Bellator tonight

I MISSE ALL 3 FINISHED BECAUSE I WAS LOOKING AT MY PHONE FUG

>Yet another Gracie
>Paige ManZant
>One-armed man
>Paratrooper vs. Meathead Tapout throwback brawl
Lotta memes tonight, fellas

He's from Florida.

Prison Nazis are not even real Nazis desu. They're just wigger thugs.

youtu.be/rcEOj2ssgg8

Never forget when Based Homasi put that piece of shit Usman in place and bitched him out.

just took a big fat saudi sheikh style shit, what did I miss

Haven't been keeping up with Bellator aside from the cards themselves. Any importance to the main event or is it just a HW fight?

Smellators megan olivi is much better

Lads, this is it. This is bellators night.

>Prison Nazis are not ever real Nazis
Actually prison gangs trump gangsters on the outside and this goes for the AB as well

Awful bread

It's been blessed by Schaub.

Has it been confirmed that Jamal is Asian?

>Pic related
Matt fucking Mitrione
This guy is unironically one of my favorite fighters. Why? Dude keeps it real. He's game. He fights motherfuckers for no damn reason, but keeps his wits about him in the Octagon as well. No one is going to say he's the GOAT. No one is even going to say he's a Top 10 HW. But guess what? He's one of my favorites, and that's good enough for me.
I know I can't be the only one that rates this dude. If you're like me, and you're rooting for Matthew tonight, don't be embarassed and reply to this post with
>Meathead bless
for a remainder of 2019 filled with pussy, ass or money, as you prefer

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Just a fight, Mitrione already lost to Bader and Kharitonov is pretty old. Could be a banger, though

is he chinese perhaps?

I know Brenda. Heshe is not my favorite.

mista shob, sorry about yo loss

So did AKA make khabib or the other way around.

Remember when Kimbo thought Schaub was black? Was he the greatest blind fighter of all-time?

Meathead bless

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I think we are talking about different things. Yes they prison gangs "trump" streetgangs in a criminal dominance"" sense. What I'm saying is that whatever you think of the actual Nazi ideology, prison gangs like AB don't adhere to them in the slightest. In fact the number 1 rule of the AB is business comes before any ideology. They are even allied with Surenos. Most of them don't even give a shit about race and have non-white wifes. Just listen to any AB/NLR talk. They literally talk in black slang. They are wiggers with swastikas.

whens the guy with no fucking arm fighting

Is this the thread? Looks like shit no meme

that reminds me, I have to watch below the belt and leave a like

Mmmmmmmmm

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I hope you appreciate my meathead og from back in the days

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If you've got a quota you could just put it 37 times in one post and call it a day

Ok but are you a fan of Matt Mitrione

>fighting from detroit
shieeeet soe cracka bouta get heemed

Damn I more than appreciate that. I fucking love that. If you did that, man, you are a better man than I

Champ Shit Only

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what a sour little shit you are

Mitrione is two years older

didn't draw that, but used many hours on gimp

You a fucking bitch dog, send location motherfucker

Based. Fuck Usman.

Before today I didn't even know who he was.

I LOVE YOU GOLDIE!!!

asking the real questions

I haven't seen McGregor's new interview, should I watch it?

*throws location through your bus window*

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>Before today I didn't even know who he was.
Man I'm going to level with you...it's been probably 15 or so years since I was this caz. No joke

suck my dick faggot

i'll make you my bitch

those last 10 second sounds were like gunshots wtf

try it faggot *sniffs your jock*

He's got a ton of mileage is what I mean

He was cte'd as fuck already in TUF years ago, how is he even still alive

Then I guess I have a lot of catching up to do. Looking at Sherdog he has a loss against Shaub so I guess he must be an ubercan.

>tries to sniff
>flying knee
>askren time
ha joke's on you homo

You’re minding your business on the yard and this guy asks you “are you peter packin’ boy” and slaps your butt. What do you do?

yikes

bleeeeed

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Also beat Fedor and Roy Nelson you uber caz

Fuck, imagine how hard he's going to pound paige later.

>what do you do

You don't have a choice in the yard pussy. You just got heart checked.

>all that aids detroit blood
bellator bouta get sued

Hes an NFL athlete that's how

he's American, that's how

i hope paige gets fatter

heem stoppy

why didn't they bring up pico like they are doing austin?

