/tennis/ - US Open Day 1 Night Session

Will Shartapoova get fined or do they only do that to men?

Is there a stream for Wawrinka's match?

Oh boy I can't wait to watch the legendary Fegal match once again, let's poo boys

God I can't wait for this Slam to be over putting Djokogoat at 17 so I won't see you flag again until OA after which Djokogoat will be 18 etc etc etc you fucking slambabby, piss off

haha
"federer, the most popular male player"
you know he wanted to say "the best" but that would be completely untrue

"Federer, the second best tennis player of all time"

Yes but I won't give it to you WTA faggot

haha .

People hate to admit it but Djoko will get/has the claim to modern goat. No one can beat him at his best.

If Nadal took steroids, does that make Nagal the better player in your eyes?

>the most popular male player
youtube.com/watch?v=5PUDfc39T7Y

1 (one) set in 10(ten) years for Sharapova against Serena. Surely she should just retire now

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Nagal is better regardless

powerful. . . . . . . .

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POO VERSION OF NADAL

Nah. Prime Nadal was just as good while dominating clay

seriously how did they spin serena's threatening the umpire into her being in the right?

Based r2

SJW stupidity

she's a mother

nigger privilege

Hope the Indian dude plays well
Seems like a nice guy

Is the bollywood copy of Nadal

he has autistic butt picks too

t. Alison Riske

Keep your panties on, you slag

alec baldwin more like alec hairlose am i right lads

Is Serena going to chimp out this time or will she take the L with class and dignity?

haha, good one m8

Gonna watch ben finegolds stream. Cheers all.

this indian is swiss US chicken makala

dont forget never play f6

Truth hurts

Based GOAT

>Frauderror

LET'S POO BOYS

CAM ON NADAL

India superpower 2020

This kid is p gud

POO ON USO

fed looks old wimby loss is still with him

Early celebration for Djokovic, congrats

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Digits and fed gets nagaled

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Stan is just messing with him

We all know how it ends anyway.

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I mean the pajeet

remember when alec baldwin got arrested for punching someone over a parking space in NY

jt tier

we need tennis players on match game. get on it alec.

POO IS WINNING

I want him to win a Wimby too so bad

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OH NO NO NO NO

FEDBROS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

LMAO the crowd cheering for him like its fucking Nadal

Nice soi beard old man

if we have nadal vs nagal, will that be the first time two tennis players who are just 1 letter apart have faced each other?

Indian gambit stays unpredictable. Nagal defends pretty well.

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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serve - bot
forehand - nadal
backhand - bot
volley - nadal
nadal has evolved more over the past few of seasons, i like djokovic but i wish he'd learn how to shorten his points.
also fuck streetshitters

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Yeah, I don't think so pal.

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You don't even know what this means kid, you better shut your fuck up

fed throwing this match

*set

Lots of fixed matches in this US Open already

HAHA

Fuck rip 20 bucks thanks fed

APOOLOGIZE

NOW

Reminder that Fed literally admitted to having flashbacks about the Wimbledon final.

>PTSDerer

INDIAAAAAAAAA

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LMAO

fed wins more money when he looses this match than from winning the AO, ouch.

Surely he's just underdogging for nostalgia's sake

Allison pls

>frauderror

Choking the Wimbledon final likely destroyed his career and soul

he might never recover from that Wimbledon lost

>federror

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I believe
Stannu the Mannu taking another off Nadal and he starts crying like a bitch nigga cuz the injury act will be old

I THOUGHT FED WAS THE GOAT WHAT HAPPENED, FEDBROS?

Fed playing baseball.

You're not watching Stan and that makes you my enemy, sorry

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Told yall in the last thread. Federer is mentally busted he needs to retire. Couldnt beat a camping djokovic and now struggling against a low ranked pajeet.

SINNER IS A WINNER

The way he lost Wimby was very ugly

designated hitting

Oh nononononono

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just fucking great another joker us open win

This is a sad day for white people.

FUCK white people!

But a great day for Aryans

no matter what uniqlo always makes him look like he's wearing pajamas

Maybe medvedev or nadal can pull it out

This Sinner bloke reminds me of Soderling

Medvedev is looking pretty good desu

Whypipo are literally albino indians

INDIA NOMBR ONE MADERCHODES
GO SUMIT!

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bro what the FUCK is up with federer right now? this is fucking SHIT.

why is stan wawrinka such a fat loser?

