/heem/ - Baki Edition

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Ben's starting to look ugly-handsome now his face has been re-adjusted.

>Tony living in Khabib fans heads rent free
I'd be scared of Tiramisu fighting him too

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stop posting this flushed exposed turbocan

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>Charles "Mask" Lewis

youtu.be/3fJ9OPHdDSY

>Posting the patented Ferguson slip'n'slide and acting like it isn't the perfect final form of rolling with the punches.

Who won that fight?

post your walkout songs

youtube.com/watch?v=GQO2BJiA9-Y

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what a fucking outrageous caz

How do people still like Asscream? He had his moment to deliver on Heem Day and failed in historic fashion.

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The most brutal story loss of all-time.

Wrong one

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holy fudge silva is terrible, like seriously hecking awful

I'm always amazed by how big Silva looks here.

>Ben said he'd make him tap.

>imagine if he gets heemed by maia

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It unironically was

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The fight is too soon, a secondary heeming is a big possibility.

Enough with this already, Jesus fucking Christ

he was literally eating bbq when he received Dana's call lol

Ben wins the inevitable rematch, and spics will be seething

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Was gooby heeming the old man heem or reddit?

Really hope Ben brings it back. He ain't getting any younger.

Ben is a BUM youtu.be/8h6OIbwjwwI

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he was heeming god

>Rematch
You don't get knocked out in 5 seconds and get a rematch. Ben doesn't even want a rematch.

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He 100% wins the rematch, but Jorge might have fucked up his chin. If he gets heemed a bunch more, he might retire before he gets the fight.

Ben is a CAN, seething about it will not change it.

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Hey lads I just got a car service reminder in the mail and they're offering me a free 'Rotate and Balance'.

What exactly is that? something to do with wheels/tires or something else?

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No rematch is fine. Masvidal can't beat Colby or Usman, so he falls back to being a can crusher and occasional lucky knee and Ben leapfrogs over him :')

When Masvidal gets raped by Usman or Colby, the rematch will be his last possible money fight.

Masvican redditors STILL seething at how unbothered Ben is

Masivdal is never fighting colby because they're buttbuddies

Retard. They rotate your tires to get better treadlife and balance the wheels as well. Wheels need to be balanced or you feel it in the steering wheel and cause irregular wear.

Woodley through literally everything at Till and he stayed unconscious, finishing him like Masvidal did was insane. He can knockout Diaz for sure.

If Colby holds the belt, Masvidal will 100% fight him.

I'm not a car guy

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Khabib is undefeated

Bum Asscan redditors STILL seething that he got exposed in the most brutal heem ever recorded

Mashallah brother

You should do it every 5000 miles or you'll chew through tires. Even stock daily driver car alignment will cause different wear patterns from the front and rear wheels so you need to rotate them back to front and sometimes side to side as well.
That said, I hope your alignment is good cause that will chew through tires as well. Any decent tire shop should be able to look at your tires and tell if something is really off.

Khabib is a can or can crusher at best

Khabib is in a literary sense, defeated in many ways

i hate muslims

I'd still say Namajunas getting KO' slammed or Jessica Eye is more brutal.

Kenshiro >> Baki

Blowgay asshithole

Rose's tragic heeming was the most life threatening thing I've seen in MMA since that guy with the concrete hand wraps. No way was Eye worse than Askren, though.

Muslims are okay people, usually open to others. You should be hating on jews.

Khabib is undefeated (27-0)
Poirier is defeated (25-5)
in any given fight, this gives Khabib a 100% chance of victory and Poirier a 83% chance of victory. Because 100% is higher than 83%, Khabib is guaranteed to win

>since that guy with the concrete hand wraps
?????????

Mindblowing statistics, laddy.

Shit "fart" Pee

There's some bald MMA youtuber who took a fight against a guy who swapped his wraps for some hardening shit. Caved his forehead in. You can see the dent to this day.

There`s no relevant jews fighting in MMA so far, so we can keep hating on muslins and whiteoids for a while.

Ramsey Dewey?

He lost the 3rd round to Conor and lost the story to both Conor and Tibau.

that's the one

he won the fight though

but lost the story

I'm sure I've seen a Star of David tattoo in MMA. Knowing how dumb some fighters are, it may have been an accident.

Thiago Santos

but his record says 27-0

Yes, his "record", but not in how the story will be told forever.

Yeah! The least Jewish looking man on the fucking planet.

How long until ufc's first openly gay champion emerges?
wmma don`t count.

I heard there were some bitches here looking to get pegged

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i wonder how many blondes based Santos scored on his trip to Las Vegas

aMANda is chadder than 95% of /heem/ userbase.

twitter.com/FrankieEdgar/status/1165795281700438016/photo/1

I love that her personality is bubbly and sweet

we all know this shit won't happen

Edgar's the only fight Conor's man enough to take. It'd be good for Edgar to get a money fight before the brain damage kills his motor functions.

