Will Neymar be deported now that Brazil and France are officially at war?

War?

I stand with based Macron because Amazonia belongs to all of us
Did you know it produces 50% of CO2 there's in the atmosphere?

they can swim, they're just lazy

Yeah, and yo momma's fat ass produces the other 50%

Don't know where the ecotards got those numbers from, but they're wrong.
Algae "produces" the majority of all oxygen

>this lobster lifter

>Brazil and France are officially at war
So, we already won by default.

he's memeing, whoever came up with the amazon is the lung of our planet should be shot

basé
cringé

>macron criticizes bolsonaro for the destruction of the amazon forest
>bolso mocks macron's wife
>macron plans for economic sanctions against brazil
>brazil enters french guyana
>clash at the border happen between military forces
>war starts, brazil easily swarms french guyana
>Macron nukes brazil and the amazon forest

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>Macron nukes brazil and the amazon forest

God willing.

Nuking Brazil would be terrible. Just imagine the atrocities that the Brazilians would become if exposed to radiation

it is guaranteed we lose a war against France.

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Lads, it's France.

>Just imagine the atrocities that the Brazilians would become if exposed to radiation

Already happened
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goiânia_accident

Don't think there would be much difference

so literally nothing will change then?
maybe horse dude will getting stronger and the aliens come out of hiding

Amazon produces only about 6% of the global oxygen.
Still a shit ton but not as much as some people claim

macron got fucked by his own buddies, looks like a loser now

Why are the BRs not mad at us?

We, too, have now stopped giving them money for destroying the Amazonas.
We did so before France in fact.

>France and Brazil
>no mention of niggers

I am not even memeing here but if you are talking about international politics with a brazillian that bases his opinion on what Bolsonaro thinks, you are talking with a retarded boomer that has this profile picture.

Only retard "conservatives" are on his ship

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If you enter Yea Forums you are also retarded, just read the shit we wrote here

yeah i thought everyone had figured that out already

>have now stopped giving them money for destroying the Amazonas.
thats not the problem the problem is macron making everybody believe the forest is going to dissapear in 2 weeks because there are so many fires
he created a global scare for no reason even merkel told him to shut up

afaik, bolsonaro did make some snarky comment about german deforestation or something, but yeah it wasn't as escalating as with france

macron just has a very obnoxious way of lecturing people, he angered the italians with it as well
and people in the new world are also very sensitive about their colonial past and therefore react very offended whenever the former european colonists talk to them in a condescending manner

The problem is that right now the country is in a ideology war and Bolsonaro can't afford to lose it.

Most people would agree with Macron and reassure that the Amazon needs to be protected, but no one will admit that the only way to stop that is to just have tighter control on land exploration around it.

Bolsonaro, since before the election, gained popularity by petty ideology wars, and now he needs to find someone to blame in a International spectrum, in national spectrum he can still find some scapegoat and fire him, hire someone new and post something on twitter, but on international levels he doesn't have that power, so he is just spewing jingoist views without backing up.

it is the same stuff with the Israel meddling, and being USA lapdog.

and Macron is a cunt so that doesn't help

stop being a sperg macron is being an absolute retard about an above average fire even his european friends told him to shut up

quads of truth

macron should be worried about ruling his country

Yeah i already said that you absolute mongoloid shill

bolsonaro is completly right in telling him to suck a dick after what he did youre the shill here

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Ok

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He should come here, we have a great benefit system.

he should have gone to the epl in the first place the french league was the most brainless move he could have made

Why are the Brazilians hellbent on destroying the Rainforest that's like there best resources?

Which English team would both want and be able to afford Nerman?

United i guess.But they are silent on this whole thing so i have no clue

this really.

The only reason i could have seen him going PSG is purely financial but then he could have just ripped off Manure and got like 600,000 a week there if he wanted.

im not a fan but he should have gone to city or manure(and actually win something)
imagine neymar saving manure from being a mediocre team thats ballon d'or for sure

the chinese need their basedbeans

what the league needs is a team that is not only really rich but also really stupid
if only we had one...