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he looks like neymar before the skin bleach

They always look good until they face thge top 3 every time. Federer is the chosen one, Nadal cant beat Djoko.

is that not michael fassbender

Did you watch wimby faggot he fucking crumbled

He could be cruising now if he won wimbledon like he won the AO a couple of years ago.

he made it to the end though

This is next level shitposting. Love it

Federer isn't the most dangerous player on his side of the table though

>implying Federer's result has any effect on the probability of Djokovic winning the title

>Nadal beating Djokovic outside clay in current year

he literally didn't tho

NOW YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE BEAST POO

>Counting on the Next Generation™ to deliver in slams

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Easy win for stannu the mannu haters b t f o

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Look at this nog. Aren't ballboys supposed to be like 13?

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At the end of the day, frauderer still dropped a grand slam set to a poo in loo

he's clearly 15

has anyone noticed that every single brown person loves federer? I've never met an indian nadal fan

i wonder why

Not in the US because it's (((discriminatory))).

How dare you. He's a 9 year old refugee from south sudan

How did Federer get pooed on in the 1st set?

because he fucking sucks?

Imagine him mingling with the white ballgirls.

GOAT is on fire

>Imagine him mingling with the white ballgirls.

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Delayed Gratification bro

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redpill me on indian women

bonus points if you can distinguish north indian from south indian

I guess (((why))) he did that.
In today's reality you can bet on the set winner in ms time. I wonder why.

If it's not on clay then I don't watch. Not. Real. Fucking. Tennis.

i just know americanized indian women (primarily gujarati around my hood) are high maintenance as fuck

ur gay just like clay

How did you know

Imagine if he was named NIGAL lol like NIGA the commentator would be forced against their will to say NIGA everytime and the high council of black people couldn't do a thing hahaha

That would be so based

This season in slams:
Tsitsipas beat Federer at AO
Thiem beat Djokovic at RG

grass is a very specific surface with very few tournaments, players don't perform on it before at least a few grass seasons so it makes sense young players don't perform at Wimbledon

Also this season in M1000s:
Thiem beat Federer twice
Tsitsipas beat Nadal
Medvedev beat Djokovic twice

Medvedev is much more of a threat to Djokovic than Federer is

is winning in four sets after dropping the first set the gentleman's sweep?

New WTA surface: Cum
thoughts?

it should be a thing

a lot of poo and not enough loo

Bouchard #1 forever
Williams retires because it would be gay for (((her)))

Where does Pajeet practice his forehand?
The designated hitting streets

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you're too late carlos

I want to believe in him, but he's past his prime.

Your joke is better than Well done

Say sorry

>Seven (7) set points

>Tsitsipas beat Federer at AO
It was an episode of Breakpointerer.

>Thiem
>Next gen
>26 next week
No.

>M1000s
I said slams.

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Any Nole fans in the genny tonight?

Doi is cute!

They switched from Roger to Keys wtf

Do you think all of the Japanese players are jealous of Osaka?

>criminoles
'no'

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Probably too racist to be actually jelly, more like mad.

6 more days until boise turns them into a girl's college again

Thiem is a weird age where he's not Gen Useless or Next Gen. We're also approaching a Next Next Gen or Real Next Gen very soon.

Real zoomer hours

DEUCE

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People just refer to Next Gen as anyone not in their 30s basically.

Its supposed to be under 21.

I fucking hope. Not being able to displace those 30-something players who are clearly past their best is fucking shameful. I keep hearing the Big3 are "still at their best" or "better than ever"; to which I always say no, the kids just suck too much to even play at their current level.

>Dimemetrov
>Injurykori
>Raobitch
Wake me up. The WTA is like the ATP but ten years in the future.

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>base generation is the one of Federer, Nadal, Djokovic, Murray, Wawrinka, Del Potro
>Thiem isn't from this generation as he is younger
>yet he isn't from the next generation
Flawless reasoning.

>arguing with marketing terms
Come on guys

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WHO’S IN THE HOUSE? THE NOLE MAN’S IN THE HOUSE.

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tenis threads are so comfy when the british(paki)s are asleep

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>tenis

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>Del Potro
>Same gen as Federer
>When they're almost a decade apart
Thiem's a good four or five years older than the Medvedev, Coric or Zverev. Because Federer kept himself relevant for more than five years doesn't mean Thiem suddenly belongs with those younger guys.

damn that fit dirty blonde towel grill on nagal's side is qt

And where's the screenshot user?

can we talk about how manlet fognini lost to an unranked caveman servebot?
watch the match k thanks

Meh legs too fat

leaf opinion discarded

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its her

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Legs too fat means hips and ass too small which is the absolute state of whytewemen

I'll try to notice her.

Could be another episode of Kerber shitposting.

