/heem/

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Would a dude have some of these?

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silicone does not a woman make

she looks way better in the thumbnail

mmamania.com/2019/8/26/20833698/ufc-paige-vanzant-wont-reward-maycee-barber-money-figh-slid-into-her-husbands-messages-mma

Thots on this tactical move?

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pvz is a money fight?

Flushed city

>PVZ/Barber
I can watch dumpy broads fight at the club any weekend

Maycee would flush that chimp

Prime gadoosh heems prime Flush

>caring about some can with fake tits

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COOOOOOOOOM

So I was at my barber(located next to the cahlmedy store) last week and I get told my regular barber ain't here so I'm like GAWLD DAWG fine!!!I'll take whatever bro I got a special soon I gotta look slick!!!
So the lady says she's got a new barber for me called ling ling.........LING LING!!!*waits for crowd to laugh* like brooo.....I ain't lookin to get a maths quiz done y'know? Like I ain't lookin to get some damn Chinese food! OH ME RIKEY FRY RICE!!! *slants eyes,mimics eating with chopsticks* bro the friendly dog at my barber hid under the damn table just hearing his name! Anyway imagine my suprise when a damn NIGGER knuckle drags into the room stinking of grape soda, two chicken drumsticks in each hand and hollering "OH LAWDY MMHMM WHO NEED DAT HAIRCUT???*
..bro..... get yo sister za'niyah and get yo ass a damn name change!! I nearly had a heart attack!!

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How would Homelander do in the UFC?

I'd absolutely ram the box clean off her desu senpai

Smesh this guy tony type of guy to say michelle waterson a mom and henry cejudo gold medal?

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Prime Darren Till can not be beaten

>Darren Till vs Gastelum at UFC 244
Way too early for Till to return

That's because he's already passed his prime

Now you know that Kelvin is raising his wife's son.

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>Ben Never got to wrestlefuck Till into oblivion
It's JUST not fair

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Is he? Looks like it could be his tbqh. The kid kind of looks castizo.

Ben got kod in 2/2 of his ufc fights, a third one with Till would be no different

Masvidal flushed both permanently anyway

He would unironically be champ at welterweight too bad he's a fat heartlet

It was funny how Ben and Till were supposed to fight and then Masvidal came and flushed both of them

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>Hey, Kelvin, we crunched the numbers and if you eat 10 burritos a day instead of 10 wet burritos a day we can make the welterweight cut
>ai, no!

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They're going to fight again when the Diaz fight falls through because of money disputes and he will get wrestleheemed finally and put back into the pile of middling journeymen.

How is Gastelum a heartlet? He's just fat and can't cut weight for shit.

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literally on the same page:
>paige vanzant: i make more money posting on instagram than i do fighting in the ufc

Masvidal will never fight Askren again

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He doesn't have the willpower/heart to not eat more than he should.

Based. Masvidal has provided some of the spiciest heems of 2019.

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Maybe you're right, The UFC will push for it, but jorge know's it was a fluke and will probably not agree unless it's for a lot.

What's his walk around weight? I'm 5 inches taller then him and have bigger arms then him and I'm only 85kg.

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Or maybe he has so much heart that his body rejects him cutting weight and forces him to fight at his natural weight against bigger cutbabbies. But really, how much do you think he walks around at? It can't be that high. It's pretty crazy he couldn't figure it out at 170, but he's still a legit fighter at 185. Like you said he'd probably have the belt at 170 though.

it's "than" not "then"

It's then in that context for UK/Aus English, burgermutt.

I'm not sure I doubt he cuts much at 185, but all his weight goes to his torso. Dude is WIDE. I really can't see him being over 200.

Gastelum walks around at 400lbs

It's entirely possible since Tony walks around at 500

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>Asian women

Is it just me or do a higher than average percentage of WMMA utilize the Muay Thai stance?

Who is the best UFC fighter at height cutting?

What weight does fabricio itte fight at?

He probably walks around at 190-200. Which is what most a WW are

Probably Fatselum again, desu

I reckon Jon Jones, sometimes he looks 6ft5 and other times 6ft at best

When the FUCK are these DIPSHITS going to fucking FIGHT

I guess Ren McLain isn't kind of name that Kelvin would prefer for his son.
And this ho's name is Osorno - i guess she's spic herself

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He is in his prime and all he can do is get beaten, though

PVZ is a whore anyway. If I'm Austin I would plan to divorce PVZ if she doesn't fight Barber just to piss her off completely and I wouldn't let go instagram ever again stupid bitch.

Why does everyone here dislike Till so much?

DWTNCS? Don't worry I'll get right on the picks.

well then...i apologise

this is the greatest MMA fighter of all time

fact

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I told them all not to like him and everyone did what I said because I run heem

they feel a deep resentment knowing that they were duped by the hypnotist Vinny Shoreman

Brethren..