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damn I got #pranked

I agree with what you're saying but I do think the Brazilians have a good point when they told Macron to fuck off and reforest Europe with that money if they love trees so much. In an ideal world we'd all hold hands and sing and look after wildlife but Amazon is an "endless" supply of timber and farmland for Brazil and they'll never give it up

you now remember that time manchester untied bought schweinsteiger for no reason

How many years for United to implode once the Fergie years loyalty dies out and they get relegated?

bolsonaro was right macron's wife is an ugly wrinkled prune
despite using surgery several times

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This. Please stop stealing the sand of Sardinia.

What the fuck is wrong with macron, I get the appeal of being 15 and banging your married drama teacher for the bants but why when you’re one of the leaders of the free world and relatively young and handsome would you settle with a used and abused boomer pensioner? It’s actually so bizarre to me I don’t know why more isn’t made of the fact that he is married to a 70 year old

he's fucked up

some men just have a granny fetish

The Premier League wouldn't allow Man Utd to get relegated again, they'd make up some bullshit new rules if it looked like happening.

perhaps he is gay

>We, too, have now stopped giving them money for destroying the Amazonas.
what's the point of this? shouldn't first worlders commit every resource they have available to save the amazonas if they are so worried?

Girl, you sexy motherfucker, damn what's the recipe?
You make a nigga wanna goddamn!
Can you cook darling? At the stove you're evolving
Baked macaroni, turkey wings, a nigga starving

Fish wars are funny Scotland's been at war with Iceland, Norway, Ireland and even Portugal for decades now. Its a simple law in theory sea is x away from nation = belongs to that nation, but there's so many loopholes and "Fisher Pirates" nobody really cares except fisherman and their communities.

Why are conservatives in favour of not conserving the environment

Just let me believe please.

Mankind was born on earth, nobody said we had to die on earth.
#ColonizeTheUniverse

We need much more developmental time for something like this to be feasible. Without climate stability our advancement will be severely hampered

pretty sure manking has zero impact of earth's climate change

>perhaps

fuck you filthy nigger. our jungle bitch

it is ours too you know?

t. faggot
we could easily win

We're not mad at the funding. We're mad about bitch macron talking about 'international status' to the amazon.

>barca proposed a 170 millions loan payed over two seasons for neymar

it's clear they don't want neymar with such ridiculous offer

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Everyone is mad at you guys for ruining the rainforest plain and simple.

not on Tuesdays though when I plug it in hehe

This.

No you can't

why is PSG so hateable?
just want nerman out quickly so that our media stop giving attention to this shit club. even the president looks like a tosser.
give based Lyon back

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>industrialize all Europe 200 years ago destroying all forests and wild fauna
>now underdeveloped countries are forced by us to keep their undeveloped jungles 'to save the climate'
lmao based

our forest. if we wanted we could turn it into a parking lot and you don't get to say shit

that's Shaymalan, director of the sixth sense

France shouldn't be fishing anywhere near Brazil anyway

Business idea: plant trees where the glaciers were

Yes we can and you fuckers still gonna get assraped by the French and other countries if you continue hurt Earth's resources.

ah, so that's why those PSG champions league campaigns always end with major twists

kek

t. shit at geography

it's like macaroni wants Brazil to stay a jungle forever

but they don't need to burn down the amazon forest for that
it's pretty bad place for humans even if you burn it down and settle it
where's the profit

the burning was reduced over the years, find it funny that brazilians burn trees to grow onions to feed the leftists mad at brazilians

Give Guyana back

Try. OUR resources.

Inshallah brother

Modern problems, modern solutions

>OUR resources

Nigga please.

In a perfect world you would be put to death for this. Its the only morally acceptable response to someone who publicly claims this

>Louis XV sent thousands of settlers to Guiana who were lured there with stories of plentiful gold and easy fortunes to be made. Instead they found a land filled with hostile natives and tropical diseases.

