FA:Dolphins cut bait on T.J. McDonald
NYG:Sterling Shepard is 'good to go' for Week 1
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FA:Patriots release WR Maurice Harris
BUF:Robert Foster has been slowed by a toe injury
ARZ:Hakeem Butler (finger, IR) out for season
CIN:UDFA WR Damion Willis to start for A.J. Green
SF:Shanahan wants Dante Pettis to 'earn a role'
SF:Jerick McKinnon might practice this week
CIN:John Ross (hamstring) returns to practice
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rate my jersey, lads
>the state of that chin
I could probably knock you out with a tap.
>OP from last thread makes another thread to prove how pathetic his team truly is.
Pottery
You'd think they would have won last year, then.
Ask your mom to make you a turnover chain to complete the look.
didn't mean to quote gamethread but you get the point
Then why did New England win?
roethlisberger is so fucking fat
>past two threads have been made by rams fans finally showing their faces after scoring 3 points in a super bowl
Nothing wrong with my chin
Vicucks seethin
OLine bleedin
Stat line reelin
$84 million
Carson intz is injury prone and better thank Saint Nick for a ring
Iggles seethin
Oline godlike
QB still shit with it
128 million with 100 of it being guaranteed.
Shut up vicuck
It's probably someone pretending to be a rams fan, just like when people pretend to be vikings fan so we can get a laugh.
Mike Tomlin is the most entertaining coach to listen to in the NFL.
Prove me wrong (you can't).
Fat girly neck and chin. You have the neck of a mid 30's lesbian. Embarrassing.
Lmao, the vicucks aren’t winning shit with that bum cuckcuzins but at least he btfos the shitgles everytime they play so that’s funny hahahahah
Got it from stuffing my gullet on your moms asshole so blame her
Logical fans wanted Nick in, but the franchise machine wanted Wentz because of *muh age* and *muh mvp on shit teams* he has going over Nick despite Nick outperforming Brady and Belichick's game plan.
>girly neck and chin
No such thing as a girly neck or chin, retard
Three whole points
Non rhyming short poems like this always make me think that the person isn't clever enough to create rhyme or not interesting enough to be able to write a full paragraph.
Salty vicuck
I wish I had a friend like that
t. girly skinnyfat neck
:(
>nigger
Yuck
Who said was a rhyme though. It was just stating the obvious as rhymes are for nerds.
I doubt vicucks can do anything but rage post.
Bet you he's going to request a trade off to another team after this blunder of the century that unfolded
The Vikings are so sad that they think they have a rivalry with the Eagles just because they blew you out in the playoffs a few seasons ago. The """rivalry""" only exists in your own mind. You're Jerid and they're Kamille.
Lmao Iggles btfo like that pussy intz guy hahahha
>Implying i'm a vikcuck fan
Cowboy's fan bro, you cant go in knowing all anons shitting on the Iggles are Vikcuck fans.
lol what a faggot
t. Vicuck fan
Will JaMarcus Russell come out of retirement for the XFL?
>Using Intz and not Wince
God Vikcucks cant meme for shit, much like their playoff hopes of ever winning an owl in Minnsomalia
t. noodle neck with kyphosis
It's not that you criticized the Eagles at all that made me think you were a Vikings fan, it's that it was your immediate response to criticism of the Vikings.
>implying a minnesomalian
Are you an actual vicuck fan or what?
Or just an Iggles fan who actually thinks Foles is better and will be remembered more fondly in the City than Wentz. Crazy we exist and think of such blasphemous things other iggles fan's think of us saying I know.
refer toThis rate I see you as a actual vikcuck fan since you wont shut the fuck up about them.
Lmao shitgles destroyed like their little bitch boy QB’s body.
>not knowing Rams are in the Ordeal phase of the Heros Journey
keep up
But I think the Vikings are shit? but at the same time though can care less about them since they don't pose a actual threat when it comes to playoff berths because they are again shit.
You know you're an incel when you start obsessing over random body parts on men
>rasmfags literally living in fiction
Get the feeling this dood is a samefag.
t. Minneosomalia pretending to be a based cowboys fan
Holy fuck this general is cancer
chefs desu
What did he mean by this? Seriously, I don't understand
BASED
Sans récupération
>couldn't even beat the nanners 2nd string defense
OH NO NO NO NO NO
OH NO NO NO
>No you are Vikcuck
>No you are the real Vikcuck
Fuck it, everyone is a Vikcuck now on the user site than is Yea Forums. But seriously you are fucking retarded as hell
Still better than being a shitty vicuck fan like you lmao
>mfw I’ve successfully given everyone the Old Bay effect to think everyone is a vicuck
am I allowed to be deluded about the 9ers yet?
I am Kirk Cousins
>preseason matters
Pathetic
>went from having no depth at LB to having too many options
Dakota Allen & Natrez Patrick are very solid players that need to be kept at all costs
In a battle royale, which NFL fanbase would be the last one standing?
Vicucks, since they have no shame, alligance or dignity
Raiders. They have the numbers and the street smarts
>wahhhhh this is bad
>proceeds not to contribute
Hang yourself
Imagine being a samefag, but also a vikcuck falseflagigng and calling other's vikcucks like a broken record.
*ahem*
>RASM
>Superbowl
>Three
>fucking
>points
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAH
t. vicuck
Still better than being a non vikcuck fan and suffering from overdose levels of autism as well like yourself.
