/tennis/ - US Open Day 1

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Fist for Mashichka OBLITERATING Gorilliams tonight

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That app will show a wide variety of tv channels including BT Sport and Eurosport etc

iOS alternative? :(

Find Dutchbro and ask him
He might be circulating in other threads

Is Opelka just servebot 2.0 or should I get excited?

USTA Servebot #8934892389
Don't get your hopes up.

Come on Márton you sexy bastard

What happened to my boy Jack Sock? I know he had some injuries this year, is be playing the us open this year or rehabbing?

I saw her speaking once. She was stumbling like an idiot.

Wait there's crowd chanting usa usa usa?

>kerber

post your retarded bets

Opelka would be good if he had a better serve and forehand desu

Forgot pic related

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The fix is in

I hope Tiafoe gets knocked out early
Can't stand the hype ESPN gives him

god i wish that were me

same except it's with FAA

I've been waiting for him to break out for 3 years now. Any major now I swear

What the FUCK is his problem?

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forgot image

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das raysis

Igaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Angie, you're beautiful
But ain't it time we said goodbye
Angie, I still love you
Remember all those nights we cried
All the dreams we held so close
Seemed to all go up in smoke
Let me whisper in your ear
Angie, Angie

Spain had a chance to yeet Djokobot there out of the first set

das a hairy leg

poor kirby

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>PCAK

Unironically my favorite player

Being a Fognini fan is suffering.

still luv you based Kirby

ANGIE FANBOYS OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>people watch WTA unironically
Tbdesu I'll be watching 'Rena vs The Shouty Lady

Will Angie ever win another grand slam?

CAM ON IGA, SCORE SAM FAKING SLAMS!

>vs The Shouty Lady
edgelord

>so far only one seeded women lost
impressive for WTA

no, and truth be told I will be surprised if she ever wins another title ;(

based

Very pessimistic!

Admit it lad

is there a particular reason why the ballslaves have to be on all fours?

they are gods there to fetch it

So they can be dominated postmatch by peak tennis Amazons such as Sabs

Admit what?

KOSOVO IS SERBIA

Hello, Mr. Bogdanoff?

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Feel bad for this Spaniard, Nole hasn't even broken a sweat.

Based or cringe?

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why is kerber so shit lads?

Actually based.

Caro was talking there, something in French to herself I guess


I want to marry her btw

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I was rooting for her, I'm sorry she lost first round.

I've heard French women don't shave.

We all were rooting for sweet Caro...

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wew

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her lips are moving, maybe will webm make at 480p quality later
maybe not

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who the hell is this jobber against iga?
i thought serbs were supposed to be good at tennis

fuck off tom :DDDD

>That hairline
STATE of it

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evans is ten times more talented than edmund

>djokovic is so boring commentators are literally talking about college tennis
wew

ESPN coverage is so shit in general

This

There's no point commentating a djokobot game until he plays a top 10 player.

More to do with the absolute state of that booth. That Australian faggot who cooms over Federer, either McEnroe, Brad Cuckbert, and some washed up WTA hag. It’s horrific.

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Do Americans really?

Is Daniil gonna take the USO lads?
It's him or the Big 3

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based

Kek. I remember this. She got so much shit for it that she literally had to quit modelling.

>She got so much shit for it
Why?

>SJW from /pol/ wants to argue
nobody take the bait~

Seeing how easily Rafa handled him, no. I don’t think he has the ability to paint lines over 5 sets, unlike a Wawrinka or even Kyrgios.

believe it or not, nobody outside of murrica cares about people with paint on their faces

he will beat fraud and faker but lose to dull

KEK FUGNINI

ITS OGRE

*makes white women seethe*

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The best outcome

*made

well no wonder. they expect a fair competition, not a trained, roided gorilla

she's an absolute unit, though she shouldn't be allowed to play against slav women

Fogmeme holding on boys

The absolute state of Shitaly

there should be a tournament exclusively for black women and men where they play with raquets made out of bamboo sticks and balls are replaced with coconuts

fuck serena and fuck niggers but save the gorillas

henin had her number in slams

I'm afraid Kei will lose to the Big3 again. He's won 20 straight except for them in Gland Slam

BASED

>there should be a tournament exclusively for black women and men where they play with raquets made out of bamboo sticks and balls are replaced with coconuts
>fuck serena and fuck niggers but save the gorillas

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i don't get that shirt.
i thought all while mails are disgusting babies who are afraid of based blacks and whamen and try to keep them down. why would anyone want that low of a confidence?

