Goals that made you wet

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ronaldinho vs england wc 2002

Is that Charlie Adam

yes

there are none because I'm not a fucking faggot, faggot

That watford one by deeney against leicester in the play offs if anyone has it

What a fag.

streamable.com/g18m6

>cuts left
The new Arjen Robben?

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fresh out of the oven
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youtu.be/4DLW-6BFHl8
Probably the most kino goal ever after NON CI CREDO

Why is it always bundesliga with the autismo goals

>Subs and coaches one the pitch
Var rules......no goal

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thank god i haven't had any noise complaints because of this one

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legendary

Mexican fans are absolute trash and FIFA/CONCACAF won't do anything because they're by far the biggest income source in the region

damn... sexy

A recent one. Need to make a webm.

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for me its gemmel against the dutch in 78

it said goals on the OP so hockey counts

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Hockeys for fags

hockey is manlier than any fag sport you watch

I laughed hard for about a minute at the absurdity of this one.

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The laughs were hard enough to unironically produce tears of joy. Also,
>Fiberglass's reaction
Every time.

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Faggot sport popular in a gay faggot utopia like canacuck won't surprise anyone

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Friendly reminder that this did not win the Puskas

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sorry for a yt video. i'm lurking on a cellphone

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>copa america 2004 in Peru
>final game Brazil vs Argentina
>Argentina winning by 2-1 and they will finally win something since 1993
>last ball of the match
>baseado Adriano scores and the referee ends the game
>era penal shootout to decide who is the champion
>Brazil wins

toxic m*chos

Incredible game desu.

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Can someone explain what happened here? I've looked at it over and over and can't tell who did what wrong.

The side ref signals offside, so the striker gets (second) yellow for kicking after the whistle.
It also looks like he wasn't even actually offside.

top lmao

can anyone make a webm out of this?
youtube.com/watch?v=VdmpjEF2Zlk

>subbing perro off straight after he scores

big boy match fixing

what season is this

The Russian Ronaldinho

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Was this an important game of they just really happy they beat bayern?

Google tells me it was the cup final in 2018.

>jumps straight into the crowd

fucking based

Still cant believe the balls on this lad to even attempt it, anyone got a webm of this though?

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It was beating buyern in a really important game

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Based Bielsa
twitter.com/LUFC_Goals/status/1165274314398040066

no matter how many time I see this I'm always baffled by that defence.

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2018 pokal final

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How is it for fags?

Well for one it's skating, one of the faggiest things in the world.

youtube.com/watch?v=-NpR6jO2pi0

That match was refballed anyway, Bayern should have gotten a penalty and one goal happened after a handball.
But fuck it, EUROPAPOKAL

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It's 10x funnier with audio, the turk commentator screams so loud into the mic it makes it crackle: youtube.com/watch?v=WuFL4SWropo

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Cup final of 2017/18 enabling them to play in the EL

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Has someone posted the goal of Marcelo Diaz against Karlsruhe in 2015 yet?

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UTV

Kek

Why? Who could've predicted that the 20 year old fullback is gonna try a fucking cheeky quick corner in the 80th minute of a Champions League semi-final against a top 3 team in the world?

This is the most overrated goal of all time next to Rooney shinning it vs City

I feel safe in saying that you aren't capable of kicking a ball.

came to post this, absolute stunner

wait what
the fuck happened to the goalkeeper?

I can't tell if you're joking or not. Why are you on Yea Forums if you don't even watch Champions League finals?

>UTV
don't fucking post it

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I was waiting for the webm the whole night. Thanks user

I just love how Barca's immediate reaction (OK, a lot of players do this but still) is to just put their hands up and cry to the ref
>wahh they kicked the ball when we weren't ready
>wahhh these aren't la liga rules where opposing players get sent off for touching us
>wahhhhhhhh why can't i be playing against lel liga-tier teams

>ynwa
At least they can win their league

>why
because barcelona is full of experienced players with tons of trophies and they're standing around like shell shocked teenagers

Why are Mexican fans such worthless niggers? No other nation behaves like this, sudaca or otherwise. Such a despicable race of people.

