Official Bournemouth vs Manchester City match thread

>3 games in
>manure fans are already forced to resort to supporting City just to prevent Liverpool from winning the league

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>Rodorigo is not starting?

hmm?

he's shit

fernandinho hasn't played a game yet and he's still first choice

Based Eddie meme playing Ake in CM

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOring.
>0-5

might just watch the cricket tbqh

Bald walker looks like he works down in a kebab shop

Bet 50-100 bucks like I did and it's fun

cant stand losing 2-2

oh boy here we go :'(

if you want free money bet on Sterling to score

For any Liverpoop fans watching I'd just like to remind you to turn off now before you regret it, Go bindipping or something because Bournemouth are getting spread wide open by Pep

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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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If City lose they don't have much error margin left

PATHETIC COPE, Manchester city even had BACK TO BACK losses last year and Liverpoop still failed they will NEVER EVER win the league we are winning this shit 5 times in a row minimum

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why the fuck are they showing the cricket and not the match

hdstreams.club/hd/ch8.php

Liverpool are going to choke like they normally do, it's Tottenham you need to worry about.

cheers laddy

Arse have more a chance lol

>mutt stream
no thanks

always think the lass off the Gillette ad looks like Lana Rhoades

Morning lads.

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What team do you reckon the royals support?

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The Queen is an Arsenal fan, William supports Aston Villa.

Based

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relegation fodder just to be uncontroversial

Him supporting Villa is why I believe the royals are reptilians.

Ederson shaved his head ahahahahah wtf

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Ederson looks somewhat normal with a buzzcut

200 IQ tactics incoming

2-1 Bournemouth

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IS THAT REAL MATE

>Sky have decided to move it off their Main Event channel for cricket of all things

Kek, truly nobody cares about City

you know the cricket is going to be more exciting that this game tbf

My sky stream switch to the footy now
60fps.live/live/3101/afc-bournemouth-vs-manchester-city/

>Pakipaddle
>Exciting

would josh kang start for united?

who wouldn't?

>Zinchenko injured last game
>Fit again already

Hmm, Pep's """Doctors""" been at work again

I want Bournemouth to win or draw, but I don't think they will.

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City should have had 2 bookings already

VAR won't solve this semen slurping sport

or maybe it was a minor contact injury that healed in a couple of days

Tottn'um would wreck both these teams

he had cramp

>This city refball already

Fucking hell, at least try hide it

no every injury means 3 months to a year out

Lads

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The secret is that they drink messi's piss and cum when he takes them to Spain for treatment.

tfw bought the now tv season pass and now I can watch all the sky sports games with my favourite anons

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yeah the refs are conspiring for city that's why the cost them the last game

Red for walker's tackle

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so now that allez allez allez and si senor are mainstays of english football, what will the next chant be that liverpool bring to the premier league?

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Allahu akbar

>City refball
>City continuously fucked over by var
lmao your cope is pathetic

Excuse me, engswing is based

offside anyway

*grunts seven nation army*

>>City continuously fucked over by var
lmao

I thought they already had that one

Why is City so superior?
They're just winning, winning and winning.

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Purple Ake

>Why is City so superior?

Because they have unlimited funds due to oil money sheikhs

really like B.Silva

They serve the Christian god.

They're literally owned by muslims

Eddie meme looking buff af

Walker should be red already, Sterlel offside into city corner. Yeh I’m thinking the fix is in.

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walker is a mong

so? they're still held to FFP like everyone else
United have the same amount of money as them but look at where they are as a club

kyle walker roughing up these soft possession playing dickheads

Tottenham is the only true Judeo-Christian club.

>so? they're still held to FFP like everyone else

HAHAHAHA

And further kek if you actually believe most of City's sponsorship deals are legit

ajax

>And further kek if you actually believe most of City's sponsorship deals are legit
they're literally under market value la

Bournemouth are an irrelevant team and are wasting a space in the league. Prove me wrong
No history
Shit stadium
Forgettable players
Boring style of play

>Bournemouth have more possession than Man City
What bizarro world is this?

How is that not a red???

>biggest club in england getting the biggest marketing deals
wow what a surprise

Not a single person earnestly believes City are the biggest club in England, they can't even sell out their own ground

>ederson

How the fuck is that yellow wtf cunt. Refball so bad

They aren't even the biggest club in Manchester

>ederson is the best goalkeeper in the league

but they literally are though

RED FOR EDDERSON!!!!

