Barcelona vs Real Betis Thread

>muh dembele is good enough for a team fighting to win the champions league xd meme
Shut the fuck up, he is Manchester United tier

Bong equals hour, and bings are minutes no?

Apparently he is included in the latest offer for Nerman, which would ideal considering his glass legs.
Correct

Barcelona are surely bringing someone in even if it’s not Neymar right? Letting Coutinho leave and depending on Dumbele to stay fit is retarded

I have a good feeling about this match lads

Don't worry lad Ansu Fati is the ultimate Ngubu

who is supposed to score the goals here?

does based JOAQUIN still play for betis

Ter Stegen

Yes

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cancer

there will be no deal with barca for neymar. unless they pay 300 millions

Recent reports say 200m+ or a loan with an obligation is the most likely. PSG are wanting Semedo if a player trade is to be made but Barca dont want to get rid of him.

PSG will surely enjoy having Nerman partying day in day out on their payroll then.

Vitolo goal 1-0 against Leganes

Nice flick from Felix, he seems to be the real deal. How was he overall in the match?

Is Messi upset that Barcelona signed le cringe dancing man? Is that why he ain't playing?

reports are bogus. psg doesn't want to make a favour to barca

shit, one of the worst atleti players on the pitch

Pretty meh overall, thought he was gonna flop and be le overpaid zoomer but just from watching him so far, I am happy to be wrong. He could blossom to be a pretty damn good player
Injury isnt fully healed. He was back in group training 2 days ago didn't train with the team yesterday. Looks like he will be back by next game. I hope.
Agreed but its all we can go off atm. Hopefully something favourable for both teams happens and happens soon since the story is dragging on and its doing my tits in.

Hows Pedraza doing? I liked him at Leeds.

psg wants to send neymar to real instead. to hurt their transfer balance and prevent them from snathcing mbappé next year

>Based BeIN Sports while living in PA

Oh fuck, I didn't even think about it like that. 5d chess.

thats devilish

>Perez
The absolute stadt

Because he's the last relevant product of La Masia, which embodies Barça's philosophy

>no goat
cringe

It's not really true, though
Real Madrid hasn't come close to a serious offer, while Barcelona has been trying repeatedly to get Neymar through the whole transfer window. Offers of a direct transfer, a loan with obligation to pay, a loan + players, etc

at least muh boy Joe di Alba will start

Why isn't Griezman wearing #7?

is this going to be a snoozefest?
stream anyway:
streams.notahoneypot.me/

Fuck Jordi Alba, fuck Firpo. Both are utter shite and I cant wait till MESSI is back so I dont have to put up with this retarded team.

Why is Borja "the best 9 in the league" Iglesias not playing?

Because Poothino kept it and left 1 week later
Now it would be an asshole moov to give Griezmann the #7 because people have bought the #17 shirt

Injured

I rate Fekir
Might watch the game just for him desu

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Wow.

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they should give him 10

>because people have bought the #17 shirt
Barcelona supporters buying Greaseman shirt? I don't think so.

Honestly, they're both pretty meh

Are they told what to say or do they actually keep with, and know a lot about, footy?

The blonde does all their YT stuff like vlogs and preseason tour content but she is a bit on the slow side. Not too sure about the other.

Do any of you Barca fans get bored of the system you play? And knowing it's never going to change? No new coach will come in and change anything because of muh philosophy, that's why they hire plebs they can boss around

If you want Yank Bein sports : hdstreams.club/hd/ch4.php

While you douche bags enjoying the game the amazon rainforest is getting fried.

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>Umtiti - Fekir hugging
Feels weird man

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>w..we don't need neymar!
>Only one forward fit
>No sub forwards

customers then

Neymar is done lad

Lmao Messi wearing his entire kid when he can't play. Literal autism

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If Barca lose this will Valverde get the sack finally?

should he wear only half? or a quarter?

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No.

no one says they don't need Neymar
But spending like 200 million for him is insane

Never at this point. Just another waste of a season incoming

He should've got sacked at the end of the season or after CL defeat. They will probably let him ride out the season once again.

Don't ask me, I'm not a scientist

Is Fekir really that shit now?

you're still gay

never been the same since his knee injury.

>Alba
>Barca

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Shame

>de mong

This is much better than the Bilbao game

This barca attack is toothless without someone like Kevin prince Boateng

Lads i think rafinha is actually good

>Valverde is such a beta ass coward he will NEVER start de Jong and Arthur together. Unless he has no choice.
How can you be such a numale?

