MIAMI VS FLORIDA GAME THREAD

Auburn would bootyblast both of these shit teams

This. All Florida schools are irrelevant but boomers still fall for the meme.

Imagine believing the Gators are actually the 8th ranked team in the country.

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FSU would get bootyblasted by both

the most famous person from your school is a pornstar

youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Reddit cfb streams

FSPOO

btw, desmond howard is fucking horrible. how did he get that job and keep it?

WHITE

XD

So where's that autist who was crying in the last thread about the turnover chain and how Miami was doing poorly?

Present yourself for mockery.

Auburn is going to lose to Oregon

>showing the marching band before they start
>not showing us the half time show

Commercials were a mistake

I don't trust Malzahn to win jack shit in a retard fight between the three of them.

not him, but turnover chain is gayyy~~~~

reddit is banned in indog land and i dont have a vpn

Fucking furries

GIRLS

what the FUCK is wrong with this bitch

I will get a b1g tatoo if the SEC loses to more than 6 non conference teams this year

Nobody gives a shit about that gimmicky nigger chain besides nigger.

Grandma streams

>mfw an unranked Miami teams beats an 8th ranked Florida team right in front of my very eyes

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Bow to your Sovereign Trump of the Greenland Free State.
Hope you reach your fish quota otherwise you may be short of a hand

She's not even from the school.

fuck auburn

FUCK

The turnover chain and all the shit jewelry is cringey as fuck tbqh. Im not that guy but Miami is no longer a powerhouse, the chain is a stupid trend the media latched onto because it reminds boomers of the past dynasty.

don't get too excited, florida are highly overrated and will finish 4th in the SEC East.

This is the reason I hate Florida: they’re a new money team whose fans think they should be talked about in the same breath as Alabama. Know your place losers, you are the standard of mediocrity

>she doesnt even go here
sure retard

With a "QB" like Franks, it's to be expected.

Reminder that Georgia is a state filled with chokers.

DOGS

H A L F T I M E
F A P T I M E

>implying pre season ranking mean anything

Filepee Franks needs to be BENCHED

Dinner time

apparently the broadcasters aren't allowed to because they usually lack the broadcasting music rights to allow the marching bands music scores to play on air

For me, its Publix

Miami over UF
Purdue over Vandy
Clemson over SCAR
WVU over Mizzou
Texas over LSU
Clemson over TAMU
Oregon over Auburn
Get ready

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An SEC team is overrated? No way

>clemson over SCAR
not this year faggot

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NIGGERS

>his frat has more than 100 chapters
>his frat isn't a socio-professional organization only at certain schools
sounds more like a club than a true brotherhood user, I sure hope you don't do this

my nigga, just picked up a pub sub and some chicken during the 1st quarter

>he's in a frat

Except for the soccer team, not like that even fucking matters.

>WVU over Mizzou
>Oregon over Auburn
>Texas over LSU

nope pick two more

A man of excellent taste I see

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>more gay montages for halftime

Is Miami, dare I say, back?

based Woody

Based. For me, its Boars Head roast beef and provolone with a lemonade

Mizzou is shit m8

Mizzou is based

Nah I’m good

Lol uhhhh

picked up me one before the game
I envy yanks who lack publix

30 minutes for the rest of our lives

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How does Florida respond? Not like they feel good about letting Franks air it out. Miami is playing pretty good defense.

muh racism

He was so mad claiming they weren't going to get turnovers then immediately it would happen. You could tell he's typing through tears.

faggot

enlightened

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Whats your major /his/?
I'm a history major, I don't really think my undergrad major matters that much since my dad will pay for my grads school

Duke's gonna beat Alabama and there's literally nothing you can do about it.

Now the team that puts up the most points this half will win the game

We literally can’t have anything without “muh diversity” or “muh niggers” anymore

if i hear this fucking tim tebow speech 5 more times tonight im perforating my ear drums

they fumbled twice without being touched and barely had the ball on offense. they will still win but they should be winning comfortably up to now

Do we have a shot this year tiger bro?

A tiny D2 school in Maryville would unironically beat the shit out of you kek.

I'm an adult

I'm just glad the game of football can make me forget about Trump for a few hours.

Texas beating LSU kek. We are going to shove our cat dicks down their throats.

