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Did he an heroed?

when does the cricket start?
1 bong 30 bings right?

Yeah, pills and booze

sad desu. World is a cruel place for some.

Now THIS is cricket:

youtube.com/watch?v=iKlQGDue3aM

This is the thread lads

Imagine not drinking water.

don't forget to take care of urself too user

Is that his foot?
Did an Aussie sledge him so hard he an heroed?

Mostly streamers these days

Seething Kiwi

this thread is out of date now

which fucking thread do i post in

yeah mate children love computer games

The mogra thread on Yea Forums. Everyone is talking about joe root right now.

No, Ben! Slow down!

purchased a sky sports day pass lads

You know newcunts have taken over /cric/ when retards instantly make a new thread

no it isn't.

>camera cuts away just as the umpire puts the ball in his pocket

hmmm....

...

We're in here now lads

F

The CPC has way too much power to ever be internally overthrown.

Even the USSR only fell because Gorbachev allowed it to.

88 TO GO

>In 2017 Australian journalist Andrew Wu, who is of Chinese descent, raised concerns about the use of the term as a "racially offensive term"[4] which he argued the term itself "has historically been used in a contemptuous manner to describe the Chinese".[4]
was it

like poetry

75% there lad

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It's a lose the match just so you can bowl bouncers at a tailender episode.

Nah lad, it is mine

Kind of. Confronting China needs to happen, but not like this.

It should be done by leading a broad coalition of Western states to sanction them into oblivion.

Instead Drumpf keeps taking pot shots at the EU, Japan, ROK etc. It's moronic.

might start watching if we need less than 10 to win

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they can't even sanction fucking north korea or iran into oblivion

this is fucking delusional

lyon pls take wicket

BIZNIZ IDEA SMASH LYONS FOR 6

>It should be done by leading a broad coalition of Western states to sanction them into oblivion.

Yeah I'm sure all those cuck leaders like Merkel, Macron and Scott Morrison will get right on that mate.
(literally not a possibility)

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North Korea is basically oblivion m8

Business idea: bald people aren't allowed to play tests.

need archer to take lyons head off

>Paine will never tell you that you are a world class bowler after every delivery you make, regardless of outcome

>89 NOW LADS

Nice maths tpain

Remember to buy yourself a suit lads

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[Yea Forums's business and finance board] [Nintendo Entertainment System] idea: make anime girls real and make the official /cric/ anime T20

8 and 9, mate.

archer is cooked lads

The EU would never agree to that. They're desperate to become a power in their own right and oppose American foreign policy for the sake of it, largely.

Business idea. Make bowlers wear helmets

86 TO GO

Iran is really struggling too.

runs flowing freely now lads, it's all over

Lads, is the queen dead?

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They absolutely would. China is stealing EU technology as much as they are doing it to everyone else.

EU are protectionist fucks. They hate the Chinese.

>tfw too muscly up top and too slim below ribs for a good looking suit

the more runs england score, the closer they get to winning

82 TO GO

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do not understand this opsm ad lads

W O R R I E D
O
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FUCKIN WHAT???

THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT
>GIRLS
>MOTORBIKES
>HOMOSEXUALITY
>ETERNAL LOVE
>SACRIFICE FOR MOTHERLAND

NOBODY TALKS ABOUT THE FUCKING SCORE. HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

WTF IS THIS SHIT

might save this for when I get out of the slog of tertiary education, cheers

Business idea: Gary get wicket

They're all taking China's side, they're all beating the "muh free trade = prosperity for everyone" drum.
No one was even talking negatively about China before Trump came along.

getting pretty nervous lads

What's the consensus on waistcoats

this is getting hard to watch

l-lads, we're not gonna lose this right haha? :D

What are we drinking lads

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>82 runs to get archer, broad and leach

don't know why, we've fucked this.

This is the post that saved England thank me later
youtu.be/vgiDcJi534Y

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Just made a sausage sandwich lads

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reckon England really wants to win this one

Surprised there hasn't been some uproar about this jack links ad yet lads.
>Women being moral
>Man goes behind her back
>Praised
Some Women are definitely seething after seeing that

What's trickier is finding the right suit for you given your hair and skin tone

When will that coward Paine do the decent thing and concede the test so we can start thinking about Old Trafford?

no haha :D that'd be so humiliating haha

What's Buttler's average for 2019 in all formats? Can't be much more than 15

Big fan of the reverb/delay on the voices. Adds to the viewing experience. India truly are the thinking mans broadcasters

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What sauce did you go for?

