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2nd Test, ICC World Test Championship at Colombo

Sri Lanka 244 & 4/2 * (2.2 ov)
New Zealand 431/6d

India won.
England won.

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based boult

The lads are doing it

suicide on the cards lads

talksport or talksport 2?

Give me a fookin stream you dog cunts. Is it on FTA in nz?

*unzips*

SL trail by 183 and are 4/2

Will the poos go for it or just block it out for the draw?

>maiden
they're going for the draw now for sure

kino until that mutant Leach ruins the shot

COME ON LADS
THAT'S IT BOYS
HERE WE GO LADS

attempt to block it out, but fail

Madoka WILL save me from my depressing spiral

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Wondering why you lads are always shitting on Paine and Roy? Two of the best captains for their countries of all time, respectively. Also, the LBW shout on Stokes was clearly not out. DRS had the line wrong.

wicket next over

Anime

reckon Southee needs a wicket

Stands looking pretty empty desu

hibi/cric/ or mado/cric/?

for me though lads?
it's /cric/ la /cric/

YES SPUNK ON ME FACE BOULTY

>67 at the back of Paine's shirt
what did this cricket gods mean by this?

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HAD A SHOWER LADS
FEELING CLEAN LADS
LET'S GO BOYS

>362-246

Cloudy

rank them

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Business idea: Antipodeans vs Northern Hemisphere test match

who cares

Antipodes vs Rest of World would be kino af

THAT'S IT JAZZY

seething but so true

How long until the entire NZ squad is made up of pakis and curries?

1. Fuck England
2. Fuck England
3. Fuck England

odd post.

by the next world cup i reckon

They should drop Lyon for Starc

This. Lyin Lyon is a fraud.

le Big Man

>11 runs in 11 overs
FUCKIN
G R I M
R
I
M

Business idea: Convince Archer to apply for Australian citizenship.

GOT EM

DE GRANDWICKET

GOTTEM

GONE
GOTTEM
GRIM

GONE GOT HIM FUCK OFF TO THE STANDS, DONE.

DILMAH DO FUCKING TRY OR NOT WHICHEVER GET THE FUCK OFF MY PITCH REGARDLESS

Why does a bloke on the Lanka team have a name like Matthews anyway?

rape baby.

THAT'S IT GRANDY
COME ON LADS

small percentage of subcontinentals are Christian

YES JAZZY JIZZ ON HIM

just got back lads

DE GRANDWICKET

1. Stokes
2. Flintoff
3. Literally who?

Ian Botham you turbo-cazz

can anyone explain to me (a cricket pleb) why australia fans are so mad about the result? did we cheat or something

what happened to SL cricket?

ian latham?

Ok, I'll say it again.. who?

just googled him on cricinfo. apparently this boomer had a SR in the 70s in ODIs.
YAWN. How boring cricket must have been back then

>Meanwhile, you'll not be doing life right if you don't read this magnificent Andrew Fidel Fernando piece on how Dhananjaya de Silva is cooler than you'll ever be.

RAF got caught seeding clouds

if le is french for the what is de french for?

you gotta be fucking kidding me

HOLY FUCK A BOUNDARY

Poptart and a coffee for afternoon tea, lads.

its portuguese

Dutch I think

de_dust

will one of you seething aussies educate this freshie on why its so controversial that you lost ffs

cos the ump didn't give stokes out on a plumb lbw on the penultimate over he faced

>time wasting
they should lose a wicket for this

Is Freddie Flintoff related to Andrew Fiintoff?

cs_assault for me

cheating against NZ is nothing new.

If i were an umpire i'd time someone out just to get my name in the history books

Is cricket the quintessential manlet sport or is that soccer

GONE

happy now?

GOTTEM

Why can't NZ be more interesting at cricket?

de Grandhomme would be the greatest all rounder in the world if it wasn't for the fact he sucks and gets lucky all the time

I can't make fun of NZ anymore after that WC final. Never seen anything more bullshit than that in cricket.

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reddit.

>Stokes lbw b Lyon 131

holy mother of seething

didnt see it. was it a howler

he's trying to kill Latham

Yup, bat and glove both miles from the ball on the sweep too.

