/hoc/

where are the poutine farms

hidden in underground facilities supervised by local militias

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Хoкeй

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"fuck the french" - gary "sunbelt" bettman

Please explain to me why girls from Quebec are so much hotter than girls from surrounding places

poutine

you've brain damage

it's the accent

there's hot girls everywhere. well maybe not winnipeg

The hell you say. I saw Walmart cashiers that were literal 9/10s up there. Montreal was packed with hot pieces of ass everywhere too

it just seems that way because canada is less likely to have landwhales

I don’t know about that. Girls in that province in particular are hot

>I saw a teenage girl working the cash register at walmart and went back to my hotel and jerked off

Have sex.

Just remembered how btfo my team got in the ploffs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Drinking black cherry white claw

Don't piss yourself, you wouldn't want to ruin your tampon.

Imagine being this salty

Vive le quebec libre you fucking disgrace leaf. Go fuck your sister.

>tfw overperformed

>mvq je parle français mieux que les québécois

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Based frog

so based

Ok let me tell you something. I live in an area full of Persians and Chinese. I see 10/10 Persian and Chinese women on a daily basis.

I work in Russia Town. I see 12/10 Russian and East European women on a daily basis.

Canada is very diverse there are thots everywhere. Just because you fell in love with some french cunt at the walmart you went to in quebec (btw what is the french name for walmart?) doesn't mean that province has the best women.

French people are the minority here, I literally can't remember the last time I heard someone speaking french that wasn't a politician.

shut the fuck up nobody cares lol

Lmao most persians and especially Chinese aren't 10/10

Come in Paris and see what happen tabernacle.

lol ok

i thought quebec wanted to be free?

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based

They can't afford it in the modern world. Best they can do is fight for their cultural heritage. Which politicians let them get away with because they are the 2nd largest province in the country. They banned the hijabi for government work and no one blinked.

the federal govt stole the election with dirty tricks

Never seen a 10/10 Persian or Chinese woman in my entire life. Quebec is packed with hot white women...end of discussion

I will come and open all the cupboards in your house

Keep dreaming.

>redd/int/ thread
real low iq hours will wait for pacific friends to log into the 4channel

k bye

my mom visited france for a week. she said it was like africa in the subway

french canadians are elite at banter and english isn't even their first language. top lads

care to provide an example?

I have no reason to lie about it ya dumb fuck

Am I the only one who finds the québécois dialect/accent ugly. Honestly even west africans sound more pleasant than them

QC > Montreal

just keepin' it real

this. there's hot chicks everywhere

>I haven't seen X, therefore X doesn't exist

AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YEAH

Montreal and its suburbs decided everything. dumb frogs couldn't even win the east end or Laval substantially

there's this one poutine playboy on here that keeps talking shit at me and making me laugh my ass off

I agree Québec ville is the only Canadian city that feels not American at all. Montreal meanwhile is a just a smaller and slightly cleaner nyc with more frogs

based chambers

no, that's the typical and cliche opinion about quebec french

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Canadians are by far the most disturbing human being behind aussies.

to me everything sounds funnier when it's spoken with a french canadian accent

I live in new jersey, it's more diverse than leafland dumb ass

thanks bud

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Cope, brainlet

Nah it's actually fucking ugly while west african french is funny

thanks for the compliment Jean-Yves

Quebec CIty is the only city here that still has it's european influence.

Granted the French abandoned it centuries ago. Because they were forced to. By the British.

The France French don't care or respect about the Quebec French. The sooner you realize this the sooner you will understand why the Quebecois have such a stick up their ass.

yeah

>niggers and italians

We have those too, thanks.

sounds based

Well at they don't care about them. The brits are obssesed with us and whine about how we changed their langauge and vocabulary

>tfw idiotic regular season shitposting coined the phrase that’ll be used to humiliate your fanbase for years to come

I find all the cities in the maritimes have a strong european influence too

This isn't the 70s. Nj is full south asians and chinese now. Nj is the most dense state in america. You basically can find all ethnicities.

France chopped the head off their king, Britain still bows respectfully to them even though they're kid-fuckers. (prince andrew)

I can agree with that but they don't have stone buildings like Quebec does. Just funny colored apartment blocks.

