/league cup/

sorry Newport it's been a long day

Time for a comfy evening listening to Norwich reserves smash Crawley on radio narfolk

Dont support any of these lot so will stick Sky Sports News on

>Forest and Derby
>Not on telly
brain dead.

Does he still fit into the "young prospect" category?

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>b-b-b-b-but PREMIER LEAGUE CLUB

>tfw still at work again

Fuck my life I'm going to miss kickoff barely

not in the prem and no Frank Lampard so goes against the sky narrative

who is this bird
fucking banging

Post then..............

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I was referring to the one presenting the west ham game
complete fox

>soccer special lads gassing up the forest derby game
>too bad you can't watch it because we chose to broadcast the foregone conclusion of Premier league v league two

>lower league defending

>1-0 up already

Scruffy as fuck goal but w/e

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wtf are the lumps at the top the players backs?

Wet Spam look terrible

thingy to monitor heart rate and shit

their heads

No one knows who forest or derby is anymore

>NARRICH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bugggi :DDDD

so?
it's a derby, it's better than generic london prem club number x v welsh league 2 nobodies

They wanted to show the bigger match.

They would have heard their dads talking about them

Don't bring the fucking Welsh into this. We'd rather watch a derby.

The welsh nobodies earned the interest in their game by knocking out big teams last year.
The only interest Derby and Forest have generated in the last decade is reflected glory from Frank, and he's gone now.

>wanting to watch the match on tv
>not listening to it on local radio
Get on my level

anyone else watching the west ham game hoping to fall asleep?

West Sham

Fucks sake Newport

No, listening to Radio Leeds for the Leeds Stoke match and it's having the same effect.

>that fucking newport miss
REEEE

The Clough Memorial Trophy is in the bag

>Missing this

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Hourihane. Villa up two now

>poollegrini

how do you make these?

good old Uncle Albert

Morrison is still a prospect?

...

fug sake newport deserve a goal

the same way lingard is

STEAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRMAAAANNNNNNNN

DOO DOO DOOOOOO
LETS GET FUCKIN STEARMANED

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I have the match on a 2nd monitor with shadowplay instant replay, save a clip whenever shit happens, compress it in vegas and then turn it into a webm with ffmpeg

Oh well, only our kids anyway

do you just stream or skygo or whatever?

is any of this free stuff that I should learn to use?

>LEEDS

We beat Stoke on Saturday so losing to them now is our only option.

West Ham have the best team outside the top 4 yet they look like shit

I have sky, but stream the rest
shadowplay is free with nvidia cards, ffmpeg is free, any video editing software is fine. I only use it to quickly rescale the recording and to cut the clip down

>villa not fucking up to a league 2 team in the cup

I'm not used to this feel

Well there we go.

>Cardiff Shitty

>West Ham have the best team outside the top 4

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lower league teams are harder to play against that is why

>Losing to the worst Stoke team since anyone ever heard of Stoke
>Sneeds

Villa have literally never lost to Crewe as well, so it looked pretty much odds on they'd go crashing out

>newport

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>smash Stoke 3-0 on Saturday
>down 2-0 before half time on tuesday

Thank fuck this wasn't the other way round.

>West Ham have the best team outside the top 4
t. west ham fan

Why is there such limited coverage? My betting site doesn't even show shot on goals. Get your shit and get it together.

>Leeds
Premier League Never Ever

Wet Spam goal webum.

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Don't worry, we'll fuck up enough on Saturday when benteke scores against us

They are easily the best team outside the top 4

>West Ham have the best team outside the top 4

Deserved it for that push, the daft cunt

I forgot about the Newport memetrain from last season

>that newport defender
like a fucking baby learning to walk

IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, BRING YOUR POSSE, BRING YOUR CREWE

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What's with Norwich and why are they down by 1-0. I got big money on them now (£4) so they better not lose.

>west ham have the best team outside the top 4
>Everton could realistically win the league

>betting on the league cup
Farke is probably playing his nan and his dog up front

they're only ever in games because rodney parade is an absolute shit-tip of a pitch

>West Ham have the best team outside the top 4

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Feel like are Connor could do a job on set pieces in the prem

fucking hate adverts, lads

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there's a whole top 6 better than west ham
not even including Wolves and Leicester who are both better also
your green street armchair is showing

They cant risk playing their best this early in a shitty cup

They should bring on Pukki.

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>West Ham have the best team outside the top 4

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>for the least important game of the season
i'd have to say probably not mate

There are only 4 teams better than West Ham and they are Liverpool, Tottenham, Manchester City and Arsenal

#facts

Feel like we definitely missed him vs Bournemouth.

