>Week 3 results
Aston Villa 2-0 Everton
Norwich City 2-3 Chelsea
Brighton & Hove Albion 0-2 Southampton
Manchester United 1-2 Crystal Palace
Sheffield United 1-2 Leicester City
Watford 1-3 West Ham United
Liverpool 3-1 Arsenal
>Week 3 fixtures
AFC Bournemouth v Manchester City (Sunday 2:00pm)
Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United (Sunday 4:30pm)
Wolverhampton Wanderers v Burnley (Sunday 4:30pm)
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>AFC Bournemouth v Manchester City (Sunday 2:00pm)
0-3
>Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United (Sunday 4:30pm)
2-1
>Wolverhampton Wanderers v Burnley (Sunday 4:30pm)
1-0
>letting /epl/ die
we need a team of yanks and aussies to keep it bumped during the death hours
>AFC Bournemouth v Manchester City (Sunday 2:00pm)
0-4
>Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United (Sunday 4:30pm)
6-1
>Wolverhampton Wanderers v Burnley (Sunday 4:30pm)
2-0
not sure how it died this time
even with Yea Forums's new slowness I can't see a particular event in the catalogue that made it die
i don't know why everyone was being so positive about the arsenal performance
they were just completely laid to waste, it's like praising bournemouth for working hard against man city this afternoon after they've managed to keep the scoreline under ten
VILLA VILLA VILLAAAAAAAAAAA tbqh
>mcnulty
>any year
Hello friends is it possible to watch the Match Of The Day without being a british citizen (online)?
lads
LADS
>manure
www.soccerstreams100.com
Some handegg guy died or something
>Ole's at the wheel
American sports season just started. / epl/ is dead now
Carragher put it best on Sky Sports. In years past Arsenal were coming to Anfield and playing like they didn't care. Yesterday every player was putting in their best effort and they still got destroyed
The reality is, every other team in the league is multiple levels below City + Pool right now, and not just bending over was an improvement for Arsenal
vroom vroom
This is streaming? Am looking for yesterday's motd
W E W
E
W
so you're looking for match of the yesterday
haha yeah
Yesterdays was today's tomorrow.
Dude looks like a comic book henchman who is about to get beaten up by Batman in an edgy late '90s/early '00s series.
first goal should get reviewed by VAR van dijk had foul on guendozi, second goal soft as fuck penalty call, also arsenal didn't get penalty for same case. of course referee always doing their best to help liverpool
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>inb4 seething, cope
meant for
Stop ruining this sport with your niggers faggots
t. swarthy individual in the league as n-words
This post is a massive yikes by me
seethe
Why would I be seething? My team just brushed aside Arsenal like they are absolutely nothing, and their fans are coming up with crazy conspiracy theories to try justify it
>false flagging livershit fan
haha slip xD
cope
nigga I just went with the chart
Absolutely raging
Morning lassies
Today is the man city day.
I really like watching their football although I don't like them
Also, bump
>second goal soft as fuck penalty call
hang on true geordie admitted to it all? probably loved it to, dirty bastard faggots always going on about being exposed
shan't be watching his video
based
Puritan bullshit. Why are we booking players for taking their shirts off again?
money from sponsors
How are clubs that get promoted ever supposed to compete with the big boys? They can't invest in stadia and they lose a lot of fans/money when they get relegated again. Call me nuts but a closed system would actually be a lot fairer/more competitive (in some respects).
Clubs that get related can’t lose fans because of it if a club that could never be relegated like united, liverpool or chelsea were to be relegated then yes they would lose the vast majority of their plastic bandwagon support, but they won’t do they don’t have to worry about it. Bottom tier/relegation candidate teams like huddersfield and the like don’t have many, if any, plastic fans, and have a strong base of core of support that will never leave them
Yes, but the small clubs never have the chance to build up those bandwagon fans.
mememouth doing decent with what 8k stadium?
They're very unlikely to win the PL.
yes there are other things to do for small clubs and then we have leicester so there is always a possibility
>
Tottenham Hotspur have made it clear they remain keen to sign Paulo Dybala in January should he fail to secure a Juventus exit in the next few days. [Football Insider]
>a possibility
Which isn't probability.
>there are other things to do for small clubs
Like be shit?
so you only want a league with liverpool and city since all other teams are shit?
Those teams are good now but they won't always be on top. I would like the next top teams to be able to come from a large pack instead of just the other top 6 teams.
nice pair on her
ben stokes for the balon d'or tbqh
This is the part where we laugh at Australia
>people actually spend their entire day watching cricket
Embarrassing to be completely honest
two of the year's three best moments in sport have been on a cricket pitch (the other being the mighty reds' champions league victory)
>Manchester United have won 3/15 games in all competetions since the PSG comeback on March 6th.
where's the wolves game thread? asspee truly is ded
did i fuck up lads? I put money on O 2.5 goals on the Wolves match
hello where are the wolves streams :DD
>City fans seething because Sky took them off Main Event for the cricket despite advertising them as on it
Deserved desu, what a match
absolutely mental
better than the world cup final tbqh
best innings i have ever seen
t. Pajeet and Srikumar
>spurs vs man city second leg
>liverpool vs barca second leg
>spurs vs ajax second leg
Sorry mate, can’t see any cricket in the top three
Up the Villa 2bh lads
Coom on Burnleh
:ddd
Digits and man city wins the league again
...
For me it's Joelinton, told you he was good. Spurs need to lose this.
Didn't you hear lad? They won the "first player to dribble past Van Dijk in 50 games" trophy. They basically won the match tbqhwymf
I unironically think that Bournemouth fans are more disappointed in losing today than Arsenal fans are, I wish there was some way to measure it. The absolute state of arse
insane, pity to anyone that missed it
The best way to measure this is simply anger. If people don't react angrily, then they knew they were going to lose. All of the positivity is proof that Arsenal knew they were done. They knew they had less chance against Liverpool than Bournemouth had against City.
Expected goals have Arsenal losing by 1,8 goals and Bournemouth losing by 1,24 goals.
lads
spuds are fucking shit
so any chance for two more goals in the burnley match?
doubt it. wolves playing like shit so not probably not going to score but i dont think they're shit enough to concede two more.
damn, i'm not watching the match, but thanks
Burnely pls.
It's time
wolves are absolutely fucking shockingly bad. fatigue from europa or what?
>when your dogs hit team is down 1-0 at home and the mans in orange is starting to look kind of hot
One season wonder
>spuds
>wolves
based var
>penalty in the 98th minute
what the fuck
>90+7 pen to the save
where can i get myself a thicc jew?
