YANKEES V MARINERS GAMETHREAD

Happ V Wisler

Attached: 1536369912800.gif (2076x1020, 566K)

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/mrevandaniel/status/1166205530513268736?s=19
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

NYY:
1. DJ LeMahieu 2B
2. Aaron Judge RF
3. Brett Gardner CF
4. Gleyber Torres SS
5. Gary Sanchez DH
6. Mike Tauchman LF
7. Gio Urshela 3B
8. Austin Romine C
9. Mike Ford 1B

SEA:
1. Tim Lopes LF
2. J.P. Crawford SS
3. Austin Nola 1B
4. Kyle Seager 3B
5. Tom Murphy DH
6. Omar Narvaez C
7. Jake Fraley CF
8. Dylan Moore 2B
9. Keon Broxton RF

Attached: hello.jpg (887x862, 76K)

T H I C K
H
I
C
K

Attached: 67143544_501403763763980_5964415444758855959_n.jpg (1440x1439, 119K)

T H I C K

Attached: 67841553_166096171213965_2068822061961501643_n.jpg (1440x1439, 118K)

Based

Attached: DA8pOdAXkAQUKQt.jpg (1080x1076, 185K)

Attached: lindsey adler.png (481x601, 632K)

Attached: Lindsey Adler4.png (581x443, 461K)

>c u t e
go yanks!

Attached: Lindsey adler2.png (598x596, 720K)

Attached: Yankees sausage twirling broad.png (2560x1389, 2.31M)

go ms

Attached: 981876.png (547x717, 110K)

Where is Ichiro

if you're that user who seems to pretty much keeps the mariners' threads alive by himself, you have my respect

if not, then whoever that guy is, shout out

Attached: DJ_nodding.gif (480x269, 2.76M)

retired a yankee great

Attached: 1492899907813.jpg (1280x720, 192K)

Austin Nola will take J.A.Crapp yard

>that is what i envision what it will be like when i get close to dying
lmao suzuki was so fucking based

Sup M's bro was hoping you guys would crush the smug Astros this season desu. Somebody has to deal with them.

Attached: 1564014011518.jpg (2048x964, 239K)

that's not an achievement desu

nice to see the yankee pitching staff is dominating leaderboards

Does this mean we have 4 starting pitchers who are better than Verlander?

You act like Happ isn't a solid #3

yeah its me

fuck the red sox
take it easss

Attached: BIG TIME TOMMIE.gif (540x540, 3.65M)

thanks uncle tommy

OS4LYF

Attached: BIG TIME TOMMIE 2.gif (480x480, 3.18M)

if you count having the worst season for a Yankee starter all time in terms of ERA is a solid #3 then alright

yeah that wasn't going to happen this year after it was clear this team would finish last in the division

Attached: 1396496341065.jpg (1992x3000, 1.61M)

FUCKING ESPN SHOW THIS GAME.
THE CARDS GAME WAS OVER SIX INNINGS AGO!

you were last in the division last year too but you still killed the Astros, can you do that again?

we will see

that was a weak inning

GLEEEEBS

GLEEBS

crap

Crushed that shit

limit the damage

>if you count having the worst season for a Yankee starter all time in terms of ERA
wrong.
>Hideki Irabu, 1997 yankees, 5-4 record, 7.09 ERA
>Kevin Brown, 2005 Yankees, 4-7, 6.5 ERA
>Jose Contreras, 2004 Yankees, 8-5, 5.64 ERA
>Jaret Wright, 2005 Yankees, 5-5, 6.08 ERA
>Kenny Rogers, 1997 Yankees, 6-7, 5.65 ERA
>Esteban Loaiza, 2004 Yankees, 10 games, 1-2, 8.5 ERA
>Carl Pavano, 2008 Yankees, 4-2, 5.77 ERA
>Jeff Weaver, 2003 Yankees, 7-9, 5.99 ERA
>Kei Igawa, 2007 Yankees, 14 games, 2-3, 6.25 ERA
try not being so retarded. these are just from 97 to 2009. there are dozens of starters who had worse seasons than happ.

