesnt have millions upon millions of young people competing for the opportunity to making a viable living in the sport

>Amerisharts

most of the players are probably too stupid to fully realize that on their own. they probably have an accountant or somebody else to manage their finances and dont even really pay attention to how much they are getting taxed.

was this the year of the bust?

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which one of you made a >rags thread on /gif/?

One time I got "serotonin syndrome" from prozac. So they gave a prescription for prozac in high school but I had a bad reaction to it and it felt like I was high. Colors were brighter and I became really, really social with everyone. The weirdest part was the experience of music. Literally every song I listened to, no matter the genre, made me feel as if that song perfectly described what I was feeling in my head. It lasted about 4 days and if I wanted to tell you exactly what it felt like in my head, I would give you a song by eninem, but also another song by slayer, and another song by the bare naked ladies, and kyuss, and britney spears, and something by mozart. They somehow all felt accurate, and they felt the same.

Weird stuff.

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probably just reinhart

yes it does. there are tons of golf tours all around the world beside the pga.

>dedication
how many days of practicing golf for 3 hours does it take to equal one neetlord practicing 20 hours a day for one year straight??

the only thing golf requires is a fucking trust fund to afford to play it

*ignore the first "so".

i dont know. tons of people play golf 5 days a week and still cant break par.

Sounds like the pill was just doing it's job.

gay sport

go ahead /hoc/, do your worst.

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4/10 wont win Stan Lee

>marner
>9.5

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Will matchup with Boston and lose, as is tradition.

Should have went down more. Is now 32, always plays through injuries because of the meme streak, and complete lack of backchecking is a net loss for what he produces.

Its either that or he sits in Switzerland, that's why Dubas has to go get our lord and savior 2019 Bulju

Why the fuck is spezza on the first PP unit and Mathews playing point on the 2nd.

>$3m/player would put them well into the upper .01% of earners, and they would probably be lucky to hold on to 1million of it after taxes. even if it happened in burgerland it would get taxed quite heavily.
Lol no, more like 1.6k after taxes

the twink herder doesnt have the guts to say no to one of his prize twinks

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*outpreforms your overrated team*

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Spezza will get PP time, and the Leafs play 4F1D.

>pulju on the roster
oh nevermind, it's just autism.

*1.6m, excuse the typo

Nylander will come good

Nothing will be more satisfying then seeing this team miss the playoffs this season.

basically just barzal and a bunch of whos

>doesn't show goaltending

Isles SV% won't be above .910 this year, Barzal is an absolute gamer though.

Is For Honor a fun game? I’m shit at Apex and I want to try something new. I can get it for $5.

g'night

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>gets swept
>*outperformed*
kek

That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ace. I know from experience dude, if you know what I mean

hows classic coming along lads?

>swept
did the leafs make the 2nd round though?

i'd definitely get it for 5 bucks

Sniper ELite 4 is on psplus right now.

laffs did better than the islels did against

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>w-we made it to the s-second round!

>did better
so shitting the bed in another game 7 to boston is better than a sweep in a year nobody expected them to do shit?

Imagine never seeing your team (or even your 2nd team) lift the Stanley Cup in your lifetime.

when ranking based on how teams faired against the bruins

stlouis>toronto>carolina>columbus>islels>washington>pittsburgh>tranpa gay

so much for outperforming

just ask toronto fans that haha

imagine not getting into hockey until after >your team was good haha like wtf haha

>sweep the absolute husk of a franchise
>proceed to get swept by a meme zoomer team
>pretending this result is better than taking the SC finalists to 7 games

My second team is close
>yfw Johnny America wins it for the gary

My team has always been good

Where's that HFboards screenshot about the Bruins getting laughs over Toronto

no team has been consistently good for the last 30 years

Today I will remind them.