They're standing around like a bunch of players who are still deciding the best way to defend a corner that's coming in about a minute's time. Same way the Liverpool players are standing around like a bunch of players still deciding the best way to attack from a corner in about a minute's time. Look at Shaqiri. He's the one who's meant to be taking the corner and he isn't even aware that it's been taken.

Hate Liverpool but probably hate Barca more.

LOve it!

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Underrated

>calling for offside on a corner

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>

anyone has the seedorf in rm vs atletico?

>Pep taking a sip from his bottle
>"i'm sure a genius playing Messi in this team"

What every white girl wants

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lmoa

I just came

Came here to post this.

Incoming dump of some of my favorite goals

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Why has the GK come up for a corner at the 89th min with 5 min of extra time?

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delet

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Based

Full play of glorious Liverpool's destruction of Uefalona

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poetical

Some serious prescence of mind to lob there, right after the spinning shit

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One of the most based Real Madrid squads ever too

shooting the ball after the referee whistled. doesn't absolutely justify the goalkeeper reaction, it was a very soft kick..

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because they're already at 90+5?

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Can someone pls make this into a webm?
it won't let me and can't compress it atm

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Ironically enough, Mexicans have the craziest of conspiracies to justify their incompetence at footy.
One of them that was pretty popular a decade ago was the FIFA conspiracy against Mexico to protect South American transfer markets. Meaning that if the "true greatness" of the Mexican players was unleashed, it would collapse the "inflated" prices of South America.

No celebration has had more pathos than Grosso's.

I now remember Joe Cole and Canada's own Owen Hargreaves

Fuck Larry Bird
Bitch ass nigga

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idk how to webbum or find a better quality clip but at 2:03 in this ozil did an outside of foot cross to a cristiano header that you barely see like once every couple years

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This is one of my favourite goals, just right amount of smug south american skills showing off.

fugg

The best. Fuck Chicanos.

Why does Robben look 80 years old all the time?

I've seen better defense in MLS desu

So clever

Best goal, best celebration

That's because it's dreadful, fearful, pathetic defending. Two footed tackles all day long would snuff Messi.

Mexicans & alcohol are not a good mix. Dudes become alcoholics in High School

Based black brotherhood

Better than synthetic opioids

One of few based moments of shitpool

Wait, they told me he couldn't dribble

Immortality is a bitch

Underrated.

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wew

wtf is this. please explain

phew, that was close, but no goal

lmao they are so slow. USWNT would beat them

sure can. what timestamp

The game in those days was far tougher. USWNT would claim they were raped if they were handled the way these men dealt with one another.

They wouldn't be able to kick the ball to start with

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True but this D-man #2 is hilarious.
>jogging towards the forward with the ball
>jogging back

new rule

The state of Phil Neville falling over and Fat Frank trying to jog back

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The most kino goal of the CL tbqh.

gerrard wouldn't just jog back like that

youtu.be/jswYdzqNAGg
shouldve won puskas

>a pole LARPing as a race he hates
weird world

based Roberto Carlos penalty poster.

free kick*

GOAT assist from Busquets

Ctrl f, no gourcuff you guys are fucking retarded, the goat stylish goal outside of the boot toe poke

Habib es

based

>soccer

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True

Hockey is and always has been a sport for mutt goblins hence why canadians and americans love it

>for mutt goblins
care to explain? look at baseball and soccer

youtube.com/watch?v=aOqGMCWdRMc

Baseball is an american invention so it's shit and football is global so it's not its fault that it touches every corner of the globe but the rules of the game was invented by the rulers of this planet

Triffic effort, referee.

they call my penis ronaldinho because it lobs semen from 40 yards xD

Based

What does Messi have against the Basque people to punish them like this??

Love this goal. He looks to pass it 3 times before finding himself squeezing through 2 defenders and bearing down on goal.

Well if it cleared VAR, then it's a goal.

