He did it again kek

>elevator
I thought it meant an Uber or something

Imagine being a professional athlete that has millions and marries this fucking horrendous pig

Sickening

And most women are golddiggers

it's Vancouver, that city is literally Beijing,there is no white people to be found there

British women are ugly like that. Say, how are aussie cunts in comparison?

>I forgive you, Wayne, just don't do it again

I swear every time I click on the dailymail, there is a "rooney cheated again" article

how many timed did he do it? 50 at least

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Same as everywhere; ranges from atrocious to beautiful

at the end of the day she knows she has a free meal ticket for the rest of her life, well that as well as free pretty much anything she wants ticket

Apparently they met when he was 12.

Poor Coleen :( She's a lovely lass

So she's a golddigger AND a nonce?

>Beautiful
Not in the uk

Really? I think she's kind of cute.

>ugly
you people are braindead

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>English media

I've been to europe and british, german women were the ugliest that i saw

It'd be fine if she was cool with him getting some side action, but she seems like she's a massive bitch about it. He could do much better.

Explains why white Americans are the ugliest people in the world.

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at least he's not fucking grannies anymore

White americans are too mutted and diverse they can look like anything while german women for the most part look like ogre and don't get me started on british women

Don't worry, I won't. Don't care for gay opinions on women.

>s-she's ugly!!!

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That's okay tell your ogre mom i said hello

Based Rooney broke her in.

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Based Wazza
fuck marriage

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>Four sons, no daughters
*Meriadoc Brandybuck smiling.jpg*

The pipe stays cold today.

>the fucking music on that video

CHAD saving the white race.

It's good, German women should not be attractive to non-whites.
I personally saw them and they are lovely.

How many children do you think Wayne really has?

Except german women are some of biggest race mixers on the planet

I know he ain't gonna live in Derbedos, but I still find it hilarious he could potentially go on a night out in this shithole

>marry a 4th generation dole collecting scouser
>expect him to behave somewhat like a civilized person

I wonder if Americans genuinely believe the shit they spew out or they just don't think before posting

his recent residence area outside of dc (loudoun county) is the dullest place imaginable. wealthy, but dull. must have been torture for wayne. he comes across like he enjoys shitholes.

Wonder if aussies will ever grow a pair and confront me in public instead of acting gangster on the net

BBC incoming

Cheshire is only about an hour or so away, as it is for Manchester.
Derby is a shithole, sure, but unlike Manchester it's a boring shithole...basically the Biggest club is Revolution ffs!

At least we got pic related out of it (Bubbles is a """massage parlour""")

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>say that to my face and not online

>four mouthbreathers
muh white race is saved!!! we r da masterrace again!

fake. you can't have a wild night out in Vancouver.

U too mutt

what a fag, that bih got no meat on her bones, not even worth cheating for

t. fat ass narrow shouldered numale

Goddman mutt, no need to be upset there are plenty of our kind.

I've always thought colleen is kinda cute. She seems like a very homely girl and I csnt remember ever seeing her in the paper pissed up with her mates. Rooney is very lucky and he keeps fucking it up.

I'd shag colleen

>Cute
>homely
Nah bong your women are straight up ugly

I like my women to walk though not ride around on a scooter

>fake tits
>fake tAn

This is 98% of Californians

Si

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she's really hot in a bikini for a British slag. Dont know why she doesn't take half of his money and fucks off with the kids when he cheats every other month

Looks like a tranny

this

>Four kids
>married
She's gonna get fucking paid.

These people live such a gross, fucked up life. Look at Kobe. His wife used his cheating to force him into paying her surgeries to turn her into an alien. Just a bizarre co-existence where both people end up hating each other and use the hatred as fuel for their horrible vices

Married life with a Xenomorph could be fun but I reckon you're not literal when you say "alien".

She makes good money herself already

She'll get extra.

Are Waz

Proper english boy, cheating on his wife at every opportunity abroad.

>you people are braindead

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>Plays in Washington DC
>Travels 3,000 miles for a lads night out in Vancouver
why?

