My girlfriend thinks volleyball takes more athleticism than basketball and football. How do I beat her arguments?

My girlfriend thinks volleyball takes more athleticism than basketball and football. How do I beat her arguments?

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Show her pictures of volleyball players' asses, then compare them to the asses of basketball and football players, noting the superior musculature of the basketfootball asses.

is that clairo

Ask her to play basketball or football

rape her

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tbf it probably does. Basketball is just running back and forth whilst bouncing a ball. Anything extra (i.e jumps) is just for flair.

handegg requires no effort. this is well established.

volleyballers have to constantly move, jump up, dive around, scramble about on the floor. It's way more involved.

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Post some picks of her dick

why beat her arguments when you can beat her?

They don't run for shit and have tons of pauses between the plays, the balls is also much lighter

>was about to post 'suck her dick' but then I saw that people already made a dickgril reference
nevr change 4channel

do you own a cattle prod?

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Punch her really hard in the face

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by beating her ass

Are you ok, man? Anything you want to talk about?

Atleast he's having sex

Also, have sex

Basketball and volleyball are relatively comparable in terms of athletic motions, but basketball has an added element of improvization because you need to be either more athletic or more practiced than the person guarding you in order to get past them.

This is pretty much a raw stat check for athleticism which in volleyball has more to do with jumping for blocks which will be her counter argument. You then counter with the fact that in basketball the rim is 10 ft and in womens volleyball the net is 7 ft and people contest at the rim all the time in basketball (look this up before you use it beacuse you wanna seem like you know your shit)

Finally you address the physical conditioning difference between the two. Where volleyball is a burst motion sport like baseball or softball basketball demands that you develop both your fast twitch burst muscles and your endurance muscles and cardio system.

With American football make comparisons to wrestling and how physically demanding that is and then go from there.

Have fun winning the argument and then getting dumped!

Who's James?

Your imaginary girlfriend is right, and you should submit.

>football
>huddle-stop takes athleticism
I'd take you to counter her arguments by pointing out how much of wreck she is after just 15 minutes of having sex with you and then ask her if she thinks she could slam her body into someone like that for an hour straight, but your girlfriend doesn't exist, you don't know how to fuck well enough to wear a woman out even if she did, you couldn't last 15 minutes with a wad of soaked toilet paper let alone a pussy, and I've wasted my time responding to this.

if it's beach volleyball players she's right. You have fat and slow moving pro players among the ranks of the two sports you mentioned, but I've yet to see a fat or slow pro beach volleyball player.

She's right, bro. Basketball players are either lanklets or roided out negros

based

There is at least one brazilian fatass in women's pro your. Real uggo too.

Sex had.

Keep being obsessed with black men you cuckold faggot

Can’t wait for her to see what a loser you are

>2019
>arguing with people outside of structured shcolarly debates with an arbiter

the argument is the frequency of games per week, you'll know what requires more athleticism

silly you, can't be rape if its his girlfriend, by allah she is fully offered to her boyfriend

So you're saying almost all the sports require the same athletism because they have a game per week + cups?
Anyone tell you lately how dumb you are?

it is VERY rare that footballers play more than one game a week and when they do, half of the players are benched, meanwhile in tennis, volleyball, handball they often play every two days or three days.

Different sports require different athletic ability. It's not about frequency. In europe, schedule for volleyball, handball, basketball and football is similar (except for the first one during the international play, because the ruling body is retarded and just want money)

tell her women can't compete in football

There is a women's league. And I'm not even talking about the lingerie one.

fuck off

american eggball's "athletes" are fat as fuck and/or roided to shit

And where did I say they aren't?

She's right.

"no"

When will this /int/ colombian communist subhuman fuck off from 4channel

the way you win any argument with a woman, is by not acknowledging her

You don't because she's right you pansy

Huh? Got something you want to get off your chest

>How do I beat her arguments?
By beating her while you rape her but the fact that you are asking how to win a debate against a girls tells a lot about you and you probably won't do it because you're pure cuckshit.

I've played volley during my hs years and it was the most exhausting sport I've played during that time.
I was also playing footy and handball

basketball isn't a demanding sport. manlets hail over lanklets and throw money at them, that's the sport

nfl is pretty competitive, as much as the nhl, but hockey is tougher

mma and boxing beats all other. because it's not a team sports and it's essentially a bare naked strip down of what human survival through evolution is supposed to be

not something you carry a stupid ball with and see millionaires get paid doing stupid pretend games

volleyball is athletic

post her brapper