Tott'num - Newcastle match thread
Poocastle Poonited
Spurs lineup
Newcastle
I love my Son
Looks like Bruce has ditched the 5-3-2 at least
Unless he's put Maximin at CM or something, which I wouldn't put past him
I don't see how Tottenham could fuck up this one since Newcastle are beyond shite, easy 4-0 win.
Why the fuck would you say that?
Did I say something controversial?
Saying something confident and positive about spurs means they will let you down
why is he so FUCKING perfect lads?
*crosses the ball to user*
Tuning into the kickoff for epic bantz and tomfoolery
4-1, Son, Son, KWP, Kane
Stop watching the football and switch to the cricket now
did ndombele get injured or was he already sent to the U23?
*chests it down, turns 2 defenders on a sixpence, cuts inside with only the keeper to beat and skies it into row Z*
Minor injury
How often should I turn off my laptop?
Coys
Sonny hattrick
>stop being heterosexual and suck dick now
Whenever you're not using it for a long period ideally
Who /triplecaptainkane/ here?
3-4-3 meme formation from Newcastle
>3-4-2
RIP Poocastle
No Ki?
Whenever you finish using it. Even more importantly, don't leave your charging cable in overnight or when using it at 100%.
*343 woops
Are all Geordies fans of blacked and sucking dildos?
I find it really hard to believe that laptops and their batteries are so badly designed it makes a difference to piss about with charging wires like that
Wonder how this foregone conclusion will end
Lad, post a picture of the giant purple fluffy monster munch thing.
Why does Poch hate Vertonghen now? It's not fair.
He’s usually correct in these situations
Can't post images but here's a new Spurs pepe for everyone to enjoy :)
I expect 3 fucking points.
>foregone conclusion
This is why true connoisseurs are a Spurs fans. It’s never, ever a foregone conclusion.
If you have a heart condition, support City.
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shant be clicking that
where are we for streams this season? footybite?
L
Mygoaltv.com
E
The Son is shining again today boys. Back from the absolute BULLSHIT suspension. The Premier League is racist.
R
Why can't Kane do a Stokes once in a while?
R
No CP or Gore la. It's a spurs pepe for sure :)
Based
expecting a scorcher from England's brave Joe Linton
sucking a golf ball
thanks m80
Anthony Stokes?
Spurs will go 3rd if they win leaving Man Utd in 6th (sixth).
His goals were the difference against Villa
Surely you mean Switzerland's courageous Joel Lindt
Ben Stokes
goes without saying, but newcastle are in for a pasting here
Stream?
week's about to get even tougher for truegeordie
I've said it before but i'll say it again
>Yank ads
Let's go boys
soiboi
Reminder that Lamela is BASED and forever will be
>Lamela as a playmaker
Mike Ashley has totally ruined Newcastle for me, I no longer care about them. I actually care more about my fantasy team, so I've captained Kane and hope he sticks 6 past us.
Wonder what the "give Bruce a chance" crowd will say then....
95000000 posts on Yea Forums.
Taking a kick-off shit.
Do you love Reeces?
What does Poch meant with this?
and most of them shit
this newcastle kit is disgusting
Ki and Shelvey were Toon's best players at Carrow Road and they've both been left out. Bravo, Bruce.
I eat mine like a duck
We deserve to get pumped 10-0 and I hope we do. Can't see us winning a game this season.
Liberty liberty liberty. Liberty.
We are farmers. Bum bah dah dum bah dum bum dum
might watch the other game
Newcastle are going straight back down
>mike meme is ref
oh dear
god I am totally ready for newcastle to lose again
>soccer
>hetrosexual
OH NONONONO
>in an orange kit
I kinda like it
True Spurs fans go into every match believing that they'll lose.
Liverpool will win the league this season.
Danny Rose is our longest serving player yet has played 100 fewer games than Lloris
Bizare
this isn't a liverpool thread you disgusting mick bandwagoner
just like last season?
>it's our season la'
where have I heard this before?
how fucked are newcastle without rafa?
>newcastle still haven't conceded
yeah, they're winning this
>needing water breaks because its 90 degrees
what little bitches.
>not knowing about the Spurs 2nd half
Yikes if sonny doesn’t get a hattrick my fpl is fucked
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>wolves
>losing the ball over the line with no pressure
just freaking great
awoo
You mean like handegg stopping everytime there is a tackle to show ads?