Arsenal, Chelsea, United and Spurs are all shit this season. The title race is going to be boring as shit, but at least 3-6 should be fun.
It was given within the overtime, they just checked and complained for a while.
looks like that porn whore lads!
lads
LADS
>spurs
shan't be happy for the rest of the day
why is it called /epl/ and not /fapl/ ?
not too much damage done to Ole's lads
top 4 is still on
based
how do you lose to Steve Bruce
Mixed bag again lads.
>Aston Villa v Everton (Friday 8:00pm)
2-1
>Norwich City v Chelsea (Saturday 12:30pm)
2-0
>Brighton & Hove Albion v Southampton
1-0
>Manchester United v Crystal Palace
3-0
>Sheffield United v Leicester City
1-3
>Watford v West Ham United
2-2
>Liverpool v Arsenal (Saturday 5:00pm)
4-0
>AFC Bournemouth v Manchester City (Sunday 2:00pm)
0-3
>Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United (Sunday 4:30pm)
3-0
>Wolverhampton Wanderers v Burnley (Sunday 4:30pm)
1-1
How do you go from
>Best defence in the league
>tough and energetic pressing
>Fast dynamic attack
to
>Shit defence
>Slow, lethargic play
>Passing side to side outside the box with no movement off the ball
No, seriously, what the FUCK happened?
Spurs were full on painful to watch, particularly on the attack
No serious investment at the critical time of needing it (The season after the Leicester win) and all the other teams caught up
Liverpool had almost the identical story with the good football you described. The difference is the owners capitalized on it and bought big where they needed to, whereas Levy was Levy.
Spurs had their chance to break into the big teams but they blew it. This season just feels like when you stay with a gf after nearlly breaking up but knowing deep down you should have parted. It almost feels like desperation to cling on. It's too late.
Exposed.
>Best defence in the league
When was this?
The last season at WHL and I think the season before that was like the 2nd best
They had the least goals allowed in both 2015 and 2016. Per xGA they've never had the best defence.
This flowchart needs the Have Sex and Dilate expansion pack.
i've told people to have sex possibly hundreds of times and never have they told me to dilate
it's a shit comeback
>Per xGA
Shiggy Diggy
How come nobody here rates Ashley Barnes?
he plays for an unfashionable club and plays in an unfashionable manner
oh my days i must see this performance
brody has aged like the finest of fine wines
Poch is a mong that has no tactical nuance. He just allows teams to park the bus and thinks just peppering off target shots will do anything, instead of actually drawing the players out so his creative players can attack
I like how Poch thought VAR was on his side when they were actually working for Liverpool, rude awakening for him today.
it wasn't a pen imo
So without a doubt Leicester >>> Wolves right?
How so? He got nowhere near the ball and tripped Kane.
it was just a coming together
not enough for a pen for me
He’s refusing to start Eriksen. When he comes on he whips the dindus into shape.
no ndombele no nparty
okay now this is epic
He did fuck all when he came on
oh right, luck retiring
>spuds lost
wtf
Right so Lo Celso comes and we lose to Newcastle at home, Betis currently beating Barcelona. What the fuck did they know?
We are in a state. No pace, no flair, no urgency, no technical threat. 3 leftbacks, fuck all on the right atm with kwp having no end product, being too small and making big mistakes and these fullbacks arent really provide much effective width. Poch refusing to play eriksen or vertonghen. Eriksens replacement doesnt seem good enough and isnt even the right type of player to replace eriksen. Winks is busy but help much when hes just supplying sissoko and lamela. Moura is too fucking small and convinced poch doesnt know how to use him properly, was ineffective today. Son is was too predictable. Alis gonna come back and do fuck all. Poch is tactically inept compared to Pep and Klopp. People bang on about spurs fitness but whats the point when they aint busy in the way city and liverpool are. And apparently we have one if the best strikers in the epl. Im sick of that fucking 4-4-2 diamond Poch keeps playing too. Not even sure how they played today - 4-2-3-1?
>Jiménez (90'+7 minutes pen)
Have a bet on what Dyche will blame for his draw.
fuckin forrins
they deserved to
It'll either be:
1. VAR
2. Refs being blind
3. Diving
4. Diving not being penalised (despite James being carded twice for diving... not that the 2nd one was a dive)
>Burnley manager Sean Dyche, speaking to Match of the Day: "We deserved to win the game. I thought we were out of the box sharp, we mixed the play enough to cause them problems. They didn't cause us too many problems. I'm not going to knock the players because their mentality is good. It was just taken away by a late decision. We're looking a different animal to last season, which is important at this early stage. There's a real good energy, some good quality and some good moments. They hit the post, to be fair, but I don't think they had too much today. Defensively we were very strong."
So #2 then. No doubt when he gets home he'll be straight onto a BNP Facebook page under a pseudonym complaining about Mexicans.
Good ol Dyche. He's like Mouyes, minus the charisma and coke.
Spurs have won just 4 of their last 15 Premier League games
Whereas the 96ers are on a 12 game streak
>Liverpool are unironically gonna win the title
>they're gonna have at least a double
>mfw
Poch legit needs to go. Literally no team in the world would put up with that
>when the PL will actively rig VAR in their favour
>it will legitimately be an asterisk title
2nd best team in Europe btw
first in my heart tho
I have a feeling you support Manchester City, which makes this post even weirder since City have actively cheated for years thanks to miraculously lenient refereeing that continues to this day.
lolno
Compelling stuff, customer.
We'll be a lot more chill after a title win.
Yes Yea Forums will be insufferable for the summer, but after that we'll no longer be bullied and have something to prove so the Liverpool fans will chill for a generation.
MOTD2:
>crouchy
>genuinely thinking that
I don't believe you will be tho. Who cares. Liverpool will prob win 4-5 trophies and be cemented as the greatest English team ever. They could even get a Gold PL Trophy too. I don't see anybody beating them. Preston first team to go unbeaten, Arsenal first team to do it in the PL and now Liverpool, along with at least one other trophy and probably a few more.
It's like other kids bullying you for being a virgin and you lash out like a spaz. But once you get a shag you stop being a target and stop retaliating.
utter mong logic
Huh is this how Liverpool fans see themselves?
bullied virgin spazzes? sure
lolno I'll be milking it for all it's worth if we win the title
>if
What tv show is this screencap from? Feel like I've seen it before.
>Liverpool
>winning EPL
Cam on guys let's be serious...