Masha :(

But your pic includes Kyrgios, and Kyrgios is closer in age to Thiem than he is to either Zverev, Tsitsipas, Khachanov, Coric… It's not about how old players are, it is if their respective peaks are in the same period.
Thiem is obviously still improving, in a very similar manner to Zverev or Medvedev. He has been a prospect and is now an established top player just like his peers.

#BUILTFOREQUALITY

Why am I watching two games espn

C'mon, KyrWOG is just a discount McEnroe with none of the will to fight. Thiem is sucking hot air and hasn't won any M1000 on his pet surface, the only one on which he's relevant and he's still getting nowhere near Nadal in slow-mo. You can't count on him to deliver in slams, much like the rest of them.

I don't hate them, I'm simply disgusted by the state of the tour. You can't count on those guys to deliver.

START WATCHING WOMEN

Federer hasn't beaten Djokovic since 2015 while all of these youngsters have managed to do so throughout the last 12 months, I'd definitely put more trust in any of these guys to beat Djokovic than in Federer.

I don't look at two ugly women

Revolving door zoomers #1s who bash the ball as hard as they can, chokers, mental midgets and people screaming that the tour is exciting because you never know who will win.

I ain't saying Federer would do anything to Djokovic. Djokovic never fades against Fedal the way he does against other opponents, distributing free titles left and right to Medvedev, Zverev or Bautista-Agut. I'm saying I don't trust those guys to do jack shit in a slam. Saying those guys could beat Djokovic would essentially mean the Bot would need to have another Chung moment and play like utter trash.

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Has Novak Djokovic officially broken Federer? Federer seems lost out there.

You days are counted mysoginist pig

2019: Side by side ATP/WTA games once every set
2029: Every ATP game must constantly have a WTA Game simultaneously

50k to lose the first round? losers in the first round should get nothing

They do the rest of the year.

>goat
>dropping a set to a literal poo

I don't trust these guys that much desu, it's just that I don't see Federer having a single shot at beating Djokovic.

The only tennis players that have given Djokovic a challenge this year are Thiem, Medvedev and Federer. The rest have looked like amateurs against Djoker.

They have to win the qualifier to get there tho

retard he broke him 3 times at wimby

>including Federrer with Next gen zoomers
Subtle

Based salty user

These anouncers on the Federer game are hot garbage.

For you francebro

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Zverev beat him 10 months ago (ATP Finals)
Khachanov beat him 11 months ago (M1000)
Tsitsipas beat him 12 months ago (M1000)

(Bautista Agut also beat him twice since the season started)

FEDBROS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

You know what's the funny thing? Djokovic's return numbers are down, and his serve numbers aren't compensating for it. He's "just" peaking at the slams, like Federer in 2009.

We just need another Drunkovic moment. Can happen against nearly everyone but Fedal. Or maybe Wawrinka GOATing.

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Could be something.

would be a shame if joker had an accident

He could reach "enlightement".

>inb4 Pepe Imaz wasn't a Fedal conspiracy

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Because Djokovic realizes meme events like the ATP 100 are for shitter zoomers. Djokovic is going after slam count because that's the only events that matter. He's also too old to give a shit about meme tourneys.

It doesn't matter. Djokovic is already the GOAT. adding more slams is just icing on the cake.

And yet bet my ass he'll play the Olympics for zero points and no prize money. Now that's a meme event. Wouldn't mind of he won it 2bh.

Zverev will win because it's not a slam

Is Zverev this generation's Andy Murray?

I want that pajeet to drop the towel on the ground and the nignog ballboy (also ballnog) starts chimping out and beats the pajeet up

LOL THAT STADIUM FOR KEYS AND DOI IS EMPTYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Andy Murray is a player who had the toolbox to be anything: good from the baseline and from the net, excellent anticipation, good eye for the ball, a great slice. He chose to be a lesser version of Djokovic. That made him very consistent; consistently behind the other three that is.

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Your personal favorite top ten list.

1. Djokovic
2. Nadal
3. Murray
4. Wawrinka
5. Hewitt
6. Agassi
7. Del Potro
8. Tsonga
9. Delpogolov
10. Berdych

just got here lads
how bad is fed playing?

hahaha NIGAL

he reversed the pooing after the first set its all bet over pajeet

Meanwhile Zverev? His serve placement is garbage despite being able to hit it hard, his forehand is unreliable, he can't hit a slice without falling over himself, Misha sucked off all the volleying skills from the genepool, and he's a mental midget. He does have a sweet backhand though. He doesn't do anything well enough to be the new Murray.

