Tott'num - Newcastle match thread

why is he so FUCKING perfect lads?

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*crosses the ball to user*

Tuning into the kickoff for epic bantz and tomfoolery

4-1, Son, Son, KWP, Kane

Stop watching the football and switch to the cricket now

did ndombele get injured or was he already sent to the U23?

*chests it down, turns 2 defenders on a sixpence, cuts inside with only the keeper to beat and skies it into row Z*

Minor injury

How often should I turn off my laptop?

Coys
Sonny hattrick

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>stop being heterosexual and suck dick now

Whenever you're not using it for a long period ideally

Who /triplecaptainkane/ here?

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3-4-3 meme formation from Newcastle

>3-4-2
RIP Poocastle

No Ki?

Whenever you finish using it. Even more importantly, don't leave your charging cable in overnight or when using it at 100%.

*343 woops

Are all Geordies fans of blacked and sucking dildos?

I find it really hard to believe that laptops and their batteries are so badly designed it makes a difference to piss about with charging wires like that

Wonder how this foregone conclusion will end

Lad, post a picture of the giant purple fluffy monster munch thing.

Why does Poch hate Vertonghen now? It's not fair.

He’s usually correct in these situations

Can't post images but here's a new Spurs pepe for everyone to enjoy :)

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I expect 3 fucking points.

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>foregone conclusion
This is why true connoisseurs are a Spurs fans. It’s never, ever a foregone conclusion.
If you have a heart condition, support City.

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shant be clicking that

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where are we for streams this season? footybite?

L

Mygoaltv.com

E

The Son is shining again today boys. Back from the absolute BULLSHIT suspension. The Premier League is racist.

R

Why can't Kane do a Stokes once in a while?

R

No CP or Gore la. It's a spurs pepe for sure :)

Based

expecting a scorcher from England's brave Joe Linton

sucking a golf ball

thanks m80

Anthony Stokes?

Spurs will go 3rd if they win leaving Man Utd in 6th (sixth).

His goals were the difference against Villa

Surely you mean Switzerland's courageous Joel Lindt

Ben Stokes

goes without saying, but newcastle are in for a pasting here

Stream?

week's about to get even tougher for truegeordie

I've said it before but i'll say it again
>Yank ads

Let's go boys

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soiboi

Reminder that Lamela is BASED and forever will be

>Lamela as a playmaker

Mike Ashley has totally ruined Newcastle for me, I no longer care about them. I actually care more about my fantasy team, so I've captained Kane and hope he sticks 6 past us.

Wonder what the "give Bruce a chance" crowd will say then....

95000000 posts on Yea Forums.

Taking a kick-off shit.

Do you love Reeces?

What does Poch meant with this?

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and most of them shit

this newcastle kit is disgusting

Ki and Shelvey were Toon's best players at Carrow Road and they've both been left out. Bravo, Bruce.

I eat mine like a duck

We deserve to get pumped 10-0 and I hope we do. Can't see us winning a game this season.

Liberty liberty liberty. Liberty.

We are farmers. Bum bah dah dum bah dum bum dum

might watch the other game
Newcastle are going straight back down

>mike meme is ref
oh dear

god I am totally ready for newcastle to lose again

>soccer
>hetrosexual
OH NONONONO

>in an orange kit

I kinda like it

True Spurs fans go into every match believing that they'll lose.

Liverpool will win the league this season.

Danny Rose is our longest serving player yet has played 100 fewer games than Lloris

Bizare

this isn't a liverpool thread you disgusting mick bandwagoner

just like last season?

>it's our season la'
where have I heard this before?

how fucked are newcastle without rafa?

>newcastle still haven't conceded
yeah, they're winning this

>needing water breaks because its 90 degrees

what little bitches.

>not knowing about the Spurs 2nd half

Yikes if sonny doesn’t get a hattrick my fpl is fucked

N

>wolves

>losing the ball over the line with no pressure

just freaking great

awoo

You mean like handegg stopping everytime there is a tackle to show ads?

BARRY BANE!