Imagine being an MMA fan that DOESN'T rate Gegard Mousasi

8.5/10
Very handsome

He got ankle picked though

Gayguard Poosasi has a nice jab

Paige is a nice girl. She wasn't made for these times.

this thread fucking sucks nigga

Don’t we all

He got signed to a nice contract because they had to compete with the UFC, they were paying him to train for the Olympics before he even turned pro

Cum inflation is a strange fetish

STOP BULLYING ME

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Seems like kind of a weird couple desu

He's just playing around b. I hope you're watching the Bellator card right now though

why is the roach whiter than the American?
im confuse..

Imagine being GeGOAT Mousasi, having FORTY FIVE fucking wins, only 7 fluke losses, and having cazzies on heem still say you're shit

When is one arm and that amazon cutie fighting?

based

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I am, of and on. But only because I have literally nothing better to do. Not a huge fan of HW bouts.

>rating bums

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Based punished Goldie

>'rating bums hurr'
>posts a bum

ordered this for bellator lads
Matt Mitrione is Italian so I feel obliged to eat pizza whenever he fights.
I also have a lot of respect for Italian culture so I also eat pizza whenever he doesn't fight too.

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Wonderboy is the best welterweight on the planet

gave ur mum the mighty meaty last night

pic related current Bellator MW champ

How many UFC MWs could this bamf crush?

>Protip: all of them

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No for sure he pisses 1000% clean my d00d

>hyping up david rickels
Smellaturd pls

Big John and Goldberg is easily the worst commentary duo there is. They gotta let Chael do it again and bring Jimmy Smith back. Big John sounds like he keeps forgetting what he's trying to say

>be turk
>wave american flag
YIKES

Apologize.

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Based Janissary march music

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Fair play

his tats are so cringy

You forgot cheesy bread

is Chael still permitted to do Bellator shit since his retirement?
Does he bounce back and forth between that and his UFC work?
Kind of amazing how he's allowed on both.

Oh shit the mini mcgregor killer

Did this choad win? GOAT Tat tho

OK but no USADA: does he beat
>Adesanya
>Gastelum
>Weidman
>Whitaker
>Romero
>Natty Paulo?

>talking about how good Rickels is

Isn't he the guy that waved off his fight with MVP while they were standing and MVP was nowhere near him? Don't know if he's better than that, it's the only time I've seen him. But, 20+ fights in Bellator without getting a call from UFC sounds suspect.

>the hype train came to a dynamic stop

>no breadsticks

How can you fail so hard?

He's one of the desk analyst at Bellator tonight so yeah but ever since big John retired from reffing and became a commentator for Bellator Chael hasn't done commentary

>Matt Mitrione is Italian
Really what part of Italy is he from

>Mighty meaty
>No onions
>no mushrooms
That ain't mighty

Why isn't their more asian champs? Didn't mma start from their martial arts?

mmmm

I unironically usually get that and it's fucking DELISH but opted not to for tonight.

I only go all out for PPVs.

HEEM

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Rickels is the guy that use to walk out with caveman attire

HEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Nice heem

HEEEEEM CHINLET

People crying about him being on Peds for being tall and sim but defined while saying Yoel and Costa are just genetically gifted.

just sneed

Ref DQ'd for illegal knee to head of a downed opponent

Is Bellator, dare I say it, back?

My sides, please tell me someone can webm that

Okay I respect that

TURKS BTFO
CONSTANTINOPLE NOT ISTANBUL NIGGA!

nothing like a turkey sandwich

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Turkey?
more like Turgay! lol

HASKY

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is he asking what happened? lmfao

Michael c Williams fucking sucks

eat clean BRO

There are legit good MMA/Sambo/Muay Thai/Wrestling gyms and fighters here. The problem is manlet genetics.

mushrooms are gross
and I had to get rid of the onions in order to have extra pepperoni for it to still cost the same

BASEDator

GOTTEM

I like Ricky

BKFC >Bellator > UFC.

Last week was one of he fee good UFC shows in 2019

Why you laugh?

more like wH*Te boi genetics asians btfo

keked

But the question is: where does Rizin fit in all this?