BARRY BANE!
>60k people chanting YIDS
oh no oh no oh no
just came home, did i miss anything good
top tier defending
man they hold soccer games over here in 90 degrees and they dont stop. please its 90 degrees every day
Digits and he gets injured.
thank god they spent all that money
youtube.com
who else misses chav music
They do, it is a FIFA directive to allow players to take on water
dumb kikes
cam on norf
;
Please refrain from using antisemitic phrases when posting in this thread, thanks
>pricy signing already injured
lmao
based dele
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Prime early 2000s music that.
what you gonna do about it kike
>don't spend money
>hire good manager
>spend money
>hire shit manager
masterclass from cashley once again
I hope the sun writes an article about you
Thoughts on Walker-Peters? He clearly has potential but he still looks like a kid. Needs to bulk up a bit
Paging Var Sinson
remember when Kane started in the CL final ahead of Lucas?
ERA PENAL
He’s doing better than I thought but he’s got the ball too much, they need to go through a different way
>Mike Bean
fuckin gammon cunts lmao
I will be reporting every post with antisemitic content to the moderation team for breaking the rule "No racism outside of Yea Forums"
shoulda squared
Kys mutt.
>we actually did something
POO
based Lloris
announcing reports is a banable offence
IN
>toon going to get dabbed on by norj, villa, blades this year
not a fan of this season tbqh lads
>not passing that
LOO
Lose weight.
based leaf. i will report any offtopic posts in this thread (e.g cumbrains, "lads my gf", "what should i do today lads...")
With Jews you Win
Lose intestinal parasites
Hate being a Spurs fan tbqh
>Can't even beat Poocastle
Absolutely guffawing lads.
Hope spurs come from behind to win so the geordies have a sense of hope ripped from them
hahah gammon amirite
oh you think using the word gammon is cringe?
looks like SOMEONES TRIGGERED
uh-oh, who's the SNOWFLAKE now
righties btfo
WU SHITE
>geordies
>sense of hope
o i am laffin
OH NO NO NO
you seem upset.
cry more workin class entitled cunt lol
Get shot.
The only hope we have is for Ashley to sell up, and the only way that's gunna happen is if we go down to League 1.
Most of us are behind Spurs desu.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>spuds
>JOELLLINGTONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tottenham is such a weak mind team. S.
oh nononononononononono
Lol this is going to happen now
WORTH EVERY PENNY
THANK YOU BASED BRUCE
b-bros wtf
Lads, it's Tottenham.
>spurs letting us score a score
o lawd
YIKES
ANYBODY SEEN RITCHIE?
>tottenham
more like bad at football
LADS
ERIKSEN SAVE US
>spuds
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHA GET FUCKED YIDS
>it's another Sanchez gets beaten by an overhead ball episode
its on
94999999 get
>h-he's better than vertonghen I swear
Poche should be hang
IT'S
>champion's league finalists
Yikes
>that defending
Holy fuck
ENGALNDS BRAVE JOE LINTON
Digits for Spurs.
*ahem*
It is I who will have got the get
>joellington
based Brazilian names
lads...............
stop bullying us, winning the first half against Spurs is a surefire way to lose
Why do Newcastle consistently mug us off
>Most of us are behind Spurs desu.
Damn so the True Geordie really does represent the average Newcastle fan
...
>commentator pronouncing it "joe ellington"
what the fuck? I thought it was "joel inton"?
>Unironically losing to Poocastle
O I AM LAFFIN
ps liverpool
newcastle will win it all
>tots 0 - 1 new
>wol 0 - 1 burn
wew
ewe
wew
>all those club seats for posh
>water breaks
Fucking League is turning into the MemeFL
right on cue
if you weren't upset about something you wouldn't be using the word gammon so much
what's up m8?
>Spuds
Kek
...
Late goal webm
>Spuds
ENGLANDS BRAVE JOE LINTON
Sanchez is so fucking shit since the start of the season. Vertonghen is needed.
gambling degens shouldn't be too sad since their accas were already ruined by united-palace
Vertonghen would have prevented this
redpill me on this, is it the CB or the fullback?