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Does Ben Stokes threaten to kill the umpires or something? Can't believe the brain explosions that occur from the umpires when he plays.

it says original decision out

so the winner of this test plays England in the final of the ashes?

maybe they're gays

Thats just an input error by someone in production, wasn't given out on the field.

I hope they get sacked

wasn't given out anywhere

SAME OLD KIWI'S

ALWAYS SEETHING.

DROPPED

for me, it's sir Ben Stokes (kiwi of the year).

seriously trying to murder Tommy

A Jamaican, a New Zealander, a Pakistani and a South African walks into a pub and the bartender says "good job winning that test match for England, lads"

GONE

oh I say

HOLY MOTHER OF WICKET

Sri Lanka all out for over or under 67?

I've been on /cric/ ever since I discover Yea Forums last Summer, and I'm sick of you fucking newfags

GOTTEM
BLINDER

Will Somerville take a 5fer?

William Somerville?

morning lads

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unironically haven't been on Yea Forums since 4channel came into existence
honestly thought that cringeworthy website ended on 15th march
really wish it would have

over 67 under 100

bang on 67 would be cool

*wish it had

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cheeky Chernobyl while the lads have lunch lads

Sri Lanka? More like Shit Wanker.

Australia? More like Losstralia kek gottem

3 tests start same day

India, England, NZ win.

This is truly fucking grim.

Post yfw you realise it's only a 2 test series.

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>he thinks Australia are now the good guys

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>NZ is the only white team playing
grim

never understood this.

...

They're just the slightly less bad guys

NZ v SL is always tough because one of the Good Guys has to lose

morning, have you paid your cheat tax to joel wilson yet?

Just made some meatball sauce and pasta lads.
THIS is the dinner.

Brown hands typed this post

let's have a look then

Too embarassed because the only pasta I had left to put with it was spiral.

cant stand racism hope all racists learn to see through the stormfront brainwashing and look forward on a different world

Just fucking post the pasta

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mate you'll spiral towards death if you dont post it

>Old Trafford, Manchester
>Umpires: Marais Erasmus (SA) and Ruchira Palliyaguruge (SL)

well, it's was fun while it lasted joel bro's.

>t. paedophile

do you taste metal?

>no joel or dharmasena
chalk up the loss

Tax evasion is a human right.

cringe

Hate myself lads.

Why desu

Rate my oats.

I tried to write cric with the honey.

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grim

>multivitamins
Based and healthpilled.

Tastes super good but.

Omega3 my dude

>I tried to write cric with the honey.

you fucked up spastic

>Omega3
Grim. You're too young for arthritis lad

It's mainly cause i literally never eat fish.

meathead haha
add banana m8

Yeah I normally do, all out of banana though :(

make sure you're eating wholegrain oats too m8

ty for advice trans-tasman bro

Add a good peanut butter

Now that the dust has settled, did Madoka save /cric/?

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Based

the Chad breakfast

Are NZ gonna get Lanka out for less than 67?

madoka and joel wilson-sama united in a mission to save grig.

those had better fucking be rolled oats
steel cut is a meme

rain looms

lane rooms

gas coons.

woah ease off on the racist comments there m8

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>England

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this

Certain balding nonce absolutely mentally ill

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Capitalism?

More like crappoostoolism

more like chadpitalism

praise /cric/doka

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Based sebbo

fuck up sebbo

Not sebbo mate but hi.

You still mad?

fuck up sebbo

GONE
OUT
FUCK OFF

that was a clear edge onto the pad, what the fuck?

I'm sorry but I think you may be confused. I'm not sebbo. Just want a chat on /cric/

eternal reminder that direland and sebbo are the same people
eternal reminder that direland's proof of being from direland was him timestamping his computer monitor with a picture of an irish drivers license on it.

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Your just mad I like sebbo more than you.

could use 5 wickets here

Need a wicket

timestamp your fucking license you obese cunt

This is the partnership.

Oh yes hello my fellow cric posters, I'm a cricket enthusiast from Ireland of all places here to talk cricket at 9am with my new friends.

*wins*

nonce zealand and noncestralia both seething itt

weird how ireland stopped respond and now all of a sudden sebbo is posting.

wicket come on oooooooo

>your mad
ha it is Sebbo.

My fellow incels

\o/

Has Paine been dropped yet? Completely serious when I say he should never play another game for Australia in any format

Based sebbo

Shouldn't be allowed back in the country.