Could the weakest male flywieght on the roster heem her?

She mercs the flyweights except Cehudo.

"rotate and balance" is a scam bro, if you take it in they know they have a sucker and fuck your shit up to keep you coming back, NEVER rotate and balance

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See and Asscream is more plebbit than Masvidal

So are you saying i can't be jew, whit*boi?

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>Using simple math
Figures Khabibsexuals are plebs who can only do baby math

I dont think there was ever a women poster on heem. Sorry.

Educate me then.

Masvidal triggers a lot of people here solely because he's Cuban kek

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He is probably just a pentecostal shithead. They are obsessed with jews.

one more run at the strap, la

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No he fucking doesn't. Masvidal is just basic as fuck. The people who don't like Masvidal like Romero.

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Porier's wife's tiddys are at least 2 breast sizes bigger (being conservative here it could easily be 3) meaning Dustin is at least twice as likely to beat Khabib as Khabib is to beat Dustin. So in reality, the odds are 66.67% Porier and 33.33% Khabib.

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Nobody gives a fuck if somebody is Cuban, user. Ricky Ricardo was a household name 50 years ago, nobody gives a shit. Everyone loves Yoel.

I'm a Masvidal fan, btw.

>Liking Romero

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He's basic and talks like a retard.
Yoel has a thick accent but doesn't put on like an annoying cholo faggot and seems like a nice dude.

Romero is based as fuck, he's only ever lost to the judges.

Reminder that heem day is officially the first Saturday in July. None of this heem day 2 shit is valid or makes any sense.

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They're fake my man

Yoel is undefeated in the UFC story of the fight, though. Nobody has won the story against him.

If you still like Yoel you are unironically an old boomer

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Masvican redditors been seethin all week

If I can touch them, they're real. Checkmate, atheists.

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Kennedy got robbed of the story in their fight

What was this in the end?

it's heem day redux starting with dustin heeming canbibs head clean off his body

How do you explain Vick being a can with that equation ?
His wife is a heavyweight

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"Yoel fans are cazzies who fap to cuck porn."
That`s what Lithuaniafag was repeating all over /heem/. Is he saying the truth?

based

>Having annual holidays like a plebian religion
Planning holidays annually gets rid of all the magic and it becomes a lifeless tradition. Celebrating heem day for only heem day worthy cards is based and heempilled. Who knows when they appear, but 241 was certainly deserving.

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Your wife is a TOWEL mate

he just lost a bet

yeah these guys are just trying to force it now maybe because they missed the first one so they just keep spouting heem day
or maybe they're retarded and can't grasp the concept of enjoying things in moderation and feel the need to force everything everywhere

He undid all of his wife's magic milk by being a cutbabby. He will be much better at Welterweight. Cutbabbies only prosper if they have small dicks like mini Max. (This also explains why Porier wasn't as good at featherweight)

He wins the post fight story

was this tweet by conor, dare i say, the GOAT?

isn't adesanya a fag?

AKA produce some seriously unflattering heem poses

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Yes, but he's straight.

Can't wait to see Masvidal flush Diaz.
Pettis landed hard on this tard, this time he won't be able to tank his shot.

Nate striking is absolute shit against someone he can't counter at range, his front leg striking is just awful.

>kebab is can
>crush cans
heem everyone even yourself

Vick doesn’t clap when he gets hit, nor stick his tongue out, nor hugs his opponent

Fake tits are considered performance enhancing, but they aren't banned by usada so it's fair game and still counts.

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They definitely do. I wonder what Khabib's heem position is.

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POST:
>Your 3 (three) most boy'd fighters
>Your Three (3) most hated fighers
and I will determine if you're a true heemster or a r*ddit cazzie.

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I want to see it go to the ground. Masvidal is a stronger wrestler than Pettis, he was all over him in their grappling match. It will actually be an interesting fight if Jorge and Nate grapple.

If it's all striking it's just going to be a random shit show.

>Classic Cuban hijinks save the day

He almost won the story, but those lovable scamps blatantly ignoring the rules and the ref took the story out of his hands.

Make me

Most Boyed:
Goob
Min
Pereira

Most Hated:
Khabib
Cejudo
Adesanya

Ryan Hall
Chiesa
Askren

Israel
Usman (it's the fake accent)
Jones

Heeminder that Till attempted a defense inspired by the Max Holloway clap defense against Masvidal, but forgot to clap and instead just put his arms out to signal he wasn't hurt. This lapse of reason is the reason he was heemed. A simple clap would have undone all the damage.

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>Current Boys: Tony Ferguson, Mark Hunt, Colby Covington.
>Current Hated: Kamaru Usman, Cody Garbrant, John Jones.

