OFFICIAL SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS @ KANSAS CITY CHIEFS PRESEASON GAME THREAD

exploding knees edition

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One hundred and thirty-seven million United States dollars ($137,000,000 USD)

Our backups are better than our starter's. I'm ok with that

So the second and third stringers for the Chiefs def is their actual defense right?

Will he redeem himself tonight?

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no

Just stop. If you ever post here again, I will fuckin’ choke slam you into a coffee table, with any luck it will be one of those old school antique coffee tables that was made out of the really good wood from deep in the fucking forest and not that Ikea bitch that explodes like a fucking stunt table. I will put you right through it, and pull you up by your god damn larynx and then right through the dry wall, my hand would be disappearing into the wall like I just fisted a fucking horse. Then I’d pull you out, you’d have plaster all over your fucking hair, you’d be deprived of 3 quarters of your oxygen, and you’d start to cry. Then I’d just whisper into your ear, really calmly, like one of those bad guys in one of those great 80’s movies with Mel Gibson, or fucking Stallone or whatever, where once the goons would get him tied up and the head bad guy that’s running bitch would come in all relaxed with his dress shoes and suit and would just come up and put his face like parallel to the other dude’s face and just come in and whisper in the guy’s ear nice and calmly. That’s what I’d do to you, as you’re struggling to breath, I’d put my head right next to your ear and just be like “If you ever post in this section again, I will fucking kill you. You understand me? The only reason you’re not dead right now is because I haven’t figured out how to get away with it yet. If you even come in this section again, I swear to god, I will grab you by your fucking baby fat and the top of your fucking head and I will throw you upside down through a bay window” As you sit out there in the rain, picking the glass and the wood shards out of your body, I’m gonna take a tray of hot macaroni and throw it right on your fucking face. That’s what I’ll do if you ever post here again.

Go chefs

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The game is televised in my city. No cable needed

thanks, i was worried you wouldn't be able to watch the game you fucking faggot no one cares

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>watching chiefs with speebros on a saturday night

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Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
You suck dick for bus fare then walk home.

>legion of zoom

Im liking chiefs defense tbqh

keep me outta your homosexual fantasies, faggot

>Chiefs fans hanging out with underage girls

Not surprising.

Chiefs D is already scared.

You can build a million bridges and suck one cock and you'll always be known as a cock sucker.

49ers O-line fucking sucks.

It would be easy to blame Jimmy G for the passing game struggles and his throws haven't been great but the 49ers haven't been able to do anything in the running game either this preseason.

hello chef frens itt

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Sorenson still sucks ass

JUST

Jones!

Man this Hyvee commerical is fuckin stupid

nice 4th down stand Chefs D

Nick Mullens would've made that

Are passes batted down at the line on the QB?

>fatasses vs fags
im nopin outta this buwlsheeit

lol.. gonna be a long season for whiners

Williams will be a top 4 fantasy performer this year. Cap this

The QB and the line.

top jej

TOO EASY

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The Chiefs offense is literally unstoppable

Against the niners? Yes.

D lineman on a RB wtf are 9ers thinking

How long before we declare the Lynch/Shanahan experiment to be a bust?

>when you score in 3 plays instead of 2

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Don't count your chicks in hand to spite your nose, user.

>not 1

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Should have kept Tomsula

I blame it more on Lynch. Why would you hire someone with no expierence as your GM?

Especially when your defensive luneman covers your halfback in man coverage. What the fuck was the 49er DC thinking there?

Top 4 is a no from me chief.
But he is a great sleeper steal in the later rounds

Is Shanahan even a good head coach, or is he one of those guys who should only be a coordinator?

Das one fast nigger

Lel it's ok, be another sheep and sleep on the GOAT sleeper pick

Our DC has no experience and was previously the linebackers coach for the jags. And not the 2017 jags, he was the coach during Gus Bradley's jags

Lmao what the fuck is going on in San Francisco?

>dat bomb
APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

dang nice throw

Grap warming up

Nobody talking shit on Jimmy now, faggots

>chiefs defense is suddenly making the whop look like the second coming of Joe Montana
Denver is taking the division this year boys, screen cap this

>letting wopollo torch your D

jesus christ the chiefs are fucked

jimmy is so handsome no homo

>Flacco

Yeah fucking right.

So this... is the power... of the Chiefs improved defense...

Whoa...