>woke up
>it has still happened
Lads, is it ever going to unhappen?

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shall be crowdfunding a rocket to launch tim paine into the sun, tbqhwylobcwhsatp (to be quite honest with you lot of based /cric/chads who hate sebbo and tim paine)

I'm actually the same Irish user that posted all them proofs, that, would you believe it ,weren't good enough (shock horror!!!!) apparently there were lines on my notepad that got confused for a PC monitor or some other shite

Anyway me saying this probably makes it look more like I'm sebbo so grand I'm sebbo or eire sebbo or whatever it is you lads want me to be for more craic (oh look he said craic he's researching irishisims online)

I'll admit I'm not right in the head but I'm not sebbo. I was posting all yesterday too during the test.

>btfo the Irish in the rugby
>btfo the aussies in the cricket
>scorcher
>big bankaz
>EU on the ropes
Bless this green and pleasant land

look at that
sebbo's back on his irish proxy
so weird how you never see them post at the same time

I used to eat rolled oats but these are quick. Bought quick ones accidentally once and found out I prefer them.

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>feeding attention to another blow-in whore
well done lads.

How long until we stop laughing at Australia lads?

when does the fourth test finish

The rugby is funny. Can't wait to see the rugby team flop again at making a semi final. They are so arrogant. Irish times had an article about who we might get in the quarters (staffers or poosies) so yeah fucked

>btfo NZ by zero runs

greatest test match I've ever seen and it's not even close

fuck up sebbo

kek

Aussies confirmed bad guys

oh yes VERY funny
grow up.

reminder to always respond "fuck up sebbo" to irish-proxy sebbo

needing a wicket here lads

feck off sebbo

my humour: vindicated
your poomour: big yikes

NOT impressed

Getting sick of my missus' obsession with diffusers and aromatherapy lads. Going to switch out her usual scents with this to teach her a lesson.

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COME ON LADS

How do I know your not sebbo

Sebbo was right about you guys

I know the difference between your and you're.

is this sydney? a roastie I went to school with recently changed her entire instagram to be some weird blog about being type 2 herpes positive and living a life with the stigma of being easy

classic stitch-up

Next time she puts one out one of these, take it and curl out a big steaming shit into the oil. That will learn her

Reddit

white or cream lads

I'm about to get a flat white myself

We're talking coffee right?

can't stand freshies.

>Irish
>Flat white
Hate you cunts stealing aussie culture t b h

draw looms

quick are a bit cheeky but at least you're not a /fit/cel believing they have to be steel-cut

How many overs left in todays play?

I reckon most people in this thread are herpes positive.

*NZ culture

54 at least.

2 sessions, 40-something?

negative right here mate

SL will start time-wasting

Nah just jock itch desu.

BANG BANG LADS

doing some intensive study of the RBMK lads
reckon this void coefficient issue could have serious implications for county cricket going forward

Brisbane Lions.

business idea: get british citizenship through my english mother and support whoever's winning at the time while switching proxies as needed

nigeria rising

Honestly? The world has gotten a lot worse since the collapse of the Soviet Union.

BASED sebbo

fucking respond cunt

unironically grim

hmmm

First I've heard of this

fuck up tovarich

Yes it's Sydney

Worst bit is the pig nose desu. Those nostrils make me wanna vom.

EL BOULTO

kek
KEK
K E K

Russia cricket superpower by 2050

Russia are terrible at sports

Should get dinner going tbqh.

this is the post
the ex has a pig nose
found out she's descended from russian ashkenazis
grim as fuck

a stream of irish posts without a single sebbo post in between
and then all of a sudden
a stream of sebbo posts without a single irish post in between
how fucking sloppy are you

damning stuff.

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Taken from her Instagram, the nose is very similar same with the cheek dimple but the front teeth don’t have the same gap. Could just be the angle.
Thoughts lads?

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yes, but they cheat like fucking crazy
should be welcomed by the aussies and pommies

cheeky

Doesn't matter because no one on the team is ethnically russian

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only 50% me

Nah the girl in the tinder pic is called Emma Gardiner.

>Lame arm tatts
dropped

mmm tim paine still on "seething"

the incel pedo richo btfo (again)

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reckon we need a wicket soon

Missus has zero tats lads

>also herpes
Agreed.