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1. Nadal
2. Cilic
3. Kyrgios
4. Isner
5. Raonic
6. Roddick
7. Agassi
8. Nalbandian
9. Blake
10. Safin

really hoped he could salvage something in this sport that we're so *shit* at

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Nagal hasn't played that badly but Federer really shit the bed in the first set. He had so many unforced errors and double faults

Factoring personality (whether I'd friend them) before effort/skill
1. Millman
2. Federer
3. Del Potro
4. Djokovic
5. Rafa
6. Goffin
7. Bencic
8. Gavrilova
9. Barry
10. Wawrinka

I remember is Murray being the runner up in a ton of finals. He must have the most runner up trophies in tennis history.

>Barty
Berrettini

i get it, it's funny because she's black

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Among the men, Lendl and Frauderror have 11 and 10 respectively. Murray has 8

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Le racially conscious pajeet

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Be fair now. Murray was shit before he turned 23. Zverev is still young.

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well, fuck me

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Oh it's that bird that held two balls in her hand and threw the other one if she made first serve, cute.

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He was shit but the content of his toolbox was obvious. So was Fed before 2003: very shit, but the talent was obvious. I don't see Zverev developing a forehand and a serviceable net game. His mental? Yeah sure, same for his physical. Players who make great improvement technically or even successful technical changes are far and few between. Nadal would be the benchmark for that: he retooled his forehand and his serve completely, and improved upon that. For most players, there's a few tweaks here and there, especially as they age: like Federer hitting his BH more and relying on his serve more because his FH and his footwork/footspeed aren't as good. But that's quite about it.

here is the white version of the kid dabbing on his haters

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Roger vs Zoomer next round

She was a pregnancy doper
She would get pregnant at key times in order to drop her estrogen levels, then she would get abortions

Which zoomer

W-what

Dzhumur

I think the mental aspect plays a larger role with guys like Thiem, who in my opinion have all the weapons to beat Fedalovic. There are things to improve on but on a skill level they can compete. It’s that ruthlessness that Federer has, or the heart of Djokovic and Nadal, that these players lack. I can see Thiem ending up like Fognini, an incredible talent but it just doesn’t add up.

>I can see Thiem ending up like Fognini, an incredible talent but it just doesn’t add up.
Just say Gasquet, everytime I see that dude I get depressed

But seriously, there was absolutely nothing sweeter this year than when Djokovic quieted all those inbred hick brits. What a bunch of savages they were to him. It's easily my favorite sports moment of the year and quite possibly my favorite sports moment of the decade. Only 7-1 and Dirk dicking LeBron can compete with it.

Thiem lacks the ability to apply consistent pressure on his opponents on nearly any surface that doesn't allow him to set up. He needs to wail on the ball to get it moving, lacks the penetration that the top guys have without the same amount of effort. The rest of his game is there but not quite at high enough of a quality.

That said, he does use a much lighter racquet than any of them, and it does count. I'm kinda leaning on but not completely sided with the school of thought that you still benefit from heavier racquets, especially on the return of serve (essentially during rallies).

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The have a beer with list
1. Pat fucking Rafter
2. Roddick
3. Dick Enberg
4. Agassi
5. Kyrgios
6. Del Po
7. Fed
8. Djoker
9. Santoro
10. Wawrinka

Bonus if you know who Santoro even is

Have sex

What in god's cock?
Yeah no there's no way his racket is 317g it's babolat marketing shit

t. Fedfag

northerners are higher maintenance, generally hotter but looser. A bit more on the crazy side.

Southerners are darker, quiet and are generally uglier. Tend to be more conservative with guys.

Besides how can it be 317g AND 9pts headlight that shit is has the stability of a moist pancake

Unstrung and without OG. It's actually consistent with his old specs; just a bit heavier. You add roughly 15g of string, 5g of OG. That adds roughly 30 pts of SW.

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OH, yeah ok makes sense. I think Kyrgios plays with similar low weight racket
Meanwhile Frauderer plays with 366, Bot with 360s , coincidence?

Also you're right, that's very close to his old specs which were a prestige mp apparently

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Nadal plays heavy, he just doesn't have as HL of a balance. His SW is easily in the 350 to 360 range. It's hard to tell what Federer currently is using: there were some fake specs released very often for his 90in2 frame, and basically he would've never played pro tennis with the stock frame because it had way too low power: 320-330SW in a small frying pan with no stability? Yikes tier. Who knows if it happened again with the 97in2 racquet, but he does play heavier.

And yeah, Wog is supposed to be playing light, and Goffin is rumoured to play light too. It's insane what Goffin does with the ball if he's playing with an old stock Blade. Serving fast doesn't need too heavy of a racquet, but when you need some forgiveness and consistency on the return of serve, you need a bit more weight. Even if you get the twistweight (lateral stability aka forgiveness) down to keep the frame manoeuvrable, you kinda need to compensate with higher swingweight.

