Uhkay, user from Yea Forums, you're next on the Demonic Mike Francesa Show, what's on your mind tonight?

hey mike do you think any baseball team will ever go 162-0?

Hey Michael, long time caller, first time listener. So uh...do you think the Mets will win the wild card game? I think you gotta like their chances. Thanks michael

Uh, yea, the Mets are the wild card...I mean the joker card. Know what I'm saying? *heavy breathing* NOAH SYNDUHGARD HAD VALUE AT THE TRADE DEADLINE. WHAT ARE YOU OUT THERE BUYING STROMAN FOR, YOU FAKE GM. 2 extra years in hell to the entire Mets front office for trying to be the Bronx Bombuhs. Who's next?

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youtube.com/watch?v=SE0E-GtuWKw

do you think he killed himself after this? if the lung cancer didn't get him first
youtube.com/watch?v=HqB4Dx1qEsw

That next caller probably asked him about who the Mets should put in the 7th spot.

Watching this bozo seethe over low-level trolling is actually mildly entertaining

Mike! Hope you’re doing well man, big fan of yours. I think Eli has enough gas in him for a few more seasons. If Eli returns to form, does this team have enough to to win the East and maybe even get to the Super Bowl?

Now you know why he's been numbuh one for 30 years.

Hey Mike, am I on?
I'm really glad the Met's didn't sell at the deadline, but what are their plans for the offseason?
I mean, the season's over now after that pounding by Atlanta today.

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Eli is gonna be the startuh for the next five or six years AT LEAST, ohkay? I don't care who this Daniel Jones loosah is, Eli's got stamina, know what I'm saying? Who else is gonna go beat Tom Brady? Kyle...luhle...lulettsa?

Numbah one in your soul and numbuh one in your Nielsen ratings, and Michael Kay, you schmuck, you can take that to the bank. Actually, take it to hell, 'cause I got a special spot for you. Next calluh on the line?

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This youtube channel has hours of it
youtube.com/watch?v=cacZvmYCEbQ

I don't even care about the Mets, uhkay? Team of stone cold loosahs, stoopid new GM, Mickey Mouse or whateva their manager is. Whatever pounding they took today was probably almost as hard as the pounding I gave your mother in my Chrysler this morning. Six extra trips around the fourth ring of hell for making me think about the Mets front awfice again.

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ITT: Regional sports humor that doesn't translate well in any general thread, let alone Yea Forums

I think people get it tbqh

GET LAWST, YA GOOBER

ITT: Some loosah who can't even afford a dinner at the Gray Papayuh without his girlfriend picking up the check. Get lost, goobah.

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Ah, that San Francisco giant/NY Giants meet up question never gets old

>At about 7:10

Hey Mike - I WANNA SLAP YOUR BUTTCHEEKS

>Does your kids watch soccer, Mike?
>I hope not

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Hi demon Mike, long-time caller, first time fan, what's your take on Luck?

the jordan bulls went 72-10

Hey Mike, who is the greatest MLB of all time and why is it the Mets?

Luck is a quittah and that whole team's a quittah, Irsay's father quit on Baultimore, Irsay quit sobriety and starting smoking magic dust and quit trying to put together a winning team and the only stoopider owner in sports is James Dolan, who stiffed me out of free slice of pizza at the Garden. *heavy breathing* I lost my train of thought. Who were we talking about? The Mets? Don't make me talk about the Mets, get lost. Next calluh.

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Would you let Leveon Bell fuck your wife while you watched Mike? Keep in mind he just won the Jets the Super Bowl over the Saints running for 150 yards and 3 TDs

Will you ever be able to accept that the Mets will lord over the Yankees one day?

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never5get

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Okay I am fascinated with this guy. What are some essential francesa moments?

YA ACTUALY PAYIN TA WATCH THIS? THE EIGHT PEOPLE THAT WERE THERE TODAY, GIVE EM THEIR MONEY BACK!

kino
youtu.be/RI5xJfYH7NI

Is that you Joe begingo?

STOP STOP STOP
youtu.be/yFUughsmjr0?t=189

skip to 3:07 for peak kino

Hey Mike, first time long time. Do you think the Jacksonville Jaguars train with a group of jaguar cats from the Florida swaps? I could see it helping out the players with footwork and change of direction.

holy shit he legit gets pissed off here.

How many hours you think that guy waited to get yelled at?

WAIT A SECOND, WAIT A SECOND...
TURN MY MIC ON!
BRING A BB GUN TO A RIFLE RANGE!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=4ssy58xdhzk
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that guy waited for 3 hours to get that line in and he didn't even get it in. cause i'm gonna cut you off afta' three seconds and then nobody's even gonna hear it

that type of hawt headed stuff wont slide in new yawk

Cats? We talking about real cats here? 'Cause I know that Mike Piazza used to put in a lot of time at Katz Delicatessen. Gawd bless that ballet dancing fruitcake, the Mets could use him behind the plate right now. Who are the Jaguars? Are they a team now? Six years in hell for making up these stoopid new team names and sitting on the line for fifty five minutes making these calls. Who's next on the line?

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Hey Mike.

Daniel Jones.

That is all.

bubba from jamaica queens is the best caller

Gio ruined the morning show. Guy has nothing to say and his imitation gimmick all sound the same now. Should've just kept Boomer and Jerry. Jerry is way better and has much to say on topics than Gio.

I can never understand what Omar the arab taxi driver says.