TY has been through some harrowing injury shit too and has gotten immeasurable shit from the rude-ass segment of Indy fans that is really present in all fanbases. I'm sure the way Luck and other guys stood up for him and gave him a chance to have success in the NFL means a lot to him. The Grigson/Pagano era was truly a tremendous failure on the part of everyone involved, and I hope both guys fuck off to the Ural mountains or some shit to think about what they've done. Nagy should just fire Pagano's moronic ass now while he still has a chance.
>imagine projecting this hard
Seething little Somalia niglet
Go for it, bro. Preseason is for dreaming.
t. falseflag vikcuck with down syndrome and needs to use his clicks by calling others vikcuck
How did I do lads?
>viqueens fan so embarrassed that he’s pretending to root for someone else now
Aww
Shut up vicuck
Falseflagging this hard is bad, and proves your autism.
Zeke's gonna hold out you dummie
>there are people ITT who unironically joined the /nfl/ discord
please leave my board
The Eternal Bills are going undefeated this preseason. Book it.
Also the eternal Chad Kelly is starting qb in Indianapolis by week 4.
He'll be back by week 2. I have Pollard in the meantime
no one cares about your pretend football team
>Goes from vikcuck to viqueen
Found the real vikings fan since we all know they can't meme and prone to backpedaling via word changing.
>y-your false flagging!
Pathetic, just like your team who hasn’t did shit in years and is 0-4 in the Super Bowl.
This was just me shitposting
....Did he?
Oh, so the minnesonlia hated being called a viqueen? Lmfao is his fragile masculinity hurt? Aww you okay little viqween?
t. Vicuck
Why even bother playing the regular season? Just give >us the division title now.
SeeKeep projecting shithead
Vicucks
Why?
>these are the pussies talking to me on Yea Forums
i can't stand weak chinned little faggots. get /fit/.
Post gains
“no”
Wait, are there real people who root for the vikings
>Chiefs pulled starters out after 1st quarter
>49ers played starters through entire first half
>second half of the game was entirely 49ers 2nd string vs Chiefs 3rd and 4th string
Guess this "victory" is all you're gonna get, though. Enjoy Janky Flophomo tearing his ACL again
>Cris Collinsworth with the typical boomer virtue signaling
cringe
Vicuck
lol no
Minnesomalian fans
Falseflaggers
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Why is /nfl/ filled up with so much autism that people have to false-flag a false-flag fandom?
The better question is do Bengal fans actually exist
Obvious vicucks
Shut up vicuckSamefag vicuck
Stool out of 10
hate the stoolers, but artie burns doesn't bother me
could be worse/10
I have been calling people at random a Vicuck for no reason at all, purely for shits and giggles
[spoiler]Vicuck[/spoiler]
>youngblood is a pedo
not surprised
Stop fucking posting this fantasy team
>spoiler on Yea Forums
==You fool==
I’m a vikings fan, what’s this?
Is vikcuck the new iggles on here? God I miss the days of Orson posting on iggle shit threads.
Reply to this post if your team beat the vikings in the owl
Orson died two SB's ago
Mine's didn't, but they cuck them out of a owl appearance and won the owl at their own stadium. Cant get better then that.
And can come back if the eagles don’t make it to the playoffs this year with the 128 million dollar ginger Luck clone
Luck would’ve likely won a ring within the next few years and also had a HOF career. What a waste we couldn’t see it.
Can’t believe the eagles let foles walk and kept the injury prone wince
stop being obsessed with the Eagles and worry about your own shitty team
Vicuck
yeah, that totally counts a free win and a return to the stadium where you just fucked them over, that's true domination, at least Teddy Boardwalk made the game competitive
Dallas. Most guns per capita
Raiders easily, maybe the 49ers they both run around and kill indiscriminately plus they're good with weapons
Shut up faggot
holy shit u can easily identify a new footbal fan when they say the eagles should have kept foles over wentz lmaoooo
You may only reply to this post if your team's head coach can beat the shit out of another head coach in a fistfight.
damn you sound mad, good thing I'm a goal post since Minnesotans can't hit eem
Shut up fag
The autism in the past 2-3 threads might be worse than the offseason autism.
imagine if Yea Forums had IDs
oh that's cause i've been posting less lately
preseason is the worst part of the season
Chad Vrabel reporting in
Lions because ninja is a lions fan
Imagine rooting for the vicucks knowing that you’ll eventually be the last team without a ring
Is that all you can say, lol?
t. Viqween fan
I'm pretty sure Gruden can scare a nigga out of fighting him
Pretty sure most coaches could best up Lafluer and Kingsbury
Mine can fall on your coach and suffocate him to death while absorbing blows with his protective layers of fat
Bellichick and carrol can't they're too old
Carrol maybe not but Belichick would absolutely beat a bitch into submission with his evil force powers
>check phone
>see this
LOLVIKES
How many ties will we have this year?
3, 1 in the AFCS, Pants will tie, and the Chorgers
>vicucks are actually the worst team ever to exist
Lmao
>what are the cardinals
>roethlisberger is so fucking fat
No, you don't understand. He just bulked up so he could absorb the hits better.
You're a Vicuck
Vicuck
faggot/10
It works for Stafford lel
>mfw the Vikings win the owl and Cousins wins the MVP
Nice madden campaign
Pretty sure he's just a fat degenerate alcoholic.
That and probably getting a bad case of roidface.
