MLS cringe thread

Russia doesn't give a fuck about them and China is busy brainwashing their population and sending people to beat up the ones that try and go against the bug hive

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>that's canada
So America then.

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i wonder how many AIDS is in that picture

The Timbers Army is literally 90% white, if not more

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youtube.com/watch?v=GmN5aBDL9jY

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Why... I mean, why?
You wont find things like this anywere in the world, not even on leftists ultras in Europe.

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Maybe they should stop committing suicide then

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What the FUCK

Pretty tempted to start a rightwing group of fans for my local MLS team but not sure how to do it in a way that wouldn’t lose my job or get me kicked out of the stadium

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Do Mexican teams ever face American teams? Do these homos seethe at the puto chant you guys do?

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doopin' mental

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So long as the MLS or the American Football Federation does not ban every massage or symbol aside from the teams playings its useless.
MLS is made up of Liberals pandering to Liberals. They don't even care about quality football, they care about delivering "good messages" or some shit.

They do occasionally play each other. I assume that yes, there is massive seethe.

they always do, it's hilarious.

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I'm not sure anything can beat "Let's sing for the city council vote that got us a government subsidy to build our stadium"

*throws piss at you*
would tune in to that

Baseball game, user. Takes about 3 seconds to look at that picture and figure it out.

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Who the fuck is threatening to kill trannies? Why do these people have such a victim complex

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Do you not realize that 3 Canadian teams play in the same league? That the "Supporters" of one of them are having massive sperg-outs because a minority owner was accused and cleared of some Me Too bullshit? Shit, man, look in the mirror before trying to score easy "Ha ha they're prissy homos" points.

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>slaveship tattoo
kek

>Reminder that she’s fucked more straight girls than any of you

Fuck you, he visits Europe every Summer to get the Real Footy Atmosphere.

My question is: do Latinos in the USA who supports teams like I don't know those of LA are also like that? Full of liberal messages instead of supporting their teams? Or are they more like fans in Mexico?

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This might be the worst one

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To Mr Kettle,

You are a Brexiting, gender noncinforming, half-Indian, BoJo electing, PM Priti Patel anticipating Nigger

I'm not Canadian and I consider the braindead sheep in this country to be American because all they do is wait for Americans to do something and then copy it. Not the freaks that think they're French or the insane people that live in the north, they might as well be their own country.

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This shit is a white thing, most minorities can't stand these people and hate LGBT people

Most latinos in the US are too busy pretending they were born in Mexico even though they live in suburban LA to actually care about Soccer. The most they ever do is go "El Tri holmes" and then fuck off. The latinos who don't do that are super liberal and support their message getting spread any way possible.

>Nordecke

What?

Burgers are burgers no matter what color the bun

Fan Club / Sing-a-long LARP team.

I wonder if they know that the few who belong to the culture they're attempting to copy who are aware they exist laugh at them

Is that supposed to be a German name?

>gay flags everywhere
Disgusting

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What's the difference?

They are generally unaware of anything, especially themselves.

Great thing I found out about this. The team doesn't exist yet. They wrote hymns for a team that won't exist until 2021.

State of that signature

"El Tree" doesn't fit with the rest of that stuff, it's genuinely clever

why so now you can practice?

instead of sacrificing time and effort, volunteering, or even just working really hard and making more money and therefore paying more taxes, people virtue signal like this so when they close their eyes at night they can convince themselves "I'm a good person." it's completely hollow and insincere.

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Fuck off TERF. Can’t wait to see the streets run red with TERF blood

literally every hockey crowd chants "bullshit" for bad ref calls. even boreball gets some spicy chants going for sox/yankees

>college hockey crowds
so gud
>find out goalie's mom's name
>NANCY LIKES IT DOGGY STYLE

I'm curious to what the political beliefs of the average MLS fan are
I imagine you can't speak with these people for longer than 5 minutes without hearing the words "transphobic" or "problematic" entering the discussion

speak for yourself, NEET

Average MLS fan or one of these cunts? Average is probably mildly left leaning and thinks that this all goes a bit too far but agrees with the message overall.

yeah, you're probably right. The tiny vocal minority always seems to make the whole look worse.
Still I sincerely doubt there are many conservatives who give a shit about American sockerball

avg fan up here based on what i see at the games [attend most]
>middle age
>white
>probably has a kid that plays soccer
>christian
>leans center left
>gets upset at loud noises

Explain to a group of investors that the reason soccer will never catch on in America is because it's been taken over by liberals and SJWs and so on (the jpgs from this thread can be used on your powerpoint presentation). If you (the investors) will give me a team, or the ability to shape a pre-existing one, we can make a Dixie-themed, rightwing club (or "conservative") club to give right wing political representation in the MLS. It gives people not interested in football a team to cheer for, or cheer against - like wrestling. A right wing club would be good for business, like having a heel in wrestling. The way to making your dream club is lined with dollars.