Schaub
Askren
Colby

Whittaker
Stipe
Porrier

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>hated
>Jones

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Masvidal will flush Diaz and then we'll get a Flushed Diaz vs Flushed Conor rubber match that nobody wanted.

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Jones is the true Triple C: Cheating Cringe Cunt

Mr. Bone
Conor
Paulo "Natty GOAT" Costa

Khabib
Usman
Woodley

>Tank Abbot
>Zuluzinho
>Gastelum

>Cerrone
>Barao
>Cejudo

Boys:
Jon
Masvidal
Colby

Hated:
Khabib
Usman
Askren

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>goob
>khabitch
>memebender
Based Heemster
>Askren
>Usman
>Jones
MEGA Based
>Askren
Bas-
>Colby
>Whittaker
Cringe

He's a disengenuois cunt. Praises god all the time but doesn't act like a good Christian outside the ring ever.
Then he cheats.
And too much of a pussy to move up to HW to fight DC. What's to like about em.

Boyed:
Ferguson
Costa
Hall

Hated
Ducking Poosman
Manlet Cejudo
DC

He's a shameless sociopath, got to respect that desu.

Most Boy`d
>Costa
>Walker
>Black Beast

Most hated
>Skinny Clown
>Khabib
>Usman

Actually I replace Colby with the Natty goat Paulo. Colby is still my boy, but he's #4 and just missed the cut. Picking boys is harder than picking most hated because I'm not a hader b.

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quite possibly the most beta submissive post ever made, literal bitch logic. True to form, leaf.

Borrachinha
Garbrandt
Choi

Khabib
Jones
Diaz (because reddit)

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He looks huge here,

based

I was going to call you a glory supporter, but decided to give you the benefit of the doubt. But that last post fucking confirms it.

GSP, Usman and Colby

McGregor, Whittaker and Holloway

Mr. Bone
Conor
Paulo "Natty GOAT" Costa

Khabib
Usman
Memesanya

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I mean Floyd is 50-0 but we all know the truth, not sure why people keep making the same kind of excuses for khabib.
>though I'll admit boxing is way more corrupt

gf doesn't let me eat anything, jesus christ i'm so tired of this shit, shouldn't have said that i was gonna start a diet now she never forgets about it

Let me see your boy list so I can critique it

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maybe reddit is more your speed champ

I'm not posting it twice.

really want to see Colby vs Usman, very intriguing matchup

>Cheating
pic related

>muh christ
stopped reading

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It's a question that needs answering, but the actual fight will just be one of them humping the other into a decision win.

that's a perfectly fair reason to dislike somebody though

b fur sure conor is gonna out awkward floyd

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it will be the best title fight ever

>Eye pokes
>Groin shots
>Illegal knees
>Confirmed PED use (not tainted coke, since he was hiding from USADA before the positive test)

Then the dumb nigger should stop praising God and remove that tattoo

Are you the Canadian Askren fan

No, but it will be the best press conference ever.

>Praises god all the time but doesn't act like a good Christian outside the ring ever.

that's like every christian ever

>unironic Jon h8rs
wew

Yea and I suppose fucking hookers and hit and run on a pregnant lady is typical for the less devout Christian
Just asking for fighters to be real. Nigga is faker than usmans accent

I thought we all agreed on this already during fight week

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Will his kid inherit a legendary Polynesian chin or the Vick glass jaw

it will either be fight of the year or thompson/woodley tier

Boys:
Ferguson
Colby
Walker

Hate:
Usman
Edwards
Khabib

anyone watching Judo World Championships?

Ye

>no heems
nah

If you're insecure it is

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I am looking for a business partner to help launch a fighting promotion consisting of heemposters, please have your assistant fax my assistant for the details. Resembling Dana White is a huge asset

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> "insecure"
you use the lexicon of 40 year old obese cat women

I hope the build up to the fight sparks political and racial tension

can i be south america's ambassador?

These cazzies missed Heem Day 2 and are mad so they're trying to retroactively pretend it didn't happen even though there was a "Heem Day 2" thread

Why are there so many Usman haters here?
He's based.

absolutely

>40 year old obese cat woman

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>All these Usman haters
knew /heem/ wouldn’t dissappoint, fuck that ducking scam artist

It's because most people here like Colby and Usman's immigrant act is cringe

Usman and Colby are literally the same person exect one is white and one is a nigger.

poosman makes me miss tyreese

>Why don't you like a ducking champion with no charisma?

Usman is a boring ducker. As soon as he fights Colby it's all over for him.

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because he's a PROBLEM to that division

Usman is black. For that reason, I will root for his demise.

Why does Colbert wear eyeliner?