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Grammar doesn't change depending on your continent you moron

Most wmma "fighters" took a women's self defense course and they all teach the Muay Thai stance and suggest clinching opponents in order to knee the crotch.

No clue if this is the best method but that's why

Wow, a can learning to crush itself!

VanZant faced Tecia Torres at Invicta FC 4: Esparza vs. Hyatt. The event was held on January 5, 2013, at the Memorial Hall in Kansas City, Kansas. VanZant was dominated on the feet for much of the fight and lost to Torres via a unanimous decision.[18]

Wtf is wrong with this girl?
youtube.com/watch?v=Npfa4i8ws5M

She's just working the marks, you gotta job sometime in the fight game.

Fun fact: there is literally no way for George Masvidal to beat Funky Ben Askren that doesn't involve a fluke KO of some kind.

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Masvidal out wrestles Ben

He found himself a qt milf I don't see a problem here

Schaub

Till's peripheral vision is worse than Bispings because of how close his eyes are. He couldn't see it coming.

Ben outworks Masvican in the standup.

Who has the best chin in the UFC and who has the worst?
>Best
Magumbo
>Worst
Cody

Ben Askren is a turbo can that will be cut from the UFC after a devastating loss streak starting with Masvidal.

>MMA should be done in an open field

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Askren is going to dry hump Maia for 3 rounds easily. Keep in mind that Maia is on he wrong side of 40 and doesn't weight cut properly, Askren will be 15lbs bigger in the cage, younger, faster, stronger.

Where's Elias?
Someone post *that* webm

all 15 of those pounds are doughy fat from his regular diet of edamame and cuban knees

Cejudo vs Struve for the Interheight champion.

Book it, Dana

Champ Shit Only

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>not Cejudo vs Miocic

Gaeyche or 1st/2nd round Conor beat Tony. He has no path to victory with Khabib, sorry to say.

Maia is unironically going to knock Asscram out in the first round and Assclown will say he came back too soon and cry on helwanis show

Cap this

I really like the leech. He always brings the pace and can provide spicy heems.

However the best he can get is ranked top 15 coz he's too damn careless defensive wise.

It's really not fair these days. To be anywhere the top, you have to follow the boring UFC meta of taking very little risks and wrestle fucking your opponents as much as possible.

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he's a cheating bum

Does anyone here know for the card in China this week, will the judges be flown in UFC/independent judges or chinkoid judges?

might see some bs...

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If a fight goes to a decision there is no winner in the eyes of the lord therefor no decision for the winner is wrong or right

>Ben fighting before masvidal after getting one of the most brutal heems in recent memory
One way ticket to flushed city

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this fishfaced chink probably had the worst eye gouge in modern UFC history and didn't even get a point deducted

hope he gets a career altering heem

What do you guys think of Blagoy Ivanov? Of Fedors return?

>how is bjj real? Just eye gouge lmao

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flown in from the UFC

Blagoy is very based and a good Christian man. Fedor is also based

They'll just do what they do on previous China cards and fly them in.

That said, I expect them to be biased towards towards China for the title fight. The UFC has an interest and let's face it Andrade isn't a drawl. Otherwise she wouldn't be headlining a title bout in fucking Shenzhen.

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FATelsum heems Till with the left. It's too quit and Till is too stupid to keep his hands up. He should've fought Branch or Weidman who's completely flushed for his first MW fight

>getting flushed vs Maia
heh

>Quentin Tarantino of MMA

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Till out wrestles kelvin ASStilBUM for five rounds to a 50-42 decision then interrogated him for the location of el dorado

1 hunnid % /ourguy/
mobile.twitter.com/HenryCejudo/status/1166226595046019072

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Tony is the Terrence Mallick of MMA

Is this real? Wew

Zhang is rank 6 so why exactly are they skipping the other 4-5 people before her?

there's too many pics of him and he does too many interviews to be based Terry. He's more of a QT an autistic spaz who loves violence.

>one last thing, wash your filthy dong
I bet that was real poop too

May King Henry reign a thousand years

Ok I got it, the Nicolas Winding Refn of MMA

So pumped for this fight. Kelvin will finalize the flushing trilogy and send Till into the depths of the sewage system. Till will surpass Cody & Luke as supreme toilet

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Lol, baby's first belt! :^)

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They already are booked or can't make it due to surgery.

Also Dana wants that China money

Even called out his gay dog

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Rose - flushed
Suarez - gadooshed
Ansaroff - flushed
Claudio - flushed, shouldnt even be ranked 5th anyways
Joanna - needs another win

Tl;dr in China and she’s the only one with a win available

marry,marry,fuck and kill

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How can you tell the dog is gay

THIS
Do you think Tony watches Drive in his Scorpion Jacket too?
If he loses three in a row, Till will be forever mentally broken. He legitimately thought he was the greatest ever and unbeatable his Pea brain and ego won't be able to handle it.

