/mlb/

gotta respect those odds

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Reminder that BAJP is a fat fuck with a fake Waffle House gf

schwarbro...where is Gallie man??? ;(

idk, I respect his privacy and have faith he'll be back

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D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
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>Tfw dont even have a fake gf

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Philthies gonna lose the series to the Fish and Nola gets exposed even harder than the bullpen guy pretending to be a starter roflmao. Cap this shit.

>tfw not the 2019 NL Cy Young

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OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

he still has a legitimate shot, his era may have shot up by half a run in 2 starts but it's still better than everyone else's by a long mile plus still has best whip in nl

you usually only cap unlikely things

What the fuck did I say last thread.

DO NOT BULLY

only prob i have with this cartoon is jules is wearing heel when she HATES heels, she loves to only wear socks or be barefoot when she has sex which is alway and why she split with Ben, Ben was kind of low-test if you know what I mean

Its to show Philthies fans that even their *ace* is garbage against teams like the Fish, and to continue shitting on them for thinking them still thinking they can made it to the wildcard.

We got way too cocky, Metsbros. It's all downhill from here.

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oh here comes the TRIP you asshole

sniff sniff
I suspect this is perhaps a falseflag it HAS to be

Which team would be most likely to hold a porn star event?

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dodgers, or whatever team ends up in vegas (if ever)

The florida teams could really use an extra fan

I'd wager it would be Montreal since they are always exposed anyway.

CUBBIES GOING ROUGE AGAINST THE LEAGUE!
chicagotribune.com/sports/cubs/ct-cubs-rogue-uniforms-joe-maddon-20190824-r5ucwleyorcehjlgh2vn46of7u-story.html

>Muncy admitted that he flopped to keep the tying run from scoring
Lol well played I guess

Montreal whores are the traditional non-porn kind

Who can stop the Detroit juggernaut?

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Max Muncy sounds like a red headed freckled kid in a spunky kids detective novel.

A lot of baseball players have those kinds of names. Like Scooter Gennett.

>Baltimore
The absolute state of those scrubs, they even suck at being bad. Also what the hell happened to the Rockies?

i'm going to indians game today :D

I don't think it's fair that the AL can keep hoarding all the top picks

Job Pederson sounds like a guy who shoved scooter into a locker then grabbed his oneitis’s ass

42nd for The Washington Baseball Eagles

Well, damn.

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Does anyone want to come over to my place to drink and watch basedball

no you fucking LOSER

Sure, but no homo.

Can’t wait for manfred to kill himself when the world series isn’t dodgers yankees

yeah it's astros and who the fuck cares cause they already won

>nearly got swept by Oakland
Nah

Aug 7, 2019

Me: Despite their recent hot streak, the Mets are never going to make the playoffs
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Me: Reasons and history
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Facts and research
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Fast forward to August 25, 2019
Me: The Mets season is over
Mets fans:

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as opposed to a team that got swept by oakland and the tloses. sure

ok but they are winning it all this year right? mets fans keep telling me this

Yes.

the marlins are an immoral organization

everyone who follows baseball even a little bit knows that the Marlins do not care about winning. As soon as they have any good players ever they are immediately traded so that the Marlins don't have to pay a big contract. To my knowledge they're the only team in major American professional sports that is like this, but nobody cares

They’re paying one of their relievers 15 million la

You wanna make it 3 straight?

My best friend is a Mets fan and he never learns. He got extremely cocky during the Mets' hot streak this month but he's quiet now. He did the same thing when they were 11-1 in 2018. They're all like that kek

season isnt over yet. the braves are the toughest team they'll face anyway. Not saying they'll make it, but they arent dead just yet

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>the Braves have to fly to Colorado to play a single game just so they can fly to Toronto
make-up games are retarded if you don’t play a series with that team again

Mets win da eries omigosh I'm so happy :DDDD

REMINDER: Yankees were robbed a victory yesterday

dodgers clause :^)

>file deleted
fuck jannies

>NEW JOMBOY CONTENT

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T. UrinatingTree shill

>IF HE HATES JOMBOY HE MUST LIKE SOMEONE THAT I HATE BASED ON MY IMMATURE FANBOYISM.

