/heem/ we are all heem

[spoiler][/spoiler]not school, university[spoiler][/spoiler]not school, university[spoiler][/spoiler]not school, university[spoiler][/spoiler]not school, university[spoiler][/spoiler]not school, university

I bet Conor wasn't expecting that!

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Imagine saving basedboy images and spamming them on heem from your phone on the docks

Khabib is undefeated

bros i feel like even though you all call each other faggots and what not, deep down we all love each other

it takes a special kind of person to post on heem
we're all special

that's what makes us gravitate towards each other
that's what makes us feel this kinship with each other even though many of us are to embarrassed to say it out loud

we are all brothers
we are all family

we are heem
until the end of time

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I never read posts with this many indentions

op here
bro i swear to you it's not me
i hate that whatsapp cunt too
i'm serious
who the fuck actually wants to join that shit

Faggot

He beat Lawler after usada already started testing you cazzie

I seriously hope nobody itt is actually doing this

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What's the appeal of this? Isn't it the same as the first wow? Why not just play the original?

it's all love bro
good things will come to you
i am praying for you

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I think the appeal is that it's probably going to be all white and asian dudes for at least the first year

bro i must apologize to you and my fellow heem comrads
i won't let it happen again

How i be thrusting everybody itt moms

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Champ Shit Only

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Schaub is unironically the funniest of those 4 """comedians"""

fagbib

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Something interesting i heared watching one of our mma related podcasts
The muay thai guys in thailand, never spar, even when they spar they do it lightly since they dont need to spar
They literally fight every 2 weeks
And going hard means higher chance to get injured and they wont be able to feed their family
Life is hard there, also their camps are shit apparently

I'll be playing mount and blade

By shit i mean the conditions are poor

>Rose was winning until she lost!
>Andrade should've been ban for spiking Rose!
>Pat Barry groomed her! He doesn't deserve Rose!

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cool, bro

>false
>pants on fire
>partially true

Decent Thai fighters get shitloads of tune up fights, with bussed in Burmese immigrants. It's corrupt as fuck, once you have a name you aren't fighting top level guys all the time, you are fighting sacrifices.

This but unironically.

don't you ever talk about my mom

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Binge watching some thai fighting videos on youtube
I dont think id be able to eat more than 2 of those knees in the gutt
Looks painful

Is wow not always like that?

Based

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youtu.be/L9WBxrrN5HQ
Pretty sure nothing will ever be as funny and entertaining as this fight.
>almost heem
>yamasaki's school of just bleed officiating coupled with giant FU to fake aussie cubanroid instead of "home officiating"
>anik predicting punching out by gaslet
>magny trying muay thai manlet punisher knees
>as the tides turn magny get's almost heemed again
>retard goes for leglock, and has to be saved by just bleed & bell
>despite rest gaslet just falls instantly
That and first Gooby vs Nate were the funniest fights.

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Robot Tony

I would heem every single one of you faggots then I would steal your phone and sell it in my favela's crackden

Who's your favorite UFC roider and liar?

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i'd point fight you until your gassed and then spam stockton slaps for the remainder of our time together.

Sean O'Malley

Dollaway, 35, tested positive for anastrozole, growth hormone releasing peptide 2 (GHRP-2 or pralmorelin), a metabolite of GHRP-2, and GHRP-6 as the result of an out-of-competition urine sample he provided on December 19, 2018. Anastrozole is a Specified Substance in the class of Hormone and Metabolic Modulators, while GHRP-2 and GHRP-6 are Specified Substances in the class of Peptide Hormones, Growth Factors, Related Substances and Mimetics. All of these substances are prohibited at all times under the UFC Anti-Doping Policy, which has adopted the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) Prohibited List.

Dollaway also tested positive for clomiphene in an out-of-competition urine sample collected on February 9, 2019. Clomiphene is a Specified Substance in the category of Hormone and Metabolic Modulators and is prohibited at all times under the UFC Anti-Doping Policy.

Additionally, Dollaway received an over-the-limit intravenous (IV) infusion on December 13, 2018. IV infusions and/or injections of more than 100 mL per 12-hour period are prohibited, except for those legitimately received in the course of hospital treatments, surgical procedures, or clinical diagnostic investigations.

Paulo Costa definetely

I could also say Yoel Romero but those Cuban genetics could be natty according to Joe

Yoel Romero

Let me offer you this

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AARRRGGGHHHHHHHH

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Joe doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. Cuba has a very advanced medical science industry, that was initially developed due to isolation + soviet funding. An Olympian like Romero will be on shit the rest of the world hasn't discovered yet.

>TONY BROTHA SLOW DOWN WE HEV TO FIDE 5 ROUND TONY
>I KENAT FIDE LIKE DIS 25 MINUTE BROTHA
>TONY BROTHA LAY DOWN LITTLE BIT
>COACH COACH THROW IN TOWEL PLS AGGGGGHHHJJ

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based tonybros

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How exactly do you pronounce wmma?