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>60k people chanting YIDS

oh no oh no oh no

just came home, did i miss anything good

top tier defending

man they hold soccer games over here in 90 degrees and they dont stop. please its 90 degrees every day

Digits and he gets injured.

thank god they spent all that money

youtube.com/watch?v=j_SBIPeAgaE
who else misses chav music

They do, it is a FIFA directive to allow players to take on water

dumb kikes

cam on norf

;

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Please refrain from using antisemitic phrases when posting in this thread, thanks

>pricy signing already injured
lmao

based dele

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Prime early 2000s music that.

what you gonna do about it kike

>don't spend money
>hire good manager
>spend money
>hire shit manager
masterclass from cashley once again

I hope the sun writes an article about you

Thoughts on Walker-Peters? He clearly has potential but he still looks like a kid. Needs to bulk up a bit

Paging Var Sinson

remember when Kane started in the CL final ahead of Lucas?

ERA PENAL

He’s doing better than I thought but he’s got the ball too much, they need to go through a different way

>Mike Bean

fuckin gammon cunts lmao

I will be reporting every post with antisemitic content to the moderation team for breaking the rule "No racism outside of Yea Forums"

shoulda squared

Kys mutt.

>we actually did something

POO

based Lloris

announcing reports is a banable offence

IN

>toon going to get dabbed on by norj, villa, blades this year
not a fan of this season tbqh lads

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>not passing that

LOO

Lose weight.

based leaf. i will report any offtopic posts in this thread (e.g cumbrains, "lads my gf", "what should i do today lads...")

With Jews you Win

Lose intestinal parasites

Hate being a Spurs fan tbqh

>Can't even beat Poocastle

Absolutely guffawing lads.

Hope spurs come from behind to win so the geordies have a sense of hope ripped from them

hahah gammon amirite
oh you think using the word gammon is cringe?
looks like SOMEONES TRIGGERED
uh-oh, who's the SNOWFLAKE now
righties btfo

WU SHITE

>geordies
>sense of hope
o i am laffin

OH NO NO NO

you seem upset.

cry more workin class entitled cunt lol

Get shot.

The only hope we have is for Ashley to sell up, and the only way that's gunna happen is if we go down to League 1.

Most of us are behind Spurs desu.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>spuds

>JOELLLINGTONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tottenham is such a weak mind team. S.

oh nononononononononono

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Lol this is going to happen now

WORTH EVERY PENNY

THANK YOU BASED BRUCE

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b-bros wtf

Lads, it's Tottenham.

>spurs letting us score a score

o lawd

YIKES

ANYBODY SEEN RITCHIE?

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>tottenham
more like bad at football

LADS

ERIKSEN SAVE US

>spuds

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHA GET FUCKED YIDS

>it's another Sanchez gets beaten by an overhead ball episode

its on

94999999 get

>h-he's better than vertonghen I swear
Poche should be hang

IT'S

>champion's league finalists

Yikes

>that defending
Holy fuck

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ENGALNDS BRAVE JOE LINTON

Digits for Spurs.

*ahem*

It is I who will have got the get

>joellington
based Brazilian names

lads...............

stop bullying us, winning the first half against Spurs is a surefire way to lose

Why do Newcastle consistently mug us off

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>Most of us are behind Spurs desu.
Damn so the True Geordie really does represent the average Newcastle fan

...

>commentator pronouncing it "joe ellington"
what the fuck? I thought it was "joel inton"?

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>Unironically losing to Poocastle

O I AM LAFFIN
ps liverpool

newcastle will win it all

>tots 0 - 1 new
>wol 0 - 1 burn
wew
ewe
wew

>all those club seats for posh
>water breaks
Fucking League is turning into the MemeFL

right on cue
if you weren't upset about something you wouldn't be using the word gammon so much
what's up m8?

>Spuds
Kek

...

Late goal webm
>Spuds

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ENGLANDS BRAVE JOE LINTON

Sanchez is so fucking shit since the start of the season. Vertonghen is needed.

gambling degens shouldn't be too sad since their accas were already ruined by united-palace

Vertonghen would have prevented this

redpill me on this, is it the CB or the fullback?

