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hockey soon, i think

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First for my thunderfu

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holy fuckin YUM

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Based Bure

Mfw never put my dick in a teenage Kournikova

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People tell me I look like an owl

But frankly, I don't give a hoot

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It gets better

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>not a Thunderfu edition
For shame.

Based and thunderpilled.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

what the fuck i had no idea they were banging

>iglesias got bures sloppy seconds

we should watch a live hockey game from a totally meme country. i hear brazil has a national hockey team now

I just want Thunderfu back, lads.
It was so brief, and yet, now that she's gone, I already feel like I've lost so much.

they made the ploffs so she will be back

i want to use her ass as a pillow

Holy shit, are they playing against girls?

I just want to protect her smile

tonight has been comfy. wish i had beer but meh

From now on, every time there's a thunderstorm... I'll think of her.

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

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Hockey

>state of virgins itt

hockey and Western Australian qts

holy shit the adrenaline suck so bad tonight lol

11 - 1

>tonight
ZERO WINS

>it would be silly to let them score
What a hot take

that's nuts

OH NO NO NO NEWCASTLE BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

Reckon I could just show up in Adelaide with my old pads that don't even fit me anymore and steal starts from whoever they've got in net right now.

for me, its winter themed gangster ambience because i cant stop thinking about ice. youtube.com/watch?v=eHNijRk-wE4&list=PLtwffzXu3wlmgrA1PWNWZxajgVR2zOelJ&index=5

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yeah never mind Adelaide just scored again

That's Newcastle in red, you dolt.
The Addies are wearing their road whites.

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Hockey hasn't come soon since the early 80s for my team. Also the 2010 team was a joke since the entire east was garbage that year.

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ahhh crikey mate, shrimps on the barbie

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ah, she'll be right, mate
no worries

*sips*

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Huomenta XDDD

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That’s the most metal jersey I’ve ever seen.

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Based Priest poster

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how does a plate of spaghetti look metal to you

GG Adelaide, hope u win a game next year

If you want ice, here is heaven for every hockey player.

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my nuckies :)

The outdoor stadium games are getting stale, but a pond NHL game would be fun.

on hnic around 2000 they used to have a fake pond hockey intermission with nhl players

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kek

I wonder what Bob Cole is getting up to these days

huomenta but the opposite

atnemouh

i wish i was back in nam

frens im pinned down by charlee in tweeline pwease sen reinfwocements

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christ, the shell shock has really fucked him up
he can't even talk right

I cast fire blast

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hold on fren, help coming asap

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IT AINT ME

ANY GOOK THAT RUNS IS VC
ANY GOOK THAT STANDS STILL IS WELL-TRAINED VC

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>best polish hockey player played for penguins and his only role was to punch others
Jesus fucking chrystus i can barely take it. Let Łyszczarczyk in for fucks sake.

enforcer was the absolute alpha role

IT AINT ME
IM NO MILK TERRORIST, HUN
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If finland is really like that, then I'm moving in there if they are not full.

gretzky is of polish descent

Sure, he just has to.... polish his skill first.

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Meanwhile, a hobo in my hometown sat in an empty tree trunk and set himself on fire

accually is bolan

that's pretty fuckin' metal

I wish self-immolation was a more popular suicide technique. I think the last time it happened in America was some Pajeet doing it in DC to protest Drumpf a few months ago.

based

/cric/ if true

eating souvenir chocolate form poland

1 year ago a guy set himself on fire in front of the city hall.
Damn I love Rzeszów for that.

the one time that I went to Poland, I bought some random Polish chocolates from a grocery store
it had a filling that tasted kind of like the fluoride coating that you get from the dentist
turns out, this random, basic-tier, anyone-can-buy-this chocolate had alcohol in it
I should've known

never been to poland, never will

When I was in primary school, a kid tried to get drunk by eating 3 whole chocolates like the one you've mentioned. Don't if he got drunk but he puked so that kind of counts.

I can come to you if you don't mind. Is there something worth watching in Finland?

been to poland once, was nice. for me it was the Krakow salt mine.

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sorry we are completely full at the moment

Wow, Krakow is a nice city desu

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God damn it. Do you know when there will be some space for one me?

not looking good looking at the capacity rn
maybe in a decade

Can I come?

if it's full for poles then it definitely cant fit an american

Post your workview

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>working on sunday

Literally browsing Yea Forums for 8 hours straight and getting paid for it

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what do you do?

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Renting kayacks, selling beer.

Where is hockey?