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giant eagle subs sitting in the deli fridge for 3 days are still better than publix subs

Boars Head Roast Beef with Jalapenos, swiss cheese and spicy mustard.
No drink just buy milk while you're there

Science has gone too far

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At least Tebow is something that Jake Fromm is not: A champion.

yeah man, its /ouryear/

it will be closer than most think

I can buy all of this user

the Oregon over Auburn is the wild card.

Texas is back so no

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I am too. You are legally considered an adult at 18, and I am 21 so I have been an adult for 3 years

Just like Georgia did, right?

based

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CSCI

Cocky cant beat the Tigers user. Clemson is a powerhouse now. Dabo has built a winner. Noone wants to come to Columbia

you're not an adult until your daddy stops paying your way

Anybody else struggle in the bedroom?

I hate Texas (OU alumni) but they are unironcilly back this year. Sam has improved and they have weapons now.

coot cope

Yeah sometimes the girl wakes up

>nobody expected us to be here, but we are here
Yeah, it's the first week. Were people thinking the program would just give up ahead of time?

Miami can't keep this up. Fla wins going away.

My sister just drank all the fireball so all I got left is some cheap whiskey and bud light. Whatever she's passed out now. Sis needs help she does this like every other day now.

I want to race mix with Maria Taylor.

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>alumni
nice education

damn that referee is jacked, I need his routine

Notre Dame would booty blast both these teams

you are limiting the fuck out of good grad school options except law

Me.

Seems like some nights I toss and turn for hours before I can fall asleep.

t. hunter from easley who never even came close to attending

Do you have sex with her?

Gators starting to put a drive together

Sounds like penis cancer

F

Don't need it. Retired in my 30s.

that is a horrible PI call

Lost to OK State, Lost to WV, Lost to Maryland, Barely beat Tulsa and Baylor. Suck a fucking nut. They are going to get a fucking Dicking you are more delusional than TN fans.

>Irish beating southern teams
No

Truck drivers are some weird mother fuckers.

lmao are you the guy that thinks 45k is enough to retire on? enjoy the next 50 years of poverty

sometimes I stay up for hours trying to go to bed

>Gators getting bailed out by the refs episode.

i can't tell what race felipe franks is

Sister just drank all the fireball wtf. All I got left is cheap whiskey and bud light. She does this all the time I think she needs help.

>FSU will be lucky to win 5 games nigga

I wish was true.

adulthood is when you find yourself shopping for a chandelier for your living room and being more picky about it than your wife

Collecting DI from Uncle Sam isn't retired, NEET.

Why not just fuck her and teach her a lesson?

I have that same problem since quitting booze

he's a real human bean

>golf
>6 spectators struck by lightning
what the fuck? did anyone else see that shit in the bar at the bottom of the screen?

that's called realizing you're gay

he's the Perfect Goy Race

the future is brown you bigot

i work at a trucking terminal and can attest to this.
No one else on the planet can have an hour long conversation with themself about cheeseburgers

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He's Muttican just like all of us.

>wife

don't lie bro

Oh my God my sister just drank all the fireball
There was literally a gallon of it before. I think I need to take her to counseling

as if a south carolina fan could talk
A literal monkey could get in to that school and STILL most of your fans are trailer trash who've never even been to columbia

>chandelier
stop watching hgtv. I bet you try to make your house "farmhouse rustic" too.

Enjoy work Monday wagie.

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...

Fucking based

>star wars

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I work with a 30 year trucker. He is pretty funny but the dude never stfu. He can talk all fucking day just nonstop about anything 90000 stories.

Miami’s gonna win this game

>finally moved out of parent's house earlier this year
>finished chores and other shit up earlier today
>watching football now while wrapped in a blanket

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I actually do enjoy my job. I love it every day and I honestly pity you if you haven't yet found your passion. I hope you find something you truly enjoy with all of your free time.

but I live here in Columbia. USC just isnt good, has never been good, and will probably never be good.

You know how you can tell the USC is less than mediocre? When their claim to fame is winning the fucking Outback bowl against tOSU more than a decade ago. tOSU fans dont remember playing that game, and its all USC fans have to cling to.

USC sucks. They will suck this year. They will suck next year and the year after that too.

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damn Florida fucking SUCKS

time to get it in bro

Gators are fucking done without the bullshit PI calls.

