NE:Patriots activate Josh Gordon from NFI list
FA:Patriots release WR Maurice Harris
BUF:Robert Foster has been slowed by a toe injury
ARZ:Hakeem Butler (finger, IR) out for season
CIN:UDFA WR Damion Willis to start for A.J. Green
SF:Shanahan wants Dante Pettis to 'earn a role'
SF:Jerick McKinnon might practice this week
CIN:John Ross (hamstring) returns to practice
NE:Josh Gordon in full pads at practice
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>early
Rams suck.
I miss Luck...please Luck come back
Since 2016
>Rasm have best QB and Coach for the future of the sport
>Lost to Pederson lead Eagles at home twice.
What did they mean by this?
he gone bro
*burns your secondary*
>2 posts early
>Turgay
Disgusting weeb
Based
Remember when McVay won coach of the year the same year Pederson beat Brady and Bellicheck in the superbowl with a backup QB?
Sean McVay really didn't prepare for the owl. He tried to play his own game and it didnt work. He couldn't adjust at all. really pathetic display of football
>implying my team has a secondary
Jokes on you
Based
i cant stop crying please dont be dead Luck come back to live...why'd a drunk driver be driving a car at 100mph on the freeway
>wins the division
So who does Luck come back to play for in a year after he gets bored?
Jerick McKinnon might practice this week...oh boy oh boy oh boy
you think he can beat out coleman and breida for the starter spot
XFL
his dad is the commissioner of the XFL
not even joking
>Mariota is dead and his back up is Tannehill
Sorry sweaty, but the division belongs to the Jags
OFFICIAL 2012 NFL DRAFT QBS POWER RANKINGS:
1. Russell Wilson
2. Nick Foles
3. Andrew Luck
4. Kirk Cousins
POWAH GAP
5. Ryan Tannehill
6. RG3
7. Brock Osweiler
POWAH GAP
9991. Brandon Weeden
9992. Ryan Lindley
Wasn't McKinnon perpetually injured last two years?
Did he get a leg replacement?
He'd still be under contract with the Colts, retard
>7. Brock Osweiler
wat a stud for 6 games
>he doesn't rate Ryan "Less Accurate Rex Grossman" Lindley
As a Vikings fan, I was sad to see McKinnon go because he is such a speedy runner with good vision.
Ryan Lindley being in a postseason game was a very hilarious experience for me as a Cards fan.
>is white in your path
If we're going by money made Cousins wins.
truth
all good things come to an end.
He looks like a british grooming gang suspect.
yeah wat about it...new science can cure cancer and replace legs and other body parts...too bad they still cant bring people back from the dead
Argentina pls go
He really was a fantastic back, but his body is just too frail to handle this level of game. Though I find it fitting that he is now on a team now for glass players.
more like he looks British
post webms
Kuck Kousins getting a contract like that proves that somehow the Vikings are more incompetent that the Redskins.
>tfw your team will never sign an Air Bud
Yeah good thing they have better guys like Dwayne Haskins, Colt McCoy, Alex Smith, and Cade Keenum
Idk maybe he'll figure it out. He's definitely grossly overpaid but he can throw the ball a little.
At least they don't hand out three digit millions worth of money to a guy who has a ceiling of 9-7.
shut your whore mouth kid
I would rather have a retired Andrew Luck than any quarterback on the jags not named Gardner Minshew
>implying the Vikings aren’t set for 12 wins minimum this season
Which QB do you think has the biggest willy, lads?
Shooter: Rasm
Pillow: Owl
Target: AFC Champion
>your starting QB position is cursed to break their fucking thighbone, but you're still expected to have great talent
Nick Foles allegedly.
Top 6 AFC QBs.
1. Brady
2. Mahomes
3. Rivers
4. Big Ben
5. Watson
6. Lamar Jackson
7. Nick Foles
7. Flacco
8. Baker Mayfield
9. Dalton
9. Carr
10. Allen
10. Darnold
11. Mariota
12. Brisket
13. Rosen
Signing Cousins was a good move. Not putting an O-line in front of him was the mistake. He's not a mobile QB.
hahahahahahaha
>Flacco
The MEME
this is very close to accurate
Hoping there are some decent lineman that pop up after the preseason. I’m not liking the idea of keeping Riley “Who do I block” Reiff at LT
>7. Flacco
>8. Baker Mayfield
sup, Cowherd
hahhahahahahahhaha free rent
Blue eyes is going to be exposed as a Fitztragic. Only good as a back-up
If Cousins was a Yugioh card.
We’ve known that ever since he used to be a starter for the rams
Carson Wentz is the Dan Pastorini of 2010s football and the Eagles let their Jim Plunkett walk, twice.
That’s the thing tho, some teams exist because they have future HoFers at QB, while others have generational talent around the team. The Vikings have never been a team known for their skill in just 1 played, but their balance around the board.
>CIN:UDFA WR Damion Willis to start for A.J. Green
Good. I was almost sure they were going to shoot themselves and let him go, or at least throw him on practice squad.
Exactly. He can win as many games he loses and lose as many he wins. He's not great, not terrible.
jets?
hello Boomer
Reply to this post of pictures of Sam Bradford. Here i'll start by posting one.