Colby has charisma though youtu.be/MfHe6h_1aQU

Boys:
Sanchez
Cain
Blaydes

Hated:
Francis
Tony
Yan

>Boring decision machine
>Fakes his African accent
>Is really Marty from Nebraska, spent most of his life here in America
>Fake tough guy attitude
>Has no personality so needs to latch on to “muh heritage, muh immigrant struggle”
>Fakes injuries
>Ducks fights
>Cringey trash talk
He is a very unlikeable person to say the least

Jamie Toney wins the rematch

>Blaydes
Based. The second Ngannou fight was an early stoppage I don't care what anyone says. They were trying to protect Ford escort man after he got exposed two fights in a row.

idk why Usman would duck a fight against Colby when he used to call him out in every post fight interview

> boys
Diaz
Hardy
Colby

> hated
Usman
Gender bender
Every fighter smaller than 155

I can look like Dana if you can provide the niacin pills

No I meant that heem day was only an annual thing during the start of July. And I doubt people missed 241, it was the most cazzie friendly card since Conor

Because he flushes Colby no problem. Kamaru will always be based for beating Tyron

Look at these losers freaking out about their "heem day" events. Nobody gives a shit about your shitty tagline desu senpai

>Kamaru will always be based for beating Tyron
He didn't really beat him, that fight could have gone either way.

Reminder that Matt was winning until he lost

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He's trying to extend his time as champion so him an Ali can get more promotion money. Plus, Colby is a fucking nightmare for "immigrant" fighters, since it's humiliating to get beaten by a guy in a MAGA hat.

Definitely a bad stoppage considering Blaydes has shown he's able to recover after getting dropped

Blaydes was not defending himself from the punches. He was just trying to stand up, which isn't intelligent defense. Can't get punched 12 times in a row and be surprised they stopped the fight.

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And he was getting up when the ref came to stop it. So shitty because now Blaydes has two losses to Ngannou and that will keep him out of getting a title shot for awhile.

Based

If he's standing up he's not out though and the fight just started. Blaydes was still able to fight.

Heavyweight isn't very stacked, Blaydes can make his way back up.

What? They are already booking their fight

Go watch soccer

He wasn't defending himself though, just standing up isn't enough desu.

>Championship bout this week
>nobody gives a shit

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I do. Andrade is a fun fighter

shut the fuck up

MetroPCS Logo = Slippery

Masvidal is white lol

Only Judo I fuck with is Ce Judo

He's black.

>Decision Artist
>Pillowfisted bum
>Ducking faggot
>Fake name
>Fake accent
>Fake heritage
>Fake persona
>Nigger
gee I wonder why

WMMA* championship bout

Usman would beat GSP.

I am actually looking forward to that main event despite it being >wmma. Should be fun

Seethe more, it was a good stoppage.

Hows marlon doing

I'm rooting for Zhang because her roids are less obvious. Also, she's a Tony fan.

we're far away from the fight m8

Bony "Rattled" Sperguson would get heemed by any decent fighter

this. there's at least 27 threads between now and then

It’s funny Usman is supposed to be “the good guy”, but everyone sees through his bullshit and hates him. There is one guy on here that shills for Usman, that’s it, he has no fans.

this made me remember that my friend's cuban girlfriend literally got deported lol

Fat Saudi Sheik style shit

andrade is a natty dyke like nunes. deal with it

Cowboy is obviously decent

is she fuck

what if Dana White started a nunchuck division? I just watched some vids on yt and i would pay real money to see two dudes honestly go at it with those fucking things

I like Kamaru. The other guy is a troll

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From Brazil? Damn that's pretty low. I didn't even know Brazil deported people.

I like both but I'm going Zhang for the memes. She's a former kickboxing champion which I thought is an interesting note, Valentina also fought in the same promotion

It was too soon after his fight with Al

Don't think Andrade walks out of China with the belt tbqh, but I hope I'm wrong.

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Her best win was against Tecia and she looked bad in her most recent fight so o think it would be smart to bet on Andrade here

she was part of a medical program partnership with Cuba, when Bolsonaro won it all went to shit and the doctors fucked off back to there

god I wish I were that belt

the chink looks too big to her desu but then again as said she looked like shit against Tecia so idk

Damn imagine being a doctor and getting deported kek

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your friend should have followed her

Pretty sure Tecia is her most recent win and she won it easily

what is this weeb shit

Okinawa has few doctors and Okinawans almost never visit them

most boy'd:
Whittaker
Stipe
Ferguson

most hated:
khabib
usman
israel

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W-Weebu? nandesca, Hue-kun????

