/cric/

for me, it's a love of all forms of cricket

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YES GAZ

YESSSSS GAZZZZZZAAA

He's a vicar obviously.

this is a bloke isn't it

ENGLAND ARE LITERALLY FAVOURITES NOW

Headingley is fucking full of Australians, Kiwis and Saffers all of whom endlessly go on about how better it is at home.

If England is so shit why do you all work here pulling pints for £6.50 an hour ?

too much nerd shit going on here

Yummy Tummy tbdesu

>

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surprise sunday shifts looming for the aussies

Where are stark and anderson?

Just found a white pube

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MEANWHILE AT THE LOCAL HOSPITAL...

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BASED FUCKING CUMMO
BOWLING CUMMO

>englel flags suddenly multiplying now that they have a sniff of winning
Classic

sorry lad tohught id cleaned them up my bad

Stick 100 on a draw and set fire to Headingly

Dude white pubes are sexy as fuck. You should be celebrating

Iron Man died at the end of the last film m8

If lyon takes 4-for we win this

starc is shite with the red ball and old man anderson is permacrocked

>got England at 9/2

I'm going to say based

Is it safe to say that if Ben falls soon it's over?

and then spend 10 years in prison

if lyon takes 6 wickets off his next over we win this

a hattrick from cumgod here would secure this for us id imagine

>bad news doctor, I'm having hallucinations about england batting almost competently

I can't post on Yea Forums on my phone while using mobile data and even some wifi hotspots, I don't understand why. So while I'm at work all I can do is read the thread.

haven't seen endgame m8, thanks for the spoiler i guess

t. increasingly nervous man

leach is batting at 11

130 TO GO HERE LADS

Don't get caught you mong

bold prediction cotton

Pretty embrassing in fairness
I would never complain about a country I willingly moved to

Hmmmmm. Nope I do not like this at all. Shall be sending a letter to the appropriate authorities immediately.

if these digits are recurring, Australia will win the Ashes

else, they will not win a series in England for the next two decades

>If England is so shit why do you all work here pulling pints for £6.50 an hour ?
Emu Economic Empowerment

Refresh the page it should work

t. mark vermeulen

Reckon Lyon needs some more aggression
youtube.com/watch?v=4j8G7DSyGfM

Sad. Many such cases!

kek

>tfw if we had Smith our lead would be 400+ and even this run wouldn't be a worry
bit grim

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Based

Might end it all when England win.

Benis

if this is a real story I apologise

if australis lose this is on smiths head
as if he couldnt play

Reckon if we take 6 wickets before england score an additional 130 runs weve got this in the bag

Biz idea: everytime the fielders start chucking about the ball and start scuffing it up the batsmen should start running

i think life should be your biggest shenshury

You had plenty of time to see it

in fairness, for every AusGOD in England on a youth visa, there's about 10 poms here

Based paki

lads are we seriously going to lose to the team we bowled out for 67

Bowled my dad in backyard cric. Yorker bowled at his leg stump. That'll teach you to stand to far away from your stumps you cunt.

Probably should have got his autism diagnosed back home rather than in the middle of the ashes

>based Siddle

>doubting Lyon
Pathetic

Get stokes out and it's gg

BOWLING GAZZZ

GIVE ME A FUCKING WICKET

Bowled an underarm bouncer at my nephew and he whined and stopped playing the soft cunt.

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PETER SIDDLE'S FOUND A BOX OF BANANAS BEHIND THE SIGHTSCREEN ON HIS BIRTHDAY

Well i'm a connoisseur anyways, dont watch marvel trash

GIVE HIM A BANANA

remember when there was a little sight screen behind the bowler? now batsman want half the ground whited out

yeah

If England win how are Australia going to deal with this? Serious you'd probably all have to leave cric for good after the bullying

>stokes bitching about a watch
what a cuck lmao

CAM ON NATHAN

>that devastated old fat woman

reflection of someones watch
fucking hell ive heard it all now

got beat once for shining light in my teachers eyes, haha good times

FUCK ME WIFE GARRY!!

endured worse before lad

How do you bowl an underarm bouncer? Playing with a superball?