Big Ben should be 3rd and mayfield should be higher...everything else im okay with
He really is a Sam Bradford isn’t he?
>you now remember Johnny Manziel
Yes, I am old enough to remember the strike of 82. That was a fun time.
You mean Johnny Football, future star HoFer of the Cleveland Browns dynasty
Who could forget Johnny Football, veteran of three football leagues, soon to be four
Is Luck a future HoFer?
*John Manziel.
He's taken control of his life, Johnny is no more.
literally never won shit, by no means will he get in the hof
no
absolutely fucking not
based Barry getting the Andrew Luck news from the cuck shed
he shouldn't even be in consideration, but I could see all those boomers who had hard ons for him before he was drafted push him though on pity.
100% a bradford user.
As much as I like the guy, no. Maybe the Colts HoF but not the NFL.
Bo Jackson is in the HoF
I still think Luck got robbed of the MVP i. 2014. The Packers only had 1 game better record with a way better team.
*College HoF
ahh yes the season where Luck threw 16 INTs
really MVP like
Why isn't he in the Hall of Fame yet?
He’s still playing
Yeah but it was a "default to Rodgers" year. Had Luck been around long enough he would have gotten his Peyton-esque automatic MVPs.
40 tds with a horrible running game, a shit tier line and a shit defense and got them to the AFC championship. That was a 2 win team without him.
Preseason is bored.
At least college football is back.
If he comes back and dominates then possibly.
Only good players end up in the HOF
Ah, yes. The unparalleled running talent of Boom Herron. I remember those days.
Why would Sage Rosenfels get voted into the HoF?
An exception should be made.
Saw a guy wearing a Vikings Rosenfels jersey today. That was weird
Got 1st pick in fantasy. Who pick?
Man, there's no way Rodgers is gay. Nope. He's always in a relationship with a woman.
I just don't buy it.
>Danica Patrick
>woman
user...
Christian McCaffrey or Alvin Kamara.
>Manica Fatdick
hahahaha erin loves twink holes only
I mean, even IF Aaron Rodgers is gay, is that really a problem in 2019? I thought we were better than that...
It explains why he likes being sacked so much
>is that really a problem in 2019
Mental health is a big problem the US is facing in 2019, yes.
it would only help him, the MSM and corporate america would suck his dick if he came out, he'd make millions more in endorsements and most football fans have been brainwashed not to judge, pic related
Are they still making white chocolate run north/south or are they letting him turn corners nowadays?
My point taken.
Remember when Nagy won coach of the year the same year Pederson embarrassed him and won the game via icing the kicker?
>your team
>rate the severity of the injuries thus far
Lions
Davis and Ragnow with ankle sprains, so not too bad at all. Kearse broke his leg but he was a backup.
luck
>Cardinals
I'm not concerned about injuries, I'm more concerned about how much we suck.
>Jackson ranked higher than both Foles and Mayfield especially
Dropped
That's a valid concern user.
He's between a shitter version of Andrew Luck to a better version of Sam Bradford.
>Seahawks
Some of the rookies are more banged up than I would like, the first round pick has basically been benched due to injury for all of camp and preseason. Besides that, nothing serious, but I am terrified about the O-line. If Fluker or Brown go down with an injury, you can stick a fork in this season because the O-line depth is still ass.
That’s not a good spot to be in
>We’ve known that ever since he used to be a starter for the Jeff Fisher Rams
Fixed that for you, also Goff had to deal with Fisher too and was shit then as well.
Goff is shit now. Not much changes
As long as Wilson can run you'll survive, he does the "meme scramble around for 10 seconds then throw a 30 yard bomb" better than anyone
What's been the worst recent draft?
2015?
Didn't say it was. Just stating the obvious.
I can’t wait until this midget gets a broken leg
Idk you would need a team of statisticians and a few weeks to get a good answer.
Still better than Wince, then again Foles is better than both of those shit QB even on short term.
I k ow you're memeing, but an exception should be made for Belichick. Hell probably be 80 when he retires and who knows how long he'll live without football holding him together
Multiple QBs were drafted this year, so I’m gonna say 2019.
Rams vai ganhar o Super Bowl. Não há necessidade de ficar chateado.
Desculpe por ter ouvido dessa maneira.
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Belye mouton ap genyen Bol la Super. Pa gen okenn bezwen yo dwe fache.
Padon ou gen pou tande li fason sa a
Rams vyhraje Super Bowl. Není třeba se rozčilovat.
Promiňte, že jste to musel slyšet takhle
قوچ سوپر باول برنده خواهد شد. بدون نیاز به ناراحت وجود دارد.
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Rams Super Bowl'u kazanacak. Üzülmene gerek yok.
Bu şekilde duymak zorunda kaldığın için üzgünüm.
Кopaнитe щe cпeчeлят Cyпep Кyпaтa. Hямa нyждa дa ce paзcтpoйвaш.
Cъжaлявaм, чe тpябвaшe дa гo чyeш пo тoзи нaчин.
All three are unironically better than Dak.
Tom Brady and Bill Belichick should unironically be in the Hall of Fame right now.
If they’re better then why is Dak getting $40 million a year guaranteed?