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shite

1st round Santos vs Manuwa was the spiciest non manlet bang ever. Even better than 1st round Costa vs Romero.
Only ultimate casuals don't rate that fight.

100+ years from now everyone will be enhanced either medically or mechanically. our future generation will laugh at how weak we were as they lift ford f150 trucks like nothing

Jokes on them, they'll be battling around on Mad Max dune buggies trying to find crickets to eat.

Toilet Till is back!

twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/1166119567589904384

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Sober Mike Perry is going to murder Till. The great British hope is Leon Edwards.

Fight back, CB

Jéssica Andrade vs. Weili Zhang
Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos vs. Li Jingliang
Kai Kara-France vs. Mark De La Rosa
Zhenhong Lu vs. Movsar Evloev
Yanan Wu vs. Mizuki Inoue

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>Ezekiel Zelekiel dos Santos vs Ling Jingaling
>Kara Kara-France
>Movsar Ovlove

Where the fuck do they find these people?

the fuck am I reaading

>sober

France is fighting Soing

Zhang
dos Santos
France
Evloev
Wu

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>Till's gonna lose 3 in a row now
NO STOP IT, JUST STICK TO BULLYING WELTERWEIGHTS

Also half of these names aren't even fighting

>Andrade
>Santos
>France
>Evloev
>Inoue

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>health insurance companies are so scummy it's cheaper to go to mexico to get stem cell surgery
Nice going Dana

Are the rumors of Dominic Cruz being gay shitposting or true? I’ve seen it on the underground forums but never seen any proof

I'm 24 and never brought a girl home so just about all of my family secretly makes jokes that I'm gay. Cruz is probably in the same boat.

Sounds like some Key and Peele shit

Cruz goes drinking with Bisbing who mogs him relentlessly, so he can't get laid.

>owning this sorry excuse for a dog and not sucking dick

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about half of the UFC roster is homosexual

Ben wins the rematch

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UFC is going to dump him after this. This is the type of matchmaking that causes people to be permaflushed.

I know, he's gonna get gadooshed. Like everyone else here on heem, I only pretend to dislike him and I don't want him to lose again.

Gastelum-Till is the ultimate cutbabby Toilet Bowl

Not gay just mind games

all that potential is going to be crushed, Kelvin is the man

>till announces a move to middleweight
>hurr durr sober Mike Perry is going to murder Till.
the absolute state of brainlets

Business Idea: Fake Gracie name generator for all BJJ black belts

ahh nevermind, i understand your joke now.

b r o w n b r i c k s

one more flush at toilet, brother

Rorror Gracia

Based

Rate this poster

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Memebender looks like an ayylien

Shit pic of Israel, but otherwise not bad, 7/10

grew more respect for israel when he tried let the drunk whittaker fans at the press conference on the mic

>leaf doesn't understand bantz
everytime

>Pink/blue contrast

That's a yes from me.

>Gay porn faces

That's a yikes from me.

Anyone getting Aldo vs. Mcgregor vibes from this fight?

Baaed thais

Boston Salmon

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Whose better looking? Because Fili is good looking but Moraes looks like that mugshot guy that went viral. He has a model face. And better tattoos. Which would be better looking to women?

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>welterweight champ by 2021

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gay as fuck

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7396429/Conor-McGregor-PICTURE-EXCLUSIVE-UFC-star-packs-PDA-bikini-clad-girlfriend-Dee-Devlin.html

Honest thoughts?

depends on the woman. The trashier ones would probably go for fili

>Dee looked radiant in a mint green bikini
Typical irish slag. Weighs more than her fella

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instagram.com/p/Bvm_HPIAd7o/
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Poor Whittaker

>contact with arimidex and clomid during a "stem cell procedure"
only jon could get away with an excuse like that

>nope, can't lift there
youtube.com/watch?v=IXRB9RdWdH0

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Mr. Bone is very enthusiasm
Jingling
Lu
Wu
White guy

chinks will get revenge for what brad pitt did to bruce lee

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dee has a fat pussy

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Zhang
Jingliang
De la rosa
Lu
WU

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That image is a perfect reminder why I only fuck south american girls

dee honestly looks top tier compared to the average UK slags

What the hell is Till doing bros? Why does he keep taking these hard matchups against people with KO Power? Why's he not just taking it easy now and facing a bit of lower level competition to work his way back up?

Come on man

high british iq

Overrated cunt

Why don't you lads ever mention Browne vs Arlovski when talkembout spicy bangers?

Not that long ago all the Canadians and Americans were calling me crazy for pointing out how she isn't even remotely pretty, so I don't think that's true. Maybe the Americans are just so hideous they see Dee as realistic. No fucking wonder Mcgregor cheats.

...

I wonder if Covington gets irritated sometimes that despite all the campaigning he does Usman still has nearly as much heat as him.

Isn't GH a part of stem cell therapy?

