OFFICIAL ASHES CELEBRATION THREAD

Still didn't win the world cup cunts

Feels good desu

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really, neither did you

Feels good being an AusGod lads

this is the post

>can only win from umpire error and a fucking obscure rule
>6677
>67
HAHAHAHAHAHAA

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we've won it 5 times.

think we should claim 95000000 itt lads

might regret making this thread lads

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you just need to have faith

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thank you based madoka and fellow madokaposter

uhhh op?

MADOKA COME GET ME I'M SCARED

Well done Australia!

(hopefully this post will age badly)

WHY WOULD I MAKE THIS THREAD AND BLOW MY LOAD SO EARLY
FUCK
WHAT HAVE I DONE

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we deserved to lose, like 4 different fuck ups in the last 20 minutes. how fucking embarrassing

>OP

AHAHAHAHAHH FAGGOT

AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA

>OP
Don't even like cricket but AHAHAHAHA

OP here.
Well, time to fucking kill myself.
Press S to spit on my decaying corpse.
p.s. FUCK PAINE

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>OP
BOW DOWN TO STOKES

CONVICTS ON SUICIDE WATCH

OH NONONONONONONONONONONOONNON

>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF OP
OHONONONONONO

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SIR BEN STOKES

I fucking hate my country.

HahahahaHahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH FUCK HAHAHAA WHAT A COUNTRY

GOAT
O
A
T

>drop him
>fuck up the easiest run out ever seen
>review a ball pitching 10m outside leg
>dont have a review left for plum lbw

has there ever been a bigger series of fuck ups in cricket? will anything ever top this?

AHAHAHAHABAJJAAHAHAHAHAHA POZZIE KEKOLD ANUSES FILLED WITH GALLONS OF HOT ENGLISH CUM

:)

chokefailia lol

GET TO BED YOU MUGGY CUNTS FUCK OFF GET OUT OF HERE

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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THIS IS THE THREAD

Oh
no
no
no
no

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lol

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why are English people so successful?
Its not fair

Just popping down the shops lads to celebrate, anyone want anything?

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Oh no no no no no no no

Well played, England.

Imagine blowing your review on a ball pitching and swinging down leg lmao

>The anally-ravaged skin cancer quarantine zone known as Australia

lol

Seriously lads, please fucking (You) me. I deserve it. My decision-making is so bad that I've just been called up to replace Paine as captain.

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...

>loses to a glasses wearing nerdlinger
How will Aussies ever recover from this?

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Age of the Virgin is upon us

SAME OLD AUSSIES

ALWAYS *SEETHING*

Stick to throwing boomerangs not cricket balls lad

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

i'm tying the FUCKING noose right now

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Don't go bro. Wait till the presentation ceremony.

yup

hhahahahahahhhhahahahahahhhhahahahahahhhhahahahahahhhhahahahahahhhhahahahahahhhhahahahahahhhhahahahahahhhhahahahahahhhhahahahahahhhhahahahahahhhhahahahahahhhhahahahahahhhhahahahahahhhhahahahahahhhhahahahahahhhhahahahahahhhhahahahahahhhhahahahahahhhhahahahahahhhhahahahahahhhhahahahahahhhhahahahahahhhhahahahahahhhhahahahahahhhhahahahahahhhhahahahahahhhhahahahahahhhhahahahahahhhhahahahahahhhhahahahahahhhhahahahahahhhhahahahahahh

We might have jumped the gun lads...

i want nothing more than to see tim paine off himself

JUST

DELET THIS

And the award for the grimmest post in 2019 goes to

deserved every bit of it desu

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>OP
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD AHAHAHAHA

hot

KILL YOURSELF OP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

S

>nah mate don't bother it was a mile outside leg
>yeah we'll have a review mate

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BASED SEBBO

How many times have you won it this year?

>Tim Paine
>RandomNiggerTellsYouToLookAtHimAndSaysThatNowHeIsTheCaptain.jpg

...

lol

These things happen moite

It was a picture of that lesbian actor, Ellen Paige or something.

Oh dear.

Stop bumping it. Thanks.

Yes, and the filname was something like epGet27

Oh, sorry mate

bump

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great

Bump

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Bump

>englel

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we won mate

Is that so? Congrats
Btw, OP must be feeling very embarassed about this thread

Yeah, he was asking if we could stop bumping it...

We probable should

ENGLAND

Bump

bump of shame

Mate...

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another incredible Welsh (and English) victory. Always nice to see cheating, seething pozfalians lose.

Yes... YES...

Based.

>state of this thread KEK
bumping again so OP kills himself

Just coming in and doing bit to laugh at the state of OP and his life right now.

