/cric/ England v Australia

Sportschan.

>12 months later wins the world cup
>1 month later saves the IMPOSSIBLE TO WIN test to save the ashes

based, epitome of STRONGMIND

He looks like a paedophile.

My favourite part was all out for 67 when all the poms disappeared from /cric/.

only criticism is that tie knot 2bh

paedo poster is obvious projection

Show some footage of Cummins and Lyon abusing gays to these two and anything’s possible

m8 the 67 all out happened so quick on a weekday it was all during business hours. was never many in the first place unlike the 1st day when it all in the UK evening due to the rest being rained off

nothing like aussies who literally abandon their stadiums when things don't go their way

we all had work mate

>t. rolf harris

What you going to do when England chase this? You really to get bullied?

Our stadiums aren’t meme 18,000 grounds so we can’t be at capacity all the time

Yes I'm really to get bullied.

Cool

Why don't you ever have work when England's winning.

why don't you hit more boundaries in world cup finals

The more I think about it the more I think it can happen. It's only Day 4 and the Headingley pitch frequently flattens out to allow for huge runchases. Even fucking Denly managed to hold out for 155 balls. And yeah I would absolutely love it if England made it. When all seemed lost last night I was thinking what a shame it was that their 18-year winning streak in home Ashes series was about to end. It's a proud record.

caribbean t20 soon

I didn't play.

Kek imagine loosing a world cup final because of this

it's exactly those reasons it won't happen

we replaced moeen who can once in a blue moon actually pull through with leach who is a proper no .11

archer can't actually bat, his batting average is only okay because he's against div 2 shitters, we literally have no batdeep anymore. Relying on bairstow and buttler? Fool's game. The game is hopeless.

why don't you go out on Friday and Saturday nights instead of getting drunk at home and being a cunt on an anime forum? legit question btw

based sebbo fooling everyone

lies

this is quite a funny reply because if you can believe it or not New Zealand managed to tie with the great England not only in the actual game but also in the super over, but then lost on boundaires

haha, can you even imagine

no mates

what happened to all those ugly lads in the club piccies?

free money lads

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and I probably would've got zero boundaries and zero runs.

"leaves all my whatsapp groups as they're a waste of my precious life*
*Buys a sick evisu denim jacket*
*Be's based*

not every British poster is me faggot

Because the ball would've hit the stumps if not for your extremely obese legs.

Bit mean mate

not every Irish poster is me, and I don't know or care if you're gay you faggot.

Headingly pitch is flat as fuck RN
England will win

THE KEY IS THE NEW BALL

I don't have any club pics

do you think nass ever reflected on the fact he shared a name with a tyrannical dictator

Right, everyone new go and post in the old thread to fill it to 500 now

Tbh the real danger to England is that Root and Stokes will have to play themselves back in after a night's rest (which I believe Root is known to be bad at).

weird post.
yes obviously I'd get out quickly as I'm not a professional cricketer.
and I'm in pretty good shape.

I'm literally so fucking based . Truthy B

So Zach, why don't you go out on Friday and Saturday nights instead of getting drunk at home and being a cunt on an anime forum? legit question btw

...

Gay thread for gay people

Saddam was considered one of the most progressive and biggest allies to the west until he wasn't. Would be like calling The Queen a dictator if America decided to invade us for our quality dairy products.

the dumb pom freshie needs to stop making early low-quality threads.

Going out gets boring after a while

Wrong sport, you're thinking of male competitive dance or something. Rugby League is a hard game for hard men, it's not gay.

I have zero respect for New Zealand or its people.

Truthy B
Pressie B
Wealthy B

sounds like you've grown up a bit finally m8. time to settle down with a nice girl. how's that project looking

and why would anybody care?

/cric/ has zero respect for blow-ins.

So true
I feel this way myself so it just rings true
New Zealanders are nonces

Sincerely doubt either of you have met a NZer or been to NZ. Very American way of expressing yourself.

