/bundes/

yes yes

Hast den Fußball nie geliebt uezs du zoomer cunt

seething traditioncuck, how does it feel that your club is run by brainlet "legends" ?

Sabiri to Paderborn

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Can you find the toaster amongst all the luggage?

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>seething
Opinion discarded.

middle
2nd row from the top

Der Endsied

cute fattie bringing 60k home right now.

Ah yes, surely this english second league reject will save Paderborn from relegation

german third division rejects got them promoted to bundes

DFB should play the MiaSanMia song everytime we score a goal. Would be miasanmiapilled.

They do in the VAR room

FC BAYERN DEUTSCHER MEISTER MIA SAN MIA

>Must have taken you the whole evening to come up with that line, huh, Niklas? Since when can you speak English anyways

>austrian humour

WTF WE JUST RECEIVED AN ANZEIGE

RESPEKTLOS

ANZEIGE GEGEN UNBEKANNT IST RAUS

I am in Paderborn now btw, might even watch a match or two

>Young Boys out
>Basel out

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BASED

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bunded

good night

Super Bayern Super Bayern
Hey hey

>Robert Lewandowski: "Dortmund have done a lot, they have a large squad. But in the end, it's not about quantity, but about quality. And there's one thing I'm sure of: we have the players with the most quality"
How can shareholders ever recover?

>the chad Lucas Hernandez sitting in the middle vs virgin Coutinho sitting next to a literal who

I don't think even Lewandowski truly believes that...

>Der Klassiker

Real rivalry or just a meme? I want to hear your opinion bundes.

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I thought Germans didn't do get-together-with-friends dinners? That's what Immobile bitched about when he was at Dirtmound

ebin meme

>Timo Werner would only leave Germany for a club like Barcelona, Liverpool, or Real Madrid, according to Sport Bild.
look at this dood

>Das Frankfurter Amtsgericht hat gegen den ehemaligen Rad-Profi wegen Verdachts der Körperverletzung und versuchten Nötigung einen Strafbefehl über eine Geldstrafe in Höhe von 180 Tagessätzen zu 40 Euro (insgesamt 7200 Euro) erlassen. Damit ist Ullrich vorbestraft.

>Was war passiert?
>In der Presseerklärung des Gerichts heißt es: „Dem 45-jährigen Angeklagten wird zur Last gelegt, in den Morgenstunden des 10. August 2018 in einem Zimmer eines Frankfurter Luxushotels eine 31 Jahre alte aus dem Kongo stammende Escort-Dame körperlich angegriffen und verletzt zu haben.“

Granate?

>Fall Jatta: FCN will vor Sportgericht offenbar Kronzeugen anhören

>Der 1. FC Nürnberg will im Fall Bakery Jatta vor dem DFB-Sportgericht offenbar einen Kronzeugen vorsprechen lassen, dies berichtet die "Sport Bild". Seydou Sane, Präsident des senegalesischen Erstligisten Casa Sports, könne angeblich Beweise dafür liefern, dass Jatta beim Hamburger SV unter falscher Identität auflaufe.

>Zwei Szenarien sind möglich: Entweder wird das Verfahren eingestellt oder es kommt zur Einleitung eines Rücknahmeverfahrens. Eine Entscheidung darüber wird nach SID-Informationen aller Voraussicht nach im September fallen.

based HSV negro making the entire 2nd bundes mad

Rivalry is true, the term is a zuhmer meme

Bundes on the top

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>Hat sich der FC Bayern da einen schweren Fall angelacht?
>Mickael Cuisance (20) soll bei Borussia Mönchengladbach vor seinem Abgang nach München Verantwortliche und Mitspieler gegen sich aufgebracht haben. Damit wollte er wohl bewusst seinen Wechsel zum Rekordmeister beschleunigen.

ELMO aus der Säbener Straße!

>Der Schalke 04 will seinen neuen Kapitän Alexander Nübel offenbar unter allen Umständen langfristig binden. Laut Sport Bild soll der 22 Jahre alte Torhüter bei den Königsblauen einen neuen Vertrag bis 2024 inklusive Ausstiegsklausel zwischen zehn und 20 Millionen Euro unterschreiben. Nübels derzeitiger Kontrakt läuft im nächsten Sommer aus.

>Außerdem würde der von vielen Klubs umworbene Nübel auf Schalke eine deutliche Gehaltserhöhung kassieren. Bisher verdient der U21-Nationaltorhüter angeblich 600.000 Euro im Jahr, inklusive Prämien soll diese Summe auf mehr als fünf Millionen Euro ansteigen. Die Ausstiegsklausel soll ab 2021 in Kraft treten.