> but muh /possession/ meme

get fucked lel

>just manlet things

>you now remember atsu

Hahahah Spurs are fucking shit

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ERA

can you lads hurry up and sell Rose? I want that sell-on money

Based Mike Deano

One of the last white clubs in London

Good lads

The CB

that was a nice volley

spurs are a cup team, made for games agaisnt tough opponents

Those are Newcastle fans

like the champions league final

kek, though even nufc fans aren't all white any more

Absolute madman

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>not playing at anfield
>klopp in charge of european finals

spurs lost because liverpool was shit

The CB, you don't ask a FB to deal with a striker in the air. Sanchez doesn't look at Joel in his back and should have followed him and challenged him, that's entirely on him.

Where is Kane?

the fucking lads, you love to see it

Theres white people in london?

The nogs they show are usually tourists, most hardcore football fans are white

those are newcastle fans

Waiting for the cumbag in the 2nd half.

>ad in the middle of a match
Fuck yanks

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why are you replying

again, newcastle fans

running about the midfield trying to impress his bumboy Southgate instead of playing his position

do you pronounce the T in castle or not?

New-Cassel

For me its 9 v 7 in the box for the next 60 minutes. With counter every 10 minutes that leads to nothing

no retard

New-cas-ell

>those fullbacks

new'assal

Basedao

loads of them wearing the same boots

Imagine signing 2 midfielders and still playing sissoko

I just wanna know why gammon triggers you so much

Mou about to take the pochettino job after he joins real madrid next year

what's mou doing there lol

for me it's Newt-assle

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Wh-ale noi-ses

That's norf

Yeah, and the w is pronounced like way
Neh-way-cast-ell

Why the fuck is Kane always in the midfield?

it's racist anti-white terminology
equivalent to using nigger for black people

Because he gets zero service and gets desperate for the ball

What is Pochettino's problem with Eriksen?

Because I captained him on FPL this week and he hates me.

Jose looks 10 years younger

Stress is one hell of a drug

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#10 la

That's just how Poch sets up, Lambert was the same

triggers me?

you're the one triggered. how's brexit going you entitled lower educated scum lol

enjoy your council estate, you gammon

he wants to move to a bigger club

After a month of fucking mike dean's sister, my dick hurt so much that I decided to go back here and comment. Dean, you are now the number one public enemy on Yea Forums, Atkinson is comparing to you a great guy with whom you can argue a little, and you got off nowhere like motherfucker and you think that your comments in the style of "I know football rules," and you will take over this league. Get the hell out of here while you can, because then it may be too late. And mark oliver is not much better, moreover, it's all VAR SINSON

thinking about an eriksenless tottenham, he wants to leave, real might buy him if they can't buy pogba

He has marginally better passing than you'd expect from a striker and Spurs/England have no creative midfield, so he's always instructed to drop deep and get the ball to start moves

Wants to stop people calling him a tap in merchant in Yea Forums

We're leaving on the 31st and there's nothing you can do about it, faggot.

thought spurs were meant to trounce newcastle you guys lied to me

Same lol. And I have Moura too, I'll kys myself if they lose 0-1.

Blame

*joins arsenal*

Second half spurs. Classic spuds

wait for it

Spurs are always shit in the first half

Someone probably put a nice baton a spurs win

I came here to laugh at Spuds.

Ok now you can continue.

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I'm aware
just wondering why people are using it all of a sudden
>entitled
>lower educated
you're confused
I'm entitled AND more highly educated than you

yeah I love having no one forward

No one wanted him during the preseason transfer window

spurs are a player's team and not a system's team, if the players don't put the right intensity and are technically poor they can get bailed out by a system

If you've watched for more than 2 years youd know Newc are a perennial bogey team for Spurs. Think the last time they played the Toon won 0-5 or something daft as they were relegated.