2.60

No one like Trump given he threatens them over something everytime they meet.

The EU has been taking steps to restrict the Chinese in their own right.

And Trumps tariff's are pretty stupid. If you want to take on China, sanction Huawei, Alibaba and Tencent into the dirt. Putting a tariff on umbrellas does fuck all.

i hope australia dont win t b h

There's no way this happening

I though smoking my way through this would help but now I'm high and anxious

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You now remember Jason Roy

grim

would be good for cricket if the Aussies let us have this one

9 or 9.5? 9.5 so we'll give you ten

Based pothead.

Seriously though why would you EVER smoke by yourself?

put on some jams brotha

australia could do with three wickets here

>Putting a tariff on umbrellas does fuck all

Wait I thought you were just saying it was going to crash the U.S economy and make all the middle class homeless?
Now it's going to do fuck all?

>the best form of this game
Oath

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We'd genuinely be better off getting Leach to open. Even if he gets out in single figures the rest of the series it's not a downgrade.

Europe is too hostile to the Republican Party to make political cooperation viable. From a popular Democrat President it could be possible, but not under Trump's administration. Most likely not from any Republican administration.

Hey lads, I once saw David Warner in real life. He walked past me at Taronga Zoo, and I yelled out "Hey David! How you going mate!?" and he told me to piss off.
Good times, good times.

u think? noooooooooooooo.

Why do English commentators keep shilling test cricket as the best version? Not exactly a revolutionary idea

Daily reminder that taking the wicket of a black man is racist

NOTHING'S GONNA CHANGE MY LOVE FOR YOU OUGHT TO KNOW BY NOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
ONE THING YOU CAN BE SURE OF
I'LL NEVER ASK FOR MORE THAN YOUR LOVE

kek
>If you want to take on China
put your glasses on pal

>still putting the periscope up

Based nigger sabotaging England.

That would be The Hundred (100) (TM ECB) sweetie

I guess you rubbed him the wrong way.

Thread theme
youtu.be/DzQy-EsNfuM

i remember thinking this when i was about 15 lol

kek actually believable

dubs and Jofra Fartcher take a bouncer to the neck and dies

f

Dubs and Broady hits a 6 for the win

Well does it have an effect or not?
Or does it somehow magically only have an effect on Americans but not the chinese?

>cider
tits and timestamp plez

You would think for someone bowling 90mph regularly and a FC batting average of 30 he would have figured out how to play the short ball

I clearly said it's just going to create an economic shock all round. It's not going to curb China's ascent at all in the long term.

This is a daft post. Trans-atlantic cooperation has always been bipartisan until Trump came along. Dwight D. basically created NATO

embarrassing

I FUCKING TOLD YOU AUSSIE CUNTS.

ENG ARE ABOUT TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. DO NOT GET OUT BEFORE THE 3RD DAY.

WHY DIDN'T YOU FUCKING LISTEN TO ME?

FUCKING ROOS

15 year old you was smarter than current you I guess, probably all those solo pot sessions melting your brain desu

But it is true. If I was gonna make something up, I'd at least make it funny. That's just how it happened.

>smith literally seething

>english commentators constantly go on about how 4 days tests would be a disaster
>england team keeps collapsing or bowling the opposition out cheaply so matches finish in 4 days
They must be seething.

brown

dubs and archer smashes a bouncer back at the bowler, who takes it in the neck and dies

I think you are forgetting the part of the story where you tried to pick him up feed him peanuts before recognizing him

Arrack and soda with stout beer in between

Might buy some Smeg lads

his argument is:
>it won't do much damage to China
>it will do too much damage to the US
howling at your poor reading skills

NOAH NOAH NOAH

But it's going to hurt the U.S longterm?

based

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can feel the game slowly slipping away lads

LESS THAN 80

$50 on dropped catch by Khawaja at leg slip in the next 15 minutes.

>tell dipshit to get off
What did he mean by this

Acceptable.

what was that red shit that lad had on his ear

This is the partnership.

We're actually going to lose lads

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK AAAAAAA

NO THIS CANNOT
BE

MY GOD WE'VE BLOWN IT WE HAD IT IN OUR HANDS BUT LET IT GET AWAY FROM US. AUSTRALIAN IN THE UK BTW

Literally how?

It was
>Tell dispshit to get off the road

based black man

The only reason people rate Buttler highly is because Indians brown nose him #fact

I clearly said it's not going to have any long term impact on Western jobs/security

>it won't do much damage to China
its literally crippling their economy

Dubs and Joffra hits a 6, which flies into stands, smashes through the window of the team box and hits Steve Smith in the neck again.