Michelin Man is seething lads...

gentle reminder that australia were in an un-loseable position and that if they lose this it's worse than 60 all out

Did they really cancel 800 words? Was a quality show, got really attached to the town of Weld, the latest season only finished here. tfw no Shay gf :(

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my only regret in the world cup final is that we didn't steal it from australia instead of NZ

that would have been delicious. shame australia were pathetic and got completely raped by our big boys

suspect sebbo might've flicked it over to the union jack.

don't want to go to New Zealand . Pathetic nonce irrelevant exile country why do you exist ? Have no idea honestly

I just don't get it m8.
don't understand why you say these things.

If the grim rapist doesn't like you, you're doing something right

I realise he's almost certainly drunk.
and definitely unhappy in life.
but what's NZ got to do with it? a real mystery.

plebby b with his autistic pro-bob willis anti-NZ anti-LOI pro-autistic rambling streaks

>1:33 AM Sun England
truly grim cric hours

Why do kiwis take everything so seriously

this picture makes me sad because I will live alone and unloved my whole life

Have more respect for Sebbo at this point.

We usually don't. but it's never just "banter" with Zachy. he has a really nasty streak and an irrational real hatred of NZ.

SAME OLD KIWIS

ALWAYS SEETHING.

>here's me responding to sebbo on his new proxy
Fuck, got me m8 well done

I'm being pretty calm and straight forward to be honest. can't get any real dialogue though.

I'd wager that his preferred sport is soccer and that not calling it and exclusively it football will trigger him. He's here for the ashes and a little bit excited, like those little toy dogs that piss themselves on the carpet.
Yes, early threads are very bad.

yeah new it was the fat lad.
how's the new proxy gimmick going m8

You are a grim traitor suck up nob job chasing cheap approval points you sad cunt
. Also that doesn't capture the essence of my posts at all deano , haven't said anything particularly anti odi cricket in yonks
Fucking brainlet

an early thread is fine if you've got an absolute banger lined up and it's essential you post it, but this one's a shitter and in no way warrants being early

This isn't seething kiwi though mate. I really like this kiwi.

absolute fuckin' banger lads

why do you get so pissy on the weekend nights though mate. legit question.

there is no singular "seething kiwi" mate.

Did I post last night lawnlad? No I didn't
Pipe down

forgive my hiberno-english

No idea, wasn't here. you're steaming tonight though m8

Garbaldisham, what a lovely English village. Watch out for those German strawberries.

>come back from a three-day
>everyone's still seething
>everyone's calling everyone else sebbo
>literally have been no sebbo posts in three days
rent fucking free

your posts always have that same vein of autism and delusion m8

no offence, surprised kiwis fall for your retardation every time

no I'm not. Not every British poster is me

your posts are fairly easy to pick 2bh lad. you pick me fairly easily, fair to assume it works both ways

Nice redditspacing
You know fuck all about my posts deano , you don't don't who I am , you don't recognise me , still i 'm more influential and funnier than you will ever be you sad little kiwi suck up job
Run along now forgotten little child

Poms are only paying 3 dollarydoo's for a win against the gallant Australians at one fifty, the Poms are gonna win.

not a bad bet at all.

>complaining about reddit spacing

what the fuck are you lad?

a nonce?

?

where did you go last night Zachy, out on the town? hot date? genuinely interested.

> still i 'm more influential and funnier than you will ever be

hilarious post there m8

I would want better odds on the Poms than that, I was shocked.

when's his famous e09 coming lads

it's like 1.40 for aussie win atm, 2.87 for england win

honestly probably value on australia, england definitely aren't making this

Reddit

>> still i 'm more influential and funnier than you will ever be
>
>hilarious post there m8

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she's a slut

alchy locks is fat and smells and has no knowledge of non English cricket

Reminder that plebby b has a massive forehead accentuated by his receding hairline, something he terribly insecure about despite his hair genetics already being trash tier

Grim rapist swinging wildly

both fair comments.
now please shake hands and move on.

those sluts are doable in england m8

missed out on it all in my life, it's just sad

so true
so true

can't remember the last time I saw sebbo get a (You). must be soul-destroying.

been a bit more than three days, but not much more

GOD I DON'T WANT ENGLAND TO LOSE WICKETS QUICKLY TOMORROW BUT I KNOW IT'LL HAPPEN

how do I deal with this feel

my forehead doesn't even look that big IRL lol literally nobody has ever commented on it , dissecting features in pics isn't real life

Sleep in until lunchtime

people don't usually make comments like that to our faces.

