/cric/ England v Australia

fuck's sake johnny

now THIS is a test
youtube.com/watch?v=vJZp6awlL58

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FOR FUCK SAKE WARNER

GONE
GONE
WALK OFF YOU CUNT

AHHHHHHHHHHH

That's lewd

australian cricket needs to be shut down. it's over.
we should try baseball

YESSSS NICE HAZZA

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GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GET THE FUCK OFF THE FIELD YOU SOULLESS GINGER CUNT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

FUCK OFF YOU CUNT

OH DEAR OH DEAR

FINALLY
FUCK

it's the hope that kills you

LADS

GONE

GONE
GOTTEM
GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH
FUCK THE FUCK OFF YOU MUPPET
HANG YOUR SELF CUNT

Stupid cunt, why you hanging your bat out there.

FUCKING GINGER CUNT FUCK OFF

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GONE
FUCK OFF

bears toe btfo

please no don't do this to me

bitchstow

fun fact- magnificent seven is based on that movie

Alarm just went off for no reason lads did anything happen while I was asleep?

leach masterclass incoming

quality

ITS FUCKING OGRE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

Nah it was a specific one just now, thanks though

OUR GUY JOS

At least Swansea won

...

Butler I swear to fucking god if you fuck this up

>dross shitler

Those feet are scary looking.

Yep, that'll be Barestow gone, ta.

reckon Australia still want 5 more wickets

Reckon Bairstow might go hang himself like his father lad

feeling slightly nervous now lads

no you blind cunt

its a roadmap for every ensemble movie

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“What would you like for lunch, sir?”
“I’ll have an English collapse thanks, and your finest Labuachánge for the drink”

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7/11 of the English cricket team's first name starts with a "J." Really makes you think.

sorry, didn't mean to reply to you.

Christ these cunts are sad. Do they blow benniebucks or do they actually hold down jobs somehow?

for me it's cricket highlights with this soundtracking them
youtube.com/watch?v=qZhHOvxTBCk

wtf is wrong with these people

Listen you little brown skinned turkey, if he'd lost control of it and used the ground to regather it you might be onto something - but he clearly grabs it, hits the ground, still holds it firmly in the air, then only rubs it into the grass while he's trying to stop himself from sliding forward and stand back up again.

Fuck these maccas ads
The double quarter pounder is not new, stop advertising it like it is

Never fails to crack me up.

why not just go fuck a prossie?

Rhino? How can he have 2 nicknames?

>Buttler does this
youtube.com/watch?v=cKQIRzFqleY

how do you react?

it's fucking over

don't even bother

Looking forward to a high IQ 4(37) from Buttler here.

fuck off you cheating cunt always like that, that's why everyone hate you cunts

>keep hoping the bubble will burst and all these roasties will have to get burger flipping jobs
>its so common now many of them probably have accountants and are set for life

113 TO GO

Nah m8
>youtube.com/watch?v=1D0Toi_wQew

botham calling out warner as a manlet

depressing more than funny desu. chasing women is the ultimate beta move

yep, she's retarded

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>"he's closer to the ground"

>You're on a date with a woman
>Conversation switches to music
>You ask what her favourite song is
>She pulls out her phone and puts on this: youtu.be/asbXXBM1fZg
wwyd

38* (132)

So that's how it happens.

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112 TO GO

not sure my brain will cope, it still hasn't recovered from the Stokes 2(60).

Think Paine should ask Root for a draw here, gentleman's agreement.

why is this australian commentator such a biased bitch boy?

WAIT ON

Christ

BOWL NATHAN

Lads... It's occurred to me we might not win this match

Not really an argument that is it? And after I went through all the effort to explain it to you clearly - that's your response?
No respect.

Knock my bails off right then and there

Fucking hell that's horrific why are people so fucking dumb

kek

OI NATH

Nah m8. 5 to go

Buttler score equals these final two numerals.
Dubs confirms England win.

Why are they being so whiney about people in the stands

SIT DOWN

i literally don't know what anything being said here means.

Certainly a possibility

did you not watch day 2?