> but muh /possession/ meme
get fucked lel
>just manlet things
>you now remember atsu
Hahahah Spurs are fucking shit
ERA
can you lads hurry up and sell Rose? I want that sell-on money
Based Mike Deano
One of the last white clubs in London
Good lads
The CB
that was a nice volley
spurs are a cup team, made for games agaisnt tough opponents
Those are Newcastle fans
like the champions league final
kek, though even nufc fans aren't all white any more
Absolute madman
>not playing at anfield
>klopp in charge of european finals
spurs lost because liverpool was shit
The CB, you don't ask a FB to deal with a striker in the air. Sanchez doesn't look at Joel in his back and should have followed him and challenged him, that's entirely on him.
Where is Kane?
the fucking lads, you love to see it
Theres white people in london?
The nogs they show are usually tourists, most hardcore football fans are white
those are newcastle fans
Waiting for the cumbag in the 2nd half.
>ad in the middle of a match
Fuck yanks
why are you replying
again, newcastle fans
running about the midfield trying to impress his bumboy Southgate instead of playing his position
do you pronounce the T in castle or not?
New-Cassel
For me its 9 v 7 in the box for the next 60 minutes. With counter every 10 minutes that leads to nothing
no retard
New-cas-ell
>those fullbacks
new'assal
Basedao
loads of them wearing the same boots
Imagine signing 2 midfielders and still playing sissoko
I just wanna know why gammon triggers you so much
Mou about to take the pochettino job after he joins real madrid next year
what's mou doing there lol
for me it's Newt-assle
Wh-ale noi-ses
That's norf
Yeah, and the w is pronounced like way
Neh-way-cast-ell
Why the fuck is Kane always in the midfield?
it's racist anti-white terminology
equivalent to using nigger for black people
Because he gets zero service and gets desperate for the ball
What is Pochettino's problem with Eriksen?
Because I captained him on FPL this week and he hates me.
Jose looks 10 years younger
Stress is one hell of a drug
#10 la
That's just how Poch sets up, Lambert was the same
triggers me?
you're the one triggered. how's brexit going you entitled lower educated scum lol
enjoy your council estate, you gammon
he wants to move to a bigger club
After a month of fucking mike dean's sister, my dick hurt so much that I decided to go back here and comment. Dean, you are now the number one public enemy on Yea Forums, Atkinson is comparing to you a great guy with whom you can argue a little, and you got off nowhere like motherfucker and you think that your comments in the style of "I know football rules," and you will take over this league. Get the hell out of here while you can, because then it may be too late. And mark oliver is not much better, moreover, it's all VAR SINSON
thinking about an eriksenless tottenham, he wants to leave, real might buy him if they can't buy pogba
He has marginally better passing than you'd expect from a striker and Spurs/England have no creative midfield, so he's always instructed to drop deep and get the ball to start moves
Wants to stop people calling him a tap in merchant in Yea Forums
We're leaving on the 31st and there's nothing you can do about it, faggot.
thought spurs were meant to trounce newcastle you guys lied to me
Same lol. And I have Moura too, I'll kys myself if they lose 0-1.
Blame
*joins arsenal*
Second half spurs. Classic spuds
wait for it
Spurs are always shit in the first half
Someone probably put a nice baton a spurs win
I came here to laugh at Spuds.
Ok now you can continue.
I'm aware
just wondering why people are using it all of a sudden
>entitled
>lower educated
you're confused
I'm entitled AND more highly educated than you
yeah I love having no one forward
No one wanted him during the preseason transfer window
spurs are a player's team and not a system's team, if the players don't put the right intensity and are technically poor they can get bailed out by a system
If you've watched for more than 2 years youd know Newc are a perennial bogey team for Spurs. Think the last time they played the Toon won 0-5 or something daft as they were relegated.
Kane is a lazy cunt
After Kane gives them a passionate albeit incomprehensible rant during ht they'll crush them
Why are spuds always so shit at the begining of the season?
Just imagine the amount of ass juices flowing if Newcastle pull out the win
*can't
Whi is this semen demon?
I second this m8
IT HAPPENED AGAIN, IT HAPPENED AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN TOT'NUM HOTSPUR IT HAPPENED AGAIN
It's all so tiring
sauce?
But warm desu lads... I don't like it.
