/heem/: Natty GOAT Edition

daddy help me

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From Lafayette?

but does he wins the trilogies?

cringe
who invited this goof

>being an irrelevant mma country
TOP KEK

oui oui oui
also Carmouche is Lebanese and Jouban is Syrian
who knew Louisiana had so many arabs

he retires before that

dana pilled

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>England
>Lithuania
>France
guess again sweetie

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>Alan Douban

um, so liek
i was thinking
we could talk about fights and stuff

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In the UFC don't post the can college mcgooby came from

anthony “anthony lionheart smith” smith

Imagine not being able to finish Smif who's just curled up and not fighting anymore.

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>my name is Lukas
>I live on the second floor

penis
fuck off fagnottapenis
fuck off fagnottapenis
fuck off fagnottapenis
fuck off fagnottapenis
fuck off fagnotta

>the Czech showing up after UFC 241
bruh, do I need to dig through the archive for your retarded opinions?

>my name is Lukas
>my mother is a fat whore
>I cry as I listen to her fuck our neighbors next door

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what's the story here? Also is that a fucking screwdriver he's brandishing?

I've been working on my catchphrase as a ring announcer, I want something hip, hop, happening, something that appeals to kids and the oldfags alike, her'e what I've got:
>NO MORE BINGS
>NO MORE BONGS
>THE TIME HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS COME

try again user. Cruz and Joe say bing whenever a punch lands. You need to include normies too

Megan Farted

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Please do a vocaroo about your catchphrase

vocaroo.com/?upload

not sure but it looks as if the old fucker was instigating

post vocaroo

I've got some time, one of the bums in the fight I was announcing has a bad case of gout

Imagine

The aroma

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I'll wait until the bum get's over his gout and just post the whole fight, they've both been to prison so it should be pretty good

I invented Fat Mitrione

Wake up Masvidal it's all over

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I invented Fat Shitrione

Yoel won

Costa shidded

based goat

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that fight was fuken gay

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How did the judges score yoel’s tongue move? I’m failing to see how he lost as he dominated making faces during the match

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Jon blacked that ass

Gus was such a bum this fight he actually had a longer layoff between fights than Jon did in this fight.

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THESE UPCOMING CARDS FUCKING SUCK THEY'RE SO TOP HEAVY I HATE THIS SPORT

241 was the last heem day for a long time unfortunately. Heem Day 3 will he much later.

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Jones got a rigged decision against a guy with no legs his next fight so it's not that hard to imagine.

GADOOSH!!!

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241 did not disappoint by any stretch. The main card was good by any measure, even if bumson ruined everyone’s picks.

Should Pettis fight Whittaker? Thawlts?

Khabib's Dad will be at his corner

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>Joe Rogan defends that

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Jon literally coasted to a decision and literally ended that zilch's career.

I agree 241 was great and it definitely deserved the title of Heem Day 2 (I was a bum for picking against Bumson), but I can't see any cards coming up that will be able to live up to the Heem Day 3 title. Maybe Colby and Usman fight at 244 and they stack the card. That would warrant the Heem Day 3 title.

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His dad looks like a Russian cro cop in the face

smif wins the rematch

even waited til he looked away, what a sleeveen

the only thing Megan Anderson should heem is my dick

Is Jones still the goat? He looked like shit in his last two fights

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Is Fedor still the goat? He looked like shit in his last eight fights

They all have French last names

>won both of those fights
GEE BILLY, JONES WILL L-L-LOSE T-T-THIS TIME!

favourite asian name?

salmon

Ng

why is he wearing toenail polish

for me its DeShawn

He defended it?

Prime Stipe heems prime Fedora

Kazzz ...Tahsushi Saa kuraba.

Excuse me, Tazuchi Sakuraba.

wrong

Strengthens the nails and keeps them from splitting during training.

eddie bravo's 10th planet backpack guard, very impressive.

right

youtube.com/watch?v=yf1AOErOrfg

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how CTE'd is cucknald?

GSP tapped to strikes from a manlet Jui Jitsu fighter so I think Jones is ok legacy wise

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Stipe and Cain haven't fought yet.

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What was heem day 1?

Kimbo Slice vs Dada 5000.

239 - Santos/Jones, are you serious?

