/hoc/

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beats me. the sport is pretty similar to cricket so that should tell you something

last one

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isn't this old news?

>optimism and smile: restored
based

#ThankYouKärpät

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SOCKEYE IS PLURAL FOR SOCKEYE

rantanen skating in norgay youtube.com/watch?v=5ovTIyuZzHQ

officially signed

hyvaa huomenta

i chipped a tooth

only fags have all their teeth anyways

kenny promised to fix him wtf

>want out of edmonton so bad you're willing to commit career suicide to do it
what aren't they telling us

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I'm just waiting for McDavid to go full Chappelle and burn his contract and walk away. You can see by the look in his eyes, he's almost there. Maybe he, Marner, and Bulju will light in up in some swiss league. God, a guy can dream.

Seattle Tossed Salads & Scrambled Eggs

I think he's happy making millions while he waits to walk in free agency

>falling for the florida meme

>mcdavid
>happy

>I think he's happy making millions
In the heroin capital of Canada? Ohnonononononononono.....

I always thought the heroin capital was east van

quite stylish if you ask me

It's probably true that the Oilers are addicted to drugs and that's why the team is so shit.

Nah, it's Edmonton. I've been out there more than I'd like, and one of my ex-roommates lived there for years. In her words
>it's great if want to make money because you get paid a lot more
>but there's nothing but drunken natives and heroin
Meanwhile, she's on oxy to get off of heroin. It's a bit anecdotal, but I wouldn't play out there even if they offered me ten times what McDavid is getting paid.

Edmonton is shit. Why do you think everyone out there is doing drugs?

the 80s oilers were elite drug addicts tho. someone should tell connor to switch the boys to schneef

>it's great if want to make money because you get paid a lot more
yeah those depressing oil jobs where you're forced to stay in some soulless on site housing for 4 months and then you can go home for a month

and now you have a crippling coke addiction. They do get paid damn good for it, and work a shitton of overtime, but nobody lasts past the first contract with that shit.

I've been there too and I didn't think it was that bad. All I really saw was their giant mall tho. They have some comfy suburban communities like St Albert. I didn't spend a lot of time

those aren't in Edmonton, the oil patch is way the hell up north in Athabasca

*sips*

Seattle Sippers

Thank god for puljuuuuuuuuuuuuu

So the coke's in Athabasca, and the heroin's in Edmonton. Good to know!

Just a couple more generational talents and number one picks drafted and Edmonton is ready to take the leap into the playoffs

What a fucking alpha

norway really knows what matters in life

*sips*

BULJU COME BACKKKK
YOU DESERVE BETTER

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U20 tournament is on

youtube.com/watch?v=ZZaiPJ5ZBsE

o cool somethin to watch at work

FUCK CANADA

>if team Alberta wins this game they play against Karpat in the semi finals

PULJUUUUU

Accept my aid, Brazil

>u20

I know but it's still pretty funny considering recent events

YES PLEASE

>poopoopeepee
does /hoc/ really trade pewdiepie's pigs
the absolute STATE of this sPOORt

Thats literally his name. Chill

Will Puljujärvi be forgotten now that he plays in Liiga? Or will his meme status continue to live on in /hoc/?

if anything his legend will only grow

Liiga is far more relevant than Edmonton

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one thing i dont like about hockey is how its basically nepotism: the sport

basically every top level player has a family with either pro athletes or people super involved in the industry already

are there any examples of a (modern) top player coming out of a situation that wasnt expressly designed to produce a hockey robot

Crosby

Marchessault
Giordano
Bozak

Not a top player, but RNH had to skip years of minor hockey because his parents couldnt afford registration

it's not nepotism: the sport

it's good parenting: the sport

>good parenting
>more money in soccer
>more pro teams in soccer
>less CTE in soccer

Lazy day.

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what kind of parent puts his kid in a fag sport

>seattle
>making the playoffs at all

>north americans making more money in soccer
KEK

More money if you play in euro leagues though

>Rantanen skating in Norway
Why are finns being so stubborn lately?

based finnish bulls

>“I’m just trying to be a bit more selfish, I guess,” Kotkaniemi told Sportsnet.