>spuds build new stadium
>it's even quieter than at the old WHL
hate to say it but this has got 3-1 spurs written all over it. all goals in the last 10 minutes
Can poch stop bullying jan now? Goddamn
She ruined herself, don't say I didn't warn ya
instagram.com
>Luke ass
>poch still thinks moura isnt just a super sub
Why is kane so mediocre these days
Copped this last season
based atsu
Enjoy playing Forest away next season Spurs
>this guy
lol
4 season wonder
what do you mean ruined? she looks like the cockwhore I expected her to look like
I'd ruin her
LUCAS
I'm not worried, spurs are a come from behind team.. but KWP and Sanchez needs a beating
Listen fuckers, I was standing in a bakery recently and a Kane was in front of me. I looked behind the counter and there is an old woman, age about 60-65 years old, and the Harry asked for a shortcake, but I would never have thought that he was not talking about Cake, but about this older saleswoman. Kane looked at her with his traumatic-drug look and said to "Do you know what the recipe for shortcake is?"Grandmother isfucked like that for a long time, until she is fragile. " Then the saleswoman brought "boules" on the face of this pervert, but it was no ordinary bloody graham. Harry Kane ran out of the bakery and went to satisfy his dogs.
How do you say "Leute, es ist Tottenham" in your language?
did that norf fc player just kick his mate at the end
Fuck off spurs, how are we meant to get rid of Steve Bruce now ?
Tots, it's laddenham
Newcastle is kino
>Leute
would it not be Kerle?
he'd only get replaced by Martin O'Neill or someone just as shit
les gars, c'est tottenjambon.
Jätkät, se on Tottenham.
Lados, é o tottenham
Sneijder
what the fuck is a Hotspur anyway
Maten, het is Tottenham
>2010 belly d'or
>Originally named Hotspur Football Club, the club was formed on 5 September 1882 by a group of schoolboys led by Bobby Buckle. They were members of the Hotspur Cricket Club and the football club was formed to play sports during the winter months
based retirement bod
>/pol/ would refuse this
doesn't really answer the question
It’s a spur that’s hot. Obviously desu
бpaтвa, этo тoтьнaм.
is there a place you can pay for good fucking streams? every week it's constant lag and going down on numerous streams.
you can pull out you know?
have you considered sky sports?
A spur that has been heated
There was a king called Harry "Hotspur" because he was a fast rider (spurs hold your feet in place on horses)
They don't give you much room to maneuver, those seats down the White Hart Ground do they?
it comes from the nickname of a 14th century knight, Sir Henry Percy. People called him Harry Hotspur
Yoooo. Who dis bitch?
i bowed to the jews and got now tv this year
>hes never had a hot spur
I'm not very /pol/ but I would definitely refuse this. I just don't find black facial features attractive in the slightest.
Gay
>not even a wheelie bin
Is this what Newscatle do instead of cold room for recovery?
>no wolves/burnley thread
bit rude desu
instagram.com
explain
>'ard norvurn lads boyo
Tottenham 3
Newcastle 1
Nailed on. Simple as.
sweating profusely
no one watching irrelevant matches here
lads, its just tottenham
PUT LOCELSO ON YOU FATFUCK
why are there so many female soccer ads on american tv
hurrrr
>i fell for the liverpoop meme instead of sticking with lascelles
do i wildcard lads
Hot spurs, though generally taking it's name from the Prince
It's pronounced "Low Chelso" btw
just won the lady world cup innit
Women are queens over there
He is defensively awful but is able to show class going forward.
There is no competent alternative on the bench because ((((((((levy)))))))
Spurs are fucked when Eriksen leaves
nope. he's from argentina, they pronounce names the spanish way
we are cucked. please invade us
this, same with vertonghen tbqh
sure but 3 ads in one break seems a bit much
Loh Chelso
sucks
we cant win trophies with this squad with out without eriksen.
we are painfully close to having the squad we need and its what makes it so unbearable.