Fake fights

Wouldn't know I cant stay up all night gotta work monday

what do you guys want your team to yell when you score? For me it's
>BINGO!
all night long baby

It's weird the refs never get rocked when they jump in to stop fights, or when a KO'd guy doesn't know what's going on and tries fighting the ref

When you look at who he lost to in the UFC releasing him wasn't really necessary.

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>not rating Camsoda Legends
cazzies

I hope Josh Thomson gets a horrible chronic disease

this happens

Honestly, who gives a flying fuck about bellator mma?

fans

everyone now that UFC is the bum promotion

Get into my guard and say that, bitch.

>t. nate diaz

his 2nd """loss""" was a joke, herb dean's worst mistake among a long career of mistakes

most of their fights are mistaches so its nice to see some finishes

The people who make these types of posts in literally every thread when Bellator is on

Wait what happened to Ayala

reminder to stop deforestation

chael of all people saying nobody wins fights from their back

UFC shills aren't just on r*ddit

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Well I'm convinced.

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>entire amount of heems in last 2 ufc cards: 3
>entire amount of heems in last 5 fights on early prelims of bellator: 3

Fuck ufc

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Kek, he hit the nail on the head when he described Usman. A boring shitty blanket.

foul cunt

>writing political messages all over your body at weight in
Wmma was already cringe enough

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"No."

Ill deforestate dat pussy if you know what i mean

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I remember Homasi for doing that stupid ass dance before getting sparked by Abdul

Illustrate

you know what they say

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i like how poosman immediately starts ducking, it's like it's ingrained in the fiber of his being

Some banter on that goldie ha ha what a guy

Once you start hiking you get addicted to it?

exercise is the key to a healthy mind and body?

I felatiate

140? What is this shit

>offended by nazis

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Any adult man that weights 63 kg should heem himself in the face and end his suffering.

MUAD DIB!

SPICE

Banger alert

BASED SMELLATOR SPICE

This is some really horrendous wrestling/grappling desu.

lmfao this white black boi just gave up yikes

lmao la creatura with 56 IQ

That fight was awesome

KeK HEEEEM!

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the fuck was that take down

Reminds me of kevin pee

>AHHHH MY BACK

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Henri Hooft is such a shit coach lul

>mfw that good spice

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Hard Knocks 365

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lol thanks

I think Chael may have cut his cord

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Brutal.

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^

New.

?

Not a parent. Do kids really provide that much motivation? Because any parent I see IRL looks like they want to kill either their kids, themselves, or both.

stfu Thompson....analyst yet he can barely speak

wow what a bum

knowing you aren't a genetic dud sure helps

>300 posts early

bruh...

whenever I think about my daughter my balls get full of hot sperm

Yeah im using this one

y tho

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A man without a family is not a man.

searched heem, nothing existed exist one at bump limit. Simple.

Have to keep the threads coming at Bellator pace

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I need the webm of Masvidal heeming Askren, my dumbass banished it to the shadow realm on accident.

well, I'm not married either, and I'm sure as shit not going to have a kid when I'm not married.

lads wtf is happening, bellator is great right now

streamable.com/3bz44

>michael johnson is a flushed bum
>Double Pentration is champ
one more win for the diamond

>all finishes so far
>only one chick fight
fuck the UFC

Find yourself a qt then.

main card will be shit

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dont you dare

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whens the freak fight

I just took the fattest shit my busted arse burns and sore now. Should I eat ice crem to cool off boys?

I'm trying, brother. New state so I'm still trying to make friends and be social here.

Their least hyped cards are usually great

exactly, completely different from the last few ufcs, one with 6 consecutive decisions, fucking 6(six)

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>only one chick fight
You know you're starting to win me over on this whole Bellator business.

Goodnight.

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disgusting faggot kys

And 175 now? what is bellator doing?

>bellator
No decisions allowed
>ufc
Ultimate(point)fighting championship

God speed user.

bringing us the heems

Thanks very much.

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What creeps me out is how stiff Ben is when Herzog tries to roll him over

Eat it backwards

That's LHW in boxing

leave it up to a brazilian to ruin the flow of a fight card

delete

smellator

It happened on that card where Valerie Loureda debut. Jay Blazer started bragging about all the finishes (I think it was 5 in a row and I think ufc had a card with no finishes the week before or something like that) and no more finishes came after that

Happens all the time, they either go super lose or stiff as a board.