>Nübel good: gone for peanuts
>Nübel bad: Albert Streit

Welcome to Newcastle.

some proper literally whos in that squad

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wtf is this

Neuer > Bürki
Süle > Akanji
Hernandez = Hummels
Alaba > Schulz
Kimmich > Piszczek
Thiago > Witsel
Tolisso < Weigl
Coutinho < Reus
Coman > Hazard
Gnabry < Sanho
Lewandowski > Alcacer

>Uli Hoeneß wants to officially inform the supervisory board tomorrow about his decision not to run for the presidential election this year and to step down from his role as head of the board
>Uli Hoeneß will hold a press conference on Friday - Tomorrow, he'll announce his decision to the board
>Edmund Stoiber: "I tried to convince Uli Hoeneß (to continue), but he made his decision. The AGM was a shock for him"
>Stoiber confirms that Hoeneß will make way for Herbert Hainer as president but will remain in the supervisory board.
>Stoiber says there were disputes between Hoeneß and Rummenigge, also "in terms of the coach"

>Hasan Salihamidžić, whose contract as sporting director expires next summer, refused to comment on his future. Internally at the club, there are more voices in favour of Brazzo continuing his work than ones against it
>Brazzo rejects the idea of working under a new sporting director, such as Max Eberl who continues to be a topic of discussion at the club

twitter.com/Plettigoal/status/1166678210

>you now realize that Doll could play CL this season

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>Coutinho < Reus
>Gnabry < Sanho

Imagine actually believing this

Bayern: SOUL
Westfalen: SOULLESS

Thagio-Witsel and Gnabry-Sancho are negligible in the league. The Bauern defence and Neuer are really strong against shitters though, while >bürki had one good season so far and I'd rather not talk about the rest of the dirtcuck defence. Gimmich has the refs by their balls, no such faggot at BvB, which is definitely a disadvantage. Also Lewandoofski is the ulimate fc traktor trasher, drawing and putting in pens and '''easy''' tap ins.
I really want Favre and Reus to win it, but Bayern definitely does have more quality in their starting XI, when it comes to winning the league.

>Gnabry-Sancho are negligible in the league
DELUDED

>Mickaël Cuisance tried to force his move to Bayern so he wanted to deliberately upset his bosses and teammates in Gladbach. He even trained with open shoes, rejected handshakes from his teammates and pretended to be injured when he heard he was in Gladbach squad [SportBild]
MIA SAN MIA

They are both elite and it doesn't matter which one you play against Augsburg, Wolfsburg, Gladbach and Köln.

Das find ich DOLL

right, that's why sancho has 2 goals and 2 assists and gnabry 1 assist.

What's the problem here? Should he be grateful to be a rotation player at Gladbach? Or take the risk that Brazzo fucks up the transfer somehow?

>Hoeneß will make way for Herbert Hainer as president
nice """election"""" you got there

I'm afraid for Frankfurt

yepp, that's the msm spirit!

good ol affenzirkus

oh my god, Mia San Mia mentality right there! based!

>Zverev kam im Bayern-Trikot zum Training aufs Feld. Ausgerechnet ein gebürtiger Hamburger im roten Trikot des im Norden wenig geliebten Rekordmeisters ...
>Der Tennis-Profi relativierte nach seinem Zitter-Sieg: „Da war kein Riesen-Hintergedanke dabei. Ich bin generell Fan von allen deutschen Vereinen. Es ist nicht so, dass ich nur die Bayern liebe und Dortmund nicht mag oder so.“
>Und Glück brachte ihm das Trikot ganz offensichtlich auch. „Die ersten zwei Sätze waren wahrscheinlich mit die besten Sätze, die ich in diesem Jahr gespielt habe“, so Zverev nach seinem Sieg und scherzte: „Ich muss lernen, dass ich in drei Sätzen gewinnen kann und nicht jedes Mal in fünf.“
>Viellicht gelingt das schon in der 2. Runde. Da geht es am Donnerstag gegen den US-Amerikaner Frances Tiafoe (21). „Ich kenne ihn seit der Jugend, das wird ein interessantes Match“, freut sich Zverev schon auf die Begegnung.
>Vielleicht verleiht ihm das Bayern-Trikot ja einen Schuss bayrische Siegermentalität Marke „Mia san mia“ ...
lel what a cuck! Confirmed for never winning a major.

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I always wondered why Tennis players have such spaghetti arms.

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wie frech :3 vagina style

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WHO IS SHE

Tbh he looks like an avg 14 y/o african male

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Wird wohl ein Rückkehrverfahren geben. Die Punkte bleiben trotzdem beim HSV.

ANSWER ME YOU STUPID GERMANS

Nö

kanker

He looks 30. And anyway, nothing is going to happen. The DFL said he could play. They check before every match-day, right?

moukoko is the witness

we don't have a crown
baka bild

This! He can confirm that he himself knows Baka for over 25 years.

Apfelstrudel

Just seeing Huth enrages me.

>Moukoko wants to do the right thing and assist the law
>"so Mr.Moukoko you have info about Bakery?"
>"Why yes sir we have played for a club in mbongokongo together for 15 years"
>"15 years you say? Aren't you only 14?"
>"I want to speak to my lawyer"

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Der Lümmel bekäme von mir eine 100.000 Euro Geldstrafe, jeden Tag!

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THANK YOU

The transfer that shocked the world.

wtf nerman looks like that?!

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players I know
>Schubert, Schlotterquack, Burnic, Dorsch, Geiger, Fein, 00stone, Serra
that's it

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WO BRUDER???