111 TO GO

>>its so common now many of them probably have accountants and are set for life

>implying most of them can think that far ahead

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Give her some chin music.

yeah I did not got blinded by a spider you cunt. that's how I can see it bounced

Janny Bairstow

CMON GARY (cmon gary)

*Gazza

it's over lads

Lazy as fuck fielding, he could have dove for that

FOUR

syokes plays best when he's backed into a corner
say your prayers pozzies

revs is presumably a place, k-hole is a ketamine induced muntation

OOOOOOOOOOOH
*CLAPS*
YEEEEEEEEEEES
*CLAPS*
NICE ONE
*CLAPS*
GAZAAAAAAAAAA

When will NZ take back Stokes?

Hoping for another century for England from the one and only Nathan Lyon

love throwing away a guaranteed win lads

business idea: replace bairstow with foakes, root with ballance, denly with vince, burns and roy with sibley and crawley

reckon you could say he comes out swinging lad

revs = revolver upstairs, a famous club in Melbourne
k-hole = totally whacked out on ketamine, your mind leaves your body for a few minutes

Based
>behave like a whore
>have to go back to being one
poetry

106 TO GO

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absolutely degenerate. far out.

FUCKING BOWL FULL AT THE STUMPS FOR BUTTLER YOU CUNTS

Doesn't really count when he's got one in the wicket column mate.

t.boomer

Kek. Why is his name “Butt”ler. Butler is spelled with one t

I don't partake myself lad, but I'm not a fucking retard who doesn't know the slang.

youtube.com/watch?v=xwjZXKXtbGY

reckon it'd be nice to get 5 or so more wickets

yeah excuse me for not knowing a club in pozzburne dumbcunt

He's descendant from French buttlers ya nong.

>Going to revs and doing ket when you could go to the bris and just smoke green in the beer garden
Grim

OH NONONONONONONONON

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AAWWW BOWL GAZZA

OUT

LEAVE THE CREASE IMMEDIATELY PLEASE

RUN OUT

ogre

gone cunt

GONE
GOTTEM
WALK THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH YOU PIECE OF SHIT

I JUST TUNED IN FARKEN YES

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>English running

GONE GONE GONE RUN OUT IN A TEST MATCH
FUCK OOOOOOFFFFFFFFFF GET BACK IN THE STANDS CUNT

YES COME

ON GET THE FUCK OFF

LYNCH THE FUCKING DARKIES

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU FUCKING CRETIN

for FUCKS sake

>Getting run out in a test match with a full day left
YIKES

F

fucking brilliant, well done england you fucked it.

JUST FUCK MY STUMPING UP LADS

FUCK OFF ROOT YOU SHIT CUNT

THE

PARTICIPATION

TEST

>uses the phrase degenerate
>uses the phrase pozzburne
back to /pol/ mate

Put my noose in the closest lads
Holding off for the time being

JUST

Who comes in for Shittler?

FUCK OFF

You just mixed up the ashes.

fuck up cucktorian

Just running down the pitch, you lads want anything?

Ogre.

Can I borrow it mate?

wouldn't mind a wicket

Is there anything more beta and cucked then being run out?

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whoever this guy is posting photoshopped english batsman seconds before they get out is absolutely based

what a blunder

What a match lads. This (was) classic ashes drama. Feel like its ogre now though

england have still got this, right?

I'll take a run out, mate. Don't worry about making it look pretty though.

I have a cleaned up tail, thanks lad.

>be professional slow cricket bowler
>spin ball one way
>only one way
>massive footholes on right side of pitch
Hurr I can only spin bawl one whey

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Not sure being unfamiliar with the ever evolving lingo of the drug abusing youth of a very particular night club scene is what qualifies a "fucking retard" mate.

>forcing england to take lunch

match fixing cunts

Business idea: pick an actual batsman instead of Buttler

its literally 50/50 right now

Holy fuck England are pathetic, absolutely cruising and then Bairstow slashes at a wide one and Jos gets run out. What the fuck is wrong with your team. You can still win but jesus christ

Why didn't he wait on?

Sure thing lad, sending it to you via royal express air mail right now
Expect about noon tomorrow

t.seething fat bogan from ice-addicted shithole country town

So out of interest, did any of you actually put a bet on england when stokes and bairstow were batting well this morning?

this is going to have to be the partnership now.

Nah. Unless Stokes plays a blinder and the others don't give away cheap wickets.

muh natural game™

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Middle ones Irish mate.

It's more like 60/40 in Aus favour imo

Thanks lad, I'll be sure to send it back when I'm done.