Get a woman now then.

You arrest yourself for being a nonce,

Anonymous
08/25/19(Sun)01:52:45 No.94983125

alchy locks is fat and smells and alchy locks has a round build and smelly hair and no knowledge of non English cricket. Hasn't even heard of kusal mendis in fact. Truly startling

holy crap kek, COPE: the post

grim

I find the intertwining alchy locks and zachy b narrative truly confusing.

today's menu:
low-quality MMA
late lunch
rugby
cricket

there's really only one person honestly
alchy locks is alchy b

'chabin bla x

nah you'd think it would come up in drunken banter or something . I've partied loads for years and literally nobody has ever mentioned my forehead. Truth is it isn't particularly striking irl

>my forehead doesn't even look that big IRL

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/cric/'s pretty low-IQ when it comes to bants 2bh. mainly because we don't actually know each other.

based af

zachy b was originally called alchy b, he was called plebby be after he was outed for having terrible opinions

Based sebbo cucking cric again

x

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it was particularly striking on all the occasions I had the displeasure of having to witness your bulging freak forehead swelling onto my monitor

Alchy locks is a fat redditor with a slightly nerdy sense of humour who seems to like to pretend I'm dumb for some reason and suck up to nonces even though I completely mog him intellectually, he's basically very insecure
Alchy B is me , a man who actually watch es cricket that doesn't involve England

Fucking based. This is the first thread in a while that talks about sebbo properly. Last one was a few days ago, think Thursday or Friday.

Also do you have the rent free sebbo comic?

ok sorry Zachy but that's pretty funny

for me this is the brit

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which one's in Dorset

i got a few

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i keep one for the keks bla x

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>takes 15 years to load his forehead

poetry

my forehead is literally like 3 inches from the top of my nose to the bottom of my hair . It's not particularly big

looking forward to sammies actually:
piccalilli
ham
cheese
mayo
on ciabatta

This is where, if Zach hadn't alienated NZ, I would have leapt to his defence.

make some basil pesto to go with it bla x

>my forehead is literally like 3 inches from the top of my nose to the bottom of my hair . It's not particularly big

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I don't like American or Irish replying to my posts thanks. Would rather go (You)less

k x

cringe but redpilled

*be's relentlessly insecure about his hair loss*

sebbo get off the ropes for a sec m8, make room for Baldy B

loving the false narrative that based sebfury was ever "on the ropes"

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*be's relentlessly fat and smelly and from poorset and never watching a game not involving England because fat and stupid and a drunk redditor*

Zach and Alchy you guys should meet up and fight

cant stand the thought of being near that smelly Dorset barstard

>talking shit about dorset
mate
you're from sussex
wessex is at least ten times better

Dorset perception

You Brit monkeys fighting for the entertainment of some Aussies on a Mongolian throat singing forum should be ashamed of yourselves

fuck up zachy

Nice
This one is too true

Dorset is fucking grim . Basically just don't go west of Chichester in England . You're in for a hellride

my mate in England said Dorset and Sussex were literally the same place.

>You Brit monkeys
sebbo branching out?

