Imagine ruining your multimillion dollar career for an average looking woman

her vagina has magical properties

Relationships are unironically like in that South park episode. It doesn't matter what your gf looks like irl what matter is how she looks on instagram

How old is she?

There should be a mandatory course internationally for unintelligent men who stand to gain millions; the curriculum should be about how women use their sexuality to take advantage of our biological drives. Men seriously have no idea how much of a threat their penis is to their long-term well-being.

Can there be one about awful tattoos as well?

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Imagine covering your natural body with ink that depicts yourself

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make a post whenever it happens faggot

If she made him a millionaire, then she can afford to get some liposuction.

This queen of cellulite is one of those girls who thinks "I'm beautiful the way I am".

Imagine being Icardi in that club and having to be all like "damn, Wanda Nara, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your bloated body and horrific horse monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both Lukaku and me." when all he really wants to do is score another 16 goals this season. Like seriously imagine having to be Icardi and not only sit in that bench while Wanda Nara flaunts her disgusting body in talk shows, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, match after match, hour after hour, while she perfected that speech. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her slutty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, WANDA NARA LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Argentina. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then Conte calls for another workout, and you know you could kill every single person on this pitch before the staff security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Mauro. You're not going to lose your future football career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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This is the worst tattoo I have ever seen.

footballers are children when it comes to women. they autistically focus on football so don't form normal teenage experiences and fall for the first thot that shows them attention. so many spanish players have gfs/wives 5-10 years older, they are preyed on and get used for their money and lifestyle but are too naive or dumb to see it.

at least he scored

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Holy SHIT this can't be real!

I will you little bitch. Bitch ass mark ass nigga. Eat a dick faggot

And let me guess: you're 8 gallons tall and weigh about 378 feet or whatever units you fuckwads use

who is this
John Terry?

>average looking woman
Mate, she is one of the ugliest fucking hoes I've ever seen in my life.

What's worse is that tattoo is from a goal he scored against Monaco. A tie they ultimately lost.

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literally who?

OH NO NO NO

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It works for him since he's only known for being a goofball.
And his tattoo actually looks like him

Imagine not using many top European Stars in your national team because of Tabloids?

You’re so bad you’re worse than England, at least England doesn’t take the Daily Mail’s opinions on Hendo and Sterling seriously. They played Gazza while he was doing blow and trading blows with Noel Gallagher and you don’t call up Icardi cause he fucked wrong

Who?

Some Wop who stole his teammates wife so now the sudaca wops all hate him

its unironically his best tattoo quality wise

That tattoo is actually well done. Steve-o is silly too, so it works perfectly.

Proper boomer

Based

he's not better than Wanchope Abila
also
>They played Gazza while he was doing blow and trading blows with Noel Gallagher
>who is Maradona
flag checks out

she fucking fine you incels

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maradona first tried drugs in italy when he no longer played for argentina

>muh drugs

shut the fuck up fatass lol

>mention drugs
>congolombian gets triggered
lmao. like clockwork.

He was on drugs while playing for napoli

>Comparing 00s media to 80s media
Nobody cared and the media was on it too. CIA was trying to fund multiple wars and the free press was a punchline. Anyway sport was only cared about by alcoholic dads, drug dealers and street gangs. Doc Gooden was a celebrity and universally loved in burgerland

>he's not better than Wanchope Abila
LMAO this is what rosita juniors fans actually believe

Oh no it's cocomordan time

Delete

Lisa Berger syndrome.

Platense fan actually, would mention Susvielles or Tarragona but no one would understand

Where do I buy your self help book?

she looks like shit on Instagram

Maybe that's the reason he married her and not a model? Pretty much all the guys who fuck his friend's wife/gf is because he actually wants to fuck his friend

t. psycholgist

I laughed user

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she's over 30yo and had 4 or 5 kids, that's normal m8

Why are you defending this whore, is it cause she from your country or are you a whore yourself

the horseface was already there though

pinilla after the 2014 wc, it wasn't even a final kek

yea, but cellulite is normal

that's her trademark

Is this average in shitaly? Makes sense why they think New Jersey is fine.

Dwayne Wade is married to a 47 year old negress

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but she still look fine af

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B A S E D

Italian women are babe actually

the NFL may not have an official class, but they do take the time to specifically talk about this very thing to rookies

>47 years old
black dont crack, holy shit

das rite white boi

its not so much a class, as it is playing bitches aint nuthin but hoes and tricks over and over again until the players learn the words

Gabrielle Union is 110% Nubian goddess though. She's Halle Berry tier, would absolutely piss /pol/ off with her.

underrated

gross

He doesn't even have bags under his eyes

No kids by natural birth (Used a surrogate for the one she had)
Bad comparison compared to 30 year olds that naturally gave birth to 3-4 kids

you all are a bunch of fucking virgins that either would kill to have the chance to fuck a woman like that or you are gay.

Tattoo fags are truly subhumans

This fucker could've saved us from 1-7.

t. Wanda

She looks pretty cute though

true
I wouldn't if I would be as rich as famous as Icardi though (he's good looking too, but I'm better looking)

Actually no I wouldn't you might because that is a 10 for you in your country

It's statistically objectively relatively factually extremely possible that most people ITT fucked better girls in their lifetime lad. She's not disgusting, celulite is normal, but she's no milf as she has a fucking horse face if you haven't noticed

>desu
You need to go back dweeb

Ugh what the fuck is going on with those kebab legs.

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yeah, not the whole upper body and arms being one big tattoo is the notable thing, the two piercings are.

Who is this faggot?

Man you should look at Steve-o now. He has a youtube where he regularly posts content.

He is so balanced now, but he's still the same guy that will gladly risk poking himself in the eye with a knife for fun. It's weird seeing him, almost trippy in a way, he's mature and no longer fucked up on heroin and shit, but he's still the same old Steve-o.

Which ep?

pussy wiped

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atl east hes not a virgin incel like me

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el goblino

does this nigga know about mirrors?

he's so cute. I can't stand it he's with that obese horse face. Why can't he and Dybala just fuck and post in on pornhub so we can all watch

Where is he gonna end up? his Inter contract goes till 2021

His Inter contract lasts till 2021
Where is he gonna end up?

Jorge l can go right now and look at all the ugly std whores in my town that cost 5 euro to fuck and NONE of them will have legs that ugly

Newell's as a player or FCO as the owner.