They want the chink audience
youtube.com/watch?v=tNLIXOWH2HQ

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Reminder that DC only lost because he got tired. Reminder he was winning. Reminder prime DC beats flushed Stipe. Reminder its all age and he should've retired already. Reminder Jones was on steroids. Reminder DC is white. Reminder eyepokes are not strictly against the rules. Reminder DC won the story every time.

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None of them you weirdo

Don't you have to be within the top 3 though to get a shot?

fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck

No one cares

intensifies the fapper

Marry, marry, marry, marry, inshallah.
1 and 3 are cute girls, 4 is a cute boy, and 2 is a cure goat.

Where did you get that notion?

Says who? Aside from the obvious example of McGregor, a lot of guys have got a shot outside top 3 especially when the division is shallow.

Khabib fought #10 guy for his title which is why people still give him shit even after he choked out mcgregor

just dont get tired lol
GAWLD dawg is it really that hard?

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*blocks your path*

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Did anyone else give up having boys and only pray to the MMA Gods for HEEMS and blood?

No, I will boy my boys for life.

>even after he choked out mcgregor
yeah how can people give him shit after that? A fookin bjj legend he is

He would get destroyed by any middle weight and above. Geat goat u got

I can only see Tony beating him, he flushes the rest

Someone please explain to me what people saw in Till again? He's not a wrestler and his striking wasn't anything special. His most famous win was heeming Cowboy on a 2 fight losing streak.

Pooquinta was #11 and moved up to #10 after losing that fight

Would pipe all 4 desu

󠛡

I swear Adesenya does this too but no one gives him shit for it
Heard him sound like a kiwi, an American and a Nigerian deoending on where in the world he is

Maghreb???

Thoughts on people who believe they're the opposite sex?
twitter.com/Punisher_Bass/status/1165029286505586688

Thoughts on the American diet?
twitter.com/Punisher_Bass/status/1165110496518950912

Thoughts on American-Chinese relations?
twitter.com/Punisher_Bass/status/1164929665523494913

Thoughts on baseball being thrown into your yard?
twitter.com/Punisher_Bass/status/1164368512552525824

Thoughts on cutting down Derek's tree?
twitter.com/Punisher_Bass/status/1163823628204609541

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imagine just burying your face in that asshole haha

Berber magrebi. Maar mijn Arabisch is fucking slecht lmao.

Remember when Randy Couture looked like Yoel, but at 45+, and was nicknamed "The Natural"?

*heems your dreams*

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>Any time of the day I check in on heem this loser is here spazzing out
What a fascinating specimen

thoughts on rose namajunas?
thoughts on lukas of germany the biggest faggot east of the danube?

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>fascinating
What's fascinating about an obese jobless mentally ill moron?

Ben jij diegene die zijn oom heeft gedropt?

AIRPLANE IS A BETA NECKBEARD

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Yokub al.Hispania getting revved up.

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Ja

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Your favourite MMA journalist/community member is _________?

Mine:

Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass

Bass player, amateur writer, @FinalGearRacing crew chief & @BloodyElbow community manager. I also make square pegs fit into round holes.
Trying to get back to my original Earth

lmfao

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Legend bro, hoe is de situatie

You're crying cause you got banned from an internet forum? What a manchild. Grow up

You had it right when you posted it

M, M, F, K
Michelle will be my 1st wife but I'll treat Joanna nicer because she's cooler than Michelle. I want a death match between DJ Cyborg but with no ref and no USADA, if DJ loses then I'll put in the next top 4 Flyweights in the UFC, if she somehow gets through it without dying I'll let her live.

This

>oblong head
>bolt on tits
>beta males lust over her and say how lucky the shmo is
yellow fever is a mental illness

Cringe

What's wrong with you

never had an account there. does that make my love for america's own derek "punisher bass" schott funnier, more pitiful, weirder, or lukas bless?

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>till at +135

Its free money and the idiots on here will disagree

*implements USADA*

Who is this fucking doofus?

There are pretty asian women, she just isn't one of them.

makes you an autistic retard

>love
You're an obsessive manchild who gets upset you got banned from a forum and you can't find a way to ban evade that site the way you've done here over 1000 times. Honestly, in all my years I've wasted on this site, you are BY FAR, the biggest weirdo I have ever come across. You're just a loser through and through and it is all intentional.

Not sure what you mean?

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Im new here. Can somebody redpill on this faggot?

Bookies LOVE him

I might put a cheeky Lincoln on Till

No one cares. Shut up.

