/seriea/ & /calciomercato/ - Scoring goals like this is #NotForEveryone edition

MATCHDAY 1:
>Saturday 24th August
Parma 0 - 1 Juventus
Fiorentina 3 - 4 Napoli

>Sunday 25th August
18:00 Udinese 1 - 0 AC Milan
20:45 Cagliari 0 - 1 Brescia
20:45 Roma 3 - 3 Genoa
20:45 Sampdoria 0 - 3 Lazio
20:45 SPAL 2 - 3 Atalanta
20:45 Torino 2 - 1 Sassuolo
20:45 Verona 1 - 1 Bologna

>Monday 26th August
20:45 Inter 4 (Four) - 0 Lecce

Reminder that it's Inter's year

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dem digits

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inter winning is worse than Milan having 0 shots on target

*wins the league*

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How many goals is Dybala gonna score at Inter, /seriea/?

You seriously espected Inter not to win at home VS fucking Lecce?

>His wife and agent Wanda Nara spoke on television last night, assuring he would continue to turn down any option because he wanted to stay at Inter.

>“We greeted Wanda Nara’s comments with a pinch of irritation, both for the timing and the method,” Marotta told DAZN before tonight’s game with Lecce.

>“I can also categorically deny that someone at the club told Icardi to stay at Inter, especially not President Steven Zhang.

>“The strategy Inter have taken is precise and we communicated it clearly in the right time-frame. We’ll continue like this to the end and nobody at Inter can change this common approach that is shared by everyone.”

wicardi rekt

Do I use my 7 credits on Candreva or Castrovill?
Which one of them was a fluke?

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>Ranocchia played a good game
I'm so happy for him lads

last year we would have probably won with a single goal difference, suffering like hell

no but it makes yesterday's pain worse

This year Crisi Inda will be remembered for ages

conte is going to scorch earth the whole serie a isn't he

poor sarri

I can't believe it, seeing a manager like Conte jaw at the touchline, seeing the entire team try and play with intent and an actual plan, seeing Goatreva unlocked after so many years of torment, it brought a slight tear to my eye. Feels good man

Interns are already deluding themselves after beating a filler team.
Lazio > Inter

More than Icardi at Juve
Sarri won't even get to eat panettone but for different reasons. Dude's gonna die, no kidding

Nah Inter always started strong, they would have won comfortably last year too

wtf fras, how can I get Conte to unlock my life?

IS DYBALA COMING TO INTER OR WHAT?

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A goal more powerful than El Cocomerdan

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We are al happy for antonino. Maybe the Jj domain will come to an end.

from pneumonia? it's 2019, people don't die from pneumonia

Juventus is still way more powerful name-wise, but we can try to fill the gap with Conte personality and the total truts the players and the owners have of him
Im still not sure you can say that to Sarri too. He still have the mark of being a "second grade" choice and at the first difficulty the players may stop following him

>rating clacio d agosto
>juding after one game

Get a cat and name it Pancrazio
>from pneumonia?
Yeah, pneumonia, a-ahahah
>he doesn't rate calcio d'agosto

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Wow beating at home match the worse team of the league what a result

>implying it's pneumonia and not lung cancer

but seriously, Sarri is faking being ill because next match is against Napoli and he's fucking scared

This lil nigga put all those years of being called past it into that shot

But they haven't played Lazio yet

Scared of what? All the Napoli fans got banned from the stadium anyway

I can already picture the situation in 6 months, thinking about this very moment and this very thread, oh how silly will you all feel...

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I still think Napoli has a better shot at overtaking Juve than Inter

Do I need to remind you that we lost to freaking sassuolo at the first match of the last season?
Or that we lost against fucking Chievo two year before that?

Alternate angles

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We should snag Guarin back before mercato ends, imagine what could Conte do with him if he can unlock Candreva.

Thread Reminder
Inter > JJust

Have air. Oh wait

What's the story here? why is this picture the first one that shows up when i google "calcio d'agosto'

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we will see if we survive the usual december to march drought season

Maicon tier goal

>let's face it piatek was shit, the fullbacks are shit at the moment, Jack isn't ready(?) but was good against the farmers. But most of the players brought in except for Bennacer are for the bench

I see you fell for their tactics.
Piatek wasn't shit, he got shit service from Suso and Castishit.
Conti was good in pre-season, much better than Calabria.
"Jack isn't ready" is just an excuse to play Suso over him
Leao can easily start at SS, nobody is more talented than him there certainly not Castishit
Krunic is a back-up for Kessie and Duarte is competitive with Musacchio from what I've seen

Let's review our purchases
>Benaccer
Starting material
>Leao
Starting material in this team deffo
>Theo
Starting material(too bad he got injured)
>Duarte
Competitive player with Musacchio. Definitely 3rd CB quality until Caldara comes back where
>Krunic
Bench material so far

The only one has been bought for the Bench has been Krunic and I suppose you could argue Duarte somewhat.
The rest are starting quality.

Stop defending fodder advocates like Giampaolo.

Nah, Napoli lacks the determination for that. They're good sure, but they're weakmind as fuck and lack depth. Unironically Inter has many more chances than Napoli

Bel gioco will ruin football

wrong quote I assume, but he's a pusy
typical Jewentino attitude

>that team

fucking hell

Thanks for posting the webms fra

>Reminder that it's Inter's year
I would unironically not mind if Inter wins scudetto this year.
I think they will be fucked Jube's refs though.

fuck I miss the guy like you wouldn't believe

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Weren't Conte and Marotta jewentini?

>mr zhang jindong
>make inter great again
based chinks

Oh fuck didn't notice, but I don't really see what he's to be scared of. DeLa inflating his ego? Napoli fans shitting on him on Twitter?
Lifelong Inter frà

Thoughts?

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>Napoli lacks the determination for that
They just came back twice from behind and won a game away at Fiorentina, wouldn't call that low determination

4312 is fucking trash. Just switch to a 4231 and sell Sushit

wtf you on about, Gonde is a true lifelong Bauscia

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Demiral in, Caldara is permadead.

Yikes

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>why is this picture the first one that shows up when i google "calcio d'agosto'
Lel, in Italy we say" Calcio d'agosto non ti conosco " which means basically never draw conclusions from football played in August It's ironic that Inter of all teams popped up because they are famous for" winning" the league in august

how did she (and Beyonce too) trick everyone into thinking she's some kind of auteur

Inter will get fucked over by the refs, the jews want Napoli to finally beat Rube since they have Sarri and he's a loser so that's a good cover up

Finally fully relevant image

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Kanye made her.

Because Sparks Fly: youtube.com/watch?v=oKar-tF__ac
Is feel-kino

You can't say that Napoli lack depth and then claim Inter has a better chance right after that unironically. Have you seen Inter's bench? They had start Ranocchia today... Napoli can afgordo to keep Mertens or Milik and on of Insigne/callejon/Lozano on the bench

BOY

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No. Why the fuck would we switch to 4-2-3-1 when we don't have wingers?

4-3-1-2 is fine
Just play the GODDAMN FIRST TEAM
Conti-Musa/Duarte-Roma-RR(until Theo comes back)
Kessie(Krunic)-Bennaccer-Paqueta
Jack
Leao-Piatek

God fucking damn. It's not rocket science.
You can play any formation in the world and if it has Borini, Castillejo, Calabria, Suso and Hakan in it will always suck shit no matter what.

No.
Did you even watch the match yesterday?
The CB's were not our issue at all.