>cruz not realizing jessica could literally just drop rose on her neck
not to smart

it turns out that the best way to be hated is being stinky and unlikable

prime dee is a Canada 6 but a UK 9
cmon oliver I've seen those pictures of british nights out in the daily mail
the average UK girl looks like she could star in the next Hills Have Eyes sequel

but what about usman

I don't find either of these women attractive, Dee seems like a cunt though whereas Sophia seems nice so I won't say much. But Whittaker is really good looking he deserves better.

That's just bullshit, even in a shithole like London Dee is a 4. You need to improve your standards, aim higher.

Joanna is the only one to dominate Andrade at strawweight, she won all 5 rounds. Then Joanna fought Valentina who walks around at the same weight and lost all 5 rounds.

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Salmon caught by a hook.

When will we see Philadelphia Trout again?

thats a great fight

Zhang gang
Zds
Kai kara
Evloev
Mizuki

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Any anti fascists who want to get every bone broken in their fat fuck human porcine hybrid body in SLC respond to this post with an address and I can be there within the hour

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is it wrong to rate joanna a better strawweight than rose?
dominated andrade
dominated karolina
dominated tecia
dominated carla

You know the address im at your mothers house right now sonny

I think dee is actually really pretty. Shes just one of those girls whose body fluctuates is the only issue

youtu.be/fH1PSDZOtn0

bobby will be my boy for life if he heems memesanya back to the gay bathhouses where he belongs

Till will be permaflushed

>Loses to Grug rose twice

maybe his chin could be better at middleweight but going straight to gastelum is a career suicide

basado

fuuuck Dee is permaflushed

that explains a lot of the recent Gooby behavior

he is stuck for life with this fat slag

Nothing about her face is attractive either, she's the only woman with a bigger head than Mcgregor. She's got small saggy tits and no arse

why would his chin be better in a division where people have more power?

After his performance against Lawler, Covington became the face and Usman the heel. Nobody fucking likes Usman

>Fuck ISIS!

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Jessica Andrade
Elizeu Zaleski Dos Santos
Mark De La Rosa
Movsar Evloev
Mizuki Inoue

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where were you when maynard james keenan called cowboy cerrone a racist in front of millions of people based on the fact that he wears a cowboy hat?

youtube.com/watch?v=9-w-LFBw8Co

i hope cowboy beats this niggas azz

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> dc smashed

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It's another installment of Toilet Till and The Journey of Eternal Flushing

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>marvel stadium
Has capeshit gone too far?

Honestly who is this Walmart rich piana

He's a prison version of rich who can actually read

when will toilet till fight at his natural weight class?(heavyweight)

come on, son...

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the tan combined with the tattoos makes it look like he's perpetually wearing an affliction t-shirt.

look at this fool rolling woods
never gonna catch me hiding in PC

Gastelum cuts zero weight at 185 though. He weighs 187 on fight night. youtu.be/L6I_ch6Lalk

Would it kill him to shave his head?

skinny dee really isn't that bad

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Kek she probably moggs Canor she's looking thicc

His hair is fine. There is no need to be ashamed of baldness, son.

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Because they fight all the time because the payouts are low so they have to. Its not a good way to go. Shitty fights 24 7 mean less interest in the sport.

fighting for them is more of a job because their culture is so much more into it. to them its like watching high school football on a friday, so its treated that way. rarely do football players full on fucking smash each other in practice knowing they have a game that friday, well, when you fight every friday you can't get knocked out every wednesday. it's just a different game over there

Great, little coonboy looking away in preparation for the mogging he's going to receive to void his participation belt.

Based aussies

>the beating toilet till takes in round 3 against dolby
yikes

/heem/ is starting to remind me of /box/

>the state of americans

What a faggot. You got a timestamp? I can't sit through that knowing he's took the soipill.

i mean for the weight cut

If you aren't watching Mike Tyson get high with Rico, Usman and Cejudo right now, we can't be friends.
youtube.com/watch?v=UWq-kH3kE5U

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8:05 is where the shens start, it's shortly thereafter. it's the cringiest fucking thing ive ever seen. chad joe forcing him to restate what he said for everyone to hear so they could know exactly why he wasn't going to talk about anything interesting for the rest of the podcast

Who did it better ?

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>I uh might've said Cowboy Cerrone
this dude guzzles horse semen for sure

I mean did her

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Be honest

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ultimate cazzie

Holy shit he literally said "because he wears a cowboy hat". What in the absolute fuck what a self righteous prick. I physically cringed hearing that. I'm glad Joe called him out on that bullshit.

>Kashartmu Poosman

Dos Santos is legit

loses the rematch

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it was pretty righteous for him to stick up for his buddy, it would've been real easy to just let that slide

"Jamal was asian"- Brendan schaub

He’s never won a story

Based.

who here watching Judo World Championships?

youtube.com/watch?v=k8WT4f7de-A

some qts

Judo always has the best cuties

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There's nothing wrong with his chin, it's honestly iron. People seem to forget he ate a Woodley overhand and 16 elbows without going out. His defence is garbage, he does the Max Holloway eat shots and clap. But even Max Holloway would never let someone launch themselves across the cage at him like what happened in Tills last fight. If he fought every fight like the Wonderboy fight he'd do okay he's just have no fans left.