Definitely a keeper desu. Every girl I've dated with tatts has eventually turned out to be a fucking psycho.

hand-in-hand

Got a good misso then desu

theaustralian.com.au/sport/cricket/ashes-2019-ben-stokes-was-out-so-heroics-should-not-have-counted/news-story/31186b88122d506ff7894b8f0830c9c6

>Ashes 2019: Ben Stokes was out, so 3rd Test heroics should not have counted
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

thinking of cricket

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she's not white though so yeah

my ex had no tats and no piercings whatsoever
she hadn't even had her ears done
even so she was a nympho roastie and psychotic
so look at it as a reason to exclude a girl if she has it, but not a reason to accept a girl if she doesn't

/cric/ is a racism free zone lad
>as long as she's not abbo

LOL fucking buttsore losers

How do you not know Sir Ian Botham you complete tool

Okay, this is embarassing.

Reminder that you could have herpes right now, and could have had it for years, without having an outbreak.

reckon he took the basedpill

been tested mate
need to do it constantly when you're in the porn biz like me

Big cock or tight little ass?

get a load of sebbo on a proxy, spelling 'abo' as 'abbo' kek

Nice shot by dickwella there.

i'm a big boy

Mustn't have done anything notable.

He's definitely ranked last in that bunch though

You can't be tested for genital herpes unless you have a sore. Swab test is the only test that can confirm HSV2 or not. Blood test creates more questions than answers, due to ~90% of people carrying HSV1 (cold sores), and the antibodies from this creating false positives.

AGAIN
He's having a laugh at your expense NZ

don't have HSV either mate

Were you a virg through highschool or something?

getting dickwella'd here lads

Sebastian? More like Herpestian! LMFAO

yep

Just got home from a post-work dinner date lads. She was wearing the same perfume as my mum, never noped out faster.

Crazy how after all that we finally learnt that sebbo has got herpes.
\cric\ works in mysterious ways

oh...

kek hate that shit

>\cric\
>not /cric/
what fucking bizarro 4channel are you from mate?

116 runs, SL should just go for it

kek

KEK

K-E-K

Just sitting here waiting patiently for England to win a match without umpire help

can almost taste the draw lads

honestly sick of being humiliated just want a wicket

Excuse me I'm sitting here, shove off.

You can see video of all the fuck-ups here
foxsports.com.au/cricket/the-ashes/ashes-2019-tim-paine-says-he-does-not-want-to-see-replays-of-shocking-ben-stokes-decision/news-story/79738618981f0742b22ba5846e3c4105

Too fresh and painful right now.

>invent DRS system to prevent howlers
>howlers still happen regularly and decide games regularly

Yeah Paine had a howler wasting his pooviews LOL.

so true

wish i could howl up a wicket now

Paine-ful

I was going to take the same screenshot with the reversal of yous but they'll just acuse of switching the proxy.

These guys LOVE the sebbo drama so don't give them proof ever! Although I'm tempted to give more but they Wana find me, and diddle me.

For me, it's Ponting
youtube.com/watch?v=r_YMiQJl33A

Southee ain't gonna do it

wahey

GET THE HECK OFF THE PITCH RIGHT THIS INSTANT

GONE
O
N
E

plumb as you like

thats plumb

Dickwella seething at karuna right now.

Post that didn't age well

wahey

big based southee
big based 250th

anti-jinx lad

bojo and scomo met for the first time today, reckon the cricket was discussed?

he doesnt want to risk upsetting anyone rn

Scomo is too much of a meathead for test cricket anyway. Probably only watched big bash.

who

>smith walks out to save the series
>my name is lincoln starts playing
youtube.com/watch?v=_iu-t1n821M

I’m ready for the redemption arc

Based éirebbo

scott mclaughlin

Wishing I was a riot copper bashing Hong Kongians right now lads

>bonus: I wouldn’t have cared about New Zealander Ben Stokes’ overnight heroics

m.youtube.com/watch?v=B95ykNNyBZM

GOTTEM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

a mile outside, terrible review

the conflict in HK paused for hours after ben stokes' heroics mate

plumb as a plum

boult you swine

shit

Walk you cheating n*gg..

>every bowler in the attack has one wicket
Oddly pleasing. They should bring on some part timers to get the last four

That was definitely not plum.

time-wasting again

Quick 4 wickets would be good here

They call him peacekeeper.