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first /sip/ of the day

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watch?v=jp0InrgQRjY
Junior hockey on the meny boys!
Modo vs some other team

>some other team
theat's the Alberta U20 team

why do the alberta boys have the same color scheme as the >rags?

huge crowd

it is in russia somewhere, half of the crowd are cheap russian escorts larping as cheerleaders

I was thinking that too, those red pants make it look way too much like the rangers uniforms
the colours are from their provincial flag

go knights

the girls look good from far, but the girls are far from good

you lads HAVE to watch the cricket with me right now. the good guys are trying to chase the bad guys and they just might do it

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no

it's not a bad look though, nearly the only good thing about the rangers are their uniform.

>3-3

we got a game here lads

>fellow American talking about cricket
What is wrong with you?

>is there anything on tv
>oh finnkampen
>10000m
>all swedish runners are black
>turn off tv

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kek

>how dare there be poc on MY tv

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Awful post, please kindly refrain from ever doing that again

>3 black swedes dabs on 3 white finns

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You’re terrible at Yea Forums.

>black swedes

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south laughenings at sweden

Sweden is a Den of Lies

How do you deal with crushing loneliness when there's no hokkei on

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That junior game was pretty hype

Holo a cute

I talk to my wife.

Russian Rocket baby.

Play with kitties

I like to go down the rabbit hole of conspiracy theory videos or practice some new language over at /int/. I also like gardening

I beat up anime faggots

BASED AS FUCK

how do I find one when I'm not good looking or friendly and I only like sports

look at me go

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I nominate Finland the leader of /hoc/

also nice las vegas trips

Looks like >we just won another TI

i will blow up finland

uhhhh you gotta play a 90 minute game. Uhhhh, gotta keep the pressure on. Ya know, try to find an open lane and make some good scoring opportunities. uhhh ya know in the next frame try to find another gear and kick it up a notch to try and get pucks in deep and put in 110%

As the newly appointed leader of /hoc/ I veto this idea

thanks coach

She is

I don't like you

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thinking

Nice!

Thats the 1$ shitshirt I've been talking about yesterday. I wear it only when I eat because it means shit to me. Fuck czikago.

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would be funny if you had slop spilled all over it

We are EU CHAMPIONS l!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get rekt

just woke up

Who?

Our national womens team just won the Eurooean championship of real hockey (field)

CARES

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cringe

Lads let’s get this /hoc/ GET

I need a new hockey game on PC. Bored NHL 02

/hoc/ tbqh

Ice hockey is fucking bullshit cant believe there are no threads about regular hockey

/cric/ is /hoc/‘s bitch!

...

Who got the get?

One for /cric/ which is fucking bullshit, the other one for Ellen Page

>ellen page?
Okay who?

Eastside hockey manager

Lahey's daughter

was hot a long time ago, is now a dyke that screams at trump on twitter

ummmm hockey is played on ice sweetie

Fuck sports I'm bored. Watching ŁKS vs Legia in footy, because there is nothing else on tv right now. What do?

boil an egg

Lower your standards.

Ask dumpster user

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sports

>Scandinavian men are basically women

ye I just watched finland win the final against russia

youtube.com/watch?v=VUpT1n2aGF0

IIHF U20 Junior club World Cup stream
Lokomotiv Yaroslav vs HC Davos is on
3-1 Loko, 2nd period just started

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Finland always beats Russia

Finland is esports nation

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lokomotiv should have disbanded after the plane crash

is there anyone beside bulju to keep an eye on in this junior series in sochi? anyone in loco or davos?

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thinking about hockey

Pulju is too old to participate. It's a U20 tourney

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antisemitism has no place in hokkei

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It’s a foundation of /hoc/ however

Are Finns elves?

In my D&D campaign they’re dwarves

im a wood troll

I'm a myconid

russia got winter war'd

For me, it is /hoc/

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for me, it's eating ass

For me, it's eating /hoc/s ass.

australia absolutely seething lads

dont tickle me, im gonna lau-- AHAHAHAHAHA OHNONONONO STOP IT, IT HURTS

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So how hard do you think it would be to play in the AIHL? It's a non-paid league and you contact the GM's directly to inquire about playing for them.

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Having a Canadian passport probably automatically gets you an invite to practice

where my dank bud smokers at

not here

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ayy

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pretty sure an all star team made up of players from the beer leauge i play in could beat the adelaide adrenaline

>watch AIHL
>"... and the slippery surface claims another victim"

*sips*

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Thinking about becoming Adelaide Adrenaline's new 1C, somebody got to show these fruits how it's done.

pretty sure the finnish national team could beat the adelaide adrenaline, I think...