4

Business idea: 0.5 runs for a ball that's hit but stays on the wicket

kick the fat bitch out of the ground

No mate

Fucking based Johnny B

Also based sebbo

Me shining a Lazer pointer in stokes eye lads

Do you reckon shouting at the bowler improves their bowling?

I posted here all of 2011-13 where we basically lost every game we played,

Is Stokes suggesting someone is having a wank in the crowd?

Bowled a bouncer at my grandfather and killed him dead.
teach the cunt to to be shit

Poor Stokesy Wokesy

Bancroft would have caught that

FOUR

Guess I meant beamer then haha.
Aimed at his head anyway.

1-1 in an away ashes with the best batsman in the world to come back into the team

we've been in far worse positions desu

>125

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Business Idea: Mandatory for entire crowd to have shiny watches

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>NICE GARY ONYA GAZZA BOWLED GARY

premium cringe

Englel gonna win this, aren't they?

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Reckon Siddle needs a bit more screen time

Cannot fathom the pressure lads.

UNNNGGHHH YESSSS GAZZAA UNNGGHH YES DOn@T STOP IM ALMOST THERE GARRYYYYY

>you're the umpire, it's your decision
State of this umpiring.

*gets a boundary*
YESSSS GAZZZZZAA NICE BOWLING GAZZZ

t.-pain

chinks give me the willies

Don’t they know his name is Nathan?

just got told off for shouting NICE ONE GARRY!! everytime he bowls another 4 for us

w-we won in Sri Lanka

Would this be the highest run chase in ashes history?

Jonny B On a Mission
youtube.com/watch?v=-6tHw4yIDok

At least we'll only be bullied in /cric/ mick

Stokes was actually complaining about the shine off Lyon's forehead.

OOOOOOOO THAT WAS A CLOSE 'UN NATHAN

Quite like Kubrick films lads, watched clockwork orange yesterday. pretty nice.

really wanted to fuck her at this time dunno why now

GRRRRRR WHO IS DOUBTING ME I JUST WANT TO TALK

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garry lyon afl legend isnt it
thai women always give willies haha

not even the highest at this ground you seething casual
>who is Don Bradman

NICE COCK, GAZZA

GOOD BOWLING CUMMIES

absolute tune

GODling and grand designs on hundreds watch

Why's that then?

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why are batters kept in the side if they cannot bat? don't watch much cricket.

a big congratulations to Australia for snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

This is not funny anymore lads, need a wicket NOW

pretty based lad

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more katy b
less plebby b

Terrifying.

remember this op

wicket loooming lads

what is happening

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i probably would

What do you think seething means? You just throw in buzz words you see to try and fit in?

>that facial expression when she realises

YES GOT HIM FUCK OFF GONE

GOT'EM

Having an absolutely diabolical shit lads.
Can anyone fill me in on what's going on?

look at this freshcunt lads

You now remember West Indies at Headingley in 2017

>all these seething bongs over some complements
Your apathy in the face of mateship is why you're being invaded

Vile insectoid

durr seething based cringe durr

>she sees my dick

CUNT

GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH YOU DUMB RANGA

>>who is Don Bradman
Yeah who is he? I know he played during the 1930s I don't see him in this list for some reason?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cricketers_who_were_killed_during_military_service

Cummins just knocked two over.

>garry lyon afl legend isnt it

It's funny because they both cheated on their ugly wives too.

Can >we (I’m bandwagoning England this time) make it to lunch without losing a wicket

anyone else sometimes have sharp shits? As in the tip of the poo feels sharp

aussies seething

*puts a curse spell on ben stokes*

go have a bath smelly locks

proper made me chuckle this

yes

BOWLED GAZ
BOWLED GAZ

dont hold in your shits

probably another over left, hope so

Batters have gone defensive to get through

Anyone know why they would have an advertisement for Curtin University at an English cricket ground?

GONE GOT EM
GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH

reckon we need 6 more wickets are we're going to lose

LADS just imagine how good we'd be if we had a half decent opener lmao

How do I an Italian gf lad

WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOUR FEET GAZZA

124 TO GO HERE LADS

Might be all that Lamb Saagwala

England are doing very well today

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>Statpadwoman
>draft dodged

>BASED MUSCULAR and ELITE Keith Miller
>a literal RAF ace
makes you think

AWW YISS NOICE GARY RIGHT UP MY ARSE MATE

>Get England all out for 67
>Lose

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NICE ARSEHOLE GAZZA

not be black, I guess.

