MATCHDAY 1:
>Saturday 24th August
Parma 0 - 1 Juventus youtube.com
Fiorentina 3 - 4 Napoli youtube.com
>Sunday 25th August
18:00 Udinese 1 - 0 AC Milan youtube.com
20:45 Cagliari 0 - 1 Brescia youtube.com
20:45 Roma 3 - 3 Genoa youtube.com
20:45 Sampdoria 0 - 3 Lazio youtube.com
20:45 SPAL 2 - 3 Atalanta youtube.com
20:45 Torino 2 - 1 Sassuolo youtube.com
20:45 Verona 1 - 1 Bologna youtube.com
>Monday 26th August
20:45 Inter - Lecce
Reminder to remind the remembering of reminders
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>videos unavailable in fucking Italy
First for say no to piracy, mafia, prostitution etc.
>milan tried a 4-3-3 in training with suso on the right and borini on the left wing
holy motherfucking shit
>Achievement unlocked: The more things change...
new cb fucking when reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Milan must go after Depay now, if they bring Correa for 4-3-3 without selling Suso it's literally just waste of money
fucking suso is the cancer of Milan at this point
Why would he go there? Lyon looks like it's rocking this season under their new coach and directors, they have CL football and he finally looks to have settled somewhere.
>Alfredo Pedulla: #Boban will leave to Madrid for Angel of #Correa and make an attempt to sign James #Rodriguez.
-Y
boban magic, real?!
>SUSO
Decent winger with a limited set of good skill - plays as second striker or advanced midfielder
>BORINI
Mediocre second striker - plays as mezzala, winger or ??? full back
>CALHANOGLU
Decent trequartista - plays as mezzala, winger or playmaker
>PAQUETA
Promising trequartista - plays as mezzala
Why
He was willing to join Milan last season even if Milan would be banned from EL. But he was Fasobelli target and Leonardo swept that deal under the rug to bring piggy
because the directors are full of shit and can't supplement the coach with the players needed. Paqueta is a mezzala though (and also can play as a trequartista)
Inter 4 - 0 Lecce
Yeah, because he was being marginalised byt Genesio. Under Sylvinho he looks to have a much bigger role and he has sorted out his own outbursts. He'd be mad to go to Milan
For the last time, Paquetà alwais played as a mezzala, Chala plaied in midfield before as well, he's shit everywhere, Same as Borini he sucks everywere it doesn't really matter. The only one you have a point on is Suso who should fucking leave for someone that can actually run in more than one direction
based and redpilled
no
Press F to Perotti
Also Olsen × Defrel to Cassedu
MiCHADlovic deserved the front page
extremely based
hey!
Mr. Tim, I don't feel so good
friday and korea strike partnership
y/n
In brazil FFS. Even Hernanes played there in Brazil. In serie A he can't successfully play in that role. Stop thinking that every league works in the same way.
Daily reminder that he was BBF with Arkan
He plays there in the NT too and has all the charateristics to play there as well, there's no reason to not play him there
It's uncanny how much he looks like my uncle now
That would imply at least one of them to score some goals
Casteddaio here, is Olsen as shit as he was with Roma or is he actually any good?
Mediocre GK
>Petrachi wakes up at the last second and realises we also need a left winger
Wow! It's almost as if you sold a starter there and didnt sign anyone, which means you're actually missing a player!
He's shit.
Never moves from the goal line.
Shit on high balls.
Shit on low balls.
Shit distribution.
Slow as fuck dive.
Never blocks shots.
No awareness of where his deflection are going.
>changing your formation, system AND transfers because of suso
YIKES
Since the summer break is over does that mean I have to stop listening to this?
youtu.be
Never
>still falling for sushit meme
Welp, here we go another shit season for milan.
Fuck I want Cragno back right now, please Olsen don't be shit
Wew
>Inter not releasing squad list for the matchday
What did they mean by this
Esposito in, la
Dybala surprise announcement in the centre circle of San Siro fra
Awesome, I'm gonna keep blasting this
Muh dick
The only okay player there is Paqueta, the rest are objectively shit and wouldn't start for Udinese.
How do Kappa shirts fit? I mean mostly because I want to buy pic related.
Absolute goblina yet very attractive
those short sleeves look very very slim fit
They're tight as fuck. Also the horizontal band in that shirt ends right under the arm which is pretty weird
Yeah the horizontal band should've been lower, and overall the cross should be just a notch thicker. Inter's centenary kit really perfected that look.
Imagine the odour
instagram.com
I don't think they're selling the XXXXL size
>Fiorentina signed De Paul for 25m
She's hot but those are really horrible tattoos
Just fuck my plans up senpai
Who will Montella bench for him?
>Milan management have given Giampaolo the green light, if he wants, to return to the 4-3-3 formation looking at the squad at his disposal and Suso's confirmation in the team. In case of change of formation transfer targets could also change [Sky]
This has got to be fake. You cannot be this much of a cuck.
How the fuck is he not playing for a title contender
NSFW
imgpile.com
NSFW
That's a bargain
She'd be top tier if she wasn't into the suicidegirl aesthetic meme, absolutely ruined
Thats very SFW (suitable for wanking)
Benassi/Castrovilli
how come kappa gives napoli the worst kits even though they're their main sponsors ?
God I want to suck on those titties even if it's the last thing I do
>>Milan management have given Giampaolo the green light, if he wants, to return to the 4-3-3 formation
what kind of manager needs a permission to deploy the squad that he wants !!
More importantly, who will take pens now?
Ffs bros I had bought Pulgar for that reason
It's just terroni's taste being horrible, they actully like thoe atrocities
just use suso bro
I get that we gotta save on wages and that ciao Mario and the likes weren't really contributing anything but how are we supposed to replace him without money to spend?
Thread Reminder
Inter > JJust
>Milan management have given Giampaolo the green light, if he wants, to return to the 4-3-3 formation looking at the squad at his disposal and Suso's confirmation in the team
You cant make this shit up lmao. Thanks Milan for making me feel better about Roma when even Lazio can't
Yes, Inter plays tonight whilst Juve will have to wait until saturday again
I don't get it, are they just telling him "hehe ooops we couldn't get you the right players for your module guess you'll have to stick to the old one"?
>Official, Joao Mario is GONE
Thank fuck, it was about time.
i was sure a bigger team would pick him up this window. 25m is great value in this meme market
It's just a loan with an option to buy, calm down. Knowing the russian fucks they're gonna send him back next season
What signings? CB IN NOW
Heard you talking shit of my signings /seriea/
who
>AC Milan (The Club) announces the termination by mutual consent of the contract with the defender Ivan Strinić.
is lokako gonna score tonight?
youtube.com
DIMMI DOOOOOOOVE E QUANDOOOOOOOOOOOO
DA STASERA NON ARRIVO IN RITARDO
SENZA TANTE PAROLE MANDA LA POSIZIONE
DIMMI DOVE E QUANDO
for me, its AC Milan (The Air Conditioning Unit)
taison and rugani in
pls
really need him to start playing, fras
we are fucking shit at both fullback spots right now in NT
considering he almost exclusively scored meaningless goals against small teams in the PL I'd say yes, he'll score the 4th goal of a 4-0 or a 4-1 win
Scoring isn't for everyone fra
lmao, so do milan have to through all this nonsense when they play at home ?