Aren't they moving there in droves?

thats arguably more european lmao

Not really there are alot of places in alaska and even in maine that look like the maritimes

>south asians
>chinese
No wonder it smells like rotting garbage.

Tbh the pajeets are rich here so they don't live in the smelly areas

Poutine is Reddit in food form

quebec runs /hoc/ AND /reddit/

why is there so many /hoc/s in the catalogue wtf!

i dont know about alaska but maine is pretty much an extension of the maritimes, both demographically and geographically

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>arguably
Coastal fishing villages. Norway tier.

>Aren't they moving there in droves?
1.) Who?
2.) No.

>Maine
You mean the US state that borders a similar Canadian state looks similar? You don't say.
>Alaska
Um no sweetie, you are thinking of Labrador which is entirely different than the maritimes and also entirely different from Alaska.

The US is absolutely full of european influence as well, don't listen to the frenchaboo retard.

shit happens lad

Maritimes is an extension of maine stupid leafs not the opposite

South Jersey isn’t half bad as long as you stay away from the urban shitholes. Nice folks and almost entirely white

More so than us. That's the point. You can see European influence all of the US, even if you just look at the architecture of their state capital buildings. Canada has none of that shit.

and this is the worst thread of them all

>South Jersey hillibies
No thanks. I live in the superior central new jersey

t. Pajeet

heres your pity reply

I didn't even realize there was 6 active threads in the catolog, i just jumped into this one because it was on the front page.

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look at the architecture of our provincial legislative buildings they have just as much european influence

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legislative_buildings_of_Canada

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sweetie that building is not in toronto

>marner isnt gonna sign with the laffs

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Oh shit boys Federer in trouble against a pooinloo

It's literally in the exact middle of Toronto.

????????

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give me your buljus

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well ok

What are (You) going to give me in return?

who is he going to sign with?

>Laval
Unironically the place with the ugliest women I saw in Quebec outside of the University students. Not to mention the ugly local bitches that refused to communicate in English despite me trying my best with French

Maybe they just didn't want to talk to you faggot. Can't say I blame them.

>Trying to talk to pure frenchies with a bastardized american attempt

Yikes. Told you. Absolute cunts the Quebecois.

t. Never met this absurdly sexy user

whats /hoc/s favorite house type?

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Cuck Shed

ice

ass

youtube.com/watch?v=4natA-l2R1Q

show me this ass house

two storey high

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looks like shit

>empowered

Women are God’s only mistake

*farts*

smells like poo in here

Does now

A-frames always looked cool and minimalist to me

they all look the same

For me it's the Double-wide

blazed haha

Lol

YES

did u photoshop ur eyes?

just quality weed, friend

Watching Raw lads

...

worth watching?

Ive seen worse. Dolph and Roode teamed up. Main event is AJ v Braun for the US Title

*farts again*

yo who keeps farting in here? knock it off

Why haven't you ever won the burnsy cup /hoc/? Can any of you even skate?

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might chune in for the show

your mom lifted my balls like the cup last night m8

Hey I thought you left a while ago

aj taking this one lads

It’s going to end in a DQ when Gallows and Anderson come out

the tag team match with all the geeks was funny

Smackchad myself desu lads

Keep talking about mandrama and I'm going to say the N word

Eric Lindros

underrated or overrated

Properly rated

overconcussed

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#1 one example why you MUST keep your head up in the trolley tracks,

/hoc/ and mandrama go together like Gary and jewish tricks
He’s properly rated; elite huge forward with too many injuries but hall of famer

*body slams you*

feel like modern stars just have way more longevity than Lindros and Bure, who were my favorites

need a flaky genius who always complains about his coach and his groin

give me the (You)s or I’ll say the N word and get /hoc/ banned

Based Big Bibles AJ

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Nigger

styles with the epic refpuck

time for stone cold’s new show

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>log onto/hoc/
>see the incels from /pol/ are here

Next season can't come soon enough. Fuck off, losers.

>living in fear of right wing memes
>we’re talking about wrestling and Eric Lindros
Try Reddit ya needledick

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>wojakposting

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The game used to be so much more violent. I remember reading that Bobby Orr had to have somebody tie his skates for him at the end of his career because his knees were so destroyed that he couldn't bend over to tie them himself.