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fuck.

brb necking myself

EIGHT

POSTRALIA GETTING B L A C K E D

Say it with me:
Sir Jofra Archer

>Drinking Trappist beers in the sun on the France/Belgium border. I'd eased off to the 8% blond, but that run-out has got me back on the 12%er...
>Dan, Terdeghem

BIG
AND
BLACK

kek

Ask him m9.

"Hazlewood unsure whether to stop the boundary or go for the catch. He did neither"
I assure you he did at least one Nasser

WELL THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WHINGING ABOUT CUNT?

BASED BLACK MAN

SIR JOFRA ARCHER

>archshit
OH NO NO NO NO

GONE
GOT HIM
FUCK OFF THE PITCH CUNT

*bee's in /cric/*

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fuck sake

Dumb cunt, got too cocky

BASED BLACK MERCENARY

OH NO NO NO

TAKE THAT YOU GOD DAMN NNNNNNO GOODER

no :(

Colonised!

haha

>time for bread

GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFF CUNT
GET THE FUCK OFF THE GOD DAMN FUCKING PITCH

get fucked nigger

/r/ing this but with Garry's face.

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NICE SHOT YOU FUCKING STUPID CUNT GET OFF THE FUCKING GROUND YOU ABSOLUTE CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE FUCK OFF

GONE FUCK OFF BACK TO THE COTTON FIELDS

BACK TO THE COTTON FIELDS YOU NIGGER

Just give it a whack lads

FUCK OFF

CATCH UNDER PRESSURE

BASED FUCKING HEAD

HE'S DONE IT AGAIN

Based retard Archer throwing the game

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sounds like there is alot of aussies in the crowd

I'd be absolutely seething at Archer if I was an England fan tbqh
What a dumb cunt

black man bad
bald man good

THIS NIIIINCOMPOOP

Bye nig

reporter for vice news here. i am shocked by the racism towards brave jofra archer. /cric/ will be shut down >:(

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Lmaoing at you buddy

why did they suddenly decide to slog?

COLONISED

F

kek what a fucking retard. why's the dumb black fella trying ot slog 70 runs instead of batting it out with stokes. does he not know there is a day and a half left

BROADY TIME PREPARE YOUR ANUS CUNTS

saxon

Step across the boundary.
Cheating.

>slogging with 70+ runs needed
why are west indians such fucking brainlets

"PARTICIPATION"
>"PARTICIPATION"
"PARTICIPATION"
>"PARTICIPATION"
"PARTICIPATION"
>"PARTICIPATION"
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Why just Archer?

smoking weed by yourself is literally life's greatest pleasure you plen

bunch of dumb cunts

This is what you get for selecting mercs. Nigger didn't want to be out there.

KEK

Trying to bat Lyon out of the attack perhaps.

kys indians

Not impressed with the unnecessary racism

He's a typical overly self-confident nog who thinks he's Chris Gayle and wants to win the game himself for the glory.

Is anyone left other than Stokes any good at batting?

The worst thing that could happen for England is that they actually win this match - the selectors will feel their choices will have been justified, the lineup will remain unchanged and there'll be yet another collapse next test

I'm seething at all of the England batsman

They literally could've done it. He wanted his hollywood moment the daft lad.

It can still happen

>literally life's greatest pleasure
This is why people look down on potheads. Embarassing.

>coming out in a jumper

unironically worried lads, Broad can give it a pretty good whack when he wants to

leach

Reckon there may be a surge of racial abuse on twitter in Britain again lads

haha imagine if we hadn't got all out for 67 in the first innings

Stuart Broad, more like Stuart Fraud. Am i rite lads?

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>broad trying to cheat
not surprised

>needing recreational drugs to enjoy life
Also
>England trying to cheat again

same old england
always cheating

Trans-Atlantic cooperation between the US and France/Germany has been non-existent for decades.

ENGLAND CAUGHT CHEATING AGAIN

>Broad trying to get off strike

Same old England, always cheating

Hello this is the natural game police, anyone criticise archer or bairstow for playing their natural game and we will post mean things about you on reddit

don't people literally get arrested for that? wouldn't risk it 2bh

>Broad cheating again

i'm sorry you're dependent on others for emotional well being

thought cummins was gonna collide w/ him

woulda been seething

Germany is literally occupied buy the US Army

GONE FUCK OFF

STUART FRAUD

smashed it

LOL

Here. We. Go!