Woke up in the middle of the night and C
couldnt fall asleep last night because i had this shit stuck in my head
Dubs and Mancosu dabs on Inter
>Lokomotiv Moscow have agreed a deal to take Inter midfielder Joao Mario on loan with an €18m option to buy.
NOICE
Next Icardi for Dybala and this tranny windows is over
CIAO MARIO
Terminate Suso's Contract too
hamez to napoli confirmed
>Juve and Barcelona continue to work on the Emre Can-Rakitic exchange. According to Tuttosport, the bianconeri must indeed find a solution for the German midfielder, now back in Sarri's hierarchy, and the Blaugrana do not discard the hypothesis of a last minute operation to make a capital gain and bring an element of great experience to Spain.
>Medel returns to Italy. It is now all done for the passage of the former Inter to Bologna. The rossoblùs have now reached an agreement with Besiktas for two million euros. The player will arrive definitively at Bologna and will sign a three-year contract.
>New possible destination for Andrè Silva. The striker coming out of Milan, according to 'Sport', ended up in the sights of Espanyol, looking for a striker after the departure of Borja Iglesias, who went to Betis. The Rossoneri club needs a couple of transfers in order to buy Angel Correa. The Portuguese player could go to the Barcelona club on a loan with purchase obligation, a solution acceptable to the 'Devil'.
>Oussama Idrissi, jewel of the AZ Alkmaar, is one of the talents of the moment in the Dutch championship. So much so that, among the various possibilities, there is also one that leads directly to Serie A (from Torino to Sampdoria). For the boy born in '96, midfielder and offensive winger, Genoa still remains ahead. After the first offer rejected, in fact, in the last there was a raise by the Grifone.
he is very good, but it would fuck us if we were to lose him right now. I dont think it's possible, unless you mean buying him and getting him in 6 months.
What can you guys tell me about the Scottish kid Henderson on Verona?
That deal came to an end when de laurentiis demanded to take hamez on loan
finaly
could a 4-3-2-1 system work for milan? if the problem is that piatek plays better alone giampashit could try this, instead of going back to a retarded 4-3-3 with no other real winger than suso
based
But Piatek was playing with Kouame just fine. The problem is that fullbacks don't produce anything offensively and that Suso isn't a playmaker.
>Borja still at Inter
>DiMarco 11
cringe
>Referees Massa and Valeri removed from match rotation after Fiorentina-Napoli errors
kek
I agree with you, eveytime i see RR staying behind instead of going for a more offensive move my cellbrains die
>for one matchday
>cellbrains
RR must have had a howler
there ain't really much out here that's poppin off without us nigga
ZERO shoots on goal.
The demise of AC BILAN is something so spectacular that needs a movie:
The End of a Top Club
They didn't look at VAR and kept the wrong decision.
Mertens is such a kikey diver, it's not the 1st time he did it
Sucks to be a Juve fan, first Dybala to Inter and now Demiral
What is Maldini thinking? CB is hardly the biggest problem right now. >we have
>two terrible right backs
>only single >regista due to Biglia being ded all the time
>>suso
>no decent SS for 4-3-1-2
>no LW at all for 4-3-3
Never trust a Belgian
Rugani to BARCA
higuain to roma
Guardiola to JEWe
The fake info about JEWe is something ludicrous.
J-Juvebros I thought he was staying
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
the damage is beyong cure at this point
looks like our dear schizo friend is back from his holidays
Please Agnelli sack every single person that works at Juventus
why doesn't Petrachi just try to sign Demiral instead?
is what better suits the team. What I don't get is how people saying that Paqueta is a mezzala. His best performances last season were where he played as a left attacking middle. Giampaolo's 4312 just won't work. Also I would rather see Laxalt on the left back at least against the middle/lower table teams.
does this mean that Caldara is perma ded? if not I don't see reason to go for another CB.
Dybala and Icardi to P$G
If you were a player, what club would you join if you had the choice, Roma or Milan?
Where is that delusional dutchie that was saying that Demiral to Milan was just a delusion?
yeah because Di Marzio is such a reliable source
Here la
Don't understand Italian, Mbappe to Inter?
yes
>it's fake but only when I need it to
>Fabricio Dornelles, the agent of Shakhatr Donetsk attacker Taison, spoke exclusively toRomaPresstoday about the future of the attacker.These are his words:
>Talks are ongoing. Roma are interested and it’s possible the operation could be defined this week.
tough question, I'd probably go wherever the wage is higher. If it's a tie then maybe Roma as it seems more likely I'd move on quickly to greener pastures if I perform
probably Milan, if Roma I would had or got killed DDR. also
>playing next to all them boomers
nice
user Di Marzio hasn't gotten a single news right all summer
Am I a good player? Then Roma for quick transfer to the prem for easy $$$
Roma since I'll get traded quickly if I do well. And there's always the chance Pallotta sells soonish
>Borja
Why are they not getting rid of him already?
He got Cancelo, Zappacosta, Perišić, Pulgar, De Ligt, etc.
Roaches out of juve, Can is next, Khedira next year
He doest have the speed to play on the wing desu, i would love to see him as a 10 behind correa and piatek
why is paratici such a fucking retard holy shit
when they were done deals
First Dybala, now Demiral, who's next? Costa to Inter or Milan?
DAZN streaming link where?
grazie bros
FOZZA INDA
Links are here 30 mins before kickoff
soccerstreams.net
What the fuck is this lineup template? Fucking chinks m8
what the fuck is that font lmao
It's not for everyone
Do I need a credit card each time I want to make a free DAZN acc? I'd check myself but can't atm. I am poor and I don't want to openly kill football with piracy :)
thanks m8
the absolute STATE of our flanks
Didn't his agent say a few weeks ago that Demiral was staying? Whatever
Fuck off Tim, no one's falling for that
Generate a fake one
>letteralmente the most ricco sfondato sport in the whole pianeta
>fear of collapsing the economy with illegali streaming
nigga are you ritardato
Threadly reminder that this is a 10/10 to italian-argentinians
that's why I don't see him as a winger but more as a trequartista pushed to the left. When he charges forward he really has a good end product. He did looked really good last season in that position. But now he is playing too far behind. Milan doesn't have left wingers. Borinin is not a winger, fuck nobody knows what he is. And on the right only Castillejo is somewhat decent. They should just give up on the 433.
Mama mia...
Cocomordan's allure trascends mere sight
you missing the ig filter and photoshop fra
that's not the real her fra
Girl = calciomercato
Camera = Paratici
tfw no this
5 of my fanta guys in. noice
neymar to juve soon
Just use a stream m8.