Sure you do wagie.

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Franks might not win the heisman this year

I just flipped this on, what have I missed.

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Dude some of these dudes just talk all goddamn day long. My trainer just straight stayed on his phone when i was in the chair.

Seriously girl livers get fucked up way way faster than man livers

I’m sorry but did the Gators already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Gators are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the SEC East for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NCAA who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Week 0 Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Gators are one of the best fucking teams in the NCAA, they went 10-3 last year and would of won the Natty if the kicker didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the gators win and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the U just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like LSU did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Chargers topics because you're an autist who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

I'm 28 and make 45k. Am I going to be poverty mode for the rest of my life :(

A semen slurper.

Sounds like I identified you pretty clearly, huh? Clemson's requirements are barely even higher, I got into both easily.
>most of your fans are trailer trash
don't talk about your own fan base like that bro that's harsh.
seething tater constructing a new narrative to try to make it seem like he wasn't exposed. Embarrassing. How's the associates at tri-county tech going? Maybe you can make it to your first ever college football game this season!

Typical boring wagie lives to work then dies many such cases

In what world was that a bad PI call? Shut the fuck up Kirk. His hands were all over the receiver

no. the house just normal. every chandelier out there is just ugly.

Florida turning the ball over and playing progressively worse as the game wears on. Also a new meme turnover chain.

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reminder popcorn ceilings are a fucking meme and cancer to clean

don't ever believe the bullshit your (((realtor))) says about them being good for noise reduction

I'm sure you can afford anything like that on 45k. Are you seriously happy being impoverished for the rest of your life?

Florida's junior QB with experience is fucking worse than Miami's QB who has never even started a game of college football lol.

kek

Checking in for the start of CFB lads!

anyone else watch homesteading videos on youtube? shit looks kino, just building a little cabin, growing crops and animals, getting off the grid. if i had any balls i'd do it.

He's just a mad wagie. You can live fine on less than that as long as you don't go in debt getting new cars and shit. I have a paid off house and car and live great. Go on 3-4 vacations a year and have money to spare.

What are you drinking tonight lads?

I have everything paid off and made a lot more money than 45K before I retired. I invested for 12 years and lived in my means. I go to Japan for a month soon and have plenty over money.

Enjoy getting shot in five points cock lover

Boulevard 80 Acre

green tea

>seething tater
>tri-county tech

I am from and live in Columbia, SC. I have no fucking clue what you are talking about

the local comm college is Midlands Tech, no Tr-County, and no one calls anyone here a fucking "tater"

Vodka

Water.

Girl piss

water with xanax and oxy

Water

Florida fan confirmed

truth. you can paint them, but only with a paint sprayer

enjoy fucking your livestock.
I can tell from that 2nd sentence that you're not but keep trying.

Jarren is fucking terrible. People are gonna look at the stats and not the tape and think he was good.

Kona

>tfw grad student TA forced to instruct prime 18-19 y.o. thots
>tfw barely have time to shitpost anymore
life is cruel

Tfw actively RIGHT NOW on the clock at my minimum wage job. How do I live the NEET life?

>not having a few beers with that
enjoy wasting drugs

>yfw Greenland State wins the Sugar Bowl

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miller high lifes user. The same as every night

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>tfw made $80k straight out of college

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Hurricraps

I would fall asleep if I did that

You're like the 20 year old who creeps around 14 year old chicks telling them about how cool it is to be a college guy

Depends, where do you live?

>tfw math major with $300k starting

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Mountain Dew Code Red

Florida has had great field position all game and did fuck all with it.

how are you gonna stay awake?

Based refs

>a fucking leaf
perhaps dogs would be more to your liking

Baton Rouge

Never went to school feel like I'm too old now :(

>spoiler: they're gonna lose

How is Florida ranked so high?

>4TH AND 5
ballsy

also, the FIX IS IN

Not him but I'm not even going to bother with the social etiquette, I'd fuck a 19 year old in a heartbeat. They're adults, who cares.

I didn't take a lot of either.

refs bailing out gators again

We /refball/ now

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Boomers

Ive made 39k gross this year so far. Hoping I can clear 60 before the year ends. Freight willing.