Why does /cric/ descend into savagery as soon as play stops

Once cric stops letting sebbo live rent free

Truthy B
Pressie B
Wealthy B

Your mate couldn't be any more wrong. Sussex is full of posh people that have moved out of London. Dorset is west country which is basically farmers galore.

youtube.com/watch?v=lzGkB6YO9Yc

Just made a posty b in /hoc/

not really . Sussex has energy . Dorset has a few ''fairly nice'' towns and then loads of other places that are literally depraved savage grim . Hampshire is grim too

>poosex has energy
YIKES
I
K
E
S

Yes yes England is grim yes we know

the fermented kumquats came out lovely lads

what are you going to do with la x

do try the basil pesto with yer Sammie x

I'll trust what my mate says thanks.

plz post pic, absolutely fascinated

...

x

x
x

Zachy when are you moving out of that shithole Sussex to based Dorset?

g'nite bla x
youtu.be/Ce6gwcJONz8

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Truthy B
Pressie B
Wealthy B

just picture kumquats sliced up and covered in salt

Baldy b
Shitty b
Rapey b

Imagine salting cumquats

Only virgins knowingly waste food desu. Chads ferment/preserve and look after their gut health while saving money and the planet.

The incel pedo poogapore

stupid post but here's a (You) just for not being sebbo.

Based sebbo

x

Reminder fatcunt posts on proxies.

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>posts in a single thread
KEK

Not really falling for this theory

How dumb is this. Of course the defender will post around the same time, he's defending sebbo. So when sebbo posts and seething faggots abuse him, that's when you defender his honor no?

Careful mate he’ll claim it took a while minute and 16 seconds to change VPNs

look at them scramble kek

Absolute state.

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>American comes to post in /cric/
>rather than discuss the actual game he decides to shitpost and make the thread about him
I knew seppos were egotists but goddamn. Discuss cricket or fuck off

I don’t like cricket

then why the fuck are you in this thread you absolute retard? Fuck off then.

Sure are a lot of Irish posts at 4am in the morning too kek

how come/cric/ doesn't have any poos posting?

he's not even trying to hide it anymore.

Just in from a night out. I also been posting alot of the last few days when no sebbo around

t. fat cunt proxy

sure thing pal.
that's what i usually do after being out till 4am, I get straight on /cric/ and start posting.

Can't think of a single occasion when I've gone out at night and even had the thought of posting here when I get home, and I've been here for yonks.

>s-stick your allocated posting slots

reminder these are NOT the same person. there are clearly two genuine Irish posters who defend Sebbo, and one of them has clearly just got home from a big night out.

fat guts on the rope again

Haha don't lie you never go out

Because I love it

>fatcunt using multiple VPNs to talk to himself
Sad!

went out last night.

Itt Proof again sebbo lives in crics head rent free. Fair play mate.

>Switches of VPN

Lads I'm an Irish cricket enthusiast who's so keen on cricket I post on a cricket forum at 4am even though the cricket doesn't start for another 7 hours. And I will post something about cricket eventually. Just be patient.

Going bed now night night.

Rent free

yeah I bet the US flag picks up now.

Lads I'm an Irish cricket enthusiast who's so keen on cricket I post on a cricket forum at 4am even though the cricket doesn't start for another 7 hours. But I am very tired now from my huge night out so I'll go to bed good night. *disappears*

Threads really quiet. Irish lads must've gone to bed and Sebbo must be having dinner.

no really, what happened to the poomunity?

Think they all were deported to indiachan

>get drunk Friday and saturday nights
>wakeup hungover
>feel depressed as fuck
>come on /cric/ and spend most of the day on Yea Forums
At least we're winning the ashes I guess

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oh hi sebbo, you just missed your Irish mates. they went to bed.

Oh they've all disappeared. I see.

Pavement

why do i attract the absolute worst kinds of women...

im a good looking and nice guy, i deserve better than this.

how many more runs will Latham add today lads?

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lmao only freshies will click on this

don't worry about it, you're probably just gay

well i do jerk off to a lot of shemale porn

Classic

based freshcunt

Hate how Josh Reynolds always types "jerk" instead of "jack". What a retard.