>e even trained with open shoes, rejected handshakes from his teammates and pretended to be injured when he heard he was in Gladbach squad
now THAT'S what I call Mia San Mia mentality,this kind of dedication deserves a raise

is it me or this generation is shit?

that's just what happens when it's time for the new under 21 generation.

even i have never heard of bansen,grill,agu and chabot though,that's pretty impressive.

Kuntz also said that the upcoming generation will be shit

yeah, when you look at the 24-23 age group you have big prospects that made it like Werner, Kimmich, Brandt, Sané, Gnabry, Goretzka, Tah, Suele. But there isn't a single standout name in that roster.

clearly we need more fugees

youtube.com/watch?v=A8J0dZ6l0RQ

Tom? Gas.

>Luca Waldschmidt will be called up by Joachim Löw for the first time to Germany's squad to face The Netherlands and Northern Ireland next month [Bild]

BASED

when a good player does it, it's already pathetic. when a no name shitter "talent" does it, I don't even know what it is. Emre Mohr tier.

NUR DER LINZER ASK

the painful truth is, pusy smells better than it tastes (doesn't really taste like anything).

my beloved bundes

19:09 Echte Liebe

shut the fuck up

i-is that so

>Die Jahreshauptversammlung war für ihn ein solcher Schock
The TM chads axed Hoeneß

Art 1 GG Kollege

based

Möngi'Schwachkopf is gonna get pooed on this week

BAAAAAAAAAASED

>stats from the first 2 matches of the season are representative

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Based

they're representative for the first two matches

>"the only real ösi" and totally not an NCfugee customösi spamming his brainlet wojaks again
lame

>gets heem'd by 230lb, 6'2" mtf defender

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What are some recommended Bundesliga clubs for an Engleler?

Schalke

Hannover

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FSV Wacker 03 Gotha it is

>der beste den
SPD education at work

What's wrong with that?

nothing, Kevin...

Then shut up if you are too dumb to explain yourself.

Thanks very much for the suggestions, just doing some research.

>What's wrong with that?

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wallah spd ist beste partei die es wo geben tut

>can't even explain the problem
>Talks hit

>Hauptschüler on Yea Forums try to be clever but can't actually explain the mistake
epic

???

comfy gewitter here

kanax vote for big now

what have you got?
draw.inker.one/#/cl/gs

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A: Chelsea Valencia
B: Pool Leverkusen
C: PSG Bergamo
D: BVB Red Star
E: City Lee Hon
F: Bayern Ajax
G: Barca Inter
H: Atletico Juve

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good night

see you

SUPER BAYERN
SUPER BAYERN
HEY
HEY

>Hoeneß: "Waren selten so breit aufgestellt."
wtf is this dude doing?

>Zukunft offenbar geklärt: Boateng bleibt wohl bei den Bayern
>Die Beziehung zwischen dem FC Bayern und Jerome Boateng schien schon zu Ende zu gehen. Aber kurz vor Transferschluss ist ein Abgang sehr unwahrscheinlich. Das berichtet zumindest der kicker. Boateng reizen die eingegangenen Anfragen, die nicht namentlich genannt werden, nicht. Es müsste bei einem absoluten europäischen Top-Klub schon einer oder mehrere Innenverteidiger verletzt ausfallen, dass ein Last-Minute-Deal noch zu Stande kommen könnte, so der kicker.

he'll go batshit insane after week 4 the latest when he doesn't play. can't wait

Bremenanon is that you?

Why is it wrong?

der Beste, den

>A-user-kun, you will be cheering for HSV in the Nordtribüne, r-right?

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Nein, liebes Zeichentrickmädchen.

so only because of the Komma or because Zeitgenossen with Bildung use welchen in this case?

Lia Louise

>Zeichentrick
It's anime, you fucking faggot

it's because surrounding "beste" with two Artikel and still writing it in lower case just looks ridiculous, the missing Komma is just the cherry on top

Sorry, Sören, but "den" is in this case not an Artikel but a Relativpronomen.

i HATE bundes

(just kidding i like it fine)

:^)

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when was THAT?

the other day in training

It's clear that he went for
>Du bist der beste [Fußballspieler], den Dortmund unter Vertrag hat.
So apart from the missing comma, there's nothing wrong with it grammatically.

Cringe

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W A L D S H M I D T

>Can
Why? What has he done besides sitting on the bench?

wait, isn't hector a defender? is loew gonna play him in a double pivot alongside kimmich now?

sit on the bench for a big club

>only 3 World Cup Winners
where did the time go

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At least no Draxler

He also plays the 6 at Köln, but I doubt Löw called him up for this

>At least no Draxler
he's injured I think

Why cringe? Looks really solid.

Not really

good

NIRGER

absolutely based

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>norn
lel

>#NIRGER

I dont rate all but one of these defenders. Call Bummels back Loew I beg.

>Jürgen #Locadia is coming to #TSG! The 25-year-old will be joining us on loan from English Premier League club @OfficialBHAFC until the summer of 2020.

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how looked down upon is Leverkusen?

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not enough

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He's most likely just a sub for Kimmich and Schulz

Should I never even think about liking them?

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desu most people just don't care about Leverkusen even when they're successful. Not even Köln consider them their main rivals even though they're like 10km apart

Cute!