JUST
So, what the fuck was the deal with the ref and VAR in United - Palace? I cheer for the downfall of United, but they obviously got fucking robbed.
the new klaassen
they'd have more luck with the refs if they didn't dive about the place all game every game
Based. I just placed a bet on Wolves beating them. They gave me a sweet 3.5 return on my money.
POCH GET OUT OR GET SOME RESULTS YOU FUCK
Did you see the Newcastle game? What went wrong for Spurs?
Players are lazy cunts
Arse and Spuds both lost.
One of these was expected
Who wins next?
Spurs. Kane dive next to Luiz and automatic assumption Luiz fouled him and thus penalty. Spurs win 4-1.
Wingbacks unthreatening. KWP does little going forward and occasional errors going back. No urgency, aggression. No tempo. No movement off ball. No threat threat from technnical dribbling or pace. Resort to mindless crossing because cant open up defence. Refusal of poch to play best players. No semblance of a plan detected. Moura is an overrated little shit. Transfers should be done by the manager not Levy. Pochettino trains players into the ground causing constant injuries.
If this week's play is anything to go by, definitely not spurs.
You know if United have a within 10 points of top 4 by christmas and get someone to replace lingard I'd say they're a cert for top 4
I cant see spurs top 4 if it goes on like this.
Man City
Liverpool
Man Utd
Chelsea
Dilate
Liverpool
City
Dunno
Wild Horse
3rd and 4th are wide open. If Spurs win next week (and they're expected to) then they might get Top 4 after all. Arsenal aren't anywhere near Top 4. They have a legit relegation tier defence currently. I doubt Bellerin, Tierney, Holding, Mavrapanos returning from injuries will fix that.
>Liverpool
>City
One has 9/9 points. The other has 7/9. One has 9/9 with their defence in tatters due to injury and their £70m GK injured. The other has no issues and has depth that could win the Championship at a trot. Come on mate.
You know that spurs result was a fluke. I think the title will be decided in the direct games between the two, just like it was last year.
>have a feeling you support Manchester City
I’ve heard scousers are delusional but I had no idea they were THIS delusional
ahhh yeah now I remember. that show always kind of freaked me out as a kid.
Both the pen calls where VAR got involved stuck with ref. Rule seems to be when penalty is involved if any doubt stick with what ref said.
VAR can only overrule the ref if it is 'clear and obvious'. It obviously wasn't.
>Nicolas Pepe, who on Saturday became the first player since Newcastle United's Mikel Merino in 2018 to dribble past the 28-year-old in a Premier League match.
Van Dijk b t f o.
It was as clear and obvious as possible
Sounds not so disimilar to last year.
Nah. City are just being caught out by VAR because the FA allowed the refs to 'er' on City decisions in order to try and win the pentuple or whatever. They fucked it up against Spurs when VAR finally caught them out. So, City will be fucked this year. Liverpool are way too strong. There is NO team in the league that can beat them.
Not really. Liverpool are European Champions and have that rally behind them. If gambling wasn't a sin I'd put it on them to win.
>Paris St-Germain lost Kylian Mbappe and Edinson Cavani to injury as the French champions comfortably beat Toulouse.
P$G are fucked lmao.
Someone get this man to the infirmary. He’s delusional.
Quite frankly, Liverpool actually look quite shit compared to City.
Not an argument. Explain to me which team is strong enough to beat Liverpool. A perfect City team right now with the injuries Liverpool have, possibly. That's it. The question will be whether Liverpool go for the sextuple or not.
Probably the Man City B squad that beat Liverpool in the Community Shield, or the weaker Man City team that beat Liverpool 2-1 in January
Community Shield is a glorified friendly. Liverpool have 9/9 points, has beaten a ''''Top 6''''' team and City haven't and don't.
What happened the last time they played each other in the league? Just remind me real quick.
>muh istoreh
Remind me who won the CL last season. Just quickly, like. Remind me who won the Super Cup this season. Seems to have slipped my mind. Oh and finally, since you're asking questions, who's top of the league? Cheers m8.
You’re talking about the league, which Liverpool choked away despite being 10 points clear and which was won by Man City.
I can FEEL your seething through the screen, it’s delicious
mls better
Yes mate, last season. I'm talking about this season. I'm sure City will enjoy those mickey mouse cups while we celebrate with O' Big Ears himself.
>CL
Beat spurs in the worst final ever played mate.
>Super cup
Friendly competition, struggled to beat a nonce and his kids.
>top of the league
We all know what happens after Christmas mate. Enjoy it while you can.
>Friendly competition
Except it officially isn't. Community Shield is. Or are you gonna say Arselel won trophies, they've won 3 in the last 5 years or so. Come on mate. As for Top of the League; you'll see. I'd bet on us winning it mate.
Lads, did you know that statistically for every tottenham game, around 37 of the antendees will be dead within the next month.
Pay yout respects. F.
Tbf I'm fucking with you about the Champions league but the Super cup is hailed as "battle of the euro champions"... Well the champions league winner is the champion of Europe. Its glorified friendly and you know it means fuck all too.
I can't even tell you what arsenal have won desu. Honestly fuck every trophy except the FA Cup(if your non top 6 or going for a double), the league and Champions league.
City have too much depth, Liverpool are fucked if one of they're front 3 go down and ive said for a while they need somebody in midfield with an end product.
S to spit on yids
Can someone remind me why Spurs sold Trippier again?
Arsenal won FA Cup in 2014, 2015 and 2017. Community Shield in 2015, 2016 and 2018. But as I said, mickey mouse trophies. As for your final point (which is an actual argument) I don't think so because Aguero is having issues with Poch and I dunno if he is fit enough and young enough to do the business. Sterling is OK but I resent his existence because he sucks for England and he racebaits. I don't see Jesus scoring 20+ goals a season in the PL. If KdB gets injured, shit collapses. They didn't replace Kompany in defence. Ederson is a liability.
As for Liverpool, only issue at the moment is the GK and defence, which will be fixed. Nobody can counter us and we know exactly how to beat every team we face. Literally no tactic can counter gegenpressing bar counter gegenpressing with better players. All of which no team does.
Because he's shit
Apparently not for atletico
Jesus has a knock, Aguero will have time to play and likely won't get pissed off with the bald fraud. I don't like Sterling for the same reasons and desu, I'm not even sure he's as good as his stats show but in that team he's undoubtedly elite. You're forgetting both Silvas, Mahrez can all slot into the midfield and if needed Sterling can play up front. Liverpool don't have those kind of options. Every defence is rough atm, I think they'll be fine eventually just like Liverpools.