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>hates usman
>likes colby

How can anyone be this retarded

Kys

i think he travels to there sometimes, he used to have a lot of bitches before her so idk if he finds it worth choosing fucking Cuba over Brazil, i know we're not 1st world but quality of life here isn't bad if you have some money

Literally everyone hates Usman and likes Colby

Just because Colby called out your whole country doesn't mean he's as lame as Usman.

ehhhhhhh? hidoiiii ;_;

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what did ""he"" mean by this

>tf
>tp

Don’t blame you, Colby did cuck your entire dump of a country. Fucking filthy animal

because colby is just fucking with ppl
usman is a faggot who

Romero faked that he was hurt and the retard boomer boxing judges rated him for it

Michael Johnson moving back up to lightweight to face Stevie Ray

I mean that Tecia looked bad against the Brazilian she faced recently but against Zhang she won a good portion of that fight. She even scored some takedowns right? Imagine what Andrade will do; she is freakishly strong for her size and Claudia said that fighting her was like fighting a guy

The burden of winning

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>fighting a guy is like fighting a guy

lmao the absolute state of these cazzies

they are both pillowfisted butthuggers. If anything at least Usman is more acting on the GnP

get a grip losers

"tony i can no fight sorry i eat too much and have bad tummy"

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fears the artem rematch

Either the means to hits hard or Stevie has no chin. MJ is going to sleep him isn't he

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god fuck just imagine

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Tony has pulled out his fights with Khabib twice as well

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Heem sleepy

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seething

Ok guys, listen to this.

If both fighters attempt to engage in trash talk and one fighter speaks two languages (their primary language not being English) and they are trash talking to someone who's only language is English and the one who speaks English doesn't absolutely VERBALLY MOG them they will ALWAYS LOSE.

See

Aldo vs. Conor (Aldo verbally mogged)
Shevchenko vs. Eye (Valentina wasn't verbally mogged)
Smith vs. Gustafson (didn't engage in trash talk)
Aldo vs. Volkanovski (didn't engage in trash talk)
Cejudo vs. TJ (TJ couldn't verbally mog Henry, this resulted in his loss)
Israel vs. Brunson (Brunson couldn't verbally mog Israel)

and one of the BIGGEST examples of this

Tyron vs Usman (both engaged in trash talk and Tyron couldn't verbally mog Usman, got fucking smashed)

Tell me any inconsistencies in what I've said.
Spoiler alert you can't.

You know what this means for Colby vs. Usman, COLBY ALREADY lost, after he """beat""" Robbie he went to the desk with Usman and could barely keep up with Usman and came in with recycled lines, his inability to verbally outwit him shows exactly why he will lose come their fight.

Screenshot this, I'll be watching when the fight happens.

Conor is bilingual

For me, it's Brapentina Stenchenko

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dat niqqa ded
not even based manlet was quick enough to save him

Adesanya and Usman only speak English, are you

Colby fucking annihilated Usman at the desk, what the fuck are you talking about?

Chael verbally mogged a lot of people and lost. He even lost to Tito.

yeah, he's speaks english and a bunch of gibberish

Colby shit all over Usman dummy

sicc burn fag

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The fuck were you watching, Usman can’t talk trash for shit. Colby worked him badly.

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>that uppercut with no mouthpiece in
Jesus

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>I take your sandwich

the cringiest line ever said by a UFC fighter

>Khutbeib Seizuregomedov couldn't finish

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he watched the mueller testimony

did cormier always take body shots poorly?

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why didn't that mexican who got heemed by mcgregor ever get a rematch?

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Maia is going to embarrass askren

Conor isn't fluent in Gaelic, see this youtu.be/VQMGkw52-Lo

Good try though.

WRONG
Usman - twitter.com/usman84kg/status/1003748161679224832?lang=en-gb
Israel - youtu.be/RxbPYtx8uRQ?t=64

"M-m-marty Fakenewsman"
Usman "Name a time I ducked you!" Colby "Every single time, every single time, ask my manager, y-y-y-you think Dan Lambert is a lie"
Colby was offered the title fight two months after he fought RDA and turned down the fight, Colby was scared to fight Usman. He just said prerehearsed lines.
Colby (whilst on a five fight decision streak) "You've never knocked one person out" Usman (within two seconds) "Sergio Moraes"
Colby was stuttering half of the interview, go watch it again, I could list it all but I can't be bothered.

Give me an example that falls in my parameters then.

That's how Frank mir got his gums broken

>go watch it again

I just did, Colby floored him. Colby's actual words aren't great, but he gets by on volume and body language, a bit like Trump. Usman was pathetic. Taking his jacket halfway off then stopping, looking into the camera, tolerating a large security guy holding his belly. It was totally fake. Colby shouted him down.

How?

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what a shitty ref.

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outperform/outskill/askrenisabum

based. if that's the case then i missed it. all i've been seeing lately is one cazzie trying to make heem day 2 a thing. it's not a thing and never will be.

Who are you talking about? McGregor hasn't heemed a Mexican unless you count Eddie

he figuratively heemed nate

Chael verbally mogged Tito and then he tapped. youtu.be/mJXj34VvyIY

The fact he couldn't heem Nate in the rematch proved he was just a manlet crusher.

Ortega to me seems like such a likeable guy, one of the few guys more likeable than Korean Zombie. But a lot of people seem to think he's fake and a sociopath like Jones.

