/cric/ - Kino test match edition

HOW TO CATCH BALL!?!?!?
HOW TO REVIEW!?!?!?

SAME OLD AUSSIES

ALWAYS CHEATING

SAME OLD AUSSIES

ALWAYS SEETHING

Test cricket Best cricket

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what a fucking game

fucking hell, how do three different players fuck it up on three separate occasions?

Was that the best innings of all time by Stokes?

>England win by 1 review
>England win by most boundaries
>England win by refereeing decisions
>England win

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I AM SERIOUSLY GOING TO DESTROY YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT UMPIRE WILSON YOU CUNT FUCKER. YOU ARE A FUCKING CUNT SHITCUNT FUCK AND I WILL PERSONALLY MAKE YOU A FUCKING CUNT FUCKING FUCK YOU

If Leach were to magically disappear after the bowler had bowled the ball, not ONE of them would've hit the stumps.

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>1-80
Cummins is shit lads

That crowd chanting "you're not singing anymore"

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not a bad win against australia A

Minutely reminder that Cummins can be clearly seen to shake his head and say "No" to Paine after his LBW shout, and Paine still went ahead and reviewed it.
He literally has the best position on the field to judge it, and the bowler himself says no, and he still goes upstairs.

Absolute fix.

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They can't keep getting away with it.

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>AUSFAILIA

GET OFF THE PITCH, FUCK OFF

I didn't even care about Cricket before this summer and now I've witnessed some of the best matches in the history of the game.

NOICE GARRRRRRYYYY

POMMED.COM

kill yourself tim paine
kill yourself nathan """"""""The GOAT"""""""""" lyon
kill yourself marcunt harris
kill yourself joel """""""""""""elite umpire""""""""""""" wilson

A truly Shakespearean game of cricket

>brown people

Disgusting

redditstralia SEETHING
poos RAGING
pakistanis FUMING
what a fucking test match
love tests simple as!!!!

YOU'RE NOT SINGING
YOU'RE NOT SINGING
YOU'RE NOT SINGING

YOU JUST WATCHED HISTORY

>Blaming Wilson
The decision was retarded but Tim Paine and his stupid tactics lost this game

i edited wikipedia lads!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seething

YOU TOO PAINE YOU FUCKING SHITCUNT. USELESS FUCKING BATSMAN AND THAT WAS SOME OF THE WORST FUCKING CAPTAINCY IVE EVER SEEN YOU SHIT CUNT.

I am fucking seething. Tim Paine is a pile of shit.

>forgetting lyon for fumbling that runout

GGs England, excited for the next one.

Name a better innings.

Is this a far larger slip from Australia than England's was in the first innings? It has to be, right?

Fucking gee up the lbw wasnt given but jesus paine is a fucking mong

one of the few times i've found one of those funny

fuck niggers

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If you think about it, Australia lost because of Joel Wilson's incompetence.
Lacked the plumbs to give out a plumb LBW.

obviously

Im not even mad. That was such a good but shit game if that make sense

NEED MORE BOUNCERS
DONT BOWL AT THE STUMPS LADS

You forgot to mention the city of Liverpool

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DINGO STOLE MY ASHES

10/10

I JUST SAID IN THE OTHER THREAD YOU FUCK, IF HE GAVE IT OUT THEN THEY ENGLAND WOULD HAVE REVIEWED AND THE RIGHT DECISION MADE. HES A FUCKING FUCK CUNT WHO DOESNT HAVE A BRAIN AND SHOULDN'T EVEN COACH MY LOCAL U12S CRICKET GAME. EXECUTE

>10th wicket partnership: 76

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hope tim the faggot cock sucker paine gets caught up in one of englands weekly terrorist attacks

Hi test Anglo bulls! Did not imagine we would get out of that hole we dug. Eat shit you upside down mentality dwarfs!

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why didn't australia review??

Buying a cricket shirt lads

unironically blame paine for wasting the review on something pitching outside leg

If anyone's wondering, 3rd lowest 1st innings score to still win a test.

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What was the bigger fuck up?

The dumbass review, the dropped catch or the Lyon fumble?

Should have reviewed it.

It's a bittersweet feel lads

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SEETHING

Big brain cricket idea. Get bowled out for about fifty in your first innings, so you have two days to lazily chase down 350 runs.

Cricket Australia, immediately needs to revoke the captaincy ban on smith and fucking drop Paine

KEK

tim paine needs to kill himself for wasting the review
if i dont wake up tomorrow to headlines about his pathetic suicide, i will go nuts

KNIGHT HIM

KNIGHT HIM

KNIGHT HIM

KNIGHT HIM

KNIGHT HIM

The national villain Tim Paine

have to be up in 4 hours but stayed up because I thought this was going to be one of those games

mad we lost but fucking hell, best game I've ever seen

GG

no need to be racist cunt.

Honestly I think that was a bit off. It was going more down leg and got straightened off the front pad. Hawkeye used the back pad.

worth it

That dropped run out reminded me of Brett Lee's last game in the BBL where he was on a hattrick ball to force a tie and shitcunt Henriques stood there at the wicket and dropped it cold just like Lyon.