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you have ZERO proofs to claim we changed the climate

if he was ruling your country instead of being worried about Brazil, maybe nignogs and Muslims wouldn't be fucking shit up in France

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the easy way to stop the brazilians from destroying the rain forest would be to boycott the products coming out of it
if there is no demand there is no reason to create the supply

but we (aka our companies) won't do it, because we're hypocrites and want cheap resources

It's all onions
I wouldn't mind if they were farming delicious beef or something

amazon soil is garbage for farming, that's the thing

Please understand we're doing this because we're trying to find cute and strong Amazoness

Good, I'm still mad about 98 and 2006

brazil to sell the amazon forest to retards, they're be selling 1square meter of amazonian forest for 1000 dollars. leftists would buy it

>not ONE cute amazon native with the red stuff under the eyes pic in the thread specifically dedicated to the amazon rain forest
fuck each and every one of you

germans always get away with shit. Like back in 2003 when germany and france didnt go along with the war in iraq but only the french got blamed for it and called cowards

maybe they think you're our puppets

The real reason is because you have been cucking yourself to the international media clique by denouncing the nazis and paying reparations to Israel and the European diaspora, so they decided to at least do you that favor.

you basically started two world wars, it's like people got tired of being mad at you

You're killing your own fellow Amazoness that's not understandable but crazy.

The French have been called cowards ever since 1940 when our nazi army steamrolled their "army" in a few weeks and then immediately surrendered, collabotated and then had to be freed by the americans

the anglos always called us cowards, the hate us, we have all the worse traits to them, this is how traumatised they are.

user, can you stop the fire in my forest?

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The "coward" stereotype for the French actually started in WW II due to their quick surrender to us I think

They basically willingly let us invade half their country right after we stepped foot on French soil and the other, southern half became our collaborating lapdogs

why aren't germans called cowards for the napoleonic wars?

come rescue me

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Because there were lots of Germanys back then

which is retarded. The french have won some of the most glorious wars ever. Just think what Napoleon did. And without french help america would have been stomped by the british.

there was prussia

We already got the best version of mongoloids right now, you can di in a fire, literally

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probably too long ago and it wasnt "really" germany. But in all fairness if the french are cowards for ww2 so should the british. Instead they spun a fucking retreat into a heroic story thanks to chris nolan.

time to invent brazilian footbal

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And Prussia fucked Napoleon's shit up at Leipzig and Waterloo. Anyways, compared to the global French empire every German state was an underdog by default.

Well yeah, most stereotypes are exaggerated and over the top

Not all Germans are humorless nazis
Not all British have bad dental hygiene
Not all Americans are dumb and fat
Not all Russians are angry alcoholics
etc.

Speak for yourself.
t. humourless nazi

That was prussia, russia, austria and sweden vs france though. Pound for pound france was far superior back then

>Not all Russians are angry alcoholics
disagree on this one

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psst... hey yo kid
do you want some poland?

No shit, they had the highest population in all of Europe.

I know. I just particularly dislike the french = cowards stereotype because its mostly coming from people who should be more grateful for getting their ass saved

france was far outnumbered in those battles. Napoleons troops were superior for other reasons

Musketline isnt a sport lads

no wonder bolsonaro triggers him so much

>beef farming

Well, be my guest. But why do you move the goalposts? This was about cowardice, how were Prussia cowards for losing battles against an, as you said, vastly superior opponent, using the time gained through an abysmal peace treaty to reform their army and absolutely BTFO (Blücher The Fuck Out) of the Corsican later on?
Would you call Denmark's surrender to Germany in WW2 an act of cowardice?

They would start making brazilian anime

It is merely le banteur

Would watch desu

Crawl. I fished them.