SCUUUUUUUUM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNGGG

he had no way of getting a shot off

Boring?

Mememouth provide some of the most entertaining games - always goals

Plus the ground is comfy

I do not want Liverslip to win the league, however Man City should be at 9 men rn.

criminal challenge

Let the coping begin

>Ederson comes a mile out to clock Callum WIlson on the wing
>Only a yellow

???????

AGUEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ground's a disgrace, literally no away capacity

Guess I can turn this off now

AAAAAGUUUUEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

still comfy

How the fuck would u know if he has no way to shoot if he was fouled before he could shoot you dickhead

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SCUMMMMM GAAAAAANNNNG
>also
AGUEROOOÒÒÒÒÒÒ

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>le cross the ball and tap in club
Why can't other teams deal with it? They do the same every game

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Is Otomendi cosplaying as Aguero or the other way round?

AGUERO

>CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY CITY

>coming from 3-0 down to lose 3-2 is exciting
Wastes of space

he wasn't through on goal
it's a yellow
VAR would have checked it for a red anyway so the point is moot

A true man of his word

Not to mention Walkers two clear yellow card offenses already

This is pure, classic City lol. Just blatantly cheat until you can get a goal and then relax, knowing you've got the game wrapped up because the refs are in your pockets.

>Literally no away fans
Fixed.

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de bruyne assist?

he's out on the wing chasing a ball going out and ederson is goal side of him the entire time, it's not a clear goal scoring opportunity

I find it really hard to care about games like this when you already know the result. Its worse than WWE.

>All the scouser cope ITT
LMAO

seething scouser

kek

Plastic baguette

are the bournemouth fans chanting "we've got guardiola" then?

>Implying I support mancity

Lads, I have De Bruyne in my FPL. I'm really not as concerned as you think. I'm just speaking objective facts here. It's bad for the game as a whole.

Show me one scouser post

He got pass Ederson before he was foul . Last time I reply to blind inbreds like u. Fucking retard

I admire your level of delusion.

yeah
they're signing blue moon as well for some reason

GLAD ALL OVER BABY IM

>everyone who doesn't like man city is a liverpool fan
what a simple place your mind is

this one you can tell by the lack of windows

seething scouser

I've seen no evidence of them cheating in this game

no there singing boo rnmooo th

Why did city's keeper go with the skinhead look?

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You're more delusional than a scouser then.

why are you obsessed with scousers? I'm a yorkshireman.

more aerodynamic

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ah so you're a man utd fan

It's actually true. The only people who don't want Man City to win are Liverpool fans. Even for the neutrals, Liverpool winning would remove a good source of banter for them.

Based.

how are bournemouth even in the premier league, there simply useless

>I'm a yorkshireman.
Which county lad ?

>junior cherries
Nice

same reason he got a smiley face tattooed on his neck
retard footie player

tell me all the occasions when they've cheated then

Ederson and Walker should both be off, a foul by gundogan I think it was should have been yellowed but was not even giving as a foul. What a joke honestly, what is the point of VAR again? Typical City season with blatant cheating and being allowed to do it by cunt refs who don't even try to hide the bias.

But the city fans will only ever replying with "seething scouser" and their other repetitive shit when they truly know what I have just stated is fact. Enjoy your bought premier league yet again.

eddie meme magic and backhand deals
also at least 3 clubs are worse

Literally like 6 minutes ago, for starters.

now the irish care about laws

Blackburn

what happened?

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That’s a very brightly lit street

Ederson should've been sent off but wasn't. Brown envelopes involved. Reminds me of peak Fergie days.

Boiling scouser.

Sterling will score racists

>eddie meme magic
He couldn't even hack it at Burnley. Eddie is a fraud.

weymouth>bournemouth

>there

>Ederson should have been sent off.
No. It wasn't a clear chance at goal.

EPL trying to push city vs Liverpool so hard it’s a joke.
Obvious refball to get city easy win so they can have muh two horse race bullshit. Glad I didn’t pay for this trash

so you're saying that referee incompetence equals city cheating
absolute delusional scouser
prove it was a red card by the rule though because he wasn't last man and he wasn't through on goal

staying in the pl is easier than ever now
plenty of relegation shitters to just be slightly better than

get fucked tax dodger

not quite sure that's how it happened

It doesn't need to be when it's so dangerous.