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should i tune in then?

barca is overcompensating

He was pretty good in Bayern desu

Me everytime I think of Barca

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Its quicker than any of the prem games played today

not so hard to accomplish

>no messi
fuck this

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my life when he retires

FEKIR

GOOOOL FEKIR

>farca

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BETTY ON THE BETTIS! BETTY ON THE BETTIS! BETTY ON THE BETTIS! BETTY ON THE BETTIS! BETTY ON THE BETTIS! BETTY ON THE BETTIS! BETTY ON THE BETTIS!

btfo

HAHAHAHHA FAGGOTS

(vous)

rofl

Barca are finished when Messi retires.

lol

>you

JUST

Are you faggots on the stadium? I'm watching this shit live

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>Atletico winning the league

lmao

FARCA
>FARCA
FARCA
>FARCA
FARCA
>FARCA
FARCA
>FARCA
FARCA
>FARCA

>ter stegen

Come on, this isn't funny anymore

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APOLOGIZE

Barca are fucked without MESSI

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kek

nice

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>FARCELONA
>FARCELONA
>FARCELONA
>FARCELONA
>FARCELONA
>FARCELONA
>FARCELONA

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how about now? still worth tuning in or am i just going to be in for valverdeball?

Ray Hudson is quite honestly the most fucking annoying commentator.

>Sergio fucking Busquets is still a Barcelona starter

this is what you get

I guess Atletico is really winning this shit.

would love betis to take something away from this, but they wont withstand the pressure.

good enough for leliga

Thanks senpai

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>

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I wonder how Griezmann would react.

What is Greeceman thinking right now lads

lmao at everyone who said Messi is a barcelona baby, when in reality it's barcelona that is a messi baby

relegation when?

They will win.

god i wish

Anti messifags
Explain yourselves how messi gets carried

probably same way Coutinho did when he left Liverpool only for them to win UCL

Valverde is a fraud hack

someone screencap the table pls

>Farca

OH NO NO NO NO

Wew

Based

How did all the big clubs sleep on Fekir?

his boyfriend puling back on his hair while hes fucking him in the ass

I am watching this on Unibet. They only have a 10 second delay from real arena.

that dude is a fucking mimbo

>Messi out for 2 weeks and these cunts couldn't score in a brothel

they should have gone all out for Nerman 2bh

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Just saw based Guardado is on the pitch. This shit looks ogre for Barca desu

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>sign griezmeme
>still complete fucking shit unless Messi plays
Fucking sad he should've won the CL last season and left for a better run club

>But spending like 200 million for him is insane
why is it insane m8? they literally sold him for more than that

Messi will never leave, he owes his life to Barcelona.

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the opposite is true

this

>tsu leaves Madrid
>still top table
>el autista out for 2 games
>they get relegated

The debate is over friends

pikek

safe to say he already paid his debts

>Betis signed Fekir for £20m
>we’re sticking with Lingard

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23' played... nice overreactions
Barca will score 3 or 4

you're a tier 3 club nowadays lmao

>No Messi
they will score exactly 0

Damn 20M is a lot thought

they bought Griezman and De Jong this same Window, and they spent that Neymar money on Coutinho and Dembele who they still own

Messi has to sit watching this shit in his Barca kit while a bunch of kids play in front of him.

Are Barca gonna buy a forward, assuming nerman doesn't join?

Cause ideally they need more than 4 for 3 spaces

physically cringing right now

Barca will be the next man u without medicine man midget

United would have to pay £70m though

Lingard is one for the future.

20 is nothing nowadays

Betis are a good team, bro

they shan't, they keep passing in the opponents box without results

Why did they let Coutinho go?

Lingard will come good

Hans please
The 27yo promise?

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face it, you're getting exposed

Who will score tho? Griezmann is a fraud. Carles is probably under too much pressure. Rafinha will break a leg before half.

They finished 10th last season.

*leaves for a better team*

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It's the trash unis boys. Cursed.

oh user....

Backing on nerman joining and get him off the wage books

Will look stupid if it doesn't happen though

Benis is defending like shit so I guess they could at least tie.

Because he doesn't improve actual team and his wage was too much.

>that busquets reaction as if he'd been sniped in the head

lmao wtf what is he doing in such a dump? don't tell me that is barcelona or germany

Im fucking crying. No way thats real

Lads my dad is seething so much right now he's changed channels to Calcio games. I'd be laughing but his tv is linked to the kitchen tv so I can't watch the game

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>busquets

really deserves an actual career ending injury so for once he won't be faking getting one

he was shit
That's not the issue with this team.