Will Brady win another ring before retirement?
>Bungles
Green out for a couple weeks, so nothing out of the ordinary. Jonah Williams not playing this season, so at worst it'll be as if nothing ever changed. A few more injuries to rookies that won't matter much unless all the starters get injured again. Concussions for the defense are SOP. All in all it's shaping up to be a completely ordinary year.
This draft was mostly a defensive position draft, for a QB draft then yes this one was shit.
because the cowboys got giddy at the fact their QB won a playoff game before Wentz
>moner is 18
brehs
>Rams Super Bowl'u kazanacak. Üzülmene gerek yok.
>Bu şekilde duymak zorunda kaldığın için üzgünüm.
kek, surprisingly good translation. did u use google translate or something else?
Same reason Jason Garrett is still a head coach. The organization he plays for is completely dominated by an insane billionaire who makes questionable decisions constantly.
No, but he was on his way.
His name is Tom
they have a far better team than last year, barring injuries it would be underachieving if they don't win it again
it's basically the same team plus:
>Gordon back
>jamie collins
>winovich
>N'Keal Harry
>Isaiah Wynn back
Thüme
>can post moaner now without getting B&
yeah was just shitposting through translate.
2014's draft is looking increasingly terrible in the QB department. When Derek Carr is the only QB of those big three that were taken early to still be playing for his own team as a starter is quite disturbing.
Wilson hasn't missed a single game in his career so far.
>5 feet 2 inches
HNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
Unless he's Byron Leftwich, he's not playing on a broken leg.
All you had to do was wait for luck to retire and for the Texans to continue to not draft an O line. You finally did it!
>literal midget
Nah
>Goff is shit now
Name a better QB with less than 5 years of experience.
Wentz
It only took 9 years, but here we are. No longer will the Titans be the most forgetful team in the most forgetful division in football.
mitch
>being this gay
Aaron pls go
I still have to force myself to remember the Titans. That will never change
imagine the possibilities
So where's Clowny going to get traded to?
Watson. Goff is literally a system babby who got exposed when Kupp got injured and McVay had trouble adapting because he's autistic
It's okay, I can't remember them either and I'm a fan of them.
Tim Tebow
College experience don't translate to NFL experience. Still needs to prove himself more.
Chargers for Gordon
>Luck had sat out this preseason with an ankle injury, and since 2015 he’s missed playing time due to a lacerated kidney, torn abdomen, cracked ribs, a concussion, and that severely hurt shoulder.
Jesus Christ how did he even half as long as he did? slate.com
What should the cowboys do, pay dak or zeke?
I would pay Zeke and draft a better QB
Watson did better with a worse Oline and worse defense.
Jones
Neither, because they’re clearly asking for more than they’re worth. Dump them both and pick up Gordon and some game manager QB
He was just that good. The fact that they broke him is damning evidence of the incompetence of Irsay, Grigson, and Pagano.
Trips confirm. When does Gronk come back, guys?
When his acting “career” falls through
I don't think Gordon would work well for Dallas. But then again Dallas still has a solid, if old oline. So you may just be right.
It’s either grab Gordon or hope for a diamond in the rough come roster cut downs
>petite
>fit af
>easy to throw her around like a ragdoll and fuck her as hard as possible until she screams aye papi
HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG
Post body
I guess so. I just think letting a guy who obviously carried your offense pretty much every year since he got there is not a good message to send to your team, but then again we are talking about Jerruh. Dude let Jimmy Johnson go for Barry fucking Switzer.
man of culture
They already paid the fuck out of a LB when they have two dudes asking for top-of-the-market money. I think the message has been sent.
>no English
I know you’re a beaner, but c’mon
>Rams thread has literal gays in it
makes sense
and an easier schedule. Watsons a fine QB but until we see him win big games like Goff has then the debate becomes moot. Also Watson has arguably a better receiving Corp than Goff.
this x1000
big mad. thanks for the (you)
then get out the thread already and we can fix that problem
isn't eddie hall british? also when did he get abs?
*ahem*
>RASM
>Superbowl
>Three
>fucking
>points
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAH
>RASM defense force replies to my post in under 1 minute it
WEEEEWWWWWWWWW
People not liking short Mexican girls
I'm a racist but at least I'm not a faggot like you guys
Short Mexican women is how you get ugly goblins when they’re 30
>all this shitposting & vitriol
thanks for the warm welcome back
Which is why you fuck them when they are 20
Flacco finna dab on the West
Or just don’t.
>12 years of Moner boner
fine by me
nice taste my man
Is /nfl/ also /xfl/?
Those are the dark skinned aztec genes. Mexicans with spaniard blood have normal human type features and have the ability to be attractive.
What team do you follow again?
Imagine your defense only giving up 13 points. That few points given up would probably win you the game, right? Now imagine being Wade Phillips and the defense putting together a fantastic game ONLY for your offense to put up three points. Three. Fucking. Points. You are a team literally called "the Greatest Show on Surf" and averages 40 points per game, but you can only muster up 3. In the Super Bowl. Biggest game of your life, one of the better defensive performances for a losing team in the Super Bowl and your whizkid "super coach" cannot alter the game plan for a single possession to make this game closer. You lost. I have no respect for Sean McVay. Fradulent and a bum. I feel sorry for Aaron Donald and the defense. They put them in a position to win the whole game and they could not even make a single meaningful possession count.