No. I'm saying that City pay referees to ensure they get leniency while bullying other teams with some of the leagues worst tackles.

>m-muh scouser
Literally every single team in the league hates City. Quiet now.

>11k capacity stadium

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>city pay referees
ah yes you're a tin foil hat wanker
I bet you think the queen is a lizard too

He had to leave as his mother was dieing

Na, the Queen's a jew.

so? how big is your stadium? faggot

>Literally every single team in the league hates City

Funny the narrative till now has been that nobody cares about city and how they're nobody's rivals.

it's a cute lil ground, though

you're clearly a seething scouser lad

I doubt there are 11l people under 70 in Bournemouth

>his country’s flag is a square

>I had to leave burnley for the club that lets me waste more money

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my garden shed and all that

It wasn't dangerous.

>the only evidence you have for city cheating is some outlandish conspiracy theory you have zero way of proving
liverpool fans ladies and gentlemen

Those things aren't mutually exclusive. Most PL fans hate PSG too but nobody cares if they win Ligue 1 and nobody considers them rivals.

>m-muh scouser
change the record sweetheart

webm of pep picking his nose and wiping it

corrupt money

>giving delusional scouser you's

>clear handball there by Walker
>commentators say nothing
>ref ignores it
>no replays
So obvious every single time, I'm done with this semen slurping sport.

cool, huh?

Why is your flag so small? Are you german, italian or french?

More delusional than a scouser.

Couldn't prove Epstein was a nonce for decades either, but does that make it any less true?

kill yourself scouse scum

>daniels
F

ACL tear. RIP, dude

stay mad, customer

wish that was smith instead of daniels
smith is a horrible little player

>muh epstein
ah yes so a child sex trafficking ring involving the world elite is some how the same as a few men kicking a ball about on a piece of grass now
state of you scousers

Blooters incoming la

>Those things aren't mutually exclusive
Yes they're. How can someone be hated if nobody cares? The reason they're hated is because they dominate. If they were simply an oil money club failing to win anything people wouldn't truly care at all.

Considering the owners of City are child sex trafficers that are a part of the world elite, I'd argue it's a lot more similar than you're letting on.

*is because they cheat

Orite?.. Am just sayin. I put King on me bench and triple captain'd Kane. Thats a good move innit?

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bournemouth's the west country's third biggest clubbing destination mate

epstein was innocent

>w-we don't care about city they're irrelevant
*spends his free time in city matchthreads obsessing over them*

>no replay for 5 minutes
>replay is played
>balatantly obviously that it is CGI.
>can even see the polygons
>literally no news channel talking about it
Sick of this clown world.

Let me guess... you think the earth is flat and vaccines gave you autism.

His mother was dying and he wanted to be near family... don't be mean

He only left for Burnley to start with because the previous owner was a nonce

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qt bournemouth physio

The series of my failures began in 2016 when they did not extend my contract with a company with an established position on the market. I will not diminish that there weren't some coconuts but 850 yuro in Poland B is quite a good sum and add to this two bonuses a year. I won't lie saying that I couldn't live like that. At the age of 21, I could afford to rent a flat with my bitch. Of course, I broke up with my bitch less than a month after I lost my job and since then I have feelings in my ass. But today I burst. I have been doing these fucking windows for over a year and I can't go straight on for fucks sake. I will only add that this is the first job that suits me and that's why I'm there so much time. Earlier, some carpentry shops, "trial period, three months without a contract, 400 euro" and even die. As I had the opportunity to save, first one of my dogs caught the tick, drove to the vet and the second day the same. I have three dogs and as you can guess the third also had to visit a vet. Except for injections, drips with the third one and now listen. I have never had contact with it and as always a wise Pole after injury. I did not vaccinate dogs from infectious diseases because it is not known that it overflows and I have had many dogs in my life and none of them has ever had anything like that.

they're not irrelevant, they're just not a real football club

Whos this first aid women? She's got back

>*is because they cheat
Nothing new to the PL then.

qt physio

not really
hes kinda like the whorsehouse owner
dunno if he tried his own wares

People are only here for Bournemouth, user. Nobody actually cares if City wins you know?

but they literally are
they are tangible

pall bearers carry the brave warrior's corpse
rip

They could carry him off a bit quicker init

No. The Earth is not flat and antivaxxers are among the worst people in existence. City are still cheats, owned by some of the other worst people in existence.