SAVE US TONE

For the television viewers. Probably more aussies watch than brits as its FTA here.

We're in the exact same boat

BEAUTIFUL COCK GAZBO

GOTTEM

Why are the Australians wearing sun cream if every day in Australia it's 9000 degrees?

>dying in a war makes you a better cricketer

You’ll need money desu

AAAAHHHHHHH
GOOD BOWL GARY
VERY NICE MISTER GAZZA

>who is Don Bradman

some fraud who played against blacksmiths while the real heroes were fighting for our freedom

brylcreem
creatine
and a spell of bowling seam

this thread will reach 100 posters

War paint

Occasionally. And then you look at it in the bowl and it’s not sharp. I just guess there’s something hard in it somewhere that rubbed the side wall of your rectum on the way out

how many more boundaries do England need to win this match?

FINGER MY URETHRA NAFAN

OH YESSSSSSSSSS GAZZA

Australia is actually #1 in the World on skin cancer rates.
That's what happens when whiteys live in land where the original people are dark af.

Sebbo isn't black. he's a mutt.

AHHHHHHH no save me smith AHHH it keeps happening

been away for ages bros and literally forgot where to find stream help appreciated

>labiashane

told you headinlgy flattens up
told you england would win

turns out lyon was a fraud all along

its on tv friend

This. Why do people actually rate him?

YESSSSS BOWL MARNUS

what I love about 4channel is that even Don Bradman ends up being framed as a cowardly, statpadding fraud

It immeasurably adds to the legend.
>defy bodyline tactics and break all the records, still in place
>die in service for your country in a major world war
Brad"""man""" instead cowered behind the sofa at home while the big men swapped whites for khaki and faced the enemy.

HOLD ON LADS

9now.com.au/live/gem

i wont speak for other australians but i personally have a high tolerance for the heat but still burn very easily, weird combo

Test cricket is the absolute epitome of civilisation.

AHHHHHHHHHH YES GAZZA KEEP TONGUEING MY SHITBOX YESSSSS GAZBO I'M CUUUUMMMMMMINGGGGGG YES GARRY YES GARRY YES GAAAZZZZAAAAAAAAAAA UUUNGGHHHHHHHHH yes oh yes bowled garry

He is a fucking fraud though
Literally Pele tier

BOWL MARNY

Is Paine always this bloody irritating?

Name one good bowler he faced.

This. I don't reply to people from countries without test status.

GO TO BED

smartcric

actually surviving is what matters, any retard can get shot

that's why keith miller is the GOAT

Shame

YES MAAARNOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
GOT HIM GET FUCKED

OOOOHHH MARNYYYY RIGHT THERE MARNYYYYYYY

GONE
GOTTEM
GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH

GONE TO LUNCH

If Miller survived how come he's dead?

getting a bit gay lads

He’s been a bit louder (noticeably) since Smith has been away.

>crowds starting to crap

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YES GAZZA
KEEP GOING

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I can't believe >we are going to choke this hard.

AHHHHHH YEAHHHHH MARNY FONDLE THOSE BALLS

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

LOVELY MARNIE UNZIP FOR ME MATE

Gonna take a shower and have a teary lads, not feeling good about this.

>Albert "Tibby" Cotter (3 December 1883 – 31 October 1917) was an Australian cricketer who played in 21 Tests between 1904 and 1912 (89 wickets, average 28.64), and 115 first-class matches between 1901 and 1914 (including 123 wickets, average 23.45 for New South Wales).

>He served with the First AIF, and was killed in action in the mounted charge of the 4th Light Horse Brigade at Beersheba.

LITERALLY died for Israel

Australia mentally cocked lads

Feeling good about this bros

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made it to lunch lads
what we having

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GONE

OUT TO LUNCH

FUCK OFF

Northerners getting it done

Asian gf lads

L U N C H
Time to get spackered.

