/NISA/ + /mlels/ayy/uslel/npsl/ and everything else

>check out NISA
>philly has a team
>playing at upenn's stadium

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incels btfo

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Nice.

It's the Zlatan vs Blessing show. 6'5" statue vs turbomanlet.

Was it on TV? If not, its irrelevant

This. The money is in broadcasting. Not selling hotdogs and parking.

It was on tv

What channel?

Hallmark.

Local, same as 95% of MLS games

>despite playing like absolute shit the entire year, SKC are only 6 points out of playoff position
How?

the west is a free for all past the 1st spot.

nothing that airs on FS1 happens in real life

>LAFCuck

Did not age well.

>i-it was on television
>on some secondary PBS local station
Nice try, onions boy.

Vela hamstring injury BASED

U N A

Ate too many gummi worms boys. Now my stomach hurts

It was on the main NBC Sports channel in DC, but keep on reaching.

yes, it did see

So, no national exposure?

HE MAD LOL

I thought vela didnt care about soccer?

Lags looking shook af right now

Amended.

CPL > NISA > USL > MLS > Ottawa Fury

do we have any other strikers?
Zlatan needs to come off

>WHAT THE FUCK
Boob Bradlel with another masterstroke of man management

SUMafia shills finna worked into a shoot

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if I were an MLS defender, I would simply defend and I would become the greatest defender in the history of the league

Target should be the official sponsor of the WMLS

>LAG's in charge of defending

big if true

2019.... i am forgotten

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that's not Gio

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Who?

>the WMLS

>3-3
How fucking shit are Galaxy?

MLS-tier

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Pavon is already a flop
Sure he got a goal but hes no help otherwise.

Alvarez is useless right now

Whatever their league is called. The point was the Target motto.

just search NISA instead, pretty simple fix, not sure what you are so mad about

Ibra is ded take him off FFS

lol did you see Zlatan just throw lleget

Ibra just fucking walking not trying to play at all fuck off

>Walker Zimmerman is an international-level player and ready to be the USMNT's starting center ba-
oh

He hates Lletget. I think it's because Ibra wants to fuck his wife

knowing Lalas, he complained personally
dude's whole act of being the thick skinned contrarian is so fake and anyone who's ever interacted with him knows it

no one likes Llegtttggeett, Zlatan has shown pretty good restraint to not beat his ass in practice

Dont talk shit about Da Boy

this ref looks like a Bob Bradley clone that got all fucked up in the tube

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>Zlatan

We LOVE Da Boy

based Tired Zlatan

>no red card
>no fight at the end
""""""""""""rivalry"""""""""""

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>it was 3-1

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Da Quakes are still my main rival desu

What does Alexi Lalas have to do with Fascicm and Antifa? Can you mlels go ten minutes without cringe identity politics?

Reminder

Cant beat us

Cry more, cuckservative

what a fun game

>Cry more, cuckservative

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Maybe I'm just out of touch but what's with the increase in non-tripping fascists posting in /mls/?

Nigger, both sides whether Nazi larper or panty wearing and trash can pinching Antifa fags ruin everything.

there is the one user who's made about QTies, and the fact that everyone agrees the QTies are good and cute has radicalized him

one user at least who's probably just waging holy kekistani meme war for KAGA2020 posting in all threads across the board

and one user at least who's just replying to themselves for bumps (coincidentally timed with the end of the Doyle Wars and end of the Bruce Wars)

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*mad
lol whoops guess I have to post again mb

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You sure love your acronyms.

>you will never be in an Alex/Rose threesome

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please watch our league(s)

>muh both sides
You're cancer

daily reminder to get your damn dirty politics of my MLS

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Handsome

>El Trafico
why would you ever call a derby that?

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No one does, outside of the league office and designated media shills.

the East Coast Media don't care or know anything about LA and found the phrase funny

On this day in history, /our gals/ won their second gold medal

The men still have yet to do anything of worth

Fans of both franchises came up with it.

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How my boy Brian Rodríguez did?