Jackpot trips confirm.
Go be a bitter beta somewhere else
I'm sorry stacita wouldn't have sex with you
>Old Bay and his script
Nobody cares about gets anymore because of narcissistic faggots like you. Thanks for killing Yea Forums culture, unironically
xfl should unironically be put on Yea Forums, vince mcmahon runs it anyway.
>Mexicans with spaniard blood have normal human type features and have the ability to be attractive.
aka the Castizos
nice dubs
I live in the north. We literally don’t have Mexicans, and I’m perfectly fine with that. White women are better, especially red heads
I'm still amazed Old Gay still clings to Flacco like he's one, still on the team and two, good.
You sound more bitter than him desu senpai
T-thanks
If he runs it like he does WWE, the XFL might just beat the AAF for fastest folding league.
Hey I may be shitposting, but don't confuse me for him of all people
every american football league that isn't the NFL will fold, even alternative shit like the xfl, it just can't work.
Just became a fan of an NFL team.
I have two hats and two shirts. What else should I get?
Depends, what team?
How about a girlfriend you fucking loser
Get a coat or jacket of some sort if you plan on actually attending games and chose a team worth seeing
Does he even post here still, I haven't been on Yea Forums since 2015.
y-you too
you need a jersey or two. go get your favorite player and a legend. that way you can learn some history about your team you fucking newfag
Except for the AFL, who has basically become the unflushable turd in the toilet of football. Yes, I watched this year's ArenaBowl.
Panthers
I have one (1)
Okay, thanks. I don’t have a favorite player yet, but I’ll pick one up when I figure it out.
lions ever will fix't their team?
>watching the equivalent of gym class football when it’s raining outside
Why
b-bro
What are you trying to say user
Not without Bobby Layne.
>panthers
Her face was genetically engineered to be a cock sheath
It's fun. Stupid, but fun.
0% chance until the Ford bloodline ends
>this pasta
like tears in the rain.
Whycome Matt stafford still looks 21?
Don't forget the Firestone family too. They must all die.
>favorite player
>and a legend
>is a panthers fan
Welp, one jersey it is then
This isn't pasta. I just made it. I haven't been on here in almost five years.
it should be. good job user lol
HNNNNNGGGG this x100000000
>If he runs it like he does WWE
multibillion dollar company that will put NFL out of bussiness? yeah that would be great...
I miss the Alliance of American Football
Said no one ever
Top 3 should be
1) Mahomes
2) Brady
3) Big Ben
what kind of plants are those in the background? good privacy wall
We all do my man
I liked it until it came out the founders outright lied about the financial capacity of the league. I feel sorry for investors basically being defrauded. Football equivalent of the Fyre Festival.
The issues of the Okland Raiders have been greatly exaggerated.
And I am very well treated at my job at Amazon's Fulfillment Center.
Honestly I would give up 3 1sts for Trevor Lawrence and a 2nd once cousins contract is up.
I hope cousins just tanks the last season out of decency.
But he's gonna end up a Bengal or titan or buc. Sad.
ok you got me there.
hahaha wow such a hilarious and original joke lmao epic r/funny here we come!
Literally redddit: the twitter account
Lawrence is good. I was watching that kid break records at Cartersville High. I don't even live anywhere near there, it on the other side of the state going westward, but I went almost every Friday because I heard about the legend of some long-haired kid foosball savant. So I scouted him for three years. Clemson got a great player and when he goes pro, he'll be a Sunday legend.
Ok pedo
Trevor Lawrence is going to be a Detroit Lion (ive already said this multiple times)
Stafford still has like 2 years on his contract and they aren’t going to part with the only consistent component in that offense
For anyone who thinks I'm a stalker or some bullshit, I used to scout for a DII school in south Georgia. Kid was obviously our of our league but it was awesome to watch.
>scouting for D2
Literally a paid pedophile
D2 schools have scouts?
No
Yeah they do, they can give scholarships. Wasn’t Khalil Mack a D2?
Well you're in the heart of Africa. You got any stories? Anyone we know. Or funny character issue stories about nobodies?
I remember a scout for Fresno State just telling me how much he lied to kids to get them to sign.
Where da beach at coach?
I mean any scout stories about anyone or anything. I'm interested in some. How's living on the road 90% of the year with awful hours?
Its the year of the chiefs
>inb4 1-2 in preseason
The 49ers and steelers played their starters a lot longer than we did, chiefs are going 14-2 into a bye and then btfoing the Patriots to snail into the owl and will beat the BURRS in a climactic owl
13-3 ez
>Andy Reid
>winning an Owl
You're funny.
Mutthomes will drag reids bloated corpse across the line
Seriously, is this guy okay?
He seems fine in the head, he has a helmet after all
I really wish I had great stories but the team at the time was not as good as they had been in the past. I worked under a coach named David Dean, at Valdosta State. I wasn't a real scout, I actually was just a student who was a good friend of Dean and an assistant. I really wish we won stuff of not while I was there. I worked there from around 2014-2015, which is when he went to take a job at Georgia Southern as coordinator. Sadly I graduated the year before his replacement, Kerwin Bell won the national title last year. I saw a handful of our guys go pro. One guy, if I remember his name, played corner for the Colts a few years ago. I had some stories about him.
