/seriea/ & /calciomercato/ - New Twink edition

previous: MATCHDAY 1:
>Saturday 24th August
Parma - Juventus 0 - 1 (21' Chiellini)
Fiorentina 3 - 4 Napoli (9' P Pulgar; 38' Mertens; 42' P Insigne; 51' Milenkovic; 56' Callejon; 65' Boateng; 67' Insigne)
>Sunday 25th August
18:00 Udinese - AC Milan
20:45 Cagliari - Brescia
20:45 Roma - Genoa
20:45 Sampdoria - Lazio
20:45 SPAL - Atalanta
20:45 Torino - Sassuolo
20:45 Verona - Bologna
>Monday 26th August
20:45 Inter - Lecce

Reminder to keep it comfy.

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youtube.com/watch?v=6c2vwSBmHGM
twitter.com/XavsFutbol/status/1165609105341521920
youtube.com/watch?v=u5TtarcUn8c
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

thread reminder
Inter > JJust

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Four hours left.

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>no afternoon footy

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SI CON RISO
MA SENZA LATTOSIO

serie a masih ada di bein kan ya?

Fuck Juve, Fuck Milan, Fuck Inter, Fuck Roma

Fuck you. That will be stuck in my mind for the entire day

Angela no!

Ffs I've been singing that on repeat the whole day

What about Napoli?

FINALLY some truly patrician music recs on /seriea/

is the new season already started?

are we forgotten ?

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October frà

I want to fuck every single one of them, no homo

Hello /seriea/, how was your summer?
I didn't miss a single one of you gobbi di merda.

OUR YEAR

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Man, Matthjis de Ligt looks like THAT?

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>wishing a poor 20yo kid to die
Nice twitter-tier post

Ya

All zoomers need to die

>no homo
non taken

>20yo
>kid

Go back to r*ddit

Tw*tter and r*ddit OUT

Let's fucking go lads

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Albania’s depressive rants always ruin the comfy mood for me is there a way to filter flags?

Roma is going to win scudetto, digits confirm

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not so fast!

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greetings from /bundes/

forza inter and fuck anime

>a rich and successful 20yo kid

Albania is Serie A culture.
Based.

How will Milan deal with losing their first game of the season?

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4chanx

Just use 4chanx

Someone has a folder of Serie Yea Forums or shit like that?

Albania is the least of our problems here

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For me, it’s delusion-posting

why do I pee everytime I poo but I don't poo everytime I pee?

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Fra, all the 'Dybala to Inter' 'Messi to Inter' or 'Inter Scudetto and CL winners' is just pure jokes and memes

Hello, fellow Tinder-user

Holy based

You need to get on at least three weeks of no-fap to fix that

Did any of you here actually watch his 05/06 season where he scored 31 goals in the league?

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>GP goes awol
>Bonera takes over
>benches shittek in favour of Borini as 9
>wins scudetto

>love Hibbers
>also love Roma
The duality of man.

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Are you ready for Giampaolismo /Serie+A/?

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I'm ready for disappointment.

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we're all boomers here, of course we did

>Milan at 6 pm
god yes, I can't wait to shitpost about your bbilanisti delusions

where's correa?

On the phone with Dybala discussing Milano night life

Oh, is the Milan gay scene that big?

Why do you think tsu moved to serie a?

>unironically the same XI
can't wait to bash the team once again

So Paqueta running the midfield himself?

Got home just in time to watch Milan lose

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>Borini
>Suso
>Hakan
>Rodriguez

What was the point of firing Gattuso again?

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tbqhwy Milan are lucky they managed to keep the few good players left in the team

Go to a hooker and be done with it, it may not be the best experience in the world, but you will get the pressure off and gain confidence, both key elements at the moment of going for a girl you want a relationship with. Just don't get stuck with hookers.

Are you ready?

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This is the team that will take Milan back to the glory days?

>"guys this is totally better than Atalanta, Roma, Lazio, Torino, Fiorentina, Sassuolo, Samp, Genoa..."