What do you care, you're a slav? How does this fat bitch impact your life?

Fogmeme finna come back from 2 sets down again

Hopefully Fognini double bagels Opelka and forever ends the USTA Servebot meme so “”we”” can finally win some majors.

BASED FOG

Who is Svetolina playing after?

i ask because i'm curious what is the thought process of the maker and the buyer.
it may just be me, but i like to know other peoples point of views. are you that worried about my questions? that kinda proves my point, you have no confidence in your self at all. unless you're asian, since you're from canada and all. that would make sense too.

>all this seethe ITT

Stay mad. Always knew there were jealous, flat assed white roastie ITT

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Based Pole absolutely RAKING the leaf.

Oh no servebot is malfunctioning

>wears king's crown
>is a man
it all makes sense

This isn't pol my guy, who the fuck cares.

>i ask because i'm curious what is the thought process of the maker and the buyer
To make /pol/cells like you seethe. I'd say they were pretty successful.

>t. DeShawn-Cornelius Hallman

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The greatest of all time

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>make /pol/cells like you seethe
what makes you say any of those two points? i'm just pointing the fault in thought process of someone that posted that and tried to be cool

When will /spol/ ever learn

>still replying
They've already worked you and you don't realize it

Hello, when does Murray play?

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At the next Grand Slam

its a basic form of brainwashing/psy ops/mk ultra/building a social narrative

the purpose is to limit the white men, the purpose is to shame their desire to be successful, to be vocal, to shame their confidence

the purpose of modern feminism is not putting women on the men's heights, but lowering men to women's heights, speaking figuratively

(i LOVE women btw and call myself a feminist, i.e. pro-abortion and against promiscuity and mass migration)

Actually he played a challenger in Mallorca today.
Jesus, at least he won.

so you're saying if someone insults others and then stops replying immediately they are winning argument? very american of you

Based Boris

SERB BULL STRIKES AGAIN

I want Thiccolina to beat Venus but I am always concerned she will choke in the first round, especially against an American wild card

Not to underestimate Memelina's choking ability, but she's playing against a literal 17 year-old

>there's a janny ITT

Jesus Christ please tell me it's not Boris

so that's the reddit intellect. simply repeating your opponents views and opinions in an unhumorous way with the hope anybody believes and follows your nonsense ,without showing the slightest ability to refute anything at all.

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a 17 year old ranked outside the top 2000

lmao fognini meltdown

When will Sharapova reveal her Chernobyl mutant strength? It’s the only way she can win

It would be fascinating to see the shitstorm if she somehow beat Sereddit

>the shitstorm
Look at all the Masha posts itt, everybody wants her to win

Give all your strength to Masha
\o/

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I mean outside of this general

>if
?????
you mean when
and the answer is, in a few hours, buddy boy

No way Serena will allow Sharoidpova to beat her

>the servebot is showing emotion

>fixnini

Sakkari fucking Giorgi harder than her brother does

Wawrinka-Djokovic from the French Open 2015 is the grand slam final of the decade

So hot

When is Jack sock Playing?

>titlets
Yeah nah, will be rooting for serena

HUBI HUBI HUBI
OI OI OI!

Will you be tuning in for Dolehide's match?

>sofascore.net
draufgehen, nach spieler suchen, gewinnen

Moat shocking championship result of the decade too imo.

sofascore.com
my mistake

digits for tennis

*Makes white men puke*

indeed

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looking forward to seeing Sabalenka and her giant milkers in action. and her terminator scowl

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this belarusian player is very cute

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g*d I'm so horny and lonely

>party dan
good taste
who /s u c c/ here

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she needs to beat the amazonian nigger

She is so awesome, love her and her Amazonian aura

saw her live last year at the open. so hot. going on Wednesday night to see federer

>white women are superio-

Yikes

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>we wta, baybay

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Have to get up at 6am for some external training and I'm drunk. Halp.

