Matt Mitrione vs. Sergei Kharitonov — in progress.
Vitaly Minakov vs. Timothy Johnson — Minakov KO 1:45 R1. David Rickels vs. Yaroslav Amosov — Amosov sub (d’arce) 4:05 R2. Tyrell Fortune vs. Rudy Schaffroth — Fortune sub (RNC) 2:08 R2. Alejandra Lara vs. Taylor Turner — Lara TKO 3:44 R1. Kastroit Xhema vs. Connor Dixon — Dixon sub (armbar) 2:08 R3. Corey Browning vs. Nick Newell — Newell sub (arm triangle) 3:15 R1. Austin Vanderford vs. Joseph Creer — Vanderford TKO (doctor) 5:00 R2. Sabah Homasi vs. Micah Terrill — Homasi KO 0:17 R1. Ricky Bandejas vs. Ahmet Kayretli — Bandejas KO 1:21 R1. Khonry Gracie vs. Oscar Vera — Gracie sub (armbar) 2:50 R1. Mike Kimbel vs. Chris Disonell — Disonell TKO 4:54 R1. Aviv Gozali vs. Eduard Muravitsky — Gozali sub (heel hook) 0:11 R1. Jon Manley vs. Thiago Rela — Manley sub (RNC) 4:47 R3.
>Only this guy can identify a true 100% ethnic Russian
as well is Minakov. Kharitonov from up north, from Murmansk.
Josiah James
>14/14 finishes nice
Christian Howard
A fucking m o u t h p i e c e
Nathan Scott
ХIaбиб is undefeated
Zachary Gutierrez
desu i'd have an autistic meltdown if i had the wrong mouthpiece so big ups to fat mitoney for not screaming and slapping himself on the head while pacing back and forth
she is fine but wtf you are translating what? learn some basics bitch. + vodka is no longer popular drink in Russia.
Tyler Kelly
That's why I stopped watching bellator. It was either page-mvp or the first Mitrione-Sergei bout where I vowed never to watch again.
Sideshow promotion
Cameron Walker
I have the strongest apricot here
Nicholas Thomas
did you know they all have that stupid fucking hair cut cause mohamed said it all has to be the same length? Imagine never rocking a flat top or a mullet, ever
Jews don't care about earning money, they just print more
Jack Scott
Mitrione got paid to bring the fake mouthpiece and let him affect his performance just like he got paid to have "kidney stones" before he fought Fedor, Russians are drunk with oil/cocaine/heroin/prostitution money right now
they care about assets though, and you can obtain assets with cold hard cash
Benjamin Hughes
>being a submissive bitch is based Jethro, please go to bed already.
Bentley James
beer, p4p. the rest is not even close to compete.
then people drink mostly whisky, wine, rum, and high qality moonshine (some people do it for themselvs). vodka is boring and poor-people-tier. it's popular in far far away rural places. but even out there people most likely make their own moonshine.
yes all the fights are finished , not all b y K.O.
Liam Morales
I wonder what he weighs there
Alexander Morales
the asian guy has no idea how to box, like literally no idea
Bentley Morales
dude.. its HORRIBLE for it's prise. for this buck you can buy real 12 yo single malt but not this 3 yo grain blended piss. 30 bucks? really? 15 MAX, or even less.
People are aware heavyweight is a weak division since there aren't that many big people, but they never bring up how flyweight is just as weak because there aren't that many people short enough to make 125
Asher Ortiz
He probably cut a couple pounds. His skull is huge too. Big foot Silva tier
Arms wise it definitely does, but it has the same kind of chest to stomach ratio that Nate has. I think Nate would fair well in a boxing match, but would lose via claws to the stomach in a mma match.
Oliver Rivera
Roos have elite boxing and footwork Nate won't be able to handle the awkward angles and the jab will land
Isaac Price
If Dustin heems Khabib would there be an immediate rematch or would it be Tony or goobs vs Dustin?
William Cruz
The only thing you're gonna get is ischemic heart disease
Julian Nelson
We talkin awlkward angles? Oh fer ser b 100%. I don't think the kangaroo could out-box him, but it could definitely Out-Awlkward him.
most like tony vs victor, goobs is probably going to get a tune up fight I'd assume
Zachary Perez
Khabib will retire if he loses and Dana will do anything to make Dustin x Connor possible
Logan Jones
How is your Portuguese coming along?