>De Paul benched
Udinese already giving away wins

Change
Castillejo > Correa
Borini > Kessie
Hakan > Bennacer
RR > Theo
Musacchio > Caldara
I think that's supposed to be the first team for this season.

One of them already commited career sudoku by taking number 9, that's what /seriea/ keeps telling me anyway
I'm still not sold on Bennacer and Correa is a scam.

he's benched because he's leaving Udinese, most likely going to Fiorentina if you believe the rumors

Where's Albania?

Udinese will win.

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CHECKED

he appears after the game mostly

He'll be here after the match as per usual.

So Dybala to Paris and Chiesa to Jj?

he's busy clearing the stoppages in the sewer

I don't think a potential De Paul move has any bearing on either of those players

someone tell me you took a screencap of Giampaolo's face. He won't last two months

There was unironically a proposition/rumour for Chiesa to head to Inter.

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>Albania is the least of our problems here

This post is gold

>So Dybala and Chiesa to Inter
FTFY

**ream??

They cant get an on loan 50% M.U paid player and Now They can get the best italian player?

soccerstreams.net

Cuddling with his girl in a hill bunker, watching the game.

There was a rumour that Viola, Inter, Roma, and another team that I cannot remember. Made a pact to make sure Jj doesnt land certain players. Icardi and Chiesa for example.

>This post, these digits
Good on him

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based

...

JUST

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Sigh

what a waste

Horrendous gets

FORZA LOTTA VINCERAI

Suso/Hakan/Rodriguez will be Giampaolo's undoing as well. This trio could get Pep Guardiola fired even. Why do coaches fall for these scam artist shitters?

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Pls don't Bully Albania he will Learn the Hard way that ,thanks to Gattuso, Milel were 5th

Viola and Rome are unoffiical Jj bitches
Inda is getting the Farsopoli medicine with Icardi

all *nglos need to be banned

>a pact to make sure Jj doesnt land certain players. Icardi and Chiesa for example.
Wtf I love the ABJJ pact now

Will Giampaolo eat the Castagnole?

wtf is this shit?

>Donnameme learned to kick the ball
based

I don't even reply to him, he makes sense from time to time but he is too obnoxious

user.mybe they are Italian Immigrants

Its entertaining that he will Chimp Out against Maldini and Giampaolo....
again

>Viola and Rome are unoffiical Jj bitches
Roma, yes, Viola, not so much.

Ill be honest, I dont even know where youre coming from with the Viola take. Even while the mercato is still open, we have been able to hold on to Chiesa for another season. Which is great for Commiso and Chiesa. This is likely to be the last season with Chiesa.

>Albanian man writes down everything that went wrong.jpg

>leaving Italy
even worse

Did Commisso told that Hes an Jj fan thanks to Uomo che parlava con i piccioni?

what the fuck is this fraud doing writing down everything???

>lasagna

Yeah, thats no secret... Shit is kind of scary. He is an American, and has no loyalty to any form of Italian team. As he was also angled to buy other teams in Italy before he took over the Viola

>Udinese is bullying this Milan
It's all ogre for us

what is wrong with paqueta? he doesnt seem interested in holding the ball

I really really like this new scoreboard design.

they are playing like last year no tactics no game i sleep

Jeez Milan is playing like shit wtf

To create the appearance that he knows what he is doing.

it might still be early but it literally feels like I'm watching gattuso's milan

it feels like they just changed the coach

>13 min into Milan season and I'm already bored

If you squint you'd think Milan is getting outplayed by Juve.

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a De Paul-less Udinese is outplaying milan
lmao

I wouldn't say it's Gattuso's Milan. Gattuso's Milan were cowards playing anti-football, this time they're at least trying to attack but come on, it's literally the same team what did you expect

not an excuse for "professional" players

so this is the power of the attack minded Milan...