If you wanna get to the final of the cup, you have to beat teams at the start of the cup.

You're forgetting the 3 times back-to-back transfer window winners

Man City and Liverpool alone field four better teams.

>if you want to beat crawley you have to put out your best team
probably not mate

>World Cup winning captain
>Can't beat Crawley Town
JUST

you nearly got me there lad

They clearly are down by 1 and it has been a fair game according to the stats on my betting site.

>If you wanna get to the final of the cup
why bother? They get more money staying in the PL and they'd just get rekt but City or whoever

You do go to games, right user?
Dubs and I'm on the pitch.

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chelsea and manchester united will beat West Ham home and away this season my nigga
who?

>start Pukki
>dominate the Premier League
>don't start Pukki
>get battered by Crawley

To gain fans and increase attendance.

good seat to throw bottles at the corner takers that

>West Ham have the best team outside the top 4

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>watford fan on Yea Forums

Chelsea could just about beat a team full of farmers who are enjoying a season in the premiership to collect the TV money as they know they are going down.

I'd be at the Barnsley game right now - but because we're shit we got arsed by Carlisle so I have to stay home with you dweebs

oh wow the Hammers are in their 8th consecutive prem season, really doesn't seem that long

>only finished top 10 twice
>the 7th was in the bizzaro season when Lestah won it

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I finish work at 5:30, no way am I making it to Crewe and back

Didn't west ham just pick up their first 3 points off the team at the bottom of the table?

West Ham fan spotted

>the 7th was in the bizzaro season when Lestah won it
Was that the year that they lost away in Malta in europe?

Norwich will beat West Ham as well

>lad ahead of me got asked for id and didn't have any.
>she didn't even ask me for any and served me no problem
smug af

>wolves
>Leicester
>Burnley
>Man United
>Chelsea
>Everton

All better than West ham

Rolling

>Everton

Ok lad it is time to take your medication

Check the dubs, run past the subs.

well how old are you

Trips and you streak

It's the 'singing section'. Noise is better than at the west ham match

Plenty

>not being a neet and spending all your money on weed and football

P-please don't make me user. It's an arrestable offence.
Second half starting, I'll be back after we win 3-1 (sarr hattrick)

Worse. They lost to a Romanian team named after a Vauxhall

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>Jack Wilshere has scored his first goal in the League Cup since he scored in his first appearance in the competition in September 2008 for Arsenal against Sheffield United, 10 years and 338 days ago. Wilshere was 16 years old that day.

ALHAMDULLILAH

>Crewe

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Anyone else hate niggers and will be grab once we leave the EU under no deal and they all have to leave?

haha yeah

>Plenty
lol no there aren't

even when you point it out on a map, literally nobody knows where crewe is

Top Shavington boy here, fuck those Crewe wankers

Previous year mate

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What the fuck is wrong with self hating whites?

haha dunno m8

...they lost twice over two legs to part time gypsies?

Grimsby match getting called off

>the virgin private tracker
>the chad 'full movies' searcher on youtube

why tho

They're over now. They are fucking shit though.

haha yeah

Thunderstorm

Everyone is mad over West Ham being the best team outside the top 4

realised Grimsby is a pretty depressing place to be in

Pissing it down

No one's mad, it just categorically isn't true

And nothing of value was lost

Hi lads. Posted last week about a meet-up I was having with a girl that started talking to me at a Games Workshop. It was a total fucking disaster.

We agreed to meet in Brighton, I arrive 10 minutes early and get a message saying that she's sorry but is running late, no mention of how late or anything, I ask but don't get a reply for 20 minutes when she just says "Be there soon". another 30 minutes go by and she sends a message saying "Meet by the clock near Churchill Square", I tell her I have no idea what the clock is since I've never been to Brighton. Eventually she finds me and she has about 5 friends with her. She introduces them all and then literally just goes "This is user, he stutters so don't ask him anything too complicated" to which they all then proceed to talk to me like I'm 5 years old. They all drag me around random artsy shops and none even bother to talk to me, she doesn't even say a word to me either. Eventually they leave and it's just the two of us, we went to get some food at Wagamamas and she immediately pulls out her phone and starts tapping away. I try to start a conversation but by that point my stutter was in full-blown retard mode because I knew she was bored and probably annoyed at me for not being a Chad. We hardly speak while we eat.