It's not a Camorra owned IPTV and one of Serie A sponsor (some betting site i dont remember the name) puts ads on streaming sites
How come italians have to se streams to watch their own league? I live in El Salvador and almost all of the matches of Serie A are in open TV cable.
>Icardi isn't even on the bench
I USED TO RULE THE WORLD
1XBet, super shady russian betting site
torrentfreak.com
AMALA
PAZZA INTER AMALAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wanda is in talks with Juve, same with Dybala's agents with Inter. It's only a matter of time
É UNA GIOIA INFINITA
>no Esposito
n-no
Unironically, Is this for real ?
What are the 4 of them thinking?
Conte: Ah shit, here we go again
Lautaro: My feet hurt
Lukaku: Ooga Booga
De Vrij: *crickets*
what channels? who has serie A rights for latinoamerica?
What do you think?
ESPN
Yes? Tiki Taka yesterday proved so, Wanda dodged the questions so awfully it was clear there's something going on and Dybala didn't play against Parma
Stream for Inter Lecce
big rom looks 10 times better than he did at manu
>Roma
Lovren in fra
Black clothes are slimming
I’m actually hyped for this season. For the first time in a long time I believe..
Will Nazio be mean to him or is all that overplayed ?
Agreed, I'm watching Serie A and La Liga primarily this season
>China
imagine her fists on your erected dick haha
Imagine her spitting on you haha
CO
CO COME MAI
CO COME MAI
Damn, those two blondes on DAZN. Idk whose pants are worse, Diletta Mignotta or Balzaretti
Post ! I'm stuck premier sports 1.
I've got a pair of digits which say Juventus will not win the league.
Insult Diletta again and I will stab you.
>tfw my nose bleeds easily
her butt would make me bleed like an anime pervert heehee
>t.bomber vero XD
*ahem*
Fuck Diletta
Fuck Giorgia Rossi
Fuck Wanda
>Breaking - De Vrij has suffered a minor knock in warm-up, Ranocchia will start.
HOOO BOY HERE IT GOESSSSSSSS
MOMMY
I'm watching on TV but looked for it on twitter for you /seriea/
what the fuck are those pants
Dio mio, la goblina
I know, they look silly in yellow especially going that high on her.
Which tho
I didn't actually notice her pants, lol
I guess both
perisic watching
Imagine shooting your cummies inside Diletta haha can you imagine
This is why you should never go to Milano.
because Sky literally cucked all his user and sold some matches to DAZN
for me its that qt in the stands with braces
Is she wearing stilts ? Her knee's look high compared to where the bottom of her trousers are.
>Ranocchia starting
oh boy
YEAR OF THE FROG
Doesn't look like so, she's supposed to be 3-4 cm smaller than Balzaretti
Reminder to not pirate Serie A lads, you are literally giving children and puppies cancer if you do
LAAAAAA CHAMPIOOOONS
Hi /seriea/
Serious question. I'm a boomer, 34 years old. I live in the US for work but I was born and lived in Italy over 20 years.
When I was growing up, most Italians didn't speak English very well. I went to a private school in Rome that taught English so I learned it well, but my friends that went to the Italian elementari or il liceo scientifico o classico spoke horrible English.
When I look at /seriea/ I see so many Italian flag posts with perfect English, including knowledge of memes, yesterday to say 'Checked and Based,' I saw someone say 'Checcato e Basato' which cracked me up because it's pretty brilliant.
So my question is, is English much more common amongst Italian elementary and high schoolers now? Do most Italians know of Yea Forums?
grazie a tutti, e forza inter desu
>implying sky didnt get fucked from this
Anti trust said sky couldnt hold all the matches so lega serie a was more than happy to sell 3 matches a week to DAZN
Yea Forums is a place of learning, fratello
>sfinteristi making a choreography for the head ultras of their b team
Uh
Liverani is a Somali/Eritrean isn’t he?
What if I hate both
he looks like the typical englishman
>e forza inter desu
stopped reading right there desu
gonte
Why isn't /ourguy/ Nicolò 'MILF Hunter' Barella not playing?
>gonde
fixed that for you
hehehe well you read all the post then
so you think Italians are now learning English and memes through Yea Forums?
What % of High Schoolers would you say have heard of Yea Forums in Italy?
based lukaku
What kind of panties Diletta wears?
How can you hate puppies?
Facce da balordi ripuliti sulla rai,
mediaset e sky,
Mafia = Stato: non mi avrete mai,
I think it depends where you grew up/lived.
In Bologna it feels like all the zoomers and millenials speak english almost.
If you go to Ascoli you can't find one person speaking english except maybe hotel/restaurant staff.
I learned English by playing online game and I'm sure that most of the Italian posters here did so
>grazie a tutti, e forza inter desu
Basato e rossopillolato amico
More than before, but people will find4 chan only after years or gradually surfing in the lowest places on the open internet, and at that point they will know at least a basic english. We arent a good sample example
None
>Froggy starting
I'm half happy half scared
>Candreva looking this energetic
is this some alternate reality?
Also this
My sister is extremely smart and cultured, but aside school and music she never used English, so she has a vastly less knowledge than me, thanks mostly to Vidyas
Is she cute and/or single? Asking for a friend
Ranocchia is that guy that you know is bad as fuck but he's such a nice guy you hope it actually pulls a nice game
No it's just Conte. You run or don't play.
>is English much more common amongst Italian elementary and high schoolers now?
it is, I'm sure most people understand english pretty well but not sure about my fellow spaghett speaking it correctly
>Do most Italians know of Yea Forums?
I hope not, but memes are well accepted among normies
can I get a quick rundown on Sensi. Can't remember shit about him at Saussolo last season.
pasta bros explain the megaphone voice in the background, is that stadium commentator or curva or what? what are they saying?
Candreva is a stud
>so you think Italians are now learning English and memes through Yea Forums?
pretty much yes
>What % of High Schoolers would you say have heard of Yea Forums in Italy?
very low I think it's higher on universities
All the Netherlander people i know are either dark skinned of the SEA kind or dating a dark skinned of the SEA kind. So no thanks
I hope Lecce stay up just for their anthem and badge. Serie A needs to be the most aesthetic league.
I wish Guidolin would learn Italian
Based stadium hypeman is usually directly on the the pitch near the benches
>Demiral
>Everton
>Correa
>James
>that guy from river
...aaand only correa will come in
>pookaka
and that's Lukaku dear friends. Now you can stop being delusional
In Italy every stadium have a hometown megaphone guy (occasional girl) that call the players of the two teams, and shout the name of anyone of the hosting house who score a gol. Also they are generally used to spread general infos, like instructing visitors how and when they can live safe the stadium without risking a clash from the local ultras
Dribbly drobbly Lukaku
Lecce is looking dangerous on crosses and corners
Looked like a young Messi
>le sweeper keeper
Dubs and Lecce win
top lel
I see, how the hell did I never know this until now. It was kinda odd because he seems to be constantly talking for 10 minutes so far.
Even Handanovic has to run
It's all bullshit. They haven't been able to sell anyone. They've been haggling over Correa for 2 months and now they can splah 35m on Demiral?