How does MLS continue to (((extort))) these cities for a failing enterprise? It’s nuts

the average person at mls games are normal people and/or hispanics. it's only the ultra cosplayers who jerk off to green street hooligans who ruin it for everyone.

I see this threads and I wonder, why are americans so afraid of Americans with a diferent opinion? Is this why you all have guns?

Depends on where. Where I'm from it's a big part of the culture so even the right wing enjoys it.

NISA will save us
remember to tune in next saturday

I've memorised every line and every Dale.

Where will they play

i'm fairly left leaning but i hate liberals and democrats and find trans repulsive.

right now it's local CC and HS stadiums
nisaofficial.com/schedule

I don't know, user. Whatever happened to 'live and let live?'

>friend invites me to a Loons game
>someone outside the stadium is handing out pamphlets highlighting anti racism/fascism for some reason
>rainbow and tranny flags near the front rows, a couple of EU flags as well despite this being a US match
>woman behind me talking in a horribly imitated British accent and keeps calling it football
>300 pound creature three seats away with a loose vegan shirt snarfing on some grim looking burrito
>crowd keeps using chants exclusive to European games
What the fuck is with MLS and these creeps?

What’s the point? Will this get MLS et all to a promotion/relegation system?

basedboys seethe every time mexico play a game that makes it on TV in the US because they do that PUTOOOOOOO chant, and its always funny

My gf is a TERF, should I be worried or pleased?

For most of them it won't even be that.
There will be some loudmouth faggot who decides that is what is going to happen, and he/she/xir will have some virtue signalling adherents who want to score some fag points.
But the majority will just be spineless simps who will go along with whatever the loudmouth wants, because they don't want to be ostracised from their shiity excuse for a social group.
It's exactly the type of loser who would gravitate to the MLS.

same shit at college football/basketball games, at least at schools that care about those sports. Love when it happens.

MLS will never do pro/rel.

not that, for me there's nothing wrong with a club being clearly right or left wing
but the op and his pic mean nothing, it's just a fat dyke having fun, really whatever material

eh not necessarily, the beautiful thing is NISA could realistically stay D3 forever and just build a pyramid WITHIN D3,
we could see a top tier league bigger than mlels in fucking D3 if they pull it off lol

>There will be some loudmouth faggot who decides that is what is going to happen, and he/she/xir will have some virtue signalling adherents who want to score some fag points.
>But the majority will just be spineless simps who will go along with whatever the loudmouth wants, because they don't want to be ostracised from their shiity excuse for a social group.
Think you’re just talking about the kop/capo sections

I thought these freaks were contained to NWSL, looks like football will never prosper in US

Reason 3810184 why it’s trash.

The issue is that every MLS club is left wing because they’re owned by one liberal jew entity

there's nothing quite like white monolingual liberals explaining the context of a foreign language word

Is this really expected to lash?

Yeah I'm sure Americans from Hollywood are exactly the same as people from Harlem

>pay more taxes goy
Fuck off

the fact that more and more teams are joining [no expansion fees] is very promising, they're up to 13 now. with npsl being a non-sanctioned tier, we could see a lot of them join as well.

>failing
It's growing

thats got to be the most european thing ive seen

Growth doesn’t mean it’s actually profitable. MLS hemorrhages money and is essentially a Ponzi scheme that depends on expansion team money to keep the league afloat. So yeah, it’s “growing” by starting new teams but is losing more and more money.

I wonder what they would do if they ever found out that black people are called negros in some Spanish speaking countries.