Talking about pronunciations, its pissing me off how the commentator pronounces it "Joe Ellington"
We'll be fine, just play Kane deeper
>kane
with or without*
pochettino isn't playing eriksen to show levy how important he is to the team so that he gives him the wages he is demanding to stay
That's how it's pronounced
Joe-Elling-Ton
What we need to do is score more goals than the other team
eriksen is refusing to even negotiate, and if pochettino was having to fuck with the line up to prove to the club owner what decisions need to be made then we have far bigger problems than we think
Grabbar, det är Tottenskinka
It's Joel Inton
not Joe Linton
KNOWLEDGE IS POWER
Thank you
KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE
Cooked Jew
totalsportkek is OP and free
how do you know that though?
he could be using it as a tool to try and get the wages he wants
levy is known has a tight jew who pays his players fuck all
>it's a spurs pass it around outside the box for 20 minutes episode
SUB LAMELA OUT HE IS SHIT
what's with the black eye on vertonghen
>spurs
poch did it
He and Poch fought
This has literally been Poch's tactics for the last 2-3 seasons
>pass sideways to full back
>pass sideways to CM
>pass sideways to other full back
>repeat until you lose the ball
>all while players s tee and still with no movement
GGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
GINOLA!!!!!!
>levy is known has a tight jew who pays his players fuck all
I dont disagree, but Eriksens agents have literally told him they're not negotiating, they wont even name a price
>those Korean flags
Wife is making Pad Thai tonight
Stream anyone
Tell me lads, why did I put Lolris in my fpl
Wheres aurier?
yeah but for which team
I told you not to
Tell me lads, why did I captain Kane in my fpl
are spurs ndombele babbies
kane has been running around aimlessly
no they are eriksen babbies
same
didn't captain sterling
I WAS PROMISED SONNY HATTRICK. WHERE IS IT
ERIKSEN IS SO FUCKING BALD CHRIST
No team other than shitty and slipperpool could easily breeze through EPL Farmers
Almost as bad as la liga
mmm hunnie
Literally nobody gives a single fuck about your stupid fucking fantasy team. Seriously this is the worst thing about August.
HURRR DURRR MUH FAGTASY DURPY DURPY DOOOOO
Fuck off.
Kane's got retarded since his last injury
>approaching 60 minutes
Alright lads, this is when the game turns around.
your post would be based if not reddit spacing
seething
Kane is completely uninvolved in every game besides the 3 seconds when he's on the ball before he scores.
>Implying he wasn't beforehand
t. Pointlet
t. week 2 wildcard
pls be true I was ripping my brother after that palace game and am not prepared for reverse banter
yeah exactly, he hasn't been the same since the cl city game
Checked
Never betting on Spurs ever again fucking shitters
must be hard being poch, trying to make a statement to the team by benching the shitecunt that is eriksen, while simultaneously needing to unbench him everyweek to get the points.
haha, yeah it do be like that
Why does she feel so sickly?
where the fuck is lo celso
unless it's england where he collects the ball from the backline and takes corners
top jej
>kyle walker jr ded
Excellent post
liking this Joe Linton lad
>drinking_problem.jpg
great no right back for the rest of the season
well if it's good enough for Ronaldo
SAVE US LOW CHELSO
he is hiding. Family is more important than respect from street people and celso has neither one nor the other, he has a smelly small dick
Who the fuck is Celso
It’s pronounced:
Low thel-thoh
hehehe
one of levy's trash filler signings to give the illusion that he's spending
fabian cher
>lucas poora
Another Argentinian meme player.
Why is Tottenham so low IQ? Eriksen seems to be the only guy with a brain on that team.
Kane peaked to early 2bf
Isn't he on loan as well? Not a real signing, just an illusion of one like Ceballos over at Arsenal?
Lads am worried...
the shit version of lamela
Ceballos doesnt have an option to buy
Lo Celso does
shhh
>Boooo
why tho
Yea he is but with the intention to buy after 1 year
spuds are pish
lel I'm a Feyenoord supporter you nonce
Sissoko was shit for us, wanted a big money move and stopped caring
imagine if spuds got a last minute equaliser and it was ruled off by VAR
This young women was raised for bbc
Poch is such a fraud honestly just AVB but with better players
That's impressive
spuds have a case of blight
Arsenal's gonna destroy tottenham next week
used to play for newcastle and ditched when they went down, refused to turn up to training and shit to force the transfer iirc
anyhow
AVB had the same ideas as Poch except AVB was stuck with players like Kaboul and Dawson
Shart with cuck fetish, what a suprise
DO SOMETHING KANE
let me tell you about your country
tottenham have a wee team mentality though which means they turn up for random games that are big for them but it scuppers their energy levels for the next match.
why can't nice things ever happen to spurs lads?
what did I do to be cursed with supporting this shit club
So you'd rather an English team win the CL than a Dutch one?
what does lo celso do exactly?