I don't know why that dude is calling 241 heem day 2, you can't just throw it around all willy nilly. Heem Day literally made history

kek'ed

>heem day literally made history

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tripfags fuck off

You guys rate Alvarez, Gaethje, Max and to a lesser extent, Pettis

But you don't rate Dustin. I don't get it

Dustin has a better resume than Tony

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i don't rate any of them alvarez is a fucking roiding can

Champ Shit Only

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but hes not the champion

He is in my world, accoridng to knowledge.

UFC fighter Aspen Ladd is a problem.

241 was heem day 2 it definitely had heem day vibes and was arguably better than 239.

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khabib takes down dustin in the 1st round
irrational khabib dislikers get mad

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Nobody beat him since he became champ

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No you can't just throw the term around. Heem day is a special occasion, do NOT cheapen it or I will be forced to exact my very own personal heem day on you.

Note: My personal heem day is not associated with the proper heem day and therefore does not cheapen the term.

I'm surprised they didn't correct their error when he raised his hands and went to Dana to celebrate

instagram.com/p/B1l3VzujlMf/
Based Sterling invented Henry CeDooDoo

>picture of dc's dad in OP
based

Someone post the pasta
I wanna laugh, what a fucking goof

>he's still smacking people at bars
>*slaps table emphatically
>*authentically laughs at own statement
God, I love Joe.

goat is kill?

When are the picks for the next UFC card being taken? I cant wait to win again and see how you guys fuck up

Bruh DC+Pettis+Yoel was literally free money, it's not my fault you consider this thing a real sport.

You know when a girl takes off her make up and looks kinda weird without it? That's what Holly Holm looks like all the time.

I think browsing /r/mma over the years has caused my IQ to drop by at least 5 points. Like my brain has literally experienced brain rot at reading the same fucking "jokes", memes, stupid comments.

I thought /heem/ might be a be better but I've now resigned to the fact that MMA is dumb man's sport.

I actually respect her for that a little more than that goblina slut that rolls wearing lipstick and make up in the eyes, ducking women I swear
>betting on losers is free money
????

do people realise jones cormier 2 was a no contest? that literally means jones "didn't win" the rematch.

kys

Your IQ is 65 now? That's rough dude. r/mma is more what you're looking for.

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smelly dumb
low-IQ scum

no not that low more like 85. used to be 90. but i get by on 90 i passed my degree through hard work.

Based dumbposters in my thread
For some jokes here your iq has to be bellow 90iq to trully understand

>sub 120 iqlets

kys then leave

sauce?

why doesn't the old boy have a gay little amish beard

Sum Ting Wong

Just bought a Yea Forums Pass, how big a mistake have I made?

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saved yourself countless hours. it's worth the money unless you don't value your time.

how do I train IQ?

Can, CTE machine, CTE machine, Can
Dustin's a can and all

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>former world champion
>can
i can only imagine what you these kind of posters look like in real life

Ho Lee Fuk

>beat RDA and then got heemed in his first defence
m-m-munster of a champyin b

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I'm ripped and cool

Read the Quran and work out

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you don't seem to understand the definition of a can retard

watch smif

Based highimtom

>coasting to decisions against nobodies
oh wow so impressive cool

This is unironically solid advice.

Hilarious and underappreciatedpilled

He's a can, he's a bum, he's flushed, he got heemed by a lelator no name, his technique is sloppy, his grappling is poor, he's a fucking tin of beans mate

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actually wasn't it a fucking ONE FC junglegook lmao

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You're 6'4" as well

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B b b b b beast

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not bad

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People thought Joanna was good

what's with schaub and flannel

Why hasn't Megan had any white children yet? She's rapidly approaching catlady age.

i remember these weigh ins. That woman was creaming her pants everytime a fighter took their clothes off

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fun fact

volkanski and rumble both started at welterweight

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Just four welterweight bros hanging out

>>>/reddit/
fuck off

Does anyone else feel bad for vick

it's in her contract. dana don't like paying for maternity leave

HEEEEEEEEEEM

ME

INSIDE

Olivi and Joey B are both homosexuals

would you want ugly manlet mutt children?

no hes a idiot right winger weightcut babby

take the case of the manlet 135'er Brian Caraway. Prime Meisha Tate pussy and never impregnated. Meisha meets a new man(non manlet) and gets instantly pregnant.
It gets worse for Benavidez because he is a 125'er and even more of a manlet than Caraway.

only for being born with a nerd headshape and bad hair

My lowkeyboy is about to have another go at the belt after training with GSP, you might not like it, you might even be pissed about it, but you must accept it.