Yeah, 18-20 year olds never hook up with older guys!

same reason notre dame and michigan are ranked around them. Bias and name recognition.

big name school with a decent end of season run

bruh, oxy are only good with a couple of beers

2 beers, and 2 oxy, then nurse a beer.

an hour later, its another oxy and another beer then nurse a beer

the goal is get the float from oxys man

You'll be fine. Maybe get a roommate or wife to help.

Florida needs to work on their red zone offense

>lol dude the age of consent should be 30
Fuck off. Any normal straight man will readily admit to being attracted to 18-19-year-old women

Except michigan actually returned talent

>I can tell from that 2nd sentence that you're not but keep trying
I can tell you're 12 from Myrtle Beach and still there

These shitty defenders do the finger wag every play.

Based Florida trailer trash

Yeah, I usually drink a little but only took like 15mgs to chill out.

Who do they have to replace Gary and Bush?

You're probably not but going while working is probably challenging, especially if you have a family.

Still, I went to Auburn with a guy with a wife and son who worked third shift (11pm-7am) 45 minutes away, then came back and took aerospace engineering classes. He got his degree.

>Greenland State
>Founded 2019
>Football stadium is named Donald J Trump Memorial Stadium after large cash donation from President Donald J Trump

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>greenville
>gamecock alum
nice try though

oxy and alchohol

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>Vinny Testaverde Jr. an NFL backup now
Jesus fuck where does the time go

>STOP EATING BEEF GOYIM

nice try Horry County

you're absolutely seething that I called you out, aren't you?

>winning football games without black people
not gonna happen
you can't win with only an offensive line and a quarterback

Fuck there are chickens in Greenville?
Shit I have to go back there for thanksgiving that’s a fucking bummer

I forgot to fap at halftime, can I do it during the game?

if you didnt take enough to make you sleepy you didnt take enough to get high

>mfw muttlipe franks pisses his fan base off again tonight

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yeah because we're not bandwagoners like climpsen "fans"

Make it quick one when the third quarter ends

>tfw I will never know

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>Clinton Portis

based and southeast jerome-pilled

They don't teach world history there?
The weather is on our side.

LMAO ANDREW LUCK JUST ANNOUNCED HIS RETIREMENT

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I wasn't trying to get super fucked up. Took 15mg oxy and 1mg xanax with a few bong hits. I feel pretty good.

better start edging

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>tfw when remember that thing that happened in middle school and it takes another 2 hours for you to forget about it and go to sleep

Wife says I don't, I think she's lying.

confirmed

twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1165435636893016064

based and Redskinpilled.

At least pick someone sort of believable

Source or you’re big gay

see

KEK COLTS ARE FUCKED

Pedo state pls go

FUCK IT'S REAL!

IT’S FUCKING REAL

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

WAHT THE SHIT

Dont have a family at least if I decide to. Just me and the wife.

HOLY FUCK ITS REAL

Wow Luck retiring, this is crazy.

>twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1165435636893016064
holy shit. What's the over/under on Colts wins without him? 2? 3?

lads

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wew lad

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what a fucking pussy, the colts are ruined now lol

REF FUCKING BALL

>Miami big play
>flag

At least make it less obv

LUL COLTS GM ON SUICIDE WATCH

Lmao rip colts

Can we say he was a victim of Deflategate?

History?
You mean when weather completely wiped out Greenland's Norse population?

fuck i drafted luck in fantasy

>drafting a weak-mind literal neckbeard qb

Sad!

hell yeah chad kelly time

LMAO

did you miss the *obvious* holding at the beginning of the play?

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Colts have passed the Packers in wasting GOAT QBs.

Nope they announced Briskett the starter already

I guess his ankle injury was worse than they were letting on.

No, how it has saved Russia's ass multiple times.
We're climatized. It is -4C/25F and wind is blowing 45+ knots right now and it is no big deal, winter hasn't even started yet.

>6 sacks
The absolute state of The Miami OLine

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>still another week

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literally "where are my car-keys I haven't seen them in 3 days" and "please just give me a DUI right now" the drug combination

>it's not barry

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fucking GOD fucking DAMN IT

now the Clots are drafting Lawrence and ruining 3 (T H R E E) fucking generational talents at QB

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Man if Indy didn't have one of the best stadiums in the NFL I'd say they should just sell the team

They have 3 freshman on the line.