>tf
>tp
Please, do the world a favor and kill your parents then yourself. Thanks.
Don't talk shit about are Michael
cringe
Okay lads tell when the time comes to start worrying
>losing to newcastle
>lose 3-0 to norridge
>leading 1-0 at spurs
sure is cuhrazy being a toon fan
great ball from Matt Ritchie
Because you made the mistake of being good during the rise of Klopp's liverpool. Serves you cunts right. Same goes for city.
No sportsmanship
gonna kms
>stopping for a non-head injury
literally why
>pulls his nuts
F
no matter how good they might be nothing builds momentum like winning cups
i fucking love it when there's a player down and they don't put the ball out
pukki is a hell of a drug
foy
Play to the whistle innit
why didnt totenham stop it? why were they in a rush to pass it around the box again?
>top two summer signing get injured
great sign mike ashley
Go ask a Man U supporter if they'd rather have Man City or Barcelona win the CL.
dirty fucking cunts
Its the stark difference between being owned by a jew or an arab that makes all the difference in the prem
75? 78? And remember for the moment you're only cheering for a draw. Not even a win
why does joelinton not have a space in his name
>spuds
what went wrong
Pukki >>>> Kane+Son
>jellyngton is already fine
Lmao
Imagine being a yid supporter right now.
Wow, Kane, what a goal.
Fans boo’d, but 5 mins earlier when the Spud players were down they threw the ball out and nobody boo’d
ref stopped the game 3 times when chelsea players went down with 'cramp' yesterday.
KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE
I'm asking you if you'd rather have an English team win the CL than a Dutch one.
0 penetrating power
why are they still booing sissoko?
fake posting should be bannable
English hard working lads vs diving brazillians
I feel like >we've been on the cusp of winning something for like a decade now and I'm starting to get tired of the massive blue balls
it doesn't matter what competition it is, the league cup, the fa cup, the league and now the champions league, we're just never going to win anything and it's getting kind of demoralizing to watch, its getting too circular and I can't deal with it any more
YOUR MOTHER IS WHORE
stop posting fake kane goals you gimps
t.triggered sperm fan
CANE!!!!!
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTER
>I don't understand the rules of football
Tottenham *pass it sideways* Hotspur
im anti spurs supporting northern brexit brothers
At least locelso tried to shoot ffs this is worst than looking at arsenal with wenger in his last seasons
what does lo celso mean in spanish?
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe Linton is a hard working lad from norf
KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE
***yawns
Going back to the Mallorca Sociedad match
Sunderland?
fake
Some of us are actually watching the game, theres no need to fake goal post
feel a Son goal incoming, then a Kane header for 2-1
>sunlun
>ever supporting us
come on
spuds are so fucking shite
KANE
My stream is behind tho
SON SON SON SON
HOOOOLLLLYYYYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIT I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW GOOD THAT GOAL WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!......
FOR KANE!!!!!!
BENULDY
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
manchester city will tear newcastle apart with this style
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SOMEONE FUCKING SCORE OR SHOOT FROM OUTSIDE THE BOX
Slurp slurp slurp the semen
ERA PENAL
NO ERA
NO VAR
the trick for beating a parked bus is to bundle through making as much contact as possible to claim free kicks and pens
GASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNEGASCOIGNE
era
surely
NO ERA PENALL
ERA
DEAN'D
era tbf
VARVARVARVAR
ERAA
ERA
play on
david silva didn't get his clear pen
if kane gets this then VAR is bent
ERA
got to be a pen
E L V A R
passes wide
Back to centre
Passes wide
Back to centre
seriously is this isn't given I'm never watching football again
with jews you lose
lmao that should had been a penny the defender tripped kane
Thank you based Deano
kane is an elite diver
disgrace
refball
NO PENALTY AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOW YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO SCORE A GOAL YIDS
>Oh whoops I accidentally tripped and stuck my arm out and tripped Harry Kane haha
Fucking joke. ERA
SPUDS BTFO
BASED VAR
KANE BOOKED FOR DIVING
VAR was a mistake
nice knowing you
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA GET FUCKED SPERMS
DEANO DEANO DEANO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
blatant pen FUCK this bald twat
?AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH get fucked ahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
>spudfags btfo
What is the fucking point of Var stupid baldy cunt
lol fuck off forever var has completely fucked this game
the absolute state of >VAR
NO SINSON
>Scoreboard not showing that it's 1-1 after Kane's goal
Fucking ridiculous.