>all these selfish zoomers
m-maybe it's good NHLers aren't in the Olympics

Davos is getting their shit pushed in right now

>visit after hearing the pulju news
>5 /hoc/s in the catalog

offseason /hoc/, not even once

when will the janitorial staff clean up this mess

Isnt that what they are paid to do?

's dad played in the nhl
jamie benn is from a city of 400k and the only 2 other active nhl players from there are his brother and tyson barrie

>final score 7-0 Alberta
meme tournament

user...the jannies....

AIHL grand final is tonight too. It's starting to feel like hockey season again lads :^)

>'s dad played in the nhl
I think you mean QMJHL

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You don't know the first thing about hockey, let alone ice, let alone parenting

Hockey isn't a sport. It's a thought, a feeling. It's the twinkle in the eye of a golden retriever. That's what hockey is.

>own golden retriever
>its never retrieved me anything

friendly reminder that finns are the master race

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>in b4 choke

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>jannies
>payment
pick one

it's a sport look it up idiot

Are you saying they do it for free? Why would someone do that?

says the dumb ass that got trapped in Canada lmfao

hockey is not for everyone. hockey is picking up your bloody teeth off the ice. hockey is super-gluing that cut above your eye between shifts. hockey is putting your life on the line for the chance to etch your name into history. hockey is battle. hockey is chaos. hockey is heartache. hockey is glory.

trips confirm

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>mfw when the coyotes win the stanley cup

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Hockey is never having to say your sorry. Hockey is that moment when the light turns yellow and you floor. Hockey is the wind in a beautiful woman's hair. Hockey is waking up late in the afternoon and seeing some important world event happened while you slept. You think hockey is a sport? I bet you think Dominos is just pizza. Get a clue.

Imagine actually playing hockey

if it's not a sport why are we on the sports board

>we
You're the only one here bucko

yeah i agree, you'll be an old woman before they ever win

imagine watching a sport you never played once

Imagine watching yourself play hockey

imagine not living in a hockey market but pretending you like hockey

I watch NHL games pretty often.

Obviously not since you think they're in Finland you dumbass

>he doesnt know

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Oh wow one game a year
>1993

cope harder

I honestly cant

how you boys liking Classic so far?

...

DCd while spamming earth shock and right clicking to try to tag a named npc, authenticator app didnt automatically pop up on my phone so I had to find it and enter the code manually and when I finally did so I was back in the queue. Fuck my life

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fuck off back to Yea Forumseddit you underage cuckolded onions boy samefag

if you play video games passed the age of 12 you are reddit go back

>passed
calm down Rodrigo

seethe

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>NEETcraft
Sort your fucking lives out.

One time a guy irl said some stupid shot like this and everyone started laughing at him

all those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain

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yes, and it's one of the greatest mysteries of Yea Forums

this video games are reddit there are literal multiple boards for them fuck off there or /r/gaming if you want

I've got another mystery for you. Who's this player?

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this is it, this is the worst post of all time.

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You get to bully posters.
>rags

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You don't know the first thing about hockey. Have sex. Hit the gym. Get a clue.

steve moses

Just fuck off

YOU fuck off

just fuck me

NIGGER

*fucks on*

Fuck hockey

do you yell your race out loud often?

fuck GARY

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cal gary

If hard times breed hard men, why haven't the wastelands of Alberta bred anything other than druggies?

Delete

Wanna know what hockey is? Do you really wanna know, no bullshit? No sugar coating? I doubt it.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that ice, you need me on that ice. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent getting pucks deep. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very precise passes that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide them. I would rather you just said thank you, and buried, otherwise, I suggest you pick up a stick, and gain the zone. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to know about what hockey is.

holy shit

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*fucks off*

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wood

Shoilers wont make it playoffs, pulju wins the finnish hart-trophy and signs to Ska of KHL, making the ot goal in olympics final fin vs can

Oilers Neal will score 30 goals upcoming season.

jesus christ how can you be that bad at typing in your mother tongue?