I would get another LB now that Laxalt and Strinic are gone. If RR gets injured we'll remain without an LB.

Remember two years ago when they crashed against Fiocretina? It was a long time ago sure, but it's in current Napoli's DNA to job in the toughest moments of the season. They will never grow out of that.
A silly mistake from the ref that got enough a good amount of media coverage, I doubt more will happen in the next few matches.
They have good subs for the attack and maybe the midfield only. Have you seen their CBs? Tonelli, Maksimovic, Chiriches, etc.?

KEK

>They had start Ranocchia today
Ranocchia was elite at Bari under Conte

Based

And so was Rugani at Empoli under Sarri...

I don't really listen to or know much about American female singers but for me, it's Skylar Grey
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Please don't make fun of me I mainly listen to Italian rap

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Leao can play on the wings, Castillejo is fine, but if you want the Giampaolo shit formation then put Jack on LCM and Paqueta on AM

I think camorra wants him dead or some kind of shit
Torino is full of napoletani anyway, they don't have to be in the stadium to do stuff to him

you heard here first tho,
>lung cancer

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stop smoking

who is this puttanella in the pic /fra/?
skylar grey?another industry plant?

there is a virgin Sarri vs Chad Sinisa meme waiting to be made

Two years ago they crashed, two days ago they mounted a massive comeback against that same team. Shows how much they progressed. Plus they are the team with least uncertainties and most consistency among the league's top tier, I still see them as favs for the title.

Have a good night /seriea/
Forza Inter!

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you mean juventus sacking sarri?

>you heard here first tho,
>lung cancer

no shit user. It's pretty common for people with lung cancer to get pneumonia

>They have good subs for the attack and maybe the midfield only
Wich is still mora than anything Inter has, Wich is 0 good subs.
>Have you seen their CBs?
Have you seen Inter's? Ranocchia, Bastoni... Not to mention the attack or midfiled

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>I'm supposed to rate Ranocchia for a couple of good games in Serie B almost 10 years ago
This is a new level of delusional

the virgin Sarri
>never been a professional footballer
>smokes 60 cigarettes a day
>worked as a wagie most of his life
>dies of cancer

the CHAD Mihajlovic
>successful football
>free kicks like a God
>never smoked all his life
>get leukemia and beats it

can we meme Sinisa into good health? the guy doesn't deserve this

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I just love how giampaolo is playing the "lol i still dont know the players" card, because it literally means hes not doing shit.

Can't >we send a card and a stuffed animal to the club or something?

more like
>leukemia got Mihajlovic and died

He's getting sacked in December and Rino comes back
If they spent all that fucking money on a team with Rino then Milan would be decent

>"I smoke between 50 and 60 cigarettes a day. During the games I don't feel the extreme need, but immediately after the final whistle, even before the post match interviews, I have to smoke. It's like I have a sort of call. I have never had any particular problems at the moment, although my back has been bothering me for weeks. But now I'm better ”
>According to the Dana-Farber Cancer Institute, about 25 percent of people with lung cancer experience back pain. In fact, back pain is frequently the first lung cancer symptom that people notice prior to diagnosis.

brehs...

>I think camorra wants him dead or some kind of shit
Que, for what, unless it's a butthurt scugnizz I see no reason for camorra to want him dead.
Unironically Juventus is the best place where to coach right now. Look at what happened to Allegri in 2015, despite the awful streak in the first 15 (citation needed) games the board still had faith in him. Same will be with Sarri.
>Wich is still mora than anything Inter has, Wich is 0 good subs.
Valero, Barella, Gagliardini which could be unlocked by Gonde...?
>Have you seen Inter's?
Ranocchia, Bastoni and Godin, yeah. The first two can't be any worse than Maksimovic and Chiriches.

What's Conte's DAI DAI DAI and HALMA HALMA HALMA?

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Fanta classifiche not working for anyone else?

youtu.be/4uawtTcBmj0

>>get leukemia and beats it
user why do you think the doctors allowed him to show up in that condition? When you're fighting cancer your immunitary defense is basically non-existing.
He just expressed the final wish of being on a football field for the last time, it wouldn't surprise me if he dies soon

>Leao can play on the wings
He'd be wasted there

>Castillejo is fine
No the fuck he is not. Castillejo is shit.

4312 is not shit, Real Madrid won the CL with it 2 times recently.
Ironically it's the best formation for the players we have.

I also don't like winger formations for limiting fullbacks in the offensive phase.
Conti would be wasted in such a formation. It's a fucking sin that we have one of the most talented attacking fullbacks in Europe rotting in the bench of this disgusting peasant Calabria.

Paqueta would be better in midfield because I feel like he is better defensively than Jack plus Jack is older and has less stamina so the AM position would be better for him right now.

Of course none of this will happen, that idiot will keep playing all of our fodders and I refuse to watch his bullshit anymore.

Inter - Lecce highlights
youtube.com/watch?v=Ucu8WUwQ9zo

Yep, I just hope it saved all the changes I made 10 minutes ago

Are Juve boys in full damage control now?

Valero is 50 y/o and shit, Gagliardini is shit, he was even under Conte in preseason, Barella should technically start over Vecino who was invisible tonight. Ranocchia and Bastoni are definitely worse thanMaksimovic at least maybe on par with Chiriches.
And they don't have any player of the caliber od Milik or let s say Callejon on the bench. And Lukako literally doesn't have a sub even if Sanchez does arrive

Callejon is going to destroy Juve next week

Oh god in heaven...I offer thee 3 sacrifices in exchange for the restoration of Sinisa Mihajlovic

Vincenzo Montella
Gennaro Gattuso
Marco Giampaolo
I offer these unto you....I beggeth you please restore Sinisa Mihajlovic to full health.

No

*unintelligible screming and blasphemy mixed with death threats to player's family*

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N-no, stop user

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Hey, leave Cousin Vinny out of this

I hate midtable italian coaches so much

>He's getting sacked in December and Rino comes back
Trading cancer for cancer...great.
I swear you idiots have short-term memory because Shittuso fellated Suso, Calabria and Hakan just like Giampaolo is doing.

Also
Spalletti is available...just saying.

Based

I offer:
Antonio Conte
Beppe Marotta
Andrea Ranocchia

You absolute madman, Spalletti is probably the worst thing that could happen to you specifically, you as a poster not the club.
Suso would be his favorite player and would stay in the club for another 5 years. You do not understand Spalletti's parameters for rationalizing shit decisions and 4D chess tendencies.

>Ranocchia and Bastoni are definitely worse thanMaksimovic at least maybe on par with Chiriches.
Good heavens no, Maksimovic is fucking shit. Chiriches had his own good performances, but god forbid the serb. Bastoni with his lack of experience is definitelly better than him, just sayin'.
>And Lukako literally doesn't have a sub even if Sanchez does arrive
Perhaps they'll get Llorente too, although I don't want him to join Inter, I still hold him dear after his 2 years playing for >us

Only allegro can save meelan

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Nah fuck little airplane.

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if luciano spalletti managed bologna FC then he would be spalletti bolognaise

sorry if that's offensive

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>video non disponibile nel tuo paese
dio porco schifoso ladro

No 3 Subs for the FantaConfy?

You think Suso could fool him like Candreva did?

God I hope Suso, Hakan, Castillejo, Calabria, Borini all die or something I am so sick of them.