>Miha will be on the bench tonight
Wholesome, let's get this EL

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lmao, technical area for ants

You'll be better off going full true Geordie in a woman's DMs than writing something like this down

albania about to get blackpilled about being wrong for hating gattuso

Trust Sabatini Mad genius

milan in serie b when ?

this team is not shit this team is not shit this team is not shit this team is not shit this team is not shit this team is not shit this team is not shit this team is not shit this team is not shit this team is not shit this team is not shit this team is not shit this team is not shit this team is not shit this team is not shit

What the fuck are they doing

lads i need a streaming site to watch Milan since rojadirecta is crap. Can you help?

He'll just pretend he never stop rating him and finish his post with
>say it with me albania is always right c:

Albania was right. You can't trust these shitters

Finna based.

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footybite.com/football/udinese-vs-ac-milan-live-stream/

Fullbacks are shit offensively, Suso isn't a passer and his only creative move is crossing, Borini can't do anything and the strikers are not strong/technical enough to keep the ball up front.

How the fuck are they supposed to create something with those players?

PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM

livetv195.me/it/eventinfo/833437_udinese_milan/

>piontek

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great tackle

Elliot are planing on selling milan arent' they ?

Magic la

>piontek is goo-

Jack when?

is piontek texas red or the arizona ranger?

this desu

Thanks fras

ok where are the transfers then?

>they spent 40m for a one season wonder
>they only had it for half that season

ERA ROJO

milan deserve 4 yellow cards wtf is this cumslurping sport?

Giampaolo got tricked into keeping Suso/Hakan/Rodriguez. How the fuck could these shitheads convince him?

>find based
what did he mean by this

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ANOTHER SEASON OF LE ZERO CHANCES TEAM

piontek texas ranger

he didnt keep them. none wants to buy them

There i saved this game

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wtf fras, I over slept. How has Milan played this 30 min?

One thing is keeping them, another is using them as starters

Why don't you guys just relax and watch the match. Literally 30 mins into the season and you act like the club is burning down.

>Borini DM

I'm really afraid of Giampaolo's autism. At this point, If Milan were to sign Correa, Giampalo will keep playing Castillejo for months because Correa hasn't learned muh scheme and muh movement.

Unless you've slept through the last season as well you didn't miss anything

0 chances as usual.

Where is Suso user ?

Borini is literally unable to control the ball

just as good as last season.

MALDINI IN!!

Better than Hakan dm

fug thanks fras

I whish I screencapped the Belgian clown that said that Chalanoglu is a good regista a couple of threads ago

Is Massara on drugs or something?

yeah but the massive effort he puts in being unable to control the ball is exceptional

chalanoglu is just a bad player overall.

That sideways Germ*n poster needs to calm down, hes always posting that dog fedora picture. I really dont think he knows what hes talking about.

has milan had a decent midfielder since pirlo left, besides jack

I said he did ok you motherfucker. And he's doing ok, he's not even the worse on the pitch. He just can't defend for shit. I would obviously prefer seeing Bennacer, right now.

nah that's his usual face

There are two Belgians lurking in these threads, I think. One is a JJ customer and the one in question's a Milan one.

STOP GETTING BOOKED FOR FUCK'S SAKE STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS

I can accept this due to your digits

I don't know what's making me more sleepy: the game or the english commentary

Does anyone have a link for the Milan game?

yes

livetv195.me/it/eventinfo/833437_udinese_milan/

it's okay lads you still have 7 cl, udinese are a worthy opponent

here

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man Piontek is on fire, nobody can stop him!

lmao what the fuck is romagnoli doing

>They didn't rate Cutrone
It's all your fault
youtube.com/watch?v=6c2vwSBmHGM

just shoot chalanoglu

ogni 5 secondi cannoni da assedio sventrare
spazio con un accordo tam-tuuumb

bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

>One is a JJ customer and the one in question's a Milan one
Well at least one of them is tolerable lol.

the Chad cancer patient vs. the Virgin pneumonia patient

>The Gunslinger

based

Borini is ded. Hurry up Giampaolo, take him out.

Haha

is Fofana elite? Best player on the pitch by far

im 99% sure that if they take that pathetic CL badge that they're going to start wining again

Milan trying to rival Lazio for the most gay ultra fan base I see now

>pasta al forno

>Lasagna

>dollar

>Calabria

>memerumma

>donnameme

>Sboldrini

Noticing a lot of full stadiums recently

is this hell?