I think Liverpool are a perfect cup team the way they're built but over 38games not being able to have that ability to rotate will cost them. Honestly, it seems every year they tire over Christmas because of the pressing game they play too and finally, City strenghted again but why didn't Liverpool atleast signing a pacy winger or a back up center half? You as a fan must of been pissed off you didn't do any business?
No ones tried yet counter attacking 4-3-3 hoofball with 3 target men and twin second strikers.
Liverpool are this year's top candidates for the UCL, and City's the top candidate for the PL.
Simple as.
Except last year it came down to the final game and for 30mins or so, we had won the league. Kompany saved them as well. Jesus how lucky kek. Yeah Jesus has a knock but I don't see him banging in enough. Sterling is good but he is a tap in baby, I'm sure somebody has figured out how many goals he's scored from outside the box, how many goals he's scored at certain yard points in the box and finally how many times he's dribbled around a player in a box and scored. He's 100% reliant on world class passes from Jesus and specifically KdB. Mahrez is OK but not good enough to win games on his own like Salah. City's defence is often forgotten about. People mock Arselel for not buying new defenders but City has infinite money and even they didn't buy anybody. Bundasliga has fuck loads of supposedly good players, surprised they ddin't grab any. Boateng is only £22m and he'd have replaced Kompany easily as an experienced CB for rotation against lower ranked teams.
I don't see the meme about 'being tired' working because look at us so far. No tiredness, no issues. If it wasn't for Alisson getting injured we'd probably have clean sheets.
Would be fun as fuck to see. But nobody can do it. Why nobody signed Carroll + Crouch at the same time I do not know. Have a good fast finisher in the middle and some good wide guys who can cut inside or centre mids who can cut outside. It could work but our defence is incredibly strong and I don't think hoofball would work that well.
Yeah it did come down to the final game but you had a 7pt lead at one point. City have world class talent, as do Liverpool no point arguing who's overrated because they won't get exposed in there systems but City have the ability to bring in great players of the bench, Liverpool don't have that luxury and IMO it's gonna cost them and I think it did last year. Nobody wants to buy players in there 30's anymore, I think Peps happy with what he's got plus if he needs to he can play Walker at CB.
I'm referring to the tiredness over January but I think there's a break this year so it might help you out. Adrian is fucking shit, I don't doubt you'd have kept a clean sheet against Southampton and maybe Arsenal but tbf the game was won by then so IDK.
I'm perfectly okay with that. I'd take a 7th CL over a 19th PL any day, other Liverpool fans don't (you) me
>this year is our year la
>19th PL
What? We've won the top division 18 times, we haven't won the premier league ever.
Arsenai is basically a worse Liverpool. Heavily attack orientated but we have VvD(and hopeful B'D winner) and Alisson eventually. Not to mention probably the best wing backs in the league. If we had a centre mid like Kante and a world class passer to go alongside (hell, or a muscle man) then nobody would stop us. Henderson, Milner... good lads but they shouldn't be near the line-ups in this day and age. They need to be replaced. Fabinho and Keita are meh but maybe they'll fix up and work together. I dunno. Not sure about them yet.
Yes, I think it is. Imagine not being optimistic about your club. But you're a customer so, whatever. We also don't want that Barbafag near out club, even as a wallet.
whose coming up next year
>What? We've won the top division 18 times, we haven't won the premier league ever.
Well in that case we've only won the Champions League twice
More important, who's going down?
Difference there is, That was just a renaming. When the PL was formed, it was a new league.
No, there is no difference
Creation of the Premier League was an additional division on top of the existing system. First Division became Championship etc. We have 18 First Division Titles. We do not have any Premier League titles. They are not the same things, but the First Division Titles were the highest one could achieve back in the day. Therefore are relevant trophies. The Champions League was a rename of the European Cup. That is semantics. There wasn't another European Cup system that was 'harder' put on top of it.
The Premier League is specifically different to the First Division. If the European Elite League forms up, winning that would be a bigger achievement than winning the Premier League. We haven't won the Premier League yet, but we will. First Division Titles are different to Premier League titles.
I still find it really strange that we could win the FD title 18 fucking times and then as soon as the PL formed up, nothing. Not a single one.
Perhaps a gypsy curse?
Possibly didnt sign new defenders because of the home grown thing.
PL wasnt an additional division you absolute mong. Its exact same as the old first division just a new name and more money.
Mate, it was literally another league for the better clubs. Pic related.
>On 27 May 1992, the Premier League was officially formed, and it was confirmed that the first season of the new league would begin in August that year, involving the 19th highest placed teams in that season's First Division
It was literally the same clubs
Lad there was 4 leagues and the top one was replaced by the premier league. It was a change in ownership or whatever but the format is exactly the same as before. Its the same fucking league.
Holy mother of cope and cringe. Liverpool have no won the Premier League and the 18 other wins are First Division, not Premier League. You can stamp and screech all you want but these are the facts. Premier League was for the 'elite' clubs. End of. Simple as. Stop claiming the First Division titles as PL. This is the same shit as Uruguay claiming 5 World Cups due to Olympic Golds and some shit FIFA said that has since been removed from their website. With that, going to bed. Continue poking your fingers in your ears and screaming 'THEY'RE THE SAME THEY'RE THE SAME'.
>same rules
>same format
>literally and unironically the same teams
I don't even know why I'm taking this bait
First division was for the elite clubs too..same clubs as premier league. Its a fact but a meaningless. Liverpools never won the carabao cup either..
Piss off mongfaced fuck monkey.
leeds charlton nottingham up
southampton norwich burnley down
>Norwich.
I could see them staying up, if Pukki keeps scoring.
>southampton norwich burnley down
Careful on that edge
>8 goals allowed in 3 games
uhhh
excellent contribution to the thread, my imperial friend
early morning bump for liverpool are top of the league what you lads up to for your bank hols edition?
i'm away to the yorkshire dales and i haven't packed any suncream
How could Dean not give Kane a penalty? What was his thought?
'twas but a coming together
Soton
Brighton
Newcastle
LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS
Villa, Newcastle and I'd say Watford atm but they'll probably get a new manager, so Sheffield.
>LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS
don't
Can someone please explain what exactly Poch has done to warrant such high praise and being wanted by the big clubs?