Are Leberkässemmeln the official snacks of /bundes/?

No, that's Nürnberger Rostbratwurst

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>Die Ethikkommission missbilligte allerdings die Äußerungen von Tönnies und wertete sie auch als „rassistisch“. Tönnies' Aussagen seien ein Verstoß gegen die Grundsätze aus der Satzung des DFB. Es werde allerdings kein Verfahren eröffnet, „da Herr Tönnies bei der eingehenden Anhörung und Befragung überzeugend vermitteln konnte, dass er kein Rassist ist“, hieß es in einer Stellungnahme der Ethikkommission.

>brainlet_wojak.jpg

> Rassistische Aussagen sind rassistisch

Der DFB kriegt auch alles raus. ALLES kriegen die raus.

You are dumb.

>all Adelholzener
>one Fritz
Who was it?

5 Mark heute sind es mind. 40 Mark.

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It's not racist, though.

>have a nice BBQ
>everybody trinks some faggy lemonade shit

the fuck is wrong with them

Don't want to anger the muslim fanbase.

MIA SAN MIA

>OFFICIAL: Robert Lewandowski has signed a new contract at FC Bayern until June 2023.

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why does Brazzo look like a creep in literally every picture taken?

>his smile looks authentic, Kalle's smile looks forced
I guess he's back to being the top earner at Bayern

Damals war der Fünfer noch aus Silber. Ich wette, für 5 Mark konntest du damals ungefähr so viel kaufen wie heute für 20 Euro.

Damals gabs noch 24 Kippen für 2 Mark am Automaten. Das sind umgerechnet 1 Euro.

Moch much netto?

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>Durch die Vertragsverlängerung sichert sich Lewandowski nach Angaben der „Bild“ eine Gehaltserhöhung, die ihm künftig knapp 20 Millionen Euro brutto im Jahr beschert. Zuvor verdiente der Angreifer angeblich 15 Mio. Euro brutto jährlich, genau wie seine Teamkollegen Thomas Müller und Manuel Neuer.
>Philippe Coutinho, Top-Neuzugang vom FC Barcelona, soll – wie zuletzt bei den Katalanen – 13,5 Mio. Euro netto verdienen, was ihn zumindest zwischenzeitlich zum alleinigen Bestverdiener bei den Bayern machte. Coutinho und Lewandowski sind dem Vernehmen nach die ersten Profis in der Historie des Klubs, die gehaltstechnisch an der 20-Mio-Marke (brutto) kratzen.

Sach ma, geht's noch? GEISTESKRANK!

fucking yikes

>another wing for my wooden slavshack
money is wasted on him
even his taste in cars is shit

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Very American

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>wooden McMansion with a thatched roof

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>the weak should fear the strong

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...

Der Belgische Erstligist Royal Excel Mouscron bewirbt sich um das hässlicheste Vereinsmaskottchen. Was. Ist. Das?!

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Michael Lang to Bremen

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...

Is it just me or does he look rather old? I had to Google him to confirm that he's a football player and not a scout or something

my uncle worked at bayer gave me multiple free tickets him every year and my dad was too cheap to pay 1st league prices so i got to see some bundes because of them.

cl group thread, brotstrudels.

inb4 Buyern - Halal

2nd easiest pot 2 team

zzzz

Group B
Bayern
Tottenham
tba
tba

Thank you Denmark

Group F
Barcelona
Dortmund
tba
tba

SELL

oof

Based Dortmund tiggering Messhit fags!

easy first place

Group G more like group zzzz

would be a good group for Leverkusen or Leipzg

Group A Paris Saint-Germain, Real
Group B Bayern Munich, Tottenham
Group C Manchester City, WAXTAP
Group D Juventus, Atletico
Group E Liverpool, Napoli
Group F Barcelona, Dortmund
Group G Zenit Saint Petersburg, Benfica
Group H Chelsea, Ajax

>inb4 Leipzig will get group G and still not make it out of it

Gib Internazionale, Brügge or Lyonnais for Dortmund pls!

Group F
Barcelona
Dortmund
Inter
tba

master rigger pls

Group D
Juve
Atletico
Leverkusen
tba

dead

Ziel: Europa League

absolute worst draws again

Group B
Bayern
Tottenham
Olympiacos
tba

Group A Paris Saint-Germain, Real, Brügge
Group B Bayern Munich, Tottenham, Olympiakos
Group C Manchester City, WAXTAP, Dinamo Zagreb
Group D Juventus, Atletico, Bayer
Group E Liverpool, Napoli, Salzburg
Group F Barcelona, Dortmund, Inter
Group G Zenit Saint Petersburg, Benfica, Lyonnais
Group H Chelsea, Ajax, Valencia

this is actually the first time i hear messi speak

Group G
Zenit
Benfica
Lyon
Leipzig

era of the bull confirmed

>>inb4 Leipzig will get group G and still not make it out of it
(you)

>Red Bull actually paid for an easy draw
epic

see

based memelsman

lol @ the prague officials chuckling

Group D
Juve
Atletico
Leverkusen
Lok Moskau

Group F
Barcelona
Dortmund
Inter
Prag

Group B
Bayern
Tottenham
Olympiacos
Roter Stern

>Group B
>Bayern
>Tottenham
>Olympiacos
>Roter Stern
can't wait for customers to be drowned in the waters of the Donau

I'm a customer but internationally we have to stay together. Yes, that means I will support chairfolders

>anti-semitism not welcome here
arabs btfo

arabs are also semites

the grinch

BASED AKI

bayern easy group as always
dortmund can just give up and focus on the league
neverkusen will get raped
red bull easy group but will still choke

THEY don't know that

>aki speaking english

>w-wanna play cards??