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>Khabib vs Holloway

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Damn, Joanna looks like THAT?

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>i wonder how many memes i can fit into this post

wmma makes me so horny. the weigh ins, the grappling... i usually have to pause for a quick one.

Still only 25, there's no reason Kevin Lee couldn't eventually be LW champ.

At 170, he has no hecking chance.

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what race is anthony smith? no trolling pls

Looks like an octaroon but I'll withhold judgement until Schaub weighs in

americano

He'll move back to 155 and beat tony in the inevitable rematch

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I believe he's some form of ogro de las americas..

Is there anyway we can make Schaub come back for one more fight? Feed him to Greg Hardy

He wuz boutta throw her mat, if you catch my drift.

Mike Perry could make 155 if he were disciplined

have you seen his wife, b?

You JUST know she wrote sickest greentexts on 4chanforhornywomen.
>be me, autistic bi
>have enormous fit body fetish, can't help myself and stare all the time
>get employed by UFC
>volunteer for public events assistant
>they said YES, help with weigh-ins
>JACKPOT
>I just wished this gay creep Rogan wasn't around spoiling all the fun and blocking view

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A year ago he was seriously considering coming back to fight Hardy

I want to see james Vick do good, he's suffered enough

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is this her instagram?
instagram.com/bellabhaddad/

>what's with schaub and flannel

That could be both a setup and a punchline in Schaub's special.

hes half black

It's too late. She already crashed and burned

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That's some Lenny shit.

He’s a gay French lumberjack

Way less than half retard

dont disrepect mygirl, hans

really fatboy? HIS FATHER IS BLACK

>wait until my late 30s to have kids with birth defects becuz muh career

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his father isn't 100% black retard

yeah because everyone just rockets to title contention after training at tristar following a 2 loss skid.

The wall makes no exceptions. Megan is washed up

this

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how do you know? tyrone from walmart? Fatboy

just a whitish boy serving up some decisions

most satisfying losses
>askren KO
>ortega demolition
>jon jones losing to both gus and santos

Because I have a functioning set of eyes and brain that can distinguish a half-nigger from a real nigger, nigger

Schaub is actually undefeated, he took dives in all his “losses”. Nobody gets knocked out from those weak shots he took.

>>jon jones losing to both gus and santos
you see how this poster mixes in his cope with two other reasonable opinions? it's fascinating.

Alright lads this isn't something that really gets asked or discussed

What's your all time favourite heem? Not one you think is the best, just your favourite heem and why?

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ORTEGA GANG OR DON'T BANG!

At risk of being a recency bias fag, the Masvidal knee

Any kids they have will be turbomanlets. It won't matter if their retarded as well

Which fighters have the highest IQ?

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Black Americans, on average, have 25% European admixture.

i have watched both fights about 10 times and i can tell you this, jones lost by every metric, and even if he didn't, he wasn't that close. they were close fights. GOAT isn't a term that applies to people that come close to drawing. mayweather is not the GOAT for the same reason, he drew with de la hoya. real GOATs don't draw.

>what is regression to the mean

This one, the memes that ensued were quite dank

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demian maia is the only fighter with an IQ above 110.

Ryan Hall is 500 IQ

post pic of vater mcdonalds bro

Canor is 2000+ IQ

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>Who is Henry cejudo
>Who is Yoel Romero (actually champ)
>Who is Tony Ferguson

you're the champion of your own world, my friend.

Reminds me to make a picture of Henry not talking about his Gold Medal every 5 minutes! :^)

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3 piece and a soda

Skin literally the exact same color as Aryan posterboy Gus, but yeah he's half nigger for sure absolutely I agree 1000%

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>this passes as white in america
Sad!

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Now that the dust on Cormier’s career has settled, what weight class would he have been most successful at?

For me, it’s lightweight

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What about Rosie Sexton?

3 sodas and a piece?

that's not Robbie Lawler that's Albert Tumenov you caz

the nose knows, tyler

many such cases

>muh lhw cut impossible
then stop eating kfc everyday nigger

he was already successful enough at LHW

>typical canadian

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people think he's competitive
i think he's a fucking loser who doesn't even have the motivation to lose a few pounds

will always be remembered as "second best" in every class because of his addiction to food

based

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is it true that all almost all Moroccans have 12" dicks?

She gettin that thicc torso. She's going to start heeming people now.

when Stephens killed Rony Jason

dios mio...