Anybody else here got money on LECCE?
lmao
Sei grande Lecce o mio grande lecce
forza lecce devi vincere per noi
handanovic why
Fuck it, I'm already suffering
singles and Lecce win
brozo has been cucked by manlets
candreva great start
Candreva has run more in this first 15 minutes than in his last season holy shit kek
Kinda strange. Anybody watching Seria A quicly learn about those megaphone guys that shout like madmen every time the local team score
No but I might since its 8/1 odds for a win.
why is Mancosu not playing. (((They))) told me he was the star of the team
LAUTARO
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The reports out there are amusing, they've been saying that giampaolo is not satisfied with suso/castillejo 4-3-3 so he wants everton and correa to play on the wings. Jj have repeatedly said that they won't sell demiral
WTF, an actual cross from Candreva?
>lautardo
Lautaro OUT
Dybala IN
Welcome Paulo!
wew
It's really so incredible, being a boomer, living in America, to hear from the zoomer Italian generation, now speaking English and dropping memes. It's just amazing.
Thank you for your responses.
So does the culture of the 'rimorchio' still exist? Do high school/ college guys go out and 'rimorchiare' girls? Or is that less now, and people use 'Tinder' 'Match' or other apps like that.
When I was in high school in Rome, that's all we did. Unfortunately in America everyone is stuck on their cell phone it's almost impossible to just pick up a girl in the street.
And Forza Frog porca zoccola grande Gonde
I rate Falco unironically
based wop
EBIN
EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO EPIC BROZO
brozooooooo
great stuuf from asa
>Brozo finally learned how to shoot from a distance
This is such good news HOLY SHIT
rimorchiare is still a huge thing, usually beta cucks use Tinder or other dating apps.
most of the time you hang out, find a girl, flirt with her and bang
lots of foreigner student/erasmus girls so it's kind of easy
not for me, of course, eheh
Tinder is mostly used from university age onwards in big cities. Generally "rimorchio" is still more used, but i may be a little to old with the current high school age to have a right opinion
He should've shot instead
S C U D E T T O
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>Brozo playing amazingly
>Candreva being a GOAT
>Asamoah rocking on that side like in the past glorious years
Yeah, Conte's magick frÃ
B R O Z O
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[GONDE'S MANIACAL SCREAMS IN THE BACKGROUND]
I really don't consider myself a wop. I lived in Italy more than 20 years, and I was born there.
The New Yorkers that I consider wops are nothing like me. They can't speak Italian, and they are hyper into fitness and fighting. It's not who I am at all, but maybe just because I'm in my 30s
E A U
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If inter plays like that Juve is going to be soon the anti-Inter, no kidding
He always knew that, he just never had the space with Icardi camping the box
>even inter is playing well
JUST
Absolute state.
>stoneface steven
WEBM WEBM WEBM
GONDEBALL
POST THAT SENSI WEBM HAHAHAHAHAHAH
I don't really mean it fra : )
Lecce will make less points than benis
goat sensiiiiiii
He kinda wasted a counter but I've never seen Icardi hold the ball and let the team go up like that
>the Italian powerhouse of Lecce
cocomordan sure makes you powerful but there’s something... negative about it
I wish we sold Pjanic and got Sensi desu
STEPHEN SENSES STEPHEN SENSES STEPHEN SENSES STEPHEN SENSES STEPHEN SENSES STEPHEN SENSES STEPHEN SENSES STEPHEN SENSES STEPHEN SENSES STEPHEN SENSES STEPHEN SENSES STEPHEN SENSES STEPHEN SENSES STEPHEN SENSES STEPHEN SENSES STEPHEN SENSES STEPHEN SENSES STEPHEN SENSES STEPHEN SENSES STEPHEN SENSES STEPHEN SENSES STEPHEN SENSES STEPHEN SENSES STEPHEN SENSES STEPHEN SENSES STEPHEN SENSES STEPHEN SENSES STEPHEN SENSES STEPHEN SENSES STEPHEN SENSES STEPHEN SENSES
>Lukaku asking for the ball
>Nobody pass to him
Stop this racism, it's getting obvious lads
BASED MANLET
S C U D E T T O
Wait is that tattoo for real? No way
Rimorchiare was a huge deal for me growing up to, but I literally had zero success banging girls until I went to college. It was just something fun/funny to do with the lads
Imagine going with Sarri instead of Conte
SENSI DESU SAN
I lost my sensi
Glad I didn't put that 8/1 bet on now
Conte solved football, strikers are played as midfielders and midfielders are supposed to do the scoring
S T E F A N O
E
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S
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Sarri is such an overrated hack, I hope he dies soon
>there were people doubting conte
pre-meltdown phase, he's pretty much best manager in world
*hits pipe*
WEBM WEBM WEBM WEBM WEBM
Inter are gonna win Serie A
Puttana eva gran gol del Brozo
Question for all the Milanesi: what is the 'coro' for Brozovic? What is the 'coro' for Icardi? (And I don't mean Mau Ro I Car Di Pe Zzo di Mer Da!)
Liverani looked fatter when he played than he does now
>Le gets outcoached and blames everybody but himself
This, fuck the bosnian cunt and fuck the slavs rotting at JJ
It's like watching the italian national team during euro 2016, they all laughed at >us before the start of the tournament, and now someone is already sweating hard
Hahaha
>tfw 5’10
I can be him
Are we, dare I say it, back?
Sensi looking good here
Iktf
sensi and brozo startign for my fanta.
as for Icardi, I know this one
SE TUA MOGLIE TORNA TARDI
SE LA TROMBA MAURO ICARDI
(If your wife comes back late
Mauro Icardi is fucking her)
will Pardo stop talking about how well Lecce was playing for the first 15 minutes (aka not even managed to get inside Inter's box)?
Jesus Christ imagine Dybala or SMS joining.
Unironically, how many goals is Dybala gonna score under Conte? If even Candreva is looking so great, imagine what the Conte magic would do on Dybala
wtf I wish I was a manlet now
Lost in thoughts on open seas, let the currents carry me.
sanhcez is strongmind. dybala isnt
>mfw Inter is the real deal
>SMS
?
Froggy ahhahaha
Dybala is going to PSG bros
Based Ludonkey
Lukaku's first touch in action
Short message service
Yeah but look at Candreva. Dybala is literally going to be on fire with Conte. I'm scared of Icardi under Sarri, but Dybala potentially can be better than him
Is that the Drobble man?
Do you feel it too Cordoba?
DON'T MOCK FROGGY HE'S TOO PRECIOUS
He he grande
I was in the Secondo Verde, with season tickets, the year of the Triplete, no translation necessary! :) But thanks!
Any other cori?
Grandissimo, that's two pretty incredible goals
Lukaku is trash
gol di lukaku
OUR YEAR BOYS
He joined late in the team preparation and was also late in starting training as he was basically a pariah inside United. We will need at least another month to watch peak Lukaku bro
we've always been here colombro
basato ameribro going to curva nord
I'm not being in the states as well, but English is not that hard to learn. Also, fuck jewvetus. Amala! Forza inda!