Levi Jackson
why?
Caleb Watson
If Khabib "The Eagle" Nurmagomedov loses to Dustin "The Diamond" Poirier I will personally find the biggest dicked fellow in town and suck him off to completion
Connor makes millions for the promotion. People would rather watch Connor return than Dustin x Tony too
Easton Robinson
I honestly don't understand how anyone is attracted to this shit
Juan Campbell
I meant why would Khabib retire
Charles Reyes
fattie limit for sure my man
Cooper Nelson
The Gracies are the Wayans Brothers of MMA
Luis Mitchell
Asians or chubby girls?
Leo Stewart
that's not chubby, it's unnatural
Jack Ross
He wants to retire since forever. It will be much easier to do if he loses. I heard he has another 3 fights under his contract so I might be wrong
Nathan James
>tf >tp
Leo Gomez
This shit was so bizarre, I can't believe it isn't memed more
Gooby would get a shot, Dustin is a good matchup for him and Dana already said what happens in that title fight will decide Gooby's next move. Tony will probably just get shafted again. Made to fight Charles Oliveira or something
Luke Harris
How is it unnatural? Some girls are just milk trucks
Henry Butler
don't tell me you like that fake plastic shit
Asher Smith
i didnt watch smellator. someone please tell me that lara's titty fell out
To be fair Mitrione quit because he got out-awlkwarded by the awlkward Russian angles that targeted the mouth piece. That made Mitrione feel awlkward and sperg out and fall to his knees.
Isaac Lewis
wouldn't you sperg out if you had the wrong mouthpiece tho
Joshua Gonzalez
Taking a big Schaub
Caleb Brooks
Heem, someone post the GIF of Rory walking to the stadium wearing the really fancy Peacoat.
>Irish people stereotyped as not liking curvy women >Irish poster makes post expressing distaste for curvy women >user responds with tf tp >that f_ag >that po_t you can do this user. I believe
is that the creator of world of wushu mists of pandaria and the thousand year door?
Nicholas Jones
More like SHATT SHITTRIONE if you ask me...
Nathan White
CAN NO ONE FCCNG TELL ME WHAT
>TF >TP
MEANS???? LIKE HONESLTY I'VE BEEN IN THIS THREAD FOR AN HOUR FOR ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TO HELP A NIGGER OUT!!! FUCK MAN PLEASE ONE OF YOU NOMS MUST KNOW
I go to the bodega with good fruit and get three mid-tier craft beers, a juice and a pastry, crack open a book and smoke two bowls
I may be dead inside, but this body is still kicking, if not broke
Kinda want to have sex, but I have grown to loathe online dating for its emptiness, but recently single and forced into it. These people all suck, I just want to go back to a decade ago when lonely people had craigslist and normies had outside
Oof never seen this webm. I guess you have to try this hard when you aren't actually funny, but you're supposed to be funny for a living. It's like a webm of lying on a resume.
does chang get executed by the chinese government if he loses to andraj?
Grayson Nguyen
>touches your lips with his asshole fisting hand
shouldve hendo bombed that dude
Easton Wood
Probably not but the first fight on the maincard is some random chink vs some random jap and the chink definitely gets executed if she loses to a jap in China.
>gypos are hard workers Since when is stealing metal scraps and playing instruments called hard working lmao Black people actually get educated and do something meaningful You guys cant be serious Im not a racist but i would wipe gypos out the world if i had the chance
Jaxon Morales
Nah, gypos are betas and dont stor much shit, just try to steal from boomers and fuck their daughters >gypos are hard workers for the most part L O L O L
Josiah Gonzalez
Who is your least favorite fighter?
Brayden Lee
this is a tough question for me i'd say every black fighter
Brandon White
Your favorite fighter
Bentley Gutierrez
How much those "white tops"(?) cost in Stralya? >1 buckaroo retail price like 20 years ago >bought for the sole purpose of heeming them with kid activities like walking 20 miles a day >"if they get destroyed, at least they cost fuck all and we can buy a new one" >nowadays same design & probably same shitty quality >hollywood "stars" wear them and so do 1st worlders >200 buckaroos Uncle Lyao making a bank somewhere by just having a storage full of these shits made back in the day and selling them for x1000 of what they cost because of fashion meme.
Are there any Bellator fights from last night worth watching?