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Good, my ADHD will sure be pleased by those changes

The stock 90 inch I play with it sometimes is 340g 30.5 , 357 strung 330 sw its not bad but i only play with my shitter friends
what do you play with?

Pacific X-Fast Pro that's so hilariously off specs that it should be criminal. Specs are something like 345g, 33cm balance (it's extended length so it's more HL than it sounds), 342SW. I also have a RF97 in the closet, and kinda bummed out I lost my FlexPoint Prestige MP.

However I plain suck at tennis. I like the sport a lot, but I just suck at it. I should be playing a light tweener like everyone else and have fun instead of doing nerdy calculus of what my racquets should play like.

>he thinks his string tension and racquet dimensions make a difference when he can't even beat high schoolers

It's all part of the fun. 2bh I would be playing with a light tweener if the chinks didn't fuck up my frames that much.

Lol tell me about it, the first racket i bought was a ps97 supposed to be 7HL, it's a 4HL but I copped an ncode for 20bucks that was 357g 31cm and i played with it so much against the wall that i got used to them and i guess those are my specs now

choo troll

Ive had the same 100 dollar racquet for 4 years with no problems and it gets used weekly every summer

You can have fun and play with a heavy racket ... ?????????? it's all in your head, you need to get to know your racket thats why i recommend spending 100 hours with it against a wall practicing whatever you feel like in meditation mode

literally a summerfag

snorelaaaaaaaaax

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I think besides Yonex, most company plain suck at it. You're better off paying extra to get the frames measured and fix it. I fell for the Pacific "Zero Tolerance" meme, but in reality it only applies to one of their racquet line. One of mine came literally 14g too heavy, and I matched the others to it. and I knew it and told myself "won't matter if I just match them".

In hindsight, I should've just paid the fee for the measurement but cancelled my order because it was so bad not even Babolat with their lose tolerances would've accepted it.

I'm just a huge mental midget during matches. I'm the guy who only plays well in practice or in doubles.

Dude actually got a wildcard in singles?

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Winning in tennis is overrated desu, most important is scoring some sick winners and dropshots and slices desu

Jesus m8 do you want to have a beer or blow them?

I'm kinda stuck with wilson as they are pretty much the only brand to make 330ish 30.5cm rackets or else I'd have to get some 320ish yonex with 31.5 and add silicone or some shit. Also I always buy second hand and wilsons are the cheapest, yonexes are bought by tryhards, babolats too. Also a lot of frauderror fans buy his rackets and realize they cant play with it

>bonus if you know who santoro is
le goober cringe gatekeeper

Yonex VCore 330g (whatever model that is), Prince Phantom Pro 93. There are old Prestige Mid if you don't mind the small headsize, just put on a leather grip and/or an OG. But balance means nothing without SW and weight in order to calculate MGR/I. It's essentially the compromise between those three factors. Racquets with dissimilar specs but similar MGR/I will swing about the same to you, or at least it did for me. However for light racquets (like below 11.5oz/325g strung), MGR/I is pretty much irrelevant because those racquets are light enough for you to compensate the difference with your arm.

Anyway, about the zoomers: a heavy racquet won't make you win against the Big 3 or most 30ish players who still play heavy, but certainly will make your life easier when they start pounding on you. That, or you need to serve like the Wog but not return like him. Not a one size fits all approach. Medvedev does play heavy as well, but then Coric is rumoured to and he sucks.

Anyway, gotta sleep somewhat. See ya guys.

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I only care about weight and balance
give me 357/31 or give me death
Besides I have 4 rackets that I have all set to that so I'm set for life
1 wilson ncode 16x18 95sqin
1 six one 18x20 95sqin
1 federror racket 16x19
1 ps97 16x19

the federror is a 90sqin

It's caramelldansen, Tex.

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>wake up
>check results
>first thing I see is this
NO!

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Missed the QUEEN's training session ;) Oh well

/^Russian Federation$/;boards:sp;stub:no

What do you apply this to

she won

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R2 provides hi qualty OC though

what a KWEEEN

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Vamos /mugu/

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Congratulations to Novak Djokovic for winning his 17th Grand Slam and 4th US Open!

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does Too Soon sounds like korean name?

Last time Masha won a match against Serena, 15 November of 2004.