I don't like him because he's a pretty boy and fought like one against Max

I really look forward to see Ben being flushed for good

Most boring fight of the year incoming

I just watched it again to get the exact quotes so I wasn't wrong on anything.

You can't verbally outwit someone if you don't reply to what they say that's why Conor made a fool out of Jeremy Stephens when he said he was the hardest hitting 145er. Colby simply got all his recyled, rehearsed lines out and refused to engage with him in verbal exchanges, and whenever he did he got sonned.

Colby "I'm the peoples champion, everybody loves me." Usman "They were screaming you suck when you walked in, how do they love you?!"

youtu.be/8ImNP_eAKt4?t=144 Listen to him stuggle to understand the guy speaking Spanish. It may be hard to believe but Tito's primary language is English, he's just shit at every language, so it doesn't apply in this situation.

Mexibro, how good is Tito's Spanish in this video youtu.be/-7Ho5_oT16A

Hanging with the BOYZZZZ

He's good looking but not a mega chad because he's short with saggy shoulders and has cold eyes so I can still root for him.

I don't mind fighters being Chads, but Ortega seems like he wants to be a sensitive model kind of guy. Similar to Luke.

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THE NOTORIOUS, CONOR, MCGREGORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

They were screaming "you suck" because that was what people screamed at Kurt Angle during the walkout music that Colby used. But anyway, it doesn't matter, Colby mogged Usman with volume. Body language is everything, neither men are linguists.

Where's this Korean Zombie is such a great respectful guy shit come from? It's just weebs and their obsession with Asians he's the exact same as 80% of fighters. You can't even understand him he could be a right cunt

Oh so you're saying it only counts when the one fighter doesn't have English as their primary language? That's fair. Didn't Chael still verbally mog Anderson Silva though?

Bases

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Gina Carano be looking bloated af nowadays jeez

memes aside, nobody actually believes Costa is natty right?

Post a pic that sounds hot af tbqh

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it's neither a choke, nor a neckcrank. he tapped due to feeling a mildly uncomfortable pressure on the side of his face.

It's entirely possible

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cringe

she's in the boba fet star wars trailer.

inb4 someone posts a reddit wojak

he's just a clean boy who believes in Our Lord Jesus Christ

youtube.com/watch?v=S5oDf6qiiWs

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who has a bigger hog? Goob or Khabib?

the one he knocked out with the first punch.

Aldo is Brazilian you cazzie

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They both have below average hogs, likely the same size.

a spic is a spic

Boys:
>Frank Mir
>Forest Griffin
>Pat Barry

Hate:
>GSP
>Mike Goldberg
>Gerard Gordeau

Brazil is just south Mexico dude

I got a b-b-beast of a hog but rarely get to use it. Should I start training mma?

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I wouldn't expect anything different coming from a guy who got KOd by fucking Junior Albini. LMAO.

>Pat Barry

yuck

I don't get it

You won't get to use it in mma either

Cazzie

he's implying that you look like his wife performing a shitty striptease

I agree but I disagree

Me, personally, as an individual, have never engaged in sexual intercourse with a female. For what reason, you ask? Why, the answer is simple. I am simply unable to woo a member of the fair sex. This celibacy is not one of my own determination, but rather an involuntary condition of celibacy. One might even accurately refer to me as an "incel"

you sound gay

we're literally nothing like Mexico

>They were screaming "you suck" because that was what people screamed at Kurt Angle during the walkout music that Colby used.
Ok? Was Usman wrong in what he said though?
>Colby mogged Usman with volume. Body language is everything, neither men are linguists.
Colby didn't mog him, I don't know what else to say, maybe you can argue he won the verbal exchange but he didn't mog him.

Example being Jones vs DC, Jones didn't mog DC but verbally trapped him many times "Hey pussy are you still there" "Yeah, I'm here" but DC had a few times he verbally outwitted Jones, Jones "DC, you look like a crackhead with a suit on" (he kinda did) DC "At least I've never BEEN a crackhead with a suit on", this is more comparable to Colby and Usman, Colby had a few things he said that made Usman look silly "He copies everything I do, if I make a sandwich he's gonna make it the same way" but similar to DC Usman had good responses to Colby's quips "Who have you knocked out?" Usman (with little hesitation "Sergio Moraes"

An example of pure moggage is Conor vs. Mayweather, embarrased him for 4 days straight with very little back from Mayweather, so much so that they went so far as to disable the mic he was talking so much shit.

Yeah, you're right, I can't remember or not whether Anderson engaged in trash talk with Chael, even if he did in Portugese or English that is irrelevant because the theory states that NOT verbally mogging your oppenent means certain loss, however it does not protect you from losing simply because you DO verbally mog them.

If you have to ask you don't deserve a serious answer.