I'm going to go fap to one of Jimmy G's girlfriend's many interracial scenes

>allowing a TD on half of drives instead of every drive

sounds improved to me

This is exactly what what happened the last time the Niners and Chiefs played until he blew his knee.

Why would you watch this when college football is on

TOUCHDOWWWN!

DAMIEN WILLIAMS!

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>watching Florida teams

Dumb leaf

Sherman getting styled on by Watkins.

Why hasn't he died of a heart attack yet?!

Lmao was that sherm? Goddamn

the 9ers defense is pure trash

cholesterol meds and fetus stem cells most likely

(You)

Cuz bosa isn't in yet, puto

Mahomes is bringing out the ketchup for the 2nd quarter

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O shit we brough out lil nigga

Bosa or Dee Ford. Basically we've been playing the preseason without our pass rush.

How tall is Darwin?

He can't be more than 5'6

He also has a daffy duck lisp.

i can't wait for cheesy headlines this season that say "Darwin evolves into an elite RB"

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Mutthomes looks to be the first colored to win the owl

The 49ers defense held the Chiefs offense to a field goal.

They didn't look good doing it but it was a more respectable showing than that regular season game last season.

Guy for redskins did it Wilson

Retard

He's the first Chief to be MVP, first big XII QB to throw a TD pass in a playoff game... i think he will get 2 Owl MVPs at least

>colored to win the owl
I guess Russel Wilson is now white.

We're the refs dazzled by Mahomes scrambling to ignore the holds and blocks in the back on that scramble?

Russell Wilson was always white. That's why the Legion of Boom and Marshawn hated him.

Light skin half breed gets benefit of doubt

blocking isn't holding, if it was everyone would just bump chests with their arms sticking out

I'll sock your bitch ass come at me like that again

Clark with the sack, there we go!!

Would be nice of the O-line to put up some resistance.

Is Staley too old? Is this the year he drops off a cliff?

Will big red cage up his mutt after that last display?

Go back to sucking your whiteboy QB's dick.

Blocking in the back is still illegal, faggot.

There were some holds but the league is going to protect the quarterback. That's just the way the game is now.

It's only bullshit if they call those holds against our guys when they don't call them on the other team.

Jimmy is Italian tho

I know. He's Italian. He isn't a whiteboy like Russell Wilson.

Dirty dan Sorenson

So admit what you said was stupid, faggot.
If cum was concrete you'd have a freeway down your throat and a driveway in your ass

Disappointing final play from Jimmy G and the offense. At least, I assume that's the last of the offensive starters in this game.

Overall, I'm encouraged by what I saw from Jimmy G. It wasn't perfect and he's probably going to struggle early on this season but I think he's going to get better as the season goes on and the more football he plays. The O-line is emerging as the real concern on offense. Definitely need to address that next offseason.

ITS KYLE TIME

I'm Italian ama

I admit no such thing. Russell Wilson is a faggot-ass whiteboy. That wasn't wrong. And Jimmy G is Italian. That's not white. Ask any white supremacist.

Are you happier than a faggot in a tree full of dicks, cause your a grease ball?

>your

Retard

DrywallStatus: On notice

ANDY YOU DUMB FUCK, WHERE'S THE CHALLENGE

If the regular season is this ticky tack with OPI I'm going to scream, cry, but still watch anyway.

>Hey ______, why don't you make it up to me on Sunday?
>Yes sir, gotcha!

What did that guy say to Mahomes in the Hyvee commercial, again?

I have a very big dick

In your ass doesn't count, bitch.

Uh, dick in your ass totally counts as having it.

Don't take your anger out on us just because you're frustrated you can't get any big dicks in your ass.

Easy there gay boy user, I'm ok about liking woman.

You pay tithes with dick sucks.

>And Jimmy G is Italian. That's not white. Ask any white supremacist.

That depends on if he is Northern or Southern Italian.

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in case you guys don't have /nfl/ also open, check schefter's twitter NOW

press F to pay respects

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F

He didn't deserve the shitty Colts and that drug addict of an owner. Go buy another guitar instead of an O-line you fucking junky.

Mecole Hardman is a better player than I thought he would be

SHURMUR

You'd think if you were a coach and had a son being drafted into the NFL you would try to draft him

Year of the Shurminator, Mahomes just got dropped to the 2 spot

He fast

Darwin has explosiveness too

Hunt has been playing like shit for the Browns in preseason