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phoneposter go away

astros desu

>hmmm... this poster is really irking me. I need some way to get him back, but I don’t want to give him attention. I just won’t give him a (you)! It’s basically a downvote!

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uh oh I got given the man with glasses and a neckbeard. Clearly I am in the wrong

>jannie
Cry more redditor

>implying some assblasted janny didn't come across it first

How so?

because fuck jomboy and you dont need to post the open mouth man every time

based schwarber self aware at how bad most of the cubs nicknames are

Did you sit in the bog today user

>losepez

You may only post ITT if your team has benefited from the Pirates being the most inept franchise in baseball.

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Indians robbed the Reds blind. Bauer is trash.

When will the hurting stop?

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See? I told you the Philthies would get assblasted again today and their *ace* gets exposed. Not one of you deluded fags believed me, but honestly good because my Braves are guaranteed to win the division now with such an easy schedule this upcoming month!

Good post

Joan Jett is hotter now.

...SIGH...GAH...MY Mets won't win but I'll root for the Brave Brothers to take it... GACKT...

can you shut up?

It's okay. They make up for it by having a shit ton of games against the Orioles, Jays, Tigers, Royals, Mariners, White Sox, Angels and Rangers.

MEST MEEEEST MEEEEEEEEEST

we get it you hate the mets

We got way too cocky, Metsbros... It's all over now. We'll finish below .500 and 4th place in the division.

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Just the fans.

>indians call up an asian guy named yu chang
>he puts "you" on his nickname jersey
>wears the number 2
>you 2
nice meme, yu chang.

And Pete Alonso.

shut up wojaknigger

And Tim Tebow. Not technically a Met, but........

Shut up already.

Thanks for reminding me why Mets fans are the worst. .

If the corpse of Felix Hernandez stops embarrassing himself and retires right now, does he make the hall of fame? He had a great nine year stretch, but fell off the wagon hard.

SHUT. UP.

MEST

KEK KEK

14 STRIKEOUTS AND THEY STILL LOSE BY 1

DE GROM

WHY IS GSELLMAN STILL EMPLOYED HERE

KEK KEK

NO BULLI

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He shouldn't, but he probably will.

You forgot the Philthies you deluded fool.

The Mets are just awful.

METSBROS, WE SHOULDN'T HAVE CELEBRATED TOO MUCH. NOW OUR DREAMS ARE CRUMBLING BEFORE US AGAIN.

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Hey stop bullying the White Sox by taking their mascot.

based jannys can't handle bants edition

SHUUUUUUUUT UUUUUPPPPP

>gusb

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>mest
>muh home games

You're thinking of the Cubs and their cheating talking scoreboard.

I don't think he's quite a hall of famer, no. He is definitely close, though.

Yeah. Them too.

Give me the rundown on this.

>phillies

refer to

HAHAHAHAHA
>Mest

TIGER WOODS SZN

for me it's the jew york swepts

nice

lmao poor deGrom and Syndergaard

Are the Mets still having a parade or what?

>His "contending" team's win total starts with 7

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For me? It’s the 1st place Atlanta Braves.

Yes. It's right after the Mariners one for winning the first 2 weeks of April.

Yankees don't play the Orioles anymore.

For me, it's Asian women and the Dodgers.

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mets are worse

>8 in a row for win 80th
>swept the Mests
>Lillie’s lose a another series to the fish

If the Cusbs can manage to not be at least completely pathetic and useless this will be one based day

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gacket

>AL “ace” pitcher moves to NL
>gets exposed
SAD!

>If the Cusbs can manage to not be at least completely pathetic and useless

Asking a lot.

>yfw philthies, mest, cusb, broors, jints, and sneks all finish the season 80-82 and tied for the second wild card

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>Mest have actual pitchers and not just one
>Worse than the Philthies
found the literal brainlet.

it'll be an entire playoffs before the playoffs

Not much since the only competition is against said They gonna make second place seed easily.

If the Phillies suck, and the Mets have a worse record than them, what does that say about the Mets?

Both are shit.

4 way wild card game?

It's called the Mest were missing two of their best starters in most of the series vs from injury perhaps?
Philthies are the bigger shit here don't kid yourself.

>Philthies are the bigger shit here don't kid yourself.
That's not what the standings say.