>Chinese cartoons of little girls

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cringe. have sex and lift some weights

>phoneposting
>defending wojakposting

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based billy

>I-I'm gonna leave /hoc/. That'll show show the incels.

still makes me cringe to see that headshot

Hate the browns but Baker seems a good lad tbqh

>edit: thanks for the gold! go golden knights!!

my guess is xhe is from commiefornia and not white

never lived up to his real hype, so in that sense he is overrated. when he was in juniors people were saying he was the next gretzky/mario.

hes like mike bossy, but too bad bossy had the worst fucking eyes

bonne nuit hoc/

See you tomorrow fren

Does anybody else seethe so hard that your ears start to ring and your feet go numb sometimes

Sometimes
What is the source of your seething user?

but bossy at least broke some long standing nhl records before gretzky absolutely destroyed them all.

...

Idaho should get it

why are the best parts of canada basically uninhabitable? i would love to live in bc but its chink and punjab central and far too expensive and the mountains of alberta is nice but there isnt any really work there and the closest thing would be that giant turd called calgary

true, but bossy could've been doing it longer. Then again that islanders team was insane with potvin, tonelli, nystrom, trottier, goring, and co. Then again, the oilers also were a superteam

Should fold or move every Commiefornia team until they just have divespic

just shack up with sam, lad. he told me he was looking for a roommate

but winnipeg is a shit hole i just like their team

what did kevin cheveldayoff mean by this?

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only vancouver is full of chinks and punjabs once you get out into the rural parts its full of hill billys and natives

Will isn’t a hillbilly or native he’s a top lad

That's a relief. I thought maybe I was having a heart attack. I don't have the greatest health.

It's complicated family stuff, I don't really want to get into details fren

We dont want you here anyways

Did you tell your parents that you’re sexually attracted to other young men instead girls?

yeah i know youd rather chang and pajeet and abdul lmao

Lol no but thanks for the chuckle

nah I dont really want them either. we already have too many people

>the mountains of alberta is nice but there isnt any really work there
look at teck in the elk river ralley

just go work in one of the ski resorts with all the other aussies/micks that come over here

Why not just stay in NZ if it's so fucking great?

hes tired of having to haka every day

BOILING

You dont know dick about Canada bud

Green jacket, gold jacket, who gives a shit?

last night i cooked up some pork cutlets, bone in, in the pan with some butter and garlic and some fresh thyme and sage. sauteed some white button mushrooms with butter and white wine to put over top of them. roasted some potatoes with some thyme and oregano, smoked paprika, olive oil. had some sweet baby peas with butter and salt and poured a nice mushroom gravy over the whole thing

Friends can listen to Endless Love in the dark

who said it was great
good point why dont you educate me you goober

shut the fuck up

rude. you can cook good food too user its just chemistry

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it’s been a while /hoc/ is this still knights territory?

Well the part of Canada you want to live in is geographically pretty similar so what's the point?

I do cook good food what I don’t do is read posts made by landlet nations lol jk but for real jets suck my man

>educate me
For free?

nz sucks and nzers are worse. its like saying the mountains of aghanistan are pretty similar to the rockies so why not just live in afghanistan

as trudeau would put it, “yes”

how do we fix this shit?

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why NOT just live in afghanistan?

Business idea: /hoc/ kickstarter to buy Adelaide Adrenaline

no ill post some rare beavers

i dont associate with racists or brown people

but just think of the jihad?

realistically how much is this team worth?

sign rantanen

Could probably get it for 10,000 dollarydoos

one NZ hoc poster

so more than you can afford

I’m a billionaire in beaver dollars

Dickhead from earlier here. Been to most of Canada. Quebec is unironically the nicest part and the women are the best from anywhere up there

I want half the beavers up front

For me it's the Newcastle Northstars

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I bet for you it’s actually big meaty cocks. Just a hunch I have.

I'm gonna root for this for no particular reason

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Henlo is this /croc/

...