He's a cheat.

>hit the front of his foot
>pitching outside leg

If New Zealand take 4 wickets before the end of the days play I think they might just be able to put this to bed lads.

Sri Lanka gonna pull off a great draw here, and England's win will be forgotten overnight

Lads, my gf of TWO A months keeps sending me pics/instagram stories of engagement rings and has said "I only need to ask the question". Should I be concerned? She's pretty cool and it's not like I wouldn't marry her down the track, but this seems a bit much so soon.

how good is cricket lads

based Doullie

yikes mate
pump the brakes but don't dump her for getting excited

fair to middling

Yeah you should be concerned. A woman pressuring you into marriage is a big red flag. It's a big commitment you both need to spend a lot of time talking about and considering.
Have a chat to her about your concerns and see how she reacts, if she flips her lid, shes mental and you need to drop her asap.

Worst sport except for all the others mate.

reckon people read too much into things lads

>"what do you want me to do with this tin, user? don't you have a can opener?"

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Keep on thinking there are two rows of teeth visible in this picture than I realise the top 'row' is just her gums.
yikes

fucking hate it tbqh

THAT'S A WICKET

GOTTEM

reckon sri lanka could do with 113 runs here

SOUTHGOAT

sounds like a head case

I don't like it.

aight stfu about the sri lanka match, shit is so boring
going to see lancashire v derbyshire t20 today, anyone else going?

wtf

it's so cute seeing the new zealanders posting about their little match that's supposed to be occurring. this is an ASHES thread, everything else is laughably irrelevant

grim post.

the ashes series is over lad, England won it last night

COME ON LADS
JUST 3 WICKETS BOYS
BANG BANG LADS

Started using an eye mask at night. Definitely sleeping better but I feel like a mong wearing it.

you now remember that grim super rugby ad from last year

Less times you wake up overnight? Don't feel like a mong mate, sleep is very important to your health.

reckon Kane should bowl himself here

wonder what they'll show on tv instead of the cricket haha

give Latham a bowl

Yeah exactly, these last few months its become normal for me to wake up 3-4 times in a night. Since I started wearing the mask its 0 or 1.

give Watling a bowl, they won't be expecting that

Thanks for not laughing at us yesterday NZ bros.

If I pull it off, will you wake up?

Will never forgive Paine for that Watto tier review yesterday

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it was more conspicuous by their absence

Business idea: Take a hat trick.

cant laugh at england winning again thanks to umpires

It would be very wakeful

only one i've seen that rivals it was barbados 1999

was asleep tbph

for you XDDDDDDDDDDD
put me in the screencap fellow redditors!!

Probably mate yeah...

You missed a line retard

You're a seething guy.

you're a big gay

in retrospect the bane stuff was the worst thing that ever happened to Yea Forums
now the board is flooded with /pol/ immigrants who never left

t. hothead

This is why you should exclusively browse Yea Forums

t. smol guy

No I certainly WON'T include you in a screencap as you fucked it up like an idiot

>leaving Yea Forums

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Bout to go on a >nightwalk lads, if I get murdered blame Tim Paine

you're de grand guy

>not perusing Yea Forums so you can feel smug

stil lcant believe we lost lads

Is there a more unathletic looking cricketer than ben stokes?

what even is an athletic-looking cricketer in you view? mark cosgrove?

How far back we allowed to go?

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Malinga

Literally the guy who was batting with him at the end and kept removing his helmet every over to wipe his glasses clean

for me, it's stoiny

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why is this south african fucker is allowed to play for aus

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I know it's absolutely absurd how low the Australians will go to cheat against noble England.

All white staffers up for grabs apparently

just dont drop the ball

need NZ to win so I can go to bed

Sebbo willed it

business idea: 3 reviews an innings

>non-commonwealth flags forcing other non-commonwealth personalities

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for me, it's scouring the comment sections of the latest cricket videos uploaded to youtube so I can join in with all the Indians shitting on Tim Paine

What did he mean by this?

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In York watching soap box racing lads

that, plus the LBW shout the ball after
absolute heartbreak lads

Scintillating contest this

Is New York named after that place? Please respond.

test

Do not know

>dick Wella

Kek

Tests are contests but everything is positive so they took away the con

Has a mate who put a bet in

Welcome to umpball and having a captain that's utterly dogshit at reviewing things.