Demented jobless obese loser who has been spamming heem for 4 years in an attempt to get it moved to Yea Forums

Ik was toevallig op de juiste plek en op het juiste moment. Mijn opa heeft vanochtend het ziekenhuis verlaten. Zijn wond is dichtgenaaid.
De gek zit in de bak. We zitten nog te wachten wat justitie gaat zeggen. Wat ik heb gehoord is dat hij waarschijnlijk 1 a 2 jaar in de bak gaat zitten. Echt een klote vakantie bro... helemaal nergens van genoten.

yeah, the half white ones lmao
have a think about it, try and piece together your warped little mind before it's too late

You cared enough to respond moron

His "documentary" was shit and narrated in an antagonistic tone which kills any credibility it may have had. Also he's a faggot

Are you done crying yet little boy?

The same way that your father cared enough to tell you to fuck off die. Stop crying and shitting up the thread further or at least trip on so i can filter you

Why does he spam his own picture? He really is a weirdo

you're wrong Wayne

why not just make a thread on random and have your fake conversations there?

Fucked up man, maar zie het zo, je hebt goed gedaan en wordt nog wel beloond

>never had an account there.
You clearly have will all the investment you pour into taking screenshots and stalking that guy's twitter page. Imagine being so pathetic you hold a personal vendetta against a forum mod cause he banned you, most likely, for saying something stupid which with you, is everything. I can't wrap my head around someone as big a loser as you are.

Stop crying

#
#
#

what the fuck
has a free fight on ufc's channel ever had that many views
is khabib officially a drawl or are all the views from people... IN RUSSIA

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My father never said such a thing sounds like you're projecting your own failures like this other jobless loser

>Cody
I think Overheem has been dethroned. That being established, I think Till is going to continue being a chinlet at LHW and is going to be perma flushed there. He is going to turn from a hype train to a gatekeeper for hype trains to KO.

pretty sure those views are coming from the sandbox

Ik vind het vooral kut voor mijn oma. Ze is ernstig ziek en heeft al veel leed. Nu heeft ze dit nog moeten mee maken om 03:00...
Gelukkig is het ergste voorbij.

>no you!!!
Stop crying

Yet you're here all day everyday anytime I take a glance at this general you're here spamming screenshots. Don't know what's more pathetic than that, crying about being banned from a horrible site like bloodyelbow. You're the biggest loser on all of Yea Forums.

>how lucky the shmo is

Come again?

Who is YOUR favorite female fighter?

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I remember Diaz McGregor 1 had millions views a week ago and was trending

Stop crying

Brenda Schuab

Probeer zoveel mogelijk tijd door te brengen met haar, veel sterkte bro

Yeah hes a drawl and all the muzzies in europe and asia are going to pay to watch him guzzle a fat saudi shiekh style shit layed by dustahmet "black gold" bhourieladin

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Yeah, are they dating or something?

high test

Thanks bro

>heem on charge of picks and bets
DC vs Miocic didnt teached you anything kids?, at least I'll have a laugh watching all those failed slips

>what the fuck
>has a free fight on ufc's channel ever had that many views
Nope, thats the most popular fight on the UFC channel.

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to be fair bulgaria bro: they delete the free fights after the event so there's no real way of knowing if it is the most watched free fight ever

the nate diaz vs conor mcgregor fight had 15 million views

they delete videos you idiot

All me btw.

oh your one of the schizo posters

Never seen so many failed parlays

cringe

Dustin will unify the belts and Islam as a whole.

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ASSkren is 0-2 in North America, Till is 0-2 and now some bum who's 2-2 is a hot commodity for flushing two turds

Hate that fucking shit

As someone stated before parlays are stupid, better bet on individual fights, but what i do know, I never bet before

Based

Who wins the trilogy? DC is too competitive to retire imo

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It seems you can make decent money betting on obvious fights like Cain Nganou, Khabib Conair and Lewis Cormier

Saying ASSkren beat Lawler is like saying Hamill beat Jones

Saying Masvidal beat Askren is like saying Conor didn’t win the story against Khabib

Stipe. DC is too inept at stopping body shots and leaning to the side. Stipe will dig to the well earlier and mix it up even more for another late round stoppage

You now imagine a Tony biopic directed by Nicolas Winding Refn

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To be honest, I don't like the pressure of 5 round fights. I'm thinking it's gonna be gate keeper status for me, dawg.

Why would he do a biopic about a can like Tony?

Tony definitely ranks Only God Forgives as his favorite NWR kino

Andrade would crush Tony like she crushed Thud Rose

Tony being a can is all the more reason to do one desu

Bookies love him.

Tony called himself the new John Wick.

Seriously shes an uggo
Huge tits dont make up for that face
I dont like her, she seems very superficial

You just know there will be a based breakdancing sequence

That was years ago

>Played by Keanu Reeves

Tony is flushed and gadooshed and CTE'd

Tony needs to give up fighting and start smoking meth seriously or the man in his chimney wins

>champ in 2 more fights

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He could unironically beat Ngannou in the reematch

A hunnit persent he just needs to put in more chin and neck training exercises and Ngannou's punches will feel like Colby's

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Go find a job

He got scared and overextended with that one punch
Beginners mistake seriously

Stipe becuase he conditioned his eyeballs for eyepokes

Tony's life already is a Tony biopic directed by Nicolas Winding Refn.