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>"w-we took boston to 7"
>even with tavares added in
k. still didnt win shit for taking the bruins to a 7th game in a year where you had expectations of a cup

Your team is shit, my team is based.
Simple as

youtube.com/watch?v=I7dZ-J8xyAM

My 2nd team was good during the down years

what did the islels do again?
>we were the first team in a long ass time to get swept after sweeping the first round team
kek

whatever do you implore with this video finland

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>isles
>ZERO fucking expectations for the prior season
>laffs
>ALL of the expectations for this season
who won a playoff series and who flopped in boston yet again?

is this the islels weeb? wonder why he isn't posting anime.

the old boomer that lafftards all praised for finally leaving the team went to long island and immediately got them further in the ploffs than the laffs have gotten in a decade.

better hang a banner bro
"Islels 2019 season - Exceeded Expectations"

>have to call cra
>cant tell if im being scammed because it's a pajeeta on the other line

Thanks, I had forgotten already. What a bland and forgettable cup win.

Xheattle Dickgirls

except they dont hang banners. The banner meme is done by sunbelt faggots
yes and I choose to post it when i want.

The cope is strong with this one.

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their rafters are full of dynasty banners tho. the laffs have those right?

eh bozak left the team and won a cup in his first seasom away

Of course, he showed up last year and has since posts 10+ hours a day lmao

>worried about being scammed despite the fact YOU called THEM

That reminds me I received a voicemail with an automated message saying I was caught breaking the law and need to pay a fine or face jailtime, and to call a number and leave my credit card information, or else the police will come and arrest me. I better get on that I don't want to go to jail.

the laffs unironically do have dynasty banners tho

St.Louis is literally a third world shithole

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mate I got better things to do now. but I talk about muh team because I can, just like these laff tards

yep thank for confirming that fact

stay scared m8

remembering when that isles weeb tard tried to make an >informed hockey post by claiming the habs and cantpucks have good farm systems, when in reality they have been absolute blackholes for the past decade.

>mate I got better things to do now
ahh yes, shitting up /mlb/ is your new favorite pass time right?

a lot of prank calls are from people getting fat fingers when they call into a place like fedex
youtube.com/watch?v=s_9WN_9D2nY

totally forgot this show existed

/hoc/ is literally fucking rarted during the offseason. mlb is fun to piss off (yeah I said it). Your taking shitposting on this basketweaking forum way too fucking seriously

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>fall asleep on the couch
God DAMN it

you are turning into a boomer now

Just the game will work, right? I don’t have to buy anything extra if I don’t want? Is a lot of stuff locked behind season pass or is it like Apex where it’s all optional?

i only have xbox :(

It's true.. Oh well. *sips*

havent posted in a while lads. canes will take the 'leeb though

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thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=XVka5T5hC88

Just put on a good tech-house set and let it ride.

lets say you are the coach, your team is on the powerplay and the other team managed to dump the puck down the ice. one of your dmen has the puck behind his own net, none of the penalty killers are pressuring him and they are all waiting in the neutral zone. whats your plan to get across their blueline with speed? (dump and chase is not an option)

>dump and chase is not an option
Why not?

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they have a marty turco/mike smith style tendie and he will immediately retrieve the puck and dump it back down the ice if you try

baste

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>letting a goaler win the caldar
twas a shit year for hockey

Let my defender use his speed to gain the neutral zone and have him gain the zone if he's fast and skilled enough, or have him gain the neutral and have him pass off to one of the wingers and have him gain the zone.

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nice

Just copy the San Jose Sharks powerplay from the years of 2008-2015. Man I'm glad we're not in the west anymore.

Why does Yea Forums rotate all of my photos?

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how did players ever use aluminium sticks? it has like no flex at all.

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Best two skaters skate back to our blueline along the boards, swap sides by doing a bit of a semicircle past one another, dman with puck hits one of them on the tape, they turn and go up the boards with the center and other d available for a short pass into the middle. If they cover the middle players too closely, winger with puck will go 1-on-1 against one of their d near their blueline. If their neutral-zone forward cheats to the boards to pressure the puck carrier, dish it away to the centerman (try to split the defense or move it to the weak-side winger) or supporting defenseman (give-and-go, regroup, carry it himself and look for a drop pass, anything really)

the same way they used wooden sticks
like just shoot the puck lmao

>we
What team do you play for?

Very fortunate indeed. Wipe thoroughly and lodge a toilet paper barrier in between your ass cheeks in case of any aftersharts

Team shut the heck up

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they were lighter than plywood

The team my tv viewership and merch money went too.

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>the absolute state of modo
sweeden should be ashamed

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>poodo

>scott stevens on the capitals

only card worth a shit so far

hey

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Why can't Finland develop any LW? Seems like they've got good players at every other position but that.