>cowboys
Idgaf, when I heard the news of Luck I came here for the first time since the super bulb
>raidniggers
>being the Vikings
How many drugs are you on?
Why are people saying the browns and the bears are good this year?
>Raiders beating the chefs ever
honestly, i wouldn't be suprised if we lose to the raiduurs, xavier rhodes looking sus, and if last week's game was to go by we're getting a new OC, and coach.
rodgers should have gotten mvp in 2016 so it washed out for him, ryan is the real fraud
Momentum. Bears were doinked out of the playoffs and the Browns cycle has restarted so unfounded hope is once again permeating the hapless losers of Cleveland.
The bears were good last year and everyone is still there. Browns is just dumb people who think winning six games or whatever means something because usually they don't win any.
What kind of league?
I'd say Mahomes if it's not PPR.
>You now remember Marty "pull the trigger on every raidnigger" Schottenheimer pulled the trigger on every raidnigger on two different teams across two different decades
I only got one concussion in my helmet. It must be ok.
:^)
Preseason you fucking dumbshit. Nobody pulls out the deep playbook in the preseason. All this false concern is obnoxious
Why are you so smug?
So Brady played defense?
People forget that Foles when up the 29th ranked defense in the league. It wasn't some major coup of football strategy, it was a stacked offense having the luck of facing an extremely weak defense
>I just remembered that Chokeland sincerely signed Gruden for 10 YEARS and 100 MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR!!!
>Getting smoked by a literal who receiver
okay homer cunt
>10 years
I'm so livid I'm turning retarded.
Is Rodgers really even good anymore?
He's been hit by two sticks: aging and injuries. He's going to fall apart within three years at best.
Oh well yeah when you say it like that you're right it was actually nbd. Probably anyone of us could have done it.
>preseason matters
Pathetic
His career is looking eerily like luck’s now with injuries and all. He hasn’t been himself since 2014 really.
He’s battling the desire to play football with the urge to come out of the closet
never said it did, but when you get smoked by a literal who after coming back from one of your worst season in the nfl, it's a bad sign you fucking double nigger.
Run The Table Rodgers was good in 2016
>why isn’t a starter trying in the preseason
Room temperature IQ
He's on the wrong side of 35 and you don't get healthier and less injured as you get older. That and the AIDS is taking its toll.
That broken collarbone was a lot more damaging than the brain trust at Green Bay at the time let on.
>in a few more years, Brady, Big Ben, Rivers, Rodgers, Eli, and Brees will be gone
>Wilson, Mahomes, Dak, Wentz, and Goff will be the elite QB's
feels weird guys
I think honestly that was his last great season. Every year since his playing time has gotten shorter and shorter and worse and worse.
How bad is a broken collarbone? Romo's career was over after he broke it, rushed back to play, then immediately had it broke again. But there are people who are born without collarbones that seem to be perfectly fine...
>ignores the fact that rhodes played like shit last season
subhuman neanderthal
I'll agree with that
Wilson, and Mahomes are pretty much going to be the only HoFers from this decade unless Wentz stays healthy or if Cam can somehow win an owl
No hope for Mayfield and Watson?
Watson is going to be killed behind that line and Mayfield is a manlet that doesn’t have Wilson’s legs or Brees’ brain
Cam Newton shouldn't get into the HOF even if he does win a Super Bowl
>having a singular off season means he’s no longer good
Mayfield maybe. I like Watson, but I think he's going to get David Carr'd/Andrew Luck'd with that retard BoB coaching and acting as a GM no fixing up their fucking o-line.
Cam is really good actually and carried that 2015 on his back. That team wasn’t that good.
He has HoF rushing stats for a QB, but ya, overall he doesn't deserve it.
Well neither is Scam, he’s getting Luck’d as we fucking speak, and it’s only the preseason
Am I crazy for thinking that Dak would be far better if Scott Linehan wasn't there calling plays. I feel like he's stifling Prescott's innate talent by giving him a very milquetoast offense. I remember him being an incredibly dynamic player in college under Dan Mullen. They took him from being an exciting multirole player and turned him into black Smeth. A fucking game manager, Trent Dilfer with a fade. Fuck the Cowboys.
>having a singular off season means he’s no longer good
>singular
he hasn't played good since that 2nd half of the new orlean games 2years ago lmao
Is it Eli's last year?
Cam honestly probably should retire but he won’t.
Wrong, but you clearly don’t give a fuck about facts
Who cares?
It's halfway through the season and the Colts are 4-4 and Brisket is literally the 16th ranked QB based on season stats so far. Do you ride him out or take the risk on $wag Kelly?
No, but the Giants have left an out so that if he gets benched again, they have a contingency.
As a giant it is. Some crummy team will pay him big bucks though in FA. Probably Tampa.
Fold the team and sue the owners
>AIDS
Does he actually have AIDS or are you just meming?
Linehan is out. Kellen Moore is the OC now.
He’s a faggot from California, of course he has AIDS.