Cuba is a giant pile of garbage, you've never been there faggot

as soon as joe even question him he starts to puss out and back pedal

His chin is fine his problem is keeping his hands down and getting hit in the face.

Didnt this faggot rape a bunch of underage girls, Tool fans are all a bunch of gen x retards who think tool is underground and super deep

>Beautiful
>Fertile
>Loyal

Dee is a 9.85, anyone who disagrees is a degenerate gay homosexual

till is getting flushed again rockhold style

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Till vs Diego would be a fun fight

diego heems him

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This is literally propoganda based on a handful of stats like infant mortality that they completely lie about by misrepresenting their figures and treating their patients retardedly (they push women to get abortions if the baby is even remotely not perfect health so the infant mortality rate goes down). Cuba is actually a fucking shithole like worse than Syria after it was bombed and plebs use these completely bullshit stats to push socialism because socialism.

Lads, just /heem/ed my uncle because he was hitting my grandfather. The police came and he is at the police station in some kind of prison (dunno how to explain it 2bf). Ama

Pic related is where the swine's room is. He has all these lip gloss and shit which he steals from his ex wife. The junkie was a crazy bastard. He even has a piss bucket. The place smelled like ass.

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more like BASEDping

instagram.com/p/B1pDRDZBQIw/

The country is not too dissimilar to North Korea.

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Piss bucket and bottle of water. I am ashamed to say that he is related to me...

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Based Morocco, standing up for gramps. Don't have much to say, but you've got my respect bro.

>Morocco NEET cave
nice

could the collective weight of everyone involved in this be light enough to get towed by a ford f150?

Based user, what kind of strikes specifically did you use to put him down?

this tbqhwy
post more pics

I've been to almost every Latin country and Cuba is the 2nd shittiest ahead of Honduras.

based morocco

are piss buckets a convenient use of time? i don't mind the smell of my own piss and hate having to disrupt my sleep to go piss

kewl, something to watch

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Never even seen a Moroccan here and this guy shows up shitting on the whatsapp cucks and actually heeming cunts. Fucking based

how does this make jon look good? why even post it if he's going to say "all beef aside". He should say "fuck the beef" then go on to say his peace but just further shows he's doing it to get fans and that this is just some dumb post with beef that is not squashed
>youtu.be/bgHg24Ti9kQ

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Dude is a waste man. He has all these bras (i assume they're of his ex wife or Lord knows what) in his room. His room is a big fucking mess. You don't want to imagine how bad it smelled. Can you imagine the old smell of sweat and piss in a room where ventilation is non existent? It's a fucking mess. I can't understand how any self respecting human being dares to live in these conditions?

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thoughts on bisping daughter

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Looks awful, you did the right thing

hhnnnggggg

based truestfighta

Bless. How bad is it? I've seen pics and it looks like a war was there (which I guess there was)

was expecting him to turn it around into an insult at the end, dissapointed

Kick him out dudes fucked. Or if he's sorry try help him back to normality. Maybe take him to the gym or something to get him out.

such is life in Morocco

obviously yes

Which one of you is truestfighta?

He does what he thinks an ordinary person would do. He doesn't give fuck a fuck about his dad

>truestfighta
absolutely based

this

something something blacked

DC's having a shit month

mike pls

Go check on his dad, go get some fans

Why is Khabib ranked above Cejudo in the p4p? Is it only because Cejudo is cringe?

It's because Dana still wants to delete flyweight.

he has a fight coming up

Those Tiger Muay Thai training videos look pretty serious my man.

Sorry for the blog post
Thanks leaf bro
Yes
Long story short: my grandparents have a big house with a lot of m2. My grandmother is sick. Truth must be told. She will die in the next months.
My scumbag uncle is somehow convinced that he own all the shit and that no other sibling should get a penny of the inheritance. My grandparents are petrified whenever he is at their place because he gets very aggressive and he breaks stuff to intimidate them.
Tonight he beat my grandfather because he wants to intimidate him so that he gets the big part of the cake (i know it sounds very sad that someone has reached this point).
I recieved a message from my cousin telling me that the scumbag was beating my grandfather so I went to my grandparents place. Walked to the scumbag and I punched his left jaw. He fell on the ground and I held his arms on his back. I put my weight on his arms and he couldn't move. Then after 15 minutes the police came and they brought him to the police station...
These vacations are a mess. Haven't really enjoyed them 2bh.
>try help him back to normality.
It's over for him. He is mentally unstable. There is no way in fixing this. He beats his own parents in the hope of getting money.