Däbritz getting the award?

nö

Should Dortmund throw the CL to focus on the League?

Just fuck off already, frognigger.

they will survive the group

absolute trash group
fuck off

UEFA is a huge clitsucker for OL Feminine

Should Leverkusen?

We're gonna win this group. Screencap this if you like.

congrats, you're an autist

well I don't give leverkusen any chance to go through

lmao aki wins the sjw award
congratulations

red star is fun

yes but >we got
>token Portuguese team
>token French team
>token faraway team
just like last time

?? leipzig have a nice gorup

gid gud and uefa levels you up

Daumen drücken für die 5-Jahreswertung

not for travelling

didn't you see the draw?
it's over, italy takes back third spot

Can't wait for Ronaldo to score 10 past Leverkusen lads

Yeah it is a shame for all of their fans

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come to lyon lad

considering either that or a cruise to St. Petersburg

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>tfw we have a /bundesfriends/ match up

easiest way to Lyon is by train via Paris, I assume?

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Despite you guys saying that >we wont pass, I can see us fighting with Atlético for a spot, last time they won because Dragovic and Toprak were really shit ( they still shit btw )

kys

seething

Fake news! Sad!

...

>burns down the Amazon
>supports Bayer

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Comfy Scrubs on Nitro and then Eintracht!

for me it's k11 on sat1 gold

>burns down the Amazon
Geez, now i know why Germans believe in the 6 gorillon and give money to any retard claiming having parents who died in the holocaust

>Für diese Königsklasse braucht Dortmund Königs-Form! Der BVB bekommt es in der neuen Champions-League-Saison mit dem FC Barcelona, Inter Mailand und Slavia Prag zu tun.
>Gigant Barca ist Top-Favorit, Inter zumindest ein sehr harter Konkurrent für den BVB im Kampf um Platz 2.

Notice how Buyern's Hauspresse already insinuates Dortmund has no chance against Barca.

...

Glad we didn't draw Leverkusen.

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Hiding your power level

Revealing your power level

>OFFICIAL: FC Bayern announce that Uli Hoeneß will no longer run for the presidency of the club with Herbert Hainer nominated as his successor.

Can barely hear the radio commentators over Eintracht fans

Guys, Herr Paschulke died :(

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So Dolberg signed for Nice. He should have taken the loan in Hoffenheim instead.

Just had a look at the Champions League groups. I don’t remember them being this UEFA League-ish in the past??

A very harte Gruppe.

But I still believe.

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GAME ON

BANKPRUT

10€ down the drain. Hertha is better than schalke and I wouldn't be so sure about Paderbundes losing.

Schürrle and Spartak Moskau failed to qualify for the EL

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wat happnd

>rehbitch

@ Bayern Hühnchen poster
The news anchor just called Uli Hoeneß "Uli Hähnel", I thought you might like this

so tired

this isn't aftv, sweety

10 vs 10

great affenzirkus

KÖSTLIC KÖSTLIC KÖSTLIC KÖSTLIC KÖSTLIC KÖSTLIC
KÖSTLIC KÖSTLIC KÖSTLIC KÖSTLIC KÖSTLIC KÖSTLIC
KÖSTLIC KÖSTLIC KÖSTLIC KÖSTLIC KÖSTLIC KÖSTLIC
KÖSTLIC KÖSTLIC KÖSTLIC KÖSTLIC KÖSTLIC KÖSTLIC

THE THING IS THROUGH
THE THING IS THROUGH
THE THING IS THROUGH
THE THING IS THROUGH
THE THING IS THROUGH

don't care

Wo ist Da Costa?

In africa.

i can hear pakis outside

EUROPACUP
EUROPACUP
IN DIESEM JAHR

Based Eintracht. Best game I have seen all season.

jz 1 extra3

>Best game I have seen all season.
fucking kek

If this is what Deutsche woman look like, I'm definitely watching your league.
youtube.com/watch?v=rX__-IcLTjM

Ask them why they didn't fix me a plate. Fuck them.

Delightful. So German.

I can't post. why are germans b^ from posting?

youtube.com/watch?v=lr9gaG_1Ulo

couldn't watch more than 3s

youtube.com/watch?v=Hil6PQgOR94

having the benefit of not understanding them I lasted longer

why can't i post

Eintrachtklops nobody cares about your cuck club

NEU IM SKY STORE!

DER JUNGE MUSS AN DIE FRISCHE LUFT!

DIE VERFILMUNG VON HAPE KERKELINGS LEBEN!

tom is unironically based af

t. one of the seven in

tesdt

is this shit site working again?