Yellow fever can make a man crazy.

Can't wait until someone informs him about Bubbles

fucking kek that image.
If you're from Derby this is golden

you ever flown first class? it's a 6 hour flight, you just throw a few blood marys back then take a nap in a big comfy chair

bruh you're not really helping your case with that image

why would you need a fake tan in a state that is 90% sunny

she was alright when she was younger

His team was playing in vancouver recently, so i guess the game was about the same time as this

You can only dream, Schlomo.

Nice German girls date Germans mostly, then Austrians and Swiss.

>Wrinkled/sagging arm

KEK his granny fetish is out of control

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she's a qt, deal with it

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Every day we inch closer...

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That streetwalker skirt tho.

how can anyone say she's ugly? she's not, even after all those kids.

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exactly. and he met her when they both were at secondary school, when he wasn't rich. she gave him 4 kids for fuck's sake. you can't be that fucking retarded and cheat on her

she needs to learn her fucking place

this little piglet would be a single mother working in a chippy in toxteth and living in a council house had wazza not took her out of the slums and brought her to heights in life she had no business reaching. she brings absolutely nothing to the table. she should shut the fuck up and accept that he fucks who he wants.

t. troll

she's not gonna shag you lad

that's not the point, you behave like an idiot

Phwoar I'd buy er a Greggs

>millionaire
>football star
>still such a beta that he likes gooks
What went wrong?

how? he's literally a multi million pound superstar who gave her a life she couldn't even have dreamed of, so what he fucks around? stop being such a wetwipe.

>all the fucking cucks in this thread saying Coleen deserves better
kek

Based, this russian is a fucking cuck

Lol yeah right and why is a russki sticking up for a kraut knowing what they did to your country

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you must be 12 years old

Sadly, this lardass is kinda right. German women are 99% unfuckable. But the 1% are gorgeous. Usually the ones with slavic or scandinavian blood tho.

>brainlet inbred on Yea Forums
>thinks a nationality is a race
Kill yourself, Abdul.

>Lardass
Watch it slav-roach

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>actually defending cheating

seething canchink
canada was always a british and french nation, go back to your hive

All two white people in Vancouver in one place at once, clearly fucking

Good job continuing to look like a retard you clueless inbred

>1%
>usually
Nigger are you retarded

I lived in germany for a while faggot
Well you just confirmed it, based fatman.

someone post the age of rooney pasta, pls friends

dilate

The only reason she has the stature in life she has is because of him. Bitch probably doesn't even swallow anymore

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All his useless cunt does is go on endless holidays anyway

on what level of based is this?

>gave him 4 kids
More importantly, she gave him four SONS
*hits pipeweed*

says the naive internet whiteknight

ask any guy stationed in Germany with the military. German girls love bbc.

for a woman who has had 4 kids already by her mid 30s she actually does look really great. Wayne is famous though and always has hotter girls after him. If they were a normal couple in Liverpool he'd only cheat on her with the occasional hooker.

thread theme:

youtu.be/wggTsCHXn94

>Cristiana Ronaldo

What does Coleen unironically do for work?

How would a fucking 0 out of 10 British dude get pussy in Vancouver exactly? if he told them he played aoccer they'd probably just laugh. He isn't exactly a celebrity like Messi, Ronaldo or Beckham.

keeping rooney's 25IQ spawn from choking to death on crayons is probably full-time work to be fair

he's rich as fuck
he is famous, despite what you say
he could get pussy anywhere in the world my dude

sure but picking up gold diggers for a one night stand is fairly hard. And I would say 99.9% of Canadian women have no clue who he is.
Like Ben Roethlisberger for example could fuck a dime at any club in NA any night easily. He couldn't so it England (although maybe he still has a bit more clout there.)

is that ronaldo's sister?

>sure but picking up gold diggers for a one night stand is fairly hard

truly the opinion of a virginal 14 year old. fucking hell.

legitimately true. signalling wealth at a nightclub or bar is difficult. Girls will come in for his bottle service drink then fuck off, like any random brown guy in Vancouver trying to be rich. scoring gold diggers has to be premeditated.