He has a funny accent and a padded record

Cejudo's next fight will be in 2020 and Khabib fights next months
It's not an ordinary camp tho. Yeah basically juice and train all day there. It's closer to a high intensity boot camp

If we're being honest Conor didn't do terrible against Khabib in the first round he really didn't take damage. His problem was that he's a heartlet and was already gassed after the first round. I doubt Dustin gasses that easy so if he can minimize Khabib's first round output I think he stands a good chance tbqh. Conor actually won the third round (although he fought dirty as hell round 2 and 3) after taking a beating I round 2 so it isn't like Khabib has infinite cardio. Think people will be surprised how close this fight is.

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What's /heem/'s opinion on Ramsey "Danger" Dewey?

>held him down for 15 mins
sounds like the next GSP. sign him Dana

But he was already knocked down. After hitting his left jaw there was almost no resistance. I just put my weight on his arms and back to be sure that he wouldn't get up.

eddie wrestlefucked him bad he has no chance

> fell for the jewish swarthoid tanning meme and damaged her beautiful skin
my thoughts are she's retarded

sounds like a 10-8 round. Will need fellow user judges to weigh in

Khabib-esque in his grappling, Joe

Fuck off Geert, I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire and begging for a stream.

Absolutely based

Didn't he knockout Eddie in the rematch?

This blood came from my grandfather leg... hope the idiot gets raped in jail

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Khabib knew the truth independent.co.uk/sport/general/mma/khabib-numagomedov-conor-mcgregor-vs-eddie-alvarez-fixed-ufc-209-tony-ferguson-a7607201.html

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This is apparently what he used to hurt my grandfather. he broke a vase and used it to cut ny grandpa...

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fapping to moroccan girls tonight in honor of this righteous heemer

Poirier should knee Shitbib as hard as he can in the balls and take a point. He'll out strike him and a nice solid knee to the balls will make Shitbib will fuck up his core strength a bit and hopefully make him poo himself.

The Masvidal vs Till strat. High iq move.

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Dude takes 10 minutes to say something a regular person could get out in 2. Maybe it’s the CTE from that skull injury. I don’t listen to him, he’s shit.

Kek, have a good one mate

Hong Kong Rise Up

>Andrade
>dos Santos
>Kara-France
>Evloev
>Inoue

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khabib is a seething cazzie, eddie alvarez gets rocked and falls over at least once every fight.

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youtube.com/watch?v=91pmIIah4JY

what's up with this card? these fights aren't even listed on the poofc website, is this actually the main card?

only 14 days until Ayatollah Dustaladdin al-Almas bin Bhourier forces an immensely toxic saudi style sheikh shit down diarrheabib's severed kafir throat

Zhang
Capoeira
France
Evloev
Inoue

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after further calculations with my asian friend Jamal it's only only 11 days until Ayatollah Dustaladdin al-Almas bin Bhourier forces an immensely toxic saudi style sheikh shit down diarrheabib's severed kafir throat

kebab the kefir shall pay for his phony allegiance to Allah inshallah

cmon bud you and i both know khabib is winning this easy

we talmbout chabib?

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dustin heems khabib and conor flushes him in the rematch

Yoel and DC were winning their fights easy too

kebab is dajjal and will be distributed adl by the true believer dus-tladdin

Thanks alot now I want kebab

11 days and american toilet academy flushes one final time

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Kafir najasahmedov will face the great wrath of allah through his strong beacon dawahstin PBUH

Whittaker is live on twitch

/robwhittakermma

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>I am not letting this arm go
>I am not letting this arm go
>I am not letting this arm go
SPLAT

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streamable.com/fituj

he lost the fight, the story, and the wife. Does it get any more JUST than this

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very good

>it takes a special kind of person to post on heem
thats very true

m8 it's a fight inside a mcdonalds between goblin people, everybody loses.

youtu.be/0sZH94IHwMU

Even cazzies are starting to realize that Colby is the good guy.

If your opponent adjusts, you have to adjust back. Fight IQ = adjustments

The absolute state of America. How did this happen? I mean, we all know how it happened let's be real lol.

I don't like any of you desu

>How did this happen?
a single piece of legislation from 1965

they dont call it mmgay for nothin

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the sad thing is gaethje isn't THAT good but he would still flush conor

CHECKED

brutal.

Who was in the wrong here?

cumming la

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Everyone. At the end of the day at least it was a clean heem

I got knocked out cold at my sisters wedding in front of my entire family and girlfriend.

Drunk guy thought I cut in front of him in line in the bathroom, told him to fuck off. Next thing I know I'm back in the party room and I turn around and get flatlined by a sucker punch.

Fuck Brazil

did your father at least heem him in retribution?

unbased

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My striking absolutely sucks, but this clip brings out the armchair analyst in me so much.
>streetfight with someone two weigthclasses above you with reach advantage
>he closes the distance
>push him into his perfect striking distance
>stand southpaw when you're obviously righthanded and try to powerjab him
>somehow don't expect the classic ghetto trash "straight right/big overhand with zero setup followed by wild alternating hooks" combo (TM) brought to you by WSHH

we're two weeks away from the final flushing of the American Kickboxing Academy (a.k.a. AKA)

You just made the naughty list

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OH NO NO NO NO

>DC, your father might be dead but your daddy's still here

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I'd be an even bigger Jones fan if he tweeted this.

