What exactly does he do?
What exactly does he do?
Liam Sanders
Colton Edwards
Somehow manages to play Centre mid all game whilst being an elite goal scorer but doesn't score when you expect him to.
Isaac James
This Joe Linton lad will replace Kane in the England team
Wyatt Hernandez
Breathe
Brandon Walker
Nowt
Lincoln Gray
mouth breathe
James Stewart
breathes manually
Grayson Ortiz
Nah Tim Pucky will mate
Liam Perry
random bouts of sudden onset autism
Josiah Wood
Tim O'Puckey is Irish
Julian Thompson
*dives*
Jaxson Torres
with his mouth
Jack Wilson
Harry's a peptide guy and won't have started his cycle until a couple of weeks before the season started. He won't be hitting his stride until October
Benjamin Morris
Starts the seasons slow and then ends the season having scored 20-25+ goals.
Jaxon Mitchell
Speech impediment jaw
Landon Adams
gets kicked from my /fpl/ team
Brody Wood
>320 appearences
>182 goals
Scores goals homie
Ethan Brooks
*dives and gets overruled by VAR*
Adrian James
he's a qt anglo man
Adam Parker
Only British soccer fag worth mentioning who isn't a Manley. He is a poster child.
Cameron Rodriguez
what the fuck is a manley. better not be ebonics, deyquan
Jason Anderson
*dives*
Matthew Campbell
Be an elite Peter Crouch
Jeremiah Morgan
>Not thinking Peter Crouch was elite
Ryan Campbell
Peter Crouch was the elite Peter Crouch
Ryan Price
Spits on you