So who is gonna get sucked off more tonight, dodgers or yankees?

ya gotta be kidding me

>yankees night baseball on espn.

the cubs are wearing the regular unis today

Every team has injuries. The Braves have won eight in a row and just swept the Mets despite having Swanson, Markakis, Riley, McCann and Inciarte simultaneously on the DL right now.

Kek unironically find the little league world series more entertaining than the mlb.

>pedo

Why is everyone so fucking triggered by these unis? They're black and white nothing overly flashy or over the top and it's just three games.

*spits*
stupid idiot

>that awful stomach tattoo
lol

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astros desu

>broors in the playoffs in any capacity
MLB already gave them their playoff run for the decade, not gonna happen.
>I cry evry tiem

>losedians

Based

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Yikes.

Any lads see the cricket today?

My friend, I've tried to see the cricket, but it seems like advanced tee-ball.
Please share top highlights so I may understand and enjoy.

swept :)

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losedians kek

Fucking gnats just lose fuck

AL wild card is rays A's
no. let the cubs slide

>gusb

cusb

gg rangers

Fuck you cubs. Worthless ass motherfuckers.

Just wait for the cheating scoreboard to activate. This game isn't over.

What is this fucking wooooo-ing shit you guys do at sports events. Its worse than your piss-weak chanting and I dont even understand what the wooing is for.

>cheating scoreboard
care to elaborate?

This asshole is trolling us don't give him anuy (Yous) for this

>asshole
reddit likes to use that a lot

Im genuinely curious. What Is it? Ive heard it in several sports

its stupid. Ignore all cubs fans. hide all cubs fans. report all cubs fans

>alcohol

>darvish, hendricks and lester
vs
>stroman, syndergaard, and degrom
who wins?

The gay lobby

the atlanta braves

love em

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shit team
shit franchise
lmao @ their shitty WS record

this is meant for
also what's with the mets and cubbie wubbies losing on the same weekend?

Cubmetbraves broship

fuck off

When the Mets fall out of contention this week, you know what's going to happen.

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There is literally nothing wrong with this.

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>Lopez lasted five innings and 80 pitches, leaving due to dehydration and flu-like symptoms
Was wondering why he didn't stay in longer.

this has GOT to be a falseflag

Yeah. He had a no hitter going, right?

astros desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu

CUNNY
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CUNNY
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CUNNY
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Asshole alert

you can only reply to this post if your team is riding an 8 game winning streak

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But I wanna know why they do it. Is it supporting their team? intimidatory? heckling?

houston astros

stupid wanker

Yep. Though he was at 80 pitches so I doubt he would be in too much longer. Still nice to see things improving even if its just little things like that for the Sox.

scuba kek

It's a pro-wrestling thing.
WOOOOOO!!!!

Find this asshole

schwarbie bros represent!

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Honestly, cunny

I want this asshole's IP. I want his daily routine. I want the names of his coworkers. I want the names of his friends. I want to know their family's names. I want him found. Pronto.

cunny!

My Mets going all the way this year

cunny is fine but honestly astros desu

yeah all the way to offseason KEK

GOT 'EM!

>DOUBTING THE HOME CUBS
I TOLD YOU ALL

told me what? they still suck

Yanks

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if you absolutely needed a team to win one game, which team would you trust less: Phillies or Mets

>mest

the one with the most losses in franchise history around the league

literally who can stop the Cardinals?

my team

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>pubes

KEK SCUBA

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SCUBA KEK CUBBIES

>home cusb

>losing three (3) straight games at home
scuba is kill

Braves keep winning

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>home scuba
redcryinglaughingemoji.jpg

kek skuba kek

who gives a shit about freddie freeman and the goblinos? you should be >scuba posting.

>ESPN game
I sleep

nyy v lad gamethread

>can't win on the road
>get swept at home

LMAO scuba

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HATE TO SEE IT
>GUSB
YA HATE TO SEE IT

Scuba doos

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Mest are going to sweep the scuba

LMAO BABY I TRUST YOU, I TRUST YOU

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I'd hit it.

LAUGH AT HIM HAHAHAHAAHAH

kusb

scuba lmao

>gusb

>kuba

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>IN THE MIRE

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Who gives a shit if some team is losing again. My team is winning, and freddie freeman is based but so is Josh Donaldson.

WOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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Json would beat you within an inch of your life like he did to Ben

That's HIS white bitch

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You now remember that the Chicago White Sox had to blow up their entire roster because of a 12 year old kid.

Based.

You now remember your Cubs WS MVP is a literal cuckold and his having most of his assets taken from him in a divorce when it has his wife that committed the adultery.

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Hell of a series Bravesbros. It was an honor and a privilege to lose to the better team. Can't wait to see what y'all do in the posts eason y'all are scary!

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2-game sweep in Oakland completed
Giants take home the Bay Bridge trophy

GG A's

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That's pretty funny too, because I'm not a sox or cubs fan. Chicago can hug my nuts.

We have our moments but we need the stars to align with this bullpen

your mom can hug my nuts

>kershit

O B S E S S E D

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When this schizos personailty shifts it does a 180. See:

My Mom is a big fat lesbian. She isn't interested in your nuts. She'll lick your pussy though.

just give >us the division already, the cusb are fucking toast

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yikes

she can eat my boipussy if she wants

>waah I'm so sad my cubbies aren't winning
>HAHA STAY OBSESSED
peak mental illness

>mfw the mest, cusb and phailies playoff hopes all die on the same day.

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yea we gotta watch out for the reds, amirite?

>SOX WIN
>CUSB LOSE, LOLSWEPT
>CARDS UP BY 6 RUNS
>poor bauer : /

NATS FANS, LETS ENJOY THIS MEDIUM TRADIONAL CRUST WITH ITALIAN SAUSAGE

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go cubbies

one of those wasn't even me though

Don't mind if I do, fren. I love pizza.
Woof.

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>t. mo

>anti-cubs bandwagon are all schizos

imagine my shock.

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Deepdish or nothing from your friends on the south side.

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>proporty
Based

hot take: Mike Trout should have demanded a trade to the Phillies.

I had deepdish last weekend. I like deepdish more, but I also like traditional crust

That's a lasagna not pizza

It's 2019. Why don't pizza boxes have spell check yet?

>w-wasn't me
Pathetic

I just came here to
>mest
>cusb
>phillies

mother of god have some human empathy!

my pen made a hole in the box while I was writing the "e" , notice it looks different than the other "o" : ). it sucks you lost 1st place, you have no bullpen, your ws mvp was cuckolded and had to go into suicide therapy and end his long baseball career that way...but why be jealous of my tasty rosati's pizza?

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Braves
Marlins
Nats

NL EAST stronk

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>mest

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The Mets didn't lose any ground in the wild card this weekend

They did to the Brewers.

danm nola need a baseball team

Miami needs a new home.

>Louisiana and the south
>Yankees ever
Fake news

Look at you and your good ideas

Those lonely counties in Oklahoma and Idaho that root for the Pirates.

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KEK CUSBS
KEK SCUBA
KEK SCOOB
KEK BSUCS
KEK SCRUBS
KEK CRABS
KEK BUSCBS

ur late to the party pal

This is psychotic

as a cubs fan i just want it to end, i want it all to end

This is some SICK SHIT YO

move back to your hometown then

>Louisiana is a bastard traitor

no surprise.

as a cubs fan I just cant handle this anymore I wanna die already

And so did the cubs. Only thing different is that the mets and cubes face head to head this week. A sweep kills either teams season

as a cubs fan please just kill me already

Is there an updated version?
I wanna see the shift after the Astros won the WS.

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this is just..... absolute madness........... this is just........... too much

Why are there almost no Cardinals fans on Yea Forums expect that one fat tripfag who's actually just a White Sox fan with mental issues?

Seriously, they have a really good Yea Forums following but none of them are on Yea Forums

because cardinals fans have jobs and are functional members of society
also, I'm a cardinals fan but I don't fit either of those criteria so you just never know

As a cubs fan can i suck ya cock?

CUBS FAN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE MY LITTLE CUBBLY BWUBBWYS BACK IN FIRST PLACE YET????????????????????????????????????????????????????? UWU

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Have mercy I'm begging you

They're fair weather. You only ever see them when they're winning.

stop watching baseball if you're not a Yankee fan

you have no chance so stop wasting your time and money. You can't beat us period much less in 5 games or 7.