Castillejo's IQ can't be over 80

>get the 9 shirt
>Immediately stop scoring

ERA

Udinese has a consistent attendance, also there's plenty of Milan fans from the balkans

this

LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA

Thanks

he'd better be browsing /seriea/ right now

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Dubs and this is career ending injury for hakan

giampy should put bennacer leao and kessie in

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Heheh that'd be sono weird imagine

AC MILAN ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT

i want to cry

Is the game over? Have Milan lost? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>>leaving Italy
who wouldn't?

Just put the new players in. Even with just a week of training, they can't be worse than these shitters on the pitch right now.

Milan won't change until the players do first, fuck those idiots who want to stay while being completely useless

udeenese on suicide watch

>implyingn relegation-tier players are any better

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I just check the bench and A. Silva is there.
is he staying?

you will be surprised by how good bennacer is

>3-4
Now THIS is peak /seriea/

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>work
????

>work.

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I'm pretty sure Bennacer is better than Hakan in that position.

I'm sorry are you talking shit about AFCON® Player of the Tournament 2019™ Ismaël Bennacer?

BUT BOBAN AND MALDINI MADE SMART SIGNINGS WTF??? WHY AREN'T >WE WINNING 3-0 EVEN THOUGH THE XI IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS LAST YEAR (MEANING THAT IT WAS """"DESIGNED"""" FOR ANOTHER COACH)??

>0 off-side
where are thou, pippo

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C-can we have Piggy back please Signore Agnelli?

They are still trying to find a club for him. Maybe Sporting Lisbon.

Kessie > Borini
Bennacer > Hakan
Jack > Castillejo and move Suso to SS
Do it, Giampala

LAZIO IS ON FIRE
CORRI LOTTA FACCI UN GO'
LAZIO IS ON FIRE
FALLO PER LA CURVA NORD

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when you make zero(0) additions to the starting xi and you wonder what's wrong but it's ok because they can beat each other in the training matches

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twitter.com/XavsFutbol/status/1165609105341521920
Man, he doesn't really give a fuck.
Totally based

ngl lads not a good half
hopefully this turd makes some changes

based

Is that really him? Holy kek.

>this is real

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How many goals would Inzaghi have scored with current VAR that checks the millimeters of the tip of your dick?

he ate also his ballon d'or... oh, wait

They didn't get rid of Hakan/Suso/Rodriguez.

That was more important than signings even, replacing those 3 with 1 decent player would be an immense upgrade to Milan.

Milan thought all their turds were gold, how the fuck can u not accept 30m for Suso? They got him for like 5m.

Hakan bid was for 20m. Should've given Rodriguez away to Bundesliga for 10-15 m.

fascism is coming home lads!

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>When you miss out on the Balon d Or so you decide to become one

and all of those players don't want to leave, that's the biggest problem, even getting rid of their contracts would be ok

youtube.com/watch?v=u5TtarcUn8c
Based

Why yes, I am talking about سماعيل بن ناصر

troubling

Based midlife crisis lad

Why can't they get drunk, beat up some goverment official and get jailed so Milan could end their contracts for not showing up at training

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Why yes, I am the best young player in the league. How could you tell?

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I was about to post it. Fucking piece of shit in the middle of the shirt. Miccichè needs to fuck off

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basato e checkato

yes this is a great improvement from Gattuso.

I find this easier to understand than the fact that he cheated on Yolanthe.
Just google her fras

Musacchio is better midfielder than Hakan

>Le dribbly dribbly against Portuguese fishermen
>Le 4 months wonder
>Le goal against 10 man Sassuolo
""Nex t ballun duor fra"
"Italian Mbappe fra"

>Yolanthe
Low-tier Nether-slag.

She has has less substance than the average Kardashian

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Musacchio is like an average DM who's playing in defense for whatever weird reason. So, it's not that surprising.