But he might've been shit because Valverde is a fraud hack that can't get anything out of his players.
De Jong, Coutinho, Dembele and Malcom are all good players and they have all looked like complete ass under Valverde. Is it all the players individual fault, or the damn manager and team at that point?

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That's Barcelona for sure

watch him get 20 goals for bayern

it's both

Griezmann 2, some random players 2

why is valverde playing frenkie de jong in this advanced position? doesn't look like he's supposed to play there

Fekir only joined Betis so he could join a spanish top club the next year btw

Because Valverde hasn't a fucking clue a what he's doing

Who's whiter De Jong or Canales?

i thought europe looked nice wtf

Its Barcelona

why not?

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who /chiringuito/ here?

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and that's a good thing, don't think Betis would mind

ur dad is a barca customer? and you live in Canada. please commit a family suicide

QRD on Fekir
Forme It is La zanahoria Libermann

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why is the dude riding his scooter in the slums and taking the subway like a pleb

Isn't he getting payed like a million every month?

>no red

all the money goes to messi

They're fucked without a good manager

Because Barca legend Busq takes De Jong's role so Valverde makes De Jong play in a more advanced role. As you can see Busq is not good enough anymore but no one has explained that to Valverde yet.

>why not?
Its such a weird place to be filmed riding an electric scooter. The juxtaposition is unreal.

Engen.

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Inb4 2nd betis goal

now we know why lol

>pikek
ERA roja

I don't think you react if you're sniped in the head, my friend

calm down rasmus, maybe he just enjoys riding his scooter ;_;

To be fair they've had some lovely build up play, especially with rafinha. Just no one there to finish the chances.

lol La Liga grimaces of pain is something else

>we
Only City fans are allowed in Barca threads

He repaid them ages ago, it's the other way around now. You're right that he'll never leave, I guess it's home for him

jej

How's my boy de Jong doing, lads?

down to earth, as all germans are

Is he supposed to take a plane everytime he goes buy croissants?

One more year

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Griezmann wears long sleeves because Beckham wore long sleeves.

beautiful build ups so far

ye

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no era, fuck off faintelona

Dont tell Barca because they think Valverde is the best thing since the birth of Jesus.

Even 50M would be cheap for Fékir, it's a steal

Maybe he wants to absorb the city to fit in better?

>Mike_ehrmantraut.jpg

>have no strikers
>Still not just played pique up front and umtiti back in defence

Best option and you know it

That was a nice play from Betis

>down to earth, as all germans are
>*start cults of the superior race*

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what if youre sniped with a rubber bullet though

lay off the tik.

Jesus this game is being played at a snails pace.

First player warming up? Arturo Vidal.

anglos started that spiel to be honest

is griezzman good with barcelone?

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Fait moi un vitecourirbas sur keffir

not a state policy

We don’t have tik here Cape fgt

The next arda turan

De Jong out on loan when?

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So this is the power of Barca

there's no way betis survive this

KEKEKEKEKEK

NO REFUNDS

Just what they needed, a box a box because who needs goals, right ?

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This. 90% of players are walking most of the time
>”SIDNEI COMES FLYING IN LIKE TARZAN ON HIS VINE”
Who the fuck is this mental commentator?

>le 30 year old prospect man

so 1-1 with var sinson?

>Valmerde
>Valpierde

Hijo de la gran puta.

>Crapfinha

germans are pretty chill, amerumutts are the ones who start this kind of shit the most tbqh

where's here
?

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>Joaquín is still playing
wtf, I thought he retired long ago

he's great with his head if he gets crosses
scored in like 1 in 3 games for bayern

no var? did they forget to bribe the refs?

Sounds like Ray Hudson

Does anybody here see Barça winning this game?

wow barca is fucking shit

valverde

they're passive agressive because they believe everybody hate them

Gone before september

GREASEMAN GOOOOL

APOLOGISE

i dont
they are not used to playing without messi

Wouldn’t you like to know Boer

More likely De Ligt gets loaned out. Busq will get beat in the streets if he doesn't start performing meaning De Jong will be able to boss the DM role.

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OUIIIIII

lol impressed with the pace of the game after watching a day of the mighty Russian liga here

a lot more chances for barca so far, bepis should score one more to be safe, otherwise i think barca might just do it

I think they may yes

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The team they're fielding pretty much reflects their current league position, not to mention the awful manager behind it

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Whats the injury with Neto ?