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>60+ pro fights
>beginner's mistake

Remember that embedded with Tony sitting in an ice bucket in the middle of the night?

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Duško Todorović vs. Teddy Ash
Kailan Hill vs. Impa Kasanganay
Sang Hoon Yoo vs. Peter Barrett
Ben Sosoli vs. Dustin Joynson
Dylan Lockard vs. T.J. Brown

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OH NO NO NO
this is the end for Schaub

You ok?

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vermicious knids

im the new john wick

This is the spammer

I speak English

stop projecting

>reematch
oh i see now you trying to be clever boah

anyone know any betting sites with free play money

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>b*tch
based Jon

that shit is SO DUMB

so lame

I like it
Am i a psychopath same as jbj

dana white probably pitches this retard idea. he loves collecting random shit

Diamond > Ruby

>the ufc takes out a diamond and adds a glassbead
>this is a good thing
fighters are such marks holy shit

does anyone have the vid of joe rogaine saying he wants nut on his face?

but why?

jones is Puerto rican?

This is definitely the spammer

That's not cool at all. No one even notices

which character is this, spammy?

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I'd heem every single one of you

This technique needs a short name.

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seems like it should be the opposite

Stop replying, spergmer. Thanks.

quick, post with one of your tripfag personalities!

based baldo

Have the last (You), spammy schitzy. (You) definitely need it

be more creative with your next image spam, you might even get some responses!

post the first thing that came to mind when you enhance this pic

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someone post the drive tony webm pls

When are the picks being taken?

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Todorovic
Hill
Yoo
Sosoli
Brown

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I quit Heem earlier this summer but I just had a clear vision that I had to share with you boys after watching the third round of Conor vs khabum. Dunstin is finna gonna check Khabums chin. Finna bout a hit him with the apricot from way back like who vs RDA. L8rs losers

heeminder to thank a brazilian today for inventing our sport

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I should quit heem im the only good poster in a sea of discord losers who didn’t get enough attention from their parents

previous thread

the only brazilians i've met here that like mma are escorts, the ones i work with hate it

>Todorović
>Kasanganay
>Yoo
>Joynson
>Brown

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Man Danny Roberts is good at being flushed

you wont

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Nick looks CTE'd as fuck

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No sound allowed here, if that's the one you looking for.

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I barely post at all and only read 1/3 of the posts. I am the greatest poster on heem.

Kino as fuck

based hue whores

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Imagine being such a chinlet you get heem'd

If you type in lower case I consider you brain-damaged and completely disregard your post

based

We're all going to make it lads

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Nope

skelington

would be a peach of a walkout song desu

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his time will come
fuck you khabib

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Why doesn't Tony have a mark on him?

>186K Likes
>38 Comments

A reminder why Jones will never be the GOAT, doesn't have the mind of a champion, weak mentally.

because cowcuck is a can, he didn't even have a puncher's chance

Cody wakes up every night.
>please tj no! NOOOOOOO!!!

cheating bum who fishooked a dudes eye socket.

Masvidal will finish Diaz if they fight. Cap this.

watch your mouth

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>punks your whole squad

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How long untill Cody gets heem'd again?

dont give fuck about the china card but i hope this faggot gets permaheemed by elziskis zelinko de cinco los nachos dos santos

When does he fight next is the answer ur seeking

he said moments before faking a low blow, my guess is he's planting the seed for an early nut shot

Do you do anything special before you make your picks?

I glance over each fighters record and stats on Tapology.

I'd be pissing myself if I was in the cage with that PED up monkey

Bony "rattled" Sperguson

I used to do this but now I just pick whoever I want to win or who has the more aesthetic name

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If I don't know the fighters I pick the most popular vote on Tapology

i watch their most recent 2-3 fights on fight pass

depends which set of picks you're talking about. one i do all favorites. another couple i copy analysts who tend to do well. another i pick all underdogs just in case. etc.

I saw both fighter's name to my dog and try to intemperate her face.

I could be UFC champ if i felt like it

Same

*say

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Highest IQ fight move of all time tbqfh

is it a pit bull because that's most fighters' nickname

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>nate fucking diaz beat pettis

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let's be real tony probably doesn't have schizophrenia it's from brain damage

>12 million views in 5 days
>not even his second or third most famous fight
Khabib is officially a drawl

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and it's probably made worse by coach bravo giving him thc

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Rountree is the next big thing

everyone will steal it no one will pay for it

Schizophrenia is exacerbated by THC, brain damage isn't. It could also be vitamin and mineral deficiencies through overwork.

i wonder when he first started experiencing hallucinations he's in his mid 30s

What’s his second most famous fight? Al? I’d say the MJ one is the most well known besides the Conor one because:
>actual finish
>”oh he’s hurt Mike!”
>post fight call out of Conor

You can have latent Schizophrenia, that doesn't affect you until you put your brain through some specific shit.

whenever I get hit in dark souls I roll away like that too

>tfw bad genes
>tfw can never become a UFC fighter
I'd heem them all if we were physically equal.