>Smoke weed alone
>Get anxious and paranoid almost, if I dont focus on something immersive

My weed career is over isn't it

>Gattuso 2.0: now with more murderball
Great choice Maldini

It's just the Milan experience

Hahaha

now that Borini is out surely everything will change, just like our milan customers say, right?

yeah...

>it took Giampaolo an hour to realise that Kessie should've been playing instead of Borini

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who is udinese #6, the bald nigga

yes, and for good. Your life starts now

FUCKING FINALLY

fofana

Oh yeah, we are going to play 4-3-1-2. With fullbacks who don't leave their own half and Suso as a 10. Can't go wrong really. I'm sure the strikers will be fed.

Conti IN when

I smoke very rarely, like once every 2-3 months. But I guess it is. Drinking feels much better.

tua mamma è una fofoana XD

he good

Can Conti fix Milan?

reminder there was a penalty for udinese and musacchio should have been sent off.

dumb zoomer gtfo

calabria > cunti

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>intertristi

Dude seriously, if Conti were playing Milan would be on a 3-0 lead already

In 4-3-1-2 you have to use Conti-Hernandez or your wings are dead.

hello frens just got home how is AC milan?

what a wonderful attacking formation

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Solid 11th place contender

>Lasagna

GMP magic fra

*dives*
*rolls on the floor*

>Piattola
really

piontek is a fag lmao

>0 shots on target
This is going to be a stressful season

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nooo :(

PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM

shameful

>Slap a player in the face when he's sitting down

Nigga moment

>slap

>slap

So much this.

>friday

>Slap

LADS
WANNA HEAR A JOKE?

>De Paul in

It's over milan bros

t. piontek

>spal

Based DePaulyD

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>the chad becau
>the virgin piontek
LMAO

JUUUUUUUUUUUSTTTT

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>miss me yet?

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......................

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

тpчи, гoмилa пeдepи! *coughs blood in your face*

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Just end it

Man your streams are behind

>kessie getting jumped over
way better than Borini

Becau first professional goal kek maldini magic la

NO GOAL

FUCK YOU

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LEAO IN

Porco DIO L'HO VENUTOOOOOOOOOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>I laughed at Milan
fuck, now Roma is going to lose

SE?

wew that was actually good

Pionkek

Some bigger club should have bought De Paul

>becau
sborro.webm

DE PAULED

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Afraid of this as well, imagine all the shittalking that is about to happen tomorrow if Inter fails

Will Albania apologize?

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Fucking it's gonna be 0-2 or 0-3 anytime soon.

I have Bennacer in my Fanta, he better deliver

When will this suffering end?

Stagione finita.

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I'm so happy I didn't get any milan player for fanta

i always want him join Lazio for my lebensraum project tbhonest, him and Iacoponi to achieve full aryan race

>bennacer in
it's over udinese, now milan is going to win 11 - 1

>Milan will finish above Roma
Delusional

>roMONGoli

Is Hakan still playing? Why did he bench Paqueta?

colby tifa lazio

Wait until Conti comes in

Can Miha fix Milan?

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said no one ever except the dumb belgian on these threads

>another season of dissappointment
when will this end dear god?

rude

bullshit

If Allegri comes back will Milan have completed the circle of doom?

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CRISI
CRISI
CRISI

3 months of no albania bantz ends today
CANT WAIT

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SOUL

they kinda had some giuoco with him

giampaolo got completely schooled by Udinese, can't wait to read his excuses

NO ERA

ERA PENAL

It's just that you forgot that Roma is fucking shit.

>Stryger Larsen assist

Reminder that if you didn't sign Danish players to your fanta you fucked up

>milan with white shorts
here where they fucked up

lmao keep seething waffle

No era

ACTIVATE VAR

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based

Giampaolo picked the wrong XI that's all.

Like half of the player who started today should be permabenched.