Don’t reply to me or my Éirezonan brothers ever again

hot as fuck

none, the rest of the test will be rained out

that is because virgins jack off while chads jerk off

the incel pedo josh reynolds

2% spandex jeans.

at least i am known on here. nobody will ever address you because you are a nobody, you are nothing. every time someone refers to josh reynolds it reaffirms my relevancy on here.

oh sweet summer child

reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/2z6xw7/why_do_people_here_say_oh_sweet_summer_child_when/

cope

The virgin incel pedo richo
The chad philanderer josh

this guy gets it

nice samefagging

>nice samefagging

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mate if you were at hogwarts you would be in seethering

>still samefagging

I think this greentext what you said and post the same wojak over and over has to be the worst quality piece of "banter" I've seen here. Go ahead and greentext what I posted and add your wojak to prove my point you fat retard.

kek based

>I think this greentext what you said and post the same wojak over and over has to be the worst quality piece of "banter" I've seen here. Go ahead and greentext what I posted and add your wojak to prove my point you fat retard.

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might just hide every post above mine

Don't miss the harbour game lads

Always thought there was such a delayed reaction here.

kek based

much better lads

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Based sebbo

You missed one.

how the fuck do we get the message through and make him fuck off

Based.

Are you the one posting sexualised imagery of the underaged on indiachan

Haven’t been on currychan in weeks.

Massage gently counter clockwise for roughly 45 seconds, then move on to the right foot, repeat action. Once done, calmly place the popcorn to the side and grope both feet. Massage clockwise for 60 seconds then twice as vigorously for another 60 seconds after. Check her facial expressions and gauge reaction, if she is enjoying herself then continue with the vigorous motion, if she looks like she is in some discomfort then proceed to massage gently anticlockwise once again on a "two minute cool down". Repeat until desired effect is achieved.

is vlc pornposter joshy?

You should keep talking about him

yes

based straffposter

A burger from this general is posting cheese pizza there and you're the only burger in this general
It has to be you

loser.

What the fuck, I hate Sebbo now.

Yikes. I’m not even gonna pretend to be sebbo anymore tbqh ngl bla x

>now

>now

All the footposting on Yea Forums may have unironically given me a foot fetish

Me too, but it only applies to images on the computer. I can't into real feet, thankfully.

Please ask him to stop Ozzie bro
Our jannies are very inactive and incompetent

favourite /r/cricket banter:
someone once misspelt 'David Hussey' as 'David Gusset' and now everyone says 'Gusset' instead of 'Hussey'

I was with a girl a few nights ago and I was pulling her panties off and to do so she put her feet up on my shoulders
I felt an urge to play with them but I didn't want to be weird so I didn't do anything

we've been trying to tell him to fuck off for close to 18 months

*exists*

*sends /cric/ into a seethe*

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same
girl in front of me in a lecture last week had her bare feet pointing right at me and I couldn't take my eyes off them

>in front of me in a lecture
>feet pointing right at me
How does this work?

very flexible girl

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What is an American doing in a cricket general anyway
Is he indian/Pakistani living in America?

what

better

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Friend simulator for an obese NEET.

rain rain go away come again another day

fucking what

desperate for attention
he LARPs as a successful lawyer but really is an obese lebanese NEET living in some shithole in arizona

they're not starting? (watching the footy)

you retarded thirdies shit up /hoc/ for months so i decided to start watching your shit “”””””””””””sport””””””””””” ironically

*dabs*

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feet bent soles facing up

quite simple

...

You should try yoga and Ayurveda
It'll help you a lot

he posts on hoc and tries to promote "raids" and crossover culture between the two, like a pathetic child
also posts on heem and gets upset at NZ kek

he also desperately wants to be Australian and lashes out blindly whenever they BTFO him.

remember when he tried to do the same on /ausnz/ on /int/?

>he

It sounds almost too pathetic to be real.

>going on /int/
No I don't remember that.

it was the "tries to promote "raids" and crossover culture between the two" thing
can't say I go on that grim board either but he does and he'd always try to get us to raid it

remembering the grim posts he'd link on /adv/ too to try to get us to support him

>trying to get cric to make hoc threads and vice versa
haha soo funny wee

>try to get us to support him
well his legs certainly can't.