I am not disappointed at all really. Guy was possibly the worst positioned player in Oilers history. He can return after he fixes his stride and figures out which side of the puck to attack

Could be a spic, you can never be certain.

>Guy was possibly the worst positioned player in Oilers history
this is yakupov and its not even a fucking contest

What the fuck is going on in edmonton?

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>hurr we don't want him anyways

the absolute state of soiler cucks

Oh yeah. It's been so long

Tyler Benson will take his spot by Christmas anyways

i'm thinking about ice

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thinking about marcus kallionkieli

Shout out to Finland on their womens team winning the Euro Hockey Tournament. Now I gotta wait for the Telus guy to show up

imagine unironically paying $15 a month for a queue simulator

Didn't the swedish women boycott this tournment

Surely, a game that charges such a fee would offer players partial refunds for any amount of time that they are physically unable to play the game that they've paid to play but cannot solely due to limitations on the company's end.

I think so. They are still in negotiations with their president but have come to an agreement with the SHL to have them get 40k a year for stuff they need.

i wouldnt be surprised if blizz comp'd everyone a single day of sub for the results of the launch
they have done it in the past

>Oilers GM Ken Holland said he is happy that Puljujarvi is at least playing somewhere, as opposed to holding out. Other than that, however, not a lot changes in his view.

You now remember Mark Streit

ayo what up /hoc/

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*smacks lips*

HOL UP

Team Alberta looked tough as nails at the U20 tournament earlier

You guys might get your wish

Have you remembered to hydrate today, /hoc/?

4 liters

I drank a gallon this morning

Shut up trip

That’s your usual amount of daily cum chugged he meant water

keep posting, buddy

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Yep he was fantasy gold for a few years there

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For me, it was Johan Franzen

His stats are pretty shit, I don't remember him being that bad.

For me, its Detroit Red Wings legend, Daniel Alfredsson

inb4 the relocanes fuck up the meme again

wont take long

>Daniel Alfredsson

kwab

>His stats are pretty shit
Dude was a beast in the playoffs, very clutch. He had a couple of hat tricks in 08 i think. He was supposed to be the successor to Holmstrom, big guy who can work the front of the net.

youtube.com/watch?v=XcNXq5DUZnk

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fuck off randy

based retard

randy isnt a specific user, its an idea, a virus plaguing /hoc/

our year la

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yeah this name calling shit has to stop

>randy
>ted
>ray

It gets annoying seeing one autist constantly call people these names. It contributes nothing.

randy is definitely a real person and he’s really annoying and gay

t. Ed

I will never forget the time you morons called someone who made a post completely and entirely about the St. Louis Blues "randy."
Buncha fucking retards in here.

Ed isn’t a real guy it’s a delusion of randy trying to fit in

this

this, but for randy

t. definitely Ed

Hal here

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>jussi jokinen
>janne pesonen
>jesse puljujärvi
now we are talking

>Jesse Puljujarvi signs one-year deal with Finnish club, has NHL opt-out clause

Oilers can still trade him to a contender in the coming weeks. It's not too late for Bullju.

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Based Hal

>t. definitely Ed
which proves my point since you just claimed another canadian user was ed

now apply this same logic to every other name in this general

toby from toledo reporting in

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List all the names and the teams associated with them

In the delusional sunbelt brain damaged head of randy all leaf flags are Ed and USA flags are Pete

t. unironically Pete

Is Ted, dare i say it, ded?

Grats on your euro league contract Jesse. Don't play like garbage and maybe you'll be worth something in a trade. If you play like garbage, you're hockey's Ryan Leaf, who after failing at the pro level due to his bad attitude ran back to college (in your case, Finland), to go back to where he played well.

Randy from Raleigh - relocanes
Hal from Halifax - pens
Pete from Pittsburgh- Pens
Ted from akron - cbj
Will from William’s Lake - Canucks
Toby from Toledo - cbj
Sam from Winnipeg - jets

Sadly, yes.

Not Pete but I admire his work

>Toby from Toledo - cbj
I'm a wongs fan, lad.