-----------------Piatek-Leao
-----------------Bonaventura
----------Paqueta-Krunic-Kessie
Hernandez-Romagnoli-Musacchio-Conti
-------------------Donnarumma

Is Schone starting in for Genoa?

that's never a penalty. Not even under the new rules. The part he touches the ball with is attached to the body

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Bennacer instead of Krunic and it's the team we should go with it.

so we're going full wwe this season I guess

>needs 10 minutes to decide
>somehow this is a clear and obvious mistake so VAR calls the ref

Reminder that Schone will devour Roma in a bit and you will all (You) this post and apologize for not buying him on Fanta

shameful display

es penal!!

guest refs when

The only thing Milan has to do is sell Borini Suso and the Turk and replace them with good players.

lmao retard

SUMA is already depressed

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What I should watch next?

Roma - Genoa or Spal - Atalanta?

>that team
literally the same as last year minus manolas and elsha
not looking good bros

didn't castillejo do the same thing in first half and VAR said no penalty? Seems only fair

We are the people defending Calabria? Albania is right.

What about Crudeli

This

nobody defends Calabria. We just say Conti is even worse

Roma - Genoa ofc

castillejo was outside

kek'd

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Wanted to buy him desu but forgot

hand was inside

>milan asks for a handball
>var calls the ref despite clearly not being a penalty
>udinese asks for a handball
>not even a replay on sky

>all those retards wanting Kessie in

ERA

He's clearly not. Conti played only 500 minutes last season yet had 3 assists while Calabria only had one in 2000 minutes. Conti can actually attack and Calabria isn't even a great defender.

The previous one was

I miss Gattuso lads

>Krunic

who dafoooq

>Statistics
I know you're retarded but come on

"gattuso would have won this" is the first thought that comes to my mind, but it's evident by now that it's not the coach's fault. Why don't they sell everyone in ther or even terminate their contracts just to get rid of their stupid loser low-effort mentality? it has literally been the same season repeatedly since 2012

Preemptive post

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oof

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MUH PIONTEK
MUH BENNASER
MUH NIGGA KESSI
MUH TERRONE CALABRIA
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

PAVOLOSO TAKE MY ENERGY

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>suso UNIRONICALLY DRIFTED TO THE RIGHT FLANK
GO KILL YOURSELF STUPID MONGOL

I said this but still I didn't expect 0 (ZERO) shot on target

>Why don't they sell everyone in ther or even terminate their contracts just to get rid of their stupid loser low-effort mentality?
Were it this simple Juve, Roma and Inter would've got rid of their shitters already, don't you think?

The Bane of AFCON does it again

You realize you can't sell players no one wants nor can you terminate a contract without paying the player his remaining wages?

juve ships them all to Milan

stop giving him You's

>without paying the player his remaining wages?
If I were in Boban's position that would be the first thing I'd do. Even if it costed 40 mln euros

>becao again
always rated him

>*heavy steps in the distance*
>*SLAM SLAM SLAM*

Milan has to spend another 200mio just to play for the 5/6th place

fuck the entire XI, what the fuck was giampaolo doing in the preseason???

>Laxalt could go to Atalanta and play CHL

Is getting dumped by Milan one of the biggest boosts to a players career nowadays?

I waited like 4 months for this shit?

SHQIP GAAANG
Always right

t. Chetnik

holy cringe this was shitty even by gatt

Giampaolo managed to lock piontekek

BECAAAAAOOOO MERAVIJAOOOOOO

CHE MERAVIGLIA STO BECAO MERAVIJAOOOO

LO SAOOOO O NON LO SAOOOOOO

CHE IL MILAN IN SERIE B RETURNERAOOOOOOOOO

BLESSED DIGITS STRIKE AGAIN

Based tudor

>donnaruma chimping out
>Calhanoglu looking like his parents caught him jerking off
LMAO

I apologize

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At least tomorrow we are going to buy Correa

>what the fuck was giampaolo doing in the preseason???
Barely winning against kosovan peasants. That should've been a red flag

>(ZERO) shot on target
oh nononono AHAHAHAAAAAAAA

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>Gattuso ends 1 point from 3. place
>Sack him
>Hire guy who ends 8'th place
>Surprised team is worse next season

someone explain to me this way of thinking

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will he return to his true home (rangers)?