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Even watching the replay I was hoping it would have happened, imagine the fucking scenes

retarded post i've seen all year

COLLAPSE

He got out just to stay comfy

>FRAUD

Ill be the first Aussie to say it: Pattinson looking cooked here. Holy fuck what a ball Pattinson confirmed fresh

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

GET FUCKED CUNT

fuckin got him

GONE FUCK OFF CUNT
NICE REVIEW LMFAO

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GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFF
GET THE UFCK OFF THE FUCKING PITCH YOU CHEATING DOGCUNT
DONT THINK THE REVIEW SYSTEM WILL SAVE YOU CUNT
FUCK THE FUCKING FUCK OFF

GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH CUMBRAIN POM BATSMEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH YOU JUST COST ME SHITLOADS OF COIN

ITS COMING HOME LADS

>Is dependant on drugs for pleasure
>Gets salty about others actually having friends
Grim

GONE FUCK OFF CHEATING CUNT

>only a day and a half left

think we need to start slogging lads

yeah i'll insta review that mate

GONE GONE GONE GET OFF THE FIELD THATS PLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMB CUNT

GONE GOT HIM FUCK OFF

would love for pattinson to bum me

>giving him the old sandshoe crusher

BASED PATTINSON DRAGGING UP OLD WOUNDS

Where it belongs!

NEVER DOUBTED

THAT IS WHAT YOU GET YOU CHEATING FUCK
FUCK OFF BACK TO THE PAVILLION

couldn't have happened to a nicer guy lmao

I'm starting to think England aren't going to win lads.

What serious cooperation has there been?

bit of a task from here

ITS STAYING HOME

SOMEONE MAKE A LAUGH AT ENGELE THREAD ALREADY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LIVE BY THE NOG DIE BY THE NOG

>cheating

that's what you get baka no shame

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SAME OLD STUART
ALWAYS CHEATING

ITS COMING HOME

FUCK OFF ENGLAND

Get lost New Zealand. You are not welcome on this thread.

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The COWARD stuart broad tries to hide at the non-strikers end

It never left lad

its already home you dense cunt

>crossing at the end of the over to put Fraud on strike

Iran (prior to Trump exploding the deal). Ukraine. Libya. Balkans

Fuck Chappelli is based

Heard Leach got a concussion in the changing rooms and Cook has to replace him

FRAUD EXPOSED

reckon australia need a wicket here

How many ashes has India won?

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based!

how fucking dumb are england

all they needed was one bloke to hang around with stokes

Next up is the incel terrorist Leach

>le glasses man

always worried about le glasses men desu

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based geography teacher in at #11

Maybe I am retarded

>a fucking 67

come on stuart, you've never had an abo woman in your life

INEVITABLE CELEBRATION THREAD

Reminder that England are still champions of the world regardless of this result

Tim Paine is going to be an Ashes winning captain in England lads.

Not Punter
Not Clarke
Tim

*slogs 10 runs and gets out*
oopsies lolo

God damn, for such an ugly mug...

Um that’s not bairstow or archers natural game sorry

Will stokes end on 67 not out? Would be poetic

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>letting tim paine win the ashes
Embrassing desu

rude m8

Wonder if they'll make any changes for the next test.

check your mum's pussy, there's a clue in there

Root needs his captaincy stripped.

Based and redpilled

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make stokes captain

he's the only one with a bit of brains

It doesn't feel much of a consolation, honestly.

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95 iq poms condemned england to defeat by cheering 80 iq carribean not realising it would embolden him to make rash decisions

YOU WILL NEVER DO THIS........

YOU WILL NEVER BE RELEVANT

SSSSSHHHHHHHHH

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I think Tim Paine is handsome no homo

Serves England right. This isn’t soccer. Should be made to field a team of Englishmen.

He almost threw it away this very match, definitely undeserved.

Excuse me pause the game

My glashes are fogging up

Fuck off yank, The Ashes are bigger than your shitty little (((World Cup)))

pathetic

LITERALLY this
The crowd literally cost England the Ashes

>The Ashes are bigger than your shitty little (((World Cup)))
lol no

never in doubt lads

>0 (ZERO) steve smiths
>still win

ALL MEMES ASIDE....

THEY UNIRONICALLY HAVE OUR FLAGS ON THEIRS

>preemptive bong cope
beautiful stuff lads.

Hopefully he cops a bouncer to the back of the head and dies on 63, that'd be more poetic if you ask me.