How is that not a penalty lmao
>dive over and put arm and torso between striker and ball taking him out in the process
NO PENALTY
>VAR review brought to you by Verizon
that wasn't a foul
>Rugby tackles Kane whilst he's about to shoot
>not a penalty
HOW?
>moura
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
VERIZON VERIZON VERIZON VERIZON VERIZON VERIZON VERIZON VERIZON
>dookas
STATE OF THEM HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hahaha moura
spurs lads, VAR is only here to help liverpool
bout time you realised that
So VAR is there to disallow goals because a player is 3 mm offside, but not no give clear as day pens.
never actually brought him down. kane could ran through it. lazy diving cunt Lmao
VAR is a fucking abomination
clearly fell over, that's how I fall
I have to say (and I’m a united fan) that is a clear penalty. What the fuck is Kane supposed to do there?
There was another one in the city game that was clearly a penalty when someone literally stamped on Silva’s standing leg and VAR didn’t overturn it. Both were stone wall pens.
peace
>LUSCAS MORON
no era benul
Mouraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Tfw its another livershits vs manchesturds year with no competition from any other team. Rest in piss EPL and the jews.
New tactic invented today. You will see this in every game this season.
No era, fuck off Kane you window licking mongoloid.
poch is going to cry about mike dean again isn't he
>that guy saying lucas was good
Mike copping a feel discretely in exchange for NO PENAL, I see
This is why Kane started the CL final
what is era
>lelcas
>poopra
...
not even VAR can stop the power of Mike Dean
she cute.name?
god i wish that were me
3 - 1 to spurs they said
After the cops america shitshow they dont want a repeat and pretend they are above third worlders
the view from behind kane makes it look like he was blocked
the view from the front shoes only a hand in front and not the body which isnt enough for kane to go down
VAR exists to take points off liverpool's rivals
var? is that you??
KIKES literally SEETHING
>What the fuck is Kane supposed to do there?
run towards the ball and not go the other way to trip over
Atsu is quality ting senpai blud.
DYBALA SAVE US
Yes
FUCK Mike Dean and FUCK VAR except for last week
He’s fucking taken out by someone diving into him. That’s like saying nobody should ever get tackled in rugby because just run away lol
wow really thought it would mean something different
>someone dives into your leg
>hurr just keep running
Is Kane playing?
>poch literally stops davinson from going full ape
Lmao
they didn't even show that webm perspective on tv. they only wanted to show the view from behind which looks clear as day. but VAR room as every perspective
what is the purpose of VAR exactly?
what were you watching?
kane went down when he felt the contact. A
Did the Sky commentator just call him Joey Linton?
To fuck everyone not called Liverpool
wtf is that newcastle nig doing
THERE'S ONLY ONE JOEY LINTON
been calling him that all game
Kane is shit
why doesnt totenham just learn to play more than 45 minutes
england's brave joey ellington
to stop liverpool winning at all costs
>Joey Linton
>Joe Ellington
>Jo Lingten
Does Almiron have 3 lungs?
Yes and he scored a goal you fucking idiot.
THE YIDS FEAR THE SAMURAI
Destroy Hitler's enemies
Englands brave Joel Linton
>lets try the same thing over and over for 90 minutes
You are literally (LITERALLY) blind
a large man dives headfirst into the back of your leg and you're supposed to stay up are you?
footballing nation my arse
you wouldn't expect nerman to do that would you
tactical mastermind steve bruce
based miguel "serrano" almiron raiding jewish defences
Champions League flashbacks
kane went down more because he saw the other man fall and less because of contact . check the webm, fags
basically stood staring at newcastle's defense every time they were anywhere near the goal
no he slipped and fell then kane went down when he felt something. it wasnt a foul and var proved it
SAMURAI DOWN
J. Oelington
That’s what united have been doing for 5 seasons under various different managers
of course it works like that user
>mooto
Ah yes the famous game changer Ben Davies. We've got this in the bag now boys
Joel ting, son
hesgoal has been shit today
top kek
So we all agree parking the bus > possession
Are English referees just too stuck up to listen to the VAR?
i wonder who got it right, the professionals or some randoms in a bird watching imageboard
cope more
>Var proved it.