I mean, what would we be playing for? Jack and shit. Might as well try to turn it into a circus since we're already doing too well. I mean .500 is the worst thing you can be when you want the #1 pick.
Ride him, 8-8 might be enough to win the division.
Probably
Mariota about to dab on the Steelies
You mean Tannehill
That's right they fired him last year. Maybe Moore can fix the boring out of Dak.
what if you're 4-4 and in the lead in the division with a 2 game lead?
Its chad Kelly time
With the Jags having no real offensive identity, the Texans being the chuck it to Hopkins show, and the titans being the titans, that’s actually completely plausible.
Go for it then. I've seen Brisket play, he could close out the season. If we win the division though, we'd get fucked raw by any team with a pulse . So then that compels you to ask: "was it worth it?" If it's this season: yes. No good QB prospects coming in to replace Luck, so they need to wait until Lawrence comes into the league.
Herbert looks good
Don't judge college QB's this soon. Every year a QB that people think will go in the first sucks ass and a no name suddenly has a good season and gets hype before the draft
Put them in early 2000s explorers and put them on a freeway
>that time the Jags fell for the Bortles meme because he played well in the Fiesta Bowl against Baylor
Can't wait to see which team is retarded enough to fall for a 1 year starter who had good numbers because he was on a stacked team with an air raid offense
Titans vs stoolers thread for anyone interested
Herbert and Tua would both have the same problem: staying healthy. Tua especially. The reason why Bama got killed last year in the title game because he had a busted knee and Jalen Hurts was also too injured to play effectively. Herbert had some injuries in the beginning of his career, but he may be much healthier.
Well I honestly think based on intangibles, arm, and pocket presence, he would’ve been my top qb this year and I prefer him as a prospect over Tua too
He hasn't worked since he was drafted
Herbert had sub 60 accuracy last year too but he was playing mostly with nobodies.
>the Patrick Lavon Mahomes II dynasty
You do realize there was nothing actually wrong with the tires, right? The NHTSA even said that. The cause was actually user error, morons were overinflating their tires and they exploded predictably. That's why we now have those useless fucking tire pressure monitor sensors that are ALWAYS breaking on our newer cars.
How the fuck is he so good when he played in a fucking air raid offense in college? Is reid really that good of a tutor?
It was all alex smeth
>Wrong, but you clearly don’t give a fuck about facts
yeah, the fact that he gave up 2 TD's to michael thomas in the 2017 play offs, and got cucked so hard the next game he got injured, and hasn't been the same since. this is why the vikings will never win shit, because we have retarded fans like you who will defend shit players until they have no trade value.
When he lost Royce Freeman as his main RB, there was a substantial decline in his offensive output. They guy could catch and run and was basically a safety net.
Reid is a pretty good QB coach despite his weight.
Alex Smith probably would be a HoFer if he wasn’t so terribly managed in SF and his defenses didn’t constantly shit the bed in the playoffs.
Discord link plz
>ARZ:Hakeem Butler (finger, IR) out for season
What did he do tear the motherfucker off?
Andy Reid, if nothing else, has been a great OC for almost 20 years now. The man is a mastermind of offensive schemes.
Those stats on a team that was expected to be awful outside of Herbert is pretty telling that he might be a star. But people thought Hackenburg was the next Luck too.
>NFL rigs Rasms into the Owl cause of muh precious LA market
>Cucked everyone else out if a Brees vs Brady/Mahomes Owl
>3 fucking points
>Lowest watched owl in over a decade
>Had a net negative effect on the LA market
Was it worth it?
95010051
Damn you’re seething AND braindead. No more (You)s from me
He sucked in camp so they’re stashing him on IR
Just drafted 10th in a 10 team league where half the owners are women. One of them selected AB 5th overall(LMAO) so I was able to get two top 3 players at their position even though I picked last. They all drafted multiple QBs and drafted them way too early.
Should be an easy $650 for me
The man did wonders for Donovan McNabb.
Not this retard again. You drafted like shit and won’t place too 5
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@schadjoe
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Some Miami Dolphins 2019 dead cap numbers (
@spotrac
) Ryan Tannehill $18.4 million, Ndamukong Suh $13.1 million, T.J. McDonald $4.6 million, Andre Branch $2 million, Josh Sitton $2 million, Robert Quinn $1.1 million
mike tannenbaum did a great job
Vick too, Vick was an crappy qb outside of his running abilities. Didn’t he tutor Favre too?
Andy Reid CAN coach deep into the playoffs!
Believe whatever makes you feel comfortable, blind trust.
>there are teams actually planning to tank for an Alabama QB
Lmao can't wait
I have the best bench in my entire league. Depth for days with starting caliber players top to bottom. My only weakness is QB which can easily be replaced but im certain Carr will be a top 10 QB this season.
That makes a lot more sense lol
i thought everyone wants justin herbert
He even worded the post the exact same way
There is a general for fantasy
No, most are thinking Tua will be 1st overall, despite playing for Alabama and being injury prone.
>He even worded the post the exact same way
Do you understand how copy and paste works retard?
not anymore
Does Mariota get benched before Eli?