>is there a working smoke alarm in your bedroom
Why would there be?

'Bowled! Bowled! Bowled!' And at the finish in the dressing-room, he said: Ain't I a demon? Ain't I a demon? Whether or not he christened himself the demon, he certainly was a demon bowler.

its only 102 runs. 5 overs without a wicket and it becomes comfortable

nah mate it's 50:50, either Australia wins or they don't

stokes and woakes lol it rhymes

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25 runs per wicket from the 4 tail end, possible, wouldn't be confident though

ABSOLUTE CHOKE JOB

Ready to watch some Gilligans Island lads, hope this is quick.

Cheers lad, just make sure to give it a wash after
Love ya xoxo

Should have slit his throat when she had the chance.

They fucking suck balls as test batsman that's what. They need to be locked in a room with Graham Gooch and Alastair Cook and be forced to watch hours of test batting.

This triggers the autist.

Why is bumble refereeing?

yea u won at ur own sports so what? we'd beat u in afl

kek it's more like 90/10 in australia's favour

stokes has to dominate now if we want a chance

this will end up like Edgbaston 2005.......now THAT was a test match

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All this celebrating and I forgot who's the next man in...
>woakes
Just fuck my shit up lads it's all over.

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lmao cook rage quit the abc commentary after that run out

Stoakes and Wokes, the dynamic duo

Woakes will get another annoying 30 by himself. Archer and Bread are always good for double digits

As a consequence of this victory, writes Plum Warner, the "fame of Australian cricket was established for all time." Spofforth became known forever as "The Demon Bowler" (a title which first adorned John "Foghorn" Jackson in the 1850s). He was the bowler whom English batsmen most feared and is also regarded as the one who first brought into the game, as a scaring technique, eye-to-eye contact with the batsman. Spofforth would often stare straight into the batsman's eyes to scare and shake him.

based asterisk world champions

>afl
Imagine a more pointless sport.

>trump 2020 shirt
Based Bong

>tfw stokes carries England to an unlikely win here after what he did in the world cup

grim

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SIRE BENJAMIN STOKES

hope Archer is the last wicket so that he feels personally responsible for the loss of the ashes

Most relevant sport here tb h

>pop out for five minutes and spastic landlord locks me out without even bringing his phone
>miss two wickets

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archer can't bat, he's only got an okay average because he's been playing against div 2 shitters

Just realised each of these finals was won in extra time.

Really makes you think.

what would happen if I walked down the streets of Baltimore with a MAGA hat?

don't like Drumpf at all, but curious as a social experiment

AFL is a league, not a sport.

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I'd still be very surprised if England didn't win from here.

100 to go

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England brings heart to the fore.
All other WC finals are soulless.

Got them at 7/1 yesterday lad. Need to go to sleep but want to know if I’m broke tomorrow or not

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They get lured by flesh.

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you will do it with 2 wickets to spare

Mind just popping out for another spell without your keys mate? This seems to be the deciding factor.

Can just imagine how many Indians are on Youtube right now praising English crowds for attending test cricket.

At least he's actually done something this test, this is all on Poot.

Fucking lol.

KEK FEAR ALLAH

Lol

>what would happen if I walked down the streets of Baltimore with a MAGA hat?

same thing that would happen if you walked down a baltimore street in literally anything; a nigger would rob you

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holy fuck that's funny

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interchangable for meaning.

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>won

Pretty loose use of the word there matie.

t. didn't even bring his phone with him

notice a lot of them.

labuschagne's been getting a lot of fans

Stoakes is SHOOK now. Wont take any singles

Going to marry the girl from work. Her dad is on the Surrey board. She doesn't know it yet, but we're going to talk a lot about cricket.

>tfw no one ever praises Australia despite us getting 3x the crowds anywhere else does for test cricket

At least I'd rather see these sluts get rich than get used by jews who get rich like in convention porn.

100 TO GO

Mate it's been 16 years since 2003 are you still seething?

>some sky shite
>funniest thing ive ever seen
yeah sure pal

a depressing anthem for a depressing race of people

Fuck.