Erstmals seit 22 Jahren stehen sich der 1. FC Kaiserslautern und Waldhof Mannheim wieder in einem Ligaspiel gegenüber. Das Duell der beiden Erzrivalen gilt als eines der gefährlichsten Derbys Deutschlands, die Angst vor Krawallen ist groß.

Die Gewalt ist im Grunde vorprogrammiert. Seit Wochen schon üben sich vor dem brisanten Drittliga-Derby zwischen dem 1. FC Kaiserslautern und Waldhof Mannheim am Sonntag Teile der Fanszenen in martialischen Provokationen. Das erste Liga-Duell der Erzrivalen seit 22 Jahren wird überlagert vom Hass. Trotz aller Bemühungen der Vereine droht der Fußball schon im Vorfeld in den Hintergrund zu rücken.

So kursierten zum Beispiel im Netz zuletzt mehrere Video-Clips, in denen ein vermeintlicher Waldhof-Anhänger mit Waffen posiert und dazu Pöbeleien und Drohungen in Richtung des Gegners sendet. Bereits Anfang August waren zudem am "11Freunde"-Denkmal zu Ehren der legendären Walter-Elf des FCK zwei Beton-Figuren symbolträchtig "geköpft" worden. Auch hierfür reklamierte die Mannheimer Fanszene nicht ohne Stolz die Verantwortung.

Die Reaktion der Gegenseite ließ natürlich nicht lange auf sich warten. Auch bei den Lauterern wird von manchen Provokateuren in hasserfüllten Videobotschaften zum körperlichen Kampf gegen den Südwest-Kontrahenten aufgerufen. "Waldhof verrecke!"-Shirts auf Seiten der FCK-Anhängerschaft stehen so letztlich dem Aufruf zu einem "Schlachtfest", mit dem Ziel "Lautern-Schweine" zu "sichten" und zu "vernichten" gegenüber. Die Eskalation scheint beinahe unvermeidbar.

BASED group for our frankfurters

Arsenal, Frankfurt, S. Lüttich, V. Guimaraes
Wolfsburg, KAA Gent, St. Etienne, Oleksandrija
Roma, Gladbach, Basaksehir, Wolfsberg

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Frankfurt and Gladbach will celebrate their EL matches like mad, meanwhile W*lfsburg will have a half-empty stadium.

how old did he get? he looks like 30 at least.

hattrick tomorrow

KAAAAHN DIE BAYERN

is he their new sausage merchant?

Now that Lewandoswski is earning €20M/year until he is 35 how long will it take for players like Thiago or Kimmich to demand the same money? Süle, Coman and Gnabry need a raise as well. Gnabry is apparently earning less than Fiete LMAO.

>Now that Lewandoswski is earning €20M/year until he is 35
holy shit

Müller raise comes first

1 Philippe Coutinho € 13 Millionen netto 12.06.1992 2020 (Leihe)
2 Robert Lewandowski € 19,5 Millionen 21.08.1988 2023
3 Thomas Müller € 15 Millionen 13.09.1989 2021
3 Manuel Neuer € 15 Millionen 27.03.1986 2021
4 Lucas Hernández € 13 Millionen 14.02.1996 2024
5 Thiago Alcántara € 12 Millionen 11.04.1991 2021
6 Jérôme Boateng € 12 Millionen 03.09.1988 2021
6 David Alaba € 10 Millionen 24.06.1992 2021
6 Ivan Perisic (Gehaltsteilung mit Inter) € 10 Millionen 02.02.1989 2020 (Leihe)
7 Joshua Kimmich € 8 Millionen 08.02.1995 2023
7 Leon Goretzka € 8 Millionen 06.02.1995 2022
7 Kingsley Coman € 8 Millionen 13.06.1996 2023
8 Corentin Tolisso € 7 Millionen 03.08.1994 2022
9 Javi Martínez € 6 Millionen 02.09.1988 2021
10 Sven Ulreich € 5 Millionen 03.08.1988 2021
10 Niklas Süle € 5 Millionen 03.09.1995 2022
10 Benjamin Pavard € 5 Millionen 28.03.1996 2024
10 Jann-Fiete Arp € 5 Millionen 06.01.2000 2024
11 Serge Gnabry € 4,5 Millionen 14.07.1995 2023
12 Renato Sanches € 3 Millionen 18.08.1997 2021
13 Alphonso Davies € 0,5 Millionen 02.11.2000 2023
14 Christian Früchtl € 0,25 Millionen 28.01.2000 2020
15 Ron-Thorben Hoffmann € 0,1 Millionen 04.04.1999 2021
Michaël Cuisance noch keine Schätzung 16.08.1999 2024

>3 Thomas Müller € 15 Millionen 13.09.1989 2021
every time
>a literal dead CB that hasn't played a single game is already earning more than Thiago
no idea why he's putting up with that shit club since Poop left

>Ivan Perisic (Gehaltsteilung mit Inter) € 10 Millionen

they pay 10M for him? or combined with Inter?

I think it's €10M from Bayern + x from Inter. What the fuck was Inter thinking handing out a contract like that?