He's trying to do the same with indiachan and /cric/
indiachan.com/meta/res/1167.html#1494

GOTTEM

just pathetic

the grimmest """man""" I have ever come across. I'd take Daniel over him any day

based 4channel blocking the poos

indiachan was good for a laugh for about half an hour
of course the fat cunt has to run it into the ground

LADS LET"S GOT RAID THIS OTHER WEBSITE IT'LL BE HILARIOUS LADS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So this is where Bangladesh has been

>antiPOOdeans absolutely seething

Shan't be following this link after what you just said was being posted there.

you only see curries here when they're winning a game. fact.

tell me about life in brazil

it's awful. please come to brazil!

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I was here when new Zealand raped us

will you go on the bundas hunt with me mate?

you're the exception mate.

grim

Dire

lol you've got the wrong guy. I just randomly came to /cric/ since I just learned the rules of cricket and was struck when I didn't see any Indian flags, so I went to indiachan to investigate. I'm not the same burger that was posting earlier in the thread.

yeah sure what can go wrong

friendly reminder that blabla ≠ sebbo
back to zzzzz
x

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Yikes

he's on the ipad

Get the fuck up bla x

also, blabla has NEVER posted on indiachan x

Is he talking to himself

yeah that was me. why would anyone be against having a /spoo/? if anything, it might get rid of that one pajeet that's always seething about football.

plan to do some OT bla, need the zzz x
read this again

archive.is/zRUbd
Nice investigation tactics you have

yes

he tries this thing where he pretends to be other posters but does a horrible job of it

oof x

Care to elaborate?

Daily reminder

lol, not me buddy. believe it or not, there's more than one burger in currychan

sebbo is a different person than blabla
sometimes, he pretends to be me by copying my greeting/posting style for giggles and shits

>there's a zachy thread on Indiachan

That thread is only 1 day old
It has to be you

what did he mean by this

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ummm....sebby, stop pretending to be me, blabla, bla x

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Oh fuck wrong screenshot

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mine ama

anyone got sauce?

It means that he has scored 2 runs after facing 50 deliveries with zero boundaries
This makes his strike rate 4.00

high level analytics here lad

not me. there are multiple burgers in this thread, and I am completely new.
only these are my posts here:

no one cares. fuck off.

not a bad R/R
pity it's S/R

Yeah cobba, I'm still postin' with you
Still waters run deep
Still Blabla and S-E-B
One-Nine, cobba, guess who's back?
Still. Still doin' that shit, huh Seb?

[Seb Esq.]
Oh for sho', yeah, check me out
It was a Three Day, cobba.
Rule One cobba.
Though I've learnt a lot,
Gotta go to court a lot.

Cause when I frequent the threads
That I'm known to head
You hear the seethe from the cazzies
when I'm on top

British, they pay homage
But Aussies say Seb got run off
How cobba? My last post was of yo momma.

Irish wanna know if he still got it
They say /cric/'s changed
They wanna know how I feel about it

sad and pathetic.

[Blabla - singing]
If you ain't up on thangs

[Seb Esq.]
Seb Esquire is the name
I'm ahead of my game
Still
Draftin' my briefs, still fuck with the leafs
Still not lovin' jannies (Uh huh)
Still rock my three-piece with a tie and cufflinks (fo sho)

Still got love for Yea Forums
Reppin old /c-r-i-c/ (fo life)
Still,
The bats bang, still doin' my thang

Since I left,
ain't too much changed,
Still

[Blabla - singing]
I'm representing for them curries all across the world
(Still) Postin' the music in that snake sesh girl

[Seb Esq.]
Still
Taking my time to perfect the memes
And I still got love for Yea Forums, it's the S-E-B

(repeat 2x)

grim discussion that I am glad to not be a part of

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[Seb Esq.]
Since the last time you heard from me I drew a ban
Well, hell, me and Bla we dippin' again