>vicuck fans actually think their team will ever win
he's young enough to murder some of the old fucks
I mean I just stating the facts but ok, throw your accusations.
Cardinals have legacy, vicucks have mediocrity and disappointment. Better to never see glory than to peer at it 4 fucking times and fail
this is shitty b8
They won last year, 8 games. So figure roughly $10.5 million per win.
It’s not bait you vicuck. Who is content to make the final game and lose it every single time than to never make it there at all? At least the latter knows that they aren’t chokers
>all this vicuck cope
LMAO
THE VIKINGS WERE ONCE SET TO BE CREATED IN 1959 HOWEVER THEIR CITY LOST THE BID AND THE TEAM/RIGHTS WERE AWARDED TO OAKLAND, THE RAIDERS KEKED YHE VIKES OUT OF EXISTING THEN KEKED THEM OUT OF AN OWL THEN KEKED EM ONCE MORE BY TAKING FORMER VIKING QB GANNON TO AN OWL AND ONE LAST KEKENING BY TAKING AWAY MOSS AND ALLOWING HIM TO NEVER EARN A RING
Doesn't moss have a ring?
Did mauer come back? What's with all this Vikings hate? That's my job you zoomer niggers.
Moss has no ring, never got it with the vikes or raiders, both brody owls were chokejobs, he fucked off to the Tits and the 49ers choked
jets!
The raiders trade hurt them they got a good LB but the draft pick they got was used on TROY WILLIAMSON
Please give darnold a good te and some decent wrs. Don't Green Bay him jets fans.
hes gonna be getting help with crowder. This team needs more, but I think they'll do fine this season. The test comes with the defense, but I think quinnen does well his rookie season
Is madden 20 piratable yet.
The San Francisco 49ers will win Super Bowl LIV.
I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
Anyone excited for the return of waiting all day for Sunday night?!
Only for the cute girl
Im excited to fuck your mom tonight lmao
Sasuga rapist-kun.
With what quarterback? Are you going to reanimate Joe Montana's corpse
Forget about this season. He may be the real deal. Be happy with 8-8 as long as you see development and sparks of greatness. Crowder is nothing to be proud of. I want darnold to get an elite TE in the draft and a good FA Wr.
Go to the retirement home and wake up nick Mangold.
Oh, just you wait and see.
>Saints look unbeatable again
Am I overreacting because it's the Jest or is this going to be another season where the NFC South is out of my grasp?
im expecting between 7-9 to 10-6. I dont want to get TOO delusional, but this jets team has me feeling optimism
Nah the best QB in the league with a dynamic team of young guys built by 3 years of good drafting are gonna miss the playoffs.
Brees could sit out the regular season and watch his backups go 11-5.
I’m excited for the Rams and 49ers Wild West showdown! Can’t wait!
Nobody else in the NFC South is even close to what the Saints are.
The Falcons and Panthers are both 9-7 teams that could go 10-6 and get a wild card. But only one of them could actually do that. The Saints are Super Bowl contenders.
It's going to be a great NFC Championship game.
What should I baitpost
Yep.
Tell everyone that your pick for MVP is Trubisky.
that's going too far even for shitposting have some respect for yourself
I SAID IS MADDEN 20 BEEN CRACKED TO PIRATE YET
Rams gonna win though.
my Packies are going to flop, aren’t they?
Gruden GRINDERS
Is that what he calls it when he spends an hour on the toilet?
UNA
The Saints' defense isn't particularly talented. Most are schemebabbies and they seem to rely a lot on fluke plays going their way.
I mean, they won a Super Bowl with a defense like that.
The offense and Brees is what makes them a Super Bowl contender. The defense just has to not be a liability. It's still enough to put them head and shoulders above the rest of the NFC South.
Are the Clots really still paying Luck this year anyways?
>even better secondary with Weddle
>Linebacker corps shored up
>Still have Donald in his prime
>Kupp coming back
>Everett is a sleeper at TE
>Henderson and Brown taking lion's share of snaps until the playoffs to keep Gurley's knees intact
>O-Line still solid
>Goff/McVay redemption arc
bros, I feel so comfy right now, we gonna win it this time
>LA
>winning
yeah sure. LA will just go back to the rams after watching the dodgers fucking suck, seeing the lelkers suck and the clippers steal their fame, and forget about their hockey team
done falseflagging already?
Packers suck though and could arguably finish last in the NFC North
Rams lose to the Eagles in the NFCCG
I don't recall Tony Romo getting the dick sucking that Andrew Suck is getting right now when he retired, they're both fairly similar talent/career wise, Romo was a tougher SOB tho. The hype machine is behind Luck even into retirement I guess.
Wince is NFC Andrew Luck. Expect him to retire in 2 or 3 years.
>could arguably finish last in the NFC North
No, the Lions are still in the division.
Patricia is based and fatpilled tho, they easily get 10-13 wins this season
Tony Romo's career was choke after choke after choke. He got all his dick sucking while he was the starting quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys.
Whoever is the quarterback of the Cowboys gets way more attention and credit than they deserve. Just look at Dak.
This season is not in 2-3 years
>Belichick coaching tree
Patricia is dogshit.
falseflagging who? Sneak always says the Packers blow.
Patricia might be good. He's got to clear out the loser mentality from the Lions first, if he can.
>H-he made us run!
>w-we had to practice in the snow!