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deep down everyone knows Jon could say this and it would be true no matter how mad they got. Jon could spit on DC Sr's grave and DC couldn't do a thing about it, just like he wouldn't stop Jones from slapping his wife's ass. Jon's condolences are so obviously insincere but people want to believe that there is at least some good in Jon so they can cope with the fact that he beat their father figure into a smear of shit on the canvas.

F

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>both 15-1
>both have Maia and RDA as 2 of their 3 big wins
>both pressure fighters specializing in wrestling with little ko power
>both are pretty bad at talking, though Colby can at least be entertaining in his own way
They're pretty much the same guy. The only question is who does it better?

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each guys loss (both by sub) is a guy the other one beat by decision

Would be based tbqh. Jon and Hardy are the only real "heels" in the ufc.

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Do you you tell people that you're an avid MMA fan?

Is MMA an embarrassing thing to admit that you watch?

Jon is the true king of the jungle and DC must graciously accept the MERCY Jon granted him with in the form of a sympathetic tweet over his father.

poosman is a roider

Colby has better striking, but Usman has a lot of size. It'd be an interesting fight they were definitely meant to fight eachother.

Colby obviously, Usman is pure cringe. It’s funny how Colby is trying to be hated intentionally, but he has more fans than Usman.

Bob is based and loves his Mrs. for who she is.

If Jones just openly admitted he was a sociopath and said savage shit like this I would actually be on his side.

Poosman vs Colby is the Askren vs Masvidal of our generation.

i say i watch it but don't talk about it other than picking people if i get asked or talking about brutal heems. The people who fanboy fighters in public are cringe.

I don't bring it up all proud, but I'm definitely not embarrassed about it. I don't want to be friends with people who think mma is cringe tbqh.

Yeah. No.

Usman is without a doubt on EPO. Colby has stated his cardio is where it’s at because he doesn’t cut too much weight. Usman is a cutbabby and still has top tier cardio. A Colby title reign would be much more entertaining than Usman’s for sure.

I love cowboy but he hardly insulted him here. He probably doesn't even watch ufc and he's a boomer so he just thinks south people are raciss. Was more saying like his types of people. He's wrong but he was hardly going after him.

People who fanboy people are cringe period.

I fanboy'd Elias Theodorou back in the day.

When the topic of sports comes up I do indeed say that MMA is the main one I follow. I don't think it's embarrassing although there's obvious cringe mma fans. That's just like any other sport though

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That's not the point, the point is he is made out by people to be some intellectual type liberal bard guy and hes going around throwing baseless accusations at people like a retard. He's a fucking idiot.

It was pretty stupid to call someone racist for wearing a cowboy hat though. It was like a soiboi meme come to life.

Exactly. And then he didn't want to say it again when Joe asked him what he said because he was embarrassed. You can't act like some intellectual and then say "yeah I thought that guy was racist because he wore a cowboy hat". I would expect that from someone like Schaub because he's been CTEd to hell and back and never claimed to be smart to begin with.

Cowdad Poorone

Wake up Khabum it's all over

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It's time to Unclog The Till

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Dustbin is being fed to the Saudi Sharks in this one brother

Nobody trades with Cuba so everything is absolutely shit quality. The food is atrocious, hardly even edible. The pre-commie buildings are beautiful but they're all falling apart from neglect. There's basically zero violent crime or drugs however every single Cuban you interact with will try to scam you in some way. The media pretends the people are all positive and full of life in spite of the poverty and oppression but they're really miserable. One cool thing is there's no advertising anywhere other than some state propaganda.

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Dustin is the favorite

Does the UFC want Till ded?

I'm praying for Till to be honest
Really don't want to see him flushed for good

Darren Till will be bigger than Kelvin Gastelum on fight night.
He will control the pace, the distance, the rhythm, and the tempo.

did dustpan get her pregnant?

race is a social construct right faggot?

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People can't comprehend how can anyone love crouch-sniffing

If the ufc (or espn or whoever) is going to get rid of "Face the Pain" they should at least pay DMX to do all the intros. The new intros don't get me that hype.

Yes. Why would it be embarrassing?

If they bundle espn+ with disney+, it would be fairly cheap way to watch ufc amirite lads. Like just buy it for a month.

KINO!!

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They are bundling it. I think it's be espn+, Hulu, and Disney+ for like $12 a month (all with ads though). Not a bad deal tbqh.

I wonder if the upcoming Abu Dhabi event will be cursed like the first one was.

>I think it's be kikeball, pedowood jr, and black princesses for like ₪12 a month

ppv buys will be so low because of the start time, i know that much

also how big is mma really there?will it sell out?

Oh, I was reading an old article.