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Bellator kind of sucks desu.

wow bellator stinks
so boring now

The girl fight is actually gonna be decent too. Lara is pretty good

isn't the guy with 1 arm fighting tonight?

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fucking pussy ass lanky faggot

I have two more I think if you'd like them.

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I posted this, and just noticed the guy to the left of the Modelo sign casually saying "Oh fuck." while chewing his gum

Yes please.

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I think it was just three actually, but still, here you are, my bong friendo.

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interesting strategy by ben- attacking masvidal's knee with his face

Based.

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>get punched three times in the head
>move a little bit
>get punched three times in the head
>"defend yourself!"
>repeat

this match is a slow-burning banger

Literally winning the story

NO DECISIONS ALLOWED
NO DECISIONS ALLOWED
NO DECISIONS ALLOWED

What a can

late subby

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Could've tapped out 14 minutes ago and saved us all that time

I love it when a gracie fuck boy slave gets BTFO
FUCK THE GRACIES

it is all over yayy

What's the finish count so far?

BACK OFF
ILL TAKE YOU ON

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>just the third time he's lost by submission
That's a lot for a guy who can't fight on his feet

Larp harder

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_Fight_Night:_Andrade_vs._Zhang

7/7

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>Not a PPV

YOU COULD HAVE FINALLY KILLED BOXING, DANA

Time difference is killing me once again. Gonna hit the sack.

Good night my sweet queen.

AYYY WES WATSON FROM THE DIEGO

america's brave Kastriot Xhema

I show him my motherfucking paperwork and start blasting fools on the yard

zuffa boxing will kill boxing

What an unappealing individual.

I've got a huge cock

Look at the bottom of their feet

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>Secretly hoping Xhema gets knocked out so I can go XHEEMA SLEEPY and get a chuckle or two

Gracies a shit.
Ruined MMA

you would be getting more than a chuckle from me, sir!

why am i watching bellator over florida/miami?

>ahh she's just beautiful

one hundred percent Joe

>a-a-a beautiful person

Yeah, nice save their Johnny boy

disgusting gas city bout

m-maybe we could use my thread after this one

Who's the guy in op?

your weight should be in stone just to round it out

okay

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HEEEM TAPPY

XHEEMA TAPPY

did he tap?

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> doing gay shit
that ain't happening

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DOH HO HO

Kek

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hang myself in my cell later

heem sleepy

My weight right now is 11st 11lbs, not quite 12st, my weight flucuates about 2-3lbs a day depending on how much water/food I intake and other stuff but I don't think I've actually ever been 12st.

just typing now, must have laughed a full three minutes, classic post

His neck is really think. You guys think I could knock him out

>having a 3-4 resume
that's a big yikes from me

didn’t tap btw

What the fuck is this

those little nubs weird me the fuck out

NICK NEWELL always wins the story and that's a FACT

no I just mean so you had one metric, one imperial and one, whatever a stone is

A ONE-HANDED MAN IS FIGHTING
I REPEAT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
OR EVEN A HAMMER

A ONE-HANDED MAN IS FIGHTING

why cant we have an all disabled card

>Bellator with the reach shaming

Look at those little nubbins on the end of his nubbin

What if Newell gets armbarred? Can't tap and loses his right arm?

browning looks like he has never cut weight

Oh, I think 75KG looks prettier though, yanno?

DIsabledMMA vs WMMA
Make it happen

you can't win the story if it's a shitty story, Newell and the story are a draw at best

isn't it be against the rules for the nub to not have some sort of glove

Verbal submission.

Sorry, you're wrong, I'm right.

Imagine getting beaten by someone with one arm.

holy shit this dude has one arm

>Newell by submission (gross-out)

Don’t think he’s allowed to strike with it anyway

Verbal tap

DC is a fucking hero. Had hard shit happen to him all his life and he still rose above all that and became one of the greatest athletes in history. Absolute legend.

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Imagine losing to a guy with one arm lmao

>181 cm 11 stone 11 77" reach
sounds pretty tough

it should have a tiny miniature mma glove on his nob

unfair advantage to nubs since the rest of his body can be bigger and stronger due to the lack of extra forearm weight

ur just mad that croat got the belt back

Based Croat destroyed him

He tapped him. The absolute madman

ONE HAND TAPPY HEEMY

that's a scary one armed man

This is actually genius

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lmao what a fucking looser, I bet his gf is already leaving him for a Chad

nice good for no arm

If Diaz vs Masvidal happens it will be the first time ever I've rooted for a Diaz.