>HOMBRE GRIS
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Literally Southampton v Brighton is more entertaining than this. I’m not even memeing

GREASE MAN COMETH

APOLOGIZE TO SERGI ROBERTO

Just warming up la

i'm not a (subhuman) b*oer

>messis kid celebrating
Cute

APOLOGIZE

GRIZZOU

who assisted that?

unironically his first goal ever at camp nou

>THE BANE OF BETIS

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hahahahahaha

amazing pass

Barça game is 1-1 with 7 corners for Barça

PSG- Toulouse game is 0-0 with 10 corners for PSG

>tying betis at home

My apologies man, you never know on the internet

what's up with the yellow back teeth in this broad

Come on guys, we know you use drugs, don't make it so obvious

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>messi seething

Roberto is secretly the best player for Barcelona, if only they stopped making him play as a defender.

Rubi you faggot. Setien would be eating this meme Barcelona side alive.

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So?

Cheers Geoff

>fraudinha

Gib Messi’s kid autismo webm

I'm not sure but I would suckle them teeth.

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based and redpilled

webm frens

Delayed goal webm. Streams are shit tonight.

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>betis defending

they need some steve bruce in their lives

kek that ball

It’s literally on ITV4 lad

thanks

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>streams
It's on ITV4

Well shit

>puma ball

God la liga is basically liga nos tier these days.

fug that looks like sergi roberto's goal in the 6-1

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Just stating facts. Corners =/= Goals

Retarded keeper tried to deflect the ball with one hand instead of using a leg with both arms

>2019
>Still suffering for Valverde's Barcelona

Fuck this gay sport, why don't like something like chess or another boring game?

I have bein sports espanol but for some reason I am getting English announcers. Is anyone else having this problem?

Lads. How to remove man boobs? I’m skinny but can’t get rid of them by just losing weight

Imagine being that traumatised

read some meme stats that roughly 1% of corners turn into goals

bench press and diamond push-ups

Fékir was a late bloomer but quickly improved to get a starting spot in Lyon
Too bad he busted his knee about one season after that, he took more than two years to come back to his best level in 2017/28 where he got 18 goals and 7 assists and earned a definite starting spot for the WC as a supersub
He wasn't as good last year except his performance against Man City and decided to exile himself in Benis for some reason
Plays kind of 10/Winger with good dribbling and passing skills as well as a good 20m shot
Kind of like a scrub Messi

Watching this game is essentially as boring as playing chess

this.

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localized fat loss is a myth, you're not going to get rid of moobs by doing bench just like you're not going to get rid of abs by doing crunches

>diamond push up
What is this?

kek

You make a diamond with your indexes and thumbs for the push up
But worst case you won't be able to get rid of it and surgery is the only option

Am literally skinny as fuck tho just got flab on my titties. What can I do about that shit?

Playing Chess isn't boring but watching other play chess is boring. This game has been anything but boring. Barça is chasing the lead with attacks, they don't play it back to the back line each time they get pressed.

press ups with hands together at the first finger and thumb. Sometimes called close grip

Diamond is for triceps

Don't you have a gynecomastia ?

Who said they did?

Skin removal surgery is probably the best option in all honesty. Unless you get massive to basically "replace" the moobs with pectoral muscle then you wont be able to remove fat in targeted area's

>this game has been anything but boring
Barca pass the ball around the 18 yard box of Betis with 1 player on either side running/jogging at any one time.
Pretty fucking boring to me lad

It's a brofact that close grip trains the end of your chest muscles.

>doesn't rate King's gambit

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you could put on a nice pair of boobs and become a sissy

welcome to any game with a heavy favorite literally ever

go on keto for a month, it should burn the fat in your body effectively
t. mantits haver

Train chest in your local gym. Ask for advise from actual qualified trainers and nutricionists from said gym. They are there to help you

building some muscle could help, depends on how bad his case is

Remove the beer and bread from your diet altogether.

Check your hormones

Start taking hormones and become a cute girl, your body was built for it

/barca/ is so nice. Glad we can help Mr Mantits

Its mainly targetted to triceps but not exclusively. Catch my drift? Its like doing deadlifts, mainly targetted to hamstrings but also lower back

Lads tomorrow i start working again, end of vacations.