Ok. The best part of Canada is Whitehorse. Don't tell anybody.

memes aside, white claw is the bees knees

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for me (an australian posting from america) it’s big meaty cocks

if you mean having one than yes, but I've only got one so drop the plural

I’m sure you could fit more than one if you really tried

imagine only having one cock

sure the word limit allows it but it's not grammatically correct

I (a completely different australian posting from america) have several big meaty cocks on demand at all times

not a fan of all this talk about big meaty cocks. I'll leave you lads to it

for me (an Australian in Canada) it's big meaty cocks too

*closes 4 /hoc/ tabs*

preseason soon desu

first for fuck the knights

>opens 12 porn tabs

what's a wicket and how do you lose by one?

it's something to do with badminton I thing

rph btw

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say what you will about pajeets but at least they like hockey. well the ones in canada anyway

t. Sanjay from Surrey

yeah pajeets are true canadians!

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no i'm xiao

posted from my huawei

at least india isnt some authoritarian shithole undermining our country
hockey

>New Zealand sucked 10 cocks last night

so i made this thread as a meme like 100 posts in from the one we were using but now you niggers permanently migrated to this one. this is a first

based french hating uniting /hoc/

i like the hoodie + jersey look desu. can't wait for winter

>at least india isnt some authoritarian shithole
Agreed. The caste system is much better.

wtf it's rph already

real leastern hours

damn chambers must really hate french broads

based

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reminder that there is literally nothing wrong with being gay and that hoc is a gay friendly general

no >we aren't

real coffee hours

I thought the NZ govt was monitoring it's citizens shit posting why is this guy here

idk i think it was only temporary. /cric/ was losing their shit too

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/hoc/ is a bisexual cuck general only

based vegas poster

i am the nz govt and we are monitoring hoc

/hoc/ is a
ayy lmao general
feet general
anime general
hillary knight general
dykepuck general
gay general
schizophrenia general
seething general

but NEVER will it be a mia khalifa general. fuck that ugly slut

>letting threads go all the way to 500
>not just arbitrarily stopping them at 100 posts so we can make new OPs at 5 (FIVE) times the rate

business idea: we start doing what i just said

hey guys (sharks fan here) big fan of big meaty cocks hockey melker karlsson netminder

explain the appeal of fat ugly filler lips

I was just following the crowd

only if it's 5 fuck the french OPs

who here /in queue/ for wow classic rn

>explain the appeal of dick sucking lips

yeah they are pretty based compared to the other racial minorities here and they will riff about hockey with you and they all seem to have a good sense of humour. My only problem with them is I don't like how a lot of them are adopting black culture (especially the youth)

Hillary Knight has such huge feet. Slav blood for sure.

you forgot knights general you fat ugly schizophrenic cunt

>they all seem to have a good sense of humour
they are pretty fucking funny. my only problem with them is their night time shopping habits.

yeah her feet are gross but ehh i also like pink toenails so it's a dichotomy

wouldn't they be really stiff? botox fucks up your face

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>dykepuck

based

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mommy

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position 11138 and thats an oceanic realm

FUCK marner and FUCK the laffs. all these restricted agents waiting for this faggot to sign his contract for MUH COMPARABLES

this was meant for

Soon the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

Bit rude

answer me chambers

what do you care?

>she married some goof with stupid tattoos instead of me

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Lads, think we could get both threads to 500?

First you must ask a question

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you're right. i should've put "fuck the french canadians" desu

marner will not play in the nhl next season and laffs will miss the ploffs. 100%

huomenta

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honestly? i can't be bothered. i'm having fun shitposting in this one, the other one can be recycled or whatever

>pulju will not play in the nhl next season and oils will miss the ploffs. 100%

qt desu

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>no digits
Meanwhile my digits confirm that Bulju WILL awaken

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>>pulju WILL play in the nhl next season and oils will miss the ploffs. 100%

...

weak question. shant be shantiing,

what year of the oilers and sabres rebuild is this. 14?

shut up chambers you weirdo

O-ok

lol

business idea: Punjabi Hockey League (PHL) in India

Patrik Laine - ???
Zach Werenski - ???
Kyle Connor - ???
Matthew Tkachuk - ???
Mitch Marner - 11 x 3
Ivan Provorov - ???
Mikko Rantanen - ???
Kevin Fiala - ???
Charlie McAvoy - ???
Travis Konecny - ???
Brock Boeser - 7 x 4
Brayden Point - ???