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I wish I was as handsome as Seppi

>giant milkers

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you don't need to wake up if you never go to sleep

sauce on her nao

So this...is the power...of wh*te women...whoa

Jabeur queen of high quality olive oil

you should drink even more and later on the next day train your trainers on extremely drunk knowledge

Caroline Dolehide, innit

Get a load of this pleb

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Based Boris

I don't think that being hangover as fuck synergizes very well with advanced sales tax law but i'll ask them.

>is german
>goes into finance
something doesn't compute. does your name end with -witz, -ski, or sounds completely out of place in germany?

>tfw kraut ceo is actually pic related

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I have an English last name.
Ancestors were dumb Ruhrpott coalmines though.

Hello friend s where are the Svidolina streams :DDDDD

bros, is Hurkacz actually a dog of tennis?

I unironically want to fuck iga swiatek

also, i don't find that filter funny

schlomowitz isn't exactly a british last name m80 but I'm fine with that during tennis ;)

I don't understand why Venus is so heavily favored tonight, but I saw that line and put it HUGE on Masha.

>that filter
Which?

i typed g and it came out as d. very rude

>GEMS are back
So, are Monfils/Svitolina back together or something? What happened

Just how racist can one person be?
Mistaking a black woman for a gorilla?
What has this world become...

Poland is a place without god
God hates Poland
I want god to gibbe Polish gf!

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id put it huge on masha if u know wat i mean

You do real eyes Masha faces SERENA, not Venus, richtig?

Uh-oh, Thiccolina is choking

remember soderling?

75 minutes until the match of the tourney lads

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>posts a jewess

Based topo.

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Mental illness

I have the exact same hair and it looks like crap on my head. Should I grow a well-maintained beard?

I bet she pegs like a machine

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Ewa is the cutest

>Fręch only on EurojewPlayer
fuck

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looks like 50 pounds of chewed bubblegum!

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is there anything on central right now? or are they waiting for the queen of tennis?

Post yfw Masha WINS

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>Post yfw Masha WINS

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jt-tier post

With all the bad things around the world happening constantly, let's all pray together so at least for this one day good defeats evil and Marija wins this match.

>Kohlschreiber TRIPLE faulting on the break point
as anti-clutch at it gets

>Marija
Stop calling her that, я is transliterated as A or YA at best

>discussing spelling with a Pole

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mate, in polish, her name is literally Marija Jurjewna Szarapowa
It's spelled Maria only because dumb anglos won't be able to say that.
it should be spelled Mariya in english

samknie sie

20 MINUTES

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>hubi threw it all away

were you trying to say "Zamknij się?"

>Szarapowa
Polish really was a mistake

Legit 9.5/10

you clearly understood my words. I'm not going to learn polish grammar and spelling. Verbally it works perfectly fine when spoken with your kind

Are you rika

Why is >Shitz so boring lads?

Who do you think is Homelander's favorite tennis player?

S U C C
U
C
C

Burger commentary makes me seethe

just mute it m8e

just listen to some high grade aggressive music until the russian slag utterly destroys a freely living gorilla

Yeah I remember soldering in the electronics class years ago, such a nostalgic smell now

I cannot imagine being retarded enough to think Masha is going to win.

>Norrie
Yikes

I guarantee that one of shartapova and gorilliams will retire

Can you imagine being white?

hAlEp

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

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can you imagine living in a white country and collecting the benefits they distribute to you

>eurosport 4k is showing this loser pouille being shit instead of marija warming up. disgusting!

also, Magda just won a set. very nice!

Who is the Wayne Rooney of pennis

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ostapenko

I'm an American first, before anything else. All traitors should get the rope.

Yannick Noah

so you are an idiot on purpose? I don't get it

FAT DASHA

Based, sl*v scum need to be reminded why they are subhuman

>schedule match on centre at 7:00
>have concert on centre at 7:00

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Some doping soviet whore is what all you morons are cheering for. Just because she is more attractive, it's so pathetic. She is an awful player and you will never even touch her. Have sex.