Landon Robinson
literally every one
Logan Butler
Yeah, the fucking "shoes". Different price in different region is certainly in play, but I saw that autistic girl from Twilight wearing them, and was like "huh"? Turns out it's not her trying to be cheap, instead quite the opposite, her being fashionable and those shits cost like 200 buckaroos in US.
Borra dpesnt have a gas tank Realistically he loses against both And it wouldnt be even close
Ryder Gonzalez
"Adezoomer"
Gavin Torres
"she" wants to be a showjumping horse.
Charles Campbell
Memebender is older then Bobby, Bobby is more of a zoomer then lanky nigger is.
Henry Brooks
How did she open the umbrella with one hand?
Gavin Nguyen
>a bong has never used an umbrella Lmao
Cameron James
Whittaker is a tougher fight because hes the more dangerous counter striker. Isreal is too pillowfisted to avoid a big shot for 5 rounds.
Jack Nguyen
He did against gasstelum, and kevin has a better gasstank Borra gassed in the 2nd r in a 3round fight Idk i dont see him beating any of those 2, not yet
Lincoln White
For a 'trash talker' covington mumbles and stumbles over his words alot
Matthew Jenkins
You could probably get a fight against Greg Hardy
Wyatt Green
Pissreal was taken to a split decision by an inferior version of paulo in vettori. There is no way paulo can lose to him but i dont expect your slav brain to understand fist fighting that well to comprehend the match up.
Alexander Scott
>its too complicated im not able to put a single argument kek btw a slav is the best ufc HW champ if ya didnt know
boston was playing possum to draw his opponent into his deadly backwards guard, and the retarded ref calls the fight. the salmon is too cerebral for this semen slurping sport
Paulo and vettori are teammates and izzy barely edged out a w over marvin. Btw that marble mouthed idiot got knocked dead by the same short bodylet in a 5th of the time. Also that idiot is american.
Aiden Lopez
such grace
Hudson Smith
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
ALPHA BRAIN SHROOMTECH KRILL & MCT OIL PRIMATE CARE PILLS youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Brody King
stipe miocic is an american fighter he doesn't even speak croatian. he wasn't born in croatia. he's also 1-1 with a LHW he's literally not even better than a 40 year old LHW.
Camden Cruz
Is Robert Whittaker literally the only non-white with a southern cross tattoo?
There is no american ethnicity you dumbasses He is ethnically a croat and croats are a slavic nation, he is american by place of birth which literally means nothing since every border jumper calls him american as soon as they cross the fence He proved h can do 5 rounds Borra didnt , on the contrary he showed he has a lot of muscles which makes him gass only way i see him wining adesanya is by heeming him in the first 2 rounds Whittaker would murk him imo
Christian Long
My nigga is white passing , can claim identity with either group when it suits him
Daniel Harris
Croat is not an ethnicity, slavic is an ethnicity
Eli Perry
>canadian education Please leave
Christian Nguyen
I could heem every Bellator fighter
Michael Richardson
There should be an American ethnicity but jews wouldn't like that
Jason Scott
Thoughts on Stipe's main sparring partner, Aleksa Camur
Daniel Hall
>no education
After you Krum
Nathaniel Cruz
Imagine taking pride in a fighter whose family abandoned your continent.
Bellator is tragic. Mir last took on Dan Severn in a backyard pro wrestling match.
Jonathan Long
I'm a diehard Bellabro.
Just got my tickets for Lima/Rory 2
Adrian Gutierrez
Well he did beat gastelum
Luke Evans
he didnt
Nathan Brooks
He outranged a fat manlet. He won't be able to with Natty Paulo or Yoelito
Chase Morgan
I hate Adesanya as much as you guys but he dismantled Brunson, made Gastelum look like shit, and beat up Vettori. He's a solid fighter that deserves to he in the top 5 at middleweight
Blood for the Blood God Skulls for the Skull Throne
Sebastian Fisher
Havent watched him, but good luck to the kid Serbs attacking the lhw belt More interested in rakic next fight tbqh Im not gonna argue but ur an idiot "Croats (/ˈkroʊæt, ˈkroʊɑːt/; Croatian: Hrvati, pronounced [xr̩ʋăːti]) or Croatians are a nation and South Slavic ethnic group native to Croatia"
Nolan Sullivan
Hanging out with Rockhold is not a recipe for success