After the meal she suddenly jumps on her high-horse and starts to give me some strange lecture / motivational speech about how I should "Stop stuttering" and then went on to reel off some random facts and shit she "Googled while waiting for the food" and that she's a good example to learn from because she "Beat depression". It was surreal.
Ended with me just awkwardly walking away after the lecture.

haha yeah

>The Laceraters of Lusitanos
>The Butchers of Birkirkara
>The Also-Rans of Astra

poor old Morecambe getting destroyed

So what happens with the Rotherham game?

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football?

No one has shown why it is not true now

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chippy is about to shut

TBC is going over brother

Flashscores says it because of the rain

It's grim up norf I guess

See

They play Sheff Wednesday tomorrow

When do Bolton and Bury play?

see

it's tomorrow

because West Ham are garbage?

I gave you a full list of better teams and you only tries to dispute one

Istman league next season

What the heck are Cardiff and Norwich up to. Don't they want to win? Don't they want glory?

sounds like a bitch
keep ya head up

this is pasta isn't it

8th September live on Sky

Anyone else sweating around their neck?

Telford Borough City team coach is stuck in traffic

You can buy a supporters' t shirt for Grimsby which just says 'Grimsby is not in Yorkshire'. That's their whole identity. Not being in Yorkshire.

The entire People's Republic of Yorkshire wants no association with them. I don't know why I'm writing this. I'm just bored.

>this is pasta isn't it
it is, copied and pasted from /brit/

Will they have a death clock for that match too?

>Carabao Cup
>Glory

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I live in the north west, a friend moved to Grimsby for work, a few months later he came back, telling tales of how truly grim it is over there. it is a dark place

Every Birmingham city fan I know hasn't shut up about 2011

the game will be played by ghosts
that is the state improper to "being"

it will be a hauntological football match, where every goal scored is simply an impression of a memory

People say "The Queen of England" when that last Queen of England was Queen Anne, 312 years ago. There hasn't been a Queen of England longer than there has been a United States of America.

Reminder: the League Cup has Three (3) handles on it, this makes it better than all other English trophies

haha yeah

sadly pedantry is eternal

It's the only bit of silverware even worth mentioning, it's no wonder they're still banging on about it. Delusional twats actually think they're on the same level as us.

Cleethorpes v Macc Lads abandoned: twitter.com/officialgtfc/status/1166440724642091008

True story here, I met up with a lass last week and the minute she left she blocked me. I was still waiting for the taxi, not sure she'd even gone round the corner.

Every silver ware is a memory. And you can't buy memories. They are fought for and conquered. Blood sweat and tears create glory.

I like to remind them that they've earned the same honours in their entire history that villa have won in my lifetime

Cheshire you thick dip-shit.

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No one knows where Cheshire is either

>Cardiff

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England you thick dip-shit

Is that in London?

was a joke you oversensitive twat

Brighton? More like Shite-on!

I'm only 19, and I have this stupid fantasy of having a hook up relationship with an older married man. I want to do him in his office, in hotel rooms and in cars.

>accusing someone of being from l*ndon
Tone it down a bit

No London is in French Africa

Sounds a bit gay to me, lad

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haha yeah

LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

1. You can't take a joke.
2. Everyone knows where it is.
3. You're shit at geography.

It's where all the North-West Football players live you thick dip-shit. On match days it's full of Scousers robbing players houses.

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>Butland fucking up yet again

>Nketiah

God I hope arsenal let us loan this lad again next year.

I'm 53, and I have this stupid fantasy of having a hook up relationship with a young virgin autist. I want him to do me in his office, in hotel rooms and in cars.

You might call this bit of skill...

Marvelous

twitter.com/PatCassa/status/1166443056863645697?s=09

I know you oversensitive twat

Try and find any Cardiff City fan who ONLY supports Cardiff City.

My boss, as one example, like on the first day I met him, I asked him who he supports. He said straight away 'Cardiff City and Aston Villa'.

would be embaressed as fuck to get killed by a single punch

>Colin Wanker

Didn't think he'd get sacked but hey

The Kingdom of England still exists you mong. One of her titles IS the Queen of England.

Luton beat us on saturday as well
fucking nasty team but they're actually quite good desu

Burton going to reach the semis again this year

>You can't take a joke.
First week on here?
>Everyone knows where it is.
But they don't
>You're shit at geography
Elaborate

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Why do lower league fags always turn these threads to shit?

I'd die of embaressment TBF senpai.

Just jealous they don't have the best team outside the top 4

How the fudge do you lose to a team called Trowney Town. Norwich you are a mess.

yeah man much worse than your average vpn using philipino spamming the name of the most recent goalscorer over and over again
can you please stop trying to simplify reality just so you can feel better for being a customer
please?