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Basically KO'd him

just start roiding bruv, that shit was invented for geneticlets like us. sure we are trading the integrity of our organs and some years off our life but you gotta do what you gotta do

like getting punched in the head? or smoking weed? lol

*roman voice* STOP THE FIGHT

>All those answers
The only /heem/ approved way:
>check out who faggots, cazziez, sherdittors, khabitches/goobers/rogainefans support & fade them
>if "it's tough, b" go to "win fight but lose story" method: very tough to win both and books try to compensate disparity with odds
>check heembede to see who's shook/injured/i'm just here for paycheck phase
>there's alwasy a propah way to bet it: it includes particular outcome you should know if you're good, and broader bet to compensate; sometimes BOTH fighters by different way of win
Exhibit 1: Tony vs Clogboy Canrone
Exhibit 2: Gooby vs Mayweather (only way for Mayweather to make it non-farce was to give up early rounds and take it to late ones), Khabozo vs Dustbin @ spooky odds (all cazzies/khabitches will get greedy & bet sub/KO because decision or win is not good enough for "goat story)
Exhibit 3: Junior Face Plantos, Mugumbo after Stipe, GiveupTime Pettis
Exhibit 4: Retards doing 4+ fight parlays every card and losing, because understanding good/bad perfomance is so hard, especially after "follow gameplan geniuses" like Ronda&Cyborg&Cockhold&Garbagebrandt&countless others go to every fight trying to absorb as much CTE as possible. Just ONE of those ruins it, but hey, at least payout is good! DC banging with Sleepe & Roidmero banging with Costa went real well, but this will never happen to your parlay, b.

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"Conor McGregor made us rich baby" Conor literally has the midas touch, if Khabib was champ and never fought Conor that video would have like 4 million views tops

MANdrade meme ends quite soon

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Me on top. Reminder that tony cheated

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I think you'd be surprised about true midas touch origins. Conor just might be a proxy in this whole thing...

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What did Till do to Dana? Why does Dana want Till to be destroyed like this?

he's a high level fighter so he's fighting high level guy. same thing as all proven fighters who've reached the title. stop whining bitch.

I think you might be right, you might just be right...

Other way around my man. He’s giving him a crack at a top 5 MW. When RDA moved up, one fight removed from his title loss, he had to fight two jobbers before he got Lawler.

Seek employment

Oh for sure Rockhold vs Ngannou is the fight to make my guy

I strictly go by Brendan Schaub’s analysis, he has an impeccable track record.

Obessed.

Keep sniffing my farts bum boy.

Ferguson is a can with no impressive wins.

>RDA

I'm starting a shopify dropshipping store.

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name ONE (1) impressive win from any fighter
I'll wait

That's pretty crazy

I really don't think his PPV will do that well though. It's on at an unusual time for Burgers and they're the core PPV market. No one will know, and a lot of Russian fans know all about streaming so they ain't paying for this

daniel gormier def. derrick lewis

Vast majority of those views are from Russia. He became a national hero after saving the UFC from that drunken Irish cokehead. Diaz vs McGregor was only up for about a week and got 15 million views, this video was uploaded right after 241 so it will be up for about 3 weeks. Diaz is still the bigger draw.

>fatass who just throws haymakers and hopes for the best
lmao

boxfags will NEVER understand this webm
elite footwork

>Only lost because he got tired
It's almost like that's part of fighting. Fatigue makes cowards of us all and Cormier gassed and lost. Cardio is by far one of the most important aspects of fighting you can't down play it as "only getting tired" it's actually losing the fight.

chump shit only

He's about to make breakdancing part of the new meta in mma. It will he like wrestling or jui jitsu. Soon we'll have "you got served" battles to open fights instead of regular feinting and feeling out.

the black peach

Shaun v Crocop

Retard. The point is that DC would have won if he didn't get tired.

Shaub*

Schaub **

>knocking out an old man who was barely above gatekeeper in his prime
ha

This beast would put Poosman to sleep

if you get tired you don't deserve to win

He did get tired though. Stipe was in better shape. Cardio is part of the fight saying he would have won if he didn't get tired is like saying Conor would have finished Nate in the rematch if he didn't get tired. He did get tired so it's irrelevant. Stipe was in better shape coming into the fight and that's what won him the fight. That and Stipe targeting DC's gut.