There's usually a couple big name RFA holdouts this time in the post season but I've never seen 12 of them. unreal

think of the ice

i think timo's bridge deal fucked this whole thing desu. if he was signed to term the market would be set.

i don't think so, he's just an outlier. everyone is waiting on either laine or marner to set the market, or they're negotiating to the death for 3-5 year contract because of the upcoming TV deal that will push the cap up quite a bit

Test

some day we will have the technology

/hoc/ is a gary board

but laine only had 50 pts last year. if timo had a full contract wouldn't that set the market for 60 pt players?

no because he only had 1 good season and the year before that he only had 30 some points. there's also the fact that the shorks have no capspace so he was more or less forced to take that contract, so no timo isn't influencing much

>just saw some faggot posting that one gif in another thread
think i'm gonna feel sick, lads. it's got me all fucked up

which one and which thread?

it was already deleted because of it. i don't even wanna type it so lets just say it involves a grown man shitting on something tied down

glad i don't venture outside of /hoc/

I don't think there's much to compare Laine to, but he's absolutely going to ask for more than 6 million to live in Winnipeg. If he had another year, it'd be a little clearer at least because you just know the agent's going to argue that.

yeah my example doesn't make sense anyway. no is asking for term

i don't think playing in winnipeg is THAT bad. you're traveling for half the year and come the offseason everyone goes home anyway

grim. good luck bud, I should finally be in the game in an hour or so. been waiting about 2 so far.

winnipeg is like any other city in the sense that if you have money it's nice

i don't believe you. their downtown is like a parking lot and that's it

I'm glad my good boy William Karlsson didn't drag out his negotiations after that one outlier year.

had literally 0 leverage anyway

why the fuck does laine set the market?

my nuckies :)

goals. most since 2015 or something

hyvaa yota

Comedy gold right there to be quite honest with you family

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that's what you like?

it's happening lmao

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oulunkarpat.fi/uutiset/2019/08/27/jesse-puljujarvi-vuoden-mittaiseen-sopimukseen-karppien-kanssa

kek

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translate

help me

Jesse Puljujärvi has signed a one-year contract with the Flies

The flies have signed a one-year contract with striker Jesse Puljujärvi . The agreement includes an option for Puljujärvi to qualify for the NHL until December 1.

For the last three seasons, Jesse has been the NHL club's Edmonton Oilers men, making 37 power points (17 + 20) in 139 NHL games. The 21-year-old striker last played in Kärp during the 2015-2016 season. In 2016, he played a significant role in winning both the Under-18 and Under-20 World Championships and played in the 2017 Men's World Cup.

"Kroppa feels good and healthy. It's nice to come back to Oulu and Kärpp and get to help the team," Puljujärvi describes his feelings after the agreement is confirmed.

Puljujärvi has been practicing with the Flyers since the start of ice training, and the current team has impressed the attacker.

"Looks really good. There has been a lot of competition in the training and a lot of good guys. It's nice to join the team."

Harri Aho, the Sports Director of the Rivers, is rightly pleased with the high-end confirmation.

"The great thing is, Jesse has decided to make a season-long deal with us. Jesse is a fly breeder whose physics, skills and talent will surely be enough for the NHL. We want to be there to help and support Jesse towards that goal."

>it's real
ohnnonononono

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pulju is a bust or
soilers can't develop talent

who was in the wrong here?

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>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'golden generation""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

she's a cute girl

this is unironically the best for his development at this point

bust

wait but is it a KHL type deal where he can't just leave whenever he wants?

fucking read

>And so,an epic saga comes to a close

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i can't i'm finnish and dumb

October is coming.

this is only the end of the first act. the best has yet to come.

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my nux ;)

>he comes back an even bigger bust because he's no longer used to NA ice
lol!!!

based optimist poster

will oilers ever recover?

Here's the 2016 draft thread

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/68877144/#68877601

In case you missed it, Seattle is now one day closer to the NHL, the RPH, and the SCF.

See you faggots soon (pretty excited desu).

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based

KEK

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>K*****s wanting that fucking bust Pulju so badly
Gross

just don't get your hopes up, you won't be having a vegas like year

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He'll be back.