GILBERT GILBERT GILBERT GILBERT GILBERT GILBERT GILBERT GILBERT GILBERT GILBERT GILBERT GILBERT GILBERT GILBERT GILBERT GILBERT GILBERT GILBERT GILBERT GILBERT GILBERT GILBERT GILBERT GILBERT GILBERT GILBERT GILBERT GILBERT

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kek

>direby
so much for cocu

I’m a virgin, and I would love to rp where you kidnap me on my morning run, walking around town, getting out of school, wherever and whatever scenario you like, and then take me to a place only you know. Then, tie me, gag me, and use me as your personal fuck toy, take my virginity and keep me for as long as you please. Use me and fuck me over and over again until I learn my place.

My biggest kinks are being gagged and tied, vibrators, dildos (pretty much toys in general), anal, and gang rape. I also like choking.

My limits are piss, scat, extreme violence, blood, and I don’t send pictures.

haha, yeah

>lower league fags

>Stook

>doubting leeds

Bielsa is unironicly a top 5 manager in football.

>Sterk

>loses to fat fwank

nowt like a good penalty shoot out

the fact that there's 34 posters in this thread is hilarious to me
we've all said some pretty weird shit tonight
just wanna say it's nothing personal lads
love ya really - it's just banter

Tbf we already bottled it before that. The Spygate destroyed Frank mentally tho.

>My limits are piss, scat, extreme violence, blood
>Piss
Back to Plebbit you absolute fucking Normie

absolute genious how has he managed a 2-2 draw at home to Stoke?

where do we meet?

Has anyone ever recorded the sounds of sex close up to the cock pounding into pussy and recorded the wet squelching and fanny farts of a raw fuck?

How have Leeds managed a whole year without the traditional Bielsa sperg out?

Crewe comeback imminent

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Norwich fucking sucks. I will never support them again. Even though I only support Pukki, I shall stop supporting him as well. My allegiance with Norwich is over.

are you fucking stupid lad

have you been living under a rock?

Were you not paying attention last season?

COPE.

We're top of the league and just came back from 2-0 down. Yeah it's Stoke but we're playing out reserves.

Ok, I meant the big 'un, where he quits.

doubt it
leeds are as retarded as he is

>we
>we

HAHA, CREWE UTTERLY BTFO

>Crewe scored more goals against the Villa than Blues had cup games at the sty

oh i am laffin

There's something erotic about this

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Grealish England callup confirmed
cap this post

>Can beat Manure at OT
>Cant beat Col U at home

Is this what Palace do?

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haha yeah

remember my post when it's announced on thursday, i look forward to your seethe

based haha yeah poster

CRAWLEY IS GONNA DO IT :D

yes

>norwich depth
lmao

I'm a villa fan tho, why would I seeth?

wew lad

wrong

haha yeah seethe on

CRAWLEY IN MY SKIN

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lolwich

>WOY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

based

Colchester confirmed officially better than Man United

Imagine the seethe if Colchesters twitter feed starts bantering Andros Townsend

didn't wanna go through anyway

>Letting Butland score
>The snity of sneeds

>woyes

did he miss

>lelds

Yes :)

Only player to miss.

I'll have to apologise, i thought villa we're playing Newport and i'm a little smashed and WHU/AVFV kits look similar.
I was shitposting about the wrong team, BUT Villa is just a shitty club in a ghetto so i'm not to bothered.
In good news Forest just Raped Derby 3-0

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M8 we gave you uncle albert

Hello this is a

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>I am the captain now.jpg

Yea Forums is a big place mate, I'd guess at least a handful are on regularly

Don't pay much attention to proceedings do u lad?

...country less famous than it's most known citizen

TOUGH COMMANDOS
ON THE MOVE

Gerhard Berger is a big deal

PANTHER
MEETS
DA TIGER

>Gerhard Berger
>Formula One for 14 seasons, twice finishing 3rd overall in the championship
Austria eating dust atm tbf

>completely forgets about Austria's Super Nonce

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pretty decent result when you're fielding a team of 6 U23s+players out of position against Stoke's best XI
they're just as mental as he is

Stokes best XI is still a pile of steamers though

and championship U23s are still championship U23s. Leeds' midfield and defence (four of that seven were U23s players) in the 1st half was shocking, and that's why they kept losing the ball and then conceding. It's no wonder that as soon as White and Forshaw came on and Phillips moved up from CB to DM, they got back in the game. Clarke is utter guff too; no idea why Spurs paid 9m for him
at least this will keep Jones in a job long enough for him to lead Stoke to League One

If Stoke go down it will be worth it

Couldn't watch live because work, any place to find full match replays?