When will the "john jones high fight IQ meme" end? He simply doesn't have that have of a fight IQ. He is successful because he has a huge size/reach advantage, combined with elite NFL tier athleticism, all in the weakest division in the sport. He doesn't really do anything besides keep range and point fight. Nothing special in his striking or ground game.

>average canadian crowd

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Ryan hall is an engineer and pro fighter
He got a big brain for sure

heemed

>regular everyday canadians

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hey pussy are you still there?

I think it has to be the cro cop liver side kicking bob sapp
One of the first heems i ever saw and it was just amazing
Literally david vs goliath

Pfffft

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My mum just texted me this
>you know you like that cage fighting sport. i was thinking it would be nice how we could get you tickets for it for your birthday. it would be nice if we could all go with your brother as well.
I'm currently not talking to my brother and she;s trying to manipulate me into meeting him.

gonna be rolling an amanda nunes in wow classic boys

save the premium content for your blog

What's the issue with your brother?

why aren't you talking to him?

mirin those lats

Hes flushed, i actually thought he was good and then he loses against a part time fighter real estate agent lmao

The saddest thing about this is that she thinks the UFC would bring a good enough card to the UK for you to want to attend.

depends on which fight

Korean zombie heemed in the last 10 seconds by an elbow after touching gloves and making frens sticks out

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Don't like him. He did a lot of shit to me growing up and is an all round dick to me usually. Don't see why I have to put up with it just because we;re related.

Do it for your mom user, she's trying to keep the family together as it should be

You're anonymous faggot, what exactly did he do to you?

he raped him

aspen ladd uk headliner

>jon jones
>goat

Jon Jones can never be GOAT because he hasn't moved up a weight class to challenge for a second belt. The goat is probably GSP for this reason.

Jones isn't even top 3

>mcgregor had two belts
>cejudo has two belts
>DC had two belts
>nunes has two belts

Too long to explain. Everything from burn me with hot scissors to humiliate me in front of my friends. AND managed to convince my parents he didn't do any of it. For years he beat me up and stole my money and shit. Even as adults he continues this bullshit.

Heem your brother

How old are you two?
Behave like a grown man and try to establish a healthy relationship with ur family
Dont be faggot

and you never grew out of it? wtf dude lol

Does he realize he fucked up for feel any bad? What's an ecounter like if you're in same room suddenly?

sounds pretty based to me bong

what did he finger your arehole or something? Is that why you're such a poof? That's your blood you mong

Don't listen to this Brazilian, that type of behaviour is ordinary in their dump

do you into reading posts

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this has the potential to be an S-rank /heem/ image

He'd probably try to pretend like nothing happened then as soon as he has a moment alone with me he'd probably say something like "remember the time I shaved off your eyebrows? That was funny wasn't it? Just remember your place user". Guy is a fucking psycho and I want nothing to do with him. My parents are just as manipulated into it but they can't say shit because they're scared of him.

Ignore these faggots and listen to me when I say you need to heem your brother

no and stop posting such horrendous cursed imagery

yeah just be a fucking poof and get bullied your whole life lmao, pretty fitting behaviour for a leaf i reckon

fake as shit, just spam like you normally do

that's exactly what i said he should do faggot

heem him then jesus u puss

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Quit being a pussy and talk shit back, ask him if he's still murdering cats or some shit. Call him out on being a nutcase

>remember that time I heemed your eyebrows? That was funny wasn't it? Just remember your place user
absolutely based

this is a meme opinion, all of the double champs are meme fighters that have meme amounts of title defenses and don't hold a candle to the true GOATS.

>be me
>working out a gym, anytime fitness
>no heavy bag or anything to hit,so I bring my own
>hang it up on pull bars with rope and tape
>start beating the shit out of it
>feeling confident, decide i'll approach the beautiful woman across the gym
>approach, intending to ask for her number
>shout quickly "hi are you a number?!"
>"ummm no"
>leave gym and never go back
>get home and realize I'm wearing 3 year old sneakers with holes in them. The shoes are coated in green because I cut grass with them
>There was a hole also in my sock,so my big unclipped toenail is very visible sticking out of my shoe

could that have turned her off?

>"remember the time I shaved off your eyebrows? That was funny wasn't it? Just remember your place user"
Your brother is an ALPHA, prolly slays mad puss

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>Heard you were talking shit, /heem/?