98 TO GO

yeah "advance australia fair" is grim and shit isnt it

>slowest test match half century

Reckon we're in for a bit of a thrilling chase

We are the same race you fat bender

98 TO GO TICK TOCK AUSSIES

51

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Nice

>not letting England win the ashes to paper over the cracks so you can continue to dominate them for years to come
>Beating them and activating punished England
Punished ODI England wrecked you with the record score and in the WC semis. This is the fate you've now chosen to embrace for tests.

im a wog you slimey cunt

as a neutral observer, advance Australia fair is much better

just got home from work and I've been called back in

Don't tell me you umpballed the rugby WC too?

Maybe you should have batted for longer instead of giving us two and a half fucking days to amble our way to defeat

Cause our crowds arent funny. We get drunk and fight. Adelaide hill is fucked. Plus we abuse the shit out of opposition.

pajeets pack their stadiums to the overflow

You need to go back

kek

englel years for a curran here

Really appreciate Buttler's single figures batting average for this summer

based paki

What an existence

Not for test cricket in the past 20 or so years.

Ben Stokes running like he’s at Scotland Yard

>be Maltese
>Maltese speak English, but aren't ethnic slimes
holy mother of based

*yearns

Good job we have dozens of other great anthems and hymns to fall back on then

>Ask out a total babe from a coffee shop near my work
>Goes well, things progress
>Tells me I'm her first boyfriend, think this is weird because she's so attractive, oh well
>Just yesterday tells me she was sexually abused as a child and I'm the first man she's felt comfortable enough about to get into a relationship with
Christ lads how fucked am I? I sort of only planned on this being a short term thing, but if I leave she's going to be crushed.

Better than the grim and shit "God Save the King/Queen"? It could be, and Advance Pozztralia Fair is still shite.

Why would you run at scotland yard?

>backing away from the stumps to give it a whack
>trying to push twos

Seriously what the fuck were Australia doing in the second innings? Do they not have a coach or captain to explain to them how they're supposed to bat?

We're about to do it!
We're about to win the final of the ashes!
>youtube.com/watch?v=LRMmH4gxQyA

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maltese are dogs mate

>Batting:
Botham > Stokes > Flintoff

>Bowling:
Flintoff > Bothan > Stokes

Correct?

"intimotry bowling" nice one warney

yea what, rule shittania?

Why would you leave if she's nice, though?

because aussie banter is fucking appalling

Bet she's a fucking freak in the sack.
Reason enough to stay there.

>our land is girth by sea

Fucking top observation Bruce

Any of you lads read this book?

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OHNONONONONONONONONONONO

Just marry her mate.

top kek

it's fucking over

god damn it, all you had to do was just block forever you idiots, what's wrong with these people. stop trying to score.

HAZLEGOD HAZLEGOD HAZLEGOD HAZLEGOD HAZLEGOD HAZLEGOD HAZLEGOD HAZLEGOD HAZLEGOD HAZLEGOD HAZLEGOD HAZLEGOD

Yeah thanks, that'll be another wicket, cheers.

Because of their disproportionate effort during the crusades, Maltese are honarary whites.

OH NONONONONONONONO AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

well done woaksey, gutsy innings.

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botham was a bowler who could bat

YIKES. The state of English batting.

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I'm 22 and just got out of a 5 year relationship, wasn't planning on settling in again so soon.

Fuck's sake. Just stay in and let stokes score you brainlets.

GONE GOT HIM WALK OFF CUNT YOURE GONE

>attractive
>"just a short term thing"
for what reason?

COME THE FUCK ON

GONE
FUCK OFF

GONE

GOT HIM

FUCK OFF

>Pooakes

GONE
GOTTEM
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING OUT
PISS OF THE PITCH YOU COCKSUCKER

GOT HIM YES PISS OFF YOU"RE OUT BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF BOWLING CRAIG MCDERMOTT

Boss just called and said I have to wake up and watch us retain the urn or I'm fired.

Downisde:
>she's crazy
>she'll cheat on you

Upsides:
>she'll be into funky stuff in the bedroom
>she'll let you do anything you want to her

Your choice bra

6 for and a match winning 50, based fucking Archer

boss sent me home

see

Don't know why you'd want to leave, but you should do it sooner rather than later.

state of this post

Based posts!

Just start playing classic wow and neglect her until she leaves you.

>every wicket today has been a mistake

good to know that england are the only team that can beat england.