This Florida offense is quite pedestrian. Is Franks that mediocre?

>Reddit is banned but Yea Forums is not
based Indonesian government

nfl needs to step in and lobotomize luck so he can keep playing

Can't really help it when everyone's too young. Miami is in for a slog this year. Expect 4 wins.

Just wait until the North Atlantic Current decides to wipe the white man off of your melting shithole again
it'll be anyday now

only wilson and kirk remain in that qb class

Jarren is too dumb to make proper reads

Thank god luck is retiring. I’ll never have to see his donkey face again

spilled spaghetti!

Yes. He's that classic shit ass scrappy physical SEC QB that will miss 75% of routine throws but have a couple miracle bombs over the course of the game.

Oh my God Miami what the fuck are you doing

MIAMI AND INDIANAPOLIS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Franks is shit

Please God no. What deal with the devil did Jim Irsay make for more crack?

MUFF
U
F
F

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA bring out the turnover chain!

THE ABSOLUTE STATE

you do that at home man, chillin in your Lay-Z-Boy and watching /cfb/

rg3 is still a backup.

FLORIDA EATING SOME MUFF TONIGHT

Any chance he goes to the XFL? His dad is the commish.

THAT NIGGA CRYING

>melting
Nothing melting here. Just a way for the government to steal more money from Danmark. The snow actually evaporates because it is so dry.

retard fucking miami special teams fuck

what a failure

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How much you wanna bet Florida doesn’t get a td?

>the beaner shithole of cryami

My sides!

they might finish last this year and get stuck drafting the qb from oregon

Hard to make reads when gayturds are in your face the moment the ball is snapped

>nearly throws an interception on a thrown away pass

Thinking you lads are right.

PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE GOT A SCREENCAP OF THE DUDE WITH HIS HEAD DOWN

trying to lose I think

everything was going ok

They can still get it together

>its so hot the snow literally just evaporates rather than melts
what a cope

>CRYAMI HURRRRRRRRRICANES

Can the players see the yellow line??

he knocked dat niggas helmet off

Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that college football was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>pizza sticks
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Seahawks fan (AKA real FOOTBALL) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.

PS. see you in the superb owl chiefs

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Yes

Please

was he a positions coach? lol

No because they’re color blind

The memes are working powerful magic today.

yeah there's a sensor in their helmet

Only since the NCAA implemented the laser system a few years ago

He has been getting sacked with all day in the pocket too o-line and QB are both shit

>Seahawks
>Applebee's

is this the worst combo to ever be mentioned on Yea Forums

Florida going to fall into a win and remain in the top 10 until week 6 when they actually play real teams.

see ya

You have to go back.

Fell like the dam is about to burst

they played bad in the 2nd and 3rd but certainly have the ability to win a lotfo games

Applebees and anything is a pretty sad combo

If someone was a South Carolina fan and had dinner at Applebees, that would be worse

What conference will UGreenland be when Trump annexes you?

Big Sky.

Looks like I feeled spelling class

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You can only do so much when you have an inexperienced coach and QB. Miami will have a brutal season ahead of them.

I didnt know anyone went to applebees except for endless apps?

Spent 8 days at Thule when our jet broke and we had to wait on a part. No idea how people do that for 6 months at a time.

A Clemson fan at chili’s on the other hand...

Andrew Luck has retired. Wow. I knew he had some injuries but damn.

Which one has the least amount of niggers? They smell.

Do you even have chains?

Their schedule is really easy until about week 5-6. Then we will see if they are any good. They should easily be 5-0 to start.

ACC could use another team. Couldnt be worse than than the other non clemson teams.

They don't really play anyone nearly as good as Florida until possibly Clemson

Florida is college football's wasteland for offensive players. You go there to waste you career and party.

Taylor Swift waiting tables is the intro to the world’s best porno

Come on, Kirk, just because he's a black man that loves going to the zoo doesn't mean you need to be racist about it.

That's the SEC in general. I'm not sure why anyone elite QB/WR would ever want to play there. Elite Defensive players, yes, but not offense.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA U

this is why college coaches get paid so much...a bunch of kids

>GAYTOR RACK-ah DISAPRINE

>the state of florida.