Why is Iceland so bad at hockey? Like their name is literally ice.

iceland more like /hoc/ island

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weak genes

Ummmm they came in second to USA at the 1994 junior goodwill games sweaty

Who?

For me, it's smoking weed but then having coffee and a water after

>not taking bong rips in between coffee sips

just awoke mentally

>awakens

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Has the Vegas menace been stopped for good?

Shout out to Moncton

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the next zoomer who shows his face is getting an uppercut

most analysts predict them to make the finals

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who's there?

most analysts predicted tampa bay to win the stanley cup last year

analysts can suck my balls.

boo

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tampa bay also blew out columbus in every regular season game they played. the nhl is unpredictable and people will get things wrong.

>blots

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>s-standings tho!

most >expert analysis had jacko and quinn united on the cantpucks at this point last year

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thunderfu

i don't know who needs to hear this, but drink up

anyone got an nword pass i could borrow?

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will do friend

>HOLY FUCK I'M SHAKING

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>drinking
>on the lord's day
will do

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forgot mine at home

getting stoned like jesus

>Marchandonvacay.gif

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mmm good post

for me? it's Jeff Tremaine

Which NHL player does this bird remind you of?

Mitch Marner?
Phil Kessel?
Pierre McGuire?

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God I wish that was me.

poor little thing looks cold

looking like a Pettersson lad

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checked

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good dab, good digits

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who else /drinking/ here?

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Shan't be responding to alcoholic hues, but I shall pray for them.

drinking water

i'm feelin sexy and free

shan't do either of those things 2bqh

now this is the post

so uh, how 'bout that Marchand?

Almost swallowed a yellow jacket that was on my beer can yesterday.

just read an article that detailed about how plastic recycling is a huge myth/scam and that most countries just end up shipping all their gathered "recycled" plastic to 3rd world shitholes

about to go on smoko, lads

read an article about how women are peeing their estrogen hormones into the water because of years of birth control and that's why girls have big tiddies and people buy nintendo switch

just read an article about this pill that makes your dick bigger that doctors hate and dont want you to know about

i just ate an ass

thanks anyway
fags
based

>/pol/ shitpost
>"""article"""

""""/pol/""""

>"""hockey"""

Is this what Australia is all about?
(not for the weak of heart)

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youtube.com/watch?v=1VAJ1Tf68Ao

imagine not sipping a negroni right now

Seattle Shakespeare

Seattle Peeatle

Seattle Beetles

sounds kinda gay, Sven

don't care, it's good

How to get pucks in deep?

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Aim the puck towards the opposing team's zone, with the puck being between your stick and said zone. With your stick held rearwards, move it forward, carrying the puck along the blade of your stick as you do. Use this motion to transfer kinetic energy from your stick into the puck. Even after you complete your swing, the puck will continue moving forward, carrying it into the opposing team's zone.
In doing so, you will have eased the pressure on your own defense while putting the puck in a position that's much closer to the opposing team's goal and much more advantageous for your forwards who are looking to score.

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shoot puck hard, puck go far

Use lube, it's much more effective then going in dry.

Stop watching zipperhead cartoons. If you can't do that, just kys.

i thought john kay did that? he was a kiddie diddler

Chip it off the glass m8

Beer league playoffs tonight lads. On the line is a puck with a bottle opener on it

youtube.com/watch?v=rZLDBovy9lI
Still unsure if I should get some Vanilla icecream or not

get cookies and cream

Love hokkei, love Finland.

Russell Peters is actually funny when you've had a few drinks

Who wants to fuck

give em hell yank

Is eastside better than Franchise?

What did he mean by this?

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judging by her instagram she seems to be his gf

imagine the smell

Nooooo Yea Forumsros he can't get away with this!!

Well they are in Toronto by the waterfront, so a combination of rotting garbage and goose shit

thunderfu > rollerbladefu

that's not true, it smells like gross vagina because of the sugar factory

youtu.be/4yyryWaOEmw

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depends if you are upwind or downwind

anime? more like really gay

Abe's program has finally reached north american shores.

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based, and also redpilled

holy based

lads I might get banned soon

BRUINS BRUINS BRUINS BRUINS
Coming for the cup this year. Bringing it home.

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what happened now?

You must be a real shit poster, I had a thread I started 404 on me and didn't even get a warning

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did you post finnish sauna women?