LMAO HAHAHAA

Steep is 100% American my guys.

so he's retiring right?
There's no way you tap against a nub and continue

>YOU DOUBTED
YOU DOUBTED
>YOU DOUBTED
YOU DOUBTED
>YOU DOUBTED
YOU DOUBTED
>YOU DOUBTED
YOU DOUBTED
>YOU DOUBTED
YOU DOUBTED
>YOU DOUBTED
YOU DOUBTED
>YOU DOUBTED
YOU DOUBTED
>YOU DOUBTED
YOU DOUBTED

and ur 100% muslim

t.pedro

How long before people start having partial arm amputations for the grappling advantages that it will provide?

Too bad his arm wasn't Connecticut

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business idea: mcnuggets with one arm tied behind his back vs the one arm fella for the nickname notorious

>citing bellator as a source of pride

"ct full of sharks...meaning he is one of them.."
stfu goldy..

Our boy Stosic got robbed

Let me offer you this...

Do you want your girlfriend to look like Michelle Waterson or do you want her to look like Cyborg? You follow me?

based corn-fed one-armed heemster

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>fingies

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i can't believe goldberg was actually the voice of the ufc

soon, furries are already replacing their hands with paws

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kinda cute desu

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fuck is that?

im a noob where can you find streams now

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Business Idea: Laura Sanko and Jenn Brown fight naked using only black dildos to see who make each-other cum first in order to win the p4p my dick belt

right here

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WELL THEN HE NEEDS A FUCKING GLOVE
THIS SHIT IS RIGGED

nice try schaub

Imagine he puts it in your mouth while he has top mount.

Cracked down. Somebody pee in my mouth.

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DOOD!
IM TRYING TO EAT!

a furry left his hands in dry ice during 6 hours so he could get amputated (he says he fell asleep because of his meds but there is no way it's true)

His twitter
twitter.com/PretzelzCollie

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>That cute little thumbs up

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Works for me

i am so upset that i asked

Lee won the story of the fight.

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Where are you watching the nub submit the other guy?

Why did he do it

guessing because dogs don't have hands

Should've been a cat man instead
Kitten mittens might have saved him

something about arthritis, and just deciding to get his hands removed so he could live off benefits

That's a pretty bad theory. Hands look closer to paws than that

Because he's a furry and wants to have fucking paws instead of hands. He did his research well, another woman successfully amputated her legs by leaving them in dry ice for multiple hours some months ago. It's a classic case of body integrity dysphoria

>

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this Will Smith black action movie is a hi-octane banger lads

There we go that makes sense

Hoping Bellator will sign him

that's it I'm switching to Stranger Things. See you later

Why didn't he just remove his fingers and keep the palm

was that bad boys 1 or 2? I forgot

Crackstreams is down and so is ripple. Where do I go?

its up man.

pretty sure it was 2

Watch it on TV you bum

try refreshing that shit or use another browser
mine is working fine

guys look crackstreams is back

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my theory is that he was trying to fuck up the fingers so he'd have paws but left em in too long and lost his whole hand, there's some pictures of him after the surgery and you can tell reality is setting in. He also has this weird furry enabler dude as a boyfriend, fucking clown world

Crack has been working perfectly for me all card

You gonna get checked boy

I have bad arthritis in my hands this is terrifying for me.

Okay let me try

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feel like shit lads, just want him back

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he's a fuckin idiot

that's just the narrative I got off Yea Forums no idea what it's actually about

>fighting out of where I live now
>by way of my hometown

Let's go, Tyrell!

>inb4 he still feels pain because ghost limbs

swang
n
bang

What fight left all the blood on the mat? Just started watching

you missed some heems lad

aaaaaand the main card sucks

Okay it's working again. I just restarted my phone

I'm only 20 and have arthritis because of trash genetics and it's only going to get worse.

Guy lost his arm during a fight, but still won

>woman firefighters
Do americans really do this?

That's what happened in Bellator 222. It started with 7/8 stoppages and then went 4 boring decisions in the main card

rudy sucks

white boi elbowing detroit nigger 2rounds of GnP

drink milk

Not even remotely as close as they try and make it seem.