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don't believe rph has room for any more posters thanks

>every reply is "every team"

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>Puljujärvi is a big winger who combines size, skating and skill. A strong skater who can blast past the opposition in full speed. Able to use his size, reach and stickhandling skills to retain the puck in speed. A smart player at both ends of the ice, both on and off the puck. Great work ethic and positive attitude. More of a playmaker than a scorer and could improve his shooting skills, although already equipped with an accurate release. Doesn't shy away from physical play, but could use his size more to his benefit. (EP 2016)

>lucic

kek the third reply was me. I remember that dumbfuck of a post

just had a grim thought of k*ppers posting without a trip

before you correct yourself, i know you meant to reply to that other guy

no i didn't

>bustolevi picked right after
>year of the finn ensued

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>all those memes about Pulju shitting on McDavid

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Arizona Coyotes.....

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Cant wait to kick Yuma out of rph desu

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I guess...unlike Vegas, after all the GM's collectively trip over themselves to offload prospects and draft picks we don't plan to blow the finals to the Washington Capitals.

oh man, that was a fun trip down memory lane

youtube.com/watch?v=xLRRdGEWbpg

i hope the retard makes it

The team won’t be called Kraken so you should start coming to terms with that now.

Have a big ass hole in the crotch of my shorts and my testicles are hanging out of it RIGHT NOW

well played jarmo

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seattle dickgirls

The RPH

>You guys also produce really good goalies

It's a good placeholder.

doesn't get more RPH than a melty scrote literally leaking out your containment diaper.

Nah man. Sounds like a youth soccer team.

kraken would be a pretty faggy name tbqh

seattle starbucks

RPH

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I'm looking forward to you guys joining the league. I cheer for your Mariners and Seahawks because they are closest teams to me geographically. It's going to be weird to cheer against Seattle when they play against >my hockey team

It’s pretty much confirmed to be Sockeyes

seattle boeings

I hope they pick Totems

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i'm hoping they go full meme and call em the renegades

Why?

>you guys also produce really good goalies

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that's racist

>tfw you stay up late doing nothing in particular fully knowing you're gonna feel like shit tomorrow

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AHHHHHHHHHH MY BACK AND KNEES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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hate going to sleep, love sleeping. simple as

I love bulju

bustolevi WILL enter camp and come out a 2nd pairing dman

surely you'e bought season ticket to the fruit flies

implying I would ever support the fruiit flies

god i just knew holding on to these 3-4 year old memes was gonna pay off

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I think it sounds cool and it has history with the city

seattle ogopogos

*in the ECHL

hoep they call them the seattle metropolitans so we can all move on to call them the metros, then the metrosexuals, and then just the faggots tbqh with you lads

seattle seas

seattle sasquatch

can you even make a career playing in the ECHL? it's almost like a beer league

Seattle Sams (KeyArena gets renamed to The Spike)

how can we fund this proposal

huomenta but the opposite

Seattle sea athletes

seattle sam(singular)

Seattle water polos

what's the opposite of huomenta

good night

umm excuse me sweaty you're not a finn

I don't think anybody goes into the ECHL thinking they are going to make a long term career for themselves in the league. But there are probably a few guys that spent their entire pro career with the ECHL anyways and just never moved up

atnemouh

Seattle Supersonics

>There are several lower-tier minor leagues in North America where players mainly play for the love of the game. The East Coast Hockey League and Southern Professional Hockey League are filled with scores of players who make very modest salaries compared with the elite pro hockey leagues. Many players move interchangeably among teams in these leagues from year to year looking for jobs and a way to keep playing a sport they love. The leagues all utilize a salary-cap budget, which restricts how much they can pay any one player while still leaving some money for the rest of the team. As of publication, the ECHL has a $13,260 weekly salary cap for 20 players and minimum player salary of $500 per week. The SPHL pays its players between $4,200 and $14,000 a year.

sounds like something you go to after your day job. i'd gladly do it desu, i wonder what the quality of players is like

seattle seaweeds

i'm sure there are loads of functional alcoholics in that league who make it work

seattle supersonics 2

Seattle stop its

i'd play in the ECHL for a hot dog and a discount on popcorn

Hyvää yötä, or simply öitä

Seattle Silver Knights

you should watch an ECHL game if you never have. Newfoundland got a team recently called the Growlers that won the Kelly Cup in their inaugural season.