At this time:
>Nadal had zero GS titles
>Djokovic had zero played matches at Grand Slams
>Half of the ATP top-10 were in a first year of middle school
>Swiatek, Vondrousova, Anisimova, Kenin, Felix were in kindergardens
>YouTube did not exist
>iPhone did not exist
>PlayStation 2 was a hottest piece teenage boy can have
>GTA San Andreas released month ago
>Rooney just transferred to MU as a young Everton star, a bigger star than TSUUUU were then
>Caro were 11 years old and cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute in a school in Lyon

Where were you at 2004 autumn, user?

Bush won re-election

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What's the racket Federer is using?
I thought he had the new RF97 (youtube.com/watch?v=UOTtY9EVlAo), put it seems that it still use the old one which is heavy.

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>caramelldansen
BARP

In year 4 of primary school

Boris is that you? Have you been to Nyagan (it's where Masha was born)? I wonder if they have a street named after her (like they do with Jose Mourinho in his home town)
Maybe a statue?

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Do you agree Masha isn't a real Russian?

Where can I watch cute teenage girls playing tennis? Asking for a friend

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Me in year 5 of primary school

>having to spell out code violations for viewers
the uso was a mistake

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answer me Yea Forums

Now kiss

im not watching some tennis on joker' cos theres an advert for plantonkino does anyone know of the script that needs blocking (i have noscript) or something to block this advert

literally haven't watched a single game of tennis since federer blew wimbeldon i'm still mad as hell.

Havent been, its a small dirty norf town as i know

As russian as zverev, but since she is representing russia and always did, she is seen as russian here and cheered,

Just stop loading the page before advert appears.

She looks like Petkovic or Caro ,but with no souls.

doesnt ublock origin block every ad?

>ublock origin
ive tried this, its worked but no stream to play(maybe its onlater) found another match

you're embarrassing me boris

How much does the kremlin pays you?

supposedly its a heavier custom rf97

not enough to buy wta tv + eurosport player + HDD archivings as you could've witness :/

>does
>pays
you are not an english speaker?

is there a stream besides espn3 fucking 3?

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Fuck off retard

Can Krunic beat the piggy, lads?

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So he still use the full black one which weights 340g or smth.
That's a lot for an old dude.

Its all relative though, 30 years ago some peple played with 380 rackets, 60 years ago they played with 450

I suppose that if you fit a little, especially the middle body, you are fine. But i'm scared for his back.

Idk but she can beat me if you see where im going with this

Sampras played with 380, he'll be fine

Also from a technique POV, once the effort generated by the glutes arrives to the racket, the back is relaxed again. you should be worried about the shoulder or the wrist
besides I find if you have a light racket you might be tempted to compensate its lack of plow through with other parts of your body which is dangerous

37 years old Paolo Lorenzi won against 2002 born 16 years old american Zachary in 5 sets
First time in his career he won a match from being 2 sets down, 4:20 length of match
Lorenzo got into main draw as a lucky loser after Anderson rejected

US Open is the only GS he have a positive w/l rate
in 2014 at USO he won his first GS match, at the age of 32

in ATP tour before the age of 30 he had 5 wins, 3 Slams(all R1 exits), 1 win over top-50 player, highest rank of #83 and 650k of prize money
after the age of 30 - 103 wins, 4 ATP finals, 1 title, 29 GS entries, 25 wins over top-50, , rank of #33 and 4.2mln prize

he debuted at ATP only in january 2006, aged 24

>glutes
Good to know, i thought most of the strenght came from your abs.
I remember watching fit vids for tennis, and most of the part it was about the core, the shoulders, the back (for smash/service).

Today is the day Diane Parry begins her very first slam-winning run

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any of you tenniggers gots a mugu stream?

HA HA

TIME FOR MUGU

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>shitshitass

Who are good female tennis players now?

Why is Penko playing against a borrower?

I’m glad you asked

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How are her feet?

Noooooooooooo, the abs/shoulder/arm/wrist are like an conductor of the power. Ever wondered why all tennis players had big asses? Because they all took PEDs and then just simply trained and played tennis. Like baseball another striking sport, all burger baseball players have ridiculously big asses and also probably dope more.
The abs are such a weak muscle, there's no way thats an efficient muscle to use to hit an incoming tennis ball which is heavy if you consider it's coming at 100kmh for 5 hours straight. The glutes however are super endurant and efficient.

The problem with tennis is that it's marketted as a "raquet sport" while that's a travesty, the racket is not relevant, what you do with the raquet is however and you strike with it. So Tennis is a striking sport like boxing.

What an absolute fucking joke of a post

Ahem...

PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO

Vikhtlyantseva looks like a female Rafa.

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>Kudermetova
Useless fucking bed shitter cunt

MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU

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it begins

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K I K I
I
K
I

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Based. Happy for the old man.