Kane is a lazy cunt

After Kane gives them a passionate albeit incomprehensible rant during ht they'll crush them

Why are spuds always so shit at the begining of the season?

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Just imagine the amount of ass juices flowing if Newcastle pull out the win

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*can't

Whi is this semen demon?

I second this m8

IT HAPPENED AGAIN, IT HAPPENED AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN TOT'NUM HOTSPUR IT HAPPENED AGAIN
It's all so tiring

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sauce?

But warm desu lads... I don't like it.

>spuds build new stadium
>it's even quieter than at the old WHL

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hate to say it but this has got 3-1 spurs written all over it. all goals in the last 10 minutes

Can poch stop bullying jan now? Goddamn

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She ruined herself, don't say I didn't warn ya
instagram.com/brittanya187/?hl=pt-br

>Luke ass

>poch still thinks moura isnt just a super sub

Why is kane so mediocre these days

Copped this last season

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based atsu

Enjoy playing Forest away next season Spurs

>this guy

lol

4 season wonder

what do you mean ruined? she looks like the cockwhore I expected her to look like

I'd ruin her

LUCAS

I'm not worried, spurs are a come from behind team.. but KWP and Sanchez needs a beating

Listen fuckers, I was standing in a bakery recently and a Kane was in front of me. I looked behind the counter and there is an old woman, age about 60-65 years old, and the Harry asked for a shortcake, but I would never have thought that he was not talking about Cake, but about this older saleswoman. Kane looked at her with his traumatic-drug look and said to "Do you know what the recipe for shortcake is?"Grandmother isfucked like that for a long time, until she is fragile. " Then the saleswoman brought "boules" on the face of this pervert, but it was no ordinary bloody graham. Harry Kane ran out of the bakery and went to satisfy his dogs.

How do you say "Leute, es ist Tottenham" in your language?

did that norf fc player just kick his mate at the end

Fuck off spurs, how are we meant to get rid of Steve Bruce now ?

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Tots, it's laddenham

Newcastle is kino

>Leute
would it not be Kerle?

he'd only get replaced by Martin O'Neill or someone just as shit

les gars, c'est tottenjambon.

Jätkät, se on Tottenham.

Lados, é o tottenham

Sneijder

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what the fuck is a Hotspur anyway

Maten, het is Tottenham

>2010 belly d'or

>Originally named Hotspur Football Club, the club was formed on 5 September 1882 by a group of schoolboys led by Bobby Buckle. They were members of the Hotspur Cricket Club and the football club was formed to play sports during the winter months

based retirement bod

>/pol/ would refuse this

doesn't really answer the question

It’s a spur that’s hot. Obviously desu

бpaтвa, этo тoтьнaм.

is there a place you can pay for good fucking streams? every week it's constant lag and going down on numerous streams.

you can pull out you know?

have you considered sky sports?

A spur that has been heated

There was a king called Harry "Hotspur" because he was a fast rider (spurs hold your feet in place on horses)

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They don't give you much room to maneuver, those seats down the White Hart Ground do they?

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it comes from the nickname of a 14th century knight, Sir Henry Percy. People called him Harry Hotspur

Yoooo. Who dis bitch?

i bowed to the jews and got now tv this year

>hes never had a hot spur

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I'm not very /pol/ but I would definitely refuse this. I just don't find black facial features attractive in the slightest.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Percy_(Hotspur)

Gay

>not even a wheelie bin
Is this what Newscatle do instead of cold room for recovery?

>no wolves/burnley thread
bit rude desu

instagram.com/p/B0FEYjDAGis/
explain

>'ard norvurn lads boyo

Tottenham 3
Newcastle 1

Nailed on. Simple as.

sweating profusely

no one watching irrelevant matches here

lads, its just tottenham

PUT LOCELSO ON YOU FATFUCK

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why are there so many female soccer ads on american tv

hurrrr

>i fell for the liverpoop meme instead of sticking with lascelles

do i wildcard lads

Hot spurs, though generally taking it's name from the Prince

It's pronounced "Low Chelso" btw

just won the lady world cup innit

Women are queens over there

He is defensively awful but is able to show class going forward.