>The city of (You)

lmao just send this team into the fucking sun

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHA HERE IT IS THE FLORIDA COMPLACENCY OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

LMFAOING AT GAYTURDS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GAYTORS KEK

DA U
A

U

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE STATE OF SEC DEFENSE !!!!!

IMAGINE BEING THIS UNDISCIPLINED AND MAKING ALL OF THESE SILLY MISTAKES

I MISSED THIS SPORT

>absolute state of the 2012 draft 1st round
Luck, RG3, Trent Richardson, Justin Blackmon

GATORADE

>guy who never has sex

hey now.

tate martell was the decoy on both those huge miami runs

>#8
>#8
>#8
>#8
>#8

>these refs

Neither team is playing well consistently. Occasionally 1-2 good plays but then the rest of it is shitty reffing and poor play calls.

Football is back, boys!

It's amazing how Miami is doing everything to not win this game and yet Florida is STILL losing.

SEC SEC SEC

Nah bramblejam. Auburn, Georgia, Tennessee and Kentucky have had lots of good offensive players.

t. gator fag

So Florida vs Michigan bowl game again this year?

>that Florida "tackling"

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the poll voters won’t get the point that both teams are actually trash and they’ll both be ranked 13-18
SAD!

Andrew Luck cucked the NFL lol

the teams that traded out of that round absolutely knew what was going on

zero consistency out of either team

Why would you play the best defenses when you could play Big 12 and score 60 points a game and punch a free ticket to NFL?

Press F literally.

twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1165441992635113479

OJ bouta drive to indy and kill him

twitter.com/TheRealOJ32/status/1165441329226276866

Little niglets probably want to go to Miami so bad

HAHAHAHA you fucked up, Franks!

>the absolute state of florida.

Its still a 2 possession game lads

hahahahah get fucked japan

RIP

LMAO

GAYTURDS BTFO

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYYEEEEEESSSSSSS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TO THE GAYTORS FAG TALKING SHIT HOW DOES IT TASTE YOU BRAINDEAD RETARD LMAO

SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC

That's exactly my point. But user is correct. Some teams in the SEC get some pretty good offensive talent (though I'd also say UGA is largely due to being able to recruit Georgia at will). Bama is weird because it's hard to say if any one player is truly "elite" when everyone else on your team is also a five star player.

Florida can't tackle WTF

>The absolute state of Flurda

Lol where day fag jap gator at?

CHAAIIIIINZZZZZZ

FELIPE FRANKS SPECIAL

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

INT

SEC EXPOSED IN WEEK ZERO (0)

>fillepay fronks

BENCH THAT FUCKING FAGGOT

MEME CHAIN!

He about to commit suicide man.

>inb4 refs

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gee why did they stop panning to franks' mom?

PUT IN TEBOW YOU FUCKS

Id take the points here

Was she hot?

English teacher doesn't sudoku, that is only for Math professor.

TURNOVER CHAIN

>GAYtors
>Dan Mullett
>Felipe Goblino

GO FOR IT

MEME RANGZ

>Florida
>Franks

They are falling below even my modest expectations.

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CHAAAAAIN GAAAAAANG FUCK YEAH

Franks may very well be the worst starting power five quarterback I have ever seen. And somehow I still think some NFL team will pick him up because of "muh cannon arm."

this fucking florida team has downs

>florida.

No, sister was though

>Florida in charge of tackling

>"no fun allowed" flag
etf regs

>florida

embarrassing

thought they had it there

>was gonna get holding
>hit out of bounds
lmao

Who does Auburn have besides Cam?

No you are thinking of deondre Francois

>hitting him 5 yards out of bounds

REMINDER THAT THIS TEAM WAS RANKED 8 IN THE PRESEASON POLLS.

bo jackson?

>successful punter fake
>succesful kicker fake
I'm happy today

that one year where they got meme miracle wins and lost in the championship.

Basically just Bo Jackson and some "Who?" guys

Sister just took one of my Xanax bars and took the whole thing. She won't shut the fuck up now.

congrats to Georgia on their sec east title

>Florida was ranked 8

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Tate is a fucking legend

Thank god late hit OOB is a dead ball foul

Put your dick in her mouth. She'll totally let you

That's some E L I T E coverage.

COLLEGE KICKERS

Come on miami

Bubba fucked up

Win this for Coreen Brown. Go gatas.