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You needed to grab her arm to show her how strong you are and grind your cock on her arse to show her you've got a meaty hog

>the chad eldest vs the virgin younger

i'm imagining a retard punching a bag at the middle of the gym now

>He simply doesn't have that have of a fight iq
Kevin Pee has the same kind of huge reach that Jon has and he sucks. Also Jon is not a nfl caliber athlete he can't even dunk. youtu.be/UwjS5eLQrck He's also said his 40 time is around 5 seconds.
Jon has made adjustments during fights (see the Machida fight) and has followed game plans to perfection (see the second DC fight). LHW isn't the weakest division flyweight and heavyweight are both weaker and Jon cleaned out LHW to make it seem weak.

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Fight him and stream it for us. Wear a headset and we'll give you advice.

this is good advice

>jon is not an nfl caliber athlete
>both brothers are in the NFL

He could've been too, but he chose mma

Rebeling after being 20y his playtoy will be hard but not impossible
Why not pay someone to heem him, i always had people like that as "friends"
How big is he

>immediately gives up trying
Jon confirmed heartlet

tbqh, if someone did this to me he would be already killed

fuck that whore dude

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alright bigfoot helach

no he couldn't you idiot jesus christ

As much as i hate him, he has a great corner and has big fight iq

trane then whoop his ass you pussi

just want to see heems

step outside then hue

I saw Donald Cerrone at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

there's a party going on but i'm already kinda drunk

Here's Russell Westbrook's (an elite NBA athlete) brother. Just because your brother is a Chad doesn't mean you'll win the genetic lottery too. Part of why Jon is so good is because he was bullied by his brothers for being the skinny weak one.

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how could he not? Jesus christ, two of his brothers, with the same mother and father, are elite in the NFL. Jon could've easily made it, if he put his talents towards football rather than mma.

You've got to be shitting me. His brothers are in the NFL. same genetics

amazing, I don't think one of those even landed flush.

Poll: which UFC fighter would you ask to heem your shitty brother if you had one?

none, i'd do it myself

And? His brother is just young and fat. He could easily lose weight, workout, and be a successful athlete.

Which one is in the nba?

cejudo so I could take the piss out of him mercilessly and or watch my big brother beat up some midget

I wish that was true, but the Vitor fight and the broken toe against Chael prove otherwise

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Or t ferg

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hurr but he could just play in nfl his bros are in it n he does POOfc why not? Lol thats not how it works you stupid faggot

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>not heel hooking your brother and leaving him with a permanent limp

Are you about to tell me his brother is a nba caliber athlete? Sure he could be athletic, but you're saying Jon could be a nfl caliber athlete because his brothers were.

All around me are familiar faces

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Jon himself has said he wasn't a good athlete dumbass. I think he would know better than you. If he was a decent athlete he'd be able to dunk since he's 6'4 with a 7 foot wingspan and he'd probably have KO power too. Rumble is more akin to a nfl caliber athlete, but even he wouldn't make the NFL.

based as fuck

>bb-but his brothers.... same genetics... mma... hes a bbbb-beast
>any mma fighter could prob start for the patriots

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brainlet.

if ine brother can make it in a given sport, the other(s) can. nick and nate diaz for example

>same genetics

Siblings do not have the same genetics. They only share 50% of their genes.

>As far as the first fight - this is the truth - that was a misunderstanding of the rules... and the way I thought it worked, was that if you... tapped, you lost that ROUND.
>so I thought what they would do is they would go to a judges decision, they'd go four rounds to one and we'd go home and I'd be the new champion.
>and if anyone had explained to me... that that stops the bout in its entirety, I would not have tapped. Yeah. It was a complete misundertstanding.
>NOW i get it. I had never been in a five round fight, so it was new... I just didn't know.

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>flyweight and heavyweight are both weaker
It's simple statistics. Flyweight and heavyweight are at the end of the binomial distribution so not many fighters fight at those weights in the population.

Lol. Absolute dunce.

They both get a mixture of the same genes from their mom and dad

Heem your brother. Stand with one foot on his head to show your dominance. I once did this to my cousin because he was bullying me. Cunt didn't dare to look me in the eyes for a very long time. We're cook now.

I literally could have been a NFL player if i wanted to
Just get fat and train runing and the same time, woop di doop

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whew lad, yeah fur sure Cooper Manning was a bbbbbeast of an NFL player

>Nick and Nate Diaz
You can be a fighter without being an elite athlete. Do you think Roy Nelson was an elite athlete? Saying Jon could have been a nfl player is dumb because nfl players get paid more why would he not take that path?

