/cyc/ - Vuelta a España, Stage 3

big if true

That 4.6km long 5.8% climb 40km for the finish is going to make it very challenging for Wout Poels to hang on

>miss two GT stages
>a TTT and a hilly stage where nothing was going to happen
>both full of memes
ffs, what have I done to deserve this?

>using gears

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shameful display

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Do you shave your legs ?

today we have 5km at 5.7% 30km before the finish so i expect him to be dropped again

Based El Condor

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Of course.

Nope cba.

of course not

we have first DNS. Mickael Delage of FDJ.

twitter.com/GroupamaFDJ/status/1165909495173787648

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imagine trying to ride into your peak for the season only to be defeated by some stupid ass paediatric infection

Easy win for Sam Bennett right?

It's fat fernando time to shine.

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he will probably sell him 10 times the initial price if this guy will bring good results

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>UAE

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Already some official excuse as to why Evilos team is performing so poorly?

Landa on suicide watch.

Nvm, Landa went to Bahrain.

Nieve almost crashes

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Used up all the ketones during tdf

Froome feeds on their lifeforce to recover faster

This makes the most sense, surprisingly.

His recovery rate is surreal, there is definitely some dark magic going on in that team.

>Marion on Eurosport
Considering all the comments about her during /TdF/, I expected more. She's overrated

You are gay user

Yes, I like French boypussy

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Yesterday's stage had 3400 climbing meter elevation. You guys were crazy to expect a sprinters finish

went on holiday and missed the stage because I was driving but is this post true? wtf

Thank god his career would be over at arkea.
I was just thinking the other day the train Henao > Formolo > Aru could be pretty good they need someone to finalize and that one could be Quintana.

I just not sure if they all would be willing to work together lol.

He never recovered from that.

Eurosport making fun of manlets and the polka leader
>did they even spot him yesterday around all that kids at the press conference
>he's only 1,70 isnt he
>they look like the daltons here

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based

tv feed is pretty bad today, choppy and glitchy at times
what gives? the weather seems fine

inversion maybe

It`s true alright, a day of miracles and wonder.

Reminds me of Birdsong. Does anyone have a webm of that?

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I like watching this now that I know it ends well

De vis is gaan vliegen michel

Gaviria ded

>fatio jakobsen

>Fat Fabio

oh...

cyclingweekly.com/news/racing/vuelta-a-espana/no-excuses-team-ineos-vuelta-espana-2019-tao-geoghegan-hart-wout-poels-gc-race-435637#RBDp2Q6y4jtiEJMl.99

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no more excuses

well, I stand by my Froome the Lich King theory

up bennett and the ra

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Initial D: Cycling Stage

How many cups of coffee have you got so far today?

Me, 2 cups, but I am getting all sleepy again.

three cups

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one but it was a cappuccino so it was mostly just milk

I drink 2 cups every workind day and 1 at weekends

Spain looks depressing if >5km from the coast

nice

cyclingnews.com/news/alaphilippe-and-evenepoel-lead-deceuninck-quickstep-at-deutschland-tour/

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>20 minutes at 57km/h

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>me still feeling the efforts of 1.5 hours at 29.5 km/h ...

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It was downhill

I am from Alicante, what do you think of my dry city?

Is there anyone left that can cuck fat bennet?

the pictures constantly freeze today

/aranburu/

hell yeah!

sprinter field is really shitty

Nice 2 second leadout Degenkolb

Some stripteases and the city gets wet

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Not even close.

vuelta is the least attractive GT for sprinters

None, going to bed soon.

>Theuns so slow the fdj rider almost falls

And my boy Sarrou got rekt

you can see some stripteases at D'angelo, they passed next to it

I can drink a cup of coffee 1 hour before going to bed, fall asleep with no problems.

Luck of the Irish

>Degenkolb
>19
lmao

he pulled for theuns

You`re lucky, I know people like that.
I drink only decaffeinated coffee now. Too many sleepless nights when I drank normal coffee.

But I don't want to be sleepy all the time...

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What was jakobsen doing?

Stop being depressed, it werks.

Quintana still with green jersey

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*Ahem*

Fuck sprinters.

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literally who can stop him?

failing at positioning

the mere sight of Froome instills fear and paralysis into him

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Drink more coffee.

>in sprint you lose more than you win

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I want podium thots
I want podium thots
I want podium thots
I want podium thots

this dude looks like virgin meme

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Went outsides to get a Dürüm.
Haven't eaten anything since noon.

Guess I will go for an easy 20-30 km ride afterwards.

go on home British riders go on home
have you got no fucking grand tours of your own

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I went to see the new Tarantino movie today. Did I miss anything?

someones gotta make a sam bennett ira edit

did you see asian masculinity get crushed?

Yeah, I had seen the memes so I thought it would be something very offensive or controversial. And it was nothing of course.

Based

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>Puck only posted shit on Insta instead of new bikini pics in the last months
Its not fair

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points are in

>tfw steady mediocre

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>stage winner on my team
>still bottom of the barrel
I call rigged

Van der Fraud exposed once again
9 or 10 anons have Bennett on their team

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she not that attractive

the smell

t. Iserbyt

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Based. Sorry I doubted you yesterday Aberasturi

>Cullera - El Puck
Expectations? Memehill is at 50 km mark.

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even fat fabio could get over that one, so sprint finish

Bennettwinslol

Magnus Cort transfers to EF

cyclingnews.com/news/cort-nielsen-signs-with-ef-education-first/

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good move desu

>tfw have to go riding during stages if I want to get back before it gets dark
I guess I'll catch the recaps and just do shorter rides on mountain stages.

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wut??? this is a great pic

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0. Coffee is vile.

>all the based rabobank teams in the lower half
noooo