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Dybala is leaving for real.
Scaloni called Alario from Leverkusen to the national team because a Striker he had called will probably be transferred to another club. That meat Dybala most likely. But to PSG not Inter

Opera+turn on VPN

He's on hiatus.
I doubt he'd come back here, he probably has many EPL clubs after him.

I miss him bros.

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New Emma Roberts kino

bro
you posted cringe bro

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here you go my bestemmiatore friend

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>all these inter fans overrating their team
my brothers, I hope me and you can unite and defeat the JJ menace, the time has come for this great empire to fall. The Lazio-Inter empire must rise to heights we have never seen, we must rule Serie A with an iron fist but with a love for one another. However, consider this:
Lazio defeated a world-class team featuring Quagliarella, the world's greatest striker who certainly will win football's greatest reward, the Palme d'Or. The dim lights of the stars were all that fueled our team to victory in Genoa. Inter defeated Lecce, a team who's only contribution to Italy is the sirens of their squad, who normally seduce men to their deaths. With Wanda's spell broken, you will rise to new heights. We will rise to new heights.
BUONGIORNO INTER
BYONGIORNO LAZIO
FORZA INTER
FORZA LAZIO
VIVA L'IMPERO

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Bring back Allegri, we have nothing and he's unironically the best choice

we can beat brescia at home, r-right?

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How is it that everytime a clown disappears from these threads another one suddenly appears, fucking hell

Giampaolo is a retard, we are going to finish 10th or 9th, then they will convince Pirlo to manage the team or some shit, what a fucking joke

thats kind of rude

Tell Maldini to call Rijkaard, i'm so fucking desperate bros

>legit triggered at that
that's embarrassing for you

What would you do if la Viola finish ahead of your beloved team ?

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That's what going to happen though, Viola is probably reaching 6th and Milan will crash into a 10th place finish again

why doesn't he just move? he can be a starter for inter and play in his actual position instead of benching for juve. is tsus dick stuck up his ass so far he has been brainwashed to stay just to be tsus toy

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yes, they know it's over for them, no more scudetti, not a chance on the Champions League, maybe they can hope to win the Coppa Italia

If he goes to Inter they will unironically win the league, he is retarded if he doesn't leave

Shhh amigo, I want to poke and prod the bear

>milan in 10th place
you are really an optimistic guy

I'm placing all my hopes on Giampaolo getting sacked in december, if he stays it's a relegation team

>Implying >we need Shytbala
I'd rather have more reinforcements on the wings and maybe an emergency defender if De Vrij is really ded

>Wanting spalletti
If we have to change our manager again than get a real one like allegri

milan dosen't have the money to hire another manager, giampaolo will stay even for 2 years

we're getting relegated

mourinho to milan mid season is the kino serie a needs

maybe not, but this will be the wrost milan season in the last 20 years

>mourinho betraying inter
Not gonna happen fra

No mate, Mourinho shouldn't betray Inter like that, I'd rather personally suck Allegri's dick to have him come back

i doubt mourinho would care, he wouldnt come mid season though he would only come if they have champions league and give him a bunch of money to make his own team and sell all the shitters

I wouldn't even care who won the league, if Milan is getting relegated it would be better than literally anything else

yeah, i do find it a bit unlikely because he's always been pretty loyal and supportive to inter even years after the fact [something that's becoming increasingly rare in modern times]. at the same time though he's very desperate to get into management again, and I guess stranger things have happened, ie a former juventus captain and manager is now managing their biggest rival. still though the scenes would unreal.

imagine the shitposting, imagine the albanianfag shooting himself in the head, streaming it live on DAZN

4321 with Jack and Leao behind Piatek would be good though

What is up with all this tafazzismo from milanisti?

Too bad Giampaolo is a one trick pony

>doubt mourinho would care

He said no to Juve because of Inter, there is no way he would go to Milan either. I could see him at Napoli or maybe Roma if Burger owner decided to splash some serious money but that's it.

youtube.com/watch?v=Uv6x3wS4oNA

A christmas tree formation is not that different from a diamond tho. I'd say it's better since your attacking mids have a lot of freedom

Highly doubt he was ever asked

>inter customers acting like they've won the league after 1 (one) win against a newly promoted relegation fodder side
and so the delusion begins

...

Last year's Inter would have lost this game

I thought of your post when the game ended, well done user

Thanks. I've always wanted to be remembered for something.

don't get too excited.

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Antonio"My daughter is more important than my wife"Conte. Is there a more based manager working right now? I think not.

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Watcha thinkin bout bud?

here's your second striker bro

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Why is he so skinny? He's a footballer, he has to hit the gym for at least once.

We're in damage control. Giampaolo was a con-man, a fraud it seems. He's backpeddling on everything. He's full of shit just like the Milan squad - and I say this as Milan fan.

>Suso, Hakan, Borini, Castillejo, Biglia etc.
They shouldn't be near Starting XI unless it's emergency with mass injuries/suspensions

He's the biggest pushover in the league, he loses every duel against anyone. I swear I see Mertens and Insigne hold off defenders better than him. I bet they could both beat him in armwrestling match and squat more than him.
Castillejo is pure söy.

I don't want Sarri to die lads. I liked him a lot in Napoli.

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hello, I am for the SEX

>Corriere della Sera reports that Giampaolo will switch to 4-3-2-1 against Brescia with Bennacer in front of the defense, Hakan and Suso behind Piatek

Just fire this retard already. He's literally copying Gattuso now.

What is he supposed to do? He din't get his SS and his 10.

The only explanation is that Suso and Hakan refused to move.

I'm not gonna watch Hakan-Piatek-Suso again - the worst football I've ever seen.

his actual position is the one he played in Palermo with Franco Vazquez behind him.
he must be free, without duties, like every one of us

dear Classifica, please update, ty

Nice grissini

Suso is the worst fucking player i've ever seen, his gay ass signature cross move is so fucking bad and laughable, and he is unable to play in any other position. What a fucking piece of shit trash player, how is he a footballer?

calmarse amigo, there is no need to get this upset this late. have a perro

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Everyone´s favorite league (Serie B) is back!, matchday 1 results

Pisa 0-0 Benevento
Salernitana 3-1 Pescara
Crotone 0-0 Cosenza
Venezia 1-2 Cremonese
Entella 1-0 Livorno
Cittadella 0-3 Spezia
Ascoli 3-1 Trapani
Empoli 2-1 Juve Stabia
Perugia 2-1 Chievo
Pordenone 3-0 Frosinone

>The city of Pescara, Cittadella, Chievo and Frosinone

Matchday 2:
Chievo-Empoli
Benevento-Cittadella
Spezia-Crotone
Cosenza-Salernitana
Cremonese-Entella
Livorno-Perugia
Trapani-Venezia
Juve Stabia-Pisa
Pescara-Pordenone
Frosinone-Ascoli

you now remember at one point pescara had verratti, immobile, and insigne all on the same squad

kek

Based and Blessedpilled, you will find your perfect GF in a week

youtube.com/watch?v=FRnmA41SOq4

Juzo Kabuto = Steven Zhang
Mazinger Z = Inter

Doctor Hell = Agnelli
Mikenes = Juve

Fra, mi hai fatto piangere

>didn't start Alfredo Donnarumma
>didn't start Muriel
>didn't start Sensi

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hey /seriea/ I just got home is punished Candreva winning the pallone d'oro?

Conte turned Candreva into prime Dani Alves.

It's over for Juve.