>poor country filled with short light brown people
I mean..

mama mia

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what? you just described your country

post nipples

huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

Look you wanna be South Mexico or West Africa?

oh my god shut up you murderous animal

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the sound of his voice is literally made up in your head

nice

you sound gay

Imagine her headkicking you then sitting on face while you barely gain consciousness

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user I'm sensing a pattern

Let's roll fool, I'm ready

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Just found out dustbin poorier trains at ATT. Looks like I'm boy'ing Khabab now. Never thought I'd see the day.

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What's wrong with ATT

imagine the smell

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Eww, too far man

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that you sound gay

got the fatguts on the ropes lad

anyone have the webm where till drops masvidal and its edited to look like masvidal lost

Here you go

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*tap tap tap*

AHEM

BRAZIL YOU'RE A DUMP, ALL YOU FILTHY ANIMALS SUCK

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

nice try but i've seen that one already

I dont think theres a person pink enough on heem

It's tufl b

> the new ufc power rangers belt was specifically designed to be a tribute to conor mcgregor

imagine carrying that shit around. I wouldn't carry it.

idk why but i never cringe watching this

you'd carry it, and you'd dress up as the green ranger while you carried it around m8

I have worse ones but I'd be banned if I posted them, there's only two videos I've ever watched that have made me physically grit my teeth, only a select few make me feel a little weird but I can watch them fine

Butthole, would smell it

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nate's ducking dustin

BRAP

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Lel

Dustin pulled out of the Nate fight though

what the heck is wrong with you

so reschedule it

Saw that bitch at Auburn and had no idea this was how she got hurt kek

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Dustin is fighting for the title though

2013 Rogan is comfy

Typical Spanish as second language pronunciation, I cant even understand what he says at the end

should have been rescheduled immediately after it was cancelled and the fight against holloway should not have happened.

Dustin will shock the world

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Well Nate isn't ducking Dustin then. I think Dustin wins though.

What makes you think he has what it takes? Khabib has faced strikers before.

the diamond is well rounded

That's not very nice to laugh at her

>breaks record for fastest knockout
>isn't the one doing the KO

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Khabib will lose this time

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If Cody KOd TJ in the first fight he would've gotten heemed by Mighty Mouse at 125

>Khabib will lose... this time!...

yeah

God I just want somebody to shut that dumb goatfucking faggot's mouth, too bad nobody will

He can survive on the ground and has 5 round cardio. I don't think Khabib will be able finish him and I think he will have to face Dustin for rounds during the fight. He's the best fighter Khabib has fought in at least 5 years.

You say this like Khabib fights often

Tony will do it if they fight before Tony turns 40

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lol

Tony missed his mark, too many injuries and can crushing.

Holy fuck just watched the dustin interview. He seems REALLY confident that hes going to finish the kuffar. Im sold bois, dustins winning.

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link

>Boy'd
Nunes
Sandhagen
Jessica Andrade

Hated
McTapper
Woodley
Holm (arguably most overrated fighter in UFC history)

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They've both been crushing cans because everyone in LW is a can compared to Tony and Khabib

That filename

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imagine unironically putting Tony on the same level as Khabib

Dustin knows it's his time. He's not intimidated by Khabib in the slightest and he's not trying to convince himself he'll win like Conor did during the press conferences. Everyone counted Dustin our against Max and he didn't care. Everyone will count out Dustin again and he will prove them all again.

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>Cando
>Shitpiss
>Cowdad
>Pee

Yeah..... I'm thinking Tony has never fought a good fighter.

12 wins in a row for Tony vs 11 wins in a row for Khabib. When did you start watching? 229?

Khabitch and Cuckuy are overrated cans with an overrated record full of cans. Jon, Stipe or even DC would rape them in a open weight fight.

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don't you mean 27 in a row? Also Tony hasn't fought the same caliber of fighter that Khabib has.

RDA? The best win that both Tony and Khabib have you cazzie. If you tell me Conor is Khabib's best win I'm not even going to give (you) a response.

How do I get an attractive girlfriend not off of tinder? Like how and where do I meet good women?

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Good meaning what?

By my calculations the UFC is due for a champion named John Smith by no later than Oct 11th 2020, start scouring the regional scene now

Khabib has 11 fights in the ufc. The other 16 guys are cans and only one of them has a Wikipedia page. If you believe Khabin has been fighting a higher level of opponents you're retarded. Khabib's last three wins are a flushed featherweight who's overrated because of his popularity, a real estate agent on 24 hours notice, and a striker who got wrestlefucked by Kevin Pee for 5 rounds. RDA is Khabib's best win and Tony also beat him (although Khabib beat him 5 years ago and then sat out for 2 years).

One who won’t cheat on me

just hang out near the produce section at the grocery store and make puns about vegetables and your dinger

You won't find one. They exist, but they're already dating a guy who is more attractive and more successful than you will ever be.