Realistically, has Juve any chance of winning this year? They're transitioning to a complete new system, next year they're going to be lethal, but this one?
I really like Conte fratellos
Conte is the first Inter manager that can rival prime Mourinho in terms of passion and intensity. Dude looks like he'll run onto the pitch and bite off your head if he sees you slacking.
IMHO, Dybala is a cancrusher.
What do my fellow Interbros think we should do with Icardi? I don't really think we should 'svenderlo' and we might need a 'vice-Lukaku' other than Lautaro in case the big black dude goes down
comunque goleada tonight for sure 5-0
Inter has had 2 amazing individual performances but LECCE is winning the story.
Peak lukaku still has a terrible first touch
Will score gols tho
winning Serie A is 90% based on winning against small teams and only 10% beating the top teams. Beating random Sassuolo and Udinese is Jewentus bread and butter, so it will be still hard
I wonder if he secretly was an Inter fan before joining Inter
I hope Conte succeds at Inter while Sarri flops at Juve.
t. Chelsea Bandwagoner
grazie raga best year of my life no doubt about it
With Icardi, they can win the treble.
Every fucking year I've been holding my breath till the very end in Champion's league because they've gotten damn close. Thankfully Barca and Real were pretty basati
based
late millennials and zoomers are getting more and more exposed to it, as the last generations of crappy public school teachers retire younglings will keep improving at least in english
Yes, we can fight with Juventus for the Scudetto
Icardi is an idiot who is letting his wife ruining his career. Seriously taking a year off just because the wifey is too proudfull to accept that she cant do what she want in the club is madness. The club will not use him for the entire year to send a message, even if all the others offensive players got ebola
Yeah, but they suffered greatly against Parma and they're still going through a deep transition this year. I unironically see them winning against the top teams but losing against your average Parma. I think they need to get rid of Ronaldo to finally get better
idek if you guys are memeing, delusional or falseflagging
>Lukaku
So horrible. How does he keep getting huge transfers lmao
>The virgin Sarri
>misses first two games due to pneumonia
>smokes 48 cigs a day anyway
>scared to face his old team
>The chad Conte
>leads his team right from the very first game of the league
>never smoked in his life, keeps his lungs pure
>first game of the league is against his hometown team, he still shows no mercy
*wins 1-0*
Unless some grisi happens I can still see them grind out allegro tier results
>he rates icardi
I would reinstate Icardi, this circus has gone for too long. I would keep Lukaku and Lautaro as first choices but also give Icardi minutes and get his price back for the next mercato. Icardi would've buried those two Lautaro failed headers. I said this a year ago but Lautaro is simply too fucking short for a CF.
Lautaro stinking it up
He seema to be a fan of winning first and foremost
B&R
you can tell lukaku played in kick and rush league with his poor passing
5 in a row again lads.
It's all depend about how much Sarri playstye will root in the team. Also it will be important to watch if he will obtain the loyalty of the players. They know, just like the fans that Sarri basically a second-grade choice because Zidane and Guardiola were not accessible.
Fine with me, he's a can and his wife is the uberzoccola
He like wins A LOT and have a personal vendetta against Juventus owners and it's top admins, just like Marotta
He's pretty good, listen, the best #9 I've ever seen in person was R9, the second best I've ever seen was Diego Alberto Milito, Icardi isn't shit compared to those two, but he's still one of the better strikers we've had in recent years
Yeah, that's why I said next year they're going to be lethal, especially if they get rid of Ronaldo the destroyer of locker rooms. This year? They have to get rid of Allegri schemes
let's not be silly: they have many quality players that can solve a game by themselves from time to time, and I can't see any other team delivering with consistency
*wins serie a*
*thinking emoji*
i for one agree with swedish max
He's like 3cm shorter than icardi. Not even a big difference between penises.
Lukaku sucks balls
lukaku please don't do this
Milito was great, he was the best striker in Europe the year inter won the treble scoring in every title deciding game, but claiming he was the second greatest #9 ever is extremely disingenuous.
check your colourblindness friend
t. Wanda
same. icardi strong mind might win them ucl. maybe conte could unlock dybala but im not convinced
>tfw no Wanda
yea right if anything they'll be lucky for 6th
nice to see lukaku keeping up his united form
you know it's a big problem when Mino "cicciobastardo" Raiola is a less greedy manager than your wife
Half-time ASS
That's on paper. Have you seen how high can Icardi jump? His headers are elite. Meanwhile Lautaro is loctite'd to the ground. I still rate him highly but facts are facts, he is shit at headers. But hte alarming thing is that Lukaku is also shit at headers so we are majorly compromised for corners and crosses and need to seek alternate attacking tactics that are more revolving around low and through balls.
Sure, but they had quality players last season too, and look how horribly it went. They were probably just going against Allegri, but not even the quality players could save the shanty town that was Juventus 18/19. Not that Inter was any better, but that's a different story.
I sincerely hope Icardi remains at Inter and gets to be loved again by inter fans, he literally carried Inter where the midfield was composed by Kuzmanovic, Felipe Melo and the likes. He deserves a redemption arc imho
3cm is a big difference between penises. 16 cm is fine but 13 cm is embarassing.
Yea but in the former years Juventus could afford to not focus that much on Serie A and still win it, as long as they kept Napoli in check. Now a lot of teams strenghtered themselves and Juventus is in a tactical transitional phase. Unlike last years it may not be allowed to lose too many points early in the season
too big
Icardi >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shit >> Lukaku
*wears your number 10 and stinks it up*
nothing personnel kiddo
>giving Icardi another chance
just get ride of the cunt, he is too retard to really get his shit together
He had his redemption arc after his autobiography came out
Good stuff, niggas running, biting, closing shit down. Can't wait for the obligatory second half meltdown
ew haha
Is Balzaretti unironically wearing a skirt?
so is lukaku just shit or unfit or what because his first touches are awful and his passing
I'm honestly convinced De Laurentiis thinks players last forever after this transfer window
He was very well paid during those years. He should stop being a tit and play for the club or just leave, he’s shown enough disrespect.
fuck him, he shouldve never been captain in the first place.
About that, the only team that can stop Juventus is Inter. Napoli Is good but it's Napoli, one wrong match and the whole team crumbles and it's yet another crisi
Is this, dare i say it, /ouryear/ fra's?
He's probably a cuck desu
No
his first touch has been awful since Anderlecht
you'll never learn him that
just hope he gets fit and does the runs like at Everton
I have no hard feelings against Icardi, it's his dumb bimbo wife that brainwashed himand now he's stuck in this ridicolous position
I wish he comes back, he and Lukaku playing together will be unstoppable
Second best striker I saw play live in person after Ronaldo da Lima, of course he's not the 2nd best striker ever ... (But I loved him desu!)
Inter Ale!
*clap clap*
Inter Ale!