>be A'ss
>get swept by the vagiants

the dodgers can't beat us at home in a series. your flyover beta "teams" cant beat us. Just cancel the rest of the season and give the yankees the trophy. It's over

That Mets kid just f*cking vanished

>CHOKESHAW

Makes you wonder when the next centralbro world series will be. Probably never :(

soon

Don't worry central bro it's gonna be central bros vs central bros this year

It was inevitable.

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Who you got?

Twins-Cards this year. '87 repeat.

It's gonna be Astros/Dodgers
Astros in 6

They're winning the division right now

Cards stros

Yeah. They all showed up when they took the lead about a week ago, posting "Berds"

2005 and 2006 were central bro series with favorable outcomes.

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Based centralbro...
Stros?

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oof

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I posted this 2 months ago and a bunch of people laughed at me : )

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gonna go down to the wire

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based

Hellofa post centralbro

I gotta respect the centralbros

kek mest

I didn't laugh. The cubs look empty this year.

Analyzing this picture, it appears the last centralbros to bring the title home has been the cubs, royals and cardinals, white sox. A friendly competition must he brewing between the four big dogs! Cub royals vs card white sox! Which two will follow to make it a three way competition next?

iktfb

It really doesn't matter who wins the NL central. The Braves are going to eat them alive, but Atlanta has no chance against LA. They better hope that the Nats meme 3 wins in a short 5 games series. And even then, the Nats have a good chance against the Braves.

If you actually read, I was talking about the vs series between the Mest and the Philthies, not the Barves.

Fatlanta will never beat a centralbro lmao you fucking faggot

The Giants aren't bad, famalam. They had a winning road trip despite the close losses at Wrigley. Their record is still the product of being trash in the first half from the new regime playing musical chairs with the lineup, and the turnaround from then to now is crazy. Their biggest blemish of the past two months was the decisive Nats sweep.

I'm not saying they're still seriously in it, but the Giants are playing well right now. The Cards and Braves play them next month, and slacking off against SF would be playing with fire if the teams behind them keep pace.

Please show mercy

by 0.5 games? Means literally nothing as non brainlets know the Philthies are in deeper shit than the Mest not only as a team, but as a franchise for long term. Only people who would say the Mest are worse than the Phillthies either don't know better, or just Philthies fans in utter denial.

>That Mets kid just f*cking vanished
Well he fucking died like 7 years ago

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Also to prove a bigger point here. The Mest have a better vs record than the Philthies against the Fish overall this season.

just have some mercy I just can't handle it I want it all to end

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Because actual cards fans have lives.

Reminder that the whos were asking for Benintendo and Devgod for Sale but instead for bustcada and bustpech.

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Mental illness posting at it's peak

caption this one

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>tfw the cubbies make it into the second wildcard because everyone else is shitting the bed harder than them.
It's gonna happen and you all know it, and just signified that the wildcard round was a retarded mistake the MLB made to introducing it.

gusb

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lmao gusb kek

kek crumbs lel

I know you're desperate to find something to be happy about in your failed season but you shouldn't make things up. They tried to play hard to get and get the Red Sox to give up Moncada + Kopech + Devers, but they wouldn't budge on Devers because they didn't think anyone could realistically match a Moncada + Kopech package already.

>alabama
>not Cards country

I honestly had no idea

>the yankees are more popular in queens
Top kek

>how did this guy feel on his drive home today?
>maybe pretty good because he was in the stall of a men's room having some twink bartender sucking his cock
>but how did he feel about chicago cubs baseball?

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That's crazy when you consider the Mets made a WS more recently than their more popular crosstown rivals.

Good game, Cubs. Stay mad, Mets.

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hell of a post, schwarbro

Clayton Kershaw honestly should just be shipped off to a low-pressure, low-stress, low-expectation ringless shitter that will not even make the postseason or at best, get gaped in the first round. So that narrows it down to two: Mariners and Padres. Padres are a rival, and putting Kershaw on a rival is a disaster. Therefore, he will be shipped to Seattle ASAP.

THE YANKEES WIN
THEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN!!