FUCKING MEME GAME ON OUR HANDS BOYS

3 Turnovers and only down by 3? Confirmed Gators will definitely lose to Auburn, Georgia, S. Carolina, and Mizzou (at the least)

>college
>kickers

MIAMI CHOKES AHAHAHAHAHAHA

LMAO fuck the canes

Literally called this when the turnover happened, this very scenario. Lol

They might even lose to Kentucky.

>college kickers

>kekkers

good lord this is some bad football

>meme-ami

>bubba
>college kickers

CRYAMI HAHAHAHAHA

is this a meme game?

Neither team looks like they want to win desu

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good choice to miss, keeps florida in bad field position

strap in boys no telling how this meme resolves itself

>college kickers

The quarterback that yaer was a cornerback for like two years and Tre Mason is braindead.

Was she drinking too? Ive never known someone who didn't just fall asleep after taking one when they aren't drinking.

This, 4d chess at its best

good kick, white boy

>lets see what Felipe Franks can do
Three and Out probably

>good lord this is some bad football
It's only going to get worse. Hawaii and Arizona are next.

Does anyone want to win this game!?

Playing 4D Chess!

>the entire state of Florida in charge of not being ass at college football

Successful in a memeworthy way

Miami also has a retarded freshman QB that can't keep an organic drive going for shit

Florida can't lean on a dominant run game like last year, that's a problem

dragon franks

what a fucking meme of a game.

can someone post stream

FELIPE CONFIRMED GREATEST FLORIDA QB OF ALL TIME

You were saying?

Kicker lost them the game with the momentum shift

wew fucking meme game Franks throwing elite dragons out of NOWHERE

gonna need a new thread

but I'm not going to watch hawaii and arizona. This bad football is notable due to the fact that its two high profile programs

MORE
E
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S

God I missed college football so much. So happy to be shitposting with you lads again.

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And there it is, 1 of the 2 miraculous deep balls Franks was going to throw today

She drank half my fireball so yes. Some people go crazy for 30 mins then pass out. Her and friend are outside smoking a cig and are loud as fuck.

dragon.

Go fuck yourself

APOLOGIZE

I got you

youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

post sister and her friend

These teams haven't been good for 20 years.

there is no better game than a meme game.

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1. Tebow
2. Wuerffel
3. Spurrier

9001. Franks

Okay.

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKK

Hell, maybe I'll get my shoot out afterall...

Florida was winning nattys 10 years ago
Congrats, Felipe managed to put together a drive against a shitty miami team

Florida is the MemeTeam

it's been a fun one

This game is a mess and I love it

>fucker throws one good ball and starts peacocking all over the place
god i hate whatever race franks is

Mutt

do it

He's a Kalergi mutt.

They've both won multiple titles in the last 20 years

Feleipe Franks is like Dak Prescott but infinitely worse somehow

THE SHERMINATOR

He looks mulatto without his helmet, but white with it.

>multiple
Do you know what this word means

New thread get in here lads

His skin tone is lite but his hair is african

Seriously though, what the fuck is this guy's racial mix? His mom looks like a regular white woman, and I've never seen his dad - do we know who he is? Dude is a straight up amerimutt meme looking dude like Mahomes.

I DO DIS
STAP PLAYN WIT ME

nigger

Was about to post the same thing
Good work user

I think your list is pretty accurate

someone called me a retard for pointing out that vegas was predicting the game to be 27=20 florida win

idimsports.eu/watch/742350/2/watch-miami-fl-vs-florida.html

thats all I have

Miami QB cant run. that play was shit

use google you autist

Stephen's Phone BTFO

Stephen gets cockblocked by his girlfriend's dad
I don't understand why she wouldn't just go to Stephen's house

Mahomes is a black mutt, Franks is way more hispanic with a little black.

Larry Culpepper kicks the shit out of Fansville.

I really need U to lose. I wish they both weren't so shitty.

>MEME GAME
MEME GAME
>MEME GAME
MEME GAME

>a mental mistake
You mean a nigger mistake

what a fucking fiesta

cfb is back on the menu boys

My memeometer is off the charts

is this 2007 all over again?

Miami LT is the worst OL I've ever seen holy shit.

>Interfering with that pass

florida: barley winning in a terrible fashion

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This is actually the worst game of football I've ever seen
How are these teams both so bad?