Now come up with names for the rest of the teams

Oh yeah makes sense on the border innit

I can give you Juanito from Anaheim

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Theodora the Tranny, from Tranpa Gay

Daily reminder that the arc where protagonist has to go to his hometown to get stronger is the best one.

>ui YUMA

>6 hocs
wew

Daily reminder that Pulju is the antagonist

Did he really sign with his hometown team? What an awful bluff.

Michel from Montreal
Miles from Miami

bulju is an antihero

Pulju called Edmonton's bluff. Holland was sure he was gonna come back to oilers with his tail between his leg because of money but Pulju said FUCK YOU AND FUCK EDMONTON OILERS.

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Daily reminder that Scandys and Nords are the Antagonists of Hockey

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BASED

>no white jerseys
>both are darker shades

Why was this allowed?

I'd rather take my 925k and go live in Finland than make a billion dollars and have to live in *barfs* Edmonton

I hate how everyone used a bubble in these movies. It made me want one when I was a kid but they're hot as fuck and cages are infinitely better for everything

>because of money
This is why signing with his hometown team was a retarded move. It's obvious he's not serious about playing in Europe, otherwise he would have signed with a top team in a better league.

t. someone who has never lived in either country

You just breathe too hard.

retard post. kärpät is top team in finnish league. much better competition than playing putins shit league

Not having the breeze sucks, also water, spitting, glares and shit. Tried a bubble recently, not much has changed

Kärpät is probably the best hockey organization outside of America and Finnish league is 3rd best league in the world.

Ok well enjoy your retard. Don't send him back please.

1.nhl
2.ahl
3.khl
4.nwhl
5.finnish "hockey" bust farms

coping albortion
bulju will be a superstar in the nhl

>Oilers fan seething

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1. NHL
2. KHL
3. CHL
4. Swiss league
5. Liiga

Bulju:
>can't read the play
>can't defend
>can't score
>turnover machine
>doesn't speak the language his teammates speak
>can't communicate with coaches
>can't communicate with referees
>sucks
>can't skate
>selfish
>bad penalties
>can't make the NHL roster
They'd probably take yakupov and for pulju and a first up there

who needs reading and writing? no one

But Pulju is alpha and has huge cock. So who's really the winner?

Anyone have the webm of pulju tripping on nothing and going face first into boards?

>this user knows better than the entirety of the nhl scouting community

big fish small pond

Based Bulju pulling a DEAN and going back to the indies to put on 5 star matches

Holland worked into a shoot after losing the belt to Yzerman. Based Bulju moving up the rankings. Talk about a summer slam.

If the goal of your hockey team is to control the puck and win, Pulju isn't your guy. If being unpredictable and bad at hockey is your thing, give him the C

will the oilers trade pulju's rights now?

Sure the flyers will trade you two sandwiches

Moishe from Manhattan - >rags

Holland is spiteful old man and won't let go of Pulju. Carolina offered 1st round pick and Puistola but Edmonton said no.

Source?

I just read an article that said Holland will probably wait until December to trade him.

Shlomo from Soho

Carolina's Finnish scout

Live by the sword die by the sword I reckon

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just forget bulju

ive tried but i cant
its his smile

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Pulju is done. The brightest stars burn out the fastest. Just remember the good times and know he'll always love you.

>his smile and optimism GONE
when will patty take the karpatpill?

>onions boys of tappara
never

McDavid needs to send this to Bulju before it is too late

youtu.be/oxoEpVDGvPE

Reminder that an Axe would quite literally cut a weasel in half

F

youtu.be/-fesv7_fXvs
I can't believe it's over :(

what if that weasel had armor made of car parts?

name one instance that they did

watch this
youtube.com/watch?v=aqKD8VVZ5-g

that was a fluke

>pre-pulju liiga
doesn't count

i have an axe. all i need is your weasel to prove it

Oh wow a cycle and a fluke goal on a cheating goaler give him a max term max contract comparable to mcdavid who's lead the league (the best league) in scoring multiple times

Gee what could go wrong wouldn't want the kid to idk hold out despite not scoring 40 goals in his career total

unbased and copepilled

Pulju fuckin disgusts me. I can't believe he would do this. I'm not even crying. But just in case he's here reading this I wanna dedicate this to him and humbly beg him to come back
youtu.be/ZkQQU_U48WU

Kaapo Kakko is so much better than this bust

>oh wow it's a nice city

I get it, this is time of anger and sadness for all of us.