*clap clap*
La la la la
la la la la
la la la la
la la la la
Quando in campo scendera'
Dalla curva s'alzera'
___________ (some based Interbro please finish my coro)
He has done a lot of good but he has also been quite toxic, if he comes back he can expect ten times harder abuse than before.
his touch has always been awful.
same, i really want him to get behind and round the keeper again, best type of goal
he's always been like that
the only thing he's good at is scoring tap-ins against relegation fodder, so if he can't even do that it's concerning.
>his first touches are awful and his passing
That's his trademark.
Cringe
His first touches have always been awful
I only need one guy to tell me
oh fair enough then, he's my favourite striker of all time.
>Now a lot of teams strenghtered themselves
well, not really. Inter only really changed in the tactics department and didn't really improve in player quality, Roma is weaker than it was 2-3 years ago, Napoli is kinda the same. Also none of the supposed "contenders" has much depth on the bench so even if JJ might lose the occasional direct clash the others are not gonna go on long unbeaten streaks
wow rude
I think it's a genuine nice guy. The problem is that he let his wife control his life, alienating himself from other players, the club, the fans and even his family (Wanda forbidden him to talk to them as she dont like them, at least i heard that)
Lukaku is actually playing well for this being his first match with the team, what are you niggers on?
>complaining about extra (You)s
you're a little bitch
no you
Wtf are you on about, his first touches have been great all this game so far
What is Vecino's role tonight?
Again, in Serie A you win or lose the league facing the mid-small fish. They strenghted a lot (Genoa, Fiorentina, Bologna, even Udinese is giving me a good impression)
Racism
*points*
they haven't seen a bad match from him yet brother
they will learn true pain
>napoli more prolific then ever and expected to fix that defence
>inter are rapid at the break and creating unlimited chances
>roma unbeatable run
>juve barely scarps a goal against parma
yeah im thinking it will go to the play offs, and one of these teams isn't making it
False cm and false 9 at the same time
The Strumbato role
wew
he is easily manipulated/influenced by other people. Now that he is with Wanda, it is too late to turn that ship with survivors
Icardi was done for me last year
Europa league
When we had to play the ritorno I think against that german team
And we had literally no attaccanti
And Maurito the capitano, due to contract renegotiations, refused to play
At that point he was dead to me
Box to box
yeah reminder bbc has had a fuck all preseason and got thrown in to the deep end. it will take time to learn a new more tactical league
Bastoni?
You can smell her pusy if you close your eyes
God I want to fuck h** so bad
>roma unbeatable run
>15 wins in a row against Abbacchio FC and SSC Maccheroni
>concede 3 to genoa at home
why is balzaretti crying
youtube.com
remember Conte at Euro 2016
real fun starts at 0:52
Squad seniority, Rannochia is playing ahead of him solely because of that.
She probably rejected him
You now remember Euro 2012 and Italy getting so close to glory
At the moment inter has no strikers.
Lautaro should play in some shit team like Crotone or Milan.
Lukaku is too weak and FAT.
He is not fast and his first touches are ridiculous.
Fuck i want Icardi, not that black elephant.
sure lmao. If anything it's Balzaretti rejecting a thot like her.
Could Icardi even play with Lukaku?
Like a 4-3-1-2 with Lautaro (Sanchez) behind Romaurito?
>ancelotto
>scudetto
>tfw she will never femdom you with casual SPH
>Roma unbeatable run
Still took 3 goals in home against Genoa, a team notoriusly for obtaining in trasfer matches less than 1/4 of it's annual points
This means I have more chances with him
roma in may, cap this
>those filenames
also wtf is Balzaretti wearing
He knows his pants are ridiculous
>Abbacchio FC
hehe
Imagine the smell
>2 poachers
nah
Non funzionerà Wanda smettila
Here's your midfield bro.
Strikers in Conte's teams are merely distractions
*solves lukaku*
>he’s forgetten about the deadly duo of Pelle and Eder
I now remember watching the euro 2012 final in a comfy small cinema with friends and a girl that kinda liked me but never amounted to anything
fuck me where did I go wrong
imagine icardi+dybala
He needs to stay, De Vrij is injury prone and I have a feeling Godin could turn "Bonucci at Milan 2"
Balzaretti's wife is hotter than Diletthot
Don't bully Lautaro please desu
>Lukaku is too weak
He's a tank tho
>another thread over 500
Truly an Inter general
imagine replying unironically to that.
Why does Roma trigger you so much, fras? We're shit.
*unpacks the serie a along with lukaku*
cringe
enjoy your crisi by christmas
>lecce
Cutest strikers in serie a, amirite desu?
No homo tho
should just use lukaku like at the NT and not pass to him but just use him to bulldoze defenders and have your other striker or whatever score
here's your ref for this match bro
Makes me happy, not for everyone
He'll stay and probably get a few cup games. Don't think Godin will turn out that badly, Bonucci was expected to shore up a black hole of a defense while Godin will be the third/fourth guy in a defensively already strong team.
That was one of the few football tournaments my Nonna sat and watched. She didn’t particularly like football but she really enjoyed Euro 2012, up until the final of course.
If only we could turn back time mate.
why did it amount to nothing?
F A L C O
imagine the smell
t. 'no homo tho'
It's not to late user, everybody can unJUST themselves.
Imagine how many replies it will get the day Dybala joins
He is the uruguayan lucky amulet until Godin gets better
t. cesare ragazzi
But I'm not going bald from doping
unironically looks better bald
Over 9000 :^)
does lecce mean milk in italian?
ERA
milk in italian is latte, mohammad
no, that's latte
Are you going to the USA friendly in September ?
Lukaku SEETHING
you're thinking leche and brazil, frogbro
Youre thinking of Spanish, but the spelling is leche
How many times did we hear the "they've come to serie a by playing good football and they plan to keep going like that" in the last few seasons, just to see said team get last place?
shouldve passed it to him.
Can't wait for Lecce vs Parma
Dairy derby kino desu
FUCKING NIGGER
>american humour
The beast has been unleashed
What is the correct way to pronounce "Asamoah"? Is it "Asamoà " or "Asamòa"?
boy strong
That's racist frÃ
bro
you posted cringe bro
that's cringe
Brozovic is like a mix of Pirlo and Busquets at his best. And a Brozovic at his worst.
Don't talk about Lautaro like that
Lukaku is trying to be too collective right now. He should shot more, he can't pass anyway
Ass-as-moar
Post someone in Serie A with a bigger hog than Lukaku
>Protip: you can't
It seems that Suarez and Cavani are not going to play, I think I'm going to see it from the TV, and hope that my boy Lodeiro gets to play.
Zapata, Fofana, Hans Nicolussi Caviglia, this guy
Apologize
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH KARA BOGA
Apologize
>liverani
>white
pick one
BLACKED
bbc strongggg
SEGNA PER NOI
CON IL NUMERO N O V E
R O M E L U
STATE YOUR NAME CUZ
MORE LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK
# M E R K Y
SOMEONE POST THE LUKAKU SCORE WEBW
IMAGINE KEEPING HIGUAIN AND NOT BUYING LUKAKU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Dang, thats what I was worried about. I really wanted to see Cavani, its being played in my hometown so im trying to decide on going or not.