Thanks leafbro, but could you make it from 0:03 to 1:03 pls?
Even if it loses quality, it's worth it to see the whole play.

based and redpilled

Based CaribiChads showing disgusting Meximonkeys

Frangasso

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made 10 years worth of wages just off this goal

>no Pavard
Welp time to fix this thread

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We still beat them

look at Del Piero in the back from 0.16 on lel

Was this taken from a documentary? I don't remember these camera angles during the match. Not to mention the framerate looks so fucking smooth, almost like it's superimposed.

If we're talking "orgasmic" goals, nothing can match this one.

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why is the net empty? Why are they celebrating an empty net goal which takes no skill whatsoever?

We used to be very delusional but now we know we are just shit at this sport and that won't change

The game was murderball back then.

fuck roberto carlos, fuck zlatan, fuck all the bicycle kicks, this is the impossible goal. so underrated

CRYING QT

from one hockeyfag to another, stop shitting up this thread and giving /hoc/ a bad name

I can. I will post in on /wsg/ though. higher size limit then just link it here if you want

pretty much this tbqhfmll

Nah fuck soccerfags

Hockey fucking sucks

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The fabled quadruple cut inside.

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travel

>96th minute in the cup final
>Unterhund winning said cup and going to EL
I really wonder why they're celebrating that victory

(You)

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>americans

kek that smile. everytime

based desu

kind of a reverse situation, the fact that it wasn't a goal made my pusi wet

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ref here.

>the linesman's positioning

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>offside

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show boipussi

lmao keeper dressed like hes just got out of the coal mine and on the way to the boozer

youtube.com/watch?v=e6eOj9f8hhg

>jogging, way behind the line
>flag basically rolled up, on the OUTSIDE of his body
>ball watching

And this was the World Cup? Fuck.

I forgot

>literally on the fucking pitch

Please don't talk about sports that you don't understand.

>no one has posted this yet
plebs
youtube.com/watch?v=aOqGMCWdRMc

FIFA says I'm literally certified to talk about it.

Pipe down, fatty. Nobody cares about your pretend football stuff.

man i wish that was me (the VAR)
i want to work as a VAR man just to see reactions like this

if he keeps cutting inside can he find himself cutting outside? there must be a stopping point in his internal self where he cannot keep cutting anymore and go in the opposite direction.

meh the D-man slipped.
that's on him

he is probably still wondering how the hell that happened. what a lucky spin.

holy fuck

Love how Jordi thinks "Oh, he's gonna take it quick" then gets lulled back to sleep

Alexandro, pls.

not even into BBC but this made me wet

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delete this

wtf is this? i watched for 40 seconds and closed it. so boring. are they going to score or it is looped?

wtf is this faggoty celebration? why is he running away from his team mates? it was a team effort and he is dodging them now. literal manchild.

Good goal, but wtf was the keeper doing

Ultrabased

Nani is so unlikable

what bad name, you rat?
soccer fags are acting uppity itt.
we didnt start that. this is a thread for every sport. fuck them and fuck you.

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why does the brazilian league have so many meme goals like this
every highlight i see it's like the globetrotters are playing and all the defenders and keeper are just in on the act

based

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statistically one of you will get shot tomorrow. good luck.

>tfw not even mad anymore

feelsgoodman.exe

he fell over because messi changed direction so fast and he got his legs in a tangle rather than actually losing his footing

im fucking howling over here in the back of my lecture classroom

tolisso celebration is cute

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People who say shit like 'hurr defender fucked up' have no concept of what it's like to have an attacker put the fear in a defender. Messi can do shit that looks simple and go straight past a defender purely because the defender knows what Messi can do and can't prepare for all possibilities properly.

oh yeah. I remember I was in my car listening to the game on the radio... the commentator screamed like a fucking pig on this I thought I'd have a car accident. That was amazing though, the memory is very very clear... It was incredibly based

Boateng was never the same after that

kino at its finest

he wanted to celebrate with the whole squad

statistically you are a gypsy who needs to stfu