Arp is worth every penny, he's gonna dominate the 3rd bundes

funny thing is he doesn't. he was terrible for HSV II last year.

Arp is a cerebral individual. Why ruin your body when you've already secured a fat Bayern contract? Your career is ruined either way.

>Jann-Fiete Arp € 5 Millionen

that's were you see that some retarded >journalist pulled all these numbers out of his ass

>Trainer Niko Kovac soll beim FC Bayern ein Gehalt von rund 7 Millionen Euro / Jahr kassieren.

i guess Immobile would love to play at bayern

>3 Thomas Müller € 15 Millionen
disgusting

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>Paggo
xDDD

>Gestern Abend erreichte uns die Diagnose im Fall @axelwitsel28. Leider hat sich Axel einen Faserriss im Adduktorenbereich zugezogen.

they will crumble without their boss in midfield. look for a cheeky 1-1 against union tomorrow.

Not schlecht.

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>Schalke fans still buttmad

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That Arp earns €5m is an established rumor.

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€10m combined. The Italians claim he earned €7.5m at Inter, which netted him €4m.

stop translating tm posts

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zzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

Ron-Thorben pls

barca will drop out of group stages, 3d print this post

>tfw you realize tom is >schalke fan

Tbh

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Based, fuck the internet

>Die Zerstörung des BxB - Derbysieger Plauder

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Tom wouldn't survive a minute in Block 5

Inside BVB Episode 3 is out.

Sadly, today is no wundes. So we have to stick to M'Gladbach : RB Leipzig, I guess.

what is Block 5?

Post wundes streams.

is that where the Gelsenkirchen Jobcenter is?

same

watched episode 2 yesterday

>that teacher with the fat tits talking about eier to witsel and paco

R B L *clap*
R B L *clap*
R B L *clap*
R B L *clap*
R B L *clap*

no wündes today. Tomorrow first group match against Montenegro.

>TICKETS FÜR MONTENEGRO-SPIEL AN TAGESKASSEN
>Endlich geht es wieder los: Am Samstag (ab 12.30 Uhr, live in der ARD) startet die deutsche Frauen-Nationalmannschaft in die Qualifikation zur Europameisterschaft in England 2021. Im Auestadion in Kassel empfängt das Team von Bundestrainerin Martina Voss-Tecklenburg zum ersten Mal in der Verbandsgeschichte Montenegro. Die Gäste gastieren als eine der jüngsten Frauen-Nationalmannschaften Europas in Deutschland.

>Bis heute um 17 Uhr können Tickets noch über den Onlineshop auf Hinterlegung gebucht werden. Es sind Eintrittskarten ab 20 Euro (Sitzplatz, ermäßigt 15 Euro) sowie Kinderkarten (bis sechs Jahre 5 Euro) erhältlich. Die Tickets für Rollstuhlfahrer sind bereits ausverkauft. Die Tageskassen am Stadion öffnen am Samstag um 11 Uhr.

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I wouldn't go there if they'd give me the 20 Euro desu

The day that saved Bundes.

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F

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Tobi posts there as well

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needs to be included in the HoeneB pic

>BILD-Reporter Christian Hornung: „Gladbach hat noch nie gegen Leipzig gewonnen und bisher unter Marco Rose noch in keinem Pflichtspiel wirklich überzeugt. Es kommt aber langsam mehr Rhythmus rein, zu Hause ist ein Punkt drin: 2:2.“
literally paid to shitpost on the internet

my tipp is 1-4

the chad bulls are going to rape the virgin gladmongs, bookmark this post

>Lewandowski: „War sicher nicht mein letzter Vertrag, den ich unterschrieben habe“
already preparing for his raise next summer miau

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Kult-Jürgen

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Mein Bett? Isn Truck.

>Welcome to >Schalke, Juan Miranda!

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Lassmiranda Dennerwillja eheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh

lass mi' ran da hahahahahahahaha

>Dortmund gets Pulisic
>Schalke gets Kenny

>Dortmund gets Dembele
>Schalke gets Harit

>Dortmund gets Sancho
>Schalke gets Matondo

>Dortmund gets Morey
>Schalke gets Miranda

>bxb gets customers
>schalke gets true fans
;-)

Have to stay >auf Augenhöhe

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at least they both get refballed against buyern

what was his story again?

owned ;^)

Aki has fun

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lmao dat wozzles look alike bei Bommes :DDDDD

Based Aki uses Teletext.

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based. BASED.

19:04 Glück Auf!

19:09 Echte Liebe

19:09. Echte Liebe.

19:09 Echte Liebe

based

cringe

19:09 Echte Liebe

>Fantasy boondes week 3
Phonefagging edition

Last matchday score: 119
Total score: 263
Rank: 3063
Not too pleased with last weeks score, was expecting better. Got rid of some baggage and put all eggs into the Dortmund basket for this matchday.

Transfers:
>OUT
Vedad Ibisevič, Diego Demme, Marcel Halstenberg
>IN
Wout Weghorst, Axel Witsel, Marco Friedl

Hope Werder dont concede otherwise I wont get much with Friedl. Schwolow will have to stay for another weekend but will most likely get changed next week. Not feeling too great but lets hope Witsel scores or assists.