It's time to apologize to Gattuso

shop a Lazio jersey on him fra

LMAO

FUCK YOU I WAS RIGHT
FUCK YOU I WAS RIGHT
FUCK YOU I WAS RIGHT
FUCK YOU I WAS RIGHT
FUCK YOU I WAS RIGHT
FUCK YOU I WAS RIGHT
FUCK YOU I WAS RIGHT

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Castillejo is the biggest pushover, he is also very low IQ can'teven get into good positions despite his speed.

Suso is usless as CAM.

Hakan can't play in any position in a XI, Borini is not a midfielder, Calabria/Rodriguez are like bad Boneras. Abate is better than them.

Where is Albania hiding?

Milan is still shit, my local club is also shit this season. I want to stop watching football.

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can udinese compete for the CL spot?

where is that legendary guy with le funny bird flag ?

>Sack Gattuso
>I was right

??????????????????????????????????

about what exactly? you keep flip flopping your opinions

APOLOGIZE

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Based Belgium acting as a stand in Albania so we don't miss him

GATTUSO IN

>not having Acerbi in your fanta defence

Milanista but i kek'd

>Buy Becao
>Panic Sell because i read he was not a starter
>Buy the Danish centrale
>Forgot to put him in the reserves
>Dio Borgo INTENSIFIES

Unironically right this time desu

BASED

I love how when I was complaining about Giampaolo and him wasting time with your fodders all summer long people were bitching at me that "it's just pre-season!!!!!" but when this greek says it nobody says shit.

Fuck all of you hypocritical bitches.

Get ready for Gattuso redemption arc in November.

Every time I watch Milan I also think about stop watching football.

please, our albanian friend, tell us what do you want,i begin to be seriously worried

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schone?

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LuL Prepare to Brawl for the 10th place together with Riomma

everyone was concerned (at least I was) because they weren't a threatening team on the opposite goal, but no one really cared because results don't matter in the preseason (true)

Uhm sweeties, Milan is a huge club. Look at all the players >we've signed. The AFCON POTT among them.

Literally any manager would want the job, except maybe Guardiola and Klopp because of where they are now

>Work
>Approach
????

I hope Nández has adapted well

>0 shots on target

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What did he mean by this?

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Meme

About Giampaolo being a fraud.
I've been calling him and his love for fodders all summer long.

Gattuso was the same shit as Fraudpaolo.
Fuck Maldini and Boban too for allowing this shit again. Fuck Scaroni too and every single head-honcho.

They should have put their foot down and told this Juve agent to play the starters or he'll get sacked and they should have sold Sushit to Lyon for 30m when they had the chance.

Larsen from udine

Gattuso is miles better than Giampaolo hence why he ended above him in the league table

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>Icon
BASED

>Suso is useless
ftfy
Suso should just quit playing football and go become an E-Sports player.

forza ragazzi

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>this Juve agent
?????????????

Larsen from Udine

>0 shots on target

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I really want to see what will they say in the post-match press

>play borini because hes more used to new "system"
>no system at all, we play as bad as with gattusso
>sub borini

based mastercalciopilled

>Milanisti held their hopes in a non-bald Luciano Spaletti
JUST

When did I ever say results mattered in pre-season?
I was complaining about the quality of the football displayed and how he was not preparing our starters at all and was wasting time with Suso and other fodders.

How is a terzino a centrale? Is it because he plays RWB in a 3-5-2 and thus part of midfield?

Milan would be contending for the title if they had a different coach

OP, you can use pic related in the next thread

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It's too late my friend. I found this pre-season quote from Giampaolo during the U.S tour

>Milan's Marco Giampaolo: 'Suso is to die for. I am in love with Suso.'

Here's your trequartista bro. It's over GG.

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>Juve agent
this level of delusion lmao

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PLS Milan hire me back.
I'm already tired of minimum wage job flipping burger in Kentucky

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>change coach
>"change" players
>results remain
ok

Fantacalcio meme magic

I honestly think Milan needs to get relegated or something at this point.
It feels like as long as they're safe they will never do anything. They need a real big kick in the ass.