HEART AND HUSTLE

and these ERAs are pre-juiced ball. now the average ERA is over 4.00 - the average was like 3 back then

Reminder the M's own you in every way

come on guys

Attached: 262245.jpg (404x471, 26K)

FORD TOUGH

I fucking love this team.

i fucking hate yankees fans

Attached: laughing yankees.jpg (594x396, 98K)

I traveled from Montana to Seattle when I was young to see Ichiro play in like 2002. Everyone had those weird jap headbands on. Seattle really loves a good meme.

fucking hell

LIGHTLY JUDGED

it's among pitchers who qualify for the ERA title in non strike seasons, which means he's logged at least 1 IP per team game (i.e. at this point in the year around 150+ IP)

those guys likely weren't qualified

most of those guys were yankee starters for multiple seasons retard

dont challenge me

doesn't matter if they pitch multiple years. to qualify for the ERA title means you pitch 1 IP per team game in a particular season. those guys didn't, in any of those years

about time they got the out

okay seager we need to get back in this

Jeff Weaver did in 2003
Esteban Loaiza did in 2004, but he was traded so did half on the white sox
Kenny Rogers did in 1996/7
Jaret Wright did in 2005
Jose Contreras did in 2004, but did half with the white sox
Hideki Irabu did in 1998 and 99

please dont make me school u again

need some contact omar

redpill me on jake frahey

fag-got

dont leave them stranded

Nice catch!

fuck

that was a good catch, I couldn't tell, what hat was he wearing? if that was a yankee cap then he deserves the rope for celebrating

MOORE

Attached: 1396409033094.jpg (344x344, 16K)

he was wearing that lmao

and here's the proof:
>Irabu 1997: 53.1 IP
>Brown 2005: 73.1 IP
>Contreras 2004: 95.2 IP as a Yankee, the rest as a White Sox
>Wright 2005: 63.2 IP
>Rogers 1997: 145.0 IP
>Loaiza 2004: 42.1 IP
>Pavano 2008: 34.1 IP
>Weaver 2003: 159.1 IP
>Igawa 2007: 67.2 IP

Only 2 of those even come close to qualifying, Rogers and Weaver, but they don't. Happ has 32 IP left to qualify. Assuming 5-6 IP per start that's only 6 more starts. He has a full month to reach that benchmark. And remember, September the Yankees are facing some decent offenses.

get dunked on bitch

He robbed the Marlins of a home run, of course he's celebrating.

you just made those up lmao.

>going to commercial right before someone gets ejected

Fucking ESPN

check baseball reference, those are all accurate numbers.

i win.

>making up random IPs
lmao ok man. I was just on baseball reference, those numbers are bullshit

BASED! FUCK THIS SHIT UMP.

you lost, man. just save yourself from further embarrassment

He had every right to complain, 2 pitches on that at bat that barely touched the box. The Ump is strike-happy right now

yanks fans are obnoxious mang

control your emotions guys

Attached: 1400295379587.png (293x420, 225K)

Shouldn't have hit the ref with the glove but that call was really tight, could've easily been a ball.

Texans own ya

>rags

YOU CAN'T STOP THIS MAN JESUS CHRIST

Attached: IMG_20190825_230255.jpg (524x295, 22K)

>yankees legend, pride of princeton, MICHAEL FORD

thats not helping

>getting destroyed by mike fucking ford

lmfao

Attached: built ford tough.gif (488x274, 2.24M)

dp pls

>motion for a gidp
OVERRULED

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DROP THAT LMAO

Lel

very brave of gleyber to be driving through a sunflower seed storm so he can watch his friend hit homers

I hope the yankees fucking die

why are you being so mean to them

Attached: 1513609280235.jpg (1141x1141, 1.07M)

Stop playing your best team vs. a bunch of minor leagues.

Let us have a chance.

half of our team is out of AAA for the first time this season lmao

Its pretty much Scranton/Wilkes-Barre vs. Tacoma, and the Railriders are winning.

International League > Pacific Coast League

Talking to a qt vietnamese girl on Hinge right now, help me close guys

bro this is nowhere near our best team lmfao

it's just that literally everyone who's come up due to other players getting injured has performed

dont let up murphy

I'll take the walk

you see what we're talking about when we say Happ has been really bad this year?

happ just needs to make it through the 5th without giving up more than 5 runs. mike ford will take care of the rest.

dp pls

dont let em off the hook omar

get them home

thanks for letting em off the hook moore

>risp

Happgod

happ is the single greatest clutch pitcher since mo

Tell her you smash on first dates
Deal or no deal

what the hell is Hinge?

as an astros fan, this is like watching a triple-a contest

Does anybody else miss Kay?

ask her who the best yankee is right now. if she doesnt say dj, cut her loose. if she asks if jeter is still playing, craigslist murder her

he was on his radio show for the first time since the surgery today. I listened for maybe 20 mins. it was ok.

this

ruocco is growing on me. always seems like he's having a good time even when its a slow game

just get to 3 R 5 IP and I'll be happy

he's had his moments

his call of the Hicks catch was great

Attached: yesyesyes.gif (554x312, 2.99M)

Based Paul

i wonder if kay is jealous he didnt get to call that

find a hole lopes

He's reaching for his job

alright could've been worse, 1 mistake

decent job happ

I keep hearing gun shots

Like a better version of Tinder/Bumble for people that aren't in college. Supposed to be more relationship-focused than the other 2, so there tends to be better-looking girls age 23+ that actually engage in conversation than the other apps.