Bunch of fucking crybabies
>Bunch of fucking crybabies
That doesn't matter. A coach needs to do whatever it takes to get the best out of each player. Making all of your players hate you because you stick to a rigid system is not what a good coach does. Belichick is a hardass too, but you never hear players complain about him
i thought ya niggas were banned because of muslim shootr
Patricia is also the reason the Patriots lost the Super Bowl to the Eagles.
He's not even a good coach even if we discard the Belichick coaching tree meme.
Lol. Ok. See you when he wins Coty you fucking retard.
Are the Colts going to trade for Studfeld?
What have you seen from him that makes you think he's good?
The Patriots defense was garbage when he was the defensive coordinator. He did fucking nothing with the Lions last year. The Patriots have been better without him.
Why do you believe in him?
That's true to a degree, but there are plenty of players who are just there to do the bare minimum and collect a paycheck. They'll do their best to turn people against you too. Best thing to do is ship them out if you can.
>you never hear players complain about him
lol yes you do
>afc north
>browns 11-5
>steelers 10-6
>ravens 7-9
>bengals 3-13
a win or two too many for the clowns until proven otherwise. maybe a win or two too many for the stoolers. a loss or two too many for the rat birds. bungles aren't going to be that fuckin bad
The Steelers, Ravens and Browns are all 8-8 teams.
The Browns are a 10-6 team on paper.
Uhh Ohhhhhh
>(Uhh Ohhhhhh)
Here I go
>(Going off now)
Guessing y'all have heard?
>(Tell em)
Colts got curved
>(Woah)
Boy wonder Andy Luck
>(Andrew Luck?)
Ya boy he boutta duck
>(Skrrrrrt)
Franky thought they couldn't lose
>(Couldn't lose)
Was all a ruse
>(All a ruse)
Went from talking February
>(Talk talk)
To draft in 2020
>(Damn)
>The Steelers, Ravens and Browns are all 8-8 teams.
I meant the Bengals here. The Bengals are an 8-8 team. The Browns are a 10-6 team on paper.
But like all things Browns, they can still totally fuck this up and go 1-15.
>browns
That O-line and coaching inexperience is going to doom them.
Yeah... get the hell out of here.... you CLOWN..!
It sucks to think that they legitimately could have had Joe Thomas, Joel Bitonio, Alex Mack, literally anybody as their RG and Mitchell Schwartz as their OL. A HOF LT and annual probowl caliber players literally everywhere else
Mid thread reminder that if the next thread is early there will be consequences .
as a bungles fan, 8-8 is probably their ceiling this season. unfortunately their first round draft choice and intended starting LT jonah williams tore his labrum in mini-camp and is out for the season. their o-line is pretty shit at the moment. but i think they'll probably be in the 7-9 to 5-11 range most likely.
Updated for preseason and
>Luck
>six(period) jew York buffalo bills
>pats iggles rematch
Yawn
They're a step above everybody right now. It'd be a threepeat if the Eagles didn't have even more injuries than in 2017
1. Bills
Chiefs beat the Patriots home or away this year
I will literally never pick them to beat the Pats until I actually see them do it
Then prepare to do so this December
>December
I'm talking playoffs. Andy's been choking for 20 years
>i will never pick Chiefs to beat the Pats until I actually see them do it
So you weren't watching football in 2017?
I'll take objectivity over made up narratives, and the Chiefs are objectively better
They were "objectively" better last year too and that still didn't stop me from betting the Pats on the moneyline at Arrowhead. Andy's choking goes beyond any degree of talent on the roster
Except the Chiefs didn't choke, they just lost to a better team, with a helping hand from the refs.
Dee Ford lining up offsides and their general ineptitude in the first half are chokes
>0. Bills
>Eagles winning the owl let alone making the playoffs
This better just be a dumb meme right here.
Do you guys really look like that?
Have you been in a 2 year coma?
Being stupid is not the same as choking.
Something about Reid's coaching style brings out incomprehensible mental errors in high pressure situations. I don't know what it is, but it's happened too often for too long for me to deny
No it hasn't. You're just trying to force a narrative like every retard who comments on sports does. Losing does not mean choking. Being a heavy favorite and giving up a big lead is choking.
>Being a heavy favorite and giving up a big lead is choking.
You mean like the NFCCG games he blew in Philly or the 28 point lead he blew his first year in KC?
>NFCCG games he blew
Rams were heavy favorites in 2002 and the game was close
Against Tampa there were slight favorites but they didn't have a strong lead at any point, they just played like shit
Against Carolina they were against slight favorites, but McNabb chocked, nothing against Reid
Against Arizona they were 3.5 favorites and the game was again close
Only the game against Indy fits what you're talking about, which isn't close enough to a trend
>Against Tampa there were slight favorites but they didn't have a strong lead at any point, they just played like shit
Under his coaching. The bucs were a warm weather team going into the cold. They should've been blown out
>McNabb chocked, nothing against Reid
Still Reid's offense
>Against Arizona they were 3.5 favorites and the game was again close
That game was never as close as the score makes it look and the Eagles had obliterated the Cardinals earlier that year and were clearly the better team but came im unprepared under the leadership of Reid
>Only the game against Indy fits what you're talking about, which isn't close enough to a trend
You also have them blowing the 18-point lead against the Titans and losing to a Steelers team that didn't score a single touchdown, capped off by a stupid penalty on a pivotal 2 point try
>Under his coaching. The bucs were a warm weather team going into the cold. They should've been blown out
Doesn't mean it was a choke
>Still Reid's offense
So Reid told him to get picked over and over, when that offense had proved to work all season?