>Delayed

any1 kno whyst

Blue-balling us

She's built like a grasshopper
Spindly with no tits, ass or curves of any sort

/spol/cels are pathetic

26 minutes, wtf
serena probably faking injury already...
unironically, get shot, retard

Who /teamMasha/ here?

Fuck the Gorilliams

look I knew you were a idiot before you even posted this response but EVERYONE is doping at professional sports the difference between masha and the monkey is that you can literally see that the monkey took them.

Goat

Masha!

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MAШA
A
Ш
A

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I'm seeing drums on the court so it looks like
is happening. Fucking burgers and their budgets

Marija has broad shoulders

It's a shame they can't both lose desu. Pair of cunts.

When she was engaged??

Also she's Unironically more American than Russian

Give a nigga some streams dammit

How nu r u?

They always open the first night session with a concert

one player was busted for taking PEDs and served a suspension
one player has never had a single positive drug test in her career
>b-b-but she took them! I swear
Cope, Eurocucks

Yes thank you, we all tuned in to watch this old hag giving a speech

YOU FUCKING NIGGERS SHIT FUCK SHIT IS NOT ON BET365 FUCKING FUCK SHIT IS NOT ON EUROSPORT 123 AND NOT ON ESPN12 WTF IS GOING ON ESPN2 ACTUALLY SHOWED MERTENS HALEP IN SOME WATAR TOURNEY WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

Never actually watched opening night of us open

Is BJK illiterate?

ah right I always forget about this bullshit

its k tho WTA matches only take 1 hr

Wtf is this libcuck shit about women's rights?

Get this dyke off the court

Show some respect to BJK, she beat a man who was 30 years past his prime

Michael pls

She is American, so...... yeah

Srsly though

>taking PEDs
stopped reading there

>Also she's Unironically more American than Russian
this is false. sure, she spent more time there, but she had no childhood and friends as a kid. there was no time to assimilate to american culture. she was brought up by russians in their way.

Cope incel, this is our sport now

you don't know what you're talking about. she used all the time but was in the green because the meds or drugs were legal at the time she used them. as soon as they became illegal she was already roided up and changed her gear to new legal derivates. the same shit happens in the drugproduction of amphetamines and synthetic opitates. I guess you can remember bath salts.

>there was no time to assimilate to american culture
Nigga what?

Embarrassing choke from the French lad. He should probably kill himself desu.

What do I ask to get this?

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wtf is going on why is their christian rock and rod laver

I want to see Kyrgios try this one out

wtf succ

imagine going to watch tennis and having to watch some retarded concert instead

That's probably him desu

fucking majchrzak let me down

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this is what happens when liberal get into sports

I seriously don't understand how tennis is where it is politically. I'm thinking it's just because there are so many Europeans associated with it. A sport of old rich white people should be more comfy.

Babsi Schett is a babe

Have you never seen the Superb Owl? Yanks love this garbage.

>B-b-but that time doesn't count! Stop criticizing the yuro, p-p-please!

Those black chorus singers trying desperately to make this guy sound good.

Why are American sporting events so fucking retarded

I'm sure they're used to it by now

>vandewhale

Who the fuck is this homo?
Some dyke yelling at the screen
Some tribute to an irrelevant marsupial corpse

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that's different. they go there for the concert and commercials. nobody cares about the game
don't stop the cope

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masha was only caught because her MD's forgot to remember the exact time her drugs became illegal in the sport. no shit

GET OFF THE COURT YOU TWINK CUNT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

you answered yourself

Take him off holy shit! That was embarrassing.

>Pablo is still good
Nice

>spinclass

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Good on Sonya for taking out Vandewhale on day 1

>A CRIPPLE

>Singers
>The police and fire department
>Cripple singing the anthem
They should also get Humphrey Bear up at this rate

This anthem singer ain't much better than the last faggot.

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and they wonder why everybody hates murica

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>all this pageantry for two washed up hasbeens

sharipova end serenas career right now

Guess any shitty singer off the street can be a Tony Award Winner.

dream on

>And now...for the trophy presentation...please welcome Mindgeek CEO...the brain behind Blacked and BlackedRaw...Gregory Lansky

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Says the Mexico of Europe. Literally everybody hates Poles lol go clean a toilet boy

Give me a stream for Wawrinka I beg of you

>i'm a mother

:^)
seethe some more, maybe it will become true

who /7train/ here?