Exactly. Same reason everyone hated Fergie's United. We had Fergie Time and we hated it. Now we have Pep Fouls and we hate them too.

Guessing we're talking about the lass and not the others aye ?

cope

all this hubbub about racist tweeting has tempted me to make an egg account and racially abuse players that had a good game anyway. Idt all this virtue signalling around it is having the intended effect

Toilet is STILL clogged. Back to work.

subs are supposed to go off at the nearest touchline and yet he didn't get yellowed

refs clearly hate city

>people are only here for bournemouth
you can stop kidding yourself scouser, you're here to obsess over city, every single living bournemouth fan is inside their stadium right now

Press F to pay respects to Daniels dead career

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God that physio was a hunk

>but they literally are
Yikes

agay

>missing from there

>scousers in here obsessing over city when they pretend they are irrelevant and they aren't rivals
hooting

nah should card the physios
if they get sent off then first aid has to be given by the nearest fan

>smith

Thats literally what Sky do themselves, then report on it for cheap clickbait

>have to lug around a dead guy all the way round the pitch whilst away fans chuck pennies at you
Needs to be enforced desu

why is there a mexican drug cartel member in man city's goal?

>Now we have Pep Fouls
Are you referring to tactical fouling? It was literally shown to be as much as liverpool.

fucking hell smith

This. They literally have social media interns searching for the keyword "nigger" after games so they can screenshot the tweets before they get deleted and report on them. It's not like they ACTUALLY care about racism lol

the yin to kun "pure" aguero yang

wtf that doesnt fit my narrative

And now such action. The first dog female Bunia, which I took with a tick, brought from the vet a muck called parvovirus. You want to google it. Deadly disease. The treatment equals quarantine, a day at the clinic 40 euro and at the weekend double rates. The doggie got rid of it a little there until he recovered and two injections of antibodies for the other two dogs. All the savings went so that I put the dog in the ass and I borrowed it so that I do not shine my eyes in the clinic but I do not regret it because the dogs are rescued and nowadays after the disease. Right today. As I wrote to you recently, I wanted to change car recently, there was a Mercedes w202 in awesome condition, still on the grill a star so that it looked like a classic in the dickin' style. Well what happened? The old fucking fucker has overrun Bunia. I don't even know if I get it. With the spine probably everything is ok but the hind legs are so handicapped. It seems to be stopping but it squeaks at the same time until the tears are pushing themselves into the eyes, I can not see how it suffers. I will probably say goodbye to Sara again but I'm fucked up. I will be my private nightmare all my life and I will not put my dog to coma. Sometimes I wonder if all this is not a punishment for pissing off people here and slandering the GOATnaldo. Probably no one even read it but so fuck my ass and I'm a fucking loser and here only unloads his frustration. Tomorrow I'm going to the vet because yesterday I drank my face with regret and I don't even have a way to go because the car in the workshop. Fuuuuuuck

Man City are the most boring top team to watch in Europe. Prove me wrong

BASED STERLING

RAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMRAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMRAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMRAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMRAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

There's juve

their the only top team in england and i dont watch foren leagues

Valverdes Barcelona

buyern

>it's a team gives up after conceding 1 against city episode
0-6 incoming

STERLING YOU FUCKING N

How can someone with such an extreme Anterior Pelvic Tilt even manage to run?

A A SAY DEY WHIP ME LIKE A SLAVE, CAH ME BLACK

every single time without fail

citywinslol

>fuck VAR chant
lol

still waiting for the VAR check

>tfw half this thread is london nogs making fun of themselves

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seething scouser

>getting out sung by man city

ahem sweaty city should be down to 7 players var will fix it

BLOOTER

WILSON
I
L
S
O
N

future GOAT i fucking told you

finally a player that can take FREE KICKS!!!!

south yorks

there aren't any here, we lynched them all in the 90s

what a hit son

when r they gonna completely replace refs with robot drones ?