100% the review; there was a degree of difficulty for the other two things, all Tim Paine had to do was not be an absolute fucking fool, AND HE COULDN'T DO IT

That wont happend lad. They wont remove a captain mid series

nigeria rising

Remember that 1886 match like it was yesterday

The review because they actively decided to do it. The Australian captain literally decided to throw his last review away

review
fumble
catch

Lyon fumble, definitely.
The catch would've been a screamer if he took it, and the review itself didn't effect the match.

Tim Paine should never play another game for Australia in any format

And the Series actually keeps going. Makes it all the better for both sets of fans

i mean that is the greatest batting performance i have ever seen to be entirely frank with you
what a test match

can literally ANYONE give me me one (1) reason why the faggot tim paine is in the side?

pretty much all the tests in the 1800s.

Embarrassing 2bh

My penis is FUCKING erect lads

Based. Want a cutie Caribbean girl. British empire dab on them

FUCK I'M SORRY FOR EVER DOUBTING >US
BASED FUCKING STOKES

The wife is in for it now

Kek

Innings of the series right there lads

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>england have to rely on shit umpires and injuring our best batsmen to win

What a 'team'

>Go from a collapse of 67 all out to successfully chasing 358
The FUCK am I watching

Timmy on suicide watch.

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Definitely. Even the fucking bowler told him not to review it.

Because hes the captain

Cant really blame Harris for the drop - wouldve been a stunner. His throw the the bowler instead of the keeper (I think it was him) was arguably wrose, wouldve been close

the review was the worst part by far. the catch harris put down was genuinely a hard take, the lyon runout required skill, literally ALL tim paine had to do was listen to his fucking bowler

man of the match? for me stokes followed by lababababom

Dubs and I murder a nigger

should have reviewed it mate

>Harris drop
>Lyon run out drop
>Used up all reviews on shit calls

Unreal bottling

>Original decision "out"

Wut?

unchanged lineup for 4th test

*negates your wicket snatching*

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>bowl a team out for 67
>still lose

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the better team wins. everything else is irrelevant.

C O P E

can't blame the catch, it wasn't easy under normal circumstances, wasted review for me. anyone can make a mistake in the heat of the moment but he made the active decision to fuck it up.

The catch and the dropped ball by lyon were tough in their contexts

the review was total rubbish that Cummins dismissed as being a possibility. Paine was rattled and desperate for a miracld

When will the COWARD Tim Paine resign???

reminder ultraedge was never used for the underedge and this is irrelevant

The WC final coupled with this makes me think there's some kind of scheme to revive cricket in England. I'll look into it some more and report back lads.

Tim Paine "ah well, it happens mate"
A DIRECT quote from TMS just now LMFAOOOO he's undroppable and he knows it!!!

Imagine blowing your review like that

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I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE IT

holy fuck paine is fucking SEETHING on TMS

>paine:ah look it happens doesn't it?
>aggers: does it?
>paine: well it just did mate.

It came home lad, it’s in the soil, in the blood

drop roy
open with leach
bring in anderson

Tim Paine doesn't even seem to care on TMS lol

How does that nig not just give it out knowing England have a review anyway?

Surely Paine is finished. Surely. He CANNOT play in the 4th test. Hes a fucking liability

Sir Ben Stokes
Sir Joel Wilson
Sir Tim Paine
Knighted for services to English cricket.

Lyon's runout fumble reminds me of when you are trying to run in your dreams/nightmares and move on the spot.

Fumble
Review
Harris throwing wrong end

What a fucking choke

He didn't say that, are you fucking serious

IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME I WOULD SERIOUSLY PUNCH MRS WILSON SO HARD IN HER NIGGER STOMACH THAT SHE WOULDNT HAVE TAKEN THE 9 MONTHS THAT EACH NIGGER TAKES TO TAKE A SHIT. FUCK HIM

Is Stokes the most clutch batsmen in world cricket at the moment?

Don't think anyone really comes close.

That's the worst fucking Australia captaincy since deciding "yeah, tampering with the ball sounds like a good idea"
>let the batter pick off singles last or 2nd last ball of the over even when you've got 60 runs to spare
>yeah, shitty wide bouncers with the one ball you've got at the 11 is a good idea, let's keep doing it
>review when your bowler knows it's not out, and you know the umpires are utter shit who can and will fuck up plumb LBW's
>gee look the umpire fucked up a plumb lbw, shame about that review

>bowl the team all out for 67
>still lose

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No point in actually committing suicide because I'm essentially dead inside now.
This is what I get for making the celebration thread.
Please press S to spit on me.

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I swear on my life he did mate yeah.

based aggers taking the piss

Hes the captain lad.

Hes going to be there.

>rely on aussies stupid mistakes

ftfy

Roy has too much talent to be dropped.

Based Aggers with the wind-up

hot

IMPLYON FUCKED UP DESU

I still love you, mate

H

could have used some rain tbqh

twitter.com/englandcricket/status/1165644340158484481?s=20

Warney is talking bollocks.