Alright, will do.

Attaboy

stay cool austin

gearrin szn

show some effort nola

FUCK THIS UMP!

Attached: me_umpire_basbell_game.png (645x800, 115K)

I haven't told her yet but we are getting dinner tomorrow at her favorite vietnamese spot in town. When should I tell her?

Whatd he do I missed it

wasted like 5 minutes arguing about gearrin's delivery, which he repeats all the time

He wants Cory to change how he's pitching mid way through the inning. Basically came up with some bullshit to ice him.

Seager owns ya

earn your money seags

Ridiculous, Boone's gonna get tossed.

umpires aren't human

seager has been the only reliable Mariner! great to see!

This guy sucks

need to take advantage murphy

but are they dancers?

I think we broke the Dodgers lads

good

Missed it. Three run homer?

get them moving omar

OOOOF

Nah, slow implosion with Roberts once again being clueless on how to manage his starter

got em back to the dugout

Attached: IMG_20190824_001018.jpg (755x755, 32K)

>risp

Attached: 1405887384430.png (601x695, 149K)

I mean, I was memeing but clearly you got her to go out anyway. So nice job.

Fun fact though, if you can take the date to a quiet place after the restaurant and lay it on hot and heavy, you have a decent chance of gettin it done if she’s into you.

His signs do seem vital

base hit then thrown into the dugout to tie it
now dads lead

wtf that was literally 1 cm higher, jesus christ

nice fielding dumbass

fucking grit

GRITTY AS FUCK

Another light jog for Gardner

strand him

sit down

Sad Brett

astros will punish you when it matters.

three innings to get two runs. thats doable

alright now this is epic
twitter.com/mrevandaniel/status/1166205530513268736?s=19

NOT SO FAST YANKEES

get em going smith

>three innings to get two runs. thats doable
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

SMITH

Attached: 29694629.jpg (236x236, 16K)

no one cares, m's cuck

>cessa
damn all our worst relievers and our worst starter in one game

m's, just letting you know if you don't win this one you probably won't win any of them

what a douchebag thing to say

I mean highly unlikely it works out long-term, so taking meme advice from Yea Forums just seems like something fun to do.

I'm pretty sure I do

Attached: 1407984478213.gif (450x225, 615K)

Attached: images.jpg (259x194, 10K)

Just gotta get those at bats son
Also inb4 Tauch homer

>FUCK!
lmao

That fuck just reminded me of the way that word is meant to be used, god damn he was mad

This is the inning the fish take the lead.

tommy's thighs hnnnng

Does Kahnle have the best ass in baseball?

break his nerve seags

fuckin nasty changeup Tommy

fuckin ump

dammit I thought that was gone

Did anyone forget that he CHOKED his girlfriend then fired eight shots from a GUN?

Rather than giving this guy millions of dollars to throw a ball he should be in jail like the psychopath he is. I've been a Yankee fan my whole life but I'm very disappointed to see them acquire him. There are things bigger than the game and I cannot root for the Yankees if they condone this.

The Dodgers made a smart and ethical decision in passing him up. It hurts me to do, but I have thrown out all my Yankee gear and decided to become a Red Sox or Mets fan (whichever one does better this year)

Attached: 1427299000528.jpg (750x548, 39K)

Doyers about to get BTFO

its no or never

Attached: 0.png (539x405, 165K)

Anyone else feeling a dylan moore walkoff ?

>PLUNKED MINCY

Attached: ugh.jpg (308x299, 13K)

>seattle grounds keeping

good on you user

just need a base hit jake. keep it simple

one mo to go

keep them in the game moore

pingaaaaaaaaaaaaa

PINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>102 MPH

Attached: flamethrower.gif (480x270, 1.95M)

Wasn’t even dripping and he 1-2-3ed them

so close and yet so far from a win

gg yanks

Attached: 970uioi.jpg (560x560, 263K)

gg lil memers

Attached: 1537826367029.png (554x400, 67K)

gg yanks

stay mad, rags.

Doyers lose too
gg, see you tomorrow night

>Yankees are 19-5 (.792) at Safeco Field/T-Mobile Park since 2012. That's the best record by any team at any ballpark in that span (min. 20 games).
hot damn