>NFL is just fat guy with run
based 3rd world country logic

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Roy nelson is a good athlete. He is just fat, which isn't that big of a deal, because his sport is throwing a punch.

Being strong and durable is part of athleticism

I just googled
Every croat that went to murica became an athlete
Their best handegg coach belichick has croatian roots

It's entirely possible Jones could have missed out on many of the genes that made his brothers excel in the NFL.

this.
you fucking idiots think an elite athlete would dedicate this life to fighting in a cage for $500 at a holiday inn in front of 50 retarded faggots, when he could be worth millions at 22?

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not how it works. You don't just inherit completely random genes. You get a good mixture of your parents.

Athletic parents= athletic children. This is why you have brothers sports

>eli and peyton
>nick and nate diaz
>jon jones brothers
>etc.

Some dont even run and just hump players that get pushed on the ground

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There's like 25 total fighters from all these countries. Molly McCann or Leon Edwards will get a shot soon

i could have been in the nfl if i was a big black man born in the us

who's this roid machine

fur sure shure my man, hey lets get off the prussian fur trading forum and go sign with the Bengals

you mean prison?

There's no relation between how stacked a card is and how entertaining it is

Everyone knows that if you're related to an athlete, that you can be one as well no matter what. Fucking genetic cazzies ITT

Rigged? Bones won that fight. Fair play to Santos fighting on a destroyed knee

Born in 1974, Manning was the first child of Archie Manning and Olivia Manning. He played football for Isidore Newman School as a wide receiver and had a breakout year his senior year of high school with his brother Peyton Manning throwing all of the passes.[3]

Manning was a highly ranked prospect out of high school and ended up committing to the University of Mississippi, Archie's alma mater. When practices started in the summer before school, Manning felt some numbness in his fingers and toes, so he went to the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota to be diagnosed.[4] There he was told that he had spinal stenosis, a narrowing of the spine and pinching of the nerves.[3][5] Manning accepted the diagnosis and immediately ended his playing career.

In honor of Cooper, Peyton donned his brother's jersey number, 18, when he began his professional career in the National Football League in 1998.

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thoughts on billie eilish?
thoughts on instagram?
thoughts on gymnastics?
thoughts on airplanes?
thoughts on haemochromatosis?
thoughts on 10 hour shifts?
thoughts on Yea Forums?
thoughts on the boston red sox?
thoughts on taking the picks?
thoughts on nsfw pictures?
thoughts on steven sletten?
thoughts on lillian?
thoughts on EKRE?
thoughts on sophie griffin?
thoughts on kylie maede?
thoughts on jessica rose clark?
thoughts on seinfeld?
thoughts on kramer?
thoughts on derek schott?
thoughts on working proxies?
thoughts on the dark knight?
thoughts on milan?
thoughts on prague?
thoughts on flowers?
thoughts on chocolate?
thoughts on michael?
thoughts on KAPO?
thoughts on interpol?
thoughts on scat?
thoughts on spamming?
thoughts on inherting 20 million usd?
thoughts on mini khabib?
thoughts on cyber security?
thoughts on being black and gay?
thoughts on wiggers?
thoughts on the chevy camaro?
Fuck niggers.
Fuck jews.
Fuck whites who convict whites for killing blacks.
Fuck rap.
Fuck r&b
Fuck hiphop
Fuck wiggers
Fuck ms13
Fuck the triads
Fuck coal burners.
Fuck oil drillers.
Fuck the EU.
Fuck NATO.
Fuck all white traitors.
Fuck Muslims
Fuck Zionists..
Fuck Chinks.
Fuck Weebs.
Fuck Autists.
Fuck Gang Members.
Fuck criminals.
Fuck AOC.
Shoot all border hoppers on sight.
Fuck diversity.
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Fuck vegans.
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>clearly roids
>posts about God all the time
could you be more basic?

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They're not twins. 50% of their DNA differs. There is room for great variation between siblings. You need to get this through your head and stop pretending you know the first thing about genetics or heritability.

Did Jones likely inherit genes that make him better suited for the NFL than the average person? Yes. Did he inherit genes that made him as suited for it as his brothers? Not necessarily.

>he only keeps range and point fights
Yeah because that's where his advantage lies. He avoids danger, avoids damage, and wins every fucking fight. Bones has a very high fight IQ.