Hahhahahahhahhahha

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oh nononononono

they call you wisecunt

Absolutely kino
>Stokes knowing he's won it before the crowd
>his utter chad bellow
>Lyon having a stroke
>dat spray of beer in the bottom right of the crowd

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great day. aussies and pakis utterly seething. doesn't get much better

>pakis utterly seething
why?

You lot always seethe when England win.

They are always seething about something

no
yes mostly when india does good

It's probably been said already, but one thing that truly astounds me with this test was that they got rid of Broad with a fast yorker in 2 balls and seemingly didn't even consider doing the same to Leach

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Yeah that's why I want you to beat them. Also thier seething was hilarious during the world cup

Bumping for the sake of op

Bumping to prolong Oh Pee's humiliation.

what happened here lads?

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kys OP oh nonononononono

Is op ok?

kek
KEK
K E K

Based sebbo

bump

Are you still alive, mate?

>The City of Australia

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Na

hahaha

the utter state of the original poster

Ahhhhahahahahahahahahaha

Britain wins again

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didn't England win though?

Oi WalkGod you here mate?

New Zealand and Wales Brave England.

>when they find op's loli collection

youtube.com/watch?v=C802Z5IIKH4

>be me
>be interviewed by the AFP
>"mr. user, we will not be pressing charges, seeing as you have committed no crimes."
>"but why do you have more than 200 pictures of the same cartoon character, each one photoshopped to look like a cricketer?"

what did they mean by this?

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he doesn't know about the real cricket anime suraj the rising star

youtube.com/watch?v=2jgEcS1IqwU

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you made me do this op and its still better than yours

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Just did a massive Nathan Lyon on any pitch that isn't 5 days old lads

let's get this sad boy to 500

would appreciate if we all stopped posting here and forget this thread ever existed thanks

Moeen Ali gave a ball back to the guards at the SCG and everyone booed the fuck out of him

He's clearly the kind of guy that wouldn't know what to do with a full toss as well, there wasn't much risk in trying it

never

why's that m8

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>yfw 67 was enough

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underrated thread

Blessed thread

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sí señor

>my thread is still being bumped
>it’s going to be here all week
>this is going to be the most iconic thread I’ll ever create on spee
I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME

Redpill me on this thread

aussie celebrated before the match was over because it looked like they would win fairly handily but then england went on to record a miracle win, making OP look foolish

Morning /shame/

vivimos en una sociedad

He must feel a real chump

Cheeky bump haha

so Australia won yeah?

Every time I see this thread I fall into immense depression
What do you reckon is the best way to get rid of it? Spam it so it reaches the bump limit faster or mercilessly report it so the jannies delete it?

op here
still hurts lads
at least madoka saved /cric/

Madoka didn't save /cric/
Stokes did
Oh, and whatever retard was responsible for wasting your reviews.

Anime is shit
So is Australia
And so is your thread, but I'll keep bumping it.

what's for dinner lads?

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goodnight bump

This is the thread

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the anime poster no less, exposed for all time.

Poor guy

Fuck anime.

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

Daily reminder that Ben Stokes has more heart than the entire aussie team combined

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Ben "smashing jaws, then smashing fours" Stokes

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*saves thread*

*dabs on Pozzstralia*

Hoping to see this last at least 2 weeks

MagiReco thread?

It's funny because the thing op said would happen did not in fact occur, meaning the op made a mistake but it is a public mistake and he will feel shame and embarrassment when he sees the thread because it will remind him of his mistaken foolhardy vainglory

>4 days 3 hours ago
>the state of OP
oh nonononononononononononononononononononononononono

mods need to sticky this thread for a week or two

we may have won but i still wish i was australian

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hopefully eventually he kys himself

he won't if you stop bumping the thread

True dat

I SWEAR YOU’LL NEVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN

Booked a hooker. They supply the condoms right?

Yep, and the lube.
Pro-tip - take a couple of condoms yourself anyway. A classic hooker trick is to get you to come once, then pretend they have no more condoms, shame you booked an hour, you should not have come so fast silly boy. Counter this by having your own just in case

kek

slow night.

keep the thread alive until Australia does in fact win the ashes, op shall be redeemed.

fucking Hiroshimoot

>Mitchell Marsh

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I know how you feel, when dortmund scored twice in the dying seconds against malaga a few years ago I had made a thread laughing at them which stayed on the front page for days

dont know why jason roy was so upset afterwards, I know he has been useless but he was still on the winning team
why was he even wearing the australia cap?

Pray for OP

kek just realised this isn't a proper /cric/ thread

It is a proper /cric/ thread.