I'm not crying fuck you

Where is that clip or has it been purged from internet by new york jews?

words nobody has never said about edmonton

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youtu.be/mM1FLI-p-wg

watch out, its some advanced finnish virus

Did they give Larkin the C yet?

nope, but eventually ill be proven right

youtube.com/watch?v=6j8l8SqWAaI

kek thx

C-Bo$$

Bobby Orr only played 36 games in the NHL after his 26th birthday

Bobby Orr is the least GOAT. Red Kelly was an offensive D-man before him and his best seasons came when the league expanded too quickly and was diluted with talent.

>ill be proven right
What was your prediction?

Abdelkader

Bulju will be traded and playing in the NHL before the end of this year.

bulju for kappo

Nah. Kronwall is more likely.

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based Wild loli dabbing on the zoomers

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has he even confirmed that hes playing in 2020

Thank god we can stop spamming this giant bust now

A thing I have noticed is how cordial fans of leagues from outside the NHL are. For instance, when you watch AIHL and read the chat it's usually really nice and everyone gets along. You see one vid on Marner or McDavid and it turns into grown men slinging shit and trying to BTFO eachother. Idk it seems so forced now and I cant pretend I didnt act that way before but I grew out of it years ago.

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Just got my hairs cut lads. Reminder to go to a masculine barber shop and tip your barber

no one gives a fuck about the australian league.

you know why they are all polite to each other? because it's an extremely niche sport down there, so only extremely autistic people are interested. they'd rather not alienate themselves by acting like complete cunts towards one another.

Pulju sighting in this vid

twitter.com/NHLFlames/status/1166410044944109569?s=19

>

>no one gives a fuck about the australian league.
/hoc/ does.

>making fun of based ben
wow user, a new low

Only a couple giga-autists

>she doesn’t know /hoc/ is buying Adelaide
grim

Nuh-uh.

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t. Pedosota loli lover

just woke my spirit up

Is this pic supposed to constitute an argument?

Just because you spam a picture of a woman doesn't mean any one cares, it just means you need to have sex.

Congrats, mine's been crushed for a while now

>disrespecting thunderfu
A new low for /hoc/.

Step 1: Buy Adelaide
Step 2: acquire thunderfu
Step 3: sign Bulju

have sex user, with a living breathing female
pay for it if you must

Fund it.

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t. projecting incel

is it any surprise its randy and bracketcuck forcing these memes?

b+r

>is obsessed with some random trainer from australia
>pretends others are the incels
capital Yikes

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>[citation needed]

McDavid you retard

Is this a loss for Finland’s hockey prestige?

>being attracted to girls means you can’t have sex with any of them

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in case you missed it
youtube.com/watch?v=I7dZ-J8xyAM&list=LLw1v8zxcHYiSJukqg7clXBg&index=2&t=32s

>im not obsessed -- im just attracted
>proceeds to spam her image every day without her ever being able to acknowledge the poster
kay

>superstar chooses sm liiga instead of nhl
why would this be a negative thign?

Yeah. He's making Finns look like a bunch of whiny divas.

The entire NHL scouting community knows that Puljujarvi isn't worth trading for.

It’s been like a day and a half

so every day since you laid eyes on her
thanks for clearing that up

>bust is forced out of the NHL and chooses the 4th best league to play in

>something that I don't like exists
>accuse people of "spamming it every single day"
Is this the /hoc/ equivalent of calling everyone you don't like a "nazi?"

and yet that same scouting community ranked jesse as the 3rd best european skater at the time of the draft

I’d rather he spam her than anime or some Russian ayyyy

yup, marner's in for a rough ride

literally the 3rd time that particular image has been spammed since the 25th
why are you pretending like im lying here

Put a trip on already.

that's not an option though.

i know a certain pro scout who still believes in the boy

Hokkei does not matter for Finland. Only Dota.