>*gets swept in the first round by Florida*

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shoulda got banned for literring that plastic

I spammed cunny so im gonna get ding dong bannu
>easiest path to finals a team can ask for
>lose in 7 to the blues
"no"

>I spammed cunny

You deserve it.

got 'em
rayy btfo

Where

semen

just the word not the atrocious posting. I did it because /mlb/ is such a shithole they deserve to see that word spammed

ayyyyyyyyyy

norway jose

>hey /hoc/. Can you spare a drink for the guy in the chair?

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...

KEKPA BTFO

Does Rob Stark still play in this league? The only Australian ice hockey i've ever seen was some tournament final years back, and their was a player named Rob Stark, and they kept calling him the king of the north.

It's time for the percolator

lets be honest tampa should be winning the cup so analysts are technically correct but it's just that the team is full of choking manlets come playoff time

how was your weekend, sam?

Fucked some bitches, smoked some cocaine, dabbed on some cops, and ran some guns. So pretty good.

>rags and devils both miss the playoffs
>islanders win the metros and make the final
>panarin cries himself to sleep in his tiny apartment in the city

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Keep dreaming

had some preworkout. getting pumped

hey chambers

to look like an athlete, you need to be like an athlete

It's my birthday

40 years old and still incel posting, gotta grow up m8

one more year closer to death

this islels fans is quickly approaching annoying and delusion levels, only seen by >laffs fans

if true, happy birFday fucko

sorry bud I missed it, it's already the 26th here

the most delusional opinion i've seen in the offseason so far is that the ducks are making the playoffs

cringe

>ducks are making the playoffs

>islanders win the metro
lol

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were you that same simp posting on/tv/?

happy birthday, kiddo

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had a racist post deleted but didnt get a warning or anything

>playoffs
>ducks

Every day.

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>pittsburgh places 16th, misses the playoffs
>gets 1st round pick

it's official. gary has called it in.

just wanted to say I really love America, Finland, Sweden, and my fellow countrymen in a totally nongay way

I want to laugh at the NHL writers who keep sucking the rangers and devils that’s why

for hockey, its everyone

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same except for sweden, america, and your fellow countrymen

>mfw

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for me, hockey is everyone

Even me?

I am Spart/hoc/us.

it's push day /hoc/ see you at the gym then in the sauna where we talk about hockey

just took a nasty winnipeg. had to flush twice and it left some nasty sam marks behind.

I like Connor Carrick desu.

I bet you do, homo.

It sucks that he'll be so deep in our lineup, but he has food character and determination. He should be Zacha's mentor.

>tf
>tp
grim grim grimmington

I wasn't at the NFL game on Thursday just thought I'd reninder you all

took a DUDE gummy about 45 minutes ago lads, never tried before

you gotta take like three at a time or you're not going to feel anything

i'll just get drunk instead if that's the case, thanks for the tip user

sorry lad, I was actually trying to trick you
that was cruel of me and I feel kind of bad

Last time I took gummies I was at an open bar and ended up glued to the couch. Had to get someone to grab bag chips and some water

Oh (You)

almost got me lad

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Having a few too many thoughts right now

youtu.be/YOm34SVz2K8

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i know that when i get zero (you)s i have made an extremely good and thought provoking post

thinking about how gay and stupid jazz music is

>weedlet
Grim

One of those things I desperately want to like but just can't

Based Abe.

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small brains

youtube.com/watch?v=ODVffsdGoDA
some of it's fine, just avoid the dumbass shit where they do shit like unironically play every note out of key on a solo

jazz was invented by black for blacks who have smaller brains

youtube.com/watch?v=wwBhxBBa7tE

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jazz? more like jizz

the time of the wh*te is over and jazz is here to stay

jizzus

whats the bet they stole that traffic pylon just like really n*ggers would

also the drummer looks like a high elf zonked on skooma

kek

Could have sworn poo pealand's socialist government banned 4channel

they only banned pewdiepie

im a hacker

>after all these years, i have become Yea Forums

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Looks like Tarrant needs us to finish the job, lads.

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Thinking the catalog could use another /hoc/

Say no more senpai

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always good to have a dedicated >rags thread

I'm only 28
I dont post on Yea Forums only here and Yea Forums
Its alright m8 j was technically born in the 26th in Finland
Thx m8
#nohomo

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>28 years old
>posting on Yea Forums

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Yea Forums was never good

Avg age of Yea Forums is 27

I'm stoned I meant Yea Forums

for me, it's having turned 33 a couple weeks ago

Was this when >we got banished to Yea Forums?

no it's that time we went to Yea Forums last year

I know what you want

For me it's spending my birthday golfing and then at home with the wife and kids.