What's the best streaming service to watch grand slams guys? I don´t mind paying, I'm just sick of fucking sitthy streams, and on tv they only show irrelevant latin americans players.

Streams work fine for me. Check your internet connection.

I hope Kudermetova gets arse cancer and dies

Damn his sensations are really getting malnourished right now

Dumb retard

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Holy fucking shit on ESPN instead of showing actual tennis they’re talking about Gauff and circlejerking about her, this is fucking ridiculous, who would unironically prefer this

>bets on russian shitters

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Holy shit guys check this out his racket doesn't even have a buttcap, I thought even pro stocks had them

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>tfw I have Tsitsipas as a finalist in my bracket

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There's meme potential in this, replace it by shitshitpas hitting himself in the forehead

She was playing a literal who 'American' shitter. Oh well, at least I don't bet on German shitters.

>okaka

that looks like shit to me, leafbro.

that's because you have shit in your eyes, shitskin

sad tbqh that no ones talking about penko

Kasatkina > Ostapenko

This was pissing me off as well. At least they're showing Sissypuss now.

same for shitshitpas, penko looks like a piggu, is fat and not goodlooking

PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO

Fucking kek

Based

based

This.

Penko is a fat uggo.

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>MooGoo

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Why do I never hear about these top players' "injuries" until they are about to lose a grand slam match? Is it PR spin?

kys

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>naomi oshitka

"no"

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no

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Based Penko

See you in the next round Das.... Oh, never mind you fat shitter.

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thats based

Riske will double bagel Penko in the second round

>penko fanboy calling any other players "fat"

yeah ok you have shit taste whatever

Guys I could have sworn Memelev had a wilson but this racquet he has now has no buttcap, nowilson stencil paint on the string, the color of the raquet is weird too wtf

Nadull loses in straight sets
Digits confirm

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>Tsi

naomi ganbatte

The racquet

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is Blinkova even a real name desu

>

he will come back and beat the russian. just won the second set.

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Rublev looks like the Secretary of Energy from Idiocracy desu

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>Fatasskina fangirl accusing someone of having shit taste
Also, a fucking leaf

Rublev has a ~2010 physics major haircut. He’d look so much better with a generic fade or something.

Seething plebeian

Delet comrad

Brexit couldn't come any sooner.

Too right.

Not fat. You're stupid

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Kudermetova lost :(

She's a fat shitter, lad

I want to make a meal out of her ass

>He rates WTA players based on skill
Get a load of this imbecile

What else would I rate them on. Have sex m8

>Not fat

Come on ESPN, put on the Mugu match

peak cumbrain

Is Mugu really gonna fuck this up?

>Goerges

You're literally gays sorry to tell you that m8ies

>>He rates WTA players based on skill
>Get a load of this imbecile

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If single digit, Jules will win

Anything good tonight or just more meme matches?

It's Mugu, what do you think?

nice try

Let's get this out of the way, WTA is bad and boring. You must one of those boomers I talk to that say "Oh I prefer WTA because I'm under the impression that I learn more watching them, the guys just play too fast!" And then I watch their strokes and they're arm muscling awkward stiff mummies.
And then I'm like in my head no wonder you unironically like WTA you shitter

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my last digit is how many points she'll score in the tie break

Kam on, Jules. 1-6, 6-1, 7-6 would be peak WTA

I prefer WTA because the players are cute and ATP is boring and predictable

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My god, Canadians are the worst posters by a fucking country mile

>POO GOO

STOP SHOOTING SCHOOLS

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SHITTYPASS LMAO

>The absolute state of Mugu

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>hd stream has faglord "commentators" talking in cringy boomertalk
>Grainy 640x480 is just the game
First world problems

Wtf /tennis/ you told me tsitsipas wasn't another nextgen headcase

>mugu

J U L E S
U
L
E
S

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Tsitsipas volley game is really lethal, it's a shame he doesn't construct his points well enough to finish at the net regularly

who said that?

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>you told me tsitsipas wasn't another nextgen headcase
I don't remember that, were we drunk at the time?

The WTA without Sharapova or Serena was fun to watch. There were favorites, but tournaments were still relatively up in the air.

woah

Need to breed

I used to do this when dying in video games, when i was 7

MUGU KEK

>pooguruza

holy shit mugu is garbage....AGAIN

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Sweet butterface

>Dude commentator: what changes happened in Riske's life that could explain the success she's having?

>Girl commentator: she got married teheee

You give them equality and instead of flying with their own wings she says the only thing involving another male. What's wrong with wemene

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The incel favorite loses again. Are there any left at the us open?