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I had a friend that had to go to court from prank calling people with the arnold soundboard.

Last one

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FUCKING BASED

Every day.

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G.O.A.T.

Bald autistic faggot

Have a sudden urge to buy some Lay’s potato chips lads

what's up

flavor?

What was looking like a shit pack at first turned out great

Whichever messier demands

I’ve had to give up potato chips. I switched to peanuts, which has the benefit of being dirt cheap, but I think I eat too many now. I’ve had as much as 8oz in a day sometimes.

Fuck him.

bonaqua more like goodwater

can someone post the f*nn that jizzes himself

I approve of this, regardless of actual chip ingestion

watching this
>does anyone still watch this?
I miss the old threads

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is that finn you?

found the hongcouver fangay

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ok but im deleting it after I post it I can't have this type of degeneracy on my computer

thanks

I never even watched it when there were daily threads.

Still can't believe this show and this board was responsible for a type of meme that is worldwide on the internet. I remember when it first blew up the user who made the original why.jpg making threads claiming responsibility and making threads with evidence and a .zip full of images he saved to prove it.

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that instant look of regret lol

>2019
>having cable

how do we know he isnt finnish?

there are live streams of the e!spn, lad

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>poorfags

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please delete this picture, i dont know how i accidentally posted myself on here but its embarrassing

Why can so many tall people skate nowadays?

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why wouldnt they be able too

What the fuck

*coaches finland to first olympic gold

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just got home. now getting high and will go wash my pucks

"........Here I am"

PEEING YOUR PANTS IS THE COOLEST

5 star post right here

Back in my day they were all like Weber and Boyle. Couldn't skate but had a booming shot and would hit. Myers and Burns are fast and don't even hit anyone. They play like they're 6'1

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I didn't realize Myers was 6'8. What a pussy.

does Bill Murray go to Bhawk games?

Wait wrong farley movie

Nobody goes to Blawkhawks games anymore, user.

baseball games and golf courses

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>haven't watched a farley movie since he died
>same for robin williams
I'm a pussy, I know that

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Nobody asked.

burns only hip checks because he has concussion issues.

The only tall people who hit anymore are Byfuglien, Chara, and Weber

seriously?
well shit, I guess he knows what he likes...
I like it when people give us random updates, shut up

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kurwa

Tommy Boy is the only good one.

I saw Hook like 2 days ago and am planning to watch Good Morning Vietnam soon.

just took a massive toronto, lads. had to flush twice.

Black Sheep is severely underrated
>what’s this, an Opie convention?

black sheep is bretty good too. really anything with farley and spade

any advice?

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>you will never clown around on a golf course for 18 holes with Bill Murray

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cook it

Yes, stop flashing your cock in here, lad

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eat beef, not pork

1967

this but the opposite

just clean your fucking grill first

Why are you still hanging around in Toronto, Nazem?

pork is a pleb meat.

Well I guess that's reasonable. But my point still stands.

pork >>>> beef
ainec

Man the 2017 WJC was so entertaining. I'm glad the bad guys lost.

This
can't be stressed enough

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beef ribs > pork ribs

>le spam kornheisers again xD
Stop already

According to that chart chess is a race, not a game.

I triggered some pajeets in my apartment complex by making burgers.

>DUDE LETS GO TO HOC AND DISCUSS FOOD INSTEAD OF SPORTS LMAO

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The spastic is back

Canada won't even medal in the 2019 WJC

CLEAN YOUR GRILL TED
*clap clap clapclapclap*

you and the angry Canadian sperg who doesn't use punctuation should make out

95038529
>le reddit man with open mouff

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>angry Canadian sperg
Who is that?

Just a few more,
stand by
>You are not in charge of this thread

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It's better if you don't know, honestly.

Oh nice scott gomez just got fucking fired. Go figure when you were a completely terrible power play team

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thinking of becoming /hoc/s analyst and therapist

shut up slut

Therapist user how do I convince my Sens friend from committing suicide? He's given up all hope on life

>everyone I dont like is the same person
hmm

>storm surge

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This

I miss hockey but I'm still scarred from last season.
The season starting again is giving me conflicting emotions.
What do

Stanley Cup champion Tyler Bozak

have sex

I dislike Canada and Finland
I love Usa and Sweden

Can I get a scouting report on Debrincat

I tried that, it didn't help.