Did you see him throw Cummins under the bus re: the brainlet review
>"Patty Cummins said 'I think it might have pitched in line but I think he hit it. And I said 'well, he definitely didn’t hit it', but I was worried where it pitched. Then it was just a spur of the moment [decision] .... have a dabble at it. But, yeah, I got it wrong"
I and others even thought Cummins told him it didn't hit

new york is named after New Amsterdam which is named after Amsterdam

still fucking seething lads

feel like shit just wanted to win last night

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no
number of overs a day has been falling year on year, 3 reviews each = 30% of wickets can get reviewed

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seething
haha

>In 1664, the city was named in honour of the Duke of York
So yeah, sort of.

most of the indians are seething about england winning

Actually fucking SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING
right now.
The absolute fucking balls on the guy to burn Cummins like that.

>number of overs a day has been falling year on year

What is the cause of this? I hope it's not global warming.

this is why keeper and bowler captains suck because they're so confident they heard a sound or think its plum in front but it simply isnt and often you need an unbiased view to make a good decision

Love a bit of oceanic seeth

For me, its the other Aussies running in celebration then sinking to the turf as they realise he's fucked it

just want to die lads

Delaying tactics. They need to sort out a pink ball standard and force the cunts to play out x amount of innings regardless of time desu.

>For the country which is currently seething, see Australia.

lel

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No, I don't want to hear another word out of his mouth so I unironically don't watch the video and just comment on it. But my recollection of that review discussion is that Patty had an expression on his face somewhat along the lines of "Eh.. I don't think so".

It's more than that lad, Indians for some reason feel invested in the Australian cricket team and are constantly offering their advice for how the team should be run - and in this case they're right.

reddit.

Tim Paine, more like Tim Small Brain haha rite.

Overs*

actually it was australians who made those edits tbg

youtube.com/watch?v=3m7E0Gk8gLI

which you found on reddit and posted here instead of simply staying there.

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yes i admit it mate i found all about it on reddit

I can tell.

oh it shows

dick smeller has to go lads

Tim Paine just dropped the ashes

Shouldn't have put his hands in dry ice

For me, it's Mitchell Johnson

youtu.be/9j3JAtdtOvA

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If Tim Paine was a terrible captain he'd be Tim Paine

don't listen to the new sleater kinney lads pure puerile shit

no idea what you're on about

Dickwarts

AAAAAAAOOOOHH

bowled jazzy

Dickcheddar

punk band, surely you've heard some of their songs
youtube.com/watch?v=FbmZi_VS4ZM
their new album is shit

Feel like shit lads just want this Kane back

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old album sounds pretty shit too m8

classic band of the 90s/00s but up to you m8

dicks out for dickwella

looking for a girl with the x factor
but I don't judge like simon does

jotting this down but probably wont use it ever

Who is Simon

WRONG YOU CUNT
it was in fact me who edited in the first place, then a couple of Aussies who edited it after it was reverted leading to its present state. no reddit discovery involved.
i've outautismed you grim cunt sit down and fuck up.

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New Zealand High Court Justice Simon Moore.

still reddit.

yikes

Nice. Shemales.

losing hope here lads...

kek poo peeland blown the fuck about by england AGAIN

Anyone memed Tim Paine's face onto the mushroom cloud with "You could have reviewed it" yet?

Why does anyone care about this game. No Sri Lankans post here so what's the point

if england's anything to go by, never.

six foot deep you can never climb out
I smoke that weed till my mum finds out

By a similar token why does an Irishman post here? Ireland doesn't even care about cricket and got destroyed in all of their 3 (three) tests so far.

>you now remember the tragicomedy of 36 all out

fading fast

I'm English. However I will get behind the test team here. Didn't do so badly considering it's the third test they've ever played. Bowled England out for 85 which still needs to be appricated regardless of the fourth innnings.

Also there's been a few Irish posters in cric so don't know why you so surprised to see one

They were just introducing the new T15 format.
Oh fair do.

Needs some new non reddit meme words, think i might go back to using muscular and starch

Have pictures of jack leach saved on my computer since 2016. What a hero

I might start saying "hard on" when talking about erections.