As to your other points the Titans game is a choke, but the Steelers is not. You seem to have a problem by thinking that every loss is automatically a choke, which if that was the case the term choke wouldn't need to exist
>Reid with a kiwi proxy
Get a good nights sleep you fatfuck
>A potentially game-tying drive at the end resulting in a pick six
>Not a choke
Pick one, and only one.
Did Andy Reid force a pick six? How did Andy Reid choke that?
>It was his offense
Unless the QB throws a pick six on every attempt them you can't blame the offense
Offensive play calling*
based
yikes
I have no idea how the viqueens have any fans
this looks like a creepypasta picture
it has spooked the Ravens for years
she is 18.
i could beat the shit out of Tom Brady if I felt like it
Literally the only bright side to losing that game was I genuinely believed Harbaugh would can Dean Pees and either promote Steve Spagnuolo to DC or bring in Jim Schwartz
Instead we kept Pees, Kubiak left for Denver and we spent the next 3 seasons sitting at home in January. At least Alex Collins gave us some fun highlights in 2017 I guess
>best friend
I can almost guarantee you they never once hung outside of work except for parties which other players went too. Did they ever go out to see a movie together? Go to each other's houses to play video games? Go out to eat just the two of them some random weekend? Nope. Hilton just trying to use Luck's retirement for attention, what a fucking faggot, dumbass nigger ape.
How do you know they didnt? For all you know they could have jerked each other off every other weekend in a dirty ass motel in Wyoming and no one would know
I STILL CANT BELIEVE THE COLTS FUCKED LUCK UP SO MUCH HE HAD TO RETIRE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Colts
>6-10
Not with Jacob Brisket
>he thinks he can predict the NFC South
Bucs are winning the division
Why?
Cause the NFC South doesnt exist in a logical world
>makeup
fuckin dropped
>Adam Schefter Verified account @AdamSchefter 14h14 hours ago
>Mri confirmed that Texans RB Lamar Miller tore his ACL and is out for the year, per source.
The preseason is an absolute fucking joke
Abolish the preseason, give us 20 regular season games.
my first season watching the nfl this year, gonna support the bengals, wish me luck /nfl/
this weeks schedule is stupid
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>bengals
i hope you are ready for pain and misery. good luck
thanks senpai
We can’t. The Adams family/Titans organization own the rights and aren’t interested in selling them.
Week 4 is usually a shit show anyway
Giants undefeated streak ends Thursday.
>the Rams scored 23 points and the Jags 17 points through 3 preseason games
>literally every other team has scored 42+ points
I know it's just preseason but this looks bad
Jags are trash. Rams got exposed by the Patriots.
>13 points
>exposed
No
The Rams put up 3 points. The Patriots offense has nothing to do with this.
>gonna support the bengals
Now why would you do a thing like that, user? They're like the most irrelevant team in the NFL right now. Even meme teams like the Giants, Redskins, Cardinals, Raiders....hell, even the DOLPHINS have shown SOME kind of hope of upward trajectory. The Bengals are the only trash team that has no pocket meme and nothing interesting happening this year where they don't even have a hope of sniffing the playoffs.
>Australia
You should support the Raiders.
they seem like a comfy small market team desu, and very stable one at that. i like the chiefs too, but i want to avoid bandwagoning
my american relatives support the raiders, with all due respect, the team just doesn't 'click' with me. division rivalry bantz would be funny though
Be prepared for an 0-2 start
sure am
Only real true alphas threaten people anonymously over tthe internet. Watch out for this guy everybody!
Stfu you pussy ass bitch
Al would most certainly bitch slap Derek "Chris Everett" Carr for being a little bitch if he was alive to do so.
Kek what a bitcg
youtube.com
Wow it's like im watching Mahomes play football before Mahomes played football.
Cry, nigger
theyll be better than the vikings
On a scramble scale where Brady is 1 and Tarkenton is 10, Mahomes is still only about a 7.
Reminder Minnesota is a sad depressing sports city
No they won’t.
Went TE/ TE in my 3/4 turn in fantasy last night.
Non PPR got kittle and Ertz
>clots
>it's right before the trade deadline and your team is 7-1 and in clear lead in division and vying for the #1 seed in your conference
>your starting QB goes down in practice for the season
>the Titans are willing to trade Tannehill (hasn't started a game this season but looks good in practice) and the Bengals are willing to trade Dalton (still at the Dalton line so far) for a 1st round pick
Do you trade for one of them?
Do they want a first round for Tannehill as well? Because if that's the case Dalton for sure, he's not exactly good but he's a damn sight better than Tannehill.
3rd option: trade a 5th rounder for Bortles
Where does Steve Young fall on that scale since he played a similar game to those two and actually won a ring?
Goddamn he really is Trent Dilfer for the zoomer generation.
Good point. Let's say first rounder for Dalton, 3rd rounder for Tannehill, and 5th rounder for Bortles; conditional 6th rounder for Tyrod. Who do you pick?