Yeah, they do. Happens more often then you think. Especially people like Sarri that have shit for lungs because they eat tar.

>inter have more italians than juve in their squad

what bizarro world are we living in?

I take it these are puns in Italian, can a friendly pastaman explain?

>Gonde
>Sturato, warm up.
>Allegro
>dai, dai, dai

Also why is every woman in Atalanta 10/10?

Juve got dominated by Parma so easily that I can't see them going over the 5th place in the league, they just can't

They do. It's easily top 10 causes of death among elderly still today.

I had it in one lung last year, nurse at the clinic blew me off on the phone "ure fine go to bed" I had 41 C fever for 2 weeks before I got penicilin.

you know remember late ancelotti,early allegri

>barca>real
>benfica>porto
>chelsea>manure
what a noble man

Enjoy your king cuck gobbi, he's going to destroy your locker room

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>swapping your best player for a vastly overrated tap in merchant such as Icardi
is this the most cucked move ever?

>Carlo Laudisa
ah yes, the calciomercato expert known for his specialist knowledge of reliable transfer rumours and alcohol-free cocktails

Why does he look like a typical SEA monkey though

t. SEA monkey

He's not the only one talking about it, you know

This. Dybala+De ligt for icardi-ranocchia incoming

This guy fucking sucks

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Have sex

Post reliable sources then

Candreva got unlocked and even Vecino played ok, I can't see why not him. He works as a second striker helping Lukaku out, they just need to get used to each other

His ego was getting in the way last match.
He was getting used to being the man right after Icardi dissapeared. Last match he seemed frustrated right before he got subbed.
I hope he doesn’t become a self-absord faggot this season and then pulls a neymar.

He will eventually get benched by Dybala since the twink is definitely better than him

The title is paper clickbait, the article actually talks about Paratici calling Marotta to talk about Icardi. Inter wanting Dybala is no mystery so of course he's going to be mentioned by Marotta. The rumour reported by the article is actually an offer of 35m+Mandzukic

Vecino was invisible though the entire first half

He actually did his job tho, winning the ball back and dealing it to others so they can do the job. Last season he counted on Brozo working for 2 and just kinda ran around. My dream is to see him unlocked as a vice Sensi

Wait bros

Inter fans get THIS aroused after beating fucking Lecce??
Last years must have been really difficult for them if they see this as an achievement

are you fucking crazy? Ranocchia is worth 5 times all the juve players

bumping with interthots

youtu.be/KZiM-yPtzxg
youtu.be/5kOzj9fggto

Barella is ten times more physically imposing than Vecino, I expect him to become the starter as soon as he gets fit. Conte can obviously improve everyone but Vecino is really a mediocre midfielder in my opinion.
It has nothing to do with Lecce. For the first time after 4 or 5 years we have a clear, concise attacking plan, everyone is constantly running, no moping around the pitch with shoulders hanging. Finally we have a midfield that isn't absolute dog shit, we scored more goals from out of the box last night than in the entire past season. There are some objective improvements going on that are worth getting excited over, also the transfer window is still not closed.

>last year
the last 6 years

twitter.com/MarcoBellinazzo/status/1165941912609742848
Thoughts?

everybody know that, only Paratici and juve are against it because "muh orgoglio"

Imagine those crazy eyes staring up at you

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>Juve
>orgoglio
Lmao

delusional merdafans

Also hnngg

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We've been over this. Saying that Icardi should be valued 80m is bullshit and not even Inter customers believe that.
So how the fuck would that be a financially good choice?

NO TENGO DINERO

can't unsee Xev Bellringer
Right now he is not worth more than 60m due to inactivity but you are also delusional if you think he won't be worth 100mil again in a year if he gets to play.

Also, Juve - Napoli next weekend.

Juve wants Icardi, Icardi wants Juve, Inter wants Dybala, Dybala wants Inter. It's fairly simple

Then let him play and sell him in a year lmao.

First round of Serie A saw 33 goals scored in 9 matches. 3.6 goals per match average.

Yet Milan couldn’t even get a shot on target against Udinese lmao

WHOLESOME

>You want my shoes, I want your car.
>Somehow that swap is an financially good operation for both of us
Even if it happens, because somehow juve decides they really need Icardi, in no way what Bellinazzo said makes sense.

>both teams overvalue their players helping each other for the Fair play
>also satisfy the two players who want to move to the teams

dybala is going to psg for neymar + cash

Let's be honest would any /seriea/ poster have done a worse job than Petrachi?
How do you get to the end of August without a starter CB after selling yours at the end of June?
How can you even think Perotti will be healthy enough to start?

>FFP
Pallotta pls

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Why would Allegri downgrade*

P E R R O

new milan anthem?

>20,000 viewed the presentation of the new Palermo team
>6k season tickets sold
Based non-plastics.

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>juve
>icardi
Guys, it won't happen if they don't get rid of both mandzukic and piggy

Get rid of Demiral, Rugani and Dybala and you can get Icardi

>juve is wining the champ-

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>no one bought barella or leao on fantacomfy

>buying players that aren't starting during the free transfer period

>tfw no ultimate team-esque experience where you watch you new team unveiled like a 20$ package
why even live

it was great m8, all the Palermo legends were wearing the kit from their era so you got Galeoto in a 90s kit and Zaccardo in his 2005/2006 kit.
Even Ilicic showed up with a great mix of older players from the 90s like Vasari and Nino Barraco and world class players like Miccoli and Toni
here are the highlights, MIccoli is extremely overweight kek
mediagol.it/video/video-sintesi-palermo-leggende-6-0-la-notte-dei-campioni-tutti-i-gol/
pic related Vito Chimenti, the man who invented bicicletta, in good shape

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You're, without a doubt, the most based fan in this thread. What's the new ownership like? Think you'll shoot up into Serie B?

This is our time /spee/. All those years of waiting, all the hurt and pain, all the suffering has only made us stronger.

UNA NUOVA ERA

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it is kinda like a meme management with this new president who is a small local entrepreneur in the field of street advertiing and restaurants.
It is good because the fanbase was destroyed by the last two years of Zamparini, in serie B last year there were like 2000 people attending matches while this year we already have more than 5000 season ticket holders. it is a rebirth, and they are doing it good.
They did a good job with the poll to choose the kit (you can vote too to decide Palermo's jersey next year, here ssdpalermo.it/it/vota-la-maglia/) and people are once again loving going to the stadium. THe main coreo by ultras was APPARTENENZA, 'belonging'.
There is also a hipsterish-holier than thou attitude in saying " I was there in serie C in 1997 while you all were supporting Juventus" which is a bit silly because a loto of people here in Palermo (not me) have dual support for a strisciata and for rosanero. Even the president of Italian Republic Mattarella is said to be a Plaermo supporter but he actually support Inter.
We'll see, we will go to serie C next year and I doubt that this president could sustain a team higher than that, but right now is a funny kind of redemption moment and people are enjoying it.

Girl in the middle looks like a Paki, trust me I know (flag)

It’s strange how terroni can look so different from each other. Gonde is a terroni yet he looks European.

sanchez is rumoured brety close to done deal. and maybe today flying to milano

Dybala soon too

He’s transferring flights in Barcelona end is picking up Messi on the way fra

>Coric to Almeria
goodbye mickey mouse Modric

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Based and nerazzurropilled

not just a new era...

A NEW BANTER ERA

He worked hard but shots just wouldn't land for him, relax he'll do better.