There is no competent alternative on the bench because ((((((((levy)))))))

Spurs are fucked when Eriksen leaves

nope. he's from argentina, they pronounce names the spanish way

we are cucked. please invade us

this, same with vertonghen tbqh

sure but 3 ads in one break seems a bit much

Loh Chelso

sucks

we cant win trophies with this squad with out without eriksen.
we are painfully close to having the squad we need and its what makes it so unbearable.

Talking about pronunciations, its pissing me off how the commentator pronounces it "Joe Ellington"

We'll be fine, just play Kane deeper

>kane

with or without*

pochettino isn't playing eriksen to show levy how important he is to the team so that he gives him the wages he is demanding to stay

That's how it's pronounced

Joe-Elling-Ton

What we need to do is score more goals than the other team

eriksen is refusing to even negotiate, and if pochettino was having to fuck with the line up to prove to the club owner what decisions need to be made then we have far bigger problems than we think

Grabbar, det är Tottenskinka

It's Joel Inton
not Joe Linton

KNOWLEDGE IS POWER

Thank you

KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE

Cooked Jew

totalsportkek is OP and free

how do you know that though?
he could be using it as a tool to try and get the wages he wants
levy is known has a tight jew who pays his players fuck all

>it's a spurs pass it around outside the box for 20 minutes episode

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SUB LAMELA OUT HE IS SHIT

what's with the black eye on vertonghen

>spurs

poch did it

He and Poch fought

This has literally been Poch's tactics for the last 2-3 seasons

>pass sideways to full back
>pass sideways to CM
>pass sideways to other full back
>repeat until you lose the ball
>all while players s tee and still with no movement

GGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

GINOLA!!!!!!

>levy is known has a tight jew who pays his players fuck all
I dont disagree, but Eriksens agents have literally told him they're not negotiating, they wont even name a price

>those Korean flags

Wife is making Pad Thai tonight

Stream anyone

Tell me lads, why did I put Lolris in my fpl

Wheres aurier?

yeah but for which team

I told you not to

Tell me lads, why did I captain Kane in my fpl

are spurs ndombele babbies

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kane has been running around aimlessly

no they are eriksen babbies

same
didn't captain sterling

I WAS PROMISED SONNY HATTRICK. WHERE IS IT

ERIKSEN IS SO FUCKING BALD CHRIST

No team other than shitty and slipperpool could easily breeze through EPL Farmers
Almost as bad as la liga

mmm hunnie

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Literally nobody gives a single fuck about your stupid fucking fantasy team. Seriously this is the worst thing about August.

HURRR DURRR MUH FAGTASY DURPY DURPY DOOOOO

Fuck off.

Kane's got retarded since his last injury

>approaching 60 minutes
Alright lads, this is when the game turns around.

your post would be based if not reddit spacing

seething

Kane is completely uninvolved in every game besides the 3 seconds when he's on the ball before he scores.

>Implying he wasn't beforehand

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t. Pointlet

t. week 2 wildcard

pls be true I was ripping my brother after that palace game and am not prepared for reverse banter

yeah exactly, he hasn't been the same since the cl city game

Checked

Never betting on Spurs ever again fucking shitters

must be hard being poch, trying to make a statement to the team by benching the shitecunt that is eriksen, while simultaneously needing to unbench him everyweek to get the points.

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haha, yeah it do be like that

Why does she feel so sickly?

where the fuck is lo celso

unless it's england where he collects the ball from the backline and takes corners

top jej

>kyle walker jr ded

Excellent post

liking this Joe Linton lad

>drinking_problem.jpg

great no right back for the rest of the season

well if it's good enough for Ronaldo

SAVE US LOW CHELSO

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he is hiding. Family is more important than respect from street people and celso has neither one nor the other, he has a smelly small dick

Who the fuck is Celso

It’s pronounced:
Low thel-thoh

hehehe

one of levy's trash filler signings to give the illusion that he's spending

fabian cher

>lucas poora

Another Argentinian meme player.