Pep revolutionized the game with every club he joins
Klopp invented the gegenpress
Poch? He got lucky to inherit Kane, Dembele and Eriksen and simply got Spurs to have more fitness and play to the final whistle.
He shows no tactical prowess, he hasn't introduced anything new to the game, he just gets his teams to pass sideways while his attackers stand still in a line
Am I missing something because I genuinely dont see what the big deal is with him
>No urgency, aggression. No tempo. No movement off ball. No threat threat from technnical dribbling or pace
This is the most frustrating thing because Spurs used to be the exact opposite of that with Poch. Spurs were doing the whole aggressive pressing and dynamic attacking play before liverpool, and now liverpool are winning the champions league and challenging the title
>when 'arry is a better tactical innovator than pochettino
Broke Spurs through the barrier of 4th place contenders to title ""contenders"" and got them to the CL final last season all while spending barely anything and promoting youth. He did promote Kane regardless if you personally think that was lucky and Eriksen wasn't looking like that player he does today.
I guess you could easily explain both of thse by him just being there at the right time and filling the power vacuum that United have left in their fall. Their title challenges have been frankly pathetic too with that one against Leicester being monumental, it seems when any sort of pressure is put on them they do seem to crumble and they enjoy more being underdogs (I mean look at the Ajax semi last season).
That being said I reckon he could do it for Madrid or Barca.
>He shows no tactical prowess, he hasn't introduced anything new to the game
4 2 3 1 with fullbacks who can't defend is nothing?
Barca and Madrid aren't satisfied with putting the pressure on and managing to stay in 4th place with minimal spending. If you don't win, you are out.
>4 2 3 1 with fullbacks who can't defend is nothing?
mancini and wenger and im sure others did it before him
based or cringe?
>turning it into a real life computer game
"no"
I've always wondered how offsides aren't automated yet. Feels like it'd be easily possible to do
People will say "durr he didn't win it so it doesn't matter", but reaching CL final with Spurs is very impressive, and he's done it with a small budget compared to the rest of the English clubs.
He's not as good as Pep or Klopp, but it's not a fair comparison, they're probably the 2 best on the planet in this era
>someone made this
you could probably automate it easily if not for the fact that arms don't count for offside
Have sex
itd be the active vs not active making it fucky
You now remember /epl/.
No, the game should be the same from pub league to world cup
What did Pep revolutionise? He copied Aragones template early on and nobody else uses his newer meme tactics like inverted fullbacks
Dilate
Lads. Answer honestly. Are united fucked again this season?
Why would that make a difference?
Yes, 7th place until they sack Ole then bring in another meme manager and be good for ten games, then back to shit.
What if they got Allegri?
He already said what
Is that not exactly what’s being discussed here?
Fraud but even he ain't going to manage Daniel James and Jesse Lingard. You're fucked for a good few year mate.
Why not? He’d get paid more than he ever has before.
Pretty sure Allegri would jump at the chance to take the United job. Where the fuck else is he going to go?
The man has failed everywhere he's been except the two easiet jobs in Italy. First off, why would you even want him?
Secondly, he's not the type of manager to come in and rebuild a team, you may not think you need much doing but 4 of your starting 11 are borderline championship caliber and the bench is fucking shit.
>you may not think you need much doing but 4 of your starting 11 are borderline championship caliber and the bench is fucking shit.
This says a lot about the whole PL in general. It's a glorified Championship at this rate.
Just got a call from Malaysia. What’s that about?
Not really, city and liverpool are the 2 best teams in europe right now
scam
If united are that shit yet are fifth, it doesn't say much about the sides below them
excluding those two of course
Realistically, who can stop one of these 2 from winning the CL again?
If you like autistic nonces, you're going to love this thread
Tbf every player is championship tier until they leave the championship (or their respective 2nd division) right? So for example Kante and Mahrez are Championshipp tier
Anybody can stop City, their European record is shit
Everyone’s European record is shit until they win one
love autists
hate nonces
simple as
Luv crushing
Luv squeezing
Luv fences
‘Ate The Sun
‘Ate Thatcher
‘Ate United
Simple
damn...
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Love the absolute SEETHE from martin Tyler when liverpool score. Can tell how much he struggles trying to remain neutral the senile old munich cunt
Martin Tyler supports Woking.
Are you for real?
chill out
you're now imagining the orgasm he would have had if rashford had just scored that goal
Meanwhile....
>Carra
>Souness
>Owen
>Macca
>Hanson
>Lawrenson
>Nicol
>Redknap
Honestly I'm probably missing some but all these cunts are unbareable too.
Not always the victim but also looking for a way to be insulted
You should literally check yourself into a mental institution
Lads what is the joke "Ole's at the wheel" ? I've never understood it.
Yes, Ole was almost a F1 driver, so => wheel. Ok
But how is "Ole's at the wheel" funny ? Is it from an english expression ? Where is the pun ?
I want to be part of the joke
Do people actually believe this? Tyler is the biggest united fan going
His head falls off quicker than Duncan Edwards' did if liverpool score
"Ole's at the wheel" was a chant made up by United fans
>His head falls off quicker than Duncan Edwards' did if liverpool score
About as funny as tuberculosis.
>“Superb Salah, Solo Salah”.
Yeah sounds like he’s really upset and hates Liverpool
cringe
>His head falls off quicker than Duncan Edwards' did if liverpool score
Even more desperate than posting
I love how much he cant stand us.
Ah well, Neville's car got towed during the game, and Tyler's alzheimers will put him in a home soon enough
The state of this seething scouser.
>Tyler's alzheimers will put him in a home soon enough
Stay classy.
It's time for tyler to retire, he cant even feign interest now unless united are playing
Why do I get the feeling this scousers boomer dad has robbed his phone and thinks he's posting all his best gags to RAWK
Imagine if martial had scored that goal. He literally would have jizzed live on air
Kek
I have to say, this is the most desperate level of seething I have witnessed on Yea Forums. Going mental over some commentator nobody cares about reacting to goals.
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Nobody believes Tyler's bullshit about Woking, his bias towards man utd is hilariously obvious
>Someone actually spent time making this
>Paddypower.com
It's a tough time for tyler give him a break. He has to watch his beloved united fall to bits whilst their 2 biggest rivals win everything
As a Fulham fan. I can honestly say this scouser is fucking insane
Leeds fan here, agreed.
>win everything.
Liverpool still 0PL
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The reds breaking tyler is beautiful
As a neutral QPR fan I have to disagree, tyler is clearly a muggy Munich cunt
About as beautiful as the 1989 Sheffield Crush Convention.