>Ozzies cheat
>Have to play a shit player just to have a captain
>He costs them the game

This is better than any amount of booing.
That Sandpaper as literally cost (you) the ashes.

Umpires should be better though not gonna lie. We did not deserve that.

Just fuck him off and make smith captain again. Even though they said he would never captain again. Paine is an actual loser.

yes ben stokes is great but the rest of the team are still mentality midgets and we should still make 5 changes and sack joe root as captain

HAHAHAHAHAH

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T20 utterly btfo by the lads.

>original decision
>out

that's /cric/ m8, you win some you lose some.

based

The thing about the singles triggers me nearly as much as the review.
He was consciously, willingly giving his bowlers exactly 1 (ONE) ball per over to take the wicket.

>67 was the lowest innings in a test win in 131 years

OH NO NO NO NO

smith is banned from captaincy for another year

This is the Aggers

How was this given Not Out? That's a joke.

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they'll probably give it to some shitty netball player to appear woke

>we'll have a review, mate

*a hero will rise*

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Yep

SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN SIR BEN

he just needs to play his natural game

Aussies too retarded to beat a poor team

ultraedge was never used for an underedge so this is irrelevant

It was out for sure.

I wish that instead of losing in heartbreaking fashion that we would have won.

S E E T H E
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Probably thought he heard an edge.
He was literally intimidated by the crowd and the situation into the decision he gave.

tu bahut bol rha tha kal...
what now faggot?

Thanks mate.
I love you like Madoka, but like all logic and reason Paine had to make that review, she doesn't exist.

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it shouldn't have needed to be reviewed but fucking hell paine is such a fucking retard

It was spinning and may have hit the front pad.
I can see why Joel had doubt.

Sterling will get it lmao

the fucking lbw was so plumb too, how the FUCK did joel not give it out

Might do a Stokes and clobber some cunt.

This glorious anger! HAHAHAHA yesssssssss!!!! :D

>Ben Stokes made 74 off 45 balls in that final stand.
lmao, what was he last night, like 10 of 90 or something

Umpires were shit, just like every player other than Ben Stokes

Umpire joel wilson, thats how

sauce?

Umpire bottled it, just like Paine & Lyon.

Zerogoose is LITERALLY in this thread right now

reinforcements are on their way

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>review itself didn't effect the match.

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keep him in for the series
you're right though he is shit, even worse captain than the cowardly root

>lmao, what was he last night, like 10 of 90 or something
2 for 60 this morning

Ben has just mogged him

i hope jofra bowls a 96mph bouncer into tim paine's skull killing him slowly and painfully

He hit his hundredth ball for 6 to make 29

WE ALL FUCKING KNOW THAT JOEL WILSON IS SHIT, THAT'S A KNOWN FACTOR AND A REASON WHY PAINE WASTING THAT REVIEW IS EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS

amazing match but it was more of a contest to see who could bottle it the most

punishing paine for reviewing the lbw against leach

yep, changed gears fantastically
fuck it the coward should just give him the captaincy NOW

This tbqh. It clearly hit the front pad and was going down leg.

youtube.com/watch?v=rxRvDpF2FDA

Friendly reminder Ben Stokes reverse slogged sweeped Lyon for six with about 60 runs still needed lmao

2 off 50

He already peaked lad.

How was he even umpiring this match after the first one?

What, in your path????

Pretty much, like it is very harsh on the Aussies but he's a known quantity of shit.

THE AUSSIES BOTTLED IT BRILLIANT!

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seething

>and the review itself didn't effect the match.
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

how the fuck do we get the wc final and this in the same year

yes and didnt they bottle it

please watch our sport

paine the coward speaks.

>let's waste a review knowing the umpire officiating is utterly incompetent
Brainy decision.

SERIOUS BOLLOCKS

honestly, could steve bucknor be worse than this? I dont think so

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Idk lad even the commentators were saying how shit he was in the first game

based

CUNT

stokesey swearing on tms
lad

What a ride it has been.. unfuckingbelievable

Paine is an absolute wanker

This makes it all worth it

wait what the fuck, was this trip ever cracked? is this the real goosey?

>Saying 'bollocks on Her Majesty's TSM

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how the fuck can the ump get away with that shit call

It was fucking plumb

MAYBE THE REAL PRIZE IS THE BANTER WE HAVE ALONG THE WAY

Lads I reckon Ben Stokes has balls big enough to have their own Planetary system

Time to invest in some Australian salt mines

How is #executetimpaine not #1?

what's #3? do the japs even know what cricket is? they haven't confused it with baseball or something have they?

Has this series surpassed 2005 already?

For me, its #illegible asian language

Australia skipper Tim Paine: "Ah look, it happens mate. Ben Stokes has played one of the great innings. It's got to sting but we have to trust our process, we were very close. We are on the right track and we have two more chances to win the Ashes.

"I've seen Stokesy do it too many times, he played out of his skin and he had a bit of luck. The lbw shout is irrelevant, we can't control it, it was given not out.