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Marija have broad shoulders

I love how much they hate each other

>Queens

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the mexico of europe is the balkans you dumb fucking nigger. shut the fuck up already. you don't know shit about the tennis world and neither about the european circumstances. kys

>They called Sharapova "Queen of the Night"
Kek

T. Angelique Kerber

>the mexico of europe is the balkans you dumb fucking nigger
t. a pole expat

look at that bitch. so disrespecting with fucking headphones in during an interview

Vampire sharapova.

serena does NOT LIKE blonde tall white women. i expect she is gonna get go full rage mode

WTA > ATP

dubs confirm!

Mexico is very much like Poland, the Balkans are like the rest of central America. Please understand that Mexicans are, at this point, actually more developed than most of the rest of those countries.

I want it to be mine.

>she's going to cry alone in the locker room again while marija watches
can't wait

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>im a mother

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Serena must weight at least 2x Maria, right?

Serena's disgusting fat ass is inappropriate for a major tennis tournament, she should have to cover it with a skirt there are children watching ffs how am I supposed to explain big booty bitches to my little cousin?

>last year, all the boos were about sympathy for serena
>as a mom
wtf. who are those retards on espn

poland is german and under heavy german control through the EU. It's, when we have to take an equivalent, canada.

What a shit comparison. Canada is highly developed.

When is Germany going to pay war reparations

poland is too. you've just never seen it

I hear your government was going to ban extremist websites. When is 4channel going to be banned?

Why can't the women play naked? Doesnt the WTA know how much more popular it would be?

Seethe amerifag... youtube.com/watch?v=bZEKLugj6CY

Put on the boondocks

Just use your imagination, brainlet

serena could kill sharipova in a rage and espn would spin it somehow

>there are people in the stands that legitimately think this will be a good match

god damn it hubert

Why marijas shoulder are so broad?? PEDs??

dat ass.

she had a brief case of mother hysteria caused by separation between mother and daughter. very rare but in the heat of the moment a bout of mother hysteria creates brief cases of insanity. can't fault her

FUCK SHARTAPOVA VS NIGGER WATCHERS
ALSO FUCK NIGGERS
ALSO FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

Mashas got junk in the trunk

Based Inuit

PREPARE TO GET SHIT ON OLDERER

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Calm down, Genie

As if we needed more proof that recessive whites are pathetic and weak

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she hit the goalpost for luck
her win is secured

and a bunch of dents in that trunk

yup, that's right, i'm killing myself.
it was a good run

Masha roid raging out! Be scared

Lol serena keeps saying fuck.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK, SHE'S A MOTHER!

Is it possible to be a Pajeet and a chad?

WTF is Serena wearing?

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What the fuck is this chunky negress wearing?

She wears catsuits now instead of normal tennis clothes.

maria don't have no baby holding her down

SEXISTS SPOTTED
SHE'S AN ICON
SHE CAN WEAR WHATEVER SHE WANTS

SharaRAFA

I wish she had my baby desu

>masha has no chance to w-

MASHA BREAK SOME FAKKING GAMES

>this fatass tubby wubby bitch has the nerve to show up in a onesie

my whole penis skin I hope

why the fuck are you morons watching some washed-up women's tennis when you've got Stan playing the next ATP #1

Please. It has to happen. She needs it. It is her turn for fuck sake!

She wears a suit to prevent her from becoming an ozaru when looking at the moon

>michael wilbon

lets go masha !!

chimp out potential

>watching stan

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I like Masha's legs better than Stan's

you can't spell wimbledon without wilbon

the sounds she's making are music to my ears

>They're holding serve
!!!

You are right....hope she shows up next time wearing this outfit.

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I want to sniff marijas brapper

Is women tennis a meme? Serious Question.

>she has to hit big
no you retards she needs to make her move. don't overpower the beast

is chilean mining a meme

Am I weird for getting turned on by the idea of that big dark ass sitting on my face?