>Fans of both franchises
lmao
LAFC didn't have fans until 2 years ago after all the branding had taken place
and Galaxy customers haven't come up with anything ever, their little supporters section was created by the club. I remember attending a Galaxy game before they started throwing ribbons and bringing drums and everyone sat quietly the entire game

who?

shut the fuck up

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Walker Zimmerman played like shit last night, so congrats on the inevitable call-up kid.
>le 26 year old prospect

signing a young player from a Nordic league and giving them millions of dollars has worked so well before, why not try it again

we know Garber went in to actually work today because DisCo gave a rare Monday decision and banned Rppney for another game

look at me missing mormons fc stealing it at the end.

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Is Savarino elite?

It's one thing if memers on twitter call it El Trafico or Hell is Real, but it's really embarrassing the league actually uses that terminology unironically
It's like they don't even want anyone to think they're a professional organization

Everyone would just bitch at Garber for not using the name decided on by the fans.
Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

>everyone would just bitch at Garber
you say that like it's a bad thing

Didn't mean to imply that at all. Fuck garber.

Not true, maybe then the MLS would attract some non-retarded fans

LAFC no17 subbed in for a buttjurt Carlos Vela.

>+9

Why are Mormons so violent?

blood for their blood "god"

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Yes both sides. Communists and anarchists are inherently anti American. Why wouldn't >we condemn them

>hany mukhtar
>german
i want off mrs merkel's wild ride

loons 2-1

yes, let us return to that great ancient ethno-state: Germany (1940-1985)

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>San Diego 1904 first home game in 20 days
>still no team announced
it's all going according to plan, right guys? it's all gonna work out right?

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What would be my ideal team in Major League Soccer?
I search.
> winning team
> Team with an excellent and very healthy fan base
> team that is the most popular and important in your entire city
> Team with very high attendance in your stadium (let it be the team with the most assistance in your entire city)
> Team with soccer specific stadium
> Team that wins MLS Cup
> Team that is in a city where Soccer is the most popular sport
> team that is almost always in the playoffs

Deportivo Saprissa

goodnight, /mls/

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>DP
>from Brondby

ishygddt

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based tbqh. also alexi sounds like he's been bumping the coca before going on air for the past few weeks.

you now (probably don't) remember Innocent Emehara (Qarabag) or Mustapha Alasan Jarju (RAEC Mons)

>Quacks

>Yea Forums is making fun of us again
timber joey is cool u fucking haters

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Autist

Hell yeah
>youtu.be/2EyUWH0LNrs

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mextour.org/about

>tfw you have to cut ticket prices because CHIs won't even support "their" team in a game without Messi

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see: SOON

good morning loons nation, are you ready for tonight's big game?

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AHWOOO

Press F

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>NISA
B T F O

USL IS ELITE
OP DELET THIS THREAD RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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currently streaming: Bhutan Premier League, Kanto University Women's League

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In other SUM news:
>Tonight's U.S. Open Cup Final will be the first USOC Final not to be broadcast on TV since 1996.

They don't want the world to see their darling fatlanta get fucked in the ass.

1.2 mil divided by 3 leagues with 100+ teams? How much of that will the clubs actually see?

>How much of that will the clubs actually see?

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I'm under the impression it's USL Championship, but idc or k

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>user, the Open Cup final is today, you’re not just gonna let /mls/ die are you?

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yeah this is shit and hopefully only for a year or two before starting their own service or whatever

>minnesota fan
>want win
>hopeful
>fully expected to get slapped around
it'll be 2-1 loons or 5-1 atl

>Kelley in the Body Issue

mmmmmm

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Nice. Got the CP now getting the KO.