Tell me something nice to cheer me up

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Hitler probably died peacefully surrounded by his wife and close friends in Patagonia Argentina

based
nicest place ever

dembouz spotted

sajngre enlosojo

Some one needs to break his legs even more.

of course acting like an annoying kid

>Alena: l-let me sit next you
>Dembele: get out of here, man quit playin'

Imagine being Dumbele
>20yo
>6ft+ but still a nigger
>Rich as fuck
>All you have to do in your life is play some sport

Based Dembele yoloing it up at the terraces

>Carles Pérez
What the fuck was that shot even

MONEY WELL SPENT

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Based blackface

And then he goes and fucks it up with the celebration

Oof

what the fuck is that celebration

is griezmann a sergi robeto babby?

>Griezmann 2
APOLOGIZE TO ME RIGHT NOW

Who's the Barça guy that missed the goal and said "cago'n ma puta mare"? don't recognize him

Fuck, why he is like this?

CRINGE

based mercenario

Magisterial, even makes MESSI smile. Based.

Of course he had a meme celebration prepared,I was surprised he didn't do anything for the first goal

Greaseman goal webm

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Are French strikers, dare I say it, the goats?

>glitter
what a fag, i hope he gets aids and dies

Not watching but just had a look at Betis' squad. Pretty god damn great to be honest, they should compete for european qualification.

MAGNIFICO

punished griezmann

What kind of Disney celebration was that?

With Keto. If you go say 10 days and then eat some potatoes, does it throw out all the work you did in the previous 10 days?

Lmao did that goalkeeper even tried?

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>mom’s confetti

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>Dumbélé
>6ft+
kek

>confetti
>for scoring against Benis

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Anyone know what happened to Dembele? Yesterday their was news about an emergency meeting with him.

CHOUPO MOTING

They found out he was Black.

APOLOGIZE

>Choupo-Moying scored for qsg
wtf is happening lads

hurr durr buy nerman

le cringemann celebration

>Lelbron celebration
O I am laffin

>ConfettiMan

wew lad my stream is super fucking far behind
he skipped a medical check and then he got injured

Just think

Greaseball spoke to a couple of crowd management employees before hand and told them here is a bottle of glitter. Please hold and when I score I will make a rainbow. Please help me

worried about griezmanns hairline desu lads

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he is when he accidentaly steps on his dick

nothing bad should happen if you consume less than 50g a day of carbs

my stream is half an hour late

>Have to take an emergency shit
>Miss the goal + embarrassing celebration
What did he do?

His club got relegated in FM

It's the LeBron James thing

Nerman seething right now

why the fuck do brits get to watch this for free and spoil it for everyone with streams

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Basically blackface relapse

why? he got this exact hairline since years, pretty sure it won't change

The roman salute no joking

cuck

This reminded me that Thanksgiving is coming soon

why is that carles perez guy even playing for barcelona

celebration appropriation I see. when will this racist finally be fined?

>carles perez
Because he wants to become the next Arjen Robben.

That's why

PEREZ GOOOOL

>you

Get fucked son hahah

They are desperate to find a kid that proves that La Masia can still produce decent players

yep, straight into the cringe folder

APOLOGIES PLEASE

Good going lad

CARLES PEREZ!
LA MASIA AGAIN, BOYS!

OH NO NO NO LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

Messi can sleep well tonight knowing that Barça can perform without him.

That one is going in the folder

incoming hat trick

Oh man I've missed Ray's spergouts

(you)

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KEK REKT

oh no no no no

I'm done for today. Fuck Betis

bruh moment

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Did Griezman really go off to make a poo?

Messi got exposed
Barcelona is CL final level

So is Roberto good now? Did Griezmann unlock him?

I was thinking the same thing, but
(You)

>ray cuckson

redpill me on this cut inside merchant?

shambolic defending tbqh

>drop deep as fuck
>don't press
>faggots walking ball into the net

he cute

He has always been good in the midfield. Retard Valverde kept playing him in RB for some reason over Semedo

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Too easy

Rafinha has been horrible.

Thanks

>tfw watching the game on a laggy stream and slow wifi in a tiny hotel room while eating garbage chicken nuggets from a takeaway joint ran by pakis
This is the life lads

>b-but valverde is a messi baby
based val btfoing everybody out

Please, do tell me more of the future

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Betis keeper should have done more in the first and third goals to be quite honest with you.

the absolute state of betis

lmao rafinha confirmed for scoring a goal then

>>goal gets scored
>>zooms to Messi

So we all agree it turns out Messi is irrelevant shit?