Maria pls

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WTA memes are better unless Murray is playing

Is tibetan basket weaving a meme?

YAAAAAS

Less meme than Ms.Chimpout

chris evert commentary makes me not want to watch tennis on espn ever again

>white womyn

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>SharaPOOva

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>spike lee
i wonder who he's cheering for

BASED

twitter.com/geniebouchard/status/1166136719915257856

wtf does mike wilbon know about tennis. fucking hell serena brings out full on BLM movement

weird? no. suicidal? yes.

his own movies. expect a trailer to monkeys on a court after the match

this entire match was propogated by blm activists: spike lee, mike wilbon, mike tyson, and genie bouchard

>tfw had big dasha winning in my bracquet

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>tfw ostapenko wins uso

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The Knicks?

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Sharapova is ded, still fugs with that singer faggot?

the jealousy is incredibly evident lmao

>Norrie
All that wasted effort coming from two sets down, just to get dabbed on in a tie-break.

is this chick aiming or just closing her eyes and hoping it goes over the net?

Gus don't you have a child?
Get off 4channel boomer

good thing i'm not from america or i would shot myself in the head a long time ago

Hard to aim when the roided gorilla is putting 100000rpm on every ball

He's got a slightly better than a casual fans knowledge which is more than 95% of the people at the network.

Not so noisy now you fucking racist limp dicks

>i would shot myself in the head a long time ago
You might also be able to speak proper English

she's literally the luckiest fucking player ever.
everything was in by chance.

imagine rating a gorilla

Guarantee this faggot posts here

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But I do rate her, I rate her 2/10

Imagine having nothing going for you personally so you cling to your race to claim superiority.

Sad!

fuck off, it's 2:16. i'm half asleep

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>there are people in the crowd that legitimately believe they are catching a match between Serena and Sharapova in their prime
>there are people in the crowd that legitimately believe that this is what a good tennis match looks like

masha is playing like shit, what else is there to say? she has at least 40 unforced errors. especially the shots towards the baseline ending outside of the court hurts every tennis player.

what does serena being a gorilla has to do with race, retard?
have you seen her?
she literally looks like she just jumped out of a tree

SOMEONE POST A FUCKING STREAM

when was peak maria?

both tennis wise and looks wise?

Guys Fegal is starting

2004

10 years ago, before the shoulder injury.
she was never the same after.
and by looks, she always was and will be 10/10

tennis-wise about 10 years ago
looks-wise right now, look at her

She's built like Dirk Nowitzki

>see ball crush ball

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

I forgot how much Sharapova grunted. Even against the chimp it’s hard to root for her

>looks at a tall blonde girl
>immediately thinks of muscular guys
user, I ...

Why is Shitapova so shit bros

Wait... the referee in the Chimpout day can´t stay in William´s matches?

That´s the power of gorilla guerrilla?

they don't have wheaties in the USSR

>can't take advantage of some old, fat, and slow player
What did she mean by this?

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Thiccolina vs. Venus night match on Wednesday will be way better than this shit show

>faggots seriously unironically watched shartapova scrreaming like she's getting pounded by a horse and a literal disgusting fucking gorilla when there was based stan dismantling some zoomers
Shame on you

alec baldwin is seething

Honestly how does that reddit nerd fit his dick through all that meat?

>Chokeolina
Gee, I wonder how that will turn out

sharipova is super quiet in bed think about that

where is naomi osaka when you need her?

I'd certainly hope not

Sinner so good

more internet points = bigger epenis

Eating pinneapple pizza

being autistic on twitter probably

to be fair 99% of the wta haven't figured out that making serena chase the ball continuously = win

somebody pls shoot mike wilbon

it's already embarassing enough to have him on the broadcast, but now he is going in full monologue mode during points

probably playing wow classic

posting insta stories, watching anime, and playing video games

But being a sinner is bad

>Threaten to destroy umpire's career
>They make sure the umpire never judges one of her matches again
How did she get away with this?
If anything the guy should look over all her matches because we know he won't take shit from Serena

Just like that.