"The whole series has been pretty good to watch. We could have batted them right out of the game and we left the door open for them."

LADS WE NEED TO CLAIM FROM FILTHY /HOC/ HANDS

t. Paine is a cuck

this desu

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

kill yourself tim paine you cunt

>Paine not literally smashing his skull in with his own bat causing a bleed on the brain and ultimately death after that perfomrance

Not within the spirit of the game, a disgraceful act desu

Lucky for him that he's got to stay in England for 2 more tests.
He would literally be lynched if he flew back to Australia today.

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Everyone just spam 'Sir Ben Stokes'

>umpires are shit, news at 11.
LBW's might as well just go to DRS automatically. The human umpires can't be trusted.

What a spineless beta bitch.

Cheeky

Someone needs to punch Paine upside the head

ROOOOT

no he wouldnt
you wouldnt do shit
be quiet

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seething

steve smith

i literally want nothing more than tim paine to die

What if it was umpire's call though? He can't give it out, if he doesn't think it was out.

That said, I have no idea how you could think it wasn't out. It was fucking plumb.

When is the last time Paine got a decent score too?

Im telling you guys, this guy is an actual loser. He probably posts here. Complete beta male

How do I stop the seething lads? If I continue stewing you might as well call me goulash.

You know an intelligible asian hashtag is great when you click it and you still can't tell what it's about even with dozens of translated tweets & pictures.

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>its not the end of the world and we are here to win the series and theres two games left

cunt all you had to do was not use that review and we would have it

Jusy want to say it's more about the amazing innings played by Stokes than anything Australia or the Umpires did or did not do right or wrong.

It was plumb if it didn't hit the bat.
It was very close to the bat and I can only assume the umpire thought there was an edge.

misaki honda mate

goosey give me your bnet again please for classic

he literally has never

Lyon has such good hands too, it's crazy what pressure does

I am genuinely happy England pulled that off so don't take it as sour grapes but Wilson should be demoted immediately

K

KEEP ME POSTED.

Glad the crowd booed the coward Joe Root for his horrific captaincy and batting

>in 4 hours time, there'll be a new thread bitching about Lyon's fumble and justifying the review decision

Can't wait to tell Tim to fuck off

Shut up Root.

あなたの番です
beats me

Joe Root has no earlobes.

Can we all agree, FUCK the ECB and FUCK STRAUSS for trying to kill test cricket in this country with their stupid meme 100 shit

That was a fucking choke job and a half.

kek wasn't there something similar in 2005 where it was nowhere near his glove and it was given out caught behind

the umpiring blunder makes it even better

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>The Ashes is a Test cricket series played between England (a.k.a Ben Stokes) and Australia

kek at wiki.

If it's umpire's call then it's close enough to be given out.

BOX OFFICE AS FUCK

champion, thanks

actually fucking uehsbaiKajab

it means its your turn (for what i dont know)
given its japan theyre probably hinting for tim paine to commit suicide

should have used their review at the end there

jack leach is absolute banter

johnny bears toe haha

Mental midget

I actually think there is a security risk if Wilson comes to umpire in Aus this summer.

no it hit his glove but he had taken it off the bat at point of impact

>there are Australians who are fast asleep and don't know the result yet

Howling

no problem mate

agree but not literally

how dare you mention it

I hate him so much.

ENGLAND AND WINNING DODGILY

Based combo to cause maximum seethe

Your turn to kill (yourself Tim Paine)
Some TV program.

kek
KEK
K E K

Imagine wasting a review when you only need one wicket, and then not being able to review when the umpire makes a dodgy call and you end up losing. That would be pretty funny

Holy fuck that is INFURIATING. I could understand that mindset if it wasn't for that literally braindead review.

Holy shit its true

i think there is a security risk if tim paine goes back to australia.

zerogoose#1850
i dont know how much classic I'll be playing though

Imagine that for a Monday morning

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this was me 6 hours ago

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NEVER IN DOUBT

do ya?
does it?
are ya?

iconic image

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KEK

Is that the greatest test innings ever?

send the cunt back to new zealand

Do we even have another wicketkeeper competent enough to replace this fucking mongoloid?

jesus christ what a fucking innings

reminder your dipshit team captain used your last review to check the status of a ball that pitched 450 quadrillion miles outside of leg stump

you have absolutely no right to complain about the refball afterwards

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ahahahaha

Good on him

KIWIS WATCHING THIS

Ben Stokes: Player of the Year

>greatest ODI ever
hold it buddy
>greatest Test ever
hahah okay pal

Grim lad. That is goat batting

based goosey

i'd probably be more bothered by the sheer incompetence of tim paine and lyon but all the fujiposting in mogra has made me a peaceful and happy man

Wade

Wade surely?

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Reminder that Ben Stokes should be in prison for assault.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lmao

11 fours, 8 sixes

It was blatantly out but at the same time, they've been retarded all series so hes a fucking spud for using it

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Literally GOAT mode

how many that 2(50) looking now huh?