*You've been over this. For all his off-field flaws Icardi is still a great player who would bang in goals for Juventus. A
His off-field drama is mostly related to Inter, a change of scenery would give him a chance to re-focus on his football. Everyone is well aware that his footballing talents are worth much more than 80 mil in today's market.

>His off-field drama is mostly related to Inter
not sure Maxi Lopez or the entire Argentina squad would agree with you

*deposits 10 pesos in your account*

Literally said mostly, Maxi Lopez or Argentina aren't stopping him from playing club football.

I'm doing it >for free

Tbh Juve has worse banter era coming. Sarri is dying, De Ligt is a fat flop, they have a significantly diminished chance at winning CL compared to last year, in which inevitable case Tsu will pack his shit and leave because at his age he is playing on borrowed time, Chielini is on his last legs, you will be stuck with Boomer Bonucci as a captain, Wojak isn't good enough to be the #1 for the coming years... Jj are very close to needing a complete overhaul.

I will be suprised if they make it past this season's group stage in CL desu.

Rumours about a Suso - Demiral swap
>Dybala for le tap-in master cuck
>Demiral for Shituso
Lmao the state of JJ

Funny how Paratici can ruin Jj in just 1 year

It's Agnelli who's just done with the club and is trying to destroy it

>Juve barely won against [shit team] they are finished this year they don't win the league
Every year

Reminder dat Juve drew with Parma 6 months ago, it’s literally an improvement to grab the 3 points

>Milan switching to christmas three with Hakan and Suso behind Piatek
So, definitely-not-4-3-3?

reminder that Juve won the league 6 months ago

Didn't literally every journalist in Italy said that Milan isn't gonna try to buy Demiral after signing Duarte?

>RB Leipzig could close a loan deal for Roma striker Patrik Schick tomorrow, with his place set to be taken by Atletico Madrid’s Nikola Kalinic.

Sfinterismo is a mental illness

>awful preseason
>old cunts that do not want to leave
>best player wants to leave for Inter because of Ronaldo
>brought in an overrated hack as replacement for Allegri who's miles better
>about to get more drama in the locker with Icardi
>rumours of Sarri arguing with everybody and about to get fired
>new signings just fucking suck
>awful performance against Parma
>everything is okay alright lol
The state of (You)

Whatever you say dumb sfinterista

>that facebook tier quality of replying

jayjay fans are cute

Conjecture: The Post

The JJ era is simply over, they thought Ronaldo could carry them to victory but they forgot that Ronaldo isn't TSUUU without a good team behind him

>it is kinda like a meme management with this new president who is a small local entrepreneur in the field of street advertiing and restaurants.
ive been following palermo from a far for about two or three years now, and i can only assume it's a good change compared to all the clowns that handled the club in the last three years.

I can smell your delusion from here, enjoy these moments because in two months the scudetto's race will be over

What delusion?
Can you write a single sentence without using shitty meme buzzwords and explain your stance like an adult.

jesus christ you guys are getting stale.

B-but muh Candreva, muh giganigga, muh terrone Conte, w-we can win the scudetto this year la

>>awful preseason
as every year
>>best player wants to leave for Inter because of Ronaldo
false
>>about to get more drama in the locker with Icardi
false
>>rumours of Sarri arguing with everybody and about to get fired
false
>>new signings just fucking suck
false
>>awful performance against Parma
half false

Can't you all at least wait for the first defeat before starting this shit? It's literally just the first game of the season

Generals always turn to shit user.

jj could win with the espresso guy coaching. why do you think Allegri is mr. i am forgotten.

Bidone dell'anno 2018

thank you saudibro we really appreciate that. if you get to know some rich sheik who wants to invest here, you are welcome.
yes indeed it is a good change, at least the boycott ended and people will go back to the stadium.

>as every year
But is more evident this year
>false
Why else would Dybala leave Juve? Because of Ronaldo
>false
No? It's in his nature to bring drama
>false
>audio file proof is now false
>false
>Rabiot was abysmally bad
>de Ligt benched by Bonucci
>Ramsey broken as fuck
>Danilo who?
>half false
No, in the first half Juve had more possession but it didn't amount to anything, that's it
>Can't you all at least wait for the first defeat before starting this shit? It's literally just the first game of the season
So next Sunday? Lmao okay

>unironically reporting cds rumors
(You)

What part exactly

>rumours of Sarri arguing with everybody and about to get fired
>about to get more drama in the locker with Icardi
>best player wants to leave for Inter because of Ronaldo
here you go

>rumours of Sarri arguing with everybody and about to get fired
There's an audio file for that
>about to get more drama in the locker with Icardi
What else do you expect? Bringing Icardi in the locker means more drama
>best player wants to leave for Inter because of Ronaldo
He got sidelined last year because of Ronaldo, he wants to play more

>There's an audio file for that
source? obvious fake rumor
>What else do you expect? Bringing Icardi in the locker means more drama
Point is Icardi won't come
>He got sidelined last year because of Ronaldo, he wants to play more
Rumor and it doesn't mean he wants inter

Brozo blesses your thread.

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>But is more evident this year
Not at all
>Why else would Dybala leave Juve? Because of Ronaldo
It's not why, it's where he wants to go
>No?
He's not coming
>>audio file proof is now false
>Fanpage.it
>>Rabiot was abysmally bad
First real match after not playing for 6 months
>>de Ligt benched by Bonucci
Again, first match, he's already in the probable lineups
>>Danilo who?
Arrived last week
>No, in the first half Juve had more possession but it didn't amount to anything
First half could've ended 3 or 4-0. Allegri used to be great (or at least as good as he can be) up until december every season and then the team crumbled on the second half of the season, I'm actually thankful to see a Juve so tired after the first half of a match in august
>So next Sunday?
Yes, at least your shitposts won't be based on nothing

>source?
Don't even bother, seriously

You're a retard no you're a retard: the thread

>source? obvious fake rumor
vocaroo.com/i/s1qmyx3urbhy

>avid tifosi act like retards on the internet and keep flinging shit at each other
Imagine the shock

Based

>juvefags on full damage control already
as one wjse man said one time: "Il Rumore dei Nemici"

Why can't they , acknowledge this ?
One bad season happens to everybody there's nothing shameful about it, they're taking it way too personally

they won 8 scudetti in a row, i think they had enough, it's time to meet our new emperor Steven

Based

Everything can be true but you're stating it as 1000000% happening for sure when there are 37 more games to play, that's what bothers me

The only thing that is not 1000% true yet is Sarri getting fired, everything else makes sense and is true

So it's 1000000% true that de Ligt, Rabiot and Ramsey are pure shit and can't possibly become good in the incoming weeks?
A bad match against Parma means all the matches of the season are going to be like that?
Are you fucking serious?

>buy every meme player with a slight chance of being good
>longest bench in /seriea/
>drama in the locker room incoming
>coach literally dying
>desperately trying to sell his best player since June

BAAAAAW s-stop bullying us

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de Ligt has always been shit I don't know why you got him, Rabiot was a benchwarmer and Ramsey is always broken

Has this grown on anyone else, its grown on me, not that bad

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>twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1166310136970993664?s=19
22 year old leftback Guilherme Arana from Sevilla to Atalanta

Still ugly as fuck but I will admit that the shade of blue actually looks nice under the stadium lights, it looked too bright initially to me and not saturated enough.