FR je voudre utilise mon nuke
>EU nein! I don't allow! the european parliament refuses
FR b-but it's my weapon..
>EU-NEIN!! MORE REFUGEES FOR YOU

Banging mothers evolved into banging grand mothers in him, and it keeps evolving as she may already be a great granny.
May God have mercy on our souls if she becomes a great great granny.

>why is PSG so hateable?
All the soullessness of Man City but with 90 years less history.

et tu algeria?

>soul

this is the argument poor people use

Give Farkland Islands and Gibraltar back.

That's the funny thing.
If Finland really cared about the amazon, they'd say stop the import of wood instead of beef.

The beef in brazil comes from the South, not centerwest where it's burning.

Swap you for French Guyana

Why don't you go back to working 80 hours a week for €300 a month in Algeria, then?

unless you're retired

>The beef in brazil comes from the South, not centerwest where it's burning.

n da cara quem vota no Bolsonaro é mt mongoloide kkkkkkkkk puta q o pariu

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why cant we just let the fire run its course?

Devilish

you still need pastures for that

this
>poortherners

It exists. A brazilian wrote No Game No Life, no idea if he's even Japanese-Brazilian or not

wtf i hate no game no life now

>We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender

vs

>sure Hans, you can build submarine pens on our atlantic coast so your U-boats don't have to traverse the English channel to return to base

France has only ever made Canada worse

germany is a socialist regime by now, it simply surprises no-one

so they are fish? they swim then

see? that's why you should bring a gift from your country to the other people that you are going to visit.
the based Portuguese explorers just give a mirror to our stupid native indians 500 years ago and they had the opportunity to fuck all the Kuruminhas ass, to explore the new found land and bring gold, sugar and rare trees to Portugal.

another butthurt "anglo"

>French Guyana
>Guiana Space Center
>A French and European spaceport
>Brazilian invasion
Yes Bolsonaro is retarded but they wouldn't be THAT retarded.

here, hold my ball.

>based nerman and biroliro rustling the frenchs baguettes

we can only get so much based

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Fuck off globalist bitch. We stand with Brazil's sovereignty. If you're so concerned about the Amazon, go ask them if it's for sale and buy it from them

>We stand with Brazil's sovereignty.

No were not you Patriot bitch.

Yes we are, you diversity quota loser.

>Shilling for ranchers that purposely burn the Amazon so they could put grass and cattle

I bet you also shill for Israel too

I bet you try to border hop.

He will jump to where?Peru?

I believe the amazon is in Brazil tho

Piss your own ass you faggot.

based, hope it happens

I'm drinking more Guaraná Antartica than ever before

Nice comeback schlomo
French bro is right the Amazon is huge and covers Brazil, Peru, Colombia, Ecuador, Suriname, Guyana, Venezuela, French Guiana and Bolivia.
It's also part of France due to French Guiana
>Themoreyouknow.avi

The only good part is in Brazil.

>being this much of a brainlet

Yes, and the world belongs to all of us yet i have not given authority to a lot of shit it happens to it.
Im all against burning down the amazon but hearing to self righteous yuro and united statians pricks that have singlehandedly destroyed, raped, enslaved and exploited the whole planet to make a quick buck cry about a fire in Brazil is enraging and i rather burn the whole thing down than to give them any participation in it.

Don't like monkeys from brazil or rainy island, simple as.

>Buying Brazilian meat
That shit is disgusting. You should get argentinian meat, even Chilean or uruguayan meat is better. It's cheaper tho, but too fibrous. It's ok for a stew.

You don't have the right to say that when you stole Guayana Esequiba from Venezuela. Fucking assholes.

they fucking crawl, yet can jet with their fins if needed to move fast from danger. so technically the frogs could only fish the ones trying to run away

brazilian meat is waaaay cheaper than argentine or uruguayan meat, which besides some japanese meats they are the best in the world and are considered premium meat in other countries

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Also Macron is a homo who likes to threesome with his maghrebi toyboy

I want to taste sopa di macaco

have a bath with Brigitte