/thread

Ah well - I wanted more meaningful tests. Good effort to get up towards 300. At least you told your filthy media to put a sock in it.

Just end this quickly so I can go out and get some sun

Our footy team has even more non-whites and hasn't won anything for well over 50 years.
It is a crap strategy no matter the sport.

Wonder if the english batsmen will go on this time next year and hope for a good innings

england's best player isn't even english LMAO

sorry m8. It's just banter.

ya seethe?

lad...

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>this time next year i'll have a dick
Yeah, nah, not watching that shit.

based howard

Oi cunt, don't be like that.

Finish this quickly so I can enjoy the rest of the bank holiday please mates

I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR

After this performance will Archer start playing for the windies?

>johnny in the stands
onya lad

and we have our hands on your ashes

>he drinks a whiskey drink,
>he drinks a vodka drink,
>he drinks a lager drink,
>he drinks a cider drink,
>he sings the songs that remind him of the good times,
>he sings a song that reminds him of the better times

hahahahaha love leeds

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Going for a smoke, don't let Leach get out

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Lad, all tests are meaningful
Playing for the world rest championship m8

Bet these mongoloids bat 500+ totals in both the dead rubbers

just think, a little bit of common sense in the first innings and this would have been won by now

>implying Leach can't hang with Stokes for the win

A test series between fucking bangladesh and zimbabwe is more important than any ODI shit

Please finish this with Stokes on 67.
It would be absolute pottery.

lad...

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Who's MotM today?

STOKES ONE MAN TEAM

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it was actually on ffs

Yes, Kiwis are welcome. All are welcome except for Leaves and burgers. Agreed?

reminder that it's only because of shitty Brit weather this passed the 3 day mark

TONK

is Leach the new >le glasses man

Labuschagne

>england needs 67 runs to win
>ben stokes has scored 67 runs
>A FUCKING 67

lol no

Not that it matters now, but reminder that Poot dropped Labuschange on 14.
>terrible captain
>throws his wicket away
>drops catches

Stokes

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glad I haven't seen us face a ball this series

would have been torture

business idea: 4th test is a labuschagne v stokes 1v1 match of backyard cricket

marnoose

Lab-lasagna

So even if >we steal a win from here we’ve got to make changes for the next test, at minimum Buttler and Roy have to go, who comes in? For me Olly Pope for Buttler at 6, and god knows with >Roy

Can't argue with that - unless Stokes overthrowes Engkeks to the win

Marnus

Make it French cricket.

Giving him captaincy never made any sense to me. Just let him bat.

Yes Kiwis are welcome, only Kiwis..... and indians because we can't get rid of them (there's enough of them already in our countries that they'll find a way to post anyway)

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Joffra wicket reaction

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>and god knows with >Roy
Sir
Alistair
Cook

>he thinks they can still win

Fucking cazzies

As in replacing Vettori?
No, Vettori is always le glasses man.
Leach is the incel terrorist.

thanks, none of us saw it the first time.

Stokes will probs get it for his bowling spell though on top, Marnus got dropped 3 times and out on a no ball so it wasn't really too amazing

Almost feels like racism when you see it all like this.

cringe

looks like Muhmoose Labiashave has MotM

Sibley and Malan

OMG they actually choked.

Typical England

>posted too early to get in the screenshot

englel finna lose by no more than 30

missed a few

Woakes has looked tired this test, and Root doesn't seem to trust him to bowl too much with whatever injury he's carrying, so I'd bring Curran in for him as well.

Big task when you start trying to farm the strike and only deal in boundaries.

MATM SAVE ENGLADESH!!!

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Foakes

SAME OLD AUSSIES, ALWAYS WINNING

Plenty of work to do yet boys. This'll go down to the wire

he must be tired by now, my back would kill

Yeah Stokes isnt going to roll over and die

should unironically send this to vox or vice and see if they run it LMAO

I reckon Paine is cock smoker.

>Fartcher
kekking

Sorry about that, mate. Take care of yourself.

>Harris dabbing
Absolutely based Aussie

why is he going after the bowling? there's still the rest of today and the whole of day 5 to go

Pulling ourselves back into this lads....

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At least we've got one batsmen. Just need six or seven more.

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Where did it go wrong today, lads? The Root wicket or the Bairstow one?

>Jamila
Awful name tbqh, is probably a houso and deserves it

pretty racist, should be ashamed

Ben Stokes biopic when?

It went wrong for you the second the 2019 ashes were announced.

Think it went wrong when your entire team got bowled out for 67 mate.