Need to nosh on a hard cock

kek

Saved for future reference

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Mutton for me

> dying in Europe and Africa
May they RIP, but not one of them died in the pacific theatre. They died pointlessly.

for me, it's applying for jobs in the lunch break

jej

tbg I first saw it being posted by Australians.

Time for housework unfortunately

Chasing some food, but reckon it'll dull the alcohol.

Actually ben stokes is from the south island of nz

I have to go to fucking work this afternoon

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If Lyon doesn't get a wicket will they still say nice gary and keep giving him a big head?

BBQ mate. 30 degrees it would be rude not to.

NOICE EATING GARY
AWW YEAH CHEW THAT SANDWICH MOITE
LOVELY VEGEMITE NATHAN

t. Paine

Thanks lordz now running hot

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my brunch :)

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at least the chinese lost in dota lads, today wasn't the worst.

If Nathan Lyon cheated on his fat wife then he would be Nathan Lyin.

everything about that looks fucking grim lad

they take it in turns to sit on his big slippery dome after every game

the white stuff on his face is spunk

Actually that’d help him here

>going to work and missing ashes history
pull a sickie lad

Yeah well that gives him an excuse for tribal tat and nothing more

So let me get this straight, the ashes started because both poms and aussies cant take some banter?

Unspeakably grim

Big fan.

0 - tie
1 - Labuachagne hat trick & Aus win
2 - Warne racist comment ends career Poms win
3 - asteroid, game drawn
4 - Lyon hammy, Poms win
5 - Stokes 34 from one over, Poms win
6 - Mitch Marsh streaks on PCP, Aus win
7 - Lord Sutch resurrection, sun turns red, Poms win
8 - Bairstow Mankaded, pitch invasion, Poms moral victory, Aus permabanned from /cric, game drawn
9 - England don’t lose another wicket, win comfortably, brown nose gnome 490 minute presser about ZenDoKai chakras

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How do you cheat on dota? Why were there 800k people watching dota?

>tfw we succumb to collapse

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If Alistair Cook robbed a bank, he'd be Alistair Crook

literally cat food

grim

deano
cringe

Australia are throwing the game. The long-term strategic play. If England win Root will be captain until he retires, and Smith can come back in the fourth test and lead Australia to glory.

holy mother of BASED

kino

hmm italians dont like bbc?

>tie
so england win

>canned food
yuck

Dogshit 2bh

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kek

my cope is pretending that this game is being fixed by our side but labuschagne wasn't in on it

Anyone notice how /cric/ doesn't produce a lot of OC considering how active the thread is?

you cant really, people were watching the last chinese team choke harder than australia is right now in the first tournament of this size chinks have hosted

Yeah, we used to have way more.

whats wrong with a tin of chili or a soup? tinned peaches are delicious too

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Test cricket, you scoundrel! What have you got planned here...? A huge session and England have shifted the psychology of this run chase. Let's be clear: two quick wickets and Australia will be all over them again. But somehow, despite getting rid of Joe Root inside a first hour during which England barely moved anywhere, it is the tourists who have looked edgier. Bairstow, in particular, has energised the crowd and if - IF - this partnership keeps going long after lunch, then we could be in for a finish for the ages. Anyway, let's all just keep it together for now. Go get some tucker and Matt will be back in a bit

Here's Thomas: "Somehow, as a die-hard England fan who has followed them throughout this summer, you just know that this will end up with England 9 wickets down and Ben Stokes called upon to be the hero yet again... "

"If England repeat this session - 80 runs and a wicket taking them to 320 for 5 - by tea this nation will be at meltdown," reckons VJ

"That short first innings of England's has left them with plenty of time to win this Test," chuckles Grant Dexter

For me, it's giving England false hope.