BRILLIANT

Roberto has been the midfield and been awful last season. Remember this when you're in awe of how shit he is in some upcoming match

Messi is overrated. This game really proves it.

Man barcelonas stadium is gigantic.

>blowing the fuck outing everybody out

>ALBA

yes he made that goal happen

Wow... even got the order right

Catalan pedo here, anyone has a picture of that loli behind Messi's kids? Shes very cute

Messi must be gutted he can't stat pad against these shitters. State of La Liga

*snap *

kys

How the fuck does le reddit get streams of the goals up before they've even been shown on the TV?

>takeaway joint ran by pakis
Stop sponsoring terrorsim, user.

Shitis gave up. Why does Ray have to keep screaming?

Vés a prendre pel cul Miquel.

Holy fuck you're back, hang yourself

I also want to know. Such a pretty hairs...

STOP THEYRE ALREADY DEAD

>Catalan
>pedo
don't embarrass us la

Barça scored their third goal 5 seconds after I bet they would. Then they go on to score their fourth goal 2 minutes after I bet that they would score another goal. This night has been great.

I also placed a bet that they would win this game while still under 0-1 at double the return.

Going to be a long season for Benis isn’t it lads

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Cringe

>the irony of this post

This, we have one shop in my village that closes down every 3-6 months then re-opens by a new foreign family. Its always open but no one goes in because rural villages are so territorial

Don't worry user, next week I'll move to my student residence which has a kitchen and then I'll be cooking my own shit

>3-1
>stream dies for 5 seconds
>4-1
fuck it

retards

>Catalan pedo here
I love Yea Forums so much.

nothing is live on tv, they have massive delays to censor things

How is barca going to line up with Griezmann, Neymar, Suarez and Messi?

the new la liga meme team is valladolid la

got you covered

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I think once he sees Pukki is tearing up the PL and he finally has some competition for Golden Boot he will be back

>twain trying to make this about messi

Les nenes petites son mes maques, mes gracioses i fan mes bona olor.

>this is what somalis actually believe

>"Pedophilia is bad and wrong"

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That's nothing. There's 1 takeaway ran by pajeets in my city that has 4 different restaurants registered online.
They also close and re-open every month

Més et val que no et caci tocant cap criatura o et tallaré els collons i te-l's fotré pel nas, malparit.

4-2-4

>Actually fell for the "Messi is good" meme

FUCKING LOL. Why is it legal for Ameritards to watch my sport?

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some spanish lads got any Rubi memes?

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basejat i vermellempastillat

Now cover me

Why are sunday night barca gamethreads so comfy bros?

>"Wanting to expose children to massive veiny sweaty cocks is totally normal."

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Plebeian: pedophilia
Contrarian: ephebephilia
Patrician: hebephilia

I’m a lifelong though

Only the degenerates are here.

>hebe
what

age of consent should be 13 tbqh

No faràs res subnormal mort de gana

Patrician: having healthy relationships eventually settle down and have kids.

It hilarious because its been through each of the takeaways: Chinese; Indian; Burger house; Kebab shop; Korean bbq.

How's /our retard/ been in the wundes so far ? I haven't caught any games since her transfer ?

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>Massive

Yeh haha of course it's massive. Imagine having a small penis haha

Should be 11

The real question is how the fuck did they score 4 goals without messi?
This would have been unthinkable last season, what changed?

I believe it's around 10-13

gràcies pel teu servei

It's when you're attracted to Hebe de Bonafini.

guess it's look massive for children

Even for children is pretty small.

Em menjaré a la porca de ta mare i te la cagaré a la cara mentre dorms, mitja merda cap de cony.

Don't like the dark turn this thread has taken. Bit noncy in here

It was in Spain until 2015

Imbecile!

Man Jordi alba really ruined porn for me. Can't watch Johnny castle pornos anymore. I'm convinced it's him before he made it pro in football

Is Norway football team playing the Olympic?
Will be nice to see her again

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>

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pfffffff HAHAHAHAHA this cant be real

>Plebeian: pedophilia
>Contrarian: ephebephilia
>Patrician: hebephilia
>Elder God-tier Übermensch: inanimate objects

>game is finished
>70 minutes in
>Valverde has made 0 subs

So the tv showing a littlw girl is ok but me saving it is wrong? Im preserving beauty, that girls family should be thankful im inmortalizing her cuteness before she hits the wall at 14

cringe

Now, I love de Jong, but is it me or is his positioning off a bit?

fucking retard

why are you so knowledgeable in this topic?

jesus christ.