>Bortles takes the Jasg deep into the playoffs
>Foles can hardly score against preseason teams
Bortles is elite
Not a fucking soul will give a first rounder for either. Please watch football for more than a year before posting dumb shit like this
I tank for tua
Bortles is a 90s QB putting up a 90s style of and level of game in the era of post-Manning rules arcade football. His numbers are more in line to the average of the old days and because we live in a time of vastly inflated QB stats, seeing realistic QB numbers comes across as being mediocre for our own time, but yet Bortles' statistics are not bad when he is compared to the past. He was just born 30 years too late.
Someone would definitely give up a first rounder for Dalton if he's still playing average. He's better than any backup and has no guarantees left on his contract.
If you've already won 7 games you'll never get Tua
No, they wouldn't.
Vikings traded a first rounder for Sam fucking Bradford, someone would definitely trade a first rounder for Dalton
No, they wouldn't.
Did he not stutter? Chief Broken Bull was shipped up North for a first round pick. The Dead Red Man was worth far less than that, but you think that a Red Rifle is worth even less that Bradford? Never underestimate the combined power of desperation and stupidity. It's what kept Broken-I-Am Sam in the league for years.
Shut up bigot. Dalton is trash and wouldn't fetch even a 3rd rounder.
I wonder if Bortles will ever start a game again in the NFL. Honestly, Miami should have picked him up over Fitz
Who should i support now Andrew has retired?
Preferably an Eastern timezone team so I don't have to stay up late often to watch them.
Dalton has had basically identical stats to Rodgers over the last 3 seasons
Dalton is trash, but in the right market he can command a pretty penny. What I'm talking about is ultimately the same thing you're talking about: conjecture. We'll never really know what he goes for unless he goes.
the Philadelphia Football Eagles
Ravens. They'll either do well with Lamar or completely collapse. Should be a wild ride either way
Except for the ring and all
Just bite the bullet and play on Easy Mode like a lot of foreign fans do: the New England Patriots.
Yeah, but you have to share a fanbase with either a Kiwi manlet or Old Gay.
bengals, take the tigpill
Eli has two and his last one is more recent than Rodger's. Eli>Rodgers.
see
I'm inclined to agree. With Marvin Lewis gone, the Bengals will return to the 90s Dark Ages instead of consistent mediocrity that they were at before. A similar level of hopelessness, but a different form. Brutally delivered on every dead duck soon to be lobbed by a devastated ginger after his turnstile offensive line breaks every bone in his body.
Fine, then be the first Jags trip or something.
Don't pick the Bengals, it will literally take your love for the game and the team and crush it. I have seen it.
Definitely considering these
Just because I might not support the colts anymore doesn't mean I can forget my distaste for the pats
If I wanted mediocrity and sadness I could just stay where I am
We've had several—all equally bad and fairweather at best, yes, more fairweather than Patriots fans after the past couple years of Andy Reid regular season "Is Tom Brady Finished?" Blowout bonanzas. They sprout like weeds with a win and scatter like cockroaches in the light of reality. Fuck them. Cheer for a fanbase that doesn't go all in when it suits them.
Go with the Ravens: just good enough to win, but not good enough to give you playoff induced heart attacks from being in high pressure games (anymore). Also John Harbaugh is a dead man walking despite finally coming back to the playoffs last year, I can just feel it.
stop watching football
if you hunt for glory through a good team, you'll lose interest once they have a downturn (like you have done with the colts). support a mediocre team, so that you can enjoy them when they are winning and be resigned but loyal in times they are average
or just pick one for reasons irrelevant to their season records
Vikings
Yeah I don't want to pick solely based on record, but I'm not picking some garbage team just to avoid being called a glory hunter.
I would not be considering changing if my favourite player had not retired in his prime.
>being a bandwagoning faggot
>wanting more bandwagoning faggots
The absolute state of philthy
My Dolphins
You dont deserve a new team. You should take a 3 year probation period where you may not support or shitpost because you're a fairweather faggot Nigel
I support the Dolphins, but because we suck, we're not on Brit TV very often so I've ended up with a small pool of NFC teams that I cheer for when they are on based on them not being assholes.
On that if you're looking for a team that aren't twats and don't suck, I'd suggest the Bears, Eagles or Niners.
or just leave the sport to it's native inhabitants you fucking faggot nigger
Be/a/rs desu
Honestly, you should give it some time and see if the Colts can right the ship. Who knows, Luck might even comeback after a year of rest. Changing teams because a player retired is something a basketball fan would do.
>be the best team in the NFL
>still lose to old man Brody and the autistic hoodie
what did she mean by this?
Pinche ogro
clots deserve this after suck for luck and dumping pey pey
That Darth Hoodie and Tim Bradley are still the best cream of the elite of the champions' crop.
In the long run, it ended up being better for Peyton. I doubt he would've won another SB in the Colts.
Yeah. I remember the hilarity and rage of going from broke neck Peyton Manning to Curtis fucking Painter. Talk about an upgrade.
Super Bowl MVP passing thru, dont mind me
sorry sweetie, truth hurts
>kurt cousins
>le 2 057 160 000 lempiras man
>le wr coach
>doing shit
If an all-time great Purple People Eater defense, HoF QB Fran Tarkenton, and HoF Coach Bud Grant couldn't do it in 4 shots, what makes you think it can be any different?
>le proxy man
Tankerton only played three.
Proof or are you speaking out of your ass like the average Vikings fan?
Oh yeah, that's right. Still though, 4 Super Bowl losses with that much talent.
>doesn't deny it
>implying vikingniggers are the only ones that shit on proxyfags
kys proxyfag
also
Again, where is your proof?