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Same. It's 1AM here but I want to hear the post match press before I sleep. Zero shot on target is simply unacceptable.

Feels nice to see people use tthings I made

Didn't you know user? It was all an inside job from Juve to bring Milan down
So that explains why they fired Gattuso, it all makes sense now

based

or maybe stop sacking competent and loyal managers because people like you are impatient and want instant scudetto

quintessential dogshit suso performance. you can tell giampaolo loves him though.

Gattuso back in pls

>comparing the best manager we have had since Mourinho to fraudpaolo

25 minutes until >Riomma-time

Can't wait to see if they emberass themselves more than Milan

by october Milan will be playing in the classic 4-3-3 Castillejo- Piatek - Suso
cap this post

>having shots on target is being impatient
ok you've been saying this constantly, do you even watch the matches of Milan?? tonight they were simply atrocious

No the fuck he isn't. He's the same shit, the exact same shit with his love for Suso, Hakan and Calabria.

I know, I complained about that.
That's when I absolutely knew this moron was a fraud.

It's the only logical explanation I can come up with for our coaches time and time again preferring our fodders over our starters.

Gattuso was one too I'm sure of it. He didn't seem too sad when Kalinic scored own goals vs Juventus and we lost 4-0 in a final against them.

HELLO I HEARD SOMEONE NEEDS TO STEADY THEIR SHIP YES

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By then I will no longer be watching.

Even Montella was decent in reality for Milan. Montella was at least doing good in the EL and overall the team was doing its best.

Gattuso was also okay, he lacked on the european side, but still he almost gave a 4th place to Milan last year.

Giampaolo is a straight downgrade, do you forget how Samp last year started good only to shitting themselves by the time went on?

>not hakan - piatek - suso

There is no way desu.

What competent manager are you talking about?
Mihajlovic? If so I agree, that was the last competent coach we had.

Now we're stuck with Fraudpaolo. Too bad.

NEW NEW

>It's the only logical explanation I can come up with for our coaches time and time again preferring our fodders over our starters.
>Gattuso was one too I'm sure of it.

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milan played like shit with gattusso, "we" got carried by piatek and paqueta until both lost their meme magic

Spalletti would be a fucking godsend for Bbilan

Unironically the best menager for mid to top teams

Who should have come in instead of fucking Giampaolo? There are no real options

UNDEFEATED

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>by october Milan will be playing in the classic 4-3-3 Castillejo- Piatek - Suso
We were literally playing this tonight in second half.
Suso just reverted to the right wing and stayed there with Hakan advancing centrally.

The worst thing is that Fraudpaolo will still suck his dick and still start him next game because he has no balls.
He claims to be this philosopher coach but he really doesn't believe in his philosophy whatsoever, because if he did he would have benched Suso the moment he started doing this shit on pre-season.

>It's the only logical explanation I can come up with for our coaches time and time again preferring our fodders over our starters.
>Gattuso was one too I'm sure of it. He didn't seem too sad when Kalinic scored own goals vs Juventus and we lost 4-0 in a final against them.
not even napolecani are on your level

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>We were literally playing this tonight in second half.
this so much, I would bench this fucker for playing as a winger for many fixtures

Can he save >/us/?

Neither Montella nor Gattuso were in anyway "okay".
They were the exact same shit as Fraudpaolo.

Don't forget Bakayoko who Shittuso fell out with.
We were in 3rd place at one point and then Shittuso couldn't contain his raging boner for Hakan, Suso and Calabria. The rest is history.

soon

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yikes milan

dzeko goat man city legend

IMMOBILEEEEEEEE

Anyone watching casteddu? For now it's not what i hoped for, desu

>saved by var
>pavoletti injured
can only go up from here haha

It's that fucking Cellino fradi, it has to be him

zaniolo retarded movement makes him unpredictable

We deserve it bros.

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>seriea status
BTFO'D

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>under '6
a manlet then