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Jones would have moved up to beat DC at heavyweight. He wants no part of Stipe

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>bulky
>John McCain face
Yeah, nah

>he's low T

no, she definitely isn't

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Oh my god no one fucking cares you pathetic loser. Go suck his broken dick already, faggot

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>Conveniently leaves out Cooper Manning when talking about the Mannings
>Pretends the Diaz bros are elite athletes because they've done a triathlon
>Doesn't see how Jon could be the Cooper Manning of the family
This is such a stupid argument tbqh. Why can't you just accept Jon has good fight iq? There's literally no reason to believe he could have made the NFL. Again, Jon himself said he wasn't a good athlete.

Can't believe Baldo has resorted to calling out Flyweights to feel good again. Has anyone ever been flushed as bad as Baldo after the Conor fight?

McGregor after the Khabib fight.

aldo can't make 135 right??

Maybe, but at least he took the clue and stopped fighting. Baldo is literally calling out flyweight midgets.

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Gus has pink skin. Smith's is yellowish, a hallmark of mixed heritage.

how good is cory sandhagen?

>henry cedoodoo
based

Assuncao exposing this can

He's octaroon at most

Aljo is a meme and Serra-Longo is the worst camp in MMA

ah dood we gat da jewjitsu mind a Sierra and da boxin a Longo, fuckin unstappauble bro

Pillow fisthagen

This isn't my walkout but it is my /heem/ thread theme :)
youtube.com/watch?v=tN_HVup9oOg

Sandhagen is the Jon Jones of featherweight, unstoppable pressure and range management to go with elite grappling

He can make 135 easily if he wants to

>241 was heem day 2
Shut the fuck up, idiot,

>Aldo went from top 3 P4P GOAT featherweight to being heemed in 13 seconds and destroyed so badly by Max 'CTE itiswadditisbrudda' Holloway that he's been forced out of the division to fight midgets
Rockhold-tier JUSTed

He cant even make 45 easily

heh... every day's heem day when I'm around

Because he's lazy and undisciplined. Anyone can make any reasonable weight given enough time and the proper diet+training.

Wtf it was heem day 2 yesterday???

this was the most satisfying one punch loss in my mma world

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There was a thread about it you cazzie. Stop acting like 239 was better than 241.

Its not a reasonable weight

This
No grown man should weigh 135 lbs

Are you 16 years old? I'm asking sincerely.

I agree this is the correct way to look at it.

consider this
I'm undefeated

>rping your post fight interview
what a silly little man

he literally was champion after the McGaygor fight

>there was a thread about it

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That’s because he got a pity paper belt rematch with fwonkie, then got smacked back to back by max

karolina kowalkiewicz vs tecia torres is the fight to make

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why do I find her cute?

he's 5'7" retard, 135 is completely reasonable

yes, Max is just better and bigger than him and pretty much everybody at this division, still he's far from being the most flushed fighter in the UFC lol, Barão is a true utterly flushed fighter not him

Why is Jon Jones so good bros? Its not fair. We can't beat him.

is that a tanned sage northcutt?

she didn't lose

this. he used to cut weight just training at FW, now he will actually have a proper diet as you said, this was Aldo's fight week routine

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are Brapentina posters the biggest chads in this chat?

more like
>I made a thread about it and will post about it ad nauseam

Connor should go back to 145 desu

if Michael Johnson can I don't see why he can't, 145=death my ass

we could only know if he actually fought in his natural division

Connor should go to 125

f.am

senpai

t.bh

desu

c.umbrain

cumbrain

k.y
self

I'd heem you leafnigger

I would roll around on top of those shoes naked and then not shower for months.

kys faggot

I'm 6'2" and 147, but I am 19

do I have a shot against Max Smolloway?

how big is your hog most importantly

Rumble had a better career than Gustafsson despite being a heartlet

imagine the smell

average(is 6in average?

Not gonna make it I'm afraid. /heem/ average is 7.5

what are the most brutal case of fighters mogging others?

I would say Bisping tightly keeping the mic away from Moraes that time is up there

How much do you weigh and what weightclass do you cut down to?

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217, but I cut down to flyweight

gonna need an image of that one

lol...

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she got sanctioned by the athletic commission for weighing 160 pounds in the cage, she didn't lose she gained

How would a chimp do in the ufc? Bear in mind they hover around flyweight.

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with or without DMT?

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If Aspen weighs 160 the day after weigh-ins what does she walk around at?