I didn't say I was going to pay for it lol

are we really all /heem/? am I, as a civilized, productive member of society and fellow hardcore fight fan, accepted here regardless of the color of my skin?

No wonder he cheats on her.

Feel bad for her though, she seems like a nice lady.

I don't like minorites

Yes, we are all /heem/

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>opens arm for a hug
>waits for you to reciprocate
>heems you stiff instead
Heh, hows that for fraternal love kid?

Is it legal for a wmma to tickle the opponent's pussy during a takedown or clinch? Do they wear cups to prevent this?

imagine being a reachlet

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no more runs at the strap, kiddos.

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Zhang
Zaleski dos Santos
Kara-France
Evloev
Wu

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Who?

Zhang
Li Jingliang
Kara-France
Evloev
Inoue

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>how flushed do you want your poop senpai?

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Why does no one ever talk about the famine on Canada? Just look at those ribs.

what happened was he immediately regretted getting into the fight after the first swing and then was trying to de-escalate instead of defending/continuing to attack.

If not for his "I want to make him feel the same way I felt when I lost to JJ" I would feel bad for him. It's like he is a teen age girl and not a 40 yo black man

I've seen worse

>I'm an idiot
>Why are you an idiot?
That sequence sounded like a dad talking to his teenage daughter so you aren't wrong kek

thanks bro
character matters. skin color and ethnicity mean very little on a moral level.

Why is Luke so uncharismatic, even in a staged photo he can't even fake being injured.

Kinda sad, to think his dad died like two days after aswell...
Why does DC always go towards his son and not his daughter, I've always noticed it, watch any videos with him and his family and 70% of the time he goes to his son first.
Also, DC is more attractive than his wife...

Usman because he does better steroids, look at his pace he put on Tyron compared to the pace Colby put on Woodley, like night and day. There's levels to this shit.

That's pretty nifty

what do you do with your fifteen hundred pounds?

uhm didn't he already admit in that apology video that he in fact took epo?
wtf?!

Probably die, no one can be that heavy for that long, your heart would have to pump an ungodly amount to keep you alive.

People always blame something Mexican when they pop for something kek

>look at his pace he put on Tyron compared to the pace Colby put on Woodley

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Yes heem is love

Eddie is one of few people on this planet who can prove that iq is a meme.

wrong, you play goalie
(you can't spend it in england)

I meant Robbie, my bad.

Diverticulitis was always an excuse. He didn't like getting hit and cowered when it happened. Jones isn't as big, but he's got a killer instinct and just needs to hurt Brock a bit to make him quit mentally

it's like goddard saw it coming

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Why do cazzies pretend Eddie Alvarez wrestlefucked Dustin?

It's just pathetic coping before dustin brutally heems kabib

Dustin and Izzy got to know that the interim champion is meaningless right? Their belts are meaningless and so is their title.

Does anyone here actually train UFC? Have you trained with UFC fighters? Stories/Experience?

Jon would beat Bork easily tbqh

It gets you an automatic title shot so it's not meaningless. They both say they want the real belt.

Based

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Chiesa vs Lee was low key one of the best cuckings.

Dustbin lmao

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ZHANG

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>It gets you an automatic title shot

see Tony and Colby

>get shot
>decline it
>get injured
i see them

Both got injured. Interim titles only work if you don't injure yourself before the fight

They were both offered title shots though

Lee vs Iaquinta 2 is up there too

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>12m and rising
youtube.com/watch?v=FWdFnyAbk1M

All it takes is one punch in 25 minutes for Dustin to delete the chin that Conor cracked. Sounds like a guaranteed heem to me.

Yeah because when you get a title shot you decline it. You're fucking retarded.

Colby wasn't injured.

Then why didn't they take it then.

"I had little health issues after my fight, so I’m getting those taken care of and by the year’s end I will unify my belt and retire Tyron Woodley for good."

They literally were offered the shot and declined it for various reasons. You're fucking retarded. A skinny manlet too.

Assuming T. Ferg gets the title shot after the Saudi fight, who would you rather see?
Dustin v Ferguson or Khabib v Ferguson?

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Dustin vs Ferguson

Dustin vs. Ferguson
then
Ferguson vs. Khabib
then
Ferguson vs. Conor

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first based post of this general

Khabib is a MUSHEEN.

What's next for Kron Gracie?

Bum Swanson

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>my hands look like this
>so his hands can look like this

Sounds like he was ducking Tyron to me

post pic of body

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So he was injured or was pretending to be injured. Quit being retarded.

Jeff Bezos is a homeless cat.

You're actually fucking stupid to take everything MMA fighters say at face value

>post pic of body
Will that make you taller and less skinny?

Tony got injured and Colby elected to get a surgery on his nose. You can just Google this you know.

Retard, you said interim titles don't mean anything. I said Colby was injured or he pretended to be injured that's why he didn't get a title shot. Quit being retarded.

What if a fighter walked out to Old Town Road?

Wake up, Jon...