Kept my ear to Yea Forums, signed Alchy B
He's dryin' out, gonna have the D.T.s

Still, I stay fully elite
And even when I was close to defeat
I rose to my feet

My life's like a soundtrack I wrote to the beat
Treat my rap like Éire weed, I smoke 'til I sleep

Stay up 'til the sunrise
compose a meme
I bring the heat 'til your mum's
flickin' that bean

It's not a fluke, It's been tried
I'm the truth
It's "ooooooooo........ooooooooooo oooooooo" from
the the BrainGOD Rajibul

I'm still at it
After the Ashes
In the home of drive-bys and ak-matics
Swap meets, sticky green, and bad traffic
I dip through, then I get skin
S-E-B

Great thread so far

BASED Sebbo

is it always like this?

maybe for 4 more hours

what happens then?

yummo

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What game is this?

my word this is like seven layers of grim

Play a real gsg tbqf

cup of hot milo and a bit of kimagure orange road on the cards lads

Hearts of Iron 4

assed the eet

sounding good mate

>those two dire sorry excuses of tomatoes for the whole quiche

feeling very hungover lads

>pie eating culture
>quiche snobs
who'd-a thunk it?

this is quiche eating country, faggot. we are upper middle class anglo and we eat quiches here. pies are working class trash for tradies.

Oh hello my fellow cricket enthusiasts.
I'm a completely new American poster. Who-da thunk it. How do you do

Based Sebbo.

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Hello i am here for the cricket

So we're all in agreement that Tim Paine threw away the ashes yesterday when he declared mid morning on a bright sunny day 3 pitch right?

England will win I've been saying it all along even when the computers gave them less than 5 percent. Cap this because I'm right and Americans know best

Yes for me it's the LAMBTON JAFFAS

craving that crackhit

new thread
new thread
new thread

yes mate

love pints
hate misuse of apostrophes

love the lad's

Based west aucklander

>this is quiche eating country, faggot. we are upper middle class anglo and we eat quiches here. pies are working class trash for tradies.

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Real seppo post coming thru

What is this to the tune of?

youtube.com/watch?v=_CL6n0FJZpk

ngl I love nigger music lads

hold up, that's the fuckin' radio edit, jfc
youtu.be/x7yPhExdj3E

Sincerely hope you're referring to ragtime.

Cut the racism mate. It's not helpful

Based sebbo

ah yes, some brain-tier comments on that video

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desperate and pathetic.

seething and dire.

kek

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SO TRUE

>listening to any "artist" that can't play a musical instrument
grim
and computers/mixers aren't a musical instrument either

>thinking the human voice isn't a musical instrument
holy mother of unintelligent

>quiche
Fuck off you poofter, I love having a pepper steak pie for lunch, and I'm upper middle class and anglo

so true

musical instrument: An object or device for producing musical sounds.

i reckon the voice box is an object
checkmate antipoodeans

it's not an object or device for producing musical sounds though, that's a separate feature

i reckon singing is musical
checkmate antipoodeans

Basically all producers are very good at one or more instruments. They use piano, drum and guitar samples that they make themselves regularly. Simply understanding the nuances requires an understanding of music from a young age and nobody starts with computer software.

t. Actually in the music industry

based

so true

Fry up soon

be sure to post a picture

yeah nothing as satisfying as posting something from real life here, so fellow cric posters can label it grim. what a prize.

>They use piano, drum and guitar samples that they make themselves regularly.
if that is the case, then they can play a musical instrument, can't they?

however, taking samples from other musicians and splicing them together on a computer randomly until it sounds like music requires no actual musical talent or skill

Was mildly hungover today but it was grim

Don't Know why people do it to themselves

Most electronic "producers" are probably just failed musicians.

Would trade the ashes for a Brisbane win today tbtqph.

hard to imagine a fry up being grim

But doing it well and producing something people enjoy does.

we''l wait till he posts it then check the comments shall we

I'll be there to support him

nothing but love for the /cric/ lads

you'd be the exception to the rule then.

what's a fry-up anyway lads? sounds actually pretty based if i'm really honest

not going to reply.