You know what's crazy? Tom Brady's wife is worth over twice as much as him and all that bitch did is model. How can you make so much being a model? Apparently she invested in real estate, but she still had to have been getting big bucks. Her net worth is $400 million and dwarfs the net worth of the goat NFL player. Somethings just don't make sense lads.

reminder that the UFC asked fans about making loser leaves fights

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Is that Honda?

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What if someone walked out to Old Town Road?

they'd get heemed

that's gonna be a "7" from me, dawg

before training

after training

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Butt stuff is the foundation for a successful career

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How about if Usman loses, him and his family get thrown out of the country? He loves larping as a life long Nigerian resident, so it can become a reality.

BJ Penn vs CM Punk retirement match when?

Yup

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Based. Honda is a cutie, wish she didn't get exposed so hard.

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what a pig

Jorge and Diaz aren't fighting eachother.
Both are dumbfuck spics, Diaz is going to demand what he got paid for fighting Gooby and Jorge is gonna demand to get paid whatever Diaz gets paid, which the UFC aren't going to ever sign too.

In many more ways then one, Pettis won the story of the fight in the end.

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so does Conor just want a tune up fight before the rematch or what

he ain't fighting this can

Why doesn't everyone want to fight Gooby? what did Gooby do to deserve all of this seething envy?

These match ups already exist lol
in some fights we already know the loser is gonna get kicked, making it official might be not bad for the dighters themself, inagine how pumped they would get

Piggy girls are cute

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It's because he's the money fight for everyone obviously and he's beatable for a lot of fighters (not for Frankie though)

Guaranteed big bucks

>beatable for a lot of fighters
Literally who in FW/LW besides Khabib?

Thicc Honda would be the 145 champ

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>believing the Conor will fight again meme

more like 170 champ

At FW only Max has a chance. At LW you have Nate, Tony, Gaethje, Porier, Cowboy, Kevin Pee, and Gregor Gillespie. And since Conor has fought at WW before nearly any ranked WW could beat him. Conor is probably unbeatable at FW, but he's 1-1 at LW and 1-1 at WW (against Nate lol).

Yum. Ladd vs Ronda at 170 when?

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> get a dog, bro

thawlts?

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Bernie Sanders is an insufferable faggot

It may well have happened if the newer fans had known who Edgar was

>Bulking up for HW

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I'm a D-Tier mma fighter (4 years of training) but I'm still able to hold my own in a standard fight, a month ago I was in a club and accidentally stepped on a dudes shoes and when I turned to apologize it was Israel. Foreign feeling to encounter a random guy in a club that you know you stand no chance against. Spooky stuff

I'd be more surprised if I saw a guy I was confident I could heem

Thicc

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You don't understand capitalism guy.

What weight class do you fight at?

I'm just saying I've never heard of Brady's wife and Brady plays at the highest paid position in the NFL and is the most accomplished NFL player. I mainly didn't think models made that much. Who the fuck pays them? Is it ((them))? I know Epstein was connected to the founder of Victoria secret and supposedly helped him recruit models. Just weird there are models that are worth $400 million.

If she invested well and had connections to multiple lines of make-up I'd get it. Make up is the most upsold thing on earth hot fuck. $150 for 10g of powder

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D-Tier is an exaggeration as bar applying for a local grassroots event, I haven't had any amateur fights yet :( (Otherwise I'd cut 15 to get to Featherweight)

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I invented the Dustbin poorier and Trashbin Ladd memes btw

I've trained with a few UFC fighters in the past. It's weird seeing your coach get subbed 100% of the time when that same coach can sub you 100% of the time.

>I've trained with a few UFC fighters in the past
Who?

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Charles Oliveira (have photo evidence) and Rodrigo De Lima (He got cut after 1 fight and died recently)

Based.

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Cool. It would be an honor for me to get heemed by some UFC manlet.

Do these “interim” champs actually believe they’re champs? Like they’ve got to have some kind of self awareness right?

>falling before the kick connects
>slips on the same sign twice
>gets rocked
>rolls around
>recovers
>murders lando in a pool of blood.
this is that champ shit

watching this live was so glorious.

Why did Rory Mcdonald move to lelator when he's actually a decent fighter?

>not recognizing Tony's high level zuì quán skills

he got smashed and would lose a rematch

I remember this, fuck, that's funny, Wilder said he didn't know that there was a person in there and he punched it as hard as he could and only realised that it was a real person after he landed the punch.

Israel is a bit of a dickhead posting that, no other reason than to taunt us, at least when Colby is doing it the girls look suicidal.

Speaking of manlet heems, I've hung out with Kai Kara France, he's a manlet that could easily heem me.

I feel so lucky i was here on heem day with you absolute faggots.

Didn't he get cut?

dustin could do a lot with pressure but he was trapped against the cage by canvarez and saved by the ref.

He wanted to change the promotion because he got embarrassed. Cocker proposed a good deal for him and he transitioned

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