Why is Tottenham so low IQ? Eriksen seems to be the only guy with a brain on that team.

Kane peaked to early 2bf

Isn't he on loan as well? Not a real signing, just an illusion of one like Ceballos over at Arsenal?

Lads am worried...

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the shit version of lamela

Ceballos doesnt have an option to buy
Lo Celso does

shhh

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>Boooo
why tho

Yea he is but with the intention to buy after 1 year

spuds are pish

lel I'm a Feyenoord supporter you nonce

Sissoko was shit for us, wanted a big money move and stopped caring

imagine if spuds got a last minute equaliser and it was ruled off by VAR

This young women was raised for bbc

Poch is such a fraud honestly just AVB but with better players

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That's impressive

spuds have a case of blight

Arsenal's gonna destroy tottenham next week

used to play for newcastle and ditched when they went down, refused to turn up to training and shit to force the transfer iirc

anyhow

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AVB had the same ideas as Poch except AVB was stuck with players like Kaboul and Dawson

Shart with cuck fetish, what a suprise

DO SOMETHING KANE

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let me tell you about your country

tottenham have a wee team mentality though which means they turn up for random games that are big for them but it scuppers their energy levels for the next match.

why can't nice things ever happen to spurs lads?

what did I do to be cursed with supporting this shit club

So you'd rather an English team win the CL than a Dutch one?

what does lo celso do exactly?

>tf
>tp
Please, do the world a favor and kill your parents then yourself. Thanks.

Don't talk shit about are Michael

cringe

Okay lads tell when the time comes to start worrying

>losing to newcastle

>lose 3-0 to norridge
>leading 1-0 at spurs
sure is cuhrazy being a toon fan

great ball from Matt Ritchie

Because you made the mistake of being good during the rise of Klopp's liverpool. Serves you cunts right. Same goes for city.

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No sportsmanship

gonna kms

>stopping for a non-head injury
literally why

>pulls his nuts
F

no matter how good they might be nothing builds momentum like winning cups

i fucking love it when there's a player down and they don't put the ball out

pukki is a hell of a drug

foy

Play to the whistle innit

why didnt totenham stop it? why were they in a rush to pass it around the box again?

>top two summer signing get injured

great sign mike ashley

Go ask a Man U supporter if they'd rather have Man City or Barcelona win the CL.

dirty fucking cunts

Its the stark difference between being owned by a jew or an arab that makes all the difference in the prem

75? 78? And remember for the moment you're only cheering for a draw. Not even a win

why does joelinton not have a space in his name

>spuds
what went wrong

Pukki >>>> Kane+Son

>jellyngton is already fine
Lmao

Imagine being a yid supporter right now.

Wow, Kane, what a goal.

Fans boo’d, but 5 mins earlier when the Spud players were down they threw the ball out and nobody boo’d

ref stopped the game 3 times when chelsea players went down with 'cramp' yesterday.

KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE

youtube.com/watch?v=Ah6aewMopG4

I'm asking you if you'd rather have an English team win the CL than a Dutch one.

0 penetrating power

why are they still booing sissoko?

fake posting should be bannable

English hard working lads vs diving brazillians

I feel like >we've been on the cusp of winning something for like a decade now and I'm starting to get tired of the massive blue balls

it doesn't matter what competition it is, the league cup, the fa cup, the league and now the champions league, we're just never going to win anything and it's getting kind of demoralizing to watch, its getting too circular and I can't deal with it any more

YOUR MOTHER IS WHORE

stop posting fake kane goals you gimps

t.triggered sperm fan

CANE!!!!!

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTER

>I don't understand the rules of football

Tottenham *pass it sideways* Hotspur

im anti spurs supporting northern brexit brothers

At least locelso tried to shoot ffs this is worst than looking at arsenal with wenger in his last seasons

what does lo celso mean in spanish?