>holding a box of confettis will never be your job
hold me

for me, it's embryophillia

>hits the wall at 14
fucking hell. Get some help or go to Yea Forums

lmao fucking zoomer wannaba

zoomercore

What the fucking hell am I watching???

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La guardia nacional va por ti jordi

no hes just shit
biscuits carrying that midfield now

Good post.

BASED

embarrased that he is in >my team

is this a jojo reference?

huh?

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Messi should have him killed..

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Vidal should be in starting 11 every match just for the keks desu

so what's the youngest you've managed to fug, Yea Forums?
Back when I was 17 I had a 12yo gf with abnormally large tits

based griezmann knows how to please autists

I know this is all ironic so it's all good and dandy

Ngl, that's pretty based.

I fucked a cute blonde 13 year old when I was 12. Damn I envy you.

W-why do you ask ?

Was it a donkey?

15 when I was 19. Lost my virginity to her, I was her 3rd

Never had gf - fucking normies here. But my grandfather had four children(alll girls by the way) in the age of 20

where is the new thread?

BARTHELONA BARTHELONA! BARTHELONA BARTHELONA! BARTHELONA BARTHELONA! BARTHELONA BARTHELONA! BARTHELONA BARTHELONA! BARTHELONA BARTHELONA! BARTHELONA BARTHELONA! BARTHELONA BARTHELONA! BARTHELONA BARTHELONA! BARTHELONA BARTHELONA! BARTHELONA BARTHELONA! BARTHELONA BARTHELONA! BARTHELONA BARTHELONA! BARTHELONA BARTHELONA! BARTHELONA BARTHELONA! BARTHELONA BARTHELONA!

someone in his entourage has to explain to him the embarassement.

in 20 years, even him will be ashamed of his fornite celebration in the wc final.

It's almost over anyway.

>Mexican messi
>black
yikes

my sister when i was 11 and she was 8

THE STATE OF REAL BENIS

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17 when when I was 19yo. Now I just fuck milfs
Hahahahahahaha God that's depressing

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tfw griezmann benches messi

I also save pictures of adult women, whats the issue?

WHAT DID I TELL YOU

BASED CHILENO

today's thread is full of visionaires

13 year old. i turned 20 that year

Barçelona have proven themselves to be a force to be reckoned with even without Messi.

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A kid just jumped into the pitch!

I said this when Griezman came on.

Replace Suarez for him and have griezman and dembele as side support for Messi in the middle. Suarez is old, slow, and isn’t consistent anymore.

Please let GMD happen.

How did she feel, did she have hair?

I actually decided dating her would be a good idea

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fatty lol

I wonder what attributes the black kid has

QUEL BUT!

BLOOT

messi-griezmann goat duo incoming

and nonces

Lol

How did you feel about that back in time. Try to describe this cutie. Did she was short? Did she already done a makeup? Did she already have grown tits?

>DE JONG

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Has a burst of pace, can move through the gears quickly, a good runner and doesn't mind a sprint

but that's not out of the ordinary

Based

living the dream

BLOOTER

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Griezy assisting for both teams.
based

>being a straight pedophile
plens, boylove is where it's at, nothing purer and more beautiful oooh yeahhhh

So what were you doing when you were 16?

This goal so good it should count x5 so Betis should be winning 6-5

Why would Griesmann pass like that, wtf/

Why are all new barça prospects black?

pretty based game ngl

More like
>Mbappe
amirite

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balls deep in a flat 14yo

>tfw a barça game that isn't tedious and uneventful

Cheers m8, we probably talked each other in tv cunny threads

she had. i recon she had daddy issues - her father od'ed when she was 6 or 7
but she turned alright. she's 24 right now

They're Spanish

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>flats
Worst kind desu

>the mauler of messi coming on

skipping school, getting drunk and having sex

it's not an unusual pass, the problem was that he used his right foot, which is shit

good that he rest at the start of the season

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fucking my qt gf. 6 years later i dumped her.
>tfw no gf now

>Ansu Fati
>16 years old

Playing tibia
Did you date her? Who brought up the sexe thing, who seduced who?

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being a virgin
still a virgin
>it's been nearly 10 years

Anyone ever been to Cal Pep?

It was a tapas restaurant advertised by the Dutch commentator.

>tibia
damn that brings me back

Fucking hell this 16 year old is really good.