YES I'M THINKING BOURNEMOUTH ARE BASED
YES I'M THINKING BOURNEMOUTH ARE BASED YES I'M THINKING BOURNEMOUTH ARE BASEDYES I'M THINKING BOURNEMOUTH ARE BASED YES I'M THINKING BOURNEMOUTH ARE BASEDYES I'M THINKING BOURNEMOUTH ARE BASEDYES I'M THINKING BOURNEMOUTH ARE BASED YES I'M THINKING BOURNEMOUTH ARE BASED

>Letting Bournemouth score

AHAHAHAHAHAHA ABSOLUTE STATE OF CITY

shitty exposed

wtf I'm watching Sky Sports official stream how are you so far ahead

GOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLL

what a strike son, get in

THE MOST DANGEROUS

damn

>conceding goals
Absolutely HARAM

>Eddie Howe

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WELCOME TO SPURS NEXT SEASON

sky box in me room lad

>when the best player in your team is from liverpool

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He's Liverpool's property m8

Why would Liverpool sell him?

pretty much this, all it takes really

Watching Sky Sports on TV - always quicker

>TV
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that's a perfect fucking freekick

Streams, even official ones, are always a minute or two behind live tele lad

>south yorks
same m8
whereabouts

Currently 2mins behind on dodgy stream

>King is City's MVP of the half
N

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>south yorks
Nice, I'm just out side of York myself.

Walker red card incoming before a Callum Wilson brace

3-2 mememouth

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>going to a lesser club when he's contracted to Liverpool
kek

Sheff, you?

tarn

>CAM ON CITEH
BANG BANG
>SCORE
BANG
>SOME
BANG
>FACKING
BANG
>GOAAAAAAAAAALS

seething virgin

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>On 10 July 2018, Wilson signed a new five-year contract at Liverpool.
Yeah, I'm thinking this is BASED

Not him but I'm in-between York and Hull; lovely little quaint Village.

I'm referring to tactical fouls not being given the cards they deserve. Also, citation needed.

half time

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whats it like being the only gay in the village?

Not bad tbf, even in my latex skin suit all the biddies still wave

>tfw family on 30 acres just north of Sheffield.
>Im stuck in the shithole of Manchester

Oh well, it'll all be mine some day. I'll get planning permission and flog it to Barratt homes.

Who would he replace though in pools lineup?

He's too good to be a bench player....

what's worse, burger ads or limey ads?

He is too slow for liverpool's press.

Next year he will probably be the first reserve winger

mane when he goes to madrid next season

burger ads by far, feels like they're all trying to have some sort of epic narrative like all Americants have ADHD kek

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>more subjective nonsense
city are very aggressive and press much higher up the pitch than any other team
cynical fouls stop promising attacks
cant book someone because there might be a promising attack in 3-4 passes time 30 yards up the pitch

roach ads

I think the idea is that Liverpool builds up proper squad depth that compares to City's though young players. So he wouldn't be a bench player, so much as an "option". The way City can pick and choose between quality players in basically any position.

you anywhere near Beverly?

I dont own land but literally a meter walk away from the football pitches and we are surrounded by a nice 10 mile + buffer between us and the next village. Too bad the housing is expensive around these parts, looking at 100k+ for a small shitty house let alone a reasonable family home.

Yeah, pretty close to Bev

why did pep play gundogan in DM when he has rodri and fernandinho on the bench?

>cant book someone
Yes you can. You absolutely can. Don't talk about football if you don't understand the game. Acting like there's only one type of foul you can be booked for, you utter fanny.

a foul to stop the counter isn't a yellow if it's behind the half way line unless it's particularly cynical
city are just clever and know how to foul without getting yellows

Gündogan can play nice passes into the box

>a foul to stop the counter isn't a yellow if it's behind the half way line unless it's particularly cynical
you can't just make up rules lad

it's just how the refs see it
watch any match where the foul is committed in their own half

Remember when I told you not to talk about football if you don't understand the game? It still applies, you fucking mong.

talking about tactical fouling, please keep up
its clear the first aim is to win the ball back shown by their high rate of winning the ball back in opposition half

>city is just that good at cheating
yeh makes sense

American ads don't seem to have near as many mixed race couples

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Stop posting. You're embarrassing yourself now.

you're the mong here
a coming together inside their own half isn't a yellow card
pulling somebody back or hacking them down as they're starting a counter in the opposition half is a yellow card

imagine even noticing something like that you absolute braindead moron

*sniffs*

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You don't need to propagandise something that is already normalised in the society. The point of the interracial couples in ads is to try to make society take it onboard, but America already has, so there's no need.

fouling isn't cheating it's part of the game
knowing how to foul to your advantage isn't cheating it's just playing the game of football well

The fact that you had to resort to "a coming together" in one half and "hacking them down" in the other just to ensure your narrative wasn't utterly destroyed, says everything about your argument. Well done. You've only gone and embarrassed yourself again.