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe Linton is a hard working lad from norf

KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE

***yawns

Going back to the Mallorca Sociedad match

Sunderland?

fake

Some of us are actually watching the game, theres no need to fake goal post

feel a Son goal incoming, then a Kane header for 2-1

>sunlun
>ever supporting us
come on

spuds are so fucking shite

KANE

My stream is behind tho

SON SON SON SON

HOOOOLLLLYYYYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIT I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW GOOD THAT GOAL WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!......

FOR KANE!!!!!!

BENULDY
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

manchester city will tear newcastle apart with this style

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SOMEONE FUCKING SCORE OR SHOOT FROM OUTSIDE THE BOX

Slurp slurp slurp the semen

ERA PENAL

NO ERA
NO VAR

the trick for beating a parked bus is to bundle through making as much contact as possible to claim free kicks and pens

GASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNE

era
surely

NO ERA PENALL

ERA

DEAN'D

era tbf

VARVARVARVAR

ERAA

ERA

play on

david silva didn't get his clear pen
if kane gets this then VAR is bent

ERA

got to be a pen

E L V A R

passes wide
Back to centre
Passes wide
Back to centre

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seriously is this isn't given I'm never watching football again

with jews you lose

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lmao that should had been a penny the defender tripped kane

Thank you based Deano

kane is an elite diver

disgrace

refball

NO PENALTY AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOW YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO SCORE A GOAL YIDS

>Oh whoops I accidentally tripped and stuck my arm out and tripped Harry Kane haha

Fucking joke. ERA

SPUDS BTFO
BASED VAR
KANE BOOKED FOR DIVING

VAR was a mistake

nice knowing you

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA GET FUCKED SPERMS

DEANO DEANO DEANO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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blatant pen FUCK this bald twat

?AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH get fucked ahahahahhahahahahahhahaha

>spudfags btfo

What is the fucking point of Var stupid baldy cunt

lol fuck off forever var has completely fucked this game

the absolute state of >VAR

NO SINSON

>Scoreboard not showing that it's 1-1 after Kane's goal

Fucking ridiculous.

How is that not a penalty lmao

>dive over and put arm and torso between striker and ball taking him out in the process
NO PENALTY

>VAR review brought to you by Verizon

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that wasn't a foul

>Rugby tackles Kane whilst he's about to shoot
>not a penalty
HOW?

>moura

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

VERIZON VERIZON VERIZON VERIZON VERIZON VERIZON VERIZON VERIZON

>dookas

STATE OF THEM HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hahaha moura

spurs lads, VAR is only here to help liverpool
bout time you realised that

So VAR is there to disallow goals because a player is 3 mm offside, but not no give clear as day pens.

never actually brought him down. kane could ran through it. lazy diving cunt Lmao

VAR is a fucking abomination

clearly fell over, that's how I fall

I have to say (and I’m a united fan) that is a clear penalty. What the fuck is Kane supposed to do there?

There was another one in the city game that was clearly a penalty when someone literally stamped on Silva’s standing leg and VAR didn’t overturn it. Both were stone wall pens.

peace

>LUSCAS MORON

no era benul

Mouraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Tfw its another livershits vs manchesturds year with no competition from any other team. Rest in piss EPL and the jews.

New tactic invented today. You will see this in every game this season.

No era, fuck off Kane you window licking mongoloid.

poch is going to cry about mike dean again isn't he

>that guy saying lucas was good

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Mike copping a feel discretely in exchange for NO PENAL, I see

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This is why Kane started the CL final

what is era

>lelcas

>poopra

...

not even VAR can stop the power of Mike Dean

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she cute.name?

god i wish that were me

3 - 1 to spurs they said

After the cops america shitshow they dont want a repeat and pretend they are above third worlders

the view from behind kane makes it look like he was blocked

the view from the front shoes only a hand in front and not the body which isnt enough for kane to go down

youtube.com/watch?v=i0fRh7NFOUU

VAR exists to take points off liverpool's rivals

var? is that you??

KIKES literally SEETHING

>What the fuck is Kane supposed to do there?
run towards the ball and not go the other way to trip over

Atsu is quality ting senpai blud.