>And I would say 99.9% of Canadian women have no clue who he is.
no, you're clueless. I'd say at least 20% of them would have heard of him, even if they have no clue what he's been doing for the last 10 years.
he was a legitimate worldwide superstar a while back. and don't forget that tons of people play soccer here as kids (literally more than any other sport), even if they don't keep it up. so they'd have heard about him.

Nigger he could be playing against the fucking whitecaps and 20% of the people in the stadium would have no idea who he is. small children play soccer but nobody actually follows it. Again, Messi Beckham and Ronaldo are basically celebrities so it makes sense.
but "some guy who played for England, no not beckham another one" is not a celebrity.

>20% would have no idea who is
meant not even 20% would know who he is.

Okay body but jesus, that face

at least try

Post face

Canadian pussy's cheaper than chew gum anyone can afford

I can't understand how, despite the existence of regulations that put ridiculous limits on the ways businesses handle and publicise personal data, tabloids can still get away with stalking and taking photos of celebrities and making up rumours about them that can harm both their personal and professional lives.

she's hot, mates

youtube.com/watch?v=cz9qzMItk90

You've got no right to privacy in public, people can film what they want - hence why Youtube's full of videos of chavs giving shit to cops or tv loicense people.
As for making up rumours, it's more that they just report the facts but know that the general public will take it a certain way. Hence 'Rooney spotted with mystery brunette in hotel' is a 100% correct statement, but no one reading it is gonna think it's a platonic friend or business partner.

>video from 7 years ago when she was in her mid 20s
Now post how she looks today

she seems like the kind of woman you marry and impregnate
porn addicts wouldnt understand this

Wags have life on super easy mode and yet they are too fucking lazy to stay in shape. Poor wazza has to put up with this bitch

She's a 10/10 by british standards but 5/10 in the rest of the world

I've been reading interviews/watching videos with/of Helen Wood since this thread was put up yesterday. Anyone else?

It seems like most pro athletes have an arrangement like this with their wives. Like they marry a regular looking girl to have their kids but then they're out partying with 10/10 instathots every weekend.

That was his response to Colleen asking who the mystery brunette was.

Wiping down the windows Wayne keeps licking probably makes up most of her days graft.

I am 31 and still look 24 and she looks 46.. MILK AGE BABY!

hahahah
always heard rumours about this place while I was at uni

top wag for me 2bh
i'm about 80% straight

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based

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Reminder never to trust a man who cheats on his wife. It's not about the morality of it. For all I care they can enter into giant orgies with black, gay midgets.

But it is one of the most obvious displays of a lack of character, which translates into every aspect of that man's life, and not just the wife he's betraying.
A man who is willing to betray the person who is supposed to trust him the most merely to get his dick wet, will surely betray his friends or business partners for a lot less.

gotta respect Coleen. she's not some bimbo like the rest of the wags, she's down to earth and plus met wayne when she was young so not a gold-digger. it's actually quite the strong thing to stay with him when he cheats on him like this. she could probably leave and get alimony but she stays for the kids and maybe to help him out (which he doesn't deserve)

Your women are still ugly bong no matter how wifey they may appear

where in my post did I mention her looks, you fat piece of shit

She's probably getting porked on the side too. Welcome to modern marriage, Wayne's biggest sin is being so open with it

>plus met wayne when she was young so not a gold-digger.

Rooney played in the EPL when he was 16

>ywn take a pic with Becks and your plain jane primary school waifu

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Bong your wimmez are fuck ugly how many times i gotta tell you dis theres no point in wifeing em you rotten teeth

they met when she was 12, she's a childhood fuckin' sweetheart

He's been fucking thots in clubs since he was 16 years old. I imagine by now he knows what he's doing

>she's a childhood fuckin' sweetheart
Aww how touching wanna know how i know your bitch made

Not bad after pushing 4 mutts out tbphwy

Yep and they started dating when they were 16

>these fucking yank
lmao

holy shit this coming from a disgusting yank. you lot have some of the worse self awareness on the planet.