Kane babby.

He sucks and he's a faggot

Well then

comfort them with a picture of lafreniere

have you tried having sex?

>only 2 /hoc/ threads in the catalog

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IT DIDNT HELP

Work on your reading comprehension.

work on your breathing exercises

Neighbor is blasting the audio of the time he beat his wife to nickleback again

>non-tradintional hockey market

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>hes still posting them
>he expects people to laugh at these men

what song?

>he expects people to laugh at these men
Does he?
I have no idea what anyone is supposed to get out of them.

The one with the annoying guitar riff and that guy screeching over them

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>For me, it's the Vegas Golden Knights!

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>Bozak has a Lee
>Kessel has two
Is it still possible for Phaneuf?

For me? its The Detroit Red Wings

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For me?
It's the user City Thrashers.

Give me a scouting report on Huberdeau

unheralded top pick that everyone has forgotten about but is now a barkov babby

Randy is gay

There’s literally nothing wrong with being a kitty
Blessed post

Is randy your bf?

Yeah and he's a canes fan, I fuck him in the ass every day

yeah......im thinkin this post is gonna be a BASED for me

That sounds pretty gay of you, user.

Good playmaker that can feed Barkov. A poormans Kucherov

vocaroo.com/i/s0XR3JM32mI6

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if all canadians who think randy is gay are the same people
and I think randy is gay
are we the same person?

>all Americans are Randy
>all Canadians are Ed
/hoc/ in 2019

i LOVE canada, sweden, danmark, norge, russia, czech, slovakia, austria, latvia, and usa

i HATE finland

Absolutely blessed post. Love my American friends

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now THIS is a post I can really get behind

no this is Frank from Fairbanks

they're only the same person if they say mean things

No-ice Garry

no I'm Carl

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>europoors
4 year suspension for even looking at coke
>americhads
dont even test for it

Based. We'll be back for fall season, numbers were exchanged.

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Thinking about taking on a dump on my neighbor's lawn in the middle of the night

how widespread is the use of cocaine among NHL players?
anything other than just rumors?

He reminds me of Alex Tanguay but with better stickhandling

I'd resupply her, if you catch my drift.

More widespread than EPL players on holiday

Cooking some beef ribs as we speak

Not sure what you are tying to say here, user.

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my ass hurt when I stab it with a pen
>just making conversation

Probably more over blown than it actually is

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try your jugular next time

Wrong

>we will soon enter the era of players taking key bumps on the bench

what the fuck is up with Mike McKenna?
anyone got the straight dope? How much of a puss do you rate the man???
twitter.com/MikeMcKenna56/status/1166392674280202240

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>retiring on my own terms
aka "no one will offer me a contract"

He's 36. Goalers don't have as long of a shelf life as other players.

It's over and he's sad. Seems pretty straightforward.

markedly untrue

just had a thought

seven years is a short career regardless of position

good for him. Man played his career and he did what he could, even if he wasnt amazing per say

share that thought with us user.

that great, lad.. just great
what'ya gonna do with it?

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I'm glad hockey has a price barrier. Better to keep the riff raff out.

probably just taking the professional route out so that he can get into some sort of scouting or coaching job

my thought was about getting more pucks deep, more shots on net, staying hard on the forecheck, and smothering them with our D

SHINY MASTER CADILACKNESSS

HALOES SUIT YOU WELL

You stuck up sob
we don't like your kind in here, hit the bricks

Hmmm, I see...
And what are your thoughts on getting to >our game, user? Surely, the other team will be trying to do the same thing as well.

But Gary said hockey is for everyone?

thank you, I was wondering if anyone else was thinking this
I definitely leaning heavily toward scouting

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mein negro

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for me its stan lee cup champion and porn enthusiast michael del zotto

I hate ragszotto so god damn much

for it's the minors

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not a good look, the D shouldn't be letting in so many shots

not sure how I feel about this post

t.was too poor to play

Mostly everyone

vocaroo.com/i/s0MKelgS67Ii

youtube.com/watch?v=GmFp0I8AZqw

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you've spammed this gif so much that i now hate seeing it

>mad
>at Shelly's

who's shelly

chambers is my friend

more like GAYmbers

Clutch is the only band I got into because of the lyrics. I usually consider lyrics to be secondary in most songs but after I heard songs like "raised by horses" and "escape from the prison planet" I just had to know more.