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BASED

this is sick

BASED

The Yankees went 2-1 in a regular season series guys.

Now watch them lose their shit over it.

Braves/Astros it is

>win a world series preview series
that's enough for any team to boast. NIGGER

Too bad the world series is not 3 games long retard.

Wicked

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Nor will the Dodgers be in it this year. Manfred's going to shoot himself when the Nats sweep the Yankees without Bryce.

LADs how do we stop this??

LGAY!!

sorry love wife, dodgers will make the WS unless they play the cardinals and the yaks won't get past the astros. regardless, we're going to have a great meal together.

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based fat fuck, drinking some natty daddy and thinnking of ya buddy

doyers going to lose their third straight WS aren't ehy

Having a John Daly for my nightcaps.

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Play better and shut their stupid mouths up.

Yaks fags are the worst winners. IRL and Online.

Fuck the cardinals
Braves

if they do I will genuinely pity them

>el equipo de las cacas perros

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Season isnt over yet retards. Relax.

basado y rojopillado

>the bills of baseball
I don't think the MLB will let that happen.

based 2012 NL WC game

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Imagine trashing your own stadium. White trash people are the worst.

Everyone just relax. We're still in August. Just take a breather. Perhaps grab some refreshments. The season isn't over yet. We have plenty of hors d'oeuvres for everyone. I'll go grab us some fruit punch. Just kick back and relax.

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Why yes I do put lotion on my knees, thanks for noticing.

yeah, they should be more tempered like their afromerican brothers

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YAKNEES
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Hey bro, I couldn't help but take a nice long gander at ya knees

You know how many Doyer fans were talking shit all over the internet saying we were gonna get swept and humiliated? And acting like the Yankees aren't a good baseball team?
>but where's the pitching lmao
>muh Ryu
>muh Kershaw
>muh Bellinger

You reap what you sow, literally all the narratives about both teams going into this series were completely reversed. We probably would've swept you if not for one of your guys literally flopping to get umpball.

5 runs allowed over 3 games by the staff with the worst road ERA in the majors coming in.That's why we're so excited. It shows what we have can really work.

Why was the file deleted?

it involved doggie do

It wasnt an infield fly, it wasnt called an infield fly. Braves won that game and got cheated.

Just like the saints

I cant wait till the astros shit on your face.

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You're not supposed to get excited or have hope. You're supposed to be arrogant and sure about your perennial dominance. You never paid any dues. You can't be good guys. You're not even human. You're evil.

I feel bad for anyone who wasn't born in the 80s and thus didn't fully appreciate this type of kino live.

I was born in 91

if you were born after 1989 you should not be allowed to use the internet

if you can't see, the ball is between the ump, short stop and left fielder on the ground.

that is FAR too deep to be considered for the infield fly rule. Sam Holbrook (the ump) should have been investigated for rigging the game. it was plain egregious.

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just read his wikipedia article, turns out his wife died of cancer about a year and a half after this call. serves him right.

based nati. i wish my guess bauer was working out better for you guys

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Piss off with your arbitrary bullshit.
91 and still get called a goddamn boomer

guy*

wasn't just that, he was the line ump, his literal ONLY job out there was to judge fair and foul balls, he had no business whatsofucking ever making that call and he made it at the last possible second

We've gotten to their staff too. They took advantage earlier in the year and swept us in their home park when pretty much all of our starters were on the IL and the Yanks were slogging around a .500 or so record. The offense wasn't even the problem; the bullpen singlehandedly lost us 2 of the 3 games when we had the lead. Now everything is a lot better, and we almost swept them in 4 games when we met them again. They've gone on long losing streaks too, they're not invulnerable.

They should be running away with the best record in the AL with how good they are in every facet and how injured the Yanks have been. But they haven't. It'll likely be a lot closer than you think.
why are you being so mean to me :(

he gave me a filthy home debut and i actually managed to get a date to that game so i'll take whatever happens the rest of the season. i kept saying he wouldn't last through 5 and he went 7 with 11 ks and a single run allowed lmao

if you're getting called a boomer that's nobody's fault but yours my dude

I shaved my face with this post

Bravos desu yo~

too bad it wasn't your throat

Nationals, ad essere onesti, senpai.