>Imagine keeping Dybala and not buying Lukaku
FTFY
Small Austrian hog for sure desu
Zapata maybe
Fofana maybe
Caviglia and Schick very small hogs
shut the fuck up
Lukaku looks so happy to be there. Like being the only black guy at a houseparty.
The first of many from this young BVLL
MAN TRY TO CALL ME A TAP-IN MASTER
>Lukaku calling the guys from the bench to celebrate with him
I already like him
100% typical lukeku
Awful touch,ruins chances,still scores
He is happy to finally trained by his dreamed senpai. Being a massive Conte fanboy i think he will do everything at 110% force to please him
Serie A, are you ready for the Big Belgian Cock ?
>Austrian
>Amerifat educatian
He's Czech you mongoloid
he was really unwelcome that last few months at united
IMAGINE KEEPING PJANIC AND NOT BUYING SENSI HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Lecce has been blacked!!
Vecino has been pretty anonymous this game. With a in-form Barella it would be even better for Inter
lmao what a shitty tap-in, nice sponda though
I need him to pick up Sensi and carry him on his shoulders
>sensi is taller than me
NGUBU
Based swamp german have a (you)
BIGGEST SERIE A HOG, 100000%
>BIGGEST SERIE A HOG, 100000%
BIGGEST SERIE A HOG, 100000%
>BIGGEST SERIE A HOG, 100000%
BIGGEST SERIE A HOG, 100000%
>BIGGEST SERIE A HOG, 100000%
BIGGEST SERIE A HOG, 100000%
>BIGGEST SERIE A HOG, 100000%
BIGGEST SERIE A HOG, 100000%
>BIGGEST SERIE A HOG, 100000%
How much Lukaku does know about Conte anyway? They met at Euro 2016 and the 16-17 EPL, and what else?
When is Lukaku's dearest cousing, Boli Bolingoli-Mbombo, going to join Serie A?
already seems to have claimed esposito as his twink
Candreva is a god of football
L-lewd
Sorry messed up, no bully tho, not that big a deal
>cousing
Yeah whatever.
*punches ABI's*
I remember him sucking his dick after the Euro 2016. Saying a real tactician coach like him was what Belgium needed.
>Candreva starts being a good player after shaving
did he just expose the beard meme?
Dunno but they wanted each other badly since at least 2016
The best Nicolo
candrev, elite?
yes is the answer
also
>educatian
Wow, how did he turn to charcoal in 2018?
Nah, it's just the power of his godlike jaw. He should've never kept it hidden in the first place
by how much
kek I kinda remember how you belgians were all salty at your manager back then
Sadly he exposed the bald fraud meme
SOMEBODY GON’ GET THEY ASS KICKED
Lautaku OTP
>the bald fraud
who?
please stop
also note that if you're a non italian flag your posting style will eventually make a tripfag of you
Kinda want inter to win triplete this season so mourinho can finally shut the fuck up and admit he's an arrogant fraud
Well Wilmots was really bad as a manager
7 cm
Spaletti. Now imagine how good Cancelo would look under Conte
>salty at your manager back then
Still completely assblasted by those euro’s tbqh
You could have had Van Laal, but your FA found his Powerpoint too boring lol
Lautaro is gonna be the next Icardi
No smiles at all during the game
Already jealous of the fans' affection to Lukaku
Argentinian chimpout soon
Don't worry he's in the right hands now frà , he's soon gonna be a good DM
Still wont cancel Mourinho legendary achievement. Also you declared yourself as non-interista, as no interista would ever say something against the genius of Setùbal
Lautaro is on fire
Basedbeard is known to lower your testosterone.
seethe more friend
SENSI DEAD AAAAAAAHHHHHH IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN
Not really. When FA was looking for a new agent, he prefered to stay under contract with Man U since he won more money with them.
kys.
shut it giuseppe
>161
Don't be rude Tony
I nearly lost my Sensi
Could he save us Milanbros?
ok Mohammed
>hire Giampaolo
>loses first match
>already on suicidewatch
it's like poetry
he's used to finishing second to inter if thats what youre asking milanshit.
>tf
>tp
Just cross it to Suso?
Jesus fucking Christ what a faggot tackle
give Giampaolo at least half a season
Oof
abso-fucking-lutely
He is underrated. He was the first manager since 2012 to lead us to CL, for two consecutive years too, despide all the endless problems and after being basically sacked by the club three months before the end of the season. He deserves more credit
nice
shut it
dirty scumbag
easily
Disgusting macaco trying to murder our kid Nicolo, Juventini plot.
lmao
That user wasn't kidding about Lukaku scoring a useless goal
Farias has become red
fair red tbqh senpai
It's not the loss. It's the way they lost, and his comments in the interview after. Absolutely disgusting. Giampaolo is literally gay for Suso.
Suso is literally the only quality player on Milan
var
Hahahahah what a joke, never an offside
There are people on this board, right now, that unironically believe:
>Romelu Menama Lukaku Bolingoli
DOESN'T have the biggest hog in serie a
the ball looks like a shitty version of the 2002wc one.
It's not easy when your club vision of the team is to build a slightly weaker Arsenal based on young players to later sell for many shekels
I thought I already saw it somewhere
fuck off suso is the cancer of milan
>muh stats
of course, his stats are a minimum given that the whole team is literally built around him
why are italian commentators using English terms ?
Suso is Milan best player
Suso has the biggest one, he's warping and twisting milan around him
>receives the ball on the right wing
>dribbles a bit
>tries to beat the full back
>fails
>other team counters and scores
NOOOOO IT'S NOT OFFSIDE
STUPID REF POOR POLITANO
It's not the club's vision though. The plan isn't to sell the young players, it's to sell the whole club. They just want to increase the value of the club first.
Really hope >we don't sell Politano
what are you talking about? what terms?
Era offside
based
bruv
racist offside
U N L O C K E D
GODREVA GODREVA GODREVA
He's an decent winger when in form and a terrible playmaker.
Romagnoli and Donnarumma are actually the only two great players in the team.
>
based Pasolini
>cleansheet
>cross
>He doesn't rate Candreva
>He doesn't rate Candreva
>He doesn't rate Candreva
jesus
Suso might be the GOAT at tricking people into thinking he's a good player
>They just want to increase the value of the club first
by gradually build weaker teams every season? I'm not a Milan fan, but i never had anything against them, so i'm simply sad to see their situation
This cunt has all the right players.
He can play Paqueta or Jack at AM. Don't defend him.
Nobody who plays Borini in midfield can be mentally sane.
This should be the starting formation
Conti-Duarte/Musa-Roma-RR(until Theo comes back)
Kessie/Krunic-Benaccer-Paqueta
Jack
Leao-Piatek
But this nigger has to put in Suso and Kebab and Calabria for some reason.
I swear these 3 have some sort of dirt on the club.
goatdreva!!!!
conte unlocks everythimg!!