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GET THE FUCK IN HERE YOU COWARDS

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ohno
we're so fucked lmao

Ike will save you

this is all a part of God's plan of redemption for the USA's #1 Defender

༼ つ _ ༽つ **IKE**
༼ つ _ ༽つ **O-PAR-A**
༼ つ _ ༽つ **IKE**
༼ つ _ ༽つ **O-PAR-A**
༼ つ _ ༽つ **IKE**
༼ つ _ ༽つ **O-PAR-A**

he'd be the reason we pull off a close 1 goal win for sure.

i have one(1) plate of microwave tostitos
one(1) hot and ready $5 pizza
one(1) 40oz Stone AB
and one(1) bag of sour edibles

I'm ready for some sawker

>usoc
more like (mn)usuck lmao

I will (metaphorically) rip Twellman's vocal chords out of his (symbolic) throat so that we never have to hear him speak again

not even surprised

anyone got a good stream for dis

big yike

rip in shit

literally google mls live stream u melon

The Mouse just DMCA'd the one I was using, I'm literally shaking right now

Loon's captain armband looks like a Nazi armband lol

OH NO NO NO NO *wheeze* PFFFFHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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stream 2 watch

I am Opara's headpad
I am Guzan's knee brace
I am Martinez's mouthguard

plastic?

MLS plug, drink

most dangerous lead loonbros we got this

>floptinez gets bodied
ahahahahahah

Twellman seething about a manlet getting his head crushed in by a fair shoulder-to-shoulder

he's having Vietnam flashbacks atm

i sure hope so, maybe ike's shoulder check will wake us up

lol opara is fucking these manlets up

>even if manlets keep their head up, they're too short to avoid that
WWTL??

if I were a Loon player, I would simply make a pass that led to a goal

>can't play the ball
>able to run slightly faster than an MLS attacker
>THIS IS WHY HE'S IN THE NATIONAL TEAM PICTURE

>mini-soda
just fuck my shit up senpai

lol its the same mentality that leads to Aaron Long getting minutes with the national team. then they play against real talent and get EXPOSED

2-0: the most dangerous lead to have at halftime before coming out in the 2nd and scoring 3 more

>soilanta wins another trophy
just epic

now THIS is shilling

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I have espn+
Spectacular.
Watching usl, the ufc ppv replay, serie A full game re runs

Papa bless

LETS FUCKING GO

>poozan

BUT WAIT

VAR SAAAAVVVEEEE MEEEEEEEE

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>shitty shartinez

Pathetic

finlay will save us

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OHNONONONONONONONONONONO

>stream I'm watching suddenly interrupted by video call
>ID says "Mama"
>TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

based mother-loving illegal streamer

CHIMPOUT

Jesus they couldn't have even sprung for 2 commentators?

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inb4 one of these sudaca's drops the trophy

well when you have no striker i guess you can't expect to win

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choking on plastic is a sad way to go

>garber didn't bother to attend this shit
kek

he had a massage with Kraft already penned in

I can't stand that fuck

well, supporters shield is wrapped up and USOC is finished

season's all but over now, right on time. gg no re. see ya until the NWSL final

Your stadium smells like shit because of the landfill in the next town.
>Being a customer of the New Jersey Energy Drinks

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NISA starts on the 31st dummy
you are going to support >our league, right?

SSCCUUMM GGAANNGG

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Good thing the away day I was there for didn't have that smell. Or maybe was too liquored up to notice anyway.

you now remember marc pelosi

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yeah sure, let me just look up the teams... odd...

it seems half the announced clubs don't even exist yet. starts in four days you say?

oh yes my dear,... quite pungent indeed. dare i say *snnnniffffffffff* is that eggs i smell?

>Brek Shea
>Forward/Winger
>last 7 years
>10 goal scored
>Gold Cup and US Open Cup champion

HoF WHEN???????

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Absolutely disgusting

>bradley altishit and Arriola out
VERY based
>PuliGOD and Mckennie in
Based AND redpilled
>guzan in
WHY. YOU WERE SO CLOSE

sLAgs FC

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>shrek Lima and zardass

FUCK

Would fuck but what the fuck are they doing?

:3

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LAFC is the epicenter of Soccer Fashion
(and thats a good thing)

>Puli and Kenni when they see Bradley and Altidore dropped

Gregg Berhalter:
>We’re in a very difficult position because we’re only allowed to play certain times of the year. One thing I’ve been a little bit disappointed with is MLS teams opting to play in FIFA windows. It’s infringing on the time we have with players.

n-nani? dropping Bradley and Altidore, not picking Nagbe after the league spent the last month trying to put him over, criticizing MLS.... what is happening??