RETENTION

FUCKED

you

>"Yeah, we'll have a bowl first"

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our real anthem
youtube.com/watch?v=qb67Y638rHI

GRIM
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wtf is that name

Poocher

My grandfather is a very middle-eastern looking Malteser.

Our wog neighbours walked over one day while he was visiting and asked 'are you Arabic m8?'

Never seen a man so close to doing a Samsung S7

Boss said maybe work half a day tomorrow.

would have preferred a collapse on day 3, getting close and giving us hope only to squander it hurts so much more

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>we'll learn lessons from this, move forward as a team, and continue to trust ourselves

thanks mate was about to have a whinge for not getting one

you can either be the one to guide her into positive and healthy relationships or crush her and destroy her self esteem and ruin her life
quite a lot of power here lad

Your batting is as shite as ours without Smith in the side. It's like he's the only one that knows how to play a test match aside from Bus Change.

Shame the concussion has probably turned him into a T20 slogger now

big black bull coming in to bat now

Really not fond of that decolletage.

got my gf into wow the last few months so she can play with me and heal (although she likes rogue)

Kek

shant be posting in another cric thread until next summer

>Buttler 1
>Woakes 1

not throwing in a "we have to play our natural game". 7/10

also NZ

2019 is the year of Test cricket

all Roy's fault

I hope I never see him in whites again

not like this

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Literally every wicket ever is a mistake?

>New Zealands brave Sir Ben Stokes having the strong English side collapse around him

Fartcher

This has been the most entertaining ashes game in a while lad

who /neverdoubted/ here?

not much serotonin swirling around in my head today

I'm ready for Aus, NZ, Ind only /cric/ threads from now on.

98 more batsman and we've won this

Personally I hope to never see him leave Yorkshire alive after this

If England had won this, they literally would've gone on to win the Ashes.

You unironically aren't even out of the game yet lad. Christ poms are pessimistic.

the melanin in the middle will make up for it m8.

England's Brave Jofra Archer

Haha, imagine if Wade dropped that, I'd probably neck myself desu

lel

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Gareth Lyon

Slight concern was all mate

REVENGE FOR SMITH

Oooh, racist.

>inb4 Joffry Archer gets a 50 and wins the match.

anyone ever got bummed?

Whyis Nathan Lyin allowed to take an hour per bowl?

Yeah I know their technique is shit but it seemed like they weren't even TRYING to bat for time - it's like no one told them mid monring day 3 is NOT a good time to let England start their innings.

What the fuck were the coaches/captains doing?
>"Yeah just get some quick runs lads"

Skinniest arms in the comp

Listening to Leftism to give me hope.

>Donald Trump acknowledged having second thoughts on escalating the trade war with China -- only for his top spokeswoman to later say he meant he regretted not raising tariffs even more.

kek

KEK

Big Brother Australia avenging the World Cup.

Because its gazza haha

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might as well be, stokes has no good partners left

I'm still SEETHING aus even gave them the opportunity to get back into the game.

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yeah some tranny with a little dick, just uncomfortable and disgusting i wouldnt recommend

ATTENTION
I want to announce that I'm friends with Nathan Lyons neighbour. I could literally pass on a message to him from any of you, if you'd like.

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Thinking of victory

If we bounce him every ball like the retards we are he'll quite easily hack his way to a 50

only by my gf's strap-on
[spoiler]i enjoyed it[/spoiler]

just pretending was all mate. Giving the opposition hope then crushing it is more demoralising than simply crushing them normally

name a more iconic touring team

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Tell him 'bowling, Gazza'.

Nah but i was into anal masturbation
Really anal beads and a realistic vibrator and having that all the way in my anus
Love the thrill that it could get stuck

What a madlad.

will do.

>hurt lower and middle class
>devastate jobs
>cripple american companies and the economy
>just to have a bigger dick than china

sure. based. I guess?

hi can you send him this "YESSSS GAZ GREAT NUT ALL OVER MY FACE LOVE IT GAZZZZ"

cheers.

I just got uncomfortable imagining myself trying to fit into this team

love these rambling warnie tangents

Flag checks out

could you tell him OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YES GAZZA for me please

On ya gazza

Free trade with china, on the other hand, has done NONE of those things.
>brainlet

can you tell him to tell gazz to get some cheeky full tosses in there just for us

All these are kind of the same. I'll make sure he gets it.