I'm not going to fuck around in photoshop while kino of this magnitude is on

Yeah but if Ben Stokes ran out of money he’d be Ben Brokes

i like the ladies butthole pic

Personally I'd treat Peter Dinklage. It should not take much food to satisfy him and make his belly full him given his size. I would delight at the prospect of treating him and serve him a plate of delicious char siu meat, with rich, sticky sauce, perfect pancakes, refreshing drinks... go all out. Give that lovely man a banquet. Watch him greedily devour the meat. His lips, teeth, and fingers sticky with the sauce as he throws manners and decorum out of the window in a mad rush to satiate himself. Then, when he's satisfied and feels thing can't be any better, I shall reveal he has not been feasting on char siu mediocre pork but... char siu kobe beef. Yes, I will have ensured Peter Dinklage greedily gobbled up the flesh of the best meat on the market after lowering his expectations initially. As the tears of joy well up in his eyes and he refuses to believe I went all out, I shall let out a truly merry, comforting laugh and upend the contents of a box I'll have near me; packacing and recipts of the kobe beef I purchased. Though the packaging and recipts will be scrunched up, faded, and a little dirty, it will be evidence of how much I wanted to give Dinklage a good meal. That is what I would do to that little gentleman. The louder he laughs and more thanks me in pure euphoria, the louder and more merry my laughter of appreciation will become. Hell, it may just kill me because I'll be struggling to breath as I'll be laughing and thanking him so hard. I will then show the 24 minute 7 seconds footage of me purchasing the kobe beef and having a funny encounter with the butcher, which we will laugh over. This is the fate that awaits you, you wonderful, beautiful little man. Also... FUCK Warwick Davis. I'd starve him instead and feed him char siu Harrison Davis instead.

look at that subtle off white colouring, that tasteful thickness

I haven't seen that one.

Lol

We used to have a decent amount of OC
Can be said about Yea Forums in general tbdesu, "OC" nowadays is just Pepe/Wojak shit

If Joe Root was a penguin he'd be NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

actually never noticed that

and btw Bateman's was actually the best

/cric/ peaked for OC with the warner wonderlic pasta and that indian delivery service ad, decline is inevitable unfortunately

who is bears toe

>doing unpaid work

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it actually even has a watermark on the picture but i didn't look at it long enough to notice and i feel very silly

Don't deserve you xo

ginger guns to guide us to glory

devilish idea: get dick out and cum on the pitch

for me, it was that picture of handscombe with a psp and hands for combs

>pork and egg nuggets

>indian delivery service ad
which one?

i saved all those haha

its sunday you pleb

both funny and arousing but i dont have it sorry

good shout

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bank holiday and im fucking pissed

I can pay (You) in (You)s m80.

use your semen to shine the ball

jaw knee

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god that original psp was so damn sexy, i loved rubbing that little analog stick nub

Phoneposters

miss my psp lads. good times playing breath of fire 3 and monster hunter

>jaw knee bears toe

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32 C here in London :(

brisk

Why do commentators always refer to a cover drive as "glorious"

Rolling for epic Screaming Lord Sutch resurrection 7777777

for you non white user

youtube.com/watch?v=iZRvJDp4WL4

Feast your eyes on this gem lad

Mine still works nearly 15 years later, use it for emulation because it's comfy.

These were pretty good to be fair

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for me, it's the band "cover drive"
youtube.com/watch?v=73noUWDDpWw

why play psp when you can play counter strike outside?

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Now that the dust has settled. Who was in the wrong here?

youtube.com/watch?v=2pID_rgpkFs

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got some umd films for you lad ill stick em in the post

This was probably my favourite from the world cup

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Threadly reminder

everyone involved

HOLY CRAP BATMAN DO I PUT THE HOUSE ON MIDDLE OPTION PIC RELATED?!?!?!

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KEK never seen this

oh god not this again

true /miserykino/

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Spider man 2 looked so pretty on there.

my little brother broke it, sad.
isn't kashmir afghanistan tier warzone now

>isn't kashmir afghanistan tier warzone now
same as pakistan thanks to you guys huh

Not sure I can continue to follow a team who are so far beneath me in mental capacity lads.

kek

did they tell them to act as badly as possible?

King or Armour King?

Tekken is for autists.

give it to us then ;)

franklyn rose, a truly big brained and elite cricketer

but ive got tekken tag team tournament and 2 controllers, you not in on this?

on his day he was as good as anyone

Cba to listen to the whole thing. Also don’t know the background. Anyone can summarise? No worries if nobody can be arsed.