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you first randy
the obsession you have for regular everyday women you'll never meet amazes me

Your logic is sound on the surface, but factoring in your obsession with the image of one woman you will never even meet coupled with the ferocity you seem to argue about her and your autistic spewing... no, I would say you do not have sex.

sipping tea to be desu

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where's the get post that /hoc/ never recovered from?

>we're talking about a girl from the fucking australian league
>randy randy randy randy randy randy
Fuck you're pathetic.

Draft day rankings stop mattering the day after the draft.

>superstar

I’m not the guy who posts her I just enjoy her sheila ace

stay obsessed incel

waifu fags are worse than weebs

have sex, sweaty

>Bulju gets traded
>4th liner on a stanley cup winning team
>gets his ring before McGayKid
>McGayKid finally snaps
tt would be fun

For me it's TBG

>we're talking about a girl
No we're talking about how you're an incel that needs to have sex

>Bulju will be traded and playing in the NHL before the end of this year.

He has to. If he isn't signed by December 1 then he has to miss the whole year

>b-but we havent been spamming her every single day since the moment we laid eyes on her

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based autistic retard

ask the islels weeb

Oilers is just a bunch of tiny little faggots who will see bulju tear up the NHL in some other team next season or season after that.

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>4th liner on a stanley cup winning team
kek, he would literally hold out AGAIN if he knew he was going to be a 4th liner.

>y-your the autist
>nevermind the fact i cant stop posting the image of someone ill never meet

Edmonton doesn't have to trade away his rights

>randy
It's the schizo leaf. Now it all makes sense

lmaoing at Travis from Toronto

Lads were watching Aussie hockey for a laugh and there was a cute girl on the screen literally why is this worth this much seethe

so that makes it ok to repost her likeness 7 (seven) times?

yeah?

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autism

t. scared of girls

It’s okay, Finland. Rantanen will recover your national pride and become the greatest Finnish player to ever lace up while you’re spewing all over yourselves about Pulju

not at all

But you BETTER defend them on the internet

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heres another one for you randy :)

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who is defending women here?
calling you an autist for being obsessed isnt the same as defending her honour
you wont understand this though

Hmm?

yall are sleepin on bulju boi

Again, I don’t post her - I just enjoy seeing her because I’m not gay and am sexually attracted to good looking girls

already hit his peak desu

>spergs out whenever anyone posts something he doesn't like
>tries to police what strangers on the internet are allowed to post
>physically incapable of not responding
maximum yikes

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What a shitty video. Chicagoniggers need to get off of Yea Forums
Bulju is just dal colle but finnish

did you just describe randy?

I eat ass

>physically incapable of not responding
And look a that, there he goes.

imaging working yourself into a shoot because someone posted an image of a girl a few times

Is this coming from the underage discord autist?

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imaging working yourself into a shoot because someone told you not to post an image of a girl a few times

Is the thunderfu poster a fucking blots fan as well?

heh, yeah, imagine

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feeling like million bucks on a track

then why do you enjoy looking at that one

stop policing my posts bro

Because I like to think about blowing my load inside her while /cric/ watches

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Is /hoc/ a loli general?

>awful haircut
>obvious stomach bump
>saggy tits

get standards.

That’s the best looking girl in the entire continent of Australia

tsn.ca/report-former-nhl-enforcer-donald-brashear-arrested-for-cocaine-possession-1.1356227

No we are a hebe and milf general

I thought Canadian healthcare covered vision.

No, /hoc/ is mostly well-adjusted men with wives and children. It is, however, for everyone, so even if you have perversions you can post here.

it does, which leads me to believe its your vision that is afflicted

It literally doesn't, it's fucking ridiculous.

>/hoc/ is mostly well-adjusted men with wives and children

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>st-stop posting pretty girls i-incel
>I’m the p-prettiest girl
Balding tranny confirmed

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Not unless the kid plays the sport lmao

>social health care quality confirmed 3rd world

What province are you in, because Ontario sure as shit doesn't.

get some standards user

wtf Trudeau

You should considering your health care is so garbage m8.