DYBALA SAVE US

Yes
FUCK Mike Dean and FUCK VAR except for last week

He’s fucking taken out by someone diving into him. That’s like saying nobody should ever get tackled in rugby because just run away lol

wow really thought it would mean something different

>someone dives into your leg
>hurr just keep running

Is Kane playing?

>poch literally stops davinson from going full ape
Lmao

they didn't even show that webm perspective on tv. they only wanted to show the view from behind which looks clear as day. but VAR room as every perspective

what is the purpose of VAR exactly?

what were you watching?

kane went down when he felt the contact. A

Did the Sky commentator just call him Joey Linton?

To fuck everyone not called Liverpool

wtf is that newcastle nig doing

THERE'S ONLY ONE JOEY LINTON

been calling him that all game

Kane is shit

why doesnt totenham just learn to play more than 45 minutes

england's brave joey ellington

to stop liverpool winning at all costs

>Joey Linton
>Joe Ellington
>Jo Lingten

Does Almiron have 3 lungs?

Yes and he scored a goal you fucking idiot.

THE YIDS FEAR THE SAMURAI

Destroy Hitler's enemies

Englands brave Joel Linton

>lets try the same thing over and over for 90 minutes

You are literally (LITERALLY) blind

a large man dives headfirst into the back of your leg and you're supposed to stay up are you?
footballing nation my arse
you wouldn't expect nerman to do that would you

tactical mastermind steve bruce

based miguel "serrano" almiron raiding jewish defences

Champions League flashbacks

kane went down more because he saw the other man fall and less because of contact . check the webm, fags

basically stood staring at newcastle's defense every time they were anywhere near the goal

no he slipped and fell then kane went down when he felt something. it wasnt a foul and var proved it

SAMURAI DOWN

J. Oelington

That’s what united have been doing for 5 seasons under various different managers

of course it works like that user

>mooto

Ah yes the famous game changer Ben Davies. We've got this in the bag now boys

Joel ting, son

hesgoal has been shit today

top kek

So we all agree parking the bus > possession

Are English referees just too stuck up to listen to the VAR?

i wonder who got it right, the professionals or some randoms in a bird watching imageboard
cope more

>Var proved it.
If anything. It looked more nailed on a pen with VAR. tbqhwyl if you don’t think that’s a penalty then you shouldn’t be posting in a football thread

>tf
>tp
Everytime

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yes
Dyche the GOAT

both are shit - cope tactics

>6 minutes

poch time

We can all agree Spurs are shit, yes.

WHOS THAT TEAM THEY CALL UNIIIIIIIITED

jappo player a qt, yo homo

>+6
OY VEY

shut up neto

Depends on how tsll your bus is.

Poch should have left after the final

When is Dele Alli back? Did he break his cock fucking a thot or something?

Well the “professionals” have got the last 3 penalty shouts wrong. So i would say us desu

the best spurs can get out of this now is a draw
absolute state

pure coincidence, goyin

so it's going to be another season with man shitty and liverpoop 20 points ahead of third place

Don't rate Harrykane
I'm a Joelinton man

No effort from Kane at all

>+6
Reparations from those norf east nazis

>I don't get it
>I put in Kane
>I put in Moura
>I put my new signing in
>why are we not winning

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City lost to Newcastle last season

>not signing an 11-man squad of 8ft players and having them just stand in the goal for 90 minutes

check the webm idiot.

the view the commentators were talking about is from behind making it seem like his whole body impedes kane. but from this view it's only a hand and actually might even be a distance away from kane's torso . kane is just anticipating contact

new thread when?

>lo celso
don't rate him

fuck yids
fuck wogs
fuck sissoko
fuck anyone who isn't newcastle united
simple as

Bet the true geordie has a shit-eating grin rn

That would be pretty fucking based. 10 8ft lanklet mongs & one pacey brazilian to hoof it out to.

Live text on bbc sky and guardian all say it’s a clear penalty.

>kane

>new thread for 3 minutes
you brainlet