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Pep's City is way stronger than Pep's Barca.

Barca got more hype because of Messi.

Off topic, are there are Compsci people here?

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>Daniels dislocated knee cap

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wtf i love aston villa now

laporte is a cunt

story behind webm?

Might just be me, but I find burger ads really weird. I was watching an NBC stream yesterday and there were about 4 financial/loan company ads in one break. Not that our adverts are any better, just a lot different in how they are presented so the American ones are jarring.

you have absolutely zero idea what you're on about lad
city don't hack players down they commit non-yellow card offenses to break up the opposition play

nice argument, really got me there

fuck off cunt if anyone else beside city doing shit fernandinho did last season its always a yellow.
stop talkin shit ya dog cunt

Better than ACL. 6 weeks out is much better than 6 months.

Thought you're lot liked United more ?

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is laporte bent?

city are dirty as fuck lmao

liverpool do it every match too but I bet you ignore that

>city don't hack players down they commit non-yellow card offenses
You are quite literally more delusional than a scouser. Well done.

There was nothing to argue. You just made shit up and declared it truth.

youtu.be/C2m_vgPZwII
American

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dad's kid comes out as transgender on Dr Phil, he loses his soul

>Its a let city get away with everything match

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5 years ago theyd be the cleanest team in the league
other teams have gone soft

the fuck is the ref doing

easily solved. you just literally pop the back into place and wait a few weeks to make sure it's ok

I would even say he is a diplodok. Not so much that he has a deep throat (because probably to get niggers he had to swallow the balls of cleats 16+ cm or more) but just as I once said diplodok is a bit associated with a dick and he is undoubtedly a mummy.

what city told him to do.

if they committed yellow card offences they would get yellow cards
unless you're one of those tinfoil conspiracy retards

Literally a yellow card idiot

literally don't understand a word of this post

yeh nah youre just moving goal posts now ya fuckwit. fuck off already
oh i bet u think that wasnt a foul on wilson lmao. pathetic

>if they committed yellow card offences they would get yellow cards
lmao, let's play "spot the customer who only started watching football in 2012"

>You just made shit up and declared it truth.
kek the state of (You)

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Hate Bournemouth and Eddie Howe lads. Despise the cunts.

>seething scousers in here complaining about tactical fouling when it was proved that liverpool committed more last season

obsessed

The fuck am I reading?

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Alright start to the half, this

>n-no u
I accept you conceding the argument. Cheers lad.

i'm not really one for conspiracy theories but i think in case it's so patently obvious that city have paid off the refs this season
i wonder if the press will dare report it

Here's your citation. Liverpool are actually at the top.
bbc.com/sport/football/49371002

Looks like this youtu.be/CGWft4tGzfU based boomer hates cringe tranny son.

>least fouls
thanks for clearing that up, city are clearly the cleanest team in the league

you mean paid them off to try to disallow as many of their goals as possible for bullshit reasons?

you polish cunt

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Ebin

alrigh la' how're things in Toxteth?

>come on city come on city come on city
is that worse than "chelsea chelsea chelsea"?

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You appear to have confused "fouls in opposition half" with "tactical fouls". Easy mistake to make when you can't speak English, I suppose.

>stutterposting
hambarrasing

seething kike

City are rattled by the might of the Vitality. Here's an early call, Bournemouth will draw this

I accept your concession

What ya drinking lads? For me it’s pink lemonade, ginger beer and gin.

it's lucky that city are such a small club really, otherwise more journos would be writing about their constant cheating
as it is, it's probably not worth it because so few footy fans give a fuck about city so they don't get any clicks

seething scouser

Thought Bournemouth sold Mings.

you're not even watching the match are you? be honest

cope harder, pathetic scouser

he may be a scouser, but hes right. city are a pointless club.

bit early for me. I'm going to wait until 8/9 and down as many pints of Oranjeboom as possible

now THATS a yellow card offence scousers

Liverpool are winning the league

Read beyond the headlines perhaps. They address the main criticism of city and their tactical fouling.

I think my command over english is at least better than your common sense.

