>Mark Chapman presents highlights of Sunday’s two mouthwatering fixtures from the Premier League. Reigning champions Manchester City are the first side in action on Sunday afternoon, with Pep Guardiola’s side making the long trip to the south coast to face AFC Bournemouth. Tottenham Hotspur – the side that saw off City in last season’s Champions League quarter-final – are also in action, taking on a Newcastle United side who will be desperate to start the season well under new boss Steve Bruce. There is also a round-up of the goals from Saturday’s top-flight games.
Apparently Wolves v Burnley never happened. Top strikers Alan Shearer and Peter Crouch are your """expert pundits""".
>city beating up mememouth bending over for them yet again because eddie howe wants pep's cock in his mouth >interesting
Robert Green
Spuds getting dry-ducked by relegation contenders is surprising and funny
Michael Morgan
Moura is a nigger.
Adam Kelly
insightful comment
Charles Jones
>because eddie howe wants pep's cock in his mouth projecting much
Easton Morgan
he intentionally puts out shit teams so he can get raped
Samuel Baker
>why is a relegation candidate that is managed by a guy hated by the fans beating CL finalists and title challengers 1-0 before a regulation 3-1 win by City and a semen slurping 1-1 which only meme worthy is Dyche moaning about refs, var or FA rules instead of his team not concentrating until the final whistle
Kayden Wright
Did anyone see that pathetic article complaining about Lineker's bald jokes? It was posted on Yea Forums earlier
Obviously the writer was a faggot left, but he was pretty spot on about how shit punditry on TV is
Owen Hill
Link my bitch up
Cooper Kelly
Regulation or not 4 goals is better than 1, and city are a more relevant team than spurs or newcastle
Hudson Butler
Shearer is unsettled and nervous
He fears the Crouch
Xavier Hernandez
>I'm being intentionally stupid on purpose: the post
Adam Johnson
That foul on Kane is a pen, completely wipes him out, end of story.
Ryan Lewis
Cuck fetish innit
Elijah Campbell
Fuck VAR
Carter Bell
He's quick, he's fast and he's got pace.
Bentley Gutierrez
I just wanted to watch my team first, fuck motd for putting a 1-0 before it
Your question was just a repeat of everything he just said. Bald Geordie cunt
Ryder Perez
Jacobin restoration when
Lucas Perry
Is finnbro here?
I need to know how to pronounce Pukki properly
Jace White
Like the pies.
Christopher Campbell
Haha.
Juan Brown
Pukk-eh
Love me pies an all
Oliver Parker
>People who post racist abuse on social media "hide behind fake identities", said Manchester United manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer after striker Marcus Rashford was targeted.
Nolan Hill
>the sooner you score, the better you feel
expert insight
Brandon Reed
OGS can suck his mum
Brian from Dagenham
Adrian Butler
Absolutely thundercunted that in
Eli Richardson
I'm so sweaty.
Jacob Evans
Me too. Just had a cup of tea and think it was a poor choice.
Brandon Kelly
>What do you do in your spare time user? >I run a Palace fanzine
Based 2good2bad
Luis Rodriguez
Nope, it was a dive.
Luis Ortiz
Does tea keep you up at night?
Matthew Gomez
How long till it's up on iPlayer? I want to see crouchy
Nathaniel Adams
They actually said at end of programme itd be up at midnight
Gavin Russell
Cools you down innit
Jack Nguyen
If you're hot, drink hot liquid, not cold. If you drink hot liquid, your body temperature goes up temporarily and makes your body sweat, which cools you down. Due to it being temp, your body sweats more so you're kept cool even after the heat of the tea is gone. Have cold drinks if you want one, or an ice lolly or whatever. But it won't cool you down as much as a hot drink.
Clever lad here understanding basic human systems. Goodo.
This is why in 5 years time, UK will have internet licenses to access anything, all info will be logged and stored and be used to lock you up for 'hate speech'. Nobody will say anything. Nobody will do anything. It'll be quietly accepted, mumbled about over the dinner table and people will give it. The world will laugh at us even more.
Sebastian Diaz
Pretty sure most of the twitter racists are pakis from the middle east and India
Cameron Lewis
I remember when Arsenal's official IG account did one of those gay rainbow logo stunts and the Arabs were going fucking ballistic at it. lmao