Buttler run-out

bairstow

yes

a few more runs in the first innings would have helped

I don't get it. what's the big deal here?

>took us 12 editions to finally win a cricket WC, by which point all the other big sides had already won at least one, a few of them even several times over
>beat NZ due to a tiebreaker
>even shittier at tests
Tbg the whole thing makes me feel suicidal.

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Bairstow, the ginger duo looked so solid then one retarded shot and the game goes

>today
Go back to sniffing petrol, Abo.

Unironically think bowling first was the correct decision.

>get one ball at Leach
>bouncer

epic reaction for reddit

Gonna have to use the darkest available blue filter on the camera for that semi translucent wranger...

concussing smith in the last test leading to labradmanschange to be subbed in and scoring 150+ across both innings

Stokes is going to do it, isnt he?

meh still better than Choke Africa

He thinks it will be an epic screenshot of an iconic moment which he'll be able to repost in the years to come and get plenty of (You)s.

>bowling bouncers at the speccy kid

Fuck off lads be sporting

yeah pretty dumb 2bh

getting nervous lads

No, he'd need 160+, no way

LADS?????????

Shall be leaving when the last wicket goes, so I’ll just say it now: congratulations Aussies a deserved win and I hope we can at least draw the series

Don't think it's over yet desu

This is unironically kino

Literally not even 4 on an Australian ground. that pisses me off

How come on cricket pitches there are always loads of other wickets on the pitch, other than the one being used?

Are these used for training on or something?

HAPPENING

hehe lads we're not really gonna let chokes save englel right hehe haha hohoho unless?

Marnus is a legend, but Smithy would have gotten 400 in total.

dunno, the slog could probably be the end of him

Yeah and it didn't go wrong today, chap, it went about as good as it could.
It went wrong when your entire team got bowled out for 67.

Yes!
He's going 20/20!
This is gonna be good!

Uhh guys

If Aus wins this but we manage to draw the series we win the urn based on sixes scored right?

Smith wouldn't have been run out

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Stokes bored, going to fuck smash it now, BASED

>"Where did it go wrong today, lads"
>all the spacker aussies talk about things that didn't happen today
Why are they so dumb, fellas?

SWITCH HIT

unironically this. today has been pretty tight by England all things considered

WOW, fuken WOW

WHAT THE FUCK

SAME OLD AUSSIES ALWAYS CHEATING.

NO THIS CANNOT
HAPPEN

based

ahah work called lads

good lord

Yes yes well done Australia, However.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

thats a cricket shot

SIR Ben Stokes

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Not going to lie that was a beautiful shot.

Bring on CUMMO and kill this lad please.

it's ogre

Great shot

Squeeky bum time

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General cricket play reaction.
(You)s please.

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WTF

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pathetic aussies paying off the umps

>crash into a tree yesterday
>why is my car broken today

W H A CK
A
L
L
O
P

Fuck it, go engel

>this'll be a single
>reverse hits for 6

Actually really worried here lad
Like fuck stokes
NZ hurry up and take him back

t-this isn't really happening right lads????

kek

have to wake up at 6:30 but the cricket's getting close, lads what do I do

stop it

Holy shit, I'm actually going for Stokes. It will be amazing if he actually does it!

They are "growing" new ones.

NEW

This sport is fucking outstanding sometimes

what the FUCK is going on

FUVK

Get LYON OFF

Don't worry lads, it's in the bag

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getting tense lads

God I want stokes to hit the winning runs. GO ON LAD

W-we are going to win still, right lads?

yup

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How can one ginger be so fucking based?

kino

come on over lads
victory is inevitable trust me haha

this is like some gay odi game now

You know, i don't want England to win but if Stokes muscles this out I wouldn't even be too mad. it'd be fuckin extraordinary

...

If Stokes pulls this off, I won't even be mad.
But PLEASE England, if he does, drop root as Captain and replace him with this lad.

tend to just ignore them in /cric/. annoying insufferable breed of people

86.4% through this

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KEK

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In literally the exact same position lad

Might go to bed soon and hope

go go go go

he's very red

cheeky tenner on the draw

only 50 more runs ya poof, won't take an hour

which is why he will never be captain

STOP WASTING TIME

Adding this innings to kinos women will never understand

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This.

this is the over

Fucking hell Leach is gonna get out any second now.

>Leach is 28
Cunt looks ancient

He kind of is.

BOWL SOMETHING FULL U DUMB CUNTS

Why does our number 11 have a better defensive shot than our opener reee