*for England

we have like 6 of them

There's a reason that cunts a dedicated batsman now.

Just banter lad

when they see the score they will think that we just chased it down, the seeth will kick in when they find out about how it happened.

Mohandas Mogged

>Daddy, what were you doing when Ben Stokes played that legendary ashes innings in 2019?
>I was shitposting on Yea Forums.

Who captains then? We're stuck with Paine for the rest of the series at least

twitter.com/GeoffreyBoycott/status/1165649549035212812

boycott is fucking senile
it's because of the ECB that we fucking threw away the first innings
can't rely on stokes massively saving our skin every single time the rest of the top order chokes (i.e. every match)

This. I thought at first they still had one left, why would you ever use your last one unless you are 100% sure it will be overturned?

heh you really do have to laugh

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think I'll claim 95000000 lads

Genuinely though, how could joel wilson not have given that out? it was fucking plump live and england had a review so even if he was wrong it would have been overturned

indians seemingly seething more on twitter

My arsehole could do a better job.

>Cricket is now OFFICIALLY more popular than football
What a time to be alive

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too bloody right

Best game I've ever seen, nearly 2am have to get up at 6 though, worth it though. Glad the series is still alive in the end.

Anyone know how long England's odds got?

stop trying to convince yourself, there was no edge, it was just another terrible call in this series

That’s just an Englishman’s average night out Steve

didn't even look at the thread when it came down to below 50
was just fully absorbed in one of the great test innings

>Genuinely though, how could joel wilson not have given that out?
Because he's fucking shit mate, simple as.

can you imagine being this bloke in the OP right now? not only is he visibly seething but the seethe is going to be immortalised by the internet

mate literally anyone could do better

Business idea: put the life savings on England to win the series from here.
Australia are cooked.

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Probably was one of the best tests ever considering the ups and downs of the whole game, not just the last wicket. Best ODI would still have to be 1999 world cup semi surely

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saw it at 25/1, think it might have been a bit higher at one point. australia were 2/1 on until england were about ten behind

my mum woke up to get a drink, told her how they won and she went off her fucking rocker about it lmao

Based Twatto.

>That reverse slog sweep for six with 60 or so runs left
>Those back to back sixes over cow corner
>Making a century amongst all the chaos
>That drop from Harris
>That missed review
>Lyon's missing the easiest stumping in history when England were down by one run
>Leach hitting 1 run to tie the test
>Stokes slapping Cummings for 4 to finish
>Packed house, crowd at full volume

Criterion Collection innings right there.

Bet Watto is thrilled he's been surpassed as the GOAT bad reviewer

This is somewhat true, but there have been complaints about Wilson all series. He's clearly not up to it.

i don't get it

how do you know there was or wasn't an edge? ultraedge wasn't used

Anyone who cares deeply about the result would be up watching the game

>WAKEY WAKEY

If England were good sports then they would have used their review for that LBW. Cricket is officially no longer a gentlemans game.

So how did England become the luckiest cricketing nation ever? What did they do to cause this?

Pics of your mum lad?

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kino game lads. looking forward to paine getting his citizenship revoked

He's got a point. We have nobody else.

Warner and Smith are literally banned for 12 months or whatever.
Khawaja is going to be gone soon.
Lyon is a dumbcunt bogan.
Hazlewood and Pattinson are typical low IQ fast bowlers.

The only potential options I could see are Cummins or Wade.

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Before the first test he said he could name 15 better grounds than Edgbaston.
It's a bit flat banter from the guy who runs the BBC blog tbg.

Could've been bat involved, could've hit front pad first. There was enough doubt not to give it.

I think 28/1 was the most I saw it get.
Seems low overall but odds in this country were totally kicked into shape by Leicester City winning the league. They never get outrageously high if it's even remotely plausible any more.

kek

Reminder Smith and Warner should be in cricket prison for cheating

Reminder Ozzies should have stayed in their prison island because they can't win anything outside of it

The betfair chart of that game = DEAD PEOPLE

kino

You have that game to wank over, you dont need any pics

Labuschange

>Khawaja is going to be gone soon.
good one

all the seething australians have gone to sleep

how does anyone not think Cricket is the GOAT sport now?

Just bring Clarke out of retirement at this point. We're cooked.

WHAT'S THE THREAD THEME, LADS?

CLASH FOR ME.

Genuinely happy for the zoomers here that didn't get to see Edgbaston 2005.

I think the comment was more like 'ive seen 15 more intimidating grounds'

Now the seethe has slightly died down, it was a quality test match. Stokes always does the job, the rest of the English players are shite.

Who cares, just appoint anyone and let Smith call the shots on field.

hate tim pain
hate marcus harris
hate nathan lyon
hate joel wilson
fuck SAKE

My erection still hasn't died down lads. How was /cric/ during the final overs? Lots of seething Aussies?

Kill yourself.

Whatever loser lol

glad classic wow is out soon so I can forget this ever happened

think i might try to get post number 95m

So much this

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There should be something done about how umpires are allowed to officiate following repeatedly poor performances

it's not even an australian bias, plenty of spastic calls went against England in game 1. It shouldnt be the players responsibility to also monitor the game and make sure the umpires are doing their job.

shitposting galore, every ball something happened

so so so true.