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>19:09:02

>19:09:02

>19:09:02
hmmm

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POWERFUL

Witsel is injured

its a spambot script

Blip blop

Haven't watched any buncucks matches so far and won't in the future either

Based.

I haven’t watched a soccer match since Denmark - Croatia at the World Cup/Euros

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richtig basiert hier kollege

@95076211, 95076212, 95076213: cringe, yuck, ugh

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It's a waste of time desu. Too much pay2win and no equality. There needs to be a draft system like in football

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Professional football should be segregated into a global Super League while all national FAs should outlaw professionalism. National teams should also be amateur.

witsel is injured fool

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Zum Glück nur Bremen - Augsburg am Sonntag. Meine Altseniorenmannschaft hat ein Derby. Werden mal wieder Karrieren zu Ende gehen

>ynr dortmund having 80% possession with 10 to 1 shots on target against tottenham and still losing 0-1
so how will we embarass ourselves this year? 0-6 against barca?

no, era of the banana

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Will Wagner make it past the winter break with Schalkek?

>a kino Friday night game
Nice

""""""""""""""""""""""""""""kino""""""""""""""""""""""""

>2 seconds late
shit bots

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Plastikmüll.

Fugg

>only signings were a relegated defender and a literally who
It's like they set him up. A second term of Tedesco incoming.

They'll beat Barca and then they hype will carry them to the final

>München bekommt offenbar Champions-League-Finale 2022
Based.

bundes anthem > cl anthem 2bph

Yes, I love
SUPER BAYERN
SUPER BAYERN
HEY HEY

>He's a genius on the bench

rude

Ah yes....a fun bundes match,shitty comics, and a bottle of mezzo mix. This is the life, bros.

sneed

jacob?

>comics
YIKES

no

No matter what happens tonight, Leipzig wins

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JACOB ITALIANO

It's manwha to be more spcific.

>its another the stadium whistles for 60 minutes of the game episode
FUCK THIS SHIT

based Sven refereeing

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It’s not me and I’m not going to check what it refers to

Pfeiffkonzert!!!!!!

>Gladbach already trying to kill player

Stadium isnt even sold out wtf

The Deutschland Tour, a thrilling 4 stage cycling race through the beautiful scenery of Germany

wow so much tradition in the whistling!!! fucking mong shitbach.

based

Der FSV Hattenstedt zweifelt die Identität von @MichelF55509123 ("Miquel Fernandez") des @FCBWMittelstadt an. Laut uns zugespielten Informationen handelt es sich hierbei um einen Ukrainer namens "Denys Olyjnyk".
Weitere Informationen im Anhang.
#hattenstedt

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>SCHEISS AUF KOMMERZVEREINE REEEEEEEEEE *PFEIFFT*

It's not a Verein.

>aua aua meine ohren
fuck off Timo

>Plea

Nailsmeme getting dabbed on.

kek

nothing new

Go back to plebbit dude

Meh kein Abendspiel.

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Wer terminiert die Scheiße? Mittwoch NACHMITTAGS????

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Nailsmeme is like "shit, I forgot my lipstick".

süper-lig tier atmosphere

lel

Poor Werner. The whistles must be killing him. I wonder how much longer he'll be able to take it.

goulashy is like a rich man's courtois tßh kollege

Now that Frankfurt is shit, they end up with Arselel in the group stage. What shit luck is that.

Arseshit and Memery are a joke. Frankfurt should be able to beat them.

>Sabitzer
ah yes

>ynr köln making alarm at ethiad

Pippi langstrumpf at the emirates and Frankfurt fans marching in London like cologne will be Kino

Why is embolo good all of a sudden? He sucked at Schalke.

That's just >Schalke

Previous season Frankfurt for sure; the current team not so much I think

I'M TIRED WOBBIE

Do not doubt Hütter

GULASCI

> hasn't seen the battle yesterday

Meaningless meme race where teams have like five riders each

>Leipzig player slipping all the time

already hyped for adolfs european conquest episode 3: return of the jedi.

hahahahaha FUCK SHITBACH!!!! hahahahahaha

Hurensohn

WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER

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>Ginter

thorsten mach mal neue auf jz

>these two are top 4 contenders

jesus christ

AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD

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>people still rate ginter

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good opinion

Someone make a PROPER thrad

Why are Lelpzig so bad at handling the 'le dribble into defender' ngubus?

Leipzig is kinda bad. The gladbach niggers have so much room its incdredible. I think that user that said leipzig will get dabbed on in CL is right.

lol

...

“Borussia Mönchenshitbach”
Thoughts?

Why are they playing like pussies? In front of their own fans no less?

Did he have to kiss Jesse Jackson`s ass? Or blow Sarpei and Asimohr?

That was 39 years ago. 2% inflation means money was worth about twice as much back then (70/39~2).
Also, 1€ ~ 2DM conversion in 2002 (for the zoomers here). So 5DM back then ~ 5€ today.

Should France throw the "car" and lotion making to focus on baguettes and receiving gibs from Germany? Answer: Yes.