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Simona!

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cute legs fuzz(hair)

Sabs

>Married a street shitter

simona is the PATRICIAN's favorite

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Why are tennis players always stressed out and mad? Other athletes often smile and have a good time while playing.

It's only ATP players that can't get passed the Big 3

What do you think she sees in him?

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buy a Eurosport Player already

its like a cup of coffee for westerners

> my bracket
> 19-08-25 / 19-08-27
RIP

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She's ugly and he's probably rich and connected

What face does she make when she sees your penis? 1, 2, or 3?

He's loving, caring, funny and she will bleach his genes.
t. not a pajeet

>Amritraj's career high singles ranking is World No. 973, which he reached in June 2007
>Prize money $39,589
She's the bread winner desu

Traditionalism.

It's lacking in western fuckbois.

For him, she even wore a wedding dress of Indian style, imagine how much did she succumb to him, like a true trad wife, like every women have in her genes - 'obey a husband'

iirc i read a study once, its said western women have a big disparity between desired amount of kids and actual. its like women on average, in XXI century, desire 2.5 kids on average, but due to life ways settle with less
one of the reasons - western men can not provide many kids anymore, so they settle with migrants

maybe can google

Oh nice so he can be a serious training partner for her.

Who are you rooting for now that your waifu is out?Who do you want to see win it all?

>this entire post
Have sex

How much is he older than her?

I am not rooting for anyone since she lost, why are you asking btw.

I'm saving myself for a wife.

She's 29, he's 35

Not even rooting for Jules? Petra?

loving Rublev's autistic pacing

And people wonder why the big 3 have dominated the game
Nextgen is so weakmind they practically beat themselves

>According to many Online resource, Stephen Amritraj's estimated net worth $1 Million - $10 Million (Approx.).

I sympathise them, but calmly

based /mugu/. Now we can both enjoy our vacations in switzerland

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God damnit look at her jawline

Need her to give me Chad sons

>brad gilbert seething about bathroom breaks

>look at her jawline

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>sabalenka vs. azarenka
>battle of the bulgarians

Another gem from ESPN

I've always wondered just how many secret gays there are in ATP, and who exactly they are. There's bound to be a few that are hiding it due to protecting sponsorships

Based reddit man

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if dating serena wasn't a giant red flag this certainly was

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Do you think Goffin is bisexual?

Wow I got hard reading that
Might let my dad know I'm gay

40-15erer will lose to Britain's Evans in round 3

Good taste, t.bh

Imagine being so insecure in your masculinity and heterosexuality that you can't admire the body of another man, and you think to do so makes you gay.

why Rublev says Vamos?

Can't that nigga dress himself?

Wtf I love r*ddit now???

99% sure he is, you can tell by his face. I'm also thinking Bautista Agut

>Okaka

Spain's brave Andre Rublos

autism, he probably cringed after he said it

his coach is spanish, i guess he got used to it

kek

ah ok

tittypass struggling

Imagine making a /tennis/ thread 15 posts early

Osaka definitely might lose this match. Blinkova is playing just as well as her. They will blame the knee

Rofl wonder if Osaka's gonna get fined for that

Didn't link it tbf but w/e haha

NEW

fuck off with split screen espn

25 even

Anyway
>Okaka

VAMOOOOOSSSS
what did he mean by this?

wtf is wrong with osaka some sort of super autism

Tsitsipas' net game has been stellar all match and h's already botched two volleys in the tiebreak

there is not enough shootings in america

>Sissypuss

he is weak under pressure

So this...is the power...of Nextgen...whoa

malnourished sensations

>19/23 on net points overall
>including 0/2 in the tie break

New

leave her alone. she doesn't want to be there.
just think about all that wow classic xp she is missing right now.

He’s a Nadal fan

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Now THIS is autism

well I root for him now then, I'm liking him so far, never seen him play before.
He will be my main man after Nadal retire maybe :)

fucking russian cosplayers

497th for EBAM

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>Madzia serving for the match

Rublev could be top-20 solid, top-10 if becomes really solid
he was most talanted was out of russian next gen, in 2017, before the hard injuries

Yeah he’s a little shaky but has all the tools, that serve keeps improving.

/pennis/ in charge of threads management

did he?

he smiled wide after the double mistake or two doubles in a row in 4th set, when he was serving for the match for the first time

>World #3
>Still winning masters
>Had match points against World #1
>Beat Nadal 6 out of last 7 times
>Could have potentially won RG if not for him
>Can extend/break existing records
>needs to retire
Why do you say this?

cringe

FUUUUUUUU GIBBS IS SO BEAUTIFUL.