>thinking of pretty girls

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ayy lmao

all provinces cover vision for minors and provide coverage for a bunch of difference medical eye-related issues

The federal government isn't responsible for health care. The individual provinces run it. Anons province might cover eye care, mine doesn't. Which again is stupid as fuck. But this is a stupid country.

Fuck off chambers stop posting this fucking stickwoman

I'm a 32 year old virgin

thinking about some oodles of noodles

That's nice, but I'm not fucking 12.

you are basing this off the fact you think some 5/10 is attractive?

oh non non non

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No off the fact that socialism and communism have never worked in the real world.

have you tried not being an eyelet?

>2/10 would not bang.jpg

>fanbase with endless men in business suits
vs
>fanbase that’s easily the loudest in the NHL and love their team
Habs>leafs, and French is sexy

neither have democracy and consumerism by that rhetoric

When are the RFA's finally signing?

>easily the loudest in the NHL
um no sweaty

Who is a better winger, Kane or Wheeler?

Makes sense, mining is a dangerous profession

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January.

Patrick or Evander?

*Exists*

Patrick

america has a lot of socialism
so idk

>loudest
That's not nashville

If I had to rank teams that were the LOUDEST, then the top 5 is montreal, buffalo, NYI, Edmonton and vegass

>new buildings
>loud
"No."

It's been adopting more and more and feeling the consequences of it justly. Giving everyone someone else's money never works

Nashville has a bunch of people chimping out just because. Other loud buildings has people that actually know what's going on.

come back with those goalposts, user

Back in my day everyone wore suits to the game.

Is Vegas louder than San Jose? Never made it out west to Vegas for a game yet.

as long as the SNAP system is in place america is a socialistic country

based ultraboomer poster
youtube.com/watch?v=_CI-0E_jses

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You guys are a bad influence. If I keep hanging around here I might turn into a deadbeat alcoholic like half the posters here.

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ok bye

Kane, only because he can score better than Wheeler can.

Social security needs to go along with wic and welfare too. Social programs are all cancer.

>secretly glad this became a conversation instead of an argument

Nassau is the oldest lol

But not the rest of the list.

they will never go though
never ever
the american lower class would collapse

>laffs
>no captain since 2015/16

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>americans lower class would collapse
Not once yang starts giving every faggot 1000$

For me, it’s National Socialism

Alt-right NEETs are pathetic.

fyi
this post describes the poster just as well as the user its presented towards

>niggers and druggies would finally go broke and die off
Thank christ

no

youtube.com/watch?v=xXSM3vs1MKU

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stop policing my posts bro

Pulju must be really dumb if he can't even learn English.

can't tell if he's genuinely retarded or merely pretending

Had that dream again where I'm still in university, but have already graduated and got my degree, but am still taking classes for fun, but failing all of them. What do you suppose it means.

>physically incapable of not responding

I graduated college ages ago and still have dreams I’m 3 credits shy of finishing

did a thing to all the off topic retards

I almost got raped in college ;_;

Cool

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noticing a trend here

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?

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every team has player development staff except one....

le retarded bust face

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how do i become the assistant to the travelling secretary of a hokkei team?

blessed post

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im thinking boobs would be a good place to start

>thread dies as bracketcuck stops pretending to be multiple anons as he lays in wait to make a new op
regular occurrence around here

le retarded bust face

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

You a girl or guy? If you're a girl I am thankful you weren't harmed, if you are a guy than just punch the bitch lmao

how heavily do their winnings get taxed? its publicly published too so they cant really avoid it.

valve pays out in usd to the players themselves
its up to them to claim the income as seen fit by their home nations

getting raped is worse for a man purely because literally nobody will treat you seriously

see you later alligator

arent most of them are euros that live in countrys that generally tax a large income like that quite heavily? even if the tournament took place in commiefornia, at least half of the prize pool would be taken away by taxes.

new

bulju nets 40 this year

Can confirm
Was raped by aunt