Match awareness user

bodyliner this mong cunt

>Outsourcing your production to foreign countries is good because the people you pay not to work can afford to buy tat for cheaper
Based...?

>warnie encourageing the english batsmen to run quick singles

Devilish

>"Fuck off back to the cotton fields nigger"
wtf, how did paine get away with this

Only 97 more, w-we got this.

Not to the extent that tariffs will do. Hurting the lower and middle class, your own voting base, to just slightly annoy china, is pretty fucking stupid.

Not to mention trade with china has been pretty beneficial considering literally everything comes from there.

Stream pls.

Mines gone down

9now.com.au/live/gem aus proxy

NICE COTTON FIELDING GAZZA

Didn't know boucher played for australia.

you don't want to watch this, it's bad.

just tune the channel to 9 wide world of sport

I feel like the English team just doesn’t BELIEVE in Brexit. Reckon Boris Johnson should be captain of this team tbqh

>Not to mention trade with china has been pretty beneficial considering literally everything comes from there.
Yeah literally putting people out of work and destroying their towns is beneficial to the lower and middle classes you're a fucking genius mate

He's unironically right tho, Archer is abput to get caught.

webcric

*unzips*

here you go m8, this ones on me

trading is the reason why China is in a position to nearly challenge the USA and probably will in the future
Tariffs are the absolute minimum needed

getting some jack links original beef jerky and checking my weather station whilst I install a water feature in my bedroom lads

Honestly, the suit discussion has been the best off topic talk this test

Please send him this pic. Ask him if she saved /cric/.

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He could go out for a duck if the opposition parties can pull the ideological stick out of their arses and form a unity government.

think you might be a bit silly

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i hope australia (the country i live in) wins (the cricket match i'm watching)

tariffs isnt going to fix that. Just make lives harder for those same people

predicting a few maidens here

Free trade with China has had a much worse effect on ALL OF THOSE THINGS YOU LISTED, just more gradually (over a longer period of time).
Tariffs on China may indeed hurt those sectors further, in the short term, but there is massive potential for long term improvements.

Seems to me like you're simply to silly to play the long game.

does the autistic screeching about cook's knighthood count as off topic?

Based me starting that
still really want to wear my black suit everywhere i go

>not investing that money for a guaranteed 5% return on investment
Must suck being poor

>what's your average? probably 13.50 right?
Paine might cop a match fee for that one

I am a free trade fanatic but you don't argue the position well.

>it's another politics talk on /cric/ episode

You still upset about that?

not eating lunch ever again after this, never liked it anyway t b h

>Buckle up Mikey
>It's gonna be a boompy ride Warnie
What are we doing Harry Potter now?

What’s his average now he’s mentioned it

HAIR RESTORIOVA!

true though

So much hard work undone by brainlet decisions.... only Stokes has really understood whats required.

i have 1-2 meals a day and don't have a beer gut due to. its worth it

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It's true free trade with China has pillaged the working class in the West, but traffis aren't going to bring those jobs back.

All tariffs will do now is shift around the supply chain. The jobs will just move from China to Vietnam, Thailand, Bangladesh etc

It is unironically a shit meal.

>misfielding so archer gets on strike

Lel

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big fan of socialism lads

high iq move

we fking know that Ardern.

Its pajeets time to rise

poor cricket desu

>All tariffs will do now is shift around the supply chain. The jobs will just move from China to Vietnam, Thailand, Bangladesh etc
This would be good for the west though, divide and conquer, keep manufacturing divided and dependant on the west for income. Letting it all stay in China is just handing them the world on a platter in a couple decades desu.

For me it's specialist bowlers lasting longer than the batting sensation world superstar Jos Buttler

Elite captaining by Paine here lads

I think I'm an alcoholic, lads.