>Frech

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i mean, isn’t it probably better for him? get to keep officiating and never deal with the gorilla again

Gorilla have the powers of LGTBQ + Metoo + Black SJW hood faggots + Antifacist vegans and cucks behind. Is a powerfull army in twitter.

nice
someone could shoop an icecream into that pic quite easy

Typical Italian

WHY DID MASHA PLAY THAT

enough with the unforced errors you russian slut

Sharapova is fucking awful at tennis, her strokes are eye cancer. On the other side there's fucking williams, how can you watch that garbage, reconsider your life, seriously

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rigged

>Camila Giorgi
She's just there for the paycheck. I feel somewhat sorry for her, but her father is trash.

Who is the most cute wta player actually?

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Stan's serve is so good for his height

>but her father is trash.
Elaborate

the bias from the commentators is insane. and then you have mike wilbon going full PTI mode

ITS NOT FAIR
mobile.twitter.com/nomatchwindyno/status/1166129439366946821

Fuck off weaboo cunt

Wears the Polak lmaoooo
Iga

Everyone has their own taste! You need to figure that out for yourself

Holy shit /spol/ BTFO

Anett

Holy shit and that shit too and their dynamic on that panel is the menopaused cunt actually is the lead that talks and the two guys are there to ask questions and act interested.
muh mother muh gave birth muh shes slow cuz she popped a nigger muh serena is so much better muh serena is finding muh lines

have sex

why do libtards always bring race into it?
nobody hates her because she's black. they hate her because she's roided monkey

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>I will masturbate to this later
Roastie edition

>Canadian
>Hates cute women

nothing new here

>roidnigger wins lol
yeah we just wait and will hear about it in the future

>Inb4 the ck German complains

I want to give Qiang my Wang

“Ya well Bob you know I haven’t been paying much attention to this Serena match but this new Tool album is pretty good”

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Based

Imaging paying for a 1 hour long night match

but they got a concert for free

Don’t say monkey you racist cunt

They got to see bjk give an impassioned speech for free

wasn't venus the better player until serena decided to go full on roid

Sharapova is SHOOK

that's not racist. she's literally donkey kong
is saying ostapenko looks like a pig is racist too?

Got a good kek out of me

is the word baboon more of your taste?

>Paying a ticket to watch a gorilla playing tennis with Ms.Wailing

Better than any circus

>NOBODY CAN BEAT SERENA WHEN SHE PLAYS LIKE THIS
>YOU SEE HOW CALM SHE IS, SHE BARELY DID ANY FIST PUMPS
>SHE'S THE GOAT SO OF COURSE SHE GETS THAT SHOT IN
>LOOK HOW SHE'S MOVING, UNBEATABLE
>SHE'S LOCKED IN NOW, MARIA REALLY GETS UNDER HER SKIN BECAUSE SHE'S A BLONDE WHITE

>hfw

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Maybe maria should just settle down and have a family

cheating sharapova out of the point there

RACISTS BTFO

USA USA USA USA USA USA

Don't be racist guys. Niggers aren't monkeys.

>Reddit wearing a DARE shirt
Lmao

Queen of faps

she can't. i haven't asked her out yet

I volunteer as a hubby

accumulated tens of thousands in debt to private sponsors and were running away from paying them off.

reporters even started asking her about the financial issues in post match interviews, which would piss her off

Sharapova should fuck Mark Zuckerberg, that’ll teach that Sereddit

time to see federer lose in exceptional fashion then retire out of feels.

Was a good program. I remember my officer was some dude named Hernandez. Total bro. Drugs are a real problem and education goes a long way.

that's why so many men niggers are #1 in tennis. blow it out your ass. halep, the goblin how you would call her threw the monkey off the court.

Is Nagal good?

Claybabby

Only on poo clay

>Canadian
>Hate cute girls
>Want GOAT lose

Why you exist?

how can anyone listen to her and not be sure it's a tranny?
good job on that kid ruse. pretty good long con

wow what disrespect
"you've beaten her 19 times. what is it about maria that brings out the best in YOU?"
shameful behavior

NEW

As good as Nadal if Nadal was a pajeet.

she should femdom m00t

la chatte a ta grandmere.

anyone have Dolehide stream?

>Nagal it's like nadal but with a g!
when will they shut up about this

No.

4k?!??!!?!