Actually loved king when I had tekken 6 on psp, I even learnt the 10 hit combo

for me It's Anna

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>iggs blown the fuck out
>australia blown the fuck out
really dont enjoy this episode

how is ben stokes so awesome?

yoshimitsu

for me, its yoshimitsu and killing yourself while button mashing

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neet won't leave his room, father is trying to get him to come out and sort his life out, mother is enabling her son, parents end up arguing really bad and the neet is in his room laughing and crying

>lets just get England in mid-morning on day 3 wicket on a bright sunny day
>that will really help us get wickets

Why are Langer and Paine such brainlets lads?

Did they really just censor the betting information? What even is happening.

for me, it's eddy gordo and getting blacked

How long does lunch last in this """sport"""? (more like an intergalactic chess match than sport tbqh)

I don't think he's laughing

*be's riding shotgun*

gone feral

fuck /cric/ this aussie just won like $3 million on top of already having $3 million

based aussie

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40 mins

depends how long the food takes to get to made

I work with a guy who is the spit of tango

Occasionally we shadow box and I smack him hard in the belly. It's very satisfying

Imagine how many times Davey had to rehearse saying “DTDC”

for me, it's ktc pure butter ghee

disregard that, i suck cocks.

sat acroff from him on the train on way back from an away game in stoke, genuinely a nice bloke

About two and a half scruples.

youtube.com/watch?v=H2A1qYpp4HA

youtube.com/watch?v=WXRUZlvtsX4
>you now remember sangat TV and the riotbowl coverage
youtube.com/watch?v=5qY1n4i1puQ

Why does BBC live reporting insist on publishing the most inane and dull fuck texts?

The Smith one made me chuckle, thanks.

He’s just clutch as fuck. He’s the Ronaldo of cricket.

have you considered the texts they publish are actually the most interesting ones they receive?

filling up with joy desu
youtube.com/watch?v=Tt5BybCUY5E

where did the "ronaldo is clutch" meme originate from?

he's been anonymous every time his team has won anything

ngl I love nigger music lads

Does this make Steve Smith Messi? Strange natural talent. Autistic as fuck.

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Refuse to believe that.

Please don't use foul racist terms on a safe for work board lad.

>implying they get any other kind

Sorry for offending you, you paki cunt.

>thinking this.
Do you literally only watch the final of tournaments?

Fuck off.

things that need to banned from /cric/
food posting
weather posting

Finna

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so name me some examples of when he was clutch in a meaningful match

>1 run needed to win
>jofra starts doing his steve smith impressions

Would any banter ever top this

for me it's classic rock

youtube.com/watch?v=s10ldVRHRSw

Why is BBC live reporting on anything absolutely blast the shit out of sky but sky blasts the shit out of bbc for tv coverage

S Club

>There ain't no party like an s club party

We're gonna show you how

my neck
my back
joe root getting the sack

>Would any banter ever top this

doing that then being bowled ou

>tfw won because umpires don't know how to count.

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If we don't get 3 wickets off the first ball I'm going to bed lads.

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OH YES GAZZA FUCKING SPUNK ALL OVER MY FACE GAZ LOVE ITTT

Dependable banter, never gets old

GOT HIM
FUCK OFF

FUCK HIM
GOT OFF

Last digit is how many wickets Lyon ends with

Why the FUCK haven't we got any wickets yet?

>scores hattrick in semi of nations league
>scores hattrick vs Atleti in CL knockout (Atleti widely regarded as best defence in Europe)
>scores hattrick to take Portugal through okay off
>scores in euros semi final (then goes on to manage the team in the final, and win)
>scores in 2008 CL final

Etc etc etc

oh no

unironically bought that album

>Paul: I’m at a BBQ in Scotland. Nobody has any interest in cricket. Anti-socially standing in the kitchen looking at TMS updates on my phone. It’s the hope that kills you...

oh no no no no not again!

Jesus fucking christ

runs flowing freely now lads, pack it up, it's all over

Tina's doing her dance
Jon's looking for romance
Paul's gettin' down on the floor
While Hannah's screaming out for more
Want to see Bradley swing
Want to see Rachel do her thing
Then we got Jo, she's got the flow
Get ready everybody, 'cause here we go

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How do we feel about calling him bears toe?