I am

Remember to stay hydrated in this hot weather lads, 30C here in London

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seething scouser

>read beyond the headline perhaps
>One aspect to keep an eye on, though: Manchester City averaged 8.63 fouls a game last term, but with 27 fouls conceded after two games this season (only Sheffield United have more), that average is currently 13.5 per game, compared to Liverpool's 7.5.
Oops.

them fruits which are darker than sterling

VAR doesn’t solve anything when yellow and red cards are subjective. Can’t wait for Dermot Gallagher to pull another arbitrary rule out of his Irish arse to defend this.

tfw no this

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seething scouser

literally brainlet

>man united is too shit
>chelsea too unlucky
>arselel plays curly haired mememan
>man city varred into oblivion

Who can stop Liverpoop lads?

mustve replied to the wrong post

which one?

must be awkward as fuck filming this

I’ve never been north of Watford. And I never intend to.

>HERE'S THE STATS THAT PROVE IT!
>TH-THAT STAT DOESN'T COUNT THOUGH!
squealing

>rodri comes on
>city instantly start controlling the game
BASED

>Man City game
>Still talks about Liverpool

with that giant stiffy I imagine it is

doesn't mean you're not a bandwagoner

Try it yourself

>Does that mean Man City and Liverpool are both tactical foul experts?

Not necessarily, because both teams use a high-pressing approach, regardless of whether they have just given the ball away or not.

>two games hold enough statistics to predict the outcome of every game for the rest of the season
Do your parents and the world a favor and kill yourself.

ERA

anything happened in t'second 'alf yet? just got back

var it

if VAR doesn't give this it's bent

oh look another pen suddenly var not working

>Liverpool fans come into a Man City thread and start spouting hit about them paying off refs
>People make fun of the Liverpool fans
>HAHAHA OBSSESSED

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more of a pen that pogba's last week desu

VAR hates City

Wtf that was a pen

should be a yellow for david silva for diving

how is that a pen
what are you lot on

>that average is currently 13.5 per game, compared to Liverpool's 7.5.

What a surprise, The average is lopsided with only a couple of games in the season.

>A quick glance at the total number of fouls suggests City are not constant foulers. They committed 328 fouls last season, with only Liverpool (315) conceding fewer
>Last season, 58.84% of City's 328 fouls were committed inside the opposition half, the third highest in the Premier League.

>Who was highest? Liverpool, with 63.17% of their 315 fouls coming in the opponent's territory.

First you were too stupid to read beyond the headlines. Now you want cherry pick the content of the article.

kek how was that not ERA PENAL

VAR SINSON

Silva should be booked for diving

What's the point of VAR, seriously.

Kek, how is that not a pen

>no pen
WHAT THE FUCK
VAR IS BENT

If you go down like you're dying and there's nothing wrong with you, you don't deserve a pen.

here's your (You)

i would give him a red and a good fucking in warderobe. fuckin manlet

>city paid the refs

Fucking kek you could kill a city player in the box and get away with it

This is why we need VAR, diving fags get rekd

how the fuck is that not a penalty lmao

brainlet

>get stepped on right food
>suddenly loses the ability to put left foot down

>Stepping on an opponents ankle in the box is not a penalty

VAR is flawless, it is just a tool, incompetent humans still take decisions

How tf is that not penalty

>3 definite pens not give in the last 2 matches
ok now I know that VAR is nothing more than a tool to help liverpoop win the league

IF THEY ALL LOOK AWAY...

lmao var btfo

not a pen because it doesnt fit my narrative

Adam Smith is a wanker;
He wears a wanker’s hat

It's honestly embarrassing how bad you are at reading. Either that or the delusion. Hard to tell, in truth.

You realise that you just provided evidence that City fouls more than Liverpool, correct? Your English is pathetic.

If that was Salah it would've been a pen.

gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool elver galarga

toe mate, not ankle

a foul is a foul

Take it you have never played an actual game.

BASED KOON

Not when the cheque clears in time

The VAR needs to check this goal more thoroughly, I'm sure they can find something wrong with it.

City fan here, silva stood on the defenders foot tbf

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>Video: Anfield Road
Their biggest rivals City, United and Chelsea have been fucked by VAR every single week.
They're doing it for the 96. Would be great PR for the Premier League.

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Regardless, still a foul, the ball wasn't even neae, he already passed him

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Yep - that last view sky shown Silva trod on Lermas foot

I know, it was a foul, it just bugs me that players always fall down in such bullshit fashion

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left: hope
right: reality after realising the VAR refs desu

ngl, hyped for classic lads.