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Holy fuck, there's not many tougher fights they could have given him.

lmao Gastelum is gonna permaheem Till

Schaup alwaya pose like a retard. The head tilted back. The mouth in that stupid grin. His eyebrows raised like he just heard shocking news.

Have scherb ever heard of keeping your head straight and smiling with your teeth showing. Hey schwab, ya pose blockbuster

Brendan Schaub

The most idiotiv decision was to give Poirier the interim belt for fighting Max Holloway. Like who has Poirier beat before? Nobodies.

gj putting down this dog

lazy bait

What happened to hog posting?

Keep dodging what I said, whatever keeps you happy

I know Tony was injured, I was just be facetious
>Colby elected to get a surgery on his nose
He genuinely, you actully have to have half a brain to believe he wasn't scared to fight, keep taking everthing these athletes say at face value, I bet you think Yoel is pure genetics too don't you.

Tell me where I said interim titles don't mean anything, you'll find I NEVER said that

>Weili Zhang
>Li Jingliang
>Kai Kara-France
>Zhenhong Lu
>Yanan Wu

CHINA #1

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>Colby gets nose surgery cleared by UFC
>Woodley immediately signs to fight Till
all of your posts are disingenuous

>Li Jingliang

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Based and *ahem* fuck Hong Kong and fuck Hong Kongers!

You've derailed the conversation so much it's no even worth continuing

you made this personality to derail threads

基于
和
红色的

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You said:
>It gets you an automatic title shot
see Tony and Colby
I told you why it does get them the shots but due to injuries or even fake injuries it doesn't. Quit being retarded.

Colby got the nose surgery I never said anything about him being scared or not being scared.

This isn't about me, it's about the fact that you're under 6 foot tall and skinny as fuck. You're broadcasting that fact to strangers, you explain yourself. I'm golden mate.

Weili Zhang
Elizeu Zaleski
Kai Kara-France
Movsar Evloev
Yanan Wu

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ref hammered them further into his eye sockets

Is that edgybrah in the background?

Link the comment.

But I did though, I made the point that Colby was scared to take the fight, I said that you have to be really gullible to take what every fighter says at face value.

Zhang
Dos Santos
Kara-France
Evolev
Yanan Wu

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We all just pretend to hate Till right lads? Toilet Till is just a name of affection for him right guys?

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cant wait to see /heem/ seethe when bobby gets heemed by a gay nigger weeb

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He may have been who knows. He doesn't seem scared to fight Usman though and he dismantled Woodley.

Jamal

>stop liking Colby!

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He swore to God he would win the belt then shit the bed during his title shot so for all I know he's going to burn in hell and I don't want to root for hell-bound fighters.

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Hope him and Usman fight at 244

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He beat 50 year old Silva and a fat welter weight. You can't just call him hype anymore, he's the real deal.

He loves anime and web memes, and he is UFC's hottest young prospect on a meteoric rise for that belt. Can he defeat the old savvy veteran champion?

A based 90's kid will have to defend his dignity and country from a cringe 80's kid wannabe zoomer.

Use this thread whenever you guys feel like it

kill yourself

Ok but ill heem you first

don't tell me what to do you little fucking pussy

tfw /box/ is making fun of us again

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you could have just let it die rather than juggle it with proxies for 24 hours

What emotion is Israel trying to convey with that face?

The Zoomer fears the Boomer.

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What a nice guy

Lads I'm ready to flush a nice, smelly DC

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Is there a baseder nigger ?

Considering how many kids robs missus has popped out shes still pretty hot body wise

Heartless bitch doesnt even help him up as he crawls along the floor.

Oh fer ser that tweet wasn't shopped

We all root against black fighters here

Currently rewatching his Lawler fight. It's crazy how his numbers aren't higher considering he's got a gimmick and he's actually good.

Do you have a job? You post here way too much and you are a horrible poster.

It's crazy to think that DC would have won the story of the fight if he weren't eyepoking like a bitch.

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i remember this fight. fucking ref didnt deduct a point for Li's chinese bullshit

Take a guess dumbass

you have any ideas for your next character?

> DC gets flushed
> loses title
> dad dies of cancer
meanwhile
> Stipe wins title
> Dad beats cancer
Is God mocking DC?

no

Not particularly sure what you mean?

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Is pic related true for all Australians currently competing in the UFC? I mean, when's the last time we lost a fight? it's been a few years.

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Making an MMA fan guild on wow classic reply for invite

Well in that case I'm going to cum

Tuivasa got embarrassed in June

You guys have like 2 fighters

no
instagram.com/alexchambersmma/

Quality > Quantity my man

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Why would Kelvin even accept the fight with Till
Nothing to gain

On the contrary, our guys blew it, actually :(

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Fat abo cunt, Not a true Aussie.

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New thread soon lads

New thread

pop pop

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bears dude

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Whittaker lost twice to Romero

what the fuck
has a free fight on ufc's channel ever had that many views
is khabib officially a drawl or are all the views from people... IN RUSSIA