>best bench
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Yes. Back in Philly he would plug in backups and make them look like legit starters all the time too. Jeff Garcia, AJ Feely, Kevin Kolb, Vick, etc... Every other year there would be a QB controversy in Philly because Reid could make anyone look almost as good as McNabb.
Yes, Eli will not be benched again as long as he plays in NY
Show me a single 10 man league team that has a better bench
Stop talking about the vicucks holy shit seriously
No
This. They’re a 9-7 at best
they performed quite poorly in several areas against the tahds
why did miami hire him after he shit the bed with the jets?
Their fans are the Chris Chan of nfl fanbases.
>tahds
Did he stutter?
Miami doesn’t care about winning
Your mom did with a mouthful of my cum
>Their fans are the Chris Chan of nfl fanbases.
thats the eagles
Culture change
38-7
Are Raiders fans gypsies of the nfl?
>most fans aren’t even from where they play
>loads of criminals
>dress strangely
found the packers fan
saquon barkley
Make me pussy
They’re niggers and spics. Literal criminals. Their mascot is just gangsters
EDP doesn't represent the eagles fanbase as a whole, he can make an incoherent sentence without having a mouthful of horeshit.
Bears fan :>)
and? still doesn't deny the fact that your fanbase is a fucking shithole and the #1 fan is literally chris chan lite
HOL UP
>EDP doesn’t represent the eagles fanbase as a whole
Yes he does
>and?
Seethe harder. Nice rings by the way- oh wait AAHAHAHAHAH
BILLS MAFIA
If anything EDP is more coherent and less violent than your average subhuman eagles fan
Dude nobody wants a rivalry with you. Worry about yourself
The vicucks NEED someone to hate to avoid channeling their anger inwards. They literally view the eagles as a rival over 1 game LMAO
Isn’t the vikings main rival the packers?
You need to be capable of beating someone for them to be a rival. Vicucks haven’t beaten Rodgers in years
why is everyone wet?
>implying i'm a viqueens fan
i'm not starting shit though, i'm just pointing out the shitty eagles fanbase
Viqueers tears raining down
Must be a foreskins fan
I ran into some of these people in Tennessee. I was at a hotel with my gf and we went to the outdoor fire pit one night to hang out. They were like “hey where you from” and we said philly and they were like “oh you’re the enemy” and we’re all salty and shit. This was like two months ago. We got along fine but bro it was just a game.
>m-must be this team
i'm a chiefs fan you fucking shitter
Lying pathetic Vikings fan.
Fuck off pucker fan
I know, just wanted to bring up eagles fans eating feces
Didn’t one of their fans eat a poisonous slug and fucking die? Or was that soccer in Britain?
>n-no you're a viqueens fan, or else this goes against my shitpost!
you take your meds yet bud?
That was just some unfortunate lad in australia at a party.
>38-7
>5-24
>8-7-1
>0-4
>eagles
>soccer
easy to confuse one fag for another
Stay mad vikings fan.
:^)
god the titans fucking suck
You're Colin Kaepernick.
You haven't played for the NFL in years, based on a vendetta that your so claimed starter based Talent is being stiffed, and thus refuse to come back to the league as a backup Quarterback.
You were sitting on your couch when the Colts announce former NFL quarterback Andrew Luck has officially retired. A few weeks out of the start of the NFL season, how do you convince owner Jim Isray, you're primed and ready to start.
They’re the definition of a 7 win team
>vikings gave us a superbowl title
kek, implying i would ever be mad about that
Buy him a guitar from some dadrock band.
Sit him down with my publicist, my agent, and the leader of the Indianapolis chapter of BLM and give him a two hour long presentation about racial injustice and wealth inequality in the US. At the end of which he'll be tested on his comprehension. Then we'll have our lawyers work out how much money I'll be getting as well as how much will be donated to black charities by Irsay and the colts in my name. If he can't meet my expectations I don't play.
>vicucks are THIS triggered
How does one live knowing that they’re the most predictable fanbase
38-7
The Cowboys are literally winning the NFC
No that would falcons fans but they’re not as common.
>28-3
Makes them absolutely fucking rabid
Fuck off, idiot.
Falcons at least have a taste of glory. The fuck have the vikangz done in the last 40 years?
Pissing off the puckers
They will however win the division though. You cannot deny that.
>packers have two owls in 15 years
Yeah sure are pissing them off
make playoffs more times than the Falcons.
That’s because they’re in the AFCS of the NFC.
cant wait for you to be bootyblasted all season
>this is an achievement to viqueers fans
Depends on the eagles. Giants and Redskins would need a miracle.
Shut up vicuck
Triggered
Anyone see that shitty camera for steelers/titans? All Sunday games wont have that right? right?
I'm clearly not a Vikings fan
>13 year old nephew and sister in law go to redskins vs eagles game
>get harrased by iggles fans and have to leave early
WHY ARE THEY SO MEAN!
Remember how once every four years or so that the NFCE turns into a murderer's row of a division, then immediately reverts back to a chucklefuck division of pillow fight bed shitters?
I remember when the eagles allowed 64 points in 2 weeks.
>#1 fan is literally chris chan lite
>#1 fan
>not even from Philly
They're Eagles fans. It's a law in Philadelphia that all teams there must have horrid fans, with the obvious exception of Temple University, who have no fans.