Of course we lose our 3rd most important player in a preseason game. BoB is an idiot.
Why the fuck do starters even play the preseason? There is nothing to prove.
They should give them refunds to be honest
*wins the AFC South*
What a bunch of fairweather faggots. I say good riddance, the bandwagon grew massively this offseason and I’m happy to see it empty.
I don't see Tom Brady on this list guys
But Yea Forums told me Stafford is a gunslinger?
No they shouldn't. If the fan base wasn't such douches about him having a hurt leg, he might've just sat for a few weeks and came back to lead them to a Super Bowl.
Enjoy your Tom Brady backup Clots.
>gonna support the bengals
Do yourself a favor and don't
/Bills Owl 2020/
>If the fan base wasn't such douches about him having a hurt leg
Nobody in the fan base was being a douche. You mean “Jim Irsay.”
>if you haven’t won an Owl then you never will
This logic is the single most retarded thing ever to be spoken.
The Colts sold the season tickets based on the like Luck was fine and would be ready week 1. They lied that everything was fine before the 2017 season and lied once again. They'd clearly lose a lawsuit
Based! About time we start getting the respect that we deserve around here.
No it's not. If you're still a virgin at 18, you're a lot more likely to never lose your virginity since there's something clearly wrong with you causing you to have yet pop your cherry. Same thing with winning an owl, it's a symptom that your franchise ownership and leadership is not conducive to winning an owl
You’re retarded.
You got 3 whole points of respect in the Owl, faggot
MONER MONER YOU GIVE ME A BONER
At least it wasn't a shutout, could you imagine being a team that put up a goose egg in the Super Bowl? Talk about embarrassing.
she is so pretty ahhhh :3
also luck was a cool guy im going to miss him even though i hate the colts
Andrew Luck retired at the age of 29
>luck could've made millions of dollars and fucked literally any woman he wants
>chose to retire instead and get married with kids
BASED
Nice argument
>never before, never at all
>an argument
What are the chances Lack stays retired? I know the whole cycle of injury-rehab-playing-injury is enough to make anyone want to hang it up, but in 2-3 years once he's fully healed up and the aches and pains start to fade I could absolutely see him trying to get back in the game.
He was so injured that THIS actually was his recovery. The broke him so hard even Tim Couch said his career wasn't as ruined by the Browns as bad as the Colts annihilated Luck.
>tfw your wife's black bull tears up your favorite book to read.
i started following Sixers in 2003, Phillies in 2012 and Eagles in 2016.
Luck looks 40 here.
Alex Smith has a better chance of coming back than Andrew Luck does.
Too late AND too early on the Sixers, too late on the Phillies, but yet just in time to cheer for the Eagles, Erdogan. Your timing needs work, but at least you joined at the right time for one of the teams. Don't bother with the Flyers though, not worth investing in.
Almost looks like THAT photo of Matt Schaub. You know the one.
>the Bahamas fag is STILL mad about a regular season game from nearly a year ago
Extreme cringe
>chose to retire instead and get married with kids
>wife divorces Luck because he's spending money too and not priority his family future.
>Asks Irsay on wanting to come back in the Colts organization
>Irsay says fuck you while Luck lives with his family or ends up homeless
Based.
>Eagles in 2016.
Spoiled as fuck
i remember 2001 finals but i didn't have a team back then. I started baseball after download MLB 2K11. I didn't have any interest in football until a friend of my mine forced me to watch a game and i was instantly hooked.
Best outcome.
You don't need to explain the backstory. I'm just gonna warn you not to cheer for the Flyers because they are absolutely the worst professional team in Philadelphia right now.
Multiple teams are interested in backup QB Brian Hoyer
Wrong
Chad Henne is still in the league and that is an impressive fact to me.
My team is in Central, so I'd say the Patriots, because they're the best team in the Eastern time zone
>Tom Brady very disappointed to see Luck retire
No one can stop Brady, no one!
You're beating Seattle and probably Chicago
Lmao no
oh i don't watch too much hockey but i see Flyers news on NBC Sports Philly's twitter and they are never positive.
I'll give you 3 years before you commit suicide. The Bengals haven't won a playoff game in three decades, and that's considering they made the playoffs every year from 2011-2015. The Ravens and Browns are going to be better than them. If I was picking a new team in 2019 it'd be an up and coming team like the Rams or Chiefs. It's not too late too change your mind
>picking teams that are regressing this year
Retard
Source?
It makes me wonder if Tom Brady isn't sucking the life force out of all the QBs he embarrasses in the playoffs in order to play forever.
What did he mean by this? Seriously, because I don't like being naked with other people
Both got btfo and exposed, mutthomes lost two of his top weapons from last year, and the Rasm suck
No, he just sucks it out of his son's mouth.
If you're only talking Eastern time zone, Eagles
Rams are done for. Almost every time a team loses the owl, they play like shit the next season.
>Rams swept seattle last year
>seattle gets worse, rams retooled
and trubiscut scares nobody, the only reason people care about the Bears is cause of their defense & fangio's gone buddy boy
Mahomes was good without Hunt. Besides the Chiefs were extremely close to making the owl. Rams have a shorter owl window than the Chiefs, yeah, but they're still going to be pretty good.
Why the fuck is Tom hazing kids half his age?
I wouldn't pick the Patriots in 2019. Years ago I would've recommended them. They will be very good for the next few years and win their 7th and maybe 8th owl but Brady won't play forever.