>The ABL seethe ITT right now
kek
This is my favourite of the weekend
Liverpool fans don’t care, they just won the big one
Love seeing the littler clubs talk about us, so cute
Why do ABLs keep posting 0PL like we care?
>Liverpool FC (ENG)
Do they claim to not be English because they’re incapable of winning the league?
Ty is a national treasure
munich cunts seething
>another thread ruined by Liverpool fans & ABLs combined
his posting is so over the top I genuinely think he's false-flagging for (you)s
Based Skrtlepower telling how it is to these muggy munich cunts
Mates, not even a Liverpool fan but they're the new United. They'll sign a kit deal that will surpass United's and they'll expand Anfield past 60,000 so they can have a matchday revenue of £100m. In addition to this, they have the closest thing to Fergie in the modern game, Klopp. It's over for the rest of us little guys.
>you now remember SkrtelPower
Underrated post
>expand Anfield past 60,000
He thinks this is big!!!
>yfw West Ham have a bigger stadium than Liverlel
It’s literally embarrassing. Surprised they didn’t knock down Anfield years ago to build a new stadium
It's big enough to give them a huge revenue from it.
>calling something muggy
The absolute state of you.
Kek
It's true, they'll get £100m/season out of it. We've been over this.
For me it's watching the xG score to see who scould have won. I don't even watch football or the actual score anymore
>he doesnt just check the xP table at the end of every season
>slipped my mind
woah you're smart will be doing this
So does everyone
Not everyone, it's only Arsenal and United currently (and maybe now Spurs). But if Liverpool can catch up to United in key areas in the next few years and then continue to be dominant on the field, they can soon overtake them in terms of revenue.
for me, its xPL
having a nice barbeque lads
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>an academic study has shown that a boycott of the sun on merseyside has led to a reduction of euro scepticism and an increase of understanding of the EU as an organisation compared to other parts of the UK
Really makes you think huh
LADS
LADS
>international break after next weekend
Is there a worse feel than losing on the last match before international break?
losing a cup semi you could have won when the other finalist is a team you should beat
Guessing you mean Wolves-Watford?
>that final
>they can soon overtake them in revenue
Is it just you who posts this every so often on here? Because it’s not true. And if you think you it is, prove it.
Liverpool is no more remain than any other large city lad.
So the people on /sci/ were right... Free will is a fucking MYTH.
Internationals fuck everything in football. They need to fucking cut it back so the guys can have a fucking break. Reduce the size of major international tournaments, reduce the number of friendlies, shelve this friendly competition bullshit.
I mean I'm glad City didn't win CL. Quadruple would have been unbearable. I am not glad Liverpool won either. I wanted Ajax to win just for memes sake. Spurs can sod off too, shouldn't have been anywhere near the final.
Why do people even bother watching other leagues when the Premier League is obviously the best? The only other league worth tuning into is probably the Championship.
I like internationals. I've always wanted the British Championship to come back. Expand it to include Ireland as well and call it British Isles Championship or something. Would be banter. I don't see why we cannot do it during the Olympics every four years because GB doesn't provide a men's football team to the Olympics, so we're not doing anything at that time. There is no risk of 'no attendance because not everybody goes to the Olympics nor watches everything anyway.
TV revenue will be the same or more for Liverpool, matchday will be the same, new kit deal is rumoured to be more than Man Utd's and so should any shirt deal - all that's left is other, smaller commercial deals. Liverpool are as big as Man Utd, they just haven't been doing as well as them on the pitch. If on pitch performance flips, why can't the same happen off pitch?
they tried it a while back without england
it failed: en.wikipedia.org
>529 people watched Wales v NI in a dead rubber in Aviva Stadium
Daft thing was, Arsenal played for the counter and Liverpool looked threatening but didn't actually come close to till the corner which was scored because of a defensive error. Then they got a penalty and at that point all the effort that Emery sides are praised for is wasted and Arsenal show they cannot compete against top teams.
Then again, we also saw at the weekend Spurs and Man U play the "let's pass it around the box very slowly so the opposing team can set up and block any effort on goal easily" game: Arsenal, Chelsea, Man U, and Spurs are so far behind City and Liverpool it's a joke
There are so many problems with this I don’t even know where to start
Exactly, without England. They'd all turn up just in the hope of seeing their team beat England. That's why it's banter. We twat them, they go 'who cares lol', have a piss up somewhere and we all go back to our 1984 dystopian nightmare somewhere.
Arsenal were unironically not that bad and it was simply down to defensive shit as usual. Which has, is and will be ignored by the Arsenal owner until the end of time.
Are you doing this on purpose
Why do spurs arsenal and united do this though? They know exactly what these smaller teams are going to do (even Wolves did it the other night) and yet they’re unable to break through.
Wut
Don't fucking start on me or i'll put you in a fucking body bag.
t. smarter than your average bear
>literally has no idea how business works
Building up a brand takes years of specifically placed strategies. United are continually getting more and more commercially successful despite floundering around for the last 6 seasons.
Solskaer and Poch are both tactically fucking inept.
United are getting continually shitter, maybe you don't understand how that has an effect on commercial deals. And Liverpool have a brand already, it's just sleeping. I don't think you understand the optimism for Liverpool and how people are just waiting to get on board. Also, something which none of you fucks have responded to: Anfield will make the same matchday revenue as OT and Liverpool's kit deal will surpass United's ALREADY.
Get rid of foreigners in leagues and all of that gets sorted out itself.
>British Championship
seems like a big waste of time to me
>match day revenues are literally irrelevant compared to other revenue streams
>Liverpool are not sleeping their practically dead compared to united Barca real
>United are getting shitter but their brand keeps growing (Yankees are still by a mile the biggest MLB franchise despite being shit for ages)
>optimism for Liverpool (kek)
Literally wtf are you smoking
Matchday revenue for PL clubs is literally irrelevant: bbc.co.uk
Ignore this guy trolling. He knows Liverpool can’t overtake Man Utd on revenue terms, he’s just fucking with you
Btfo scouse cunt
Predict the results for the remaining games
>Arsenal v Chelsea
>Chelsea v Arsenal
>Arsenal v United
>United v Arsenal
>Chelsea v United
>United 4 - 0 Chelsea
>Arsenal v Chelsea
3-1
>Chelsea v Arsenal
1-1
>Arsenal v United
3-2
>United v Arsenal
1-0
>Chelsea v United
0-0
>United 4 - 0 Chelsea
Chelsea look in trouble
>match day revenues are literally irrelevant compared to other revenue streams
Wow, you're smart. You're like those disphits who reflexively criticise netspend if it's brought up. Yes, matchday revenue does matter if we're talking about Liverpool passing United in revenue.