Give it to Head while Smith advises them until smith can officially become captain again.

That is unless media pressure causes a massive change

Still way too fresh.
Could destroy his career to make him captain so soon.

eating kits kats because im sad now

The bat was nowhere near it. Don't need ultraedge to see that.

here it comes lads

Joel Wilson has been incompetent all series and should get the arse.

OH SHIT, HE'S ACTUALLY ADMITTED AN ERROR

the game was good enough where anyone even slightly into test cricket loved it.

only complaints were against the umpire and paine for both being so retarded

Yeah, it has been pretty poor in fairness.

agreed

Where did this atrocious, le please fuck my wife I wouldn't even be mad comedy come from?

yeah, the odds of the favourite are more revealing of the actual probability

or could end up a GOAT like graeme smith

No one likes a sore winner, show some class.

Paine interviews pretty well.

Yeah. It seems like all sports just sort of allow shit umpiring/refereeing as part of the game.

need more Indian/English umpires

His name is Joel
I had a dream about him
He rings my bell

I am still absolutely seething about the RWC loss, that cronulla cunt Mat Rodgers kicking it 20 meters upfield for no reason and giving them perfect field position.

I guess there has to be something Paine does well.

HE REVIEWED THE ASHES AWAY

QUITE LITERALLY

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Just went to the loo and did a MASSIVE Australia 2nd innings bowling.

lads, anyone got any recommendations for blogs or similar that upload amateur jap porn
all i can scrounge up are voyeur blogs and that's a bit boring

Of course he does. That's all Cricket Australia cares about when selecting a test captain these days.

Paine was especially shit because there was no smoth in the shadows. He'll improve in the 4th and 5th test with someone to wrangle in his retardation.
Going to be a tough one up next with good field sets and reviews used properly tbqh

Imagine if in the near future every important umpiring decision is done by the 3rd umpire and the umpires onfield are simply there to call wides and count balls

it's because he doesn't actually care about the game. his soul's not in it. any legitimate captain would have been devastated over that day

is amateur jap porn even much of a thing?

based understated, dignified seethe

Jews user

Still can't bring myself to care after the footy this weekend tbzh.

He's staying composed but it also gives the impression that he doesn't really give a shit.

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That's literally why he is in the team, because he is extremely likable and speaks very well. Unfortunately, he is a terrible batsman and should not be in the team,

/cric/ runs Yea Forums

most other sports will drop referees or umpires if they're repeatedly shit. in the NRL, 4 refs and line officials got dropped recently because of a shit performance in a game.

this is game 3 and on the back of numerous very obvious mistakes going against both sides which just shows a total incompetency.

Madoka WILL destroy /hoc/.

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Sir Ben Stokes

SIR BEN STOKES

Reckon we need to drop Tim Paine (from a height of 95 million metres)

hope tim paine is never allowed back in the country lads

for /cric/

Typical politician mate

...

POMPEI
Looks like I'm not sleeping tonight lads.

specialist spokesmen

BASED

Aus win in my head cannon desu

:D

>actually I'm completely blind! ahaha!
votes of confidence all round then

Sir Joel Wilson OM PC KG

fuck OFF

Sooooooooooooooo clooooooooose

BEST PORN INCOMING

youtube.com/watch?v=6qGiXY1SB68

jack leach is dat guy

>EPget27
THIS FUCKING SPAMMER KEEPS STEALING FUCKING GETS.

absolutely, there is an enormous market of it
adult.contents.fc2.com and gcolle.net have tons of it but what gets uploaded onto nyaa is only a fraction
every now and then i find a good blog, usually run by chinks, but never anything consistent

Confirmed lads

There it is. Goat

>turned tv off in anger
Did Chappelli say anything funny?

I’m at the game lads

9s are better than 0s anyway

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I meant to add that Cricket Australia needed a squeaky clean captain post-sandpaper and he was the perfect candidate. Remember that he was almost not even offered a contract by Tasmania because his batting is THAT shit.

Australia more like Ausfailia eh eh amirite

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Has the Stokes redemption arc completed or has he to pull more miracles off? jfc

That's good as long as he keeps that toxic winning mentality out of the team.

Oh god imagine waking up after getting them all out for 67 only to lose the test

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I really don't like this whole bullshit about challenge flags, limited reviews garbage. If the point of a TV ref is to get the decisions right, then get the decisions right. Instead you get stupid shit like the NFL where you can throw challenge flags except somethings aren't reviewable and then at two minutes they start reviewing shit on their own.

he said paine should legitimately get his eyes checked

Nice mate

ARISE

lads I gotta say in six years of /cric/ that was my all time favourite innings
god bless test griget

they're showing law and order now and it said the men were raped too and went dun dun dun

Not the test, oh no no no

The Scottish cup final between Heriot’s and Carlton in Paisley

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The ones who don't think he's redeemed himself by now simply never will.