If anything. It looked more nailed on a pen with VAR. tbqhwyl if you don’t think that’s a penalty then you shouldn’t be posting in a football thread
>tf
>tp
Everytime
yes
Dyche the GOAT
both are shit - cope tactics
>6 minutes
poch time
We can all agree Spurs are shit, yes.
WHOS THAT TEAM THEY CALL UNIIIIIIIITED
jappo player a qt, yo homo
>+6
OY VEY
shut up neto
Depends on how tsll your bus is.
Poch should have left after the final
When is Dele Alli back? Did he break his cock fucking a thot or something?
Well the “professionals” have got the last 3 penalty shouts wrong. So i would say us desu
the best spurs can get out of this now is a draw
absolute state
pure coincidence, goyin
so it's going to be another season with man shitty and liverpoop 20 points ahead of third place
Don't rate Harrykane
I'm a Joelinton man
No effort from Kane at all
>+6
Reparations from those norf east nazis
>I don't get it
>I put in Kane
>I put in Moura
>I put my new signing in
>why are we not winning
City lost to Newcastle last season
>not signing an 11-man squad of 8ft players and having them just stand in the goal for 90 minutes
check the webm idiot.
the view the commentators were talking about is from behind making it seem like his whole body impedes kane. but from this view it's only a hand and actually might even be a distance away from kane's torso . kane is just anticipating contact
new thread when?
>lo celso
don't rate him
fuck yids
fuck wogs
fuck sissoko
fuck anyone who isn't newcastle united
simple as
Bet the true geordie has a shit-eating grin rn
That would be pretty fucking based. 10 8ft lanklet mongs & one pacey brazilian to hoof it out to.
Live text on bbc sky and guardian all say it’s a clear penalty.
>kane
>new thread for 3 minutes
you brainlet
>But we passed it sideways around the box with no movement off the ball wtf!
Apologise
>kane
you just got kaned (you just got kaned)
just a cohencidence
Leicester are a better team than Spurs. You saw it here.
I thought Kane was good what gives ?
Im sorry for doubting you Fat Sam 2.0
>KANE
managed by Rafa fookin Benitez, not Steve "Brexit" Bruce
>triple dubs
fitting for Bruce masterclass
fat ugly cabbage cunt
thanks for the win tho
Paul Dummett man of the match
what a day
>sports journalism
i'd trust your opinions more than theirs desu
Bring back Soldado
the customers leave the building
starting kane in the final showed he wasn't leaving
>greg rain
>MOURA
>be kane
>get paid to stand in the box doing nothing for 90 minutes until the ball lands at your feet and you have a 1v1 on the keeper
>it finally happens at 94 minutes
>miss anyway
for me, its the qt Jap Newcastle sub
...
*drops into midfield*
*arrives to box late*
*charges after a clearance*
*gets injured*
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
>shattenham dogshit
rofl how fucking shit are Spurs
>Davies
Kek great sub poch
wooooooooooooo
>spurs playing like shit
>spuds
>spuds
>spuds
>whiffing a bicycle kick
spurs didn't even looked like they want to score all game
>LUCAS
>aston villa lost to this dross
damn this was embarrassing, I'm sad
>that bicycle kick
Wolves equalized in the 96th
STEVE BRUCE
NEWCASTLE LEGEND
Is Kane finished?
LMFAO AT SPUDS GIVING NUFC THEIR ONLY POINTS OF THE SEASON
They are the Newcastle Utd to Newcastle's Derby County.
Basically Levy should have capitalized on the team being on the cusp of something special 2-3 seasons ago
The team momentum has been dying ever since. Other teams have caught up and this season just screams of desperation.
Spurs fucking blew it
>LOSING AT HOME TO NEWCASTLE
are they playing a midweek game this week?
they've been shit in the league so far
nuno's managing man u next year isn't he?
Clench those teeth Yiddo boy
I got roped into watching this by someone and know fuck all about football. Spurs was shit and boring to watch right
always starts the season slowly
Say it