>de Ligt has always been shit
Name a defender better than him at that age, there aren't many top defenders to invest your money into for the future right now
>Rabiot was a benchwarmer
Only because he started shit up with his mother

REEEE PANCRAZIO GIVE US THE LEADERBOARD

>Name a defender better than him at that age
Bastoni, Vallejo, Upamecano, Diop, Sessegnon, Sarr
>Only because he started shit up with his mother
And was a Motta baby, once he was gone Rabiot got exposed

>name a better defender
Matej Mitrović, Tin Jedvaj, Duje Ćaleta-Car and Filip Benković.

How did based Lukaku play? Is he still out of shape?

See you next season /seriea/

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He was alright, had some nice passes, actually dropped to help lower when needed. But he is heavy as fuck, can't jump, can't run fast enough to avoid offside traps. In a few months when he drops about 10 kilos it should be good. More importantly, he scored a goal which should do well for his confidence.
Lautaro was far worse.
Farewell Shicky, don't let the door hit you on teh way out and don't kill yourself over being replaced by motherfucking >Kalinic

>he has fewer than 80 points in the fanta league
Yikes

I fucked up by buying Matri and DeVrij injury messed me up

>Bastoni, Vallejo, Upamecano, Diop, Sessegnon, Sarr
None of them went even close to what de Ligt achieved at the same age.
de Ligt has been the captain of his team for I think 3 years already and is already a starter for his NT, while most of these players are still playing in their U21
>Matej Mitrović, Tin Jedvaj, Duje Ćaleta-Car and Filip Benković
Never heard of them

>Jedvaj in italy
yeah that worked out perfectly

It looks good on women, makes their boobs look bigger

Oh wow, he carried his team in the Eredivisie! He must be such a big player then

>None of them went even close to what de Ligt achieved at the same age
Yeah, none of them singlehandedly gave away three goals in CL semifinals

Damn, the next Scirea looks like THAT?

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>never heard of Super Lig winner Matej Mitrović
>never heard of World Cup silver medalists Tin Jedvaj and Ćaleta-Car
>never heard of Scottish treble winner Filip Benković
Yikes.

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Meanwhile Bastoni and Sessegnon are going to warm the benches of Inter and Tottenham, Vallejo has been sent to Wolves even if Real has shit sub defenders and Upamecano, Diop and Sarr play for EL/Midtable-tier teams. How come no better team even from their respective league tried to buy them?
None of them even played a CL semifinal, hell not even a Quarter

Damn, you will never wake up next to your wife looking at you like THAT?

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Has nothing to do with my point

>Replace a young shitter waiting to be unlocked with an old shitter
Wtf Roma

>waiting to be unlocked
user...

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>implying Juve is better than those teams

And what is your point? Fine, Eredivisie sucks so it means he sucks too of course, but what about NT?
De Vrij would be good enough to play alongside Van Dijk, but apparently he doesn't

Okay now the bait just is too blatant

>And what is your point
That he's shit and a liability. Look at how well playing De Ligt and benching De Vrij has worked out for them so far!

Somebody should shop his face there

>classifiche still not working properly

Winning their Nations League groep against the last 2 WC winners (France and Germany), beating the WC semi-finalists in the Elite 4 (England) and only losing 1-0 in the final against the reigning European Champions

>somebody
You do it, you lazy med

>tfw already panicking and changing every player
Who had the idea to do this? It's too fucking stressful

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>only losing 1-0 in the final against the reigning European Champions
With De Ligt making the mistake that cost them the goal

>1 mistake ruins an otherwise near-flawless run-in
It’s not it’a a personal mistake of his, choking in finale is in our Dutch DNA

>rich sheik
lmao, the country is running dry, lad. besides, foreign investors don't seem to be doing so hot in italy, do they ?

the blue stripes look way darker on the field

>those gas tanks in the back
grim

That wasn't his only mistake that tournament. He was also pretty horrific during this preseason. Makes me wonder, did Juve buy him on the "two minuses give a plus" principle, expecting him to cancel out their own choking DNA?

It was an inside job, Scirea was too charismatic and had to be put down, next in line is Pinturicchio
>judging a player by his preseason
I mean, I don't really rate de Ligt nor I think we needed him (Demiral was enough), but judging someone by his preseason is dumb.

Don’t you dare pirate Serie A football in the Juve stadium

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>releasing this announcement right before the game against Napoli
What did exactly Juve mean by this?

Meret fucked up my score by a lot. I am thinking to swap him for Scezeny or Handanovic desu.

Get Udinese’s gk, Musso

Radu fra

twitter.com/realdonagnelli/status/1165995675953352704?s=21

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is this what passes as funny on twitter?

It's not like he gets any serie a football so we can judge him on that

>"American" humour
Absolute trash

>people in this very thread coming to conclusione after literally the 1st matchday
Stop that

And we only had one matchday so far. For the first few matches it's going to be Allegri's Juve with a bit of Sarri's playstyle. Give it a month or so and he will be a starter along with Chiellini.

>Give it a month or so and he will be a starter along with Chiellini
I recall this being said about Rugani several times in the past

>fullbacks level with CBs
>one guy in midfield
>4 up top

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Tbh how people rate Giampaolo after his last season at Sampdoria? Samp was on track to get an EL spot only to end up 10th by fucking up all the final matches.

>younger player breaking through the juve ranks
how are Rugani, Bernardeschi and Spinazzola doing? Or even Dybala now for that matter?

Yeah, but Juve didn't pay anything for Rugani at that time, plus Chiellini was still in shape somewhat and Bonucci managed to be decent 90% of the time. Right now the former is broken half the time and Bonucci is still recovering from the Milan trauma, Matthjis will definitely get his playtime especially after what >we have spent to get him

Bernardeschi was a starter most of the time last season, Spinazzola injured most of the time and was supposed to be Sandro's sub anyway, Rugani is just Rugani, unreliable.
>Or even Dybala now for that matter?
The fuck are you talking about, Dybala was a starter for three seasons till Juve got Ronaldo and had to change their tictocs to fit him.

Cursed image

Dude stop getting baited all the time fuck sake

>all the time
Fuck off I got baited by the bosnian and the falseflagger ONCE

>Bonucci managed to be decent 90% of the time
He has pretty much been useless if you disregard his occasional goal/meme long range pass. Whenever he's under pressure on defense his lack of ability gets exposed. People ITT and juve fans everywhere cried tears of joy when they saw him fuck off to Milan.

On the topic of Rugani/de Shigt, there are quite alot of similarities between the players. I'd argue that de Ligt faces even greater pressure to succeed, considering the value of his transfer and the continued lack of European success Juve faces. Like the guy above said, not many youngsters managed to handle that pressure over the years.

Get a job, have sex and sort yourself out

You niggers are seriously gullible enough to get tricked into Juve struggled against Parma when the first half could have ended 4-0 and we stopped attacking only around the 70th minute when Costa was subbed off. After that we just managed without any major danger. Same shit seen last year with the added bonus of people saying Juve got frauded because Tsu took 3-4 matches to score
Relax

Not an argument

Dalbert to Viola with a swap with Biraghi

I know, but it's solid life advice that you should consider following

Will do

Lads, how do we stop Lukaku?