>28
>posting on Yea Forums
>smoking weed
>being a tripfag
and i thought i was a stupid immature little faggot

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>average age on the sports board is 27 so as an obese ethnik 28 year old travelling knife salesman that pretends to like hockey, it's perfectly fine for me to expand my interests by perusing the /jerk off to dickgirls and your cousins facebook/ board
Bravo faggotnon

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bracketanon is knifeanon?

Give us a kiss

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>Not work safe image on work safe board.

edgy

He's a white electrician originally from somewhere in or around Mississippi. Come on, it's not hard to keep up.
And last I knew, he's only chubby, not obese. Certainly in better shape than Ted is.

Bracket and KnifeDuck are two separate people, although I believe Bracket may have talked about having similar sales experience, so it confuses some people.

b&r

She is an athlete so it's on topic you faggot

Trip on bracketnig

Was really hoping that he'd show up again within the 60 seconds to avoid any confusion.

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Are prints of this beautiful piece available for purchase?

Make a t-shirt out of it

Based knowing his shit user
Yes but also no
I havent turned it off today
I told you I'm stoned and watching black mirror and I need to get shit out of the car. I'm multi tasking and doing nothing fast today. It's my birthday, sunday, and day off before going in to my new job tomorrow. In laws are paying for me to have a nice dinner tonight too. It's nice having family.

based cuckold bracket and his obese wife desu

more like faggotnon

i'd wear that shit

Can it be hockey season yet

might get a tatoo of pic related

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You guys wanna see my """boomer""" of a dad

>It's nice having family.

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Don't, lad. Safeguard his anonymity. Big Tech is watching. So are the Chinks.

>watching black reddit and smoking DUDE on your (obese) wife's son's grandparents dime
FUUUUUUUCK OOOOOOFFFFFF. HOCKEY IS NOT FOR YOU

What would you tell the artist it's supposed to be?

They already have everything on him. Hes got a smart phone and a facebook

a chinese tranny from vanpoop

Have a tattoo of Gary’s portrait over my heart lads

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monitoring this thread for (You)'s

its always hockey season in my heart

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how much can shannon bench?

>the reddit guy

1/3 his wife

18 cheeseburgers in each hand

keep chuggin' that mouthwash, lil zoomie

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*blocks your path*

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i love an ice cold bangs but sadly it is hard to find in nz, sometimes can find it in asian shops

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*diverts*

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Oi we've a problem m8?

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That's a big cock

>rags
>playoffs

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I heard you guys like jazz?

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Would you fight it

what the fuck

St. Louis Blues are Stanley Cup Champions!

Who cares. The meme season is over, time to get back to normal.

Reigning and defending!

not happening m8

What things from last season does /hoc/ think will become "the new normal?"

was wondering who will be making the next thread

It already did :)

marina edition coming

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Anyone but bracketnig

it's

fuck off Randy, no one gives a shit about your sliding rhino

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Thinking about some marinara

based marinara poster

ogopogo

ted, you here m8?

youtube.com/watch?v=uczURNKRKmo

teds ded led

>early and american
hard hard shant

Have you seen him yet!?!?

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>"Ted dead, m8.."
>..ted de--*excessive coughing* sorry.. um, i need some water..

let's get this thread tucked into bed

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alamo. KoTH>>>>>>simpsons

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So long and thanks for all the (you)s

koth is for retardos

for me, its Duff

for me, it's >beer labeled beer in movies

hey, there's a NFL football game on, Ewe Guise..

it's raining.. that's fun..

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Post in the >rags thread

Sleep now, Running Autism. New thread soon.

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general brand beer is best beer

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for me, it's romulan ale

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i just think early thread posters are the worst thing since genital warts

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>mfw i walk into the local bar to hang out with the local degenerates
youtube.com/watch?v=ZwifxWrtCJo

HEINIKIN
FUCK THAT SHIT

youtube.com/watch?v=wNMp4d9zCUc

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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cah
old
ones

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>OH MY GOD IT'S THE ROLLING ROCK BEER APE
youtube.com/watch?v=s_5w0NvWdZE

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>502

BOAST BREW TREAD BROH

>no new thread

cringe

new

NU

everybody's over here, lads

>best polish hockey player played for penguins and his only role was to punch others
I didn't know Mariusz Czerkawski played for Pittsburgh....

I'm here lads

t. toby from toledo

Same to be quite desu with you