>heems his opponents
>heems his demons

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Todorovic
Hill
Barrett
Joynson
Brown

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People who down play cardio have never been in a fight. It's the foundation of your will. Doesn't matter how skilled you are, once you're gassed you're done.

Tony is my favorite fighter, how did you know?

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I think you could heem the spammer

Well I think I have many times.

shopee!?
youtube.com/watch?v=PNuHYljRXp0

i'll take everyone on the left except for the asian

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>tfw you dabbed on fedor/silva/dc/conor and retired smartly
>tfw you'll never give khabum red panties fight
Was it autism, or he's just cerebral FOITAH?

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heres one without sound

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Hi /heem/

>I'm the Greatest Fighter of All Time

First of all, I've never tested positive for steroids, or any other banned substance. Testing positive automatically disqualifies you from being the GOAT, imho. GOATs are, by definition, natty.

My style is utterly dominant. No one has been able to solve the puzzle that I provide every time I step into the octagon. Relentless pressure, incredible technique, and an infinite gas tank.

Oh, and by the way: I've never lost. I have the longest undefeated streak in MMA, because I'm so dominant. Not only that but I'm an absolute fan favorite. A match featuring me was the most watched UFC event OF ALL TIME. Of all time!!

I'm the current champion in a division of straight killers. I haven't become champ champ yet, but I'm still young and might decide to move up in weight when it becomes harder for me to cut. I haven't always made weight, I know, and I do like desserts a bit too much. But apart from that I'm the consummate professional, respecting my opponents, and my heritage.

>Who am I?

>he was winning until he lost
I love this meme

Both he and Khabib wanted that fight though and were open to having it at catchweight. UFC are the ones who quashed it.

Brock Lesnar

Yeah, I don't care. If a fighter loses a fight based solely on one singular factor, it is BY DEFINITION a FLUKE.

>The UFC has an interest and let's face it Andrade isn't a drawl.

Andrade is popular now this fight is going to be big than facing Thug Rose. People are sleeping over Zhang and she could beat Andrade.

You're a can crusher that will be exposed by this man in your next fight

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Isn't Tony a can crusher too though?

>WMMA fighter not named Ronda Rousey is popular

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mma mount rulshmore
>jon
>anderson
>stipe
>gsp
simple as

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what the fuck is wrong with this idiot
he turns forty in a few years and he's still out partying and getting wasted like he's 18
what a bitch

youtu.be/jQtMQpDQuWg

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no he's been fighting UFC fighters not goat herders
Over half of khabibs record is literally just padding

>send friends vimeo link of Brendan Schaub's special
>he actually enjoyed it and said it was funny
Guess it's just the way it is

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jon jones!

Todorovic
Hill
Barrett
Joynson
Brown

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khabib is 12-0 in the UFC
some people like to drink and fuck around, it is what it is. so long as they're not causing trouble whatever

Is there literally any doubt whatsoever that Colby would ragdoll this stoner mong for 25 minutes after which nick claims he won that shit and calls the guy that dominated him is a pussy

Nick looks like dogshit. I'm guessing he's done with the triathlons

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH FATHER HELP MEEEEEE PLEASE

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>Steroid Cheat
>Steroid Cheat
>Can
>Heemed by Matt Serra

Literally all wrong

i said simple as, there isn't a discussion to be had

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>Greatest Fighter of all time
Obviously Jon

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Hi /heem/
>I'm the biggest MMGay Cutbabby of All Paper Legacies
My fans write in reddit spacing on /heem/, while I have 0 of them.
My incredible bear wraslin skills lead to just 3 submissions of incredible opponents Shalorus, MJ, Gooby.
I G'n'P dummy in every video, but my opponents make it to later rounds with ease.
I'm cutbabby that failed to show because of it and I never hinted at fighting WW wraslers because they would all take my non-heeming non-submitting ass to questionable decision a-la Tibau
I fight once a fucking year despite hand picked opps who're mostly groundless strikers & that's why in my division of killers, I haven't fought number 1 contender and 75% of top 15
>Who am I?

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>heems his house walls

based henry

Replace Stipe with Fedor and I'd agree. The other three are locks. If it was for ufc exclusively I'd definitely agree with your list.

THE NOTORIOUS, CONOR, MCGREEEEGOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR

Holly Holm is more popular than Rousey son get your shit straight.

>Get hit with the several left hooks to the body
>All in the same round and are the same punch
>Fail to adjust
Yeah sure it was a "fluke"

You really hate people that arent lonely shut-ins like you, huh?

Why is MMA superior to any other form of sport entertainment?

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You mean she's more popular than the WWE legend Ronda?

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Put everything including the farmhouse on Weili Zhang to beat Andrade.

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It's the most primitive

>fraudor
literally went 0-4 when he fought in a legitimate non-worked promotion

Yes Holm is more popular than Rousey you dipshit.