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>scsbu

kuba

>Failed season
>Defending World Series Champions

>Defending World Series Champions
Prove it.

I remember when post 80's babbies weren't welcome here. Now they're the ones complaining about "zoomers".

Seconding this. Does anyone even know who won the world series last year and how?

Yeah, if that's the best thing you have to say about your season that would be a failed season.

I think it was the White Sox. James Shields was lights out.

post 80s as in...born after 1989...like my post said...?

I could have swore it was the dodgers that's why /mlb/ can't stop seething at them

>MLB doubles leaders
>4 of the Top 5 are Red Sox
Is their hitting coach performing some kind of wizardry?

>w-w-we have the most doubles, almost
Sad and embarrassing.

how can boomers physically be able to be up this late. real zoomer hours only

Are you aware of the field they play in?

almost like there might be a giant outfield wall that causes any ball hit 310 feet to left to have a good chance of being a double or something

>This late
>9 PM

yeah the sun isnt awake so neither should the boomers

96er reporting for duty WOOHOO!!!~~

Imagine being under 30 and spending your time online.

>This season, Boston hammered out 297 doubles and have 143 at Fenway. Last season it was 209 of 355 at home. Then comes 2017. The Red Sox hit 346 doubles, but 161 at Fenway Park.
Keep memeing faggots.

The 96ers own ya

Let's all relax by the bog

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baseball-reference.com/teams/split.cgi?t=b&team=BOS&year=2019
188 home, 109 road

imagine actually getting older lmao just neck yourself while you can. i did and i feel great

Let's all just take it back to the 2000s.... Mmmm...semi charmed life playin in the background....been out for a few years but who cares....96ers makin the 89ers seeth...yum...

>ghostposting
spooky

Charmed was a shit series

>semi charmed life
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_songs_you_fucking_hate_until_you're_drunk

imagine being exposed as a filthy liar on a Mongolian basket weaving bulletin board

Goo goo gah gah 2000 here!

>Team loses again
Truly a dark timeline

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Purple ketchup'll hit the spot for my ballpark fried mmmm

Dude what ef we were never born and this is abortion limbo

Idk how the Dodgers make people seethe when they have not won in forever.

then i want my fucken money back

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I am serious.

It's limbo money it doesn't even matter
The real world is a glittering golden utopia where cute girls are lewd in public for free

cuh

Why do the Doyers make you rage?

cuh

Look at this dude. So mad he cant even talk.

Imagine getting mad over a team that has not won in 30 years.

cuh

does that mean your limbo quads don't matter

Dodgers making ya rage? Make ya eyes sparkle with fury? HAHAH well we haven't even won in 30 years please don't harm us

I didn't say it was a bad thing just that ibelomg more with the boomers than millennials

youtu.be/cPg6JRW7Y78

> ibelomg more with the boomers than millennials
> I didn't say it was a bad thing

ah

Wincinatti shows no mercy

Damn at least take the guy out before you completely ruin him

Boomer here teehee! Nah just FUCKING kidding bro I was born in 1991 BITCH! Sometimes I feel like a boomer though I belong with em ya know

>TWITTER MAN BAD
have sex

Wazzup cuh
Oh hey sup ringe

i don’t get it

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CLOSING TIME

at least buy him a fresh new york strip before ya take him out back and fuck em like a pig. wine and dine this asshole and pull the plug when he least expects it. If there's a mess then give me a call and my guys will be there will be there with bleach and trash bags. and I dont want that pig squealing so be quick about it

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fuck, all timer

ah yes... someone call in the cleaner... wincinatti bodied a pig in heat

It's late night /mlb/ with less than 20 posts left
No comfy, only melancholy.
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scuba kek

Listed

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Idiot kek retard

I'm listing myself for sucking to many cocks

stupid fuck kek idiot

it's so funny to see the LAD in that huge outlier position
and to know that they're just pretenders

Join him on the list

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this...is truly telling...

SCUBA KEK SCUBA!!!

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCK

You can't stop it.
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kek

This general is an absolute dumpster fire.

What the fuck are you guys doing to my suggestions?

This isn't a general though, it's /mlb/

some of you are alright
dont come to the genny tomorrow

New thread

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Stop sexualizing the Haku.
She had a hard life.