>MLS hemorrhages money
is there a source for this

>comments disabled
kekekk

I just googled it and Montreal is losing 11 million a season kek

wonder what they would think of chants like hillsborough wonderland or munich stuff
something tells me they'd even get pissy at stuff like "he's big and he's black and he plays at the back, chris smalling of MUFC"

We got warned that we'd be kicked out if we continued asking Houston's fans to stop stealing our hubcaps. That's tame compared to what you're suggesting.

I was just at 125th street today, looks just like Sunset Blvd. Terrible example from unaware person

A lot of the liberal ultra types at my local team are also Man U bandwagoners, they probably know nothing about that one or the "Park Park wherever you may be..."

This can't possibly be true lmao

Every MLS club is left wing cause everyone under 30 in America who goes outside in an urban area is left wing

Ghey

Still 100 times better than MMA fans

Black guys kill traps after they get tricked, blame them

All I know is that one time I went to a Houston Dynamo game and all the Mexicans did the "EHHHHHHHHH PUTO' chant every goal kick

She still hates you, but at least she has a consistent ideology

You’d be surprised, the Euro LARPing is a real thing, be it heritage or soccer games

based putochads

Why do Portuguese always moral fag? Are you that sensitive that any act of aggression would hinder you in anyway? This is why you have legalized all drug use huh?

>if something looks the same it means it is the same
Based retard

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Bootlicker

a lot of the Mexicans follow Liga MX and don't watch or care about MLS despite the MLS teams spending years trying to convince them to watch.

MLS attendance is mostly families from what I've seen. The embarrassing people are the "ultras." Most of the crowd is the same type you'd see at a minor league baseball game, families having a night out for cheap.

>tfw no 9/11 chants or air plane noises against NY teams
>tfw no chanting "hear comes the boom" to Boston
>tfw no gunfire sounds against Orlando

>bootlicker

Cringe

>i enjoy a bunch of rich old men purposely fucking over the people in my country because i cant think for myself
Cringe bootlicker

Now I know why burgers hate soccer do much

In your place I'd rather be the biggest customer on the planet and support some European team than go and be part that those crowds

Go and be a part of those*

Based CHIs

Yep. Now you know why some people over here follow other teams in other leagues

To be honest, MLS is so plastic and consumeristic I also don't even mind 'muricans supporting European teams.

>t. Commie whose ideology can only be enacted via authoritarian governments whose boots they have to lick

My local team isn't that bad. Sure its in what is technically the 3rd division, so the ability isn't crazy, but I live in the southeast away from most of these types of people and we don't have "ultra" LARPers. Stadium still has decent enough atmosphere without "capos", decent game attendance, and the beer is pretty cheap.

Still follow a premier league team though.

Wanting to have more freedom and wanting cartels/drug dealers to have their income/power removed is what communism is to you? Based retard bootlicker

t. based boy whose ideology is just a front for a couple techbros to continue getting nice tax cuts despite owning everyonr

Well that's nice, I support that

American football culture should just do it's own thing and grow slowly and naturally together with their clubs. Seeing 'ultras' fans of teams founded in 2010s is megacringe.

They don't have clubs, they have franchises. It will never not be a travesty.

NISA will save us

American ultras is such a gay thing to hear. Fucking amerimutts. I've been saying this for years Americans always want to be associated with euros. That's why they created whiteness, becuase if we said European they wouldn't count.

deal with it

I agree, we need our own culture but it's so stupidly easy now to consume European football that it's an influence unfortunately

>being right-wing
Pretty cringe desu

feels good man

MLS is literally full of the social rejects who only like it to counter signal masculine and traditional sports because they are typically enjoyed by “cis white men”

yeah, no

Fpbp

>Atlanta vs Orlando

>tfw hate the european LARPing but love soccer and wouldn't mind the occasional cheeky chant

i also prefer standing at games. i don't know why.

You have the right idea. On top of that, the soccer is so bad and on par with english amateur divisions that unless you're a full on soiboy ultra who bangs the capos drums, Mlelshit is terrible to watch.

same senpai

>the soccer is so bad and on par with english amateur divisions

bullshit. it's like league one tier at worst and that's not anywhere close to amateur

Being able to get your cock chopped off isn't more freedom, tranny faggot.

>Americans always want to be associated with euros
yeah, no. MLS is ass and poo. eurofinity dick sucking is a recent trend from the self hating onions fags that think europe is the most perfect planet in the world because 'DRUMPF IS HITLER IRL'.
100% a symptom of SJW and PC culture gone mad