"gazza, yes gazza bowling"

>Trump trade war triggers 2nd Depression
>massive humanitarian crisis in Pakistan & India
>100M ( one hundred million) migrants move to Europe
>cricket takes over

WTF I LOVE ORANGE MAN NOW

Prospective Chinese Test XI:

Xi Jun (Left Hand Batsman)
Yi Xu (Left Hand Batsman)
Zhung Whao (Right Hand Batsman)
Jeng Xi (Right Hand Batsman)
Xianquo (Right Hand Batsman)
Xi Wu (Right Hand Batsman)
Fu Wi Chung (Wicket Keeper Batsman)
Xi Lo (Left Arm Chinaman)
Zhing Lo (Left Arm Chinaman)
Lao Zen (Left Arm Chinaman)
Xang Xing (Left Arm Chinaman)

Shouldnt think his test average is too informative given this is his 2nd test. He has a 1st class batting average over 30 from 42 innings though

head still hurts from drinking yesterday but this is depressing me too much I wanna get on it again

>The jobs will just move from China to Vietnam, Thailand, Bangladesh etc

Well that sounds like it wouldn't be very good for China then doesn't it? Like maybe that prospect would force them to take active measure to reduce their surplus with the U.S to appease Donald Trump so that he doesn't make this happen?

You really are not clever enough to understand this situation.

>KP

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Plausible

Nice shots of Andalusia there

LESS THAN 90

Actual worried fuck

>not Len Xiaoming in at 3
brainlet list

How much weed do you reckon Jofra smokes

>"Bit of carribean flair in that one"
Bit racist

I hate the bounce the tail meme more than I hate ______

GET EM JOFF

The part that I left out is that as those supply chains shift, it creates disruption and shatters investment confidence, thereby shrinking the overall size of the pie.

That hits everyone. But especially Australia because our "economy" is literally just a proxy for the Chinese proxy by selling raw materials into it.

hearty kek

might as well give it a go

>Parring my man Ho Lee Fuk like that

Step up son.

Too much to ask though. This is where we should have been at least with Stokes and Bairstow

All of which hurts china more than the U.S

>he crunched that like the fucking nigger he is

what did nass mean by this?

kek

BIG JOFRA

kek archer ain't lasting long

Why has the "world's greatest batsman" Jos Buttler scored fewer runs than Archer this match lads?

>Archer still keeping his bat in the air when ducking bouncers
Walking wicket lads

Feel I'm missing a joke here.

At least you tried

which is good

Big brain tactics from Jofra there

>Archer, who probably wishes he was at Notting Hill right now, finds himself in the eye of the storm here at Headingley instead

Steady on there Aggers

please give wicket

Because his true passion is running.

Yeah I'm trying to explain it to this turbo brainlet

fug

hard to say

In terms of economic numbers, yes. But the good thing about being an authoritarian state is that you don't need to worry about elections. Enables short term stability

The US will probably elect the left wing version of Trump in response to it. Sanders or AOC, something like that.

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>Squirt: Watching the Test match and listening to Moby. Wondering if anyone has seen Moby and Nathan Lyon in the same room at the same time?

Is Jofra just to inteligent for Australia?

Could do with a wicket here.

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Reckon if Aus get 3 more wickets here they can win it

He's too intelligent for england. Getting dropped next test for not playing his natural game.

new

>But the good thing about being an authoritarian state is that you don't need to worry about elections
But the foundation of the CPC's power is and always has been economic growth, it's the only reason the population support them so willingly. It might not seem like it from the students we get here but the chinese are not all as brainwashed as the media portrays.

Reckon Warner got his fingers under that one

Forgot to finish.

And if the CPC fails the people on economic growth you can expect unironic rioting in the streets and political instability out the wazoo

So now you admit that IT IS the right thing to do, only the American people might not be smart enough to realize that and vote for some socialist?

Well at least we're making progress.

>Jofra gets thick inside edge first over off Lyon
>Nah let's just bounce him
Tim Brainlet

Shan't.

Why don't England just score fifteen 6s in a row?

Why the fuck is Archer wearing a gold chain?

WHERE THE FUCK IS BOJO AND BASED FARAGE THEY SHOULD BE IN THE STANDS SKOLLING PINTS AND SMILING TO GET ENGISTAN OVER THE FUCKING LINE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>morning of day 3? perfect batting conditions?
>yeah just give it a whack and get a few quick runs, it doesn't matter if England come in to bat now

Black magic

Channelling his inner Windies universe boss

great idea pls try

Really is disgraceful that Archer is looking more comfortable out there now than the last two of Englands batsmen.

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looks like he listened to you mate

Archer is dead-set trying to get out.

It's about time we granted him his wish.

Thank you linesmen.
Thank you ball boys.

Ashes DROPPED