Have Lasagna mark him

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throw in his contract discount voucher bonuses for the best deli in Milan, in six months time paparazzi will catch him overdosing week in week out like Adriano but this time on beer and porchetta

why aren't napoli gunning for icardi ? wanda literally can't win a media war against adl

Waiting for the discount

inda doesn't understand that no one will buy icardi for more than 50

they are, but apparently Icardi is retarded and doesn't want to leave

Petrachi buy someone reeeeeeeee
Possibly not kalinic, Lovren, Rugani, Tyson or fucking Boga

im starting a go fund me for napoli. 20 mill should be enough to acquire hamez and icardi

Pssst, want to buy this one-time Eredivisie winner, 2x Dutch Cup winner and 2x Dutch Supercup winner?

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Here your >you

thanks man city

up the sky blues(napoli that is)

You're now supposed to hire a bald fraud

I think legal problems of Wanda and Maxi about their kids, + Wanda being on Italian tv, are the biggest obstacles for Icardi moving.

Someone should have gotten the Llorente striker on loan for a year

the one that got away

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Not bald enough

why the fuck are rubentus doing? are they selling out future stability for their meme CL win?

?? So far the only dumb move was Cancelo for Danilo. And Ronaldo last year.

After he leads Feyenoord to EL glory he will come

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>Pescara fukt by goddamn Ventura
>Teramo loses to Catanzaro in the dumbest way
>N'Koulou refusing to play meaning I had to sell him off
>Cristiddio Santo echoing in the distance
Atleast my Fanta went decent and my local team BTFO'd Giulianova and Notaresco in Coppa Italia

huge contract for ramsey, not selling piguian to chelsea, not offloading old and busted khedira and matuidi, buying back bonucci, freezing out dybala, buying a meme cb for gorillions

their wages have to be astronomical

Nothing that Lapo can't fix

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C-correa will fix everything r-right fras?

God I hope he wins it, I think he deserves it
>huge contract for ramsey
That's how it works with players on a free transfer.
>not selling piguian to chelsea
It's not like Juve could force Chelsea to buy him anyway
>not offloading old and busted khedira and matuidi
>he doesn't rate Khedira
otherwise I agree on matuidi, but he wants to stay
>buying back bonucci
Had to I think, the team would've lacked of cohesion with Buffon's departure. Plus the dumb all in on the CL
>freezing out dybala
I love Dybala but he had his fucking chances. He's simply weakmind, I doubt he will grow out of this
>buying a meme cb for gorillions
You forgot to say that he's a YOUNG meme cb, thus it counts as futureproofing :^).

ynr when bonucci chimped on out dani alves when alves said
>i already have three CLs lad

based macaco putting bonucciate in his place

the problem wih ramsey’s contract is that he is injury prone and the club also brought in rabiot on big bux

chelsea were shit outta luck and piggy was literally the only striker they could buy

he is a young CB but they also have rugani, and had caldara - thye could have spunked that monye on another forward when ronaldo retires this season or nxt

I don't even know why I was surprised, this shit happens every year

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>schick out
thank porco dio

inter are second most popular team, no? they will sell more copies than by claiming the obvious favourites would win. The same thing happens in England with liverpool

Go back to Facebook

>the problem wih ramsey’s contract is that he is injury prone and the club also brought in rabiot on big bux
At least he'll play brilliantly in the 8 matches he's gonna start in
>chelsea were shit outta luck and piggy was literally the only striker they could buy
Yeah, but Giroud is better than a demotivated Higuain and they would've rather focused on their youth (which they did) than getting Piggy for that price.
>he is a young CB but they also have rugani, and had caldara
>Rugani
I don't think he will get any better than this. As of Caldara, Juve probably knew about him being prone to injuries and decided to get a more reliable (lol) CB, Bonucci.
>thye could have spunked that monye on another forward when ronaldo retires this season or nxt
I would've rather got one with Ronaldo's money desu

who is he?

Yeah but it's not only the papers, sfInteristi are like that too
You may not see it but you're literally facebook reincarnated

Ok Reddit

I just feel that Juve are kind of in a bad spot. They have a super-talented squad, no doubt; maybe the best in Europe but it also feels like they are one or maybe two years away from needing to blow the whole thing up and restarting. In five years they will probably only have de Ligt, Bentancur, Bernadeschi, and Rabiot remaining.

This team maybe has two good seasons left if they are lucky, they can;t just keep cycling through players like they do. It is unreasonable to buy Higuian for a few seasons, Ronaldo for a few seasons, who is next? Will they play Luis Suarez for a few season before spening another 80,000,000 on a 30 year old forward?

>DeBoer, Mazzarri, Pioli
we got through some real shit

Gazzetta is what happen when you shitpost irl

Juve is going the last Moratti cycle for Inter. Spending shitton of money to get that CL title.

PIOLI POWER
What club will he go to next?

Bologna in a few weeks

Inter literally had a sponsorship contract with rcs (gazzetta's media group) a few years ago. Not sure if they still have them but you can see it's not just because of popularity. And it's always easy to sell copies when they hype things up rather than report when something is wrong.
Now clubs even started banning journos who talk shit about them, not granting them access to press conference or interviews, so they literally shill everyone.
For example, they've been sucking Pallotta's cock since a year ago, even calling him the best president in Roma's history which is honestly embarrassing.

Is it Inter's year la?

Yes fra, top of the table from start till finish

w-why whats happening in few weeks ??!!

/ouryear/ fra.

Of course, dybala is coming

Is it true ragu should cook for at least 2 hours after you add the tomato at the end?
It’s been cooking for 1 hour now and I really want to eat it

Pancrazio what are you doing

sanchez is rely close today or tomorrow it could happen. sanchez gave up on 500k to make the difference smaller. also biraghi deal too close

D E C I S I V E

Nothing to worry about frà, h-hahahah

I mean it won't be utter shit if you take it out a bit earlier

its all for cl

I think porcini would’ve gone well with the ragu, I’ll add them next time. In 20 mins it has cooked the end ragu for 2 hours and I can finally eat lads

Is Biraghi-Dalbert the new Pistone-Carlos?

Roma was banning certain reports since forever now

Moise Kean and Nicolo Zaniolo are not expected to be called up by Italy for next month’s Euro 2020 qualifiers.

It was first reported in the wake of Italy Under-21’s European Championship exit in June that Kean and Zaniolo would be overlooked by CT Roberto Mancini.

The Everton striker and Roma midfielder were dropped for the Azzurrini’s final U21 Euro match against Belgium due to lateness.

Now, as per Corriere dello Sport, Mancini has decided not to call up the pair for the seniors’ upcoming fixtures against Armenia and Finland.

Instead, they should stay with the U21s and form part of the first squad named by new boss Paolo Nicolato.

if Hakan makes the irght movement and turn he has 4 passing option and you are on the hedge of the box with 2 passes, but he's a shit player so he stays hidden between opposing midfielders

I was surprised to find out his natural position is actually CM and not a winger

>no suspension for Mertens
Too scared of Napolecani bitching about it i guess

His antics won't escape the 1000 eyes of the Allianz Stadium camera system

Why are there so many Balkan Inter supporters?

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they are idiots

t.juventino

>sells two starters
>doesn't replace them
What did he mean by this?

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low IQ

Lack of onions in diet

Lecce getting Imbula from Stoke.

Multiple reasons.

Regular public tv was broadcasting calcio in the 90s up to eary/mid 2000s, alongside some very kino iconic commentators. That was also peak Serie A.
Calcio collecting cards (not stickers but those thicker cardboard-made ones) were extremely popular cca 99/2000/2001, and each season there were about dozen or so gold cards with superstar players like Totti, batistuta, ronaldo etc.... Ronaldo being by far the most rare of all. So it was easy to impress on a lot of kids.
Golden era PES strongly favored Inter and had Inter players with insane stats. I would go as far to say that PES5 and PES6 brought more fans to Inter than winning the treble did and I am dead serious about that.