It's settled boys. My flights to Sydney are booked and the rental car is ready for the drive to Goulburn this weekend.

i used "hard on" a lot between 2011 and 2013

Why did you stop?

because "erection" is much more widely understood among the elderly

For me, its 'stiffy'

Why do you talk about erections with the elderly?

bitches iffy uh
got a big ol stiffy uh

The CHAD 50 off 151
the beta run a ball 50

A 90 year old man can achieve a more solid erection than Finasteridey b

the chad 2 off 51

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You're not playing hard to get.
You're playing at not getting a hard-on yet.

Permavirgins at cricinfo forgetting Wagner & Sodhi playing 363 balls to deny England a win at Hagley Oval in 2018 espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/27465808/which-greatest-fourth-innings-knock-recent-memory

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KINO
I
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GONE FUCK OFF

sri lanka will be looking to avoid another wicket here or it may cost them the game

The series drawing New Zealand

hi, vaughan

We're a big fan of drawing things, as you're well aware.

Yep I'm thinking based

Great collective effort from the bowlers tttt.

*finishes first innings on day 5*
*wins handsomely*

Why didn't they just do that in the first test?

so what happens now? the winner of the ashes gets to play us to decide who the best test team is?

If I come pull pints for a year can I start supporting England instead?

Imagine having the last name of Pollock

can't imagine it

India vs NZ it's only fair.

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Are saffers still shire?

TP52 Worlds live from Palma now

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The Lord of the rings was filmed here mate

i love cricket

OH NO

I HATE IT

Based.

I think Lyon would have wished he hadn't fumbled the ball on a routine run out in order to allow the final wicket to fall before England were able to exceed the amount required for them to win.

On the other hand I'm sure England are pleased they were able to surpass the total set for them by Australia whilst not losing 10 wickets.

NO NO

>that muscular RpW ratio for India
based

This is the song
youtube.com/watch?v=Gy-lQxYRZss

Isn't this that band Michael Gira Formed after swans?

Yes, occasionally they produced something good.
youtube.com/watch?v=AetrEfWgk7s

youtube.com/watch?v=Xk9TkH6EgiY

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based Modi working for the cricket lads

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Still dunno why the thrower "plopped" it over to garry rather than just mowing down the stumps, I guess no one trusts their own abilities in a tense situation like that.

>NICE FUMBLE GARYYYY YOU BALD CUNT
what did paine mean by that?

more likely that not would have missed and it was an easy run out, they'd always choose the safer option

Must admit I really love cricket and love you guys too. Much love to all

Bit gay there sebbo

Love you too sebbo

From the angle and distance he was at, a professional athlete should back themselves.

feeling shit after last night

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New thread when lads?

Have a nice relaxing soak and a glass of crisp white wine and maybe read a book. Don't worry about it. You lost yeah and it was embarrassing but that's sport sometimes. You'll get over it friend

probably soon

don't want one
just want to wallow in my misery here

Lads how do we cheer the aussies up

Let us retain the ashes please

Just realised I'm definitely a racist.
Was at the chemist buying a mildly embarassing item (tinea cream) and because I'm an autist was shitting bricks that the checkout person might be an attractive woman whom I wouldn't want to think of me as some disgusting slob. Rounded the corner to til and, when I saw it was an Asian woman, my anxiety lifted. It's like, they aren't even human, so I don't care what they think of me or something.

Not something I can help you with I'm afraid, you'll have to ask Sir Ben Stokes.

HAHAHAHAH TINEA CREAM

Yup, I've experienced this, too. I literally cannot help it. Also have the same with fat people.

>you now remember all those croc tears at all of those interviews

Kinda feel this way towards Chinese people in particular

I get this but with women

I can confirm that she was in fact Chinese, might have been different if she was korean or something.

asian women look like insects

Not sure this semen slurping sport is for me lads, thinking I might take up the guitar.

I used to get this with everyone, I literally did not give a FUCK what anyone thought of me. Genuinely thought of people the same way I thought of trees I walk past or something. But for some reason as I've gotten older I've become less self-assured.

It's fine, we'll still win the Ashes. Or at least retain them.

right lads, if no one else is going to do it i'll make the new thread.

Same here, probably hormone related. As you get older your biochemistry switches to parenting gear even if you don't have kids. That attitude might not be the best if you have children to raise.

Makes sense.