That was funny too. They gave up 32 points in back to back games if I remember that right.
He's seen more Eagles SB wins in person than you have your entire life.
That makes him more of a fan than you.
Something like that. Shit was hilarious.
Hes gonna be a Titan bro. And he'll bust too.
How many rings would Belichick have if he had Bortles as his QB?
Mia Khalifa never even as much as stepped a foot on Florida State's campus as a student, yet her face is the first thing that people associate with FSU. EDP has become so recognizable as an Eagles fan that he transcends location. He stole the show, now he is the show.
Reminder that the vicucks ceiling is 6 wins
Eagles were exposed hard in the preseason once again this year. Also the *It's only preseason* excuse was used last year and they went from owl winners to a 9-7 team that only made it into the wildcard because BDN bailed them out, and with the help of the Burrs beating the Vikcucks. Any loss game in the BDN return at all or if the Vikcucks had one any of those 3 games would of been an elimination for the Eagles.
I admit I actually felt good seeing him smile. Too bad it lasted all of 6 months before he was back to being pissed about everything.
wanna bet 420 dollars on this? i say they go at least 9-7
That’s because you’re a a delusional homer faggot. Kys, and I mean that
If Kap really wanted to play, he'd tell everyone he's willing to play as a backup on a vet minimum or whatever contract. He doesn't want to play, he makes more money and takes less punishment as a martyr.
nigga im a chiefs fan holy fuck.Their cieling isn't 6, bet money on it fag.
Well for the record, he like most Igglef ans thought the years of non stop mediocrity and mockery of the franchise would end there...and then 2018 season happened and basically one more season away for the return of Orson postings.
Vikes chad here
What’s going on? We living in Yea Forums‘s head rent free again?
>tfw haven’t won a playoff in over a year and we’re still being talked about
BASED AS FUCK
>defending the vicucks
>”I-I’m not a fan, sweat!!”
God you fags are embarrassing
And the cowboys have a bum for a QB and run heavy offense in 2019. Their defense relies on a glass bones LB and their head coach is a ventriloquists dummy.
Was McNabb the fatest QB ever?
at least Dak plays, while carson INTZ is a injury prone little white bitch hahahahha.
Shut up vicuck, teams with rings are talking here
Very mature nigger.
That bum has a better record than Wentz still to this day. And just makes it worse that even with a elite o-line, they still got outperformed by the bum's team because Wentz has Luck syndrome and has it hard.
who the fuck is even talking about the vicucks, are you autistic?
>celebrating not winning a playoff game
You don't have much to celebrate but come on
38-7 little cuck boy
t. seething vicuck fan
Cuckson wince
>Luck syndrome
That’s the best part though, didn’t win shit and still lives in ya head rent free.
Correction. Cuckson Wince is a injury prone little ginger bitch who shits on his supposedly elite team every single year. Would it just be better for the Iggles just tank this year and get a real QB in the next draft or two?
probably a vicucks fan, pretending to be a retarded shitgles fan, idk. this is kinda pathetic.
I'm a Giants fan and I think Dak is severely underrated. He consistently performs at a high level in the 4th quarter.
>not winning is good because it makes anonymous posters mad on a mongolian basket weaving forum
Way to rationalize sucking
Don’t ever fucking reply to my posts again
Yeah but his best pass is a handoff to Zeke. And Wentz has been injured, you are right. So either playing injured has temporarily hindered him and he'll be back to MVP form eventually or he's Luck 2.0 and he'll never reach his potential. It's either one or the other. Cowboys need to hope it's the latter.
>still letting the Vikings live in your head rent free
But he does, and now Luck is gone. That curse will now apply to him, and will apply to him really fucking hard as he's already collapsing faster than even Luck did. Also there's the part that even with Luck's problems, he at least got his team to the AFC championship one year despite the incoming blowout by the Patriots. Meanwhile Wentz has yet to play in a playoff game, let alone complete a season fully healthy.
lmao seething little minnesomalia or you a filthy nigger iggles fan?
I just did
Well hopely for the Eagles sake they get their own Daniel jJones of a backup down the line in a future draft since with Luck retiring should net at least a warning on what could happen down the line.
Dak was very explosive and brilliant in college, he has been utterly hamstrung by Scott Linehan for a long while. Now he has a new coordinator, let's see if they fix him.
This season will be the answer to the Wentz story on what it is, and if it's the former, then the eagles will be the next Colts and be stuck with him for half a decade with nothing but absolute regrets of letting Nick go... especially if Nick now gets the Jags into the playoffs since the rest of that division is imploding hard.
You can say the same for Wentz with Ertz
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NEW
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GO RAMS
No you can't
Yeah, if he gets hurt again this year there's going to be tons of salt.
Um yeah, Wentz 90 percent of his passes are to Ertz and sometimes to Jeffery/Agholor if their open by way more.
There already is from Eagles fans who prefer Foles over to Wentz, and seeing them being right will cause that fanbase to go in to full saltmine mode for decades.
Those are still passes user.
Probably yeah.
No Russell probably was
>Their defense relies on a glass bones LB
Neither Leighton vander esch nor jaylon Smith is glass boned, faggot