ABSOLUTELY BASED GET

genuinely and truly wish nothing but death upon tim paine

Lowest innings total in a Test win since 1888.

Lads if you could kill a baby Joel Wilson, would you do it?

Based sexts

yeah it sucks, i honestly don't think its even a joke, it's just beta cucks trying to express their repressed gay desires

Can't believe most of you aren't ripping Lyon for bottling the easiest stumping in cricket history.

I haven't been really into cricket for years, is there any reason for Paine to be in the national side at all yet alone captain other than him having a good image? Everything I've seen of him has been dogshit.

still bitchwide demolishing the english in 13/14 for me

based and chappillied

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Didn't Hazlewood say something about that in an interview?

FUCK TIM PAINE AND FUCK JOEL WILSON

Because as fucking pathetic as that was, it wasn't even the worst part of it.

Well to be fair what lost it for Australia in the end was the inability to review, because that was LBW, And that was entirely on Paine.

Probably not, no. Reckon I can control my emotions a touch better than that.

no, he's the man that saved test cricket. captains need to be punished for shit reviews.

hopefully smith & anderson are back for old trafford, should be a cracker if it's not rained off (it is manchester after all)
i'm mostly just glad that we actually have a series again because 2 dead rubber tests in a home series we have lost.. grim

Checked. Digits of nobility.

he was literally cooked by the end

AUSSIES SEETHING KEK

Still Harris winning the test series in SA and the world #1 ranking with exploding knees, for me.
youtube.com/watch?v=08LCCJdVQtQ

I mean there were so many fuck ups in the last 30 minutes. Lyon gets ripped into less because he was under pressure, Paine fucked the field up for an hour+ as well as that horrendous review

Based Australia keeping the Ashes and test match cricket alive by bottling the match on purpose

Media fuckwits who don't even care about cricket demanded that the evil toxic winning mentality be purged from the team so now we're stuck with nice guy Paine.

seems a nice afternoon out

A runout would've been a shit way to end it, plus he made up for it with the lbw ball.

Based

A draw at Old Trafford would at least mean that the Oval Test is the decider and not a dead rubber. I am expecting that though.

I see why they do it - itd slow down an already slow game to a snail's pace.

but if that's the case and the reviews are limited, the umpires job and their competency is even more important. I cant understand a system that limits reviews but also doesn't allow for the dropping or switching of umpires in tests where they have been repeatedly shit to the point where both sides can agree that they're total rubbish. you end up with this shit like this, where obviously incorrect decisions cant be acted on because lol no reviews but its blatant to everyone else.

based and centurypilled

Not a stumping. A run out you fucking newfag. If you don't know the difference you have no right to comment.

>evil toxic winning mentality
I AGREE
AUSSIES ARE CUNTS

It’s based, like a full scotland-wide cup knockout, more countries should do it

nice!
Some poofter edited it back, but I'll help you out.

God this was fucking incredible live.

Seething. Mental cookery.

no, if we win at old trafford, the last test is still a decider because aus only need to draw the series to retain the ashes

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god this was pure fucking kino. the best part is it came off the glorious ashes series
prime harris has got to be the most underrated bowler ever

The umpires for each Test should be chosen beforehand from a pool of candidates by the captains, jointly.

Must suck being an umpire. Stand in the sun all day and if you fuck up you make hundreds of thousands of people mad

Nope. Very calm you mental midget.

its a shame he started his career so late and couldn't stay fit, absolute gun

mate the series is 1-1 currently

It's extremely hard but he's proven multiple times that he's one of the worst ones.

making people seethe for a living would be my ideal job

Best job in the world as long as your eyes aren't painted on.

No. We'll get coaches analysing umpire performances to see who has a bias towards certain bowlers, batsmen or modes of dismissal.

ngl this was one hell of a shot

reckon cricket aus unironically rigged it for the increased interest revenue

25 million you mean.

if only there was some sort of review system so that the players can ask umpires to take a second look at blatant errors. that might help them out a bit.

Kek

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He's right, if England take a 2-1 lead next Test, Australia will still have a chance to retain the Ashes with a win at the Oval (like in 2005). A draw at Old Trafford would also make the Oval Test decisive though.

>class
Like you know anything about that.
Kill yourself.

half of australia are chinks who don't even know what cricket is
the BASED white australians number at most 12 million

Reckon you should get twice as many reviews in matches in which Joel Wilson is umpiring.

most people I know don't give two shits about cricket other than hearing about it on the news for 30 seconds

good shout 2bh

same except they're not even interested then.

>This article is semi-protected due to vandalism
Spoilsport cunts.

toil in six hours lads, possibly the worst monday of my life

youtube.com/watch?v=0rAUV9cUkbw

>Yeah we'll have a review mate

grim tbf

>tfw saw this live
based wow guild inviting me to the cricket haha

For me, it's the same series with Michael Clarke's century after being fucking annihalated my Morne Morkel with the short stuff.

Top kek

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None left bro lol

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>5 day game
>better not waste a couple minutes every so often to get the right decision.