It's obviously lower talent than the NHL but the game is still competitive and fun to watch. There's also a lot more fighting in the minor leagues which I like

hyvää yötä or öitä

very related

youtube.com/watch?v=q5TU0QhczPY

simply öitä

Seattle Mighty Benis

this NEEDS to be the next OP along with the news of poopoo singing in yurop

perhaps, but it's hard to watch hockey if it's a team i'm not invested on. unless it's the playoffs or 'lympics

Seattle Dudes

listening to 90s techno and eurodance

Seattle Pacifics

seattle please stop spamming this it got old 2 months ago

your NHL team has an ECHL affiliate team with prospects on it. The same way your team has an AHL affiliate. So you have an excuse to get invested in a team because of it's connection to your NHL team

The ECHL acts as the tier 3 pro hockey league in North American behind the AHL and NHL

Seattle Canuckz

remember when we traded kippers and a 1st round pick for honky? good times

seattle no!

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i don't get it

it's nice to see we're not the only general with rampant autitists

are you the islels fan that has a vendetta against /mlb/

this is some funny shit

no i was just clicking around and found this. however this did make me realize the islels faggot is a mlb faggot as well

>hundreds of results for one image
the only thing i reckon /hoc/ has that is like that is probably
1. kippers ass (which doesn't really count because it always gets deleted)
2. bulju
3. anything canes fan repost over and over again

oh shit 14 seconds in that's me he was talking to. the gamethread he linked was a seattle mariners one and it had 50 posts with only 1 IP. literally mental

kek is this video making fun of the islels faggot?

i posted "based" in it when you linked it here

i'm not sure. this is this first i'm hearing about his hatred for /mlb/

yeah it's the islels weeb that seethes at /mlb/, says it's a shithole. i believe him

probably safe to assume he never played catch with his dad

make a /hoc/ version please

it would just be sam randy bracket and ted

sounds about right, don't you think

lets not

he went in /mlb/ for the last few weeks talking about how /mlb/ was full of freaks then got trolled off of the place. It genuinely sounded like he was scared of the placd so someone meme texted pretending to be terrified and now there's a video of the /mlb/ boogeyman.

>I don't think anybody goes into the ECHL thinking they are going to make a long term career for themselves in the league.
It depends on where they're at. Look at someone like Tim Thomas. He played in Europe, then the ECHL, then AHL, next thing you know he's in the NHL. He worked his way up. It's just a big warning sign if you're drafted for the NHL, play in the AHL (which is totally fine since the vast majority of players need conditioning for the NHL), THEN get demoted to the ECHL. That right there is a big red flag. I still don't know why the fuck Dubas let McBackup walk in favor of Garrett Sharts, after Sharts got demoted not once, but fucking TWICE!

>and created an "inspector"
what did he mean by this?

here's the /hoc/ video idea

>starts off with a ton of rags posting
>suddenly with hundreds of teds cock
>cut to sam rambling about nothing talking to himself for several posts
>followed by chambers slags posting
>then nothing but fighting over anime
can't think of one for randy. guess all the hundreds of OP's he makes? dunno

that's bretty good
i nominate to collect images of teds cock

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/username/Inspector Godgers/

>/hoc/ mentioned immediately in video
why is Yea Forums so obsessed with us?

because the islels weeb made it

new? new!

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there is no video-worthy material on /hoc/ lately so all you would be doing would be rehashing stale memes
>onion rings wow haha
>bing bing wahoo
>which rink has best ice?

>which rink has best ice?
that's a dead meme desu

save the planet, recycle a thread

NEW

Thanks /hoc/bro, looking forward to killing a couple arena dogs with a beer or two and watching the refs fuck up the game together.

More like it's pretty much been kicked down the road another three months because nobody on their surveys is biting on Sockeyes.

For what it's worth, I wouldn't even mind Sockeyes if they took that goddamn extra "s" off the end. The plural of Sockeye is Sockeye.

OH PLEASE GOD YES