Sweet Caroline bum bum bum

Your list is completely wrong, simple as

>Never tested positive for steroids
Oops

>Utterly dominant
(After Santos fight) Oops

>Never lost
Oops

>Division of straight killers
Oops

it's unfortunate that you wrongly think that

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posts yours i wanna laugh

It is the purest form of competition

he is truly the real human bean

Balance.
Stupidity is punished health threatening circumstances.
But avoiding stupidity is lame (at least it was before khabitches came around). That's why total failures of "trying to heem" style were some of the best fights in memory (Mugumbo vs Stipe, Conor vs Nate, Lombard vs Magny) while failures "trying to not get heemed" were booed on the spot (Snoozley, Shook Mugumbo, Silva vs Diaz).
Fedor, Shaub, Artem = GOATs
Janni Bones(on bad days), GSPee, Khabozo = dogs

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whats this from? and why no sound?

You think it's a game, Zagreb?

I DARE you to laugh

REAL Mt. Rushmore (non bitch version)
>Chris Leben (Iconic cast member of TUF1, the reason the UFC is what it is today)
>Henry Cejudo (First Intergender champion)
>Cyborg (First transsexual MMA athlete)
>Brendan Shaub (transcended the sport)

The definitive Mound Rushmore is as follows
>Royce
>GSP
>Ronda
>Conor
This cannot be disputed

actual cringe

this is accurate tho

you dont even deserve a you for this post
but here you go, enjoy it

You wanna go homie? fuck you up

>Fedor

Have you watched womens tennis blindfolded?

royce gets flatlined by based khabib

>s-steroids!
>h-he killed le pregnant lady!
>m-muh cocaine!
>m-muh eyepokes!
>m-muh 12-6 elbow!

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Were Schaub fights actually good? I always thought he was just a meme.

Real Mount Rushmore of MMA

>Holm
>Diaz Brothers
>Ken Shamrock
>Fedor
>Dan Severn

Mt Rushmore

>GSP
>Khabib
>Silva
>Jones

DC was on there until last week
Stipe lost to Struve
Fedor too many unknowns
DJ manlet division
Cejudo too cringey

The ONLY question is whether or not to remove the steroid cheats. This is valid, and is done in other sports as well (Ben Johnson, Mark McGuire, Barry Bonds, Lance Armstrong, etc.).
If you are of the viewpoint that you have to be natty to be GOAT, then you have to remove Jones and Silva:

>GSP
>Khabib

Last two are hard to decide but I'm going with:

>GSP
>Khabib
>Nunes
>Conor

gay list
>mt rushmore
>6 heads
gay list anyways

>Khabib
fur sure Al and Conor are munsters

Brapentina's peach of a bunda would one hunnerd percent flush and gadoosh every single male fighter's hawlg, so in many ways she is the GOAT

Bas Rutten
Don Frye
Chuck Lidell
Fedor

>'gay list kek'
>doesn't offer anything constructive or any viewpoint that matters
typical heem
Longest undefeated streak in MMA, never popped, Conor was considered a monster for a long time but Khabib owned him, only cazzies like you don't rate raging albert

so this is the power of west coast gangster

Sentimental list but Chuck got heemed so many times he can't be realistically on any GOAT list

My mount rushmore, based on fighters I like, and I frankly don't give a fuck what anyone says

>DC
>Cody Garbrandt
>Khabib
>Tony Ferguson

That's my mt rushmore of /bois/

>Conor was considered a monster
by cazzies
>cazzies like you don't rate raging albert
he just got beat by canboy

Mount Rushmore doesn't mean the GOATs, you fucking mouth breathers.

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The actual non-casual MMA Mt. Rushmore

Royce Gracie
Randy Couture
Ronda Rousey
Jon Jones

Is nick drunk or CTE'd? He sounds like a boomhauer

>by cazzies
Show me one archived post of yours before the Khabib fight saying that Conor was a can

So all the bookies in vegas are cazzies and you profit off them all the time huh

Lightweight title bout
Khabib Nurmagomedov -163
Conor McGregor 130

ummmm

Not hard to type Conor Can into 4plebs. I could easily lie and claim any of the American posts are mine you turbotard.

No shit they are everyone thought Ronda was a munster too bee

I'm waiting

good boy

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Who wins?

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anderson no legs silva and bj “blowjob in the penn” penn are the GOATS

Blowjob Penis is my favorite MMAFC fighter

anderson is literally the goat
maybe not to you 196er

I've already said it, Maia unironically heems him

BJ is the lightweight GOAT still

askren unironically heems him

I'm in the BJ Penn fifteen club, because I've supported him for 15 years
Got it tattooed on my back and everything

Has Holly ever been in a movie?

insomniacs needing rest

new

She was in a movie with miesha tate

Why do people pretend Fedor sucked? Is it the hip thing to do now?

ok

Jesus, this is beautiful.

Ash
Hill
Barrett
Dustin
Dylan