>Liverpool are not sleeping their practically dead compared to united Barca real
They're, not their. Obviously, those teams are bigger than Liverpool currently. I'm talking in the future.
>United are getting shitter but their brand keeps growing (Yankees are still by a mile the biggest MLB franchise despite being shit for ages)
It's not gonna keep growing if they keep doing poorly. Please tell me who was bigger commercially in the 80s: Liverpool or United?
>optimism for Liverpool (kek)
There is.
Already responded to this argument previously in this post. Anyway, you don't even understand that article. Matchday is irrelevant for the smaller clubs, not the bigger clubs. And if matchday is irrelevant for the bigger clubs, it's because commercial is so big, not because of broadcasting. You're probably one of those plebs that think the PL is fair because of muh TV deal.
not scouse or a Liverpool fan
Of course they can. Man Utd rebuilt OT to allow them to overtake Liverpool. Liverpool are now building up Anfield. I'm not saying matchday is everything but it's symbolic. There's also other things like a new kit deal that will be more than United's. As i've already said, Liverpool are a huge club and people want to get behind them. It's different to supporting a Chelsea or a City or even an Arsenal. Liverpool are at least as successful as Man Utd and are one of the huge European clubs like Barcelona, Real Madrid, Juventus, AC Milan and Bayern.
>Arsenal v Chelsea
3-2
>Chelsea v Arsenal
2-2
>Arsenal v United
0-1(united meme it)
>United v Arsenal
2-2
>Chelsea v United
2-0
>netspend
Is a terrible meme. You spent what you spent.
t. Never worked in a business
Yes but it has some uses. For example, in determining if an owner is being a tightwad or not. Like I said, reflexive dipshittery.
>You're probably one of those plebs that think the PL is fair because of muh TV deal.
Why would I think that when it's factually incorrect?
Wow. He’s gone full retard
Just because you think something, doesn’t make it true. All of your points are massively overreaching.
This, the faggot it literally posting his opinions as facts
Basically this When Man U played Chelsea, Chelsea played right into Man U's strengths and they won comfortably. Wolves played defensively and Man U couldn't break them down and it looked like OGS identified Wolve's left side as a weakness and stopped any progression on the left. He didn't use his creative players (Mata and Pereira) either. Next game, he knows the team will set up the same and he played the exact same team and style and was punished. Unironically shouldn't have let Lukaku go and played him wrong. He's perfect for those games.
Poch played possession ball, pushing his fullbacks up, and tried passing it around Villa's 10-at-the-back, hoping one of his creative players would find a gap and they got lucky with some late punts to win the game. So how does he set up against Newcastle who will do the same? The same way. Newcastle basically gave no space to Spurs and actively tried to counter because Spurs only left two back and it paid off.
Emery doesn't know his best 11 and refuses to stamp a style other than "a lot of energy" onto his team. He chops and changes every game, wins whenever he starts Laca and Auba but sacrifices them for utility.
I hope you liked my blogpost.
Not bad. Better than reading that delusional scouser
you should be able to solve this
>0 premier leagues
Not gonna do the maths but I’m guessing for maximum keks
Hang on. You missed the premier league column.
>Manchester City has announced a new partnership with sports service developer, Superbloke to become the Club’s Official Blockchain-Based Gacha Partner in Korea, Japan and South East Asia.
jesus fuck
cuck
Bit of a weird thing for Andros to post desu.
young did exactly what he as supposed to do though, and succeeded.
Guessing he wants to be sold?
Or he knows Zaha to PSG is on and can now say mean(ish) things about him online without anyone at Palace caring
New Star Wars trailer looks fucking amazing!
lmao, that's pathetic
Good point.
You too lad.
That's not a blogpost, that's discussing football. Emery does know his best 11 but he is a video manager. He will chop and change based on the team he faces. Which is a massive damage to team unity. He also thinks about rotation and future games which is great and all but he needs to actually win games. His defence isn't good enough anyway. The team has already said they do not understand his tactics and formation changes. Against Liverpool they played a diamond. It makes no sense. I do not understand why they signed Emery.
I do not know who could fix Arsenal.
The best part of that tweet is Palace leaving in the bit where Zaha just boots the ball straight into Young after all the pointless dribbling
>DEAL DONE: Britain's richest man Sir Jim Ratcliffe has completed his takeover of OGC Nice for €100m. The biggest club acquisition deal in Ligue 1 history.
This is our official French team now
How much did Qatar pay for PSG?
Based Jim about to BTFO the French in Cycling and Football now
>Football could experience another "Eric Cantona moment" if government action is not taken to stop the racial abuse of players, says former Tottenham striker Garth Crooks.
Impossible in this day and age as footballers are cowards.
Viera is manager isnt he?
Imagine if a black player did that. The board would crash from 'nigger' spam
Why would you buy a top division club? Seems like it would be better to buy a lower division club with historical success
>This is our official French team now
>PSG, which finished fourth in France last season, is now valued at more than $131 million, 30 percent more than the price QSI paid last year to take control, financial news site Wansquare has said.
This was 2012, so similar amounts.
Vieira about to win the treble with INEOS bags
Yay, I cannot wait for internet licenses because retards on the other side of the planet spam shit. That'll surely stop it!
>could buy Bolton or Bury
>pour money into French football instead
>be British
>buy Fr*nch instead
Why didn't he buy a British club and make it great? Did he buy Nice so he could meme success and having the Frogs seethe that a Bong did it?
Nice are top oftheir league atm are they not
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our English dead.
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility:
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage;
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
Let pry through the portage of the head
Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
As fearfully as doth a galled rock
O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,
Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean.
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit
To his full height. On, on, you noblest English.
Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof!
Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,
Have in these parts from morn till even fought
And sheathed their swords for lack of argument:
Dishonour not your mothers; now attest
That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you.
Be copy now to men of grosser blood,
And teach them how to war. And you, good yeoman,
Whose limbs were made in England, show us here
The mettle of your pasture; let us swear
That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not;
For there is none of you so mean and base,
That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George!'
haha yeah
Harry? Harry Kane.
>Pogba flying kicks a computer screen after seeing a mean tweet
The fuck difference does it make? We have American, Russian and Qatari owners over her so it evens out.