We have left the Goobert Era and entered the Cheese Era

youtu.be/y0jnVA_66-s

20 second mark

she cuts to 180 for her camp

Who wins the war?

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Probably 180+. She's a legit BrapHawg and should be fighting at the 145 BrapHawg division.

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Maia flushes this bum back to Asia

Can anyone make webms from fight pass?

maia by flying elbow

jfc lmao this imagery

why does askrens head look so tiny

ultimate chess match lads

so hype

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whomst is you're favourite female fighter?

>>>/reddit/

Think about it, if you're losing and you tap out before the fight is over, then you don't lose.

*whomst've

Is manletweight dare I say, the hottest division right now?

imagine getting bullied by your own brother as an "adult" lmao

isn’t this the nigger who is 1-0?

many such cases

DC was winning until he lost!

>Anonymous 08/26/19(Mon)02:18:59 No.95009305▶
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> >>>/reddit/
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>Anonymous 08/26/19(Mon)02:19:55 No.95009321▶
> Think about it, if you're losing and you tap out before the fight is over, then you don't lose.
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>Anonymous 08/26/19(Mon)02:22:18 No.95009362▶
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> *whomst've
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>Anonymous 08/26/19(Mon)02:28:28 No.95009434▶
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> Is manletweight dare I say, the hottest division right now?
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>Anonymous 08/26/19(Mon)02:30:57 No.95009479▶
> imagine getting bullied by your own brother as an "adult" lmao
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>Anonymous 08/26/19(Mon)02:33:27 No.95009511▶
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> isn’t this the nigger who is 1-0?
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>Anonymous 08/26/19(Mon)02:33:54 No.95009517▶
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> many such cases

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who revved him

lads, what if the USA mens team won the 2022 world cup?

I have an iq between 140-161 ama

Thoughts on BJ Penn?

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Nate has the most overrated boxing in the ufc. His hands are slow, his footwork is slow, his punches are sloppy, and he doesn't move his head. He gets by on relying on his reach and using his jab until his opponent gases.

>Ben's cut his hair even shorter
It's not looking good lads...

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literally who other than complete turbocazzies says that Nate has impressive boxing

good. Hope he gets heemed in 4 seconds this time

Yes well people care more about an iron chin than skill.

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all time GOAT journalist

What does BJ stand for in BJ Penn?

who's chin is stronger? Clapping Max or middle finger Nate?

I think you'd be surprised. There are cazzies who think he has better boxing than Masvidal. They'll pop up on here if they ever announce the fight. I think Toilet Till would have boxed up Nate and heemed him in the early rounds tbqh.

Big Jamaican

I'd say Max this is the only time we've ever actually seen him wobbled like that.

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Barber Jamal

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Will never forget all the people who thought Max would box up Dustin. So glad clap defense Max got exposed that night.

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CTE

>gets halfway heemed
>claps
>all better
based

BJ "BJ" Penn

Schaub is God

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very anxious tobh
I hope Ben can avoid being perma-flushed

>*pours you a drink*

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h-heh... thanks mate...

Go on, drink it lad..

I don't drink, sorry

*downs it and tries to keep a straight face* Good stuff... thanks haha

*heems you*

Maybe Quinton rampage just cause I'm a fan of his and would offer him to stay for dinner after

I don’t drink brother

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>there are people out there that think Dustin poirier can beat khabib

>Being a chelase fan

Holy shit I hope this guy goes missing in Brasil

dustin heems him

Why would I be of drinking this shit? 1 vodka please

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people wear gringo team jerseys here for style, i remember seeing Aldo himself wearing a Tottenham shirt in a interview

Is someone taking the UFC Chinese card picks?

They don't have enough niggers and spics.
Only brainlets get into the cage.

there's more than 46 million spics in Spain

He can and once he does Khabib will retire from embarrassment

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Why do Bony Sperguson's fans worship him so fervently

What do any of those people have to do with the countries listed?

he will

He is the spiciest fighter in MMA history who is actually top tier

Phony got rocked by Cando Cannata, just wait until he actually has to fight someone that isn't flushed.

Conor, Nate, Khabib, Poorier all beat him brutally.

he isn't and basically this .

...

>Conor
>Nate
Cazzie

He's an actual martial artist.

I've never seen a fighter land so many clean windup shots as Poirier yet he never finishes anyone. He's a powerlet.

u need something for wider audiance not just heemsters

literally who

Nah, Jones has a high fight IQ and I don't even like the guy.