Not saying that all serb fans were Inter fans, far from that, there were just as many if not more Milan fans and some Juve/Lazio but in the minority. But there was still a lot of us.

suggestion: scrap the EL and initiate a relegation cup, where relegated teams play against each other.

twitter.com/DiMarzio/status/1166414663900434432
>getting paid millions to do nothing but fuck your middle age wife and raise her children

What the fuck is he trying to achieve here

Revenge

official ciao mario out

At this point I'm thinking this was a long term Wanda's plan that began with her leaving Maxi for Icardi.
She wanted a submissive younger rich male to satisfy her sexually and raise her children, and she found a perfect one in Icardi. She persuaded him into give her the controll on his career, and now he got to a point where no team, sponsor or other procurators will ever want him again

40m well spent

The long term FinDom con, brilliant

he literally doesn't care about football, he said that multiple times in the past, he's fine earning his millions and living comfly in Milan

mobile.twitter.com/svbastian_/status/1166402665066258432

This so bad. Funny thing is that they won't even win the CL

why is it taking forever ?

Most likely they won't win a thing from now on for the next 15 years

>can't make plusvalenze in fantacomfy
I got rused

>burning synthetic material
enjoy your cancer kids

I think you can in january

Shouldn't you be thinking about Juve rather than waste your time with fantacalcio, Fabio?

yeah over the years I've met a lot of balkan boomer lazio supporters due to a lot of obvious players, a couple of them probably being the reason others support inter too, on top of your other reasons

Heard you were talking shit

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"Most likely" from your own delusional & interista point of view. In reality they are still going to dominate in Italy for some years while the inevitable decline takes its course

>I think you can in January
Yeah but I sold a player now and can't rebuy him
Fuck off I'll buy pulgar for 15 and sell him to Roma for 25, buy De Paul at 30 and sell in eplel at 60, get Sanchez on loan and swap with icardi loan

Am I the only one who gags when brushing my teeth? Some angles are just terrible. I'm sometimes worried I'll throw up.

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Speaking of fanta, are automatic subs a thing or the panchina is just for decoration?

subs are automatic and they enter in the order you put them

They better be automatic, I have 20 points on bench

Roma's books were in the red even after selling Nainggolan, Strootman and Allison.

Borja Valero.

What is the hottest italian accent on a girl /seriea/? Which dialect/part of the country?

Tuscan

>I love your big hock user

VAMOS CARAJO LA PUTA MADRE NON MOLLIAMO MAI

Vallée d'Aoste :)

For me, it's none other than Lazio.

It was well spent, at least that kia scammer got exposed and the young chinck understood his lesson to spend wisely

>Roma's books were in the red even after selling Nainggolan, Strootman and Allison.
See that would make sense if he didnt pay 30m for a gk, 20 for Veretout and doubled the wages of other club's bench warmers.

Have a good night /seriea/

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How thought the "gol fuori casa" rule didn't exist anymore, why did Olympiacos pass with an overall 3-3?

Who was she again?

instagram.com/saramalakul/?hl=en

@DiMarzio on Sky Italia says Alexis Sanchez deal to Inter is agreed

C A P O
A
P
O

RIP Lautaro and Politano

Any update on Dybala? PSG or Inter?

Lautaro chimps out deal done fra

I don't rate Lautaro

Imagine how humiliating it would be for Manure if Lukaku and Sanchez do great here

Apparently Conte and Marotta think the same

Week 1 of the 2019-20 Serie A season set a new League record in stadium attendance.

The opening round averaged 26,000 spectators – a new high since Serie A was increased to 20 teams in 2004-05.

The arrival of several big names and the campaign starting later than usual is thought to be behind the record.

The biggest attendance was seen at San Siro, where 64,188 turned up to watch Inter thrash Lecce 4-0.

In second place was the 38,779 at the Olimpico, where fans were treated to a 3-3 draw between Roma and Genoa.

The Artemio Franchi came in third as 33,614 witnessed Napoli edge out Fiorentina in a 4-3 thriller.

The last two opening rounds of Serie A had clocked up an average of just over 22,000.

>The biggest attendance was seen at San Siro, where 64,188 turned up to watch Inter thrash Lecce 4-0.
>
>In second place was the 38,779 at the Olimpico, where fans were treated to a 3-3 draw between Roma and Genoa.
This difference is mad

I think he lacks speed to be second striker and height to be the 9
We are stuck with him in the national team because people like him.

>capo

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Manlet syndrome

now only what is needed is lukaku backup since icardi is out. lukaku-sanchez can play together but i think sanchez needs abit time to learn the system

lautaro was gud. very enteprising plus technical. his shot was what gave lukaku his first goal

twitter.com/MilanEye/status/1166462944957337600

>the actually better and more expensive player is the alternative
Di Marzio has been an absolute mess this summer

>Furthermore, Inter will cover €5m of Sanchez’s €23m salary for the duration of the campaign.

so loaning sanchez to inter will cost manu 18 million? kek

OLE AT THE WHEEL

L-l-lads...
La bolla delle plusvalenze in Serie A: domani inchiesta sulla @Gazzetta_it
con i dati dell’ultimo quinquennio di tutte le squadre. #SerieA da record in Europa, è allarme per il sistema calcio in Italia.
twitter.com/MarcoIaria1/status/1166467194160635909

so i guess you don't brush your tongue

>i don’t rate lautaro
Why not lad

Juve

Conte only wants Alexis cause he's the most meme'd guy on Yea Forums

Coming to victory as underdog through the power of memes, a familiar strategy

Juventus to B soon

so any news about correa?

Yes (no)

Yes
No (yes)
Sarcastic yes
Yes?

Sanchez to Inter definitely means Dybala will not come to Inter, 80% he stays at juve. Or PSG is waiting in other case.

Rumoured to last be playing at Lazio

You think Inter their Vanheudsen and the other bunch is somewhat safer?

neymar to barca
dybala to PSG
all within this week
cap this
inter finish first
JJ second
lazio third
i am time traveler

>I'm ready capo

What if Conte unlocks him though? Then it's game over for Juventus

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he will.

Lukaku - Sanchez (Dybala)
Looks promising

>porchetta in Milano

>No one wants to buy Milan shitters
>Suso and Hakan refuse to leave for any club
>Laxalt refused Atalanta despite not seeing any play time

There won't be anymore signings, will there?

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Suso for Demiral soon

>Laxalt refused Atalanta despite not seeing any play time

Fuck this gay earth

I forgot your club's chinese owners had the club repossessed.
You'd think a bunch of American debt asset collectors would know how to flip and get the most from players.
Shows what I know

>Juve, respinta offerta della Roma per Rugani. Il Milan spera per Demiral
Dubs and Paratici dies in a car crash tomorrow morning

checked
happening

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PADRINO

Happening

I'm sure the boomers Chiellini and Bonucci can play league, coppa and CL without getting injured or suspended a single time.

So Sarri probably decided to keep Rugani and sell Demiral.
Is he still better than Allegri, /seriea/? I want all the allegri haters to apologize now

yes he is
not for too long tho an alive manager is still better than a dead one

Juve 2020: no roaches allowed.

>and more expensive
Atletico asks 55 millions for Correa, how's Everton more expensive?

new thread CAPO edition?

yes please

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