I then 29 next week all I have done is drink smoke weed and masturbate and I have no health problems at all

pretty grim m8. all the best.

Where? That's pretty unlucky man

*remotely as many

heemfest

could you imagine some 90 pound asian broad carrying you out of a burning building?

TAPPPY

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is it autoimmune related?

did he tap?

O-oh my...

I'm a trendsetter, if you're gonna copy my /heem/ techniques at least have the decency to use capital letters.

*looks for a split second*

Have you tried not having arthritis?

is she getting fatter

Tyrell Yea Forums?

crazy locs opening the cage for the cameraman there

Would love to be this guy's celly

B L A C K E D

Somebody opened the door while Pico was leaning on it in his last fight

Paige Van Zants husband smashed some nogs face in

>septics actors on burger ads pretending not to be actors
ugh

t.peter gazer

dc got fucking smashed
black race doesn't exit anymore

keto or carnivore diet

those Crunch ads too.
first an Indian in a suit on Wall St then a Moozie girl scout kek
Americas' truly fucked.

>chink w*man firefighter
>mudslime w*man soldier
I SERIOUSLY HOPE you Americans don't eat that chocolate.

embarrassing retard gameplan from schaffroth, i thought we were supposed to be the high iq race

We don't. It's marketing and advertising. No minorities here actually support this country. They all hate it and complain constantly.

Did he go out (of consciousness)?

RAPEMAN STRONG!!!!!!!

>Hi Im a muslim who is helping people instead of murdering them and I eat this candy bar
At least Canadian commercials don't have to spell out the propaganda

My penis grew 3cm because of Veganism, true story.

>now it's 6cm

Bellator Ireland card looks good. And goobs will definitely be there and do something stupid

Not because of the door

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mousasi is a can

In many ways, Aaron Pico has yet to debut.

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Mine shrank 3 cm

t. roidhue

Every ad is about food.

vegemite sucks

In many ways, Conor Mcgregor is yet to debut

>2019
>Dave Navarro is still a thing

>sporting event
>food ads
its almost like you are too stupid to connect the dots

>This Nazi fuck?

Those digits.

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>normal person: gets hungry after exerting lots of energy
>American: gets hungry after watching other people exert energy

was literally about to post this

In many ways, Bellator is Bodog Fights - tier.

My boy tyrell beat some ass! Hope he heems jack fagger next.

Bring back the guy with one arm

>gets tapped by a nub arm

The reason Dana doesnt talk shit about bellator these days is he has realized they pose no threat and act merely as the vultures of the UFC's flushed waste

I saw a one-armed lad at a kickboxing event once. gutsy.

I don't even know the last time my penis was 6 centimeters

You were genetically predisposed to it, it was not the diet but your weak body.

when was the last time he talked shit?

I hope he kills himself.

When Dana said he hired Jimmy Smith just so he could fire him I knew then that Dana was pretty based.

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Having one arm is unironically an unfair advantage

styles dont make fights, promoters make fights
dont get it mistaken

Imagine having one arm
Your porn viewing/fapping efficiency would drop dramatically

he has two arms, just one hand

Is paraplegia the new meta?

That Bellator main card pace

>the average-looking TV American is now overweight

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>these are not actors

How do US companies get away with constantly blatantly lying to the public.

Is there a stream i dont see it on xfinity or their website

crack streams m8

the ads are heeming me

im cutting off an ankle when i sign up for mma and seeing what happens
have never stepped in the cage, and by this method, technically i never will

iirc the new unified rules of fighting allow wheelchairs

Is rickels based or cringe lads?

(((Burger King))) marketing its delicious new maggot burger

oof. Must be real embarrassing to lose to us in nearly every sporting even then

new (old)

wouldn't missing one hand provide better circulation to the body?

Wow epic rant bro

>it's a "shitty fighter tries to market himself with gimmick walkouts" episode
Rickels sucks. Amosov needs to fight in the UFC so he can face real competition.

Strap in lads, 15 riveting minutes of crotch sniffing on the way

migrate

Nah he has two hands

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>detected

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Make a fresh one

unequivocally and unironically basado

Olny bums use old threads nigger

OK stay here then you filthy animal

>tf
>tp

>eastern european music
keep it banging boys

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