SHUT IT DOWN

t. Woman

GREGG'S GONE ROUGE
GET ARENA ON MY PHONE...NOW!
>we tried sir, he's not answering
THEN SEND SOMEONE OVER THERE TO DRAG HIM OUT OF BED!
*scene of Arena passed out in a drunken heap, covered in pasta sauce*

Zzzzz Dey told me I could be a contenduh

MR KRAFT, *snort* GEDDUP, ITS TIME FOR DA REV’S GAME

>Every now and then Bruce Arena wakes up and texts Robert Kraft “Y DON'T U COME DOWN N GOLF WIT US THIS WEEKEND?”

>Robert Kraft, getting up from his massage table made of macaroni noodles cooked in the tears of NFL fans after the recent Patriots Super Bowl victory takes a long look at his phone before texting back: “Who is this, and why do you have my number?”

>Bruce Arena laughs at the bosses funny jokes. Through the forced laughter, he furiously texts back: “THIS BRUCE ARENA LOL! HAVIN A GREAT TIME AS YOUR HEAD COACH, BIG GUY IN CHARGE, NE REVS! SOCCER BABY! YOU KNOW TAYLOR TWELLMAN, I MADE THAT KID, GAVE HIM DA PASHUN! EXCITED TO BE GIVEN THIS WONDERFUL OPPORTUNITY” and he struggles to get out of the text app before giving it to assistant so she can open us Facebook for him. He gets up and slams his head against the wall, a regular thing he does that isn't noteworthy.

>After a few minutes, his phone vibrates. Bruce looks at it with a deathly glare, questioning whether or not Geoff Cameron or Yedlin were most to blame for his most recent failure. After a minute of deliberating it with himself, he picks up the phone and reads the following message: “I have a soccer team?”

>He laughs at the bosses funny jokes, throwing his phone into his Louis Vuitton Italian-flag pattern fanny pack, waking the neighbors in the surrounding apartments by talking in his normal voice“I FUCKING LOVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO WORK AT THIS HISTORIC FRANCHISE, BOSTON BABY! ” he yells as he succumbs to the impending heart clot, punching his life size picture of Beckham through his oily tears.

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A daring synthesis of memes

>his team doesn’t have their own self proclaimed king.

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whatever happened to the one guy who was like pretending to be a rich guy or a DJ or something and was always talking about making the team when they were still just an expansion?
I can't even remember his gimmick, but he always found his way into events and it was almost like he was officially a part of the branding
shit was weird as fuck

Resv never changes

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SKC has Sporting Jesus though

Tensnake?

>season already practically over
>still five weeks of meaningless games
worst time of year every year

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Yep, we're back fellas.

Doyles need not reply.

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can Morales play the QB role?

The Pirlo role aka the Italian Trappley role? No

>meaningless games
Found the leastcoast loser with shitty boring standings.

So what is NISA gonna do that makes them not turn into NASL 3.0?

not be run by Rocco should go a long way

Swap Pulisic and Weah. Dump Morales for someone good.

Reminder that Matt Doyle (and Berhalter himself) admit that Adams will not play the meme false right back position in games that actually matter, that Bradley is past it and won't feature for the team any more, and that Trapp is not good enough.

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Was found floating off san pedro probably.

does anyone remember what im even referring to? now it's driving me a little mad.

it was a Instagram guy, he wanted to become a pro player but it wasn't clear if it was a bit, and he always appeared to be a part of their branding events but never officially

twitter.com/thegarygold
hasn't posted since March so he's either some LA producers boy toy now or he's killed himself

>trump is trying to end citizenship for children of US military service members that are born outside the US
Good news for that one autist that posts here about only wanting white Americans born in the continental US on the national team, I guess.

>yfw Trump is actually a seething Doyle and is going to revoke Julian Green's citizenship because he's still mad about Donovan missing 2014

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No more GI rapebabbies on the turtles then?