Less competition, it'd be much easier and cheaper to make Nice a CL team in France than any English team he could buy
That two clubs are on the verge of disappearing from the leagues and he could have bought them and saved them and made them decent?
Is the Inter game tonight Lukakus first non friendly game for them?
So he's doing it for money, not for love of the game? Aight.
>buying a shithouse like Wanderers who have no players when you could buy a team that is already stable and in the top flight
>Buy an already sustainable top half team in France or a bankrupt team in the third, probably soon to be fourth division in England
Can't think why he would do that
Why couldn't some foreign asshole buy them instead?
Probably a bit of both, if you can make money doing something you're interested in why wouldn't you?
Nice is nice
Aww how touching wanna know how i know your bitch made
>local side lost AGAIN
rock bottom of the BetVictor Isthmian League South Central Division ffs lads
t. rppney
Well, because he's got billions and chances are he could just have fun. He'd be famous and loved and get the Key to the City if he bought Bolton or Bury.
They have no idea who they are.
Literally my life.
>Aww how touching
What?
>not also buying Bolton and using them as a feeder club for his main French club
>the Key to the City of Bolton or Bury
What a prize!
Gonna order a pizza lads. Want anything? I’m getting a Hawaiian so maybe could swap a few slices with any lads who want to
bet it's not even made of chocolate
>They have no idea who they are.
why not? do you think these people don't do research?
They already have a feeder club to be fair. He just fucked up with them and they ended up in the Swiss second division
United have said they will help Bury
>Hawaiian
Good choice fren.Get one of these for me
Sort me a spicy one with chicken and jalapeños and I’ll swap you a slice?
what are they going to do? send Woodward over to sign loads of shite players for them
Maybe just give them some money?
Loan them Pogba for a month
I’ll have a plain cheese and tomato. Get some of that garlic dip
I've always wanted to make a pizza with banana (with cinnamon sprinkled on it) and salty bacon and or ham and some chicken.
bbc.co.uk
This is the world we live in folks. No banter allowed. Sterile. Appeal to everybody. Offend nobody. Except only Bongland is dystopian over shit said online.
I mean, haha yeah.
there is curry on that one
Cowards.
Rooney puts to sleep little girls? What does he do after?
have sex (with their mothers you perv)
The player himself probably asked them to. Can't imagine he'd be too happy about being used to try and banter off the team that gave him his debut just after leaving
Fair enough. But in that case he surely should have asked not to play against them.
There's a pretty big difference between playing against a team and trying to take the piss out of them. The photo isn't even from the game
Good Post
Lads I've been some hot last three days I forgot to say IT'S TOO HOT.
in that case: oh dear
It’s fucking hot as shit today. Any cooling down tips?
>lukapoooo
bukake
Give or receive?
barcelona's social media is appalling
they always do shit banter/cringe/mis-timed tweets
This was a good thread. user playing in the Cup for a shit non-league team
...
watching enemy of the state lads
might watch irobot after
>enemy of the state
does it hold up? I remember liking it
it's a fun film, will smith excellent as ever
there's a lot of ridiculous forced exposition and some of the "tech" is farcical even by today's standards
i guess it loses some of its potency because our surveillance society is just expected these days, and in reality the nsa that is depicted in enemy of the state is actually far less intrusive than the real thing
watching poldark lads
it’s shite
perro on pitch spotted in brasil
yeah, i don't really get it
certainly not a classic bbc period drama
Lukaky scored btw
the litigator of lecce
cheeky cameo from skylar white as well
she unironically plays a nagging wife who's good with finances
XD
doggo wants to play not to caca
>spuds
watching blacked, lads. might get a girl to peg me after
haha yeah
what particular blacked kino you watching lad?
A foreigner bought Portsmouth two years ago
haha yeah
>JF
Explains why he didn't get the key then, innit. I would. I'd never have to pay to drink in a pub again despite being a billionaire, at least in that town.
messi's son celebrating betis's goal and suarez getting a cob on because of it lmao
now THAT'S comedy
Just placed a £3 bet on 6 PL teams winning tomorrow. Ehat y'all think? I will get £50 if they win.
when did burton albion get promoted?
I also had Watford beating coventry
they've been in the league for 10 years
got to the championship a few years back and amazingly stayed up
Wtf I thought they were in the PL. AAAAAH MY BET!!!!
Cardiff aren't in the PL either.
based retard swede
How did the Bolton thing happen?
>expecting a Spurs customer to get stuff right
literally only the Barbacuck customer is worse.
NOOOOOOOO MY BEEEETT!!!!!
wasn't me lad
>Liverpool scores because arsenal makes defensive error
repeat this x number of times and Liverpool beats arsenal x-0. Liverpool takes advantage of bad defending and arsenal makes plenty of dumb mistakes
I am also a totts supporter. And I have been since 2010.
W H O L E S O M E
I'm starting to think I'm multiplying
Except chances are that had Luiz been replaced with Holding that mistake wouldn't have happened. Luiz is simply a replacement for Kosc who left.
So we have TWO Spurs supporters who happen to be Swedes? G R I M .
I even created a tottenham chant by myself.
I am a tott!
We're looking super hot!
Harry Kane with the shot!
The three points we got!
Poch is not a flop!
We score the goals by the lot!
Making arsenal rot!
Like some dumb stupid thot!
Now that is fine chant. We need to make it viral. Imagine this chant being roared by legions of yids. It would truly be an amazing sight.
the penalty was probably the easiest call I’ve ever seen an official make. how the fuck do you blatantly tug a shirt and expect to get away with it? David Luiz is such a stupid defender it’s amazing that people are so impressed by him
he made a stupid mistake on the short tug and then took a ridiculous angle on Salah when he was the last man and got absolutely burned. Koscielny didn’t have the flair but I don’t think he would have been that stupid.
I made over £50 on that game. I bet the house(£5) on Liverpool scoring more than 2.5 goals. And after they scored their third I bet my car(£3) on that Arsenal would score the next goal. That was a good day for me.
same fag
Luiz is a stop gap. The weird thing is, against Burnley, he was great. Which gave people hope. But this once again showed he is either near world class (he's too old for it now) or dog shit.
Why are people surprised at Luiz going for Salah like he did. He did the exact same thing vs Son last year.
NEW
too bad you have to pay taxes to let Somalians rape your women and your welfare system
he is a very skilled player and will occasionally make an impressive play. the problem is he is mediocre at defending which is his one actual job. just go watch the 7-1 game and tell me which Brazilian defender is the most out of position on each play. It’s Luiz every single time