>Betis have a player called Moron

lol

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Ideal for be hard dicked by 25 cm dembele cock and sucked by vidal

Lmao wtf messi

Why did you dump her

>tibia
based. sometimes I think on installing it again and paying subscription for premium since i always played the f2p version

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

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oh god its showing Messi again, Spain user gonna get horny

Oscar camps gives them up for free

Morón is a place in Spain

14yo when I was 16. She looked 18 and was a total slut.

see
He's an NBA fan

he cute

>oscar
>camp
Pls don't remnd me about that. He was a hero

Lmao

So uhh

Why does barca have so many black kids now?

ok guys, I never believed you when you said he was autistic, but I can see it now

question: the daughter of your cousin. Would you or not? She's 15, pretty hot and I know for a fact she has a crush on me

There she is, thank you

No ones care racist

they finally realized that pacey ngubus are the future

*sigh*

so I may asume I’m the only girl in this thread? It’s been quite uncomfortable desu

You know the rules.

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how fat is she?
how big are her tits?
hair color?

shut up tranny

based

post pic and if cute I will give you estonian citizenship

Well done Indonesia

Near a US Army base

She was making me distance from my friends and family

Don't do it now - you will regret it. Wait for year than pretend that you are going to a trip to poland, atke her with you and than do it on some wild beach - completely legal and adventorous. Unless you don't already like 16 yr olds. Sometimes you prefer the younger part of meat you know what i say

Might as well have a Messi cam.

Com més cosins més endins

Sorry about the thread babe, some people are fucking idiots lol

You got MSN babe? Message back init ;) xxxx

im a girl btw

ps: dont hit on me silly boys

I made over $40 on the match due to betting on Barça scoring the 3, 4 and 5 goal and by betting that Barça would win the game at the time they were 0-1

>rat king bullying Messi's kids

Do it, alter

Eto'o children

Lads, is Ansu Fati the real deal? Is he the black Messi?

Did you bet on german football today?

Bruja de mierda pero estaba buena o no aunque después de tanto tiempo la veías normalita

cm with De Jong

I know your not a girl (girl). However i fucking love shemales and it is your chance to shine. Send an pic of your dong and i might give you more informations

Yes, Barca are sorted for the next 20 years.

No, Fuck german football. I did make a sweet bet on a swedish game that I won.

Are you an AIK supporter? What do you think of Karol Mets?

blonde, blue eyes. very perky. Basically straight of adolf's aria fantasies

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>lebron celebration

Lot of zoomers in this thread

>Antoine Griezmann
>The Budweiser King of the Match

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Why was Messi wearing full training gear while Suárez wasn't? Was Messi ready to jump in if needed?

NEW

first hurdle cleared
now about her character and personality? can she keep a secret?

Fuck AIK, I bet on Djurgardens beating Malmo. Gave me a 4 time return on my money.

Based for the fact that it makes Yea Forums boomer autists SEETHE

That's the million dollar question isn't it. I wish I knew but I only see her on family gatherings so not that often

you aren't in regular contact with her?

not conversational. She sends me snaps all the times and then we message a bit. not enough to read her character. but she's a teen. they're flaky as fuck by nature so you'd never know

that' not necessarily a bad thing
how how slutty do you read her to be?

You have US army base ? wtf Pedro ?

Snaps of what

kek are you guys from the fbi or something? Regular snaps. she's not openly slutty but you just know she has a dirty thoughts when she sees me

2 actually, an air base and a navy base. Thank Franco for that

Isn't the german one called the BKA or something?
In that case it's all good, you'll be one of many dudes she'll fug and keep it on the down low, it'd be riskier if she was one of those sheltered withdrawn girls who falls in love with the first guy who tells her she's pretty, blabbermouths all of them

>IBF
No, but it's hot until you just killed it

lads i missed the game

How did they play lads? Standard Valverdeball or good football?

Great football in the second half. Barça had creativity but more important they had the will to push the pace after each goal. It was only after the 5th goal that they let go of the pressure and gave Betis some breathing room.

>the daughter of your cousin.
this thread is a wake up call. no more Yea Forums.

That sounds great, they always have actually good performances when I don't watch but I swear they'll be back to the same shit next week

Take one look at that shit. In 2007-2008 it went full kiddy mode. By now it’s specifically designed to extract as much cash as possible from literal drooling retards from South America and Poland. Getting to level 200 now can be done with ease in a few months by a literal down syndrome mong.