Might shave all my hair off, lads

>S club 7

Can't even imagine that band anymore without picturing Club 17

GONE

FUCK OFF

WASTED REVIEW

COLLAPSE
O
L
L
A
P
S
E

GONE

FUCK OFF BEARS TOE

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GOT HIM
FUCK OFF

the actual fuck, it's pyramid scheme to fuckwittery

REVIEW

GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFF
GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH AND FUCK OFF LIKE YOUR DAD CUNT

HAZLEGOOD

>the moment they knew they'd tied the world cup

GONE FUCK OFF

SMASHED IT

FUCK OFF

OH NO NO NO

FFS

Feeling good about this. Once this partnership ends each batter will get 10 max

>bairstow review
So he's 100% out, he just reviews everything.

The unexplained umpiring complexity of Joel Wilson

good umps tbf

FUCK DRS desu

SAME OLD AUSSIES SAME OLD CHEATING

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

nervous lads

SAME OLD POMMIES
ALWAYS CHEATING

Reckon we need 6 more wickets

Was about an inch clear of his bat

Australinonces

Jonny is IN

THEY
JUST
CAN'T
STOP
CHEATING

GONE FUCK OFF

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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SAME OLD AUSSIES

Just remove the onfield umpires already, they're all shite

when did we cheat besides that one time?

yank soccer fans are literally the fucking worst. didn;t realise it when i first moved there and went to see a game since i missed footie, made it about 15 minutes and then noped the fuck out

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>if he played a better shot he'd be out
why do I watch this shit sport

FUCK THIS GAME IS SHIT

:^)

that was a chad review signal, johnny is back.

Are any of the english umpires any good out of interest? I never actually watch tests with them in for obvious reasons.

CAM ON BAIRSTOW SCORE SOME FACKIN' RUNS

Yes they are unironically the best.

Kettlebro

Teapot is unironically elite

espncricinfo.com/indvaus2008/content/story/373018.html

For me, it's
>LET'S GO [TEAM NAME]
>LET'S GO
>*clap* *clap*

The absolute fucking STATE of these umpires lads

casual fuckhead. nothing to be proud of. saddo

Pluz be troo

An England win yesterday seemed impossible just like the idea of a flat earth few years ago. Now, both are plausible.

Aus and Eng umps are the best in the world

he literally caught that one, Indians are just seething they lost

That's what you get for being so rude.

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DESPERATE

Why do Indians love Billy so much lads?
youtube.com/watch?v=KXJ4yYBpH6U

dont like the undertones of this post

So easy to fake ultra edge desu

most sensible cricinfo comment in a wbile

BRB, sending a text to the BBC about my exciting day sitting at home being called a casual on a mongolian throatsinging forum.

The Assassination of Umpiring Integrity by the Coward Chris Gaffaney

I did not realise Seven Samurai went for 3 and a half hours. Nonetheless, thanks to the Criterion Channel, let's do this.

...

they're marks

Yeah maybe if you were a turbo brainlet - start of day three I was saying AUS had to bat atleast 2 sessions and when they didn't, when they let England start their innings mid morning on a day three wicket, I said aus threw the ashes away.

Never give the other team a chance to get back into the game once you've got them on the ropes.

no he didn't
youtube.com/watch?v=RuK4YKzYMyo

How did they fake the daylight between bat and ball

Wowwwww hahaha you're mad! :D

aussie and english umpires are the best, rest are unironically poo

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NEW
OC picture trumps all

CATCH THE FUCKING BALL

Modern filmmakers are too cowardly to put intermissions in their movies.

I like it a lot.

WARNER JUST DROPPED THE ASHES

thought you meant big billy stanlake at first

GONE

FUCK OFF

GAME OVER

THE URN IS OURS

Clearly in the grip of his fingers the entire time you brainlet street shitters.

DIDN'T EVEN GET 50

well that's it

game over

Lot on Stokes to rescue this now.

JOSH HAZLEWOOD GOT A WICKET ON HIS BIRTHDAY

Can't wait for him to edge an offspinner and Warner actually catch it.

Strong 4

70.5% there

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kek

KEK

K E K

FUCK SAKE