>have beard
>be shit
>shave
>score like a champ
wtf I love Candreva now?
cross has always been part of the italian football lexicon
cleansheet is just a meme, in Italy is trendy to use random english words
>that goal of Candreva
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
I'm thinking he's back.
Brehs...
They literally achieved the best result in years last season, kept all the best players and tried to reinforce the team. The mercato isn't over and the season is still long. It's a bit quick to judge. If they sold Romagnoli and Donnarumma maybe you would have a point. But it's not the case.
>cleansheet is just a meme
Bit ironic considering Conte's team is on the telly.
fra 3 of my starters scored tonight
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
what in the flying fuck am I watching, this has to be the best match of Candreva's career
>Suso
>decent anything
No
He was playing right wing in second half yesterday and he was still shit
>Borini
>Hakan
Utter trash in every conceivable way
cringe
delet this...
>he's been trying those for a couple years and finally one went in
commentator knows all about candreva
lord have mercy
>Doing everything but playing the best formation on paper
They're actively trying to piss us off.
I'm skipping this season.
Maldini and Boban are a complete joke for letting this happen.
>this
I'm happy for him because the 4197th time's the charm
rumours has it Conte had all the san siro stewards gutted and put their spleens under the crossbar
goal of the season
They reached 5th rank thanks to all the clubs above sans the first two and the two right behind them collectively stopping winning in the last two months. 6-7th rank was more honest with the actuall quality showned
Falco is great desu I d rather have him over Hakan unironically
Yeah, I apologize for that. I'm sorry, candreva.
>I'm skipping this season.
God bless
Candreva > Suso
t. giampaolo
gas yourself idiot
The real losers tonight
im thinking >we're winning the league
Best match Inter played in the last 10 years
Yeah but they had leonardo last year
>I'm skipping this season
You keep repeating this but you are still here, just fuck off for real already
this, Inter and atalanta were 3rd and 4th with 67 points, the year before Lazio was 5th on 72
>He's an decent winger
No the fuck he's not. Are you seriously out of your mind?
He's slow as shit. We all wanted him out last season.
Enough of this Stockholm Syndrome bullshit.
How are they getting back to Lecce now? Isn't it like 15 hour of driving?
probably plane
Boban was supposed to be /ourguy/...
dude that's cold
>that ass rash
How many STDs does this hoe have?
mmm damn girl *smacks lips*
They reached 5th place by keeping their best players in the summer and by making sensible transfer like Bakayoko, Piatek and Paqueta.
True. Let's see if they can manage to get some decent players before the end of the mercato and let's how Bennacer, Leao and Hernandez will turn out.
I wanted him out too because I hate slow wingers. But he's still a decent player.
Not so fast kiddo
that is some PES6 shit right there
Same, I would also prefer falco over suso
>Italians sucking the coach's cock
Typical.
Giampaolo refuses to play the strongest team in paper and goes even so far as changing the entire damn formation for a worthless shit player one game into the season and you idiots defend him.
And remember, Giampaolo is supposed to be this sort of "muh philosophy" coach.
What a crock of fucking shit.
The thing is, his stats are total fucking shit if you look at them in depth.
He makes so many bad passes and he loses possession so many times.
Just write "name height" instead of wasting time.
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it's literally the directors' fault though, not his fault he got handed all those shitty players, enough with the retard coaches meme, the players should be in question now.
That ass is literally cringe, he must know his sexual market value is way higher than hers
How about no?
The main problem are the club owners. Gattuso smelled the situation and run the fuck out, just like Leonardo, despite both being hardcore Milanists
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH ICARDI? what happened in his childhood that fucked him so much he cucked his own friend and took his kids for that disgusting whore, jesus christ help him
this is bait but it's not wrong
icardi is a bitchboy with the brains of a goose, he doesn't even have the football star status now
rano had a gud game. candreva and sensi godtier. lautaro was better than lukaku but he was promising too.
>497 passes and pass accuracy 90%
yikes
Lmao this
Some kind of ruckus online in the comments about Inter's curva having a choreography tribute to lazio's fabrizio piscitelli
seconded, that's the "don't even ask me how I did that" face
Jesus christ user... Not nice.
It's the #NotForEveryone face
Imagine being Icardi in that club and having to be all like "damn, Wanda Nara, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your bloated body and horrific horse monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both Lukaku and me." when all he really wants to do is score another 16 goals this season. Like seriously imagine having to be Icardi and not only sit in that bench while Wanda Nara flaunts her disgusting body in talk shows, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, match after match, hour after hour, while she perfected that speech. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, WANDA NARA LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Argentina. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then Conte calls for another workout, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the staff security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Mauro. You're not going to lose your future football career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>"I don't know how that happened, I saw a qt on the stands and wanted to gift her the ball"
>it's literally the directors' fault though
Yeah I agree, it's Maldini's and Boban's fault for hiring this hack in the first place and they should be held accountable.
But I don't agree on the players bit. Our depth is shit but our starters are pretty good.
See Our strongest team in paper is not that bad but Giampaolo is a fucking idiot who keeps playing Borini, Suso, Hakan, Calabria.
Remember you got banned online for playing inter there.
>Adriano
>Recoba
>Ibra
>Martins
I'm pretty sure Boban and Maldini are actually more hardcore milanists than Leonardo and Gattuso was fired.
The mercato isn't over. The only thing totally retarded for now is that they brought a manager who needs a great 10 for his formation to actually work without buying the actual 10.
>But he's still a decent player.
He really isn't dude. This isn't 2016 anymore.
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Martins was PES5. PES6 was Crespo, Ibra, based Adriano, Recoba, Cruz and >Solari in the forward line
let's face it piatek was shit, the fullbacks are shit at the moment, Jack isn't ready(?) but was good against the farmers. But most of the players brought in except for Bennacer are for the bench
Lmao Gattuso was kicked out
Inter and Lazio ultras are both hardcore Fascists and best bros with each other, so i'm not surprised
In 2010 when Inter had the opportunity to take the 1th rank to Roma during a game with them Lazio supporters took the entire match shouting AGAINST their own players, chanting haply with their Interisti bros when the match ended 2-0 for Inter
Oh I'll probably be here but I won't be watching any matches as long as I see the following names
>Giampaolo
>Suso
>Borini
>Calabria
>Hakan
>Castillejo
>Gattuso smelled the situation and run the fuck out
>Another shittuso apologist
Fucking cringe.
Shittuso was terrible and he didn't run out, he got sacked.
Shittuso also managed to get Leonardo fired. Fuck him.
CHECKERATOS
What was the name of Wanda Nara's vagina technique?
Maicon & Stankovic tier goal
Are we really making the AM position the scapegoat now?
We have Paqueta who can play there and Bona was amazing there vs Feronikeli.
We used to play 4-3-1-2 with fucking Boateng who was far from a no.10 so don't give me this shit.
This is a case of the coach being insane and playing shitty backup players over our starters. Nothing more, nothing less. No other coach in the world would play Borini as midfielder.
Newfag mofo