Shook rasm
Because he's based
Oh no not a haircut, the humanity of this hazing! GOODELL HELP SUSPEND HIM NOW
no way the patriots win without Gronk
>forcing a grown adult to get a haircut against their will
That's assault and battery, user
What the fuck is Rob Ryan's problem?
Cry more little bitch boy
Brisset is gonna light the league up under Reich's offense. Mark my words.
CTE
Except the Patriots
Imagine believing this.
Cap it.
Not even worth the effort. That’s how wrong it is.
What the fuck is this guy's problem?
he wasn't strong enough to break the cycle of abuse user
>a coach doesn’t follow another team
WOWOWOWOWOWW
He gives not one single fuck and wants you to be aware of that.
>he gives a fuck that we all know that he doesn't give a fuck
Fuck that noise
MAKE HOUSTON OILERS AGAIN
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I meant this for
3 whole points in a super bowl
At least it wasn't a shutout. That would have killed the Rasm from embarrassment for eternity, instead of just the rest of our lives.
>Patrick Chung went from intercepting passes and getting rings to intercepting dick and getting his ring resized in prison
Let's laugh at his misfortune, lmao!
And how did your team do in the owl?
>inb4 pats larp
Not him, but we won ours. Against the Patriots.
Eagles also lost to the Patriots so it's not like you have much to brag about unlike Gnats fans
>not him
Then why are you talking to me faggot? No one cares
You do forget there was another...a team that beat them multiple times.
>implying a non Brady / BB Patriots team is relevant
Funny you should say that, they are my AFC team since I grew up in Southie AND Queens.
>my AFC team
Fuck off retard
What else can I say but.. KISS THE RINGS, motherfucka!
Being proud of beating the pre-Brady Patriots is like being proud of defeating the Cardinals post 2001. Those franchises during those time periods experienced approximately the same level of success.
>implying anything will happen to him
Case will be tossed, just watch
>Competing retard doesn't know the Giants-Patriots Super Bowls were against Brady and that since they were both my team, I would brag about it regardless of who won
How about you get on a knee and KISS THE RINGS?
Of course, he is an NFL player we're talking about. 18 months probation and a 4 game suspension, if that.
Didn't Vick spend two years in prison
Vick got blasted because dogfighting is a bigger crime than moving cocaine or beating your wife or killing someone in the world's eyes.
Congratulations on being an illiterate retard. The Giants were already mentioned, and you said we "forgot" a team. Learn to fucking read, retard.
beating your wife should misdameanor unless she attacks or provokes you. Vick is lucky he could have gotten much worse than the others.
Yeah he dodged a bullet considering the circumstances, if anything it got him out of Atlanta too and he got to see a few impressive seasons for the Eagles. And the Falcons got Matt Ryan out of it, who took them farther (28-3) than Vick ever did, so it's basically a win-win. Funny how life does that.
Since I'm an illiterate retard, I canty read what you're saying, but all I know is that there are RINGS here that have yet to be KISSED. So get on it, boy.
>Vick got blasted because dogfighting is a bigger crime than moving cocaine or beating your wife or killing someone in the world's eyes.
Dogfighting is worse than the first two you mentioned. The last one is debateable. It's not like Vick just watched dogfights or encouraged it through capitalistic support, he fucking helped run the shit and dogs were essentially tortured and died for his amusement. It's not as bad as killing people, but it's basically soft slavery, torture, and murder.
>I'm an illiterate retard
Glad you could at least admit this.
I'll admit anything as long as you keep feeding me attention.
Oh, absolutely. I'm just remarking on how common it has been for many players in the League to receive seemingly preferential treatment in their legal struggles. Whether or not that's even remotely true I could not tell you.
And I'll gladly keep giving you attention as long as you make it easy for me to shit on you and point out what a retarded faggot you are.
Embarrassing post, even for an anonymous image board.
Seemed fine to me other than the cringe ending.
This is actually getting boing now. Are we just going to keep giving each other (You)s like apes flinging shit or are we going to find something creative to say?
Here, I'll be kind and just stop replying after this (You) since I already dumped on you plenty and it's only polite that I give you some chance to get in some last witty quip. Floor is yours.
Just shut the fuck up you fucking faggots. Fighting for the last word is what women do. If you have nothing left to say then one of you be a man and stop talking.
Honestly it isn't a bad ending, just played out. Everybody here is a retarded faggot, you're pissing into the sea with this point. I just wish there were more unique insults in English. Not a bad conclusion though.
This is Yea Forums. There's inherently nothing manly about what we're doing. We're anonymously talking shit and making arguments for why our local billionaire club is going to beat or is better than someone else's billionaire club. You can bet I'm going to be a petty asshole.
There are. Be creative.
I'm gonna make an early thread and there's nothing you guys can do to stop me
Go ahead. I want you to.
NOT IF I MAKE ONE FIRST LOL
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We don't need to stop you from embarrassing yourself.
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I'm going to make a thread on time, we'll see if /nfl/ supports responsible thread making.
>3 generals battle it out for supremacy
kino
But so far it looks like it will take a while just for this thread to hit 500.
par for the course
Hopefully so
I love these thread splitting episodes because the cancer sorts themselves out in their own containment thread.
New thread
>volume
retarded and dependent on time of possesion
try screen yards per attempt
Are you ready for some handegg