Should be an interesting one, friend making it for me with special homemade irish bread and black pudding. You'll have to stick around though will probably be some time

I'll just imagine and say grim ahead of time

big tits?

only the autistic manchildren here could see cooking food as some kind of achievement worthy of recognition.

I can't take anything you say seriously because you're dishonest. Your heart is in the right place but sometimes it's not helpful.

honestly lads, i was gone for three fucking days and /cric/ is STILL this grim
why do i even try to improve you lot?

oooooooooooooo fernandooo

he was gone for 3 days lads.

>"i heard tim paine saying that the cricket has been electrifying because the batters are getting hit in the head"
>"that's right... it doesn't affect paine so much because he's not out there long enough"

>Actually in the music industry
yep that's a grim from me

probably interns at a radio station, giving away icy cold cans of coke

morning lads, ready for an england collapse?

Not even going to watch. It will be an easy win for England

*gets out in the 1st over of the day*

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not sure whether i want more for your batsmen to collapse before tea or fall a few runs short

yes but no

going for a commonwealth themed afternoon tea:
irn bru
whittacker's coconut slice
iced vovos

The media centre at Lord's is so fucking sexy.

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Based diabetes lad.

ate all my anzac biscuits and might have to make up some choc chip box cookies before play starts

Just a watery derivative of Neimeyer 2bh.

Should have got some of this. It's elite

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I thought we already established that the Australians threw the ashes away when they allowed England to start their innings in the middle of a sunny day 3 morning.

I Support The NZ Chocolate Industry

sounds nice lad

for me, it's having healthy teeth

not for me pham

still can't wrap my head around that declaration but realistically if you get one of stokes and root before they get over a 50 partnership it's all over.

What does this mean for Australia Cricket? Is Australia doomed?

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what can we do to stop all the good brits escaping to australia
i suggest a marketing campaign highlighting all the bad things about australia

You could do that for any western country in the world and it would look pretty much the same, it just means the whole world is going to turn into one big overpopulated shithole soon thanks to you and the chinks and niggers and your inability to responsibly breed.

The bad things about Australia are even worse in Britain.

Only person I know who moved to Australia was a massive perv. Really says a lot doesn't it

at least they've got plenty of based kiwis.

umm sweetie

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Looks good mate

what about the ozone layer
i reckon we can make out that's still a problem and going to australia is basically a death sentence

The biggest snake is Eoin Morgan.

He still owes us a trophy

show wolf creek at airports

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>The bad things about Australia are even worse in Britain.
No history
Dangerous fauna and flora
High prices
Slow internet
No public transport
No Triple Crown World Cup

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the ozone hole is over Antarctica

Based redirection.

poor penguin lads

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Penguins get cancer on their beaks

why are we the coon

heartbreaking

relax it's a maori

in excess of 48 hours since i last showered

I'm glad that didn't go unnoticed.

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>that nazi on the far-right
This is grounds for NZ to demand the cup back.

some grim banter here

Smells like B.O in here lads

chances of a wicket in the first over lads?

i'm just running the sums now, give me five

On the loo right now lads.

Why do people call it a knuckle sandwich? Why not a knuckle casserole, or a knuckle Bolognese

i prefer a cock sandwich
if you know what i mean

Alri zachy

shut up, you faggot

I guess your face is the sandwich filling between knuckles.

barely 15% of the population and that's clearly an African

WALLOP

dont post on early threads.
has to stop.

Based.

Dublin in particular is a late night town honestly I wouldn't be surprised at whatever time an Irish flag posts.

if you had one night to make it count before going off to college, would you rather spend it with root or stokes or buttler?

it has to stop.

seriously. do what /hoc/ does. reject early threads.

If someone makes an alternative when this thread reaches the bump limit, I'll post there instead.

need to memewallop a 200 run lead and declare asap

I'm gonna make one. teach this blow-in a lesson

...

early threads MUST stop now

yeah that isn't it lad

new thread

BASED

on time lads

sports