See: You're a walking meme.

>bring on rodri
>instantly start controlling the game and score another goal
is rodri dare I say it.....based

if they don't fall down, the referee ignores the foul, they automatically tell themselves that if the player doesn't fall, there is no foul.

Yes, they introduced it in all competitions in Europe to make sure Liverpool wins the CL and PL every year without it being suspicious from now on

The conclusion is the same: Liverpool will not win the Premier League.

the first would be true it VAR was used fairly but it's not

Well done you get the point of the picture

Ever notice how aguero scores a million goals vs mid table and below but usually goes invisible vs top quality teams?

You can fall down, but you don't have to cry like you're dying for 15 seconds though, while there's nothing wrong with you. The ref isn't going to make a different descision 5 seconds after his call (exculding VAR).

>winning even with VAR actively working against you
this man city team are something special
if they win the league then they will be known as the greatest of all time

He scored against the second best team in Europe just last week.

He scored agaisnt Liverpool last season

>Ever notice how aguero scores a million goals vs mid table and below but usually goes invisible vs top quality teams?
no

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its the only way to get refs attention
any professional player would take a free kick over a pundit pat on the back

Yeah, bring on another £80 million player to make an impact. Brilliant strategy. Well done Pep.

Imagine even enjoying being 'top' of a 'league' where every other team is handicapped, while you receive massive handouts every week to keep you there.

Stinks of wh*te privilege, but football based.

that liverpol are shite and need VAR help to win anything
yeah I get it

of course but you can influence the ref, the ref must doubt of himself, thinking he made a mistake and the next call he'll favour you

He got 2 back to back hattricks against top 6 clubs last season

another Arry blooter then Solanke tap in at 93' easy 3-3 la

I have, and more naturally you would put your left foot down and after that lose balance and fall down. In professional football these players seem to have some sort of reflex where they just deactivate their legs whenever there is any contact at all

no? i just googled it to confirm and he has an insane record vs the top 6 and also a good record in the champions league

Imagine how biased VAR will be when City take on Liverpool.

Being allowed to foul with impunity is more valuable than 1 VAR decision

>should be down to 9 men but arent
DA REFS H8 US

Where’s the top quality team there?

city are a dirty team

For a long time this was true but he has improved since Pep came

>American football opinions
honestly lad you're not doing your country any favours here

actually his release cause was £62m but don't let facts get in your way seething scouser
go spend another £75m on another defender

on the contrary, only Vardy does better against the big teams

Love seeing Bournemouth players injured

He literally has the most goals against the top 6 in the EPL

that's just not true

absolute SEETHING scousers
cry more

>tf
>tp

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on aguero's shirt

top of the league lol

Shameless time wasting

City have spent 200m on full backs since Pep came in lmao

isn't it mental how VAR knocked city out the CL when they would have easy beat that shitty liverpool team in the final
it's it mental how VAR has been used to take 2 points away from city already this season

>salah shirt pull
>pen on VAR
>stand on silva's foot
>no pen on VAR
I don't care which way VAR goes but they need to be consistent in either giving all soft pens or not giving any

>americans

Yeah mental how City were offside and they spotted it same with a handball

so? fullbacks are the most important part of his system
PSG spent 222m on one player

well one was a dive and one wasn't so...

Salah wasnt VAR and was absolutely stone wall red nev didnt even argue it

Rodri is mogging the shit out of Fernandinho

mental how llorente clearly handballed it into the goal

VAR didn’t give either penalty. It just didn’t overrule the original decision.

new

Mental how the rules changed in between both games

wolves and burnley or tottenham newcastle?

that ball from de bruyne to sterling was mental

Liverpool spent 9 million on their two double-digit assisting fullbacks. Total.

Embarassing thread

>pen on VAR
It wasn't though? It was given by the ref on the spot. Please watch football before you try to talk about it, oil customer.

and they also spent £55m on a permacrocked shitty african
what's your point

Keita was actually very good when he was fully fit. Unfortunately, his nigger coach in AFCON played him through an injury and completely fucked him. My point is that "go buy another expensive defender" is the most retarded thing a City fan can say to a Liverpool fan because you are objectively worse for it. You retard.

Most of those goals came when the game was already done and dusted

seething