Alright, it's back

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he's only fucking right

Even just a system where a poorly performing umpire is replaced would be an upgrade. I think cricket should take pages out of rugby codes in how they use their refs. constant reviews and evaluations, and very quickly dropped if they're not up to the task.

game 1 was horrendous and it takes something out of it. it would be gut wrenching if stokes was dismissed off a bogus lbw but no review in hand to undo a shit decision. particularly deep into a series where the umpires have been absolutely awful throughout.

hurr it's australia's fault Joel Wilson is blind as a bat

>Glenn would have caught one of those lofted fuck ups.
>Warnie wouldn't have dropped the run out.
>Steve or Tubby wouldn't have wasted the review.

Get cancer.

>Australia only have paine to blame

All due respect Pigeon... but why should we have to review when it's that plumb? Textbook.

this is unironically a based and redpilled result to keep the english on their toes and create a more entertaining series

So Aus have lost the Ashes. No way they come back from this mentally. When's the next time we see an away Ashes win? Getting sick of the old back and forth.

seethe is starting to wear off and sadness is setting in lads

Never has there been a more clueless commentator in world cricket.

nice

I just see it turning into exactly what you described happens in the yank sports.

I do like the rugby system where the TMO will interject and bring things to the referees attention. they might actually need that to overrule decisions that are blatantly and without a doubt out.

>ten days until Old Trafford
Not gonna make it lads

Imagine being one of the wikipedia poofters that undo edits for free, that's almost as bad as being a janny.

>When's the next time we see an away Ashes win?
When a captain as big as Steve Waugh or Andrew Strauss appears again.
I want England to win just to prevent >Paine being added to that list.

Autist man coming back in will give them a big boost, though it will depend on if he's mentally cooked or not.

how long before you can appreciate the game for what it was? are you guys over south africa in 2011 yet?

this was all part of smith's plan to make his return and lead his country to victory and glory

Nothing worse than a loss like that followed by a huge break before the next match in the series.

Literally would off my self if classic werent coming out in 2 days.

steve smith will be back so that'll help but feels like england have all the confidence now.

10 DAYS OF BULLYING ;)

Ben Stokes also broke the record for most 6s in an Ashes innings apparently.

toil should be made illegal

Not him, but I'm still not over SA 2006.

After this performance I don't want Paine to be able to say he won the ashes away, I'd rather lose

I'd be able to appreciate these kind of games if Australia wasn't on the wrong side of literally fucking all of them.

Bank holiday tomorrow.

fucking based
smith's redemption arc is about to get even more kino

I don't know. I appreciate the 2005 Ashes series for what it was, but it feels like this is our one and only shot to win the Ashes in England. Back in 2005 we were so GOAT that it felt like we could easily just come back next time and win.

on board with this post

But then who would umpire international cricket matches?

Did Gilly have the record from the WACA 06/07?

you're telling me, I have to be up in 3.5 hours to work

Kek, check it now
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seething

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/cric/ volunteers

Yeh but they got Anderson back and the fucking Momentum^tm that they will take from this game will be just too much, even for smudge.

Nah, it was England's brave Kevin Pietersen, according to the TMS stats man.

too many rules being changed by business ideas

based commie

>WoW

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>getting up at 6

BASED tradie

>tfw no one at my job gives a fuck about cricket
I miss my old job where half the team spent the summer watching streams at work.

based freshie

kek

based

solid kek

KEK

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Who cares? Engpakis will lose the 4th test and it can go back to a proper cricketing nation and not some Caribbean Nogs that Engpakistan stole.

look man I don't have a lot to be happy about atm, let me have this

>based freshie

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kek

the coward tim paine should be executed for treason

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>vandalising wikipedia
Absolutely pathetic

>paine went from being the first captain in yonks to win an away ashes to being the most hated man in australia
Based.

think it's life in prison these days

t. arseblasted janny

why did paine declare lads? why did he review something obviously pitching and impacting outside leg?

Reminder.

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Looking forward to the Fox Sports Facebook page posting Summer of Cricket casuals waking up to the news of this result before starting their week of wageslaving.

glad he's remembered as the guy who fucked the unloseable test and lost the ashes rather than a hero

imagine the utter state of unpaid wikipedia editors
most of them have been at it for 10+ years too, boggles the mind

was this the moment?

what's the time in australia lads?

Is Anderson even an automatic selection? Woakes would be the one that goes out I guess

We'll just have to reinstate the death penalty retroactively.

12:25am

NEW

Depends which part of Australia.

will boko haram be friends or foes of nigerian cricket

>"Yeah nah man, I caught the highlights on the train this morning aye. England were just the better team. These things happen, can't blame Timmy or the team, they gave it their all."

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Based PerthBro!

always seems like it's right through the night for us when we play in australia, can't get my head around that.

27 past arse blasted.

Based Perth dog

England games are pretty good for people in perth. Starts at prime time, just ends a bit late so often cant catch all of the last session.

Yes, you are correct.

nice

seth efrica in 2008 was worse, chased down 414 in the 4th innings iirc