Dude makes some weird lyrics.

there's nothing wrong with being gay

are you an alium?

no but i'd fuck one

If your parents loved you they would've put you in hockey as a kid.

If your parents loved you enough you wouldn't be posting on Yea Forums

also those fuzz tones. and dude weed.

UGH LONGER!

>ywn tag team an alium with your /hoc/ bros
why live

Aww what's wrong user? Didn't play hockey growing up?

youtube.com/watch?v=aZcSCT34H84

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TBG is one of the worst posters here and almost no one seems to notice.

no

youtu.be/GiyAJxacEo0

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based retard

"Yes!"

Because randy happened. Also the old TBG didn't spam the same 10 gifs over and over again

he literally does exactly that are you fucking retarded

what can we do? earnestly I ask you

is randy even still here or has he offed himself

No dumbass i'm talking about the old TBG, he used to say funny stoner shit. The current one does spam the same gifs over and over again

he was never really here

Asshole, it's off season
I'm your fucking mule

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It's the same person.

>Im NOT your fucking mule

You can post offtopic stuff during the offseason without posting the same gifs that have no context to them

The "herp derp you never played hockey as a kid" faggot really pisses me off

No I'm not
It's Art
>he's making a statement

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Holy shit randy you're retarded. No shit it's the same person, i'm simply stating that he's changed.

Yes, but then
how would people know that it's him?
>that's very important to his sense of self-worth, you know

is it cause you didn't?

>randy randy randy randy randy
Is it tourette's?

Fuck off

>tourandy's syndrome

Is this thread the low point of the off season?

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yeah because you cant even skate
seething

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>oh goodness he's shitposting again I should shitpost about that and complain to the Manger

Room full of Karen's, that's what this is

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Is Galchenyuk better utilized as center or right wing on the PP?

He have a thread or two like this every week.
It can't be a low point if we're always here.

I don't think he fits naturally anywhere on a PP unit that uses Crosby and Malkin

The low point was when Ed photoshopped an Oilers logo onto that picture in place of the Sharks.

>Zoomers shy away from drugs for some reason.
That's not exactly true.

Something feels off about this image but I just can't put my finger on it...

That's too bad. His monster shot is perfect on the PP.

thanks for responding to my post from 4 hours ago unfortunately i'm too drunk to give a shit

Whatcha drinking?

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Vodka chased by your moms piss

>Cheese or Honey

Well I see you're not a friendly drunk

You know what? I hope you vomit and drown on said vomit

fags

just like elvis

Unironically missing Sam right about now...

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>Will the NHL suspend Kuznetsov too?
Probably not. Compared to other North American sports leagues (and WADA), the NHL is pretty hands-off when it comes to recreational drugs — or "drugs of abuse," as it calls them.

Under the rules of the collective bargaining agreement (CBA) between the league and the players' union, team-wide drug tests are conducted once during training camp and again during the regular season. Individual players can be randomly tested during the season and playoffs, and up to 60 can be randomly tested in the off-season.

But the focus of these tests is on detecting performance-enhancing drugs. Players' urine samples are also checked for recreational drugs, including cocaine and marijuana, but they're not prohibited. If someone tests positive for these, the lab reports it to a Performance Enhancing Substances Program committee, which is made up of union and league officials. But this is done on a "survey" basis only — meaning no one is named.

The only exception is if a "dangerously high level" of a recreational drug is found. Then a program doctor is allowed to learn the player's identity and contact him for an explanation. If the doctor isn't satisfied, he refers the player to the Substance Abuse and Behavioural Health Program for "mandatory evaluation and treatment."

That's it. The CBA doesn't say anything about fines or suspensions for testing positive for recreational drugs. The priority is on treatment, not punishment. So it's unlikely Kuznetsov will be forced to miss any games with the Capitals. He should also be OK for the World Cup of Hockey, which is on course to happen again in 2021. That event is run by the NHL and the players' union. The IIHF isn't involved.

