How do you celebrate?

How do you celebrate?

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By getting drunk and sleeping on the couch

whore

Sex ain’t a sport

>those wimpy finger taps
if you're gonna slap an ass, at least put your palm into it

BBC in GF

I go to the bodega with good fruit and get three mid-tier craft beers, a juice and a pastry, crack open a book and smoke two bowls

I may be dead inside, but this body is still kicking, if not broke

Kinda want to have sex, but I have grown to loathe online dating for its emptiness, but recently single and forced into it. These people all suck, I just want to go back to a decade ago when lonely people had craigslist and normies had outside

>smacks ass by barely tapping it
REEEEEE

*sniff*

what is this

a lap dance

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cringe
based and hightestpilled

>godiwishthatwasme.gif

checked

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how do i find a whore like this :(

By sitting in my basement and posting on Yea Forums.

Imagine the smell

>lightly taps ass
Lmaoing @ the vrigo in the vid

Cope

that guy isn't black, wtf

>Asshole behind thong
Truly the best view a man can have

>lightly touches that butt
what a faggot

>why yes I love me a good craft beer over sex

>bodega with good fruit and get three mid-tier craft beers
s o y as fuck post

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYOU CAN'T TELL ME I HAVE LOW TEST JUST BECAUSE I NEVER MASTURBATE AND DON'T ENJOY LOOKING AT NAKED WOMEN. YOU ARE THE CUMBRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>this entire post

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Reminds me about the time a girl helping a mother load a babycarriage into the bus and she accidently backed up into my crotch

Anybody have that webm where the chick rides the guys cock and he busts after like 30 seconds? In the sound version he sounds drunk as fuck. She’s blonde and partially clothed iirc if that’s any help
Was huge in all the boards probably six months ago

porn addicts are pathetic btw lads

i wouldn't last ten seconds of this

please tell me that guy is black

True Geordie pls

Thanks for the laf m8

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you can see he's white

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By drinking 12 pints, getting kicked out of the pub, offending the taxi driver and passing out on my living room floor.
Not with women

I write OH NO NO NO on 4channel to laugh at those who lost or are losing, this is how I celebrate

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this but less pints and staggering home and falling into bushes

wtf I love california now?!

is that a question

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Wtf is wrong with you people

Where else would it be?

Can you even satisfy grills like that if you don't have an 8" x 6" dick BREHS . . .

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source?

BRAAAAAAAAP