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Nope, I was thinking of Bon Scott, and also Hendrix

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Is that how he went out? lmao

if kuznetsov was some shitter they would terminate his contract, but fortunately for him he's still worth it.

what the fuck why

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THIS is the post

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Nah, lad, Elvis shat himself into a aneurysm

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Wouldn't mind some drugs o' abuse right about now.

Based NHL focused on treatment not punishment.

There are players that smoke weed 10 times a day that are better than Pulju

We HAVE to move on, lads

Bulju isn't coming back...
>just like Your Dad

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Pooyarvi will become a KHL legend in due time

DON'T YOU REMEMBER YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME BULJU
SAID YOU'D BE COMIN BACK THIS WAY AGAIN BUUULJU

Pulju will awaken to the tune of 30 goals in Oulu.

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one of them is me lad, ama

how does it feel knowing going into your next contract negotiation you can freely play the "I'm better than Puju" card?

glorious karpat

only team more based is Munchen Beaver

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>when both conformal mapping gifs were posted in the thread but you only posted the first

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Imagine how many points Pulju would've had if he didn't go the Liiga

imagine how many he's going to get on a like with Kakko when the rags acquire him for some peanuts and Kreider's jock strap

zero
>rags

>kakko
>good
nice meme

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AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>there are people in this thread who don't undertand complex numbers
grim

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I understood Your Mom's number when she gave me dem digits

As fun as that would be, Edmonton can't afford to absorb Krieders current contract. They don't have the cap space.

August has been absolutely dire, literally nothing going on. Tons of unsigned UFAs and RFAs. Lets get this ship moving Gary cmon,

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my boy chambers in the house. can we get a >rags? amen

>rags

*crickets*

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at least we aren't as dead as basketball

what if rfa's became ufas at age 25. less fighting for term, more negotiation based on salary

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I know, right? What a dick...

>super duper monekydunk
they seem to be doing better than the pro football peopl e

>doing
>DOING!!!!
that a strange word

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she needs a sammich tbqh

t. burger

Bitch needs a sandwich

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just drank 11 beers

>Yea Forums has 10 different threads about individual soccer teams
Summer can't end soon enough. Bring on autumn/winter sports.

business idea: sandwiches for bitches

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Im okay with this

>steen & shat-in-kirk

What happened to the 12th?

im drinking it now

Oh thank God
for a moment I was worried that Dingo got your last beer

make 10 more hocs

had a lamb donair plate with a side of fries. god bless muzzies, they have some good food

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What are you drinking?

So you spend your free time posting about hockey, but you didn't include the ability to ice skate in your skills category, care to explain?

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that's literally mouth watering news, sir

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>Brady Bunch alumni judging on Chopped
When will this hellish hockey-less timeloop end

>lamb donair
trips only reinforce

beer

but I can ice skate

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the only brady I know is Tom

I bet you do a killer triple axel sweaty

speights

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I've been raised in one of the sunniest, warmest states in America yet I can skate. People really have no excuse.

6-3-4
Mushasi!

Shoo shoo lil zoomie

>

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Is that Justin Trudeau?

>rags

day 3 of no fap desu

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If you score on him he wins

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are you the usually zealander we get here or are you some sort of even more foreign Maori visitor?
>please sign the book before you go

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pass
here in nz we all share the same computer so you are talking to someone different every day

oh wait you're that gay nz jest fan. guess you prefer cocks

why the fuck are you on here then

im not gay youre gay

That's what a gay would say

Damn Kippers got THICC

leafs kill my boner

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Well you're talking to dudes so I would fucking hope so

We don’t have any words and we know you don’t want to hear them.

We understand your anger, your frustration, your sadness. Everything you’re feeling – we get it.

This isn’t the ending we imagined, and certainly not the one we wanted. Thank you for being there the entire way.

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Shuffle THIS way

reminder that there is literally nothing wrong with being gay and that hoc is a gay friendly board

I golf every weekend and I'm a lot further in skill from the pros in golf than gaming

nice job guys
we almost got through a thread without mentioning onion rings
